X-Crescence LIV:ing the Blues

[Pach!]

Are you sure? They sometimes double as horny invisible persons. I saw it on Supernatural so it must be true.

As long as it doesn't come to me and tells me it's pregnant than I'm fine with it now. I got over my horny invisible people-phobia when I was quite young.

Clows are scary, Andres. I'm already regretting googling their pictures.


Really?

I like clowns, I used to love going to the circus to see the clowns. What's scary about them?

[Kalen O.]

As long as it doesn't come to me and tells me it's pregnant than I'm fine with it now. I got over my horny invisible people-phobia when I was quite young.

Well that seems perfectly reasonable then.

[Hi-Fi]

I miss Cay.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Ah, come on, at least give them props for those car clowns. Probably inspired those atheists from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

That, and their very existence is sole reason that "police clowns" joke in Duckman was ever made.

[Hi-Fi]

Are you feeling better, Kalen? :)

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4990212#post4990212

Enjoy! :)

[Beast]

For you Polaris fans. A better pic of her Figurine. :D

http://www.marvelcustoms.co.uk/marvel%20images/magazinecovers/53.jpg

[Kalen O.]

Are you feeling better, Kalen? :)

Yeah, a bit thanks. Just not thinking about it makes me less pissed, so oh well. Been busy anyways, so that helps.

[Nyssane]

Yeah, a bit thanks. Just not thinking about it makes me less pissed, so oh well. Been busy anyways, so that helps.

Busy having sex, ya man slut?!

[Kalen O.]

Busy having sex, ya man slut?!

Lol, naw. Busy preparing for going home to California this summer, which is kinda a mingling of business with vacation.

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

Anyhow, the comics I didn't get were, New X-men #39, X-men indangered species #1 and Gen13 #9 :(

[xgeek52]

i'm gone...

tired...busy from looking after everyone


g"night gracie...

(gracie from burns and allen in case anyone asks)

[Sean Whitmore]

Anyhow, the comics I didn't get were, New X-men #39, X-men indangered species #1 and Gen13 #9 :(

So you missed absolutely nothing. No biggie. :)


SEAN

[Frodo-X]

Ha-ha! Leaky Cauldron has a Deathly Hallows Quiz where you can predict stuff for the book and then come back later to see how you did. 400 Questions!! This'll help me through my boredom. :p

[Beast]

Heh. If the spoilers for HP7 from the so-called stolen "Digital Datafile" from the Publishing Company turn out to be true, I won't even bother reading the book. Very dissapponting all around.

[Kalen O.]

http://bookshop.livejournal.com/834653.html

[Frodo-X]

Heh. If the spoilers for HP7 from the so-called stolen "Digital Datafile" from the Publishing Company turn out to be true, I won't even bother reading the book. Very dissapponting all around.
Nah, they're crap. For one, they don't really work, as the last chapter is meant to be a sort of sum-up of what the surviving characters do with the rest of their lives, which the so-called 'hackers' never even mention.

Also, this (http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2007/6/21/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-hacker-hoax).

[Sean Whitmore]

When did waiting for the story to be published become such a quaint, outdated notion in this country?


SEAN

[Frodo-X]

http://bookshop.livejournal.com/834653.html
Charming.

:(

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

So you missed absolutely nothing. No biggie. :)


SEAN

Okay good :D

[Ryan K]

Prententious b/c of the people I know that have them they say "here go to my myspace" when I ask them a question instead of having a real coversation (even if it is online)...it's lazy.


You have no idea what pretentious means do you?

[Sean Whitmore]

You have no idea what pretentious means do you?

I came so close to posting that same thing, you wouldn't believe it.


SEAN

[Ryan K]

I went and had me a Spider-Man3/Fantastic Four 2 double feature.

I can't decide which one was worse:

Spider-Man 3

- Bad movie made from cobbled together stories and a mostly original plot.

- Has an atrocious goth Peter Parker dance number that nearly made me leave the theatre.

-On the plus side, there were some good thematic idea in there, they just lose focus. The film did a lot of good things poorly, and a lot of bad things well.

- Completely horrid compared to the original 2.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

- Bad movie made from a Top 5 Marvel story.

- Has an atrocious sequence in which Dr. Doom rides the Silver Surfer's board that nearly made me leave the theatre.

- On the plus side, the film makes no qualms about what it is; a fun movie for kids.

- Pretty much the same quality as the original.

[Ryan K]

I came so close to posting that same thing, you wouldn't believe it.


SEAN

I really really thought you would have beat me to it.

[Ryan K]

Because no one seemed to appreciate this . . .

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

Must be X-Cres.

George Carlin.

Bravo sir.

[Ryan K]

I really have no desire to even guess what's gonna be in HP7. All the speculation drives me up a wall.

I'm just looking forward to reading it.

If I don't create my own answers to the 100 unresolved plot points I won't be dissapointed.

Unless Ginny dies.

[Sean Whitmore]

I went and had me a Spider-Man3/Fantastic Four 2 double feature.

I can't decide which one was worse:

Then you weren't paying near enough attention to FF2.


I really really thought you would have beat me to it.

Eh, we were all making nice at the time. I'm over that now.


Because no one seemed to appreciate this . . .

George Carlin.

Bravo sir.

I have no ending for this, and so I take a small bow.


SEAN

[Sean Whitmore]

I really have no desire to even guess what's gonna be in HP7. All the speculation drives me up a wall.

I'm just looking forward to reading it.

If I don't create my own answers to the 100 unresolved plot points I won't be dissapointed.

Unless Ginny dies.


Is that Ginny featured in all the OoP billboards?

My, she's grown.


SEAN

[Ryan K]

Is that Ginny featured in all the OoP billboards?

My, she's grown.


SEAN

Is it? I avoid all the stuff for the movies.

I mean, I know how the story's gonna unfold, so I figure the only surprises I'm gonna get is how stuff looks. So I avoid every article, website, etc. I even try to avoid watching the trailers for the most part. Not fanatically like run screaming from the theatres with my eyes closed running into people or something. I just don't seek the trailers out.

[Ryan K]

Then you weren't paying near enough attention to FF2.

Then I shall say it this way:

Fantastic Four 2 was a poorer film. Spider-Man 3 was a bigger dissapointment.

[Sean Whitmore]

Then I shall say it this way:

Fantastic Four 2 was a poorer film. Spider-Man 3 was a bigger dissapointment.

I'll buy that.

I'll disagree, but I'll buy it.


SEAN

[Sean Whitmore]

Is it? I avoid all the stuff for the movies.

I dunno how you could. I can't drive two blocks without seeing it on a billboard or the side of a bus.


SEAN

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

I went and had me a Spider-Man3/Fantastic Four 2 double feature.

I can't decide which one was worse:

Spider-Man 3

- Bad movie made from cobbled together stories and a mostly original plot.

- Has an atrocious goth Peter Parker dance number that nearly made me leave the theatre.

-On the plus side, there were some good thematic idea in there, they just lose focus. The film did a lot of good things poorly, and a lot of bad things well.

- Completely horrid compared to the original 2.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

- Bad movie made from a Top 5 Marvel story.

- Has an atrocious sequence in which Dr. Doom rides the Silver Surfer's board that nearly made me leave the theatre.

- On the plus side, the film makes no qualms about what it is; a fun movie for kids.

- Pretty much the same quality as the original.



Well Doom did ride the Silver Surfers board in FF4 #57 (I own it :D)

And the dance number was totally kick ass!:p

[Ryan K]

I dunno how you could. I can't drive two blocks without seeing it on a billboard or the side of a bus.


SEAN

Not that many billboards in San Antonio. At least not that I drive by.

[Ryan K]

Well Doom did ride the Silver Surfers board in FF4 #57 (I own it :D)

Copying bad plot points is no excuse for bad plot points.

And the dance number was totally kick ass!:p

No. No it wasn't.

[Sean Whitmore]

No. No it wasn't.

Though it did make the Spider-Man dance sequence look brilliant in comparison.


SEAN

[Ryan K]

Allright, I'm going to bed.

One final thought:

I watched the Hellboy: Blood and Iron animated film the other day. It was better than Spider-Man 3 and FF2. So we did get one good comic book movie this summer.

[Sean Whitmore]

Forgot that was out. I didn't totally love the first one, though.

'Night, Ryan.


SEAN

[Brian Cronin]

On the blog, I was making fun of some goofy plot points from the first 10 issues of the Fantastic Four, and apparently, one of the bits I mocked actually happened in the MOVIE, too!!!

That is hilariously lame.

-Brian

[Ryan K]

Forgot that was out. I didn't totally love the first one, though.

'Night, Ryan.


SEAN

This one's better. Not by a ton, but better.

The first one was a bit too episodic and while the Asian mythology stuff was funn it didn't really do it for me.

Blood and Iron's got some classic Mignola though. European haunted house. Vampire. Werewolf. Hecate. Good stuff.

Rent it.

'Night.

[Brian Cronin]

While I'm not saying Amadeus Cho is necessarily a "pet character" (at least not yet), super geniuses are basically the easiest to make "pet characters," aren't they?

-Brian

[Sean Whitmore]

While I'm not saying Amadeus Cho is necessarily a "pet character" (at least not yet), super geniuses are basically the easiest to make "pet characters," aren't they?

-Brian

How do you mean? Because it's easy for them to do cool stuff?


SEAN

[Sean Whitmore]

On the blog, I was making fun of some goofy plot points from the first 10 issues of the Fantastic Four, and apparently, one of the bits I mocked actually happened in the MOVIE, too!!!

That is hilariously lame.

-Brian

Ha! You're right, I completely forgot.


SEAN

[Brian Cronin]

How do you mean? Because it's easy for them to do cool stuff?


SEAN

It's so easy for them to be "better" than established characters, because their power basically IS "being better than other people."

-Brian

[Kalen O.]

It's so easy for them to be "better" than established characters, because their power basically IS "being better than other people."

-Brian

The Wolverine Syndrome, essentially. The best there is at what they do.

[Brian Cronin]

The Wolverine Syndrome, essentially. The best there is at what they do.

Right, but imagine if Wolverine's actual power literally WAS "being smarter than other people"!!! It'd be nuts!!

-Brian

[Sean Whitmore]

It's so easy for them to be "better" than established characters, because their power basically IS "being better than other people."

-Brian

I've long wanted to start a thread somewhere about the phenomenon of fans wanting their characters to be #1 at all times. Like, if I'm the FF writer, and I even thought, for a moment, of creating a villain who was smarter than Reed (not comparable like Doom, but outright much smarter), I would be torn a new one and the character would be hated before he ever hit the page.

But meanwhile, all I am is a writer wanting to explore what Reed would do in a situation where he's not the smartest guy in the room anymore. My intentions could be completely artistic, and I'm gonna end up being labeled trying to shove my character down people's throats.

And then I think of how long it'd take to type and I never do it.


SEAN

[Brian Cronin]

I've long wanted to start a thread somewhere about the phenomenon of fans wanting their characters to be #1 at all times. Like, if I'm the FF writer, and I even thought, for a moment, of creating a villain who was smarter than Reed (not comparable like Doom, but outright much smarter), I would be torn a new one and the character would be hated before he ever hit the page.

But meanwhile, all I am is a writer wanting to explore what Reed would do in a situation where he's not the smartest guy in the room anymore. My intentions could be completely artistic, and I'm gonna end up being labeled trying to shove my character down people's throats.

And then I think of how long it'd take to type and I never do it.


SEAN

You could do it as a guest spot on the blog!!

-Brian

[Sean Whitmore]

You could do it as a guest spot on the blog!!

-Brian

Sounds fun. Even though it smacks of effort.


SEAN

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

On the blog, I was making fun of some goofy plot points from the first 10 issues of the Fantastic Four, and apparently, one of the bits I mocked actually happened in the MOVIE, too!!!

That is hilariously lame.

-Brian

Can you link us to it?

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

Sounds fun. Even though it smacks of effort.


SEAN

I wonder what would happen if I got a blog?

[Brian Cronin]

Ten Goofiest Plot Points of the First Ten Issues of the Fantastic Four (http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2007/06/18/ten-goofiest-plot-points-of-the-first-ten-issues-of-the-fantastic-four/)

-Brian

[Karl H]

of course not you're one of those people with a yourspace, Loser

I'm one of 'those' people too. Heck, I have a facebook as well. Why? So I can find out about bands and speak to my mates easily. Pretty simple reasons really

CRISIS AVERTED!



This girl I'm dating said she was late and thought she was pregnant..so I just took her to the gynecologist to make sure before we make any decisions...and YAY! not pregnant!

I had one of those a few years back it was horrible. Actually, it was worse but I share your relief!

We culled the Brits. Most of them...

Like Dead ever means Dead. - I'm back!


Blah. I'll just have to imagine there was an X-Cres civil war between the gays and the straights. It would be kinda like 300, but nerdier.

In my mind there's been a war between us and ComixFan for years now? :o

Yeah. All four of us. TinMan doesn't count.

His Mom can't either. That's cos it's hard to count that high.

No. We had sex.

No, just kidding... I told her I was really freaked out and I needed to be alone and dropped her off.

You should have had sex. Really dirty sex in somewhere uncomfortable, such as the back of a Volkswagen.

What if it was plotted by Lucy Pinder's left boob and scripted by the right?

I would buy art work made by her smearing paint over her breasts and 'tit painting'

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

Must be X-Cres.

All of my favourite words in one place.

No good has ever come from discussing Black Panther, Iron Man, or Maverick.

The first two are self explanatory, and the third I just don't like.

yeah but I actually like Iron Man. Damn you marvel for changing my prejudices

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2636/clown1.jpg

For the record, I hate clowns too.

While I'm not saying Amadeus Cho is necessarily a "pet character" (at least not yet), super geniuses are basically the easiest to make "pet characters," aren't they?

-Brian

He's horrible. I read the Planet Hulk HC last night and I've decided I really don't like him.

Ten Goofiest Plot Points of the First Ten Issues of the Fantastic Four (http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2007/06/18/ten-goofiest-plot-points-of-the-first-ten-issues-of-the-fantastic-four/)

-Brian

And that is why I've always struggled with the FF as characters.


Morning all.

[Karl H]

Have just noticed the revised title.

Brian Cronin - you win at life!

[Brian Cronin]

Had to wait until you were actually online. ;)

-Brian

[Karl H]

Cap America Omnibus ordered for £33. Awesome!

[UncannyAsianGirl]

Don't know. Sometimes I think I should be more serious about stuff and less silly. Though I love the silliness!
Ah, silliness is great, I'd figure that too much seriousness in one's life could drive a person insane. Unless of course you consider silliness as a byproduct of going insane. Or at least, temporarily insane. And now I'm being silly. :p
You get more rights then us citizens. Least you'll get financial aid. But please, don't get me started on that shitty, shitty fucking immigration bill they are trying to pass. The amount of loop holes in it would make for a good rollercoster at Six Flags.
I love Six Flags! The one over here in CA is great, (Magic Mountain) but I heard that they might shut it down and build housing developments in its place. That'd be such a waste. =(
Dude, fuck that noise. Being serious gives me indigestion. My mom's been like "when are you going to grow up and start taking things seriously," since I was like fifteen, and I'm all "when being boring, lame, and getting stress-induced ulcers appeals to me, yo." My outlook on life rocks, and it works for me, so I have no desire to change it. You rock too, thus a serious Hi-Fi does not compute. It'd be like.....Sage-ifying you. Resist assimilation yo!
From my dad it's always, "Why are you acting like a 5-year-old-kid?" Pssh, I act like a 10-year-old kid, at the very least! But other times, yea, I think they could be right. Slacking off and goofing around tends to get me nowhere. :o But conformity is a no-no, I don't mind people telling me what to do, as long as they're not trying to tell me who to be. And stuff... Okay, don't know why I wrote that but it sounds good, doesn't it?
I know! I'll be serious ONLY when talking about comics!


But I heart Tessie-Jo!
Guh, please don't, there are a lot of people who take the comics way too seriously. They're supposed to be entertaining, and seeing people being all serious about them sorta takes the fun out of it. It's like, if you don't enjoy it and it doesn't make you happy, then why are you doing it?

And about Tessie-Jo, bakla needs to come over to the X-board proper more, but I think he's kinda wary of some of the posters here. Can't blame him, not everyone's a little ray of sunshine like me! Or at least, I try to be, the word I often get back though is, "annoying." =(
Lol, naw. Busy preparing for going home to California this summer, which is kinda a mingling of business with vacation.
Cool, where abouts in CA? Maybe we could meet up some place? :D
Have just noticed the revised title.

Brian Cronin - you win at life!
He changed it back already, I saw it though. I hope you took a screenshot, otherwise no one else will believe you. :p

[Karl H]

He changed it back already, I saw it though. I hope you took a screenshot, otherwise no one else will believe you. :p

I didn't but I have my memories... Ah!

How did you find ES UAG?

[UncannyAsianGirl]

I liked it, it was very moving. I know nothing much happened in terms of action; but in an issue like this, you realize that behind all the super powers, heroic acts, and fighting the good fight, they're people too. Seeing their hopes, their fears, it just makes 'em seem more relatable, ya know? I mean, who doesn't fear death on occasion? It kinda puts things in perspective.

[Karl H]

I liked it, it was very moving. I know nothing much happened in terms of action; but in an issue like this, you realize that behind all the super powers, heroic acts, and fighting the good fight, they're people too. Seeing their hopes, their fears, it just makes 'em seem more relatable, ya know? I mean, who doesn't fear death on occasion? It kinda puts things in perspective.

yeah. I really, really enjoyed it. Couldn't understand the hate that was circulating.

[UncannyAsianGirl]

Well, it was an issue of standing around and talking. People expect explosions, fighting, and action in X-Men comics, and aside from the opening spread, there weren't any in here. So I can understand why people would think that it was boring. Also, there's a risk in writing an issue like this, since something intended to sound emotional could come off as sounding sappy to some people.

The response has been mostly positive though, at least from what I've seen so far. :D

[Karl H]

It's gone and got me all excited for the X-men again. Especially if WWH ends up going in the direction I feel it could from sollicits which looks a little disappointing.

[UncannyAsianGirl]

Well, I've been excited 'bout the title X-Men since Carey came on, and he hasn't disappointed me yet, either that or I'm just very easy to please. :p This one I've been getting regularly since his run started.

However, I do plan on getting all 4 X-titles for "Endangered Species" and "Messiah CompleX", and I've never done that before. I picked them up at the start of the current arcs, and New X-Men has been a lot of fun to read too. Skottie Young's art is awesome. X-Factor also has a lot of great moments in it too. :D

I usually don't buy comics; just sit and read them at my LCS. I know it's kinda bad, but I don't like spending money, I figure it'd be a bit pointless if I bought something, read it once, then never read it again.

And also, If I bought all the stuff I read, I'd be spending about $100-$150 a month... :o

As for WWH; I'll read it, but the only thing I'll buy is the WWH:X-Men mini. It's a shame that the Adjectiveless X-Men team couldn't be in it though, but at least they were cut for the sake of continuity. It would be a bit overkill to fight the Hulk after barely surviving the Marauders. :eek:

And with that said, I better go to bed, it's 3 in the morning now!

[Brian Cronin]

Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed!! (http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2007/06/21/comic-book-urban-legends-revealed-108/)

-Brian

[Dizzy D]

To make it clear us straight folks are the out numbered ones right?

That makes the "Then we'll fight in the shade"-line so much scarier.

Well apparently, they don't work all the time. DID NOT KNOW.

For realz, they leave that part out when you're putting the condom on the banana in sex ed.

PLUS, apparently girls can only get pregnant four days out of the month anyways, so that 90% condom effectiveness is only even true if you're just having sex four days out of the month, which, HELLO, umm, not. So if you're having sex with girls, like, half the month, that 90% effectiveness goes down to like 20%.

ADVERTISING OMMISSION LIKE WHOA!

You didn't get that in sex ed.? We repeatedly had all about "Condoms are not 100% fool-proof, so if you want to be safe use pill+condom and even then you run a risk."

What if it was plotted by Lucy Pinder's left boob and scripted by the right?

Unless there are pictures with the credits that really wouldn't matter now, would it.

The (main) problem with the Shadow King is that everything and everyone in the world have to be connected to him. If Claremont stayed on the books after 1991 and got what he wanted, Hellfire Club would be revealed to be evil because of the Shadow King. Days of Future Past would have happened because of mutants being more hated due to the Shadow King. That guy that led the Reavers was mind-controlled by the Shadow King, and that's why they were evil, etc. And after he came back Shadow King was doing everything again. You can bet is only a matter of time before he shows up in Exiles. Why can't people due bad things on their own free will, not because some centuries old telepath that feeds on evil or something told them so?

Luckily there is a solution for the Shadow King:
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4603/ghostbusterstraplel4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Captain America punched the shit out of the Hulk this week. Discuss.


SEAN

*delete joke about inappropriate sexual actions that Cap and Hulk were engaged in*

Isnt it funny all the people that died from the Legacy virus are still dead?

Madrox is back. And Illyana appears to be back these days (not reading NXM though, so there may be something else up there).

[xgeek52]

'sup...

it's a new day...

[Mikl C]

At least I don't shit involuntarily, Gape Ass.

Quote of the MILLENIUM.

[Mikl C]

HAHAHHAA, Citizen V just quoted me in the Emperor Vulcan thread and changed my name to Kalen Obnoxious. Lol, that just made my fucking week!

(I usually try not to be a jackass to people but what can I say? Dude just brings out the best in me).

LMAO.
THAT'S GENIUS!
And so true!

[Karl H]

LMAO.
THAT'S GENIUS!
And so true!

that Vulcan thread amused me a lot this am.

[Mikl C]

CRISIS AVERTED!



This girl I'm dating said she was late and thought she was pregnant..so I just took her to the gynecologist to make sure before we make any decisions...and YAY! not pregnant!

OHEMGEE you complete HORNDOG. USE PROTECTION!!!!!!!

[Mikl C]

Fanboy sperm is THAT strong.

We get it from the radioactive inks used to print comics.


SEAN

DON'T THROW THAT TERM AROUND you BLASTED NERD. I'll CRY.

[Pach!]

OHEMGEE you complete HORNDOG. USE PROTECTION!!!!!!!

I did! But condoms suck, and she doesn't want to get on the fucking pill...so I'm screwed.

[Karl H]

Deleted....

[Mikl C]

I did! But condoms suck, and she doesn't want to get on the fucking pill...so I'm screwed.

Go have backdoor sex with Ricky Martin then! NO BEHBEHS

[Pach!]

Go have backdoor sex with Ricky Martin then! NO BEHBEHS
LOLOL....

No! Ricky sucks.

[Mikl C]

TEEHEEE at my new av! LOLOLOL. Squirtle squirt.

[Karl H]

LOLOL....

No! Ricky sucks.

you prefer it THAT way do you. LOLOL

[TinMan]

LOLOL....

No! Ricky sucks.

Then have buttsecks with melon, he's into that sorta thing.

What up bitches?

[Karl H]

Then have buttsecks with melon, he's into that sorta thing.

What up bitches?

STFU you twat.

I'm okay though.

[TinMan]

STFU you twat.

I'm okay though.
Right on, get any good comics yesterday?

[Karl H]

Right on, get any good comics yesterday?

yeah... Endangered Species - loved it.

Hulk - reasonble, especially the Herc-Angel banter

Iron Man - Gage did a really good job, clearly understands Tone nearly as well as the Knauf's and Duggan was great in it.

Cap America - okay but not great IMO

was less enamoured with HfH, Ghost Rider (just bought them for the tie-in's and probably shouldn't have bothered)

but I got the Planet Hulk HC too. Fucking immense. Really feels like a Hollywood blockbuster when read over 12 issues. It includes Amadeus frikking Cho right at the end. I really wanna see him get smashed I've decisde

[Pach!]

TEEHEEE at my new av! LOLOLOL. Squirtle squirt.

Squirtle is best pokemon ever. I loved his raspy voice, the Pokemon fad invaded Peru when I was growing up and was the first to get my manly voice in my class... and it was like squirtle was my friend. LOL....HOW SAD.

you prefer it THAT way do you. LOLOL

Only with Ricky.

Then have buttsecks with melon, he's into that sorta thing.

What up bitches?

I'm in such a good mood since yesterday. I feel like throwing a party or something. Would it be tacky to throw a "Thank God she's not pregnant" party? And if so..should I not invite her to the party?

[Karl H]

I'm in such a good mood since yesterday. I feel like throwing a party or something. Would it be tacky to throw a "Thank God she's not pregnant" party? And if so..should I not invite her to the party?

show how lucky you are by setting your lucky blank swimmers off on other women!

[TinMan]

yeah... Endangered Species - loved it.

Hulk - reasonble, especially the Herc-Angel banter

Iron Man - Gage did a really good job, clearly understands Tone nearly as well as the Knauf's and Duggan was great in it.

Cap America - okay but not great IMO

was less enamoured with HfH, Ghost Rider (just bought them for the tie-in's and probably shouldn't have bothered)

but I got the Planet Hulk HC too. Fucking immense. Really feels like a Hollywood blockbuster when read over 12 issues. It includes Amadeus frikking Cho right at the end. I really wanna see him get smashed I've decisdeI've been thinking about getting that Planet Hulk HC, but I may wait until they release it in a couple softcover trades.

I'm in such a good mood since yesterday. I feel like throwing a party or something. Would it be tacky to throw a "Thank God she's not pregnant" party? And if so..should I not invite her to the party?Throw the party, just don't tell anyone why you're partying, tell them it's just cause.

[Karl H]

of all the HC's i've bought recently it's the best in terms of value. Good extras and feels 'worthy' of the format. Certainly much more so than the Premiere Hardcovers.

[xgeek52]

tin's right andres...nobody needs to know the reason...

so go ahead and get down and boogey...

[Jack Flash]

i love Amadeus Cho! He Rocks! and he's got a coyote puppy!!!!

[Karl H]

i love Amadeus Cho! He Rocks! and he's got a coyote puppy!!!!

OMG. I've found something that we don't agree on. Is sad. :(

[Jack Flash]

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mikl C]

Squirtle is best pokemon ever. I loved his raspy voice, the Pokemon fad invaded Peru when I was growing up and was the first to get my manly voice in my class... and it was like squirtle was my friend. LOL....HOW SAD.



LOL. That's adorable! I hated that stage of puberty.

[Karl H]

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. Amadeus Cho does at this moment in time. That's my whole argument :p

[Pach!]

Party will be had !

I like Amadeus Cho too. I think he's a dick, but at least he's interesting.

[Jack Flash]

gah! Vincente and Mondo would kill Cadre K!

[Karl H]

gah! Vincente and Mondo would kill Cadre K!

I tell you what Jed.

You, Mondo and Vincente versus me and Cadre K in a massive game of Rock, paper, scissors.

Loser buys the coffee.

[Jack Flash]

I tell you what Jed.

You, Mondo and Vincente versus me and Cadre K in a massive game of Rock, paper, scissors.

Loser buys the coffee.

toss in Flex, Tattoo and Neophyte on my team and you're on!

[Pro]

Good day, managed to wish away 500 euro worth of debt and found an accountant who works cheap.

[Karl H]

Good day, managed to wish away 500 euro worth of debt and found an accountant who works cheap.

good work that man.

all accountant's are cheap. At least I am - or do you mean in a cost way?!?

[xgeek52]

i'm gone...

catch you on the flipside...

[Karl H]

Oh new Av Geekster. Where's that from?

[Pach!]

OMG...I've never had to pee so bad in my life and there is people doing some work in all the bathrooms. I'm so afraid my bladder will explode. I'm debating maybe peeing into a bottle or something..or maybe outside. I'd feel like some kind of animal though.

[Karl H]

OMG...I've never had to pee so bad in my life and there is people doing some work in all the bathrooms. I'm so afraid my bladder will explode. I'm debating maybe peeing into a bottle or something..or maybe outside. I'd feel like some kind of animal though.

don't think of waterdalls whatever you do.

I pee outside on occasion. I had to do it round my mother's a few weeks back. I was absolutely bursting after a long drive and may Dad was bathing so I had to go in the garden :o

In other news. That H4h thread on the WWH board is pretty horrible.

[Pach!]

Ok. Fuck it. I'm peeing outside. My dog will probably be so confused as to why am I doing in his "house" what he can't do in mine.

[Karl H]

Ok. Fuck it. I'm peeing outside. My dog will probably be so confused as to why am I doing in his "house" what he can't do in mine.

He might respect you more. It's a dominance thing!

[Mikl C]

OMG...I've never had to pee so bad in my life and there is people doing some work in all the bathrooms. I'm so afraid my bladder will explode. I'm debating maybe peeing into a bottle or something..or maybe outside. I'd feel like some kind of animal though.

Pee on Hi-Fi's FACE

[Pach!]

Pee on Hi-Fi's FACE

Damn! I forgot... I already peed outside. My dog was literally like WTF? He was all sleepy and confused and I had to keep away with my foot because he wanted to get in my piss. He's so kinky.

[Mikl C]

LMAO. Dogs don't like it when you pee on their territory. They pee over it.
I can't believe you guys have never peed outside. Although I'm a country boy and live in a field so I guess it's normal for us.

[Karl H]

LMAO. Dogs don't like it when you pee on their territory. They pee over it.
I can't believe you guys have never peed outside. Although I'm a country boy and live in a field so I guess it's normal for us.

i used to be able to pee and walk at the same time. nearly got in trouble walking down newcastle's main shopping street doing that in my student days.

[Pach!]

LMAO. Dogs don't like it when you pee on their territory. They pee over it.
I can't believe you guys have never peed outside. Although I'm a country boy and live in a field so I guess it's normal for us.

My dad used to make me pee outside when I was a little boy. Then one day this old woman started shouting at me for doing it at the beach against some rocks...and never again have I peed outside. Until now.

[Pro]

Then one day this old woman started shouting at me for doing it at the beach against some rocks...and never again have I peed outside.

At least you got revenge mooning old ladies by wearing seethrough swimming trunks.

[Pach!]

At least you got revenge mooning old ladies by wearing seethrough swimming trunks.

LOL..Yeah I gave those away to charity. My dad was all "you bastard, I'm not going to give you money to buy another pair" and I was " Fine ..I'll wear them next week to the family reunion, I'm sure all the family will be happy to see my dick" ...BAM! New boardshorts ..just like that.

[Karl H]

1 hour to the weekend!.....

[TinMan]

1 hour to the weekend!.....

Hey cock eater, you haven't responded to my Shaw rebuttal!

[Karl H]

Hey cock eater, you haven't responded to my Shaw rebuttal!

I have no attention span. I switch off after more than about 4 lines.

I'll go and put you down. Hold on. :evilsmile

[Pach!]

I really liked Heroes for Hire this week. I might actually pick up tentacle rape #13. I hope it's as good as 11 was.

[Hi-Fi]

Citzen V calling Kalen obnoxius in the Vulcan thread is not considered baiting?

[TinMan]

I have no attention span. I switch off after more than about 4 lines.

I'll go and put you down. Hold on. :evilsmile

Well that's cause you're functionally retarded!

[Kalen O.]

Citzen V calling Kalen obnoxius in the Vulcan thread is not considered baiting?

Lol, naw, its just funny.

And Tiffany, I'll be in San Diego, so if you're going to ComicCon, that would work!

In other news......eh, I got nothing. How lame.

[Hi-Fi]

In other news......eh, I got nothing. How lame.
YOUR FACE's lame!

[Kalen O.]

YOUR FACE's lame!

At least nobody's PEED on MINE! Yours is like the village doorknob! Or something. However that one goes!

[Pach!]

I find Citizen V very interesting. He's really rude and his negativity towards every comic is kinda annoying yet he is perplexed by the fact he's not poster of the month.

[Hi-Fi]

Do you guys think that the Hellfire Club liked to have an orgy from time to time? I can totally see Shaw, Emma, Leland, Selene, Pierce and Tessie-Jo fooling around.

[Kalen O.]

Do you guys think that the Hellfire Club liked to have an orgy from time to time? I can totally see Shaw, Emma, Leland, Selene, Pierce and Tessie-Jo fooling around.

Don't be ridiculous. They would never have included Leland in an orgy. Not nearly hot enough.

Also, that begs the question, what is Roberto REALLY so busy with that he doesn't even have time to visit the rest of his endangered species. Eh?

[Pach!]

Do you guys think that the Hellfire Club liked to have an orgy from time to time? I can totally see Shaw, Emma, Leland, Selene, Pierce and Tessie-Jo fooling around.

Tessie Jo is probably all naive..."Oh! Thats so big! Where are you going to put that?" and Emma is probably super kinky like my dog.

[Karl H]

I find Citizen V very interesting. He's really rude and his negativity towards every comic is kinda annoying yet he is perplexed by the fact he's not poster of the month.

how can someone who hasn't read an Xbook since 1995 be Xposter of the month anyway?

I also love his blatant plugging of his own forum.

Tin I'm gonna ignore the old functionally retarded comment given that I know how much you love me. I answered but it's not a great answer. I need to re-read ES but I think I'm over analysing this Shaw thing.

[Hi-Fi]

Also, that begs the question, what is Roberto REALLY so busy with that he doesn't even have time to visit the rest of his endangered species. Eh?
Don't even talk about it. Roberto would never work for the HFC or Shaw. They killed his girlfriend, for God's sake!:(

Tessie Jo is probably all naive..."Oh! Thats so big! Where are you going to put that?" and Emma is probably super kinky like my dog.
Kinky dogs are the best!

[Karl H]

I really liked Heroes for Hire this week. I might actually pick up tentacle rape #13. I hope it's as good as 11 was.

Let's see. More HfH high kicks and kick ass.

PLUS tentacle rape!

how can it not fail?

[Kalen O.]

I'm so bizarre. I'm sitting here, thinking, hey, I need some more money, so which job should I work at. And realizing I have four different 'careers' and none of them are what I thought/wanted to do as a kid, and none of them are what I want to do ultimately, lol. Is that normal?

Asks the waiter/bartender/freelance journalist/freelance graphic designer.

[Karl H]

I'm so bizarre. I'm sitting here, thinking, hey, I need some more money, so which job should I work at. And realizing I have four different 'careers' and none of them are what I thought/wanted to do as a kid, and none of them are what I want to do ultimately, lol. Is that normal?

Asks the waiter/bartender/freelance journalist/freelance graphic designer.

very normal.

I have 1 career admittedly but it's taken some random routes but, hopefully it's gonna lurch off in another random direction in the next month or so.

Plus, I still find myself doing my old student summer job on random weekends 'cos it was so cool and it's like 6 years since I graduated. :o

[Kalen O.]

very normal.

I have 1 career admittedly but it's taken some random routes but, hopefully it's gonna lurch off in another random direction in the next month or so.

Plus, I still find myself doing my old student summer job on random weekends 'cos it was so cool and it's like 6 years since I graduated. :o

Oh good, an aspect of my life in which I'm actually somewhat normal.

How odd. I'm not sure I have any experience with that kind of thing.

[Karl H]

Oh good, an aspect of my life in which I'm actually somewhat normal.

How odd. I'm not sure I have any experience with that kind of thing.

Or you're as freakishly odd as I am!

I'd suggest not thinking too hard about it!

[Karl H]

One day just for shits and giggles I'm gone stick a fully armed DDM in a fighting cage with various Marvel X-editors past and present.

[Pach!]

One day just for shits and giggles I'm gone stick a fully armed DDM in a fighting cage with various Marvel X-editors past and present.
I would pay a lot of money to get a front seat to that event. Mostly because I have dreams of what DDM really looks like. Sometimes I imagine him as a robot from I, Robot..somtimes he looks like a huge calculator.


I wish someone would have told me to not buy the 10 anniversary AoA.

[Mikl C]

My arguments today consist of STFU to anyone disagreeing with me. They're just WRONG.

[Kalen O.]

My arguments today consist of STFU to anyone disagreeing with me. They're just WRONG.

STFU! NO, YOU'RE WRONG!

[Gene M.]

I hope Pacman Jones gets convicted and recieves the maximum sentence possible.

[Mikl C]

STFU! NO, YOU'RE WRONG!

Fucking idiot.

[Christopher O]

Mikl, is that a Pokemon?

FAGZ!!@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Mikl C]

Mikl, is that a Pokemon?

FAGZ!!@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It's RAFTOISE
lmao.
I still find that weirdly amusing.

[Kalen O.]

Fucking idiot.

That's it!! Ignore list, CLICK!

....sigh. Nope, I just can't do it. Your RAFTOISE avatar brings me too much joy.

[Gene M.]

I used to have a Squirtle keychain.

I didn't date a lot in high school.

[Christopher O]

You Pokemon lovers make me mildly uncomfortable.

[Gene M.]

You Pokemon lovers make me mildly uncomfortable.
It's okay. I've moved out of that phase.

I'm into Spongebob now.

[Mikl C]

You Pokemon lovers make me mildly uncomfortable.

Yet 3 dicks in your ass doesn't?!?!
LOL
These jokes will never get old.
NEVER.

[Christopher O]

I'm into Spongebob now.
Well, that's a step in the right direction. Now I'm mildly aroused.

[Schuimend Mormel]

I used to have a Squirtle keychain.

I didn't date a lot in high school.

I stuck a paper image of Ekans and Koffing on a badge and wore it in school.

I also just played Pokemon Yellow again today for the FIRST time in YEARS, so how's that for a coincidence?

>hides behind a concrete wall<

[Christopher O]

Yet 3 dicks in your ass doesn't?!?!
LOL
These jokes will never get old.
NEVER.
Apparently not.

[Mikl C]

Apparently not.

I LOVE YOU!!

[Pach!]

I tried to get back into Pokemon and I bought Pokemon diamond.. I have no patience anymore, I can't stand how long it takes for the fucking pokemon to evolve.

[Christopher O]

I LOVE YOU!!
It's too late for sentiment. You're now on the List™.

[Gene M.]

Well, that's a step in the right direction. Now I'm mildly aroused.
I always found Spongebob to be slightly homoerotic.

[Jack Flash]

it's the square pants. I know.

[Jack Flash]

Amadeus Cho should totally date Nico. All the rest of the runaways have!

[Kalen O.]

Amadeus Cho should totally date Nico. All the rest of the runaways have!

Amadeus Cho as one of the Runaways cast is actually a pretty interesting thought.

[tetragene]

Hey ya'll--hate to be whoring out my ebay stuff--but...I'm hoping to get some good bids on these 'cause I need the dough! So whoring it is ;)

for you Marvel Legends fans--I have a few custom ML figures up for bid:

Storm (punk mohawk) (http://cgi.ebay.com/custom-Marvel-Legends-STORM-80s-punk-mohawk-figure_W0QQitemZ200122193840QQihZ010QQcategoryZ348 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Rogue (80's costume) (http://cgi.ebay.com/custom-Marvel-Legends-ROGUE-80s-costume-figure_W0QQitemZ200122193345QQihZ010QQcategoryZ348 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Dazzler (silver costume) (http://cgi.ebay.com/custom-Marvel-Legends-DAZZLER-silver-costume-figure_W0QQitemZ200122191213QQihZ010QQcategoryZ348 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Dazzler (blue costume) (http://cgi.ebay.com/custom-Marvel-Legends-DAZZLER-blue-costume-figure_W0QQitemZ200122192882QQihZ010QQcategoryZ348 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)


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[Stephane Garrelie]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/StephaneGarrelie/2007-06-22_074234_Thor.jpg

[Schuimend Mormel]

Woo, Stephane! You're doing the John Byrne showcase again!

Let me guess: you just came over from the John Byrne thread again?

[Ryan K]

From the Digital Bits:

Amazon.com currently shows an 11/6 street date for a 4-disc, 247-minute Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair DVD.

Woohoo! Waiting paid off!

[1WEBHEAD]

Gah!

I still haven't gotten my comics for the week!

It's killing me!!

[1WEBHEAD]

I didn't know that Whedon did the screen play for Toy Story. . .

[Ryan K]

I didn't know that Whedon did the screen play for Toy Story. . .

Well he was one of like 6 writers, but yeah. Got an Oscar nomination for it.

He also wrote the screenplays for Titan AE and Alien Ressurection (which he disowns - IIRC he claims the studio interfered tremendously). He also did an uncredited rewrite on Speed and apparently most of the dialogue is his. He did rewrites on a couple other movies but I believe whatever he wrote that stuck is minimal (Tiwster, X-Men, and Waterworld).

[tetragene]

Did Whedon ever explain exactly WHAT Storm's line to Toad in the first X-Men movie was supposed to mean? I mean...it seemed like there had to be something behind the line. It was lame regardless...but ergh...he had to have had a reason to write that line. ...right?

[Ryan K]

According to Wikipedia:

Joss Whedon wrote a draft, and only two parts of his draft made it into the final film. The first is Wolverine proving to Cyclops he is not Mystique by insulting him; the other is Storm's taunt to Toad before she electrocutes him. Whedon was disappointed with Halle Berry's over-dramatic delivery of the latter line, which he imagined as an offhand, casual comment.

[The Fury]

Well he was one of like 6 writers, but yeah. Got an Oscar nomination for it.

Along with the other 5. His name should not stand out above the others.

[Dizzy D]

I hope Pacman Jones gets convicted and recieves the maximum sentence possible.

I have no clue who Pacman Jones is, but my first instinct is "Is this a drug-related crime?"

[Brian M.]

Got my comics.

X-Men: ES - great issue. Love Eaton's art. Cyclops/Wolverine convo was great.
Captain America - great as always
Amazing Spider-Man: great
Fallen Son: Spider-Man - not bad
Incredible Hulk - needed more Angel

Saw FF2: Decent movie. Lot of fun. Galactus wasn't that bad folks. I still say he was inside that cloud.

[Ryan K]

Along with the other 5. His name should not stand out above the others.

:confused:

. . . nobody's saying it should.

But the fact is, he's more famous than those other 6 with the exception of John Lasseter (I looked it up there were actually 7 writers credited for Toy Story)

[Ryan K]

I have no clue who Pacman Jones is, but my first instinct is "Is this a drug-related crime?"

He's a football player who just turned himself in for an incident in February involving a shooting at a strip club. Charges were just filed.

The bigger story is that a week before these charges were filed he was involved in another shooting . . . at another strip club . . . and is being sought for questioning.

The man loves shootings at strip clubs. Is that a crime?

[The Fury]

:confused:

. . . nobody's saying it should.

But the fact is, he's more famous than those other 6 with the exception of John Lasseter (I looked it up there were actually 7 writers credited for Toy Story)
Not writing wise, he's only known for creating something. I'm yet to read/see something that he wrote on his own that is credible.

...sorry, tired, long day. I'll shut up.

[Dizzy D]

He's a football player who just turned himself in for an incident in February involving a shooting at a strip club. Charges were just filed.

The bigger story is that a week before these charges were filed he was involved in another shooting . . . at another strip club . . . and is being sought for questioning.

The man loves shootings at strip clubs. Is that a crime?

No, but his parents calling their kid Pacman, *that's* a crime.

[tetragene]

Not writing wise, he's only known for creating something. I'm yet to read/see something that he wrote on his own that is credible.

...sorry, tired, long day. I'll shut up.


Whedon HATER!!!11!!!1!

lol ;)

I never watched Buffy because...from previews it seemed like a show I would hate, and I wouldn't know anything he's written for movies besides the infamous Storm line--BUT from his AX work alone I know the guy can write. Doesn't matter to me whether he "created" the characters/concepts or if he's just working to "contribute/continue" the work.

[TinMan]

Saw FF2: Decent movie. Lot of fun. Galactus wasn't that bad folks. I still say he was inside that cloud.

I agree, I wasn't blown away by the Galactus effect or completely pissed that he wasn't in there, but I wish they would have shown him for a minute. Like, SS gets into the heart of the cloud, comes face to face with big G, exchanges some dialogue about how he's Norrin Rad and he's not gonna be his bitch no moe', then nukes him.

[Brian M.]

I agree, I wasn't blown away by the Galactus effect or completely pissed that he wasn't in there, but I wish they would have shown him for a minute. Like, SS gets into the heart of the cloud, comes face to face with big G, exchanges some dialogue about how he's Norrin Rad and he's not gonna be his bitch no moe', then nukes him.

Yea...still, it was a cool movie. Alba didn't look that bad. Mostly b/c I was staring at her ass and curves the entire time.

[TinMan]

Yea...still, it was a cool movie. Alba didn't look that bad. Mostly b/c I was staring at her ass and curves the entire time.

Damn skippy, it should be illegal to be that hot.

[Omega Alpha]

Why did Cronin closed the spoiler thread? What kind of idiot calls his/hers son Pacman? Why Emma was wearing what seemed to be a wedding ring in ES (check that panel after she talks to Scott in their mind)? Why the sky is blue? Why do Americans like Oprah so much she makes billions each year?

[Brian M.]

Why did Cronin closed the spoiler thread? What kind of idiot calls his/hers son Pacman? Why Emma was wearing what seemed to be a wedding ring in ES (check that panel after she talks to Scott in their mind)? Why the sky is blue? Why do Americans like Oprah so much she makes billions each year?

Oprah's a captialist. A damn good one. Why is it bad she makes millions each year?

[Kalen O.]

Why did Cronin closed the spoiler thread? What kind of idiot calls his/hers son Pacman? Why Emma was wearing what seemed to be a wedding ring in ES (check that panel after she talks to Scott in their mind)? Why the sky is blue? Why do Americans like Oprah so much she makes billions each year?

Because he doesn't like you. I once knew an idiot with the last name Knight who named his daughter Stormy. Why does Emma bother wearing anything at all? Surveys show that green-filtered light isn't nearly as flattering, ergo blue skies make everything prettier, there must be a correlation. Financial analysis reports say that due to inflation rates, Oprah doesn't make much off of her American audiences; its the Brazilians who import her books and talkshows that make her the big bucks.

[Sean Whitmore]

From the Digital Bits:

Woohoo! Waiting paid off!

Yay!

Wish I did it more often.


SEAN

[Ryan K]

Not writing wise, he's only known for creating something. I'm yet to read/see something that he wrote on his own that is credible.

...sorry, tired, long day. I'll shut up.


Yeah, you're terribly misinformed.

He didn't create Buffy and leave or something. He wrote more episodes of Angel/Firefly/Buffy than any other writer and he wrote arcs for each season detailing where the stories would go. Most of the other staff writers often say that Whedon often rewrote dialogue in their own scripts. He wrote Serenity.

He has an Emmy nomination for writing as well as an Oscar nomination and an Eisner award.

He has a very credible writing resume whether you like the work or not.

[Christopher O]

He has a very credible writing resume whether you like the work or not.
Which, of course, is really what this argument comes down to. Anyway, good show, Ryan. I love you.

[Novaya Havoc]

Yet 3 dicks in your ass doesn't?!?!
LOL
These jokes will never get old.
NEVER.

LOL!!!! RAFOTSE

RAFTOISE.

I love you Mikl. lolol

[Novaya Havoc]

Hey ya'll--hate to be whoring out my ebay stuff--but...I'm hoping to get some good bids on these 'cause I need the dough! So whoring it is ;)

for you Marvel Legends fans--I have a few custom ML figures up for bid:

Storm (punk mohawk) (http://cgi.ebay.com/custom-Marvel-Legends-STORM-80s-punk-mohawk-figure_W0QQitemZ200122193840QQihZ010QQcategoryZ348 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Rogue (80's costume) (http://cgi.ebay.com/custom-Marvel-Legends-ROGUE-80s-costume-figure_W0QQitemZ200122193345QQihZ010QQcategoryZ348 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

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I lurve them. HOT HOT. I'm so sad you're parting with them!

But they are faaaabulous customs!

[Ryan K]

Which, of course, is really what this argument comes down to. Anyway, good show, Ryan. I love you.

Thank you sir.

[Ryan K]

I've recently discovered that applying for a real job takes a considerably larger amount of time than filling out the application for, say Wal-Mart.

[Kalen O.]

I've recently discovered that applying for a real job takes a considerably larger amount of time than filling out the application for, say Wal-Mart.

What kind of job are you applying for? Does it involve those 'resume' things?

[Sean Whitmore]

I've recently discovered that applying for a real job takes a considerably larger amount of time than filling out the application for, say Wal-Mart.

It's especially fun when you call them 4 months later to see if your resume's been rejected only to hear, "No, it's right here. No one's looked at it yet."


SEAN

[Christopher O]

It's especially fun when you call them 4 months later to see if your resume's been rejected only to hear, "No, it's right here. No one's looked at it yet."


SEAN

Real jobs suck.

[Novaya Havoc]

I am doing all the hiring for my company right now. Interviewing people is the most fun thing in the world. Mwahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

[Omega Alpha]

Because he doesn't like you.

I rarely if ever go to that topic, so, no, it didn't worked. Try another one:p


I once knew an idiot with the last name Knight who named his daughter Stormy.

LOL!


Why does Emma bother wearing anything at all?

Yeah, why? Marvel should take the hint and just have a book with her, Psylocke, Sue Richards, Black Widow and Storm not wearing anything written by Claremont. I would even accept Jean returning only to appear on this book :D



Surveys show that green-filtered light isn't nearly as flattering, ergo blue skies make everything prettier, there must be a correlation.

Why not make skies purple or red then? That would be better for everyone.


Financial analysis reports say that due to inflation rates, Oprah doesn't make much off of her American audiences; its the Brazilians who import her books and talkshows that make her the big bucks.

Never saw one of her books here and her talkshow only debuted a couple of years ago, and on cable (which less than 30% of the people here have). So, yeah, try another one again:p

Next: Why is Loki so obsessed with Thor's hammer? Who is better, the Skrulls, the Kree or the Shi'ar? Why clouds are white (or grey)? Why politicians are all so corrupt? If you could bring the Hulk to smash one real person, who would it be?

[Christopher O]

Someone should inform Xtube that gay porn and tranny porn aren't the same thing. I'm not interested in the Adventures of Buck Naked, the man with a pussy.

[Jake V]

Someone should inform Xtube that gay porn and tranny porn aren't the same thing. I'm not interested in the Adventures of Buck Naked, the man with a pussy.

You mean Buck Wild. And it's a woman. Who looks like a man.

[Ryan K]

What kind of job are you applying for? Does it involve those 'resume' things?

The one I'm filling out at the moment doesn't. Though I've typed my fair share of those this last month.

As we speak (post) I'm filling out a multiple form application for the Texas Department of Criminal Justice to become a Case Manager with the Parole department.

[Mikl C]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4993870&postcount=74

As they say, PWNED.

[Sean Whitmore]

Wow. AICN is reporting that the Iron Man movie will be featuring Nick Fury, as played by Samuel L. Jackson.

All the racists in the talkback are losing their minds.


SEAN

[Ryan K]

Last weekend I was working at the bookstore and the following exchange happened between me and a customer:

Customer: Excuse me sir, do your audio books ever go on sale?

Ryan: Not really. The only audio books that ever go on sale are the new releases which are sometimes 20% off.

Customer: But not the other audio books?

Ryan: No.

Customer: So not Dave Ramsey's Total Money Makeover?

Ryan: Again . . . no.

At this point the customer slumped away.

Then it occured to me. If you can't manage up the four extra dollars it would cost you if the audio book weren't on sale, than I don't really think you're gonna get the most out of a book called Total Money Makeover. Not to mention you can't even seem to rouse up the energy to actually read the book but would rather listen to it.

[Christopher O]

You mean Buck Wild. And it's a woman. Who looks like a man.
No, I'm talking about Buck Angel, who stars in the various "The Adventures of Buck Naked" pornos, who is, in fact, a female to male who still has a vagina.

[Mikl C]

Can a Chick get a Dick? I know a guy can get a pussay.

[Jake V]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4993870&postcount=74

As they say, PWNED.

Mike Smash is possibly the worst moderator on the board, and a classic example of why uber-fans shouldn't moderate a board of the character they're obsessed with.

Which is why I should moderate the X-board.

[Jake V]

Can a Chick get a Dick? I know a guy can get a pussay.

Sorta. Just like the male to females, it's never convincing.

[Mikl C]

Mike Smash is possibly the worst moderator on the board, and a classic example of why uber-fans shouldn't moderate a board of the character they're obsessed with.

Which is why I should moderate the X-board.

Are you allowed to say that? If not I won't but lets just say I COMPLETELY agree.

[Ryan K]

Can a Chick get a Dick? I know a guy can get a pussay.

I believe they can sculpt . . . something for her. I'm not sure how operable it is, never really looked into the medical science of sculpting penises too much.

[Jake V]

Are you allowed to say that? If not I won't but lets just say I COMPLETELY agree.

You can say whatever you want in X-Cres. I'm not insulting him as a person, it's just that his moderation leaves much to be desired.

[Pach!]

Can a Chick get a Dick? I know a guy can get a pussay.
For some reason, I saw once on TV that they can kinda get a dick... but it's like super small. It can even get an erection. Actually I might have made that last part up, because it was I saw it some time ago, but the chick had a dick.

[Mikl C]

LMAO
it's called a phalloplasty
http://images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&aq=Phalloplasty&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGIH,GGIH:2006-50,GGIH:en&q=Phalloplasty&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

[Sean Whitmore]

Mike Smash is possibly the worst moderator on the board, and a classic example of why uber-fans shouldn't moderate a board of the character they're obsessed with.

Well, thank for not saying I'm the worst, at least.


SEAN

[Jake V]

Well, thank for not saying I'm the worst, at least.


SEAN

Yer gettin' there, Whitmore!

[Mikl C]

Well, thank for not saying I'm the worst, at least.


SEAN

Second worst.

[Pach!]

LMAO
it's called a phalloplasty
http://images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&aq=Phalloplasty&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGIH,GGIH:2006-50,GGIH:en&q=Phalloplasty&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
See...super small dick. I'm really curious what show I saw it on and why I was watching it.

[Sean Whitmore]

I need to mod a really controversial board one day. Some story that everyone just hates. I'll whip out my ban cannon and blow some mutahfuckas away.


SEAN

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

Well I just read JLA #10!
YEYA! WElcome back WALLY!!!!!!!!!! Also, was karate kid the only one that was left back in time? Because at the end there was someone else with him. Also who was in the lightning rod at the very end?

Also New Avengers were okay...but why is it so scarry that electra was a scrull?
And what's up with the baby's eyes in the very end?

[Mikl C]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&aq=Phalloplasty&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGIH,GGIH:2006-50,GGIH:en&q=Phalloplasty&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
LMAO
It gets funnier somehow.

[Mikl C]

There's a poster on the rumbles board (just one?) who I'm pretty sure can't read or understand english, but by fuck they have a go typing it.

[Ryan K]

The majority of the Rumbles board don't understand English.

Or plot.

Or life.

[Mikl C]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4993992#post4993992

[Nyssane]

Mikl, will you be my baby daddy and watch Big Brother for me at 10 and tell me who got evicted? I have a feeling it's Jonathan, but I want Carole to go instead!!

And yes, women can get penises put on their body. But, they aren't functional and cannot get erections. They're just kinda there for show, y'know? I watched a whole special on it on the TLC channel. :D

[Sean Whitmore]

Also New Avengers were okay...but why is it so scarry that electra was a scrull?

Because who else might be one?


There's a poster on the rumbles board (just one?) who I'm pretty sure can't read or understand english, but by fuck they have a go typing it.

Gotta give him credit for giving it the good ol' college try. Which is the closest to education any of them will ever get.


SEAN

[Pach!]

Mikl, will you be my baby daddy and watch Big Brother for me at 10 and tell me who got evicted? I have a feeling it's Jonathan, but I want Carole to go instead!!

And yes, women can get penises put on their body. But, they aren't functional and cannot get erections. They're just kinda there for show, y'know? I watched a whole special on it on the TLC channel. :D

Not functional sexually or not functional at all? Can they pee with it?

[Mikl C]

Mikl, will you be my baby daddy and watch Big Brother for me at 10 and tell me who got evicted? I have a feeling it's Jonathan, but I want Carole to go instead!!

And yes, women can get penises put on their body. But, they aren't functional and cannot get erections. They're just kinda there for show, y'know? I watched a whole special on it on the TLC channel. :D

LOL no probs.

And I am SO in the process of scanning humbug ripping off that thing's head and using it as an av. LOL

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Why is the American version the only one without nudity? Bloody Prudish pilgrams

[Pach!]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4993992#post4993992
A war can force people to do terrible things to defend themselves and others, but what Humbug did was in no one's defense and totally unnecessary.

Yet the event is called world war Hulk. I thought it was explained why he did it.

[Kalen O.]

Next: 1) Why is Loki so obsessed with Thor's hammer? 2) Who is better, the Skrulls, the Kree or the Shi'ar? 3) Why are clouds white? 4) Why politicians are all so corrupt? 5) If you could bring the Hulk to smash one real person, who would it be?

1) Penis envy.

2) Shit is still shit, no matter what you call it.

3) They're racist.

4) All the non-corrupt people were smart enough to make it into med school.

5) Hi-Fi's FACE

[Nyssane]

Why is the American version the only one without nudity? Bloody Prudish pilgrams

The only nudity I see in the UK version is big floppy old lady tits. And sometimes cute man ass, but usually just big floppy old lady tits.

And oddly, I used to have a huge comic book nerd crush on Loki. I always thought he was really sexy for some reason. Then again, I also had nerd crushes on King Cobra, Shocker, and War.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Next: Why is Loki so obsessed with Thor's hammer? Who is better, the Skrulls, the Kree or the Shi'ar? Why clouds are white (or grey)? Why politicians are all so corrupt? If you could bring the Hulk to smash one real person, who would it be?

1) B/c he's addicted to HGTV and deperately needs a Gods hammer to redo his kitchen

2) Alien's arent' real

3) Atmospheric condensation and the lack of any UV spectral inhierent in the physiology

4)Ann Coulter

[Mikl C]

You think I'd get banned if I posted this with YAY underneath it in the h4h thread?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/colganmichael/LOL-3.jpg

[Nyssane]

Not functional sexually or not functional at all? Can they pee with it?

I dunno, I think they pee with it, because how else would they pee? But I know it can't get erect at all. It just kinda hangs there smiling.

[Pach!]

You think I'd get banned if I posted this with YAY underneath it in the h4h thread?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/colganmichael/LOL-3.jpg

LOL.. I don't think so. What would be the reason for banning you..because you enjoy looking at fictitious insectoid headless children?

[Flight]

Nyssane, watch out, there is a giant spider crawling up your leg!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeee!!~!~!!!~~~~~~~~~

[Mikl C]

LOL.. I don't think so. What would be the reason for banning you..because you enjoy looking at fictitious insectoid headless children?

Apparently this is equivalent to popping the heads off REAL HUMAN babies.

[Sean Whitmore]

That's naaaaaaaaasty.


SEAN

[Kalen O.]

metaphorical ejaculation[/IMG]

Well clearly you're just happy for Humbug and his obvious state of excitement there.

I mean, this is HFH right? Silly people, everyone knows the images in that comic aren't LITERAL. They're sexual metatext, DUH. We had this conversation already.




(I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, dont start the fight again plz)

[Ryan K]

Apparently this is equivalent to popping the heads off REAL HUMAN babies.

Having just seen this for the first time now, I do think its a little tasteless.

[Pach!]

Humbug actually looks cool now. And Miek is a terrible parent. He has his children walking around barefoot and in underwear. Thats just trashy.

[Flight]

Having just seen this for the first time now, I do think its a little tasteless. I find your face tasteless, should I report you to Mike Smash, you batty boi?

[Sean Whitmore]

Having just seen this for the first time now, I do think its a little tasteless.

To be fair:

A: Humbug is a super villain.

B. It's Heroes for Hire, so only four people in the world will ever see it.


SEAN

[Mikl C]

I am one of those 4!

No they wouldnt. Most people have empathy for human children. Most people dont have empathy for bug children.

LMAO IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER

[Pach!]

Well clearly you're just happy for Humbug and his obvious state of excitement there.

I mean, this is HFH right? Silly people, everyone knows the images in that comic aren't LITERAL. They're sexual metatext, DUH. We had this conversation already.




(I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, dont start the fight again plz)

And the metaphorical jizz does fall all over the girls! This comic has so many layers of meaning.

[Sean Whitmore]

I am one of those 4!

I meant real people. The Irish don't count.


SEAN

[Flight]

"Decimation is a HACK" is possibly going to become my favourite new thread.
I can feel it.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

whenever i see HFH i hear "bowchika bow bow"

[Kalen O.]

I am one of those 4!



LMAO IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER

I have empathy for bug children, but not human children. That keeps me respectably in the minority, right?

Oh, and umm, BAD HUMBUG. *mourns the bug children*

[Kalen O.]

And the metaphorical jizz does fall all over the girls! This comic has so many layers of meaning.

Srsly! Move over Sandman! This shit is DEEP.

[Flight]

whenever i see HFH i hear "bowchika bow bow" LolZIOkurtbuziek'sbabiez!!!~~~~~

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

"Decimation is a HACK" is possibly going to become my favourite new thread.
I can feel it.

LOL thank you Flight!:)

and also thank you for telling me that its pie on that guys face....I thought it might be baby bug juice or something

[Ryan K]

I find your face tasteless, should I report you to Mike Smash, you batty boi?

Yes please.

To be fair:

A: Humbug is a super villain.

I thought he reformed?

B. It's Heroes for Hire, so only four people in the world will ever see it.

Very true.

[Kalen O.]

"Decimation is a HACK" is possibly going to become my favourite new thread.
I can feel it.

Drwho is accusing ICEF of having pent up anger issues. Drwho. Pent up anger. Someone else.

Its ALREADY awesome!

[Sean Whitmore]

The Space Shuttle Atlantis is landing right now.

I can't help but think I'd be more interested if they just beamed into Edwards Air Base like Star Trek.


SEAN

[Sean Whitmore]

I thought he reformed?

Has he? I'm not one of the four. :)


SEAN

[Ryan K]

What are your options when a Microsoft word program is not responding other than exiting the program and deleting your 2 hours of unsaved work?

[Kalen O.]

What are your options when a Microsoft word program is not responding other than exiting the program and deleting your 2 hours of unsaved work?

All my options after that point are usually homicidal and end badly, so I'm not supposed to suggest them anymore.

[Flight]

LOL thank you Flight!:)

and also thank you for telling me that its pie on that guys face....I thought it might be baby bug juice or something teehee, no problem tootz.
Are we BFF??

We should do "lunch", discuss shoes, point out other peoples misfortunes and BITCH about that evil man Gene Marsh!

[Ryan K]

Has he? I'm not one of the four. :)


SEAN

I was one of the 5. I couldn't take it anymore.

But he had become a hero. A dorky hero, but a hero.