X-Crescence LIV:ing the Blues

[Brian M.]

really? how?

He's the 3rd summers brother....which honestly NEVER NEEDED to be done. He's one dimensional (set to kill) has no redeeming qualities the only good thing he's done is almost kill raquel

And Emma Frost's only good thing is that she hasn't had ALL of her students die...yet...oh and she's fucking Cyclops, that's it.

Can I bait in X-Cres?

[Vegetarian Goat]

If anyone wants to know, there are new doodles up!

[Kalen O.]

If anyone wants to know, there are new doodles up!

Saw em, dude! Really loved the first Black Knight one, but they're all cool!

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

To be fair you can be a bitch.

Thank you!


And no one bates as well as you do

[Brian M.]

If anyone wants to know, there are new doodles up!

Great as always Dan.

[Pro]

X-position Week 4: "Looking for a manly man? So is Brian Moranor"

[Brian M.]

Thank you!


And no one bates as well as you do

I know how to push your buttons. It's our thing.

[Brian M.]

X-position Week 4: "Looking for a manly man? So is Brian Moranor"

Yea, don't tell Emily, it's not the kind of 3some I wanted her to be open too.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

I know how to push your buttons. It's our thing.

Yes it is and I'm starting to take it as a joke more than anything. Sad thing is OTHER people don't and then it looks like we're being mean to each other.

Much like Emma Frost you really like me deep down

[Brian M.]

Yes it is and I'm starting to take it as a joke more than anything. Sad thing is OTHER people don't and then it looks like we're being mean to each other.

Much like Emma Frost you really like me deep down

That's all I've done is joke w/ you. I even explained to you why I didn't like Emma in a few PM's. Maybe now I can take you off my ignore list...course I have been cheating on it obviously.

As for the liking Emma...get her off Scott and she'll move off my dead list.

[Jake V]

That's all I've done is joke w/ you. I even explained to you why I didn't like Emma in a few PM's. Maybe now I can take you off my ignore list...course I have been cheating on it obviously.

As for the liking Emma...get her off Scott and she'll move off my dead list.
But he doesn't want her to get off of him.

I mean, who would?

[Brian M.]

But he doesn't want her to get off of him.

I mean, who would?

I mean, yea I'd nail her if she was real, but still...I guess he can keep plowing her till Jean gets back.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

That's all I've done is joke w/ you. I even explained to you why I didn't like Emma in a few PM's. Maybe now I can take you off my ignore list...course I have been cheating on it obviously.

As for the liking Emma...get her off Scott and she'll move off my dead list.


They'd both be more interesting without each other. I say limit Emma to what she does best, being a mentor for the Next Gen (new xmen)....I mean think about it, now that the New Xmen are essentially the LAST mutants it makes it all the more important to protect them. Protecting them would be her ultimate redemtion

[Kalen O.]

I mean, yea I'd nail her if she was real, but still...I guess he can keep plowing her till Jean gets back.

I'm honestly curious now. If Jean HAD to be dead, say, who would you rather Scott be with?

[Nyssane]

given that like, 90% of the people who read comics are straight guys, I'd say that around 96% of the people who read comics would like to read those adventures.

Ewww, guys really wanna see pap smears and crap like that? That's nawsty!!!

[Christopher O]

People should really force themselves to choose characters that Marvel would never kill to be their favorites. That way, you never have to be stressed out about whether your favorite is on the chopping block.

[Brian M.]

They'd both be more interesting without each other. I say limit Emma to what she does best, being a mentor for the Next Gen (new xmen)....I mean think about it, now that the New Xmen are essentially the LAST mutants it makes it all the more important to protect them. Protecting them would be her ultimate redemtion

Emma Frost, Teacher is fine by me.

Emma Frost, Leader is not high on my list. But like I'm in the minority I believe on this.

[Jake V]

I'm honestly curious now. If Jean HAD to be dead, say, who would you rather Scott be with?
Jubilee!!!

[Nyssane]

I'm honestly curious now. If Jean HAD to be dead, say, who would you rather Scott be with?

Scott should be with a strong, intelligent chocolate woman.

Charlotte Jones? :D

[Kalen O.]

Ewww, guys really wanna see pap smears and crap like that? That's nawsty!!!

If I may quote you for a moment, Nyss:

"*shrimps Mikl*"

Just saying, lol.

[Brian M.]

People should really force themselves to choose characters that Marvel would never kill to be their favorites. That way, you never have to be stressed out about whether your favorite is on the chopping block.


Storm has never died uh?

[Jake V]

People should really force themselves to choose characters that Marvel would never kill to be their favorites. That way, you never have to be stressed out about whether your favorite is on the chopping block.
This is why Spider-Man has always been my favorite character.

[Nyssane]

If I may quote you for a moment, Nyss:

"*shrimps Mikl*"

Just saying, lol.

So, my past has been a rebellious one. At least I don't want to see a man's rectal exam. :p

[Kalen O.]

At last, my true motivations for the Iceman obsession! Thanks to his invincible near immortal-ness, I have nothing to fear!

Course, you'd think that's what the Phoenix fans thought too.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

I'm honestly curious now. If Jean HAD to be dead, say, who would you rather Scott be with?

How about no one?

He's always with someone...Jean, that captain woman, maddie, Jean, emma, Psylocke, his gay thing with Apoc.....leave the man single for a change.

[Nyssane]

People should really force themselves to choose characters that Marvel would never kill to be their favorites. That way, you never have to be stressed out about whether your favorite is on the chopping block.

Or people could just realize that if their character dies, they'll just be back in a few months anyway. Especially if they're C-list or below. Kill off Frenzy, I dare ye. She'll be back.

[Kalen O.]

So, my past has been a rebellious one. At least I don't want to see a man's rectal exam. :p

No, just give one.

[Christopher O]

Storm has never died uh?
She did, but she came back as was intended. By kill I meant killed off, which has never happened to Storm and probably never will--at least not anytime soon.
This is why Spider-Man has always been my favorite character.
You're a great guy with impeccable tastes. I expect no less.

[Christopher O]

Or people could just realize that if their character dies, they'll just be back in a few months anyway. Especially if they're C-list or below. Kill off Frenzy, I dare ye. She'll be back.

You're gay guy with gay tastes. I expect no less.

[Nyssane]

You're gay guy with gay tastes. I expect no less.

At least I don't shit involuntarily, Gape Ass.

[Christopher O]

At least I don't shit involuntarily, Gape Ass.

"Hello!" said the pot to the kettle.

[Nyssane]

"Hello!" said the pot to the kettle.

Oh please, I'm all virgin. :p

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

If you are so is Emma

[Kalen O.]

Hehehehehehe.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Kalen O are you a cereal?

"hungry in the morning have a bowl full of Kalen O's"

[Nyssane]

If you are so is Emma

No, but I'm betting you certainly are. ;)

[Christopher O]

Oh please, I'm all virgin. :p
ROFL

Kisses!

[Kalen O.]

Kalen O are you a cereal?

"hungry in the morning have a bowl full of Kalen O's"

Are you comparing me to Cheerios?

I can honestly say I have no idea how to take that. *blinks*

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

No, but I'm betting you certainly are. ;)

Virginal? Hardly


and Kalen O. you should take it with milk :p

[Beast]

I'm honestly curious now. If Jean HAD to be dead, say, who would you rather Scott be with?
Brian wants him with Havok. That way his Summers love can be doubled. :D

[Jake V]

Virginal? Hardly


and Kalen O. you should take it with milk :p
pics or gtfo

[Brian M.]

How about no one?

He's always with someone...Jean, that captain woman, maddie, Jean, emma, Psylocke, his gay thing with Apoc.....leave the man single for a change.

Honestly your right. If Jean had to stay dead then I'd prefer him to be w/ noone. Let him sink into his work, more so then usual, maybe actually try and connect w/ Rachel and Nathan. Be a brother to Havok.

[Christopher O]

Brian wants him with Havok. That way his Summers love can be doubled. :D
I could get behind that. It works for Wanda and Pietro.

[Brian M.]

I could get behind that. It works for Wanda and Pietro.

You'd get behind anything.

[Nyssane]

I could get behind that. It works for Wanda and Pietro.

Twincest is never sexy when there's a male and a female. Case in point? Fenris. That shit was creepy, but Andreas is sexy by himself.

Sven and Harlan Kleinstock, however. THAT wreaks of fucking sexy cock-in-ass twincest.

[Beast]

I could get behind that. It works for Wanda and Pietro.
You would want to get behind it. "Three Way!" :D

[Beast]

You'd get behind anything.
Bastard, beat me too it! :mad:

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

pics or gtfo

What? I get the "get the fuck out" but are you asking me for pics of me having sex? B/c that's fucking offensive

[Kalen O.]

I could get behind that. It works for Wanda and Pietro.

But does it work for Wanda and Lorna?

Hmm, I've just intrigued myself....

Also, I just realized I really like Hawkeye. Lol, you know how sometimes you never even realize a certain character is your favorite, because you just take it for granted? Or is that just me?

Whatever, he's way better than Green Arrow. Well, better than Ollie at least. Connor Hawke might edge him out, if only because he lusts after Kyle Rayner, and that's infinitely relatable.

[Nyssane]

What? I get the "get the fuck out" but are you asking me for pics of me having sex? B/c that's fucking offensive

HEY. We'll have none of that language coming from you, young lady! :mad:

[Kalen O.]

What? I get the "get the fuck out" but are you asking me for pics of me having sex? B/c that's fucking offensive

Relax. Being fucking offensive is just Jake's thing. You know, like you have the Emma thing and Brian has the Cyke thing.

[Brian M.]

Bastard, beat me too it! :mad:

You should go back earlier to the songs TinMan and I sang to each other.

Yes I know the comments you can make from that statement.

[Brian M.]

I guess I can take ICEF off ignore, not so bad when your calm.

Take her off add Citizen V. Who I think is just a more pissed off fishtaco.

[Jake V]

Relax. Being fucking offensive is just Jake's thing. You know, like you have the Emma thing and Brian has the Cyke thing.
I find fucking very offensive.

[Brian M.]

I find fucking very offensive.

Bad reviews?

[Christopher O]

I think ICEF is a hoot. Nobody should ignore her.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Relax. Being fucking offensive is just Jake's thing. You know, like you have the Emma thing and Brian has the Cyke thing.

Oh please there's a difference b/w talking about a fictional character and having some stranger say "show pics or gtfo" I dont care if its his "thing" the only thing he's getting from me is me living up to my SN.

[Kalen O.]

I guess I can take ICEF off ignore, not so bad when your calm.

Take her off add Citizen V. Who I think is just a more pissed off fishtaco.

HAHAHHAA, Citizen V just quoted me in the Emperor Vulcan thread and changed my name to Kalen Obnoxious. Lol, that just made my fucking week!

(I usually try not to be a jackass to people but what can I say? Dude just brings out the best in me).

[Jake V]

Bad reviews?
only when it comes to fucking.

having sex and making love are awesome. Also nailing.

[Brian M.]

HAHAHHAA, Citizen V just quoted me in the Emperor Vulcan thread and changed my name to Kalen Obnoxious. Lol, that just made my fucking week!

(I usually try not to be a jackass to people but what can I say? Dude just brings out the best in me).

Yet at the end of the month he'll complain about noone liking him. I don't get it.

[Brian M.]

only when it comes to fucking.

having sex and making love are awesome. Also nailing.

My favorite is pigslamming.

[Kalen O.]

Yet at the end of the month he'll complain about noone liking him. I don't get it.

I know right? I love how he drifts from forum to forum and never posts in the same one like two days in a row, just because nobody wants him around.

[Jake V]

Oh please there's a difference b/w talking about a fictional character and having some stranger say "show pics or gtfo" I dont care if its his "thing" the only thing he's getting from me is me living up to my SN.
Dont worry, I'm not interested in fucking whores.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Dont worry, I'm not interested in fucking whores.

really? cause that's honestly the only way you're ever going to get someone to sleep with you

[Kalen O.]

I was gonna try a chorus of Kumbaya here, but I'm still enjoying Citizen V's annoyance, so I feel it wouldn't have quite the weight its meant to.

[Jake V]

really? cause that's honestly the only way you're ever going to get someone to sleep with you
Aw shit. You mean I was supposed to pay the girls I dated?

I owe a lot of money.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

I was gonna try a chorus of Kumbaya here, but I'm still enjoying Citizen V's annoyance, so I feel it wouldn't have quite the weight its meant to.

Are you watching Addams Family Values on Bravo? lol

Aw shit. You mean I was supposed to pay the girls I dated?

I owe a lot of money

Bored now

[1WEBHEAD]

My dog smells funny.

[Jake V]

Are you watching Addams Family Values on Bravo? lol



Bored now
Now you know how the rest of x-cres feels. congratulations.

[1WEBHEAD]

Prepare to be raped X-Cres. . .

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Now you know how the rest of x-cres feels. congratulations.

hmm I'm sure you're used to hearing how boring you are from women if they speak to you at all

[Kalen O.]

My dog smells funny.

Lol, this cracked me up.

Ben, Pasha's in the bottom three!!!!! WTF!

On the plus side, this means Jessi could go home. Maybe Sabra and her loser partner (I forget wo he is, so he must be a loser) are bottom three too, and Pasha and Sabra can partner.

*Decrees*

[Jake V]

hmm I'm sure you're used to hearing how boring you are from women if they speak to you at all
Come on, thats kind of a reach. If you're gonna try to swap insults, they have to stay within the subjects that have already been established.

I could easily say your vagina smells or something, but I try to keep it classy.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Come on, thats kind of a reach. If you're gonna try to swap insults, they have to stay within the subjects that have already been established.

I could easily say your vagina smells or something, but I try to keep it classy.

i somehow doubt that

[Kalen O.]

Ok, so finally decided to give that Ignore list a go, in the interests of being less jackassy. Umm, where is it again? I looked in my profile and I can't find it....

I so fail.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Ok, so finally decided to give that Ignore list a go, in the interests of being less jackassy. Umm, where is it again? I looked in my profile and I can't find it....

I so fail.

User CP on the left hand side....Buddy/ignore but in order to add someone you have to click on their profile and there's an option that says "add to your ignore list"

trust me i'm an expert

[Jake V]

Ok, so finally decided to give that Ignore list a go, in the interests of being less jackassy. Umm, where is it again? I looked in my profile and I can't find it....

I so fail.
you have to first look at other people's profiles in order to ignore them.


Myself, I have no one on my ignore list.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

of course not you're one of those people with a yourspace, Loser

[Kalen O.]

Sweet deal, it works! And I only got a little carried away!

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

where'd Kalen go?

;)

[Jake V]

of course not you're one of those people with a yourspace, Loser
huh?

more than half the people on the x-board are on myspace.

what are you talking about?

[Kalen O.]

Anyways. Never mind, I'm glad Sabra isn't in the bottom three, cuz I just remembered Dominic's her partner, and I like him.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

huh?

more than half the people on the x-board are on myspace.

what are you talking about?

I'm not a fan of yourspace its pretentious and nieve. Why would you want all that information posted for complete strangers to read?

this is different its a msg board about comics...absolutely nothing about my personal life is here.

[Kalen O.]

I'm not a fan of yourspace its pretentious and nieve. Why would you want all that information posted for complete strangers to read?

this is different its a msg board about comics...absolutely nothing about my personal life is here.

How can you say that?!?!? Everyone here knows of my Iceman obsession and Darkstar love and cracked out love child theories. Ive bared my SOUL to these people and they pay me back with gay Iceman jokes!

*is so wounded*

[Jake V]

I'm not a fan of yourspace its pretentious and nieve. Why would you want all that information posted for complete strangers to read?

this is different its a msg board about comics...absolutely nothing about my personal life is here.
I'm on myspace for the same reason I don't have a made up screen name that keeps me anonymous. I don't need a fake name to hide behind when I write my opinions. I've got nothing to hide.

[Jake V]

How can you say that?!?!? Everyone here knows of my Iceman obsession and Darkstar love and cracked out love child theories. Ive bared my SOUL to these people and they pay me back with gay Iceman jokes!

*is so wounded*
Dude, they weren't jokes. He really is gay.

[Brian M.]

Dude, they weren't jokes. He really is gay.

If Family Guy says it, it is true.

[Sean Whitmore]

I'm not a fan of yourspace its pretentious and nieve. Why would you want all that information posted for complete strangers to read?

"Naive" I almost understand. I disagree, but I think I get what you mean.

"Pretentious"?


SEAN

[Sean Whitmore]

If Family Guy says it, it is true.

It's practically a documentary.


SEAN

[Gene M.]

whutz up doodz!

[Kalen O.]

Dude, they weren't jokes. He really is gay.

NIN SUCKS AT LIFE!

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

How can you say that?!?!? Everyone here knows of my Iceman obsession and Darkstar love and cracked out love child theories. Ive bared my SOUL to these people and they pay me back with gay Iceman jokes!

*is so wounded*

I still haven't learned who's who on this board I know some people, mostly the more annoying ones.

And who doesn't love Darkstar?

Iceman? do you mean Icequeen?

[Kalen O.]

whutz up doodz!

We miss the dog.

Hyena.

Whatever the fuck it is.

[Kalen O.]

I still haven't learned who's who on this board I know some people, mostly the more annoying ones.

And who doesn't love Darkstar?

Iceman? do you mean Icequeen?

Okay, we're not that close.

*LOOMS DANGEROUSLY*

[Jake V]

NIN SUCKS AT LIFE!
I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!

A DUEL, I SAY!

[Gene M.]

We miss the dog.

Hyena.

Whatever the fuck it is.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/eg_marsh/sam.jpg

[Kalen O.]

I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!

A DUEL, I SAY!

*smacks your face with a white glove*

Dont think thats so bad, huh?

WELL WHY IS THE GLOVE WHITE?!?!?!

HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

[Kalen O.]

picturepictureblah

Have I ever told you you're my hero?

You're everything I wish I could be.......ahem. Shutting up now.

[Brian M.]

I still haven't learned who's who on this board I know some people, mostly the more annoying ones.

And who doesn't love Darkstar?

Iceman? do you mean Icequeen?

And here I thought we were becoming friends.

[Beast]

whutz up doodz!
Heyya Gene. Run for your life! :D

[Frodo-X]

We miss the dog.

Hyena.

Whatever the fuck it is.
It's name is Sam.

Just FYI.

[Nyssane]

I still haven't learned who's who on this board I know some people, mostly the more annoying ones.

Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather...

[Gene M.]

Heyya Gene. Run for your life! :D
WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

"Naive" I almost understand. I disagree, but I think I get what you mean.

"Pretentious"?


SEAN

Prententious b/c of the people I know that have them they say "here go to my myspace" when I ask them a question instead of having a real coversation (even if it is online)...it's lazy.

I've never been one to keep a diary or a journal and myspace is like a more mediated version of Live Journal.

it just doesn't interest me and people act like its the greatest thing when really it keeps you from having any real human interaction.

And I'm not hiding behind a SN I dont want people I've never met to know who I am. Privacy is something that isn't valued anymore.


Duel?

*gives Kalen anti Jake V weapon.....soap*

[Pach!]

CRISIS AVERTED!

Aww :( What's wrooong?

This girl I'm dating said she was late and thought she was pregnant..so I just took her to the gynecologist to make sure before we make any decisions...and YAY! not pregnant!

[Frodo-X]

Woah, Gene! Scary new avatar.

I can't tell if you're angry, nauseous, or angry about being nauseous.

[Kalen O.]

WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sighs* Do I have to recap again?

[Gene M.]

Woah, Gene! Scary new avatar.

I can't tell if you're angry, nauseous, or angry about being nauseous.
I wish I could say I did some kind of Photoshop manipulation on that...

[Jake V]

I wish I could say I did some kind of Photoshop manipulation on that...

I miss the days when you were a blasted nerd.

[Kalen O.]

CRISIS AVERTED!



This girl I'm dating said she was late and thought she was pregnant..so I just took her to the gynecologist to make sure before we make any decisions...and YAY! not pregnant!

LOL, congrats dude. I know how that goes. Had a similar scare about a month ago, and it would have been bad, since she wasn't a girl I was dating so much as a girl I was avoiding. I was basically all Hey, this is a bad thing, because a) we're just NOT going to have pretty babies, I'm sorry, but there it is, and b) we're just not funny enough to guarantee the charmingly cute ending Knocked Up claims we get in that scenario. Luckily though, it was just because she had switched birth control recently, or something. I don't know, I was busy singing hymnals by that point.

Whatever, you know what I mean. When you handle the 'scare' that way, you pretty much know you're not ready to have kids. Like there weren't already signs...

So like....yay! Or something. I really had no point, did I?

[Sean Whitmore]

Prententious b/c of the people I know that have them they say "here go to my myspace" when I ask them a question instead of having a real coversation (even if it is online)...it's lazy.

Lazy I could buy more than pretentious...although I do understand the mindset that someone has already written all about themselves and just wants to get some mileage out of it.


And I'm not hiding behind a SN I dont want people I've never met to know who I am.

You're just okay with them knowing what you think. ;)


SEAN

[Gene M.]

I miss the days when you were a blasted nerd.
Yeah, but I looked so ugly in that avatar...

[Jake V]

I once had a pregnancy scare of my own, and it was probably the worst week of my life.

[Gene M.]

*Sighs* Do I have to recap again?
Did I miss some kind of CBR race war or something?

[Sean Whitmore]

I once had a pregnancy scare of my own, and it was probably the worst week of my life.

Missed your period?


SEAN

[Brian M.]

I once had a pregnancy scare of my own, and it was probably the worst week of my life.

Oh please, do you know how many of those I've had this year. I swear I think she just fucking says she's late just to fuck w/ me now.

[Jake V]

Missed your period?


SEAN

I was never so happy to see blood come out of a vagina.

[Brian M.]

Did I miss some kind of CBR race war or something?

We culled the Brits. Most of them...

[Jake V]

Oh please, do you know how many of those I've had this year. I swear I think she just fucking says she's late just to fuck w/ me now.

Does the condom keep falling off from being too loose?

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

Well, my mom got my comics today. (From the past two weeks)

She got all except three.
Guess which three comics she did not get :(

[Jake V]

Did I miss some kind of CBR race war or something?

Those fucking eskimos won't ever get uppity again!

[Frodo-X]

Wow. Not a lot of condom users at X-Cres, are there? :p

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

We culled the Brits. Most of them...

*glares at BM*

[Brian M.]

Does the condom keep falling off from being too loose?

What's a condom?

Well, my mom got my comics today. (From the past two weeks)

She got all except three.
Guess which three comics she did not get :(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Did she cut the crust off your grilled cheese too?

[Gene M.]

What's the point? You can't feel anything.

[Kalen O.]

Did I miss some kind of CBR race war or something?

ICEF and Brian made up and then the universe corrected the imbalance with the start of a Jake vs ICEF feud, and then Citizen V called me Obnoxious and there was much joy and then me and Jake decided to duel because I said NIN sucked at life, but only because he said Iceman was gay, and.....okay, so nothing really happened, but we were bored or something so we made big deals about everything.

It was all very dramatic.

[Sean Whitmore]

Wow. Not a lot of condom users at X-Cres, are there? :p

Fanboy sperm is THAT strong.

We get it from the radioactive inks used to print comics.


SEAN

[Brian M.]

*glares at BM*

We kept some. For entertainment. Please, if we're not ignoring each other now, Brian is fine.

[Gene M.]

Those fucking eskimos won't ever get uppity again!
What the fuck's an "eskimo"?

[Brian M.]

What the fuck's an "eskimo"?

Pengiuns...

[Jake V]

What the fuck's an "eskimo"?

EXACTLY!!!

[Gene M.]

ICEF and Brian made up and then the universe corrected the imbalance with the start of a Jake vs ICEF feud, and then Citizen V called me Obnoxious and there was much joy and then me and Jake decided to duel because I said NIN sucked at life, but only because he said Iceman was gay, and.....okay, so nothing really happened, but we were bored or something so we made big deals about everything.

It was all very dramatic.
Blah. I'll just have to imagine there was an X-Cres civil war between the gays and the straights. It would be kinda like 300, but nerdier.

[Brian M.]

Blah. I'll just have to imagine there was an X-Cres civil war between the gays and the straights. It would be kinda like 300, but nerdier.

To make it clear us straight folks are the out numbered ones right?

[Frodo-X]

Pengiuns...
Nah, those are in Pittsburgh.

[Kalen O.]

Wow. Not a lot of condom users at X-Cres, are there? :p

Well apparently, they don't work all the time. DID NOT KNOW.

For realz, they leave that part out when you're putting the condom on the banana in sex ed.

PLUS, apparently girls can only get pregnant four days out of the month anyways, so that 90% condom effectiveness is only even true if you're just having sex four days out of the month, which, HELLO, umm, not. So if you're having sex with girls, like, half the month, that 90% effectiveness goes down to like 20%.

ADVERTISING OMMISSION LIKE WHOA!

[Sean Whitmore]

Blah. I'll just have to imagine there was an X-Cres civil war between the gays and the straights.

So, everyone versus me?

After it was done, me and Faded would have to repopulate the X-Board.


SEAN

[Gene M.]

To make it clear us straight folks are the out numbered ones right?
Yeah. All four of us. TinMan doesn't count.

[Brian M.]

So, everyone versus me?

After it was done, me and Faded would have to repopulate the X-Board.


SEAN

Faded does seem hot, although Liz is a looker too.

[Brian M.]

Yeah. All four of us. TinMan doesn't count.

So you and I are just ignoring that thing the other night then?

[Pach!]

LOL, congrats dude. I know how that goes. Had a similar scare about a month ago, and it would have been bad, since she wasn't a girl I was dating so much as a girl I was avoiding. I was basically all Hey, this is a bad thing, because a) we're just NOT going to have pretty babies, I'm sorry, but there it is, and b) we're just not funny enough to guarantee the charmingly cute ending Knocked Up claims we get in that scenario. Luckily though, it was just because she had switched birth control recently, or something. I don't know, I was busy singing hymnals by that point.

Whatever, you know what I mean. When you handle the 'scare' that way, you pretty much know you're not ready to have kids. Like there weren't already signs...

So like....yay! Or something. I really had no point, did I?

Exactly! I wasn't even thinking about a baby ..I just kept on thinking "OMG.. am I really going to spend the rest of my life with you? I can't stand the fact that you think Iraq i the same thing as Afghanistan"... I just kept on picturing myself l10 years in the future thinking why did I fuck up my life... and well thank god. life not fucked up!

[Frodo-X]

Yeah. All four of us. TinMan doesn't count.
Doesn't count, or can't count?

Eh, either way, his Mom counts, right?

[Gene M.]

So you and I are just ignoring that thing the other night then?
We were too drunk for that to count for anything.

[Jake V]

Blah. I'll just have to imagine there was an X-Cres civil war between the gays and the straights. It would be kinda like 300, but nerdier.

I get to be the one with the beard!

[Frodo-X]

So you and I are just ignoring that thing the other night then?
You won't be able to once I sell the video.

[Kalen O.]

Doesn't count, or can't count?

Eh, either way, his Mom counts, right?

Tinman's mom ALWAYS counts.

[Brian M.]

Exactly! I wasn't even thinking about a baby ..I just kept on thinking "OMG.. am I really going to spend the rest of my life with you? I can't stand the fact that you think Iraq i the same thing as Afghanistan"... I just kept on picturing myself l10 years in the future thinking why did I fuck up my life... and well thank god. life not fucked up!


LOL. Least I'm marrying mine. She gets knocked up, just means we move things forward 5 years.

[Jake V]

Exactly! I wasn't even thinking about a baby ..I just kept on thinking "OMG.. am I really going to spend the rest of my life with you? I can't stand the fact that you think Iraq i the same thing as Afghanistan"... I just kept on picturing myself l10 years in the future thinking why did I fuck up my life... and well thank god. life not fucked up!

You didn't immediately break up with her after the doctor's trip, did you?

[Brian M.]

You won't be able to once I sell the video.

You understand your in that video too right?

[Gene M.]

I get to be the one with the beard!
That's cool. I'll be the one in the leather briefs.

[Gene M.]

You didn't immediately break up with her after the doctor's trip, did you?
...Because if you did, you'd be the coolest guy ever.

[Frodo-X]

You understand your in that video too right?
So, um, d'you wanna help me burn the video?

[Kalen O.]

You understand your in that video too right?

Sorry dude, I already photoshopped him out. It's all you. And several well known gay porn stars, but if it helps, they're hot.

And LOL, Andres, that's exactly it. Its so bad, but what can you do? Its true!


....And that had nothing to do with me only going out with guys for the next few weeks. And people think gay sex is complicated. Hah!

[Pach!]

You didn't immediately break up with her after the doctor's trip, did you?

No. We had sex.

No, just kidding... I told her I was really freaked out and I needed to be alone and dropped her off.

[Brian M.]

So, um, d'you wanna help me burn the video?

Lets torch this bitch...

Sorry dude, I already photoshopped him out. It's all you. And several well known gay porn stars, but if it helps, they're hot.

And LOL, Andres, that's exactly it. Its so bad, but what can you do? Its true!


....And that had nothing to do with me only going out with guys for the next few weeks. And people think gay sex is complicated. Hah!

DDM is in the video?

[Jake V]

No. We had sex.

No, just kidding... I told her I was really freaked out and I needed to be alone and dropped her off.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[Kalen O.]

Lets torch this bitch...



DDM is in the video?

Okay, that had me spitting my drink out all over my keyboard. LOL.

[Gene M.]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4988376&postcount=114

I love it when a joke falls completely flat on its ass.

[Jake V]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4988376&postcount=114

I love it when a joke falls completely flat on its ass.

HUMOR DOES NOT COMPUTE

RUNNING RANDOM FACT GENERATOR...

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4988376&postcount=114

I love it when a joke falls completely flat on its ass.

*lifts the sheet* Where's the joke?

[Brian M.]

I once told a girl I had trouble sleeping in the same bed as someone. It was my bed and I wanted her gone. Told her I was gonna go sleep on the couch. I had said earlier it was the most uncomfortable couch ever, made a big deal about it. Set this whole thing up hours earlier. She fell right in,"I can leave if it'll be easier on you"..."well, I don't wanna seem rude or anything, how about I come pick you up tomorrow for breakfest?"..."sure"

Like a charm.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

HUMOR DOES NOT COMPUTE

RUNNING RANDOM FACT GENERATOR...

OH NO SAGE MELT DOWN EVERYONE RUUUUUUUN

[Kalen O.]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4988376&postcount=114

I love it when a joke falls completely flat on its ass.

No offense to any Claremont fans, but everytime I see DDM's choice of Psylocke quote in his sig, it just reminds me how much I hate his dialogue and why. And you know, I really DO like a lot of Claremont's ideas, I think its one instance where a cowriting situation might actually work.

[Brian M.]

*lifts the sheet* Where's the joke?

In the thread title.

[Gene M.]

No offense to any Claremont fans, but everytime I see DDM's choice of Psylocke quote in his sig, it just reminds me how much I hate his dialogue and why. And you know, I really DO like a lot of Claremont's ideas, I think its one instance where a cowriting situation might actually work.
I agree with everything you just said.

[Jake V]

No offense to any Claremont fans, but everytime I see DDM's choice of Psylocke quote in his sig, it just reminds me how much I hate his dialogue and why. And you know, I really DO like a lot of Claremont's ideas, I think its one instance where a cowriting situation might actually work.

That's weird. I hate almost all his ideas.

And find his dialogue a great source of comedy!

[Brian M.]

Claremont plot, Whedon script. I could like that book.

[Pach!]

I can't imagine anybody scripting a mental control x-men vs. x-men story that would interest me.

[Sean Whitmore]

Claremont plot, Whedon script. I could like that book.

I can't imagine anybody scripting a mental control x-men vs. x-men story that would interest me.

Zing of the day!


SEAN

[Kalen O.]

Zing of the day!


SEAN

LOL! Well, yeah, as long as Claremont stays away from the mind control plots. He made more than a couple interesting villains back in the day, just put down the Shadow King already. And no, Bogan does not count as an acceptable alternative.

[Gene M.]

I can't imagine anybody scripting a mental control x-men vs. x-men story that would interest me.
What if it was plotted by Lucy Pinder's left boob and scripted by the right?

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

No offense to any Claremont fans, but everytime I see DDM's choice of Psylocke quote in his sig, it just reminds me how much I hate his dialogue and why. And you know, I really DO like a lot of Claremont's ideas, I think its one instance where a cowriting situation might actually work.

Claremont has fans?

[Kalen O.]

Claremont has fans?

Well apparently we have to count DDM.

[Beast]

I can't imagine anybody scripting a mental control x-men vs. x-men story that would interest me.
So you didn't like Morrison's New X-Men or Whedon's Astonishing either, eh?

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Well apparently we have to count DDM.

whats a DDM? Is that some kind of kinky leather title?

Demented Dungeon Master?

[Beast]

Claremont has fans?
Nice attempt at baiting. Bravo.

[Pach!]

So you didn't like Morrison's New X-Men or Whedon's Astonishing either, eh?

Dios mio! Oh my god! ;) It was a joke, Beast. Claremont can continue writing whatever he wants,it's not like I'm buying.

[Jake V]

So you didn't like Morrison's New X-Men or Whedon's Astonishing either, eh?

Wait a sec, where was the X-man versus x-man fight in NXM?

[Jake V]

Dios mio! Oh my god! ;) It was a joke, Beast. Claremont can continue writing whatever he wants,it's not like I'm buying.

You or anyone else.

[Kalen O.]

Nice attempt at baiting. Bravo.

LOL. Will you let it slide if I give you a freebie on a gay Bobby joke?

[Jake V]

whats a DDM? Is that some kind of kinky leather title?

Demented Dungeon Master?

No, sadly it's much more mundane than that.

[Sean Whitmore]

Wait a sec, where was the X-man versus x-man fight in NXM?

There wasn't one.

Nor in Astonishing, for that matter, except for a couple of Wolverine/Beast dust-ups, and one of those meant for humor.


SEAN

[Omega Alpha]

LOL! Well, yeah, as long as Claremont stays away from the mind control plots. He made more than a couple interesting villains back in the day, just put down the Shadow King already. And no, Bogan does not count as an acceptable alternative.

The (main) problem with the Shadow King is that everything and everyone in the world have to be connected to him. If Claremont stayed on the books after 1991 and got what he wanted, Hellfire Club would be revealed to be evil because of the Shadow King. Days of Future Past would have happened because of mutants being more hated due to the Shadow King. That guy that led the Reavers was mind-controlled by the Shadow King, and that's why they were evil, etc. And after he came back Shadow King was doing everything again. You can bet is only a matter of time before he shows up in Exiles. Why can't people due bad things on their own free will, not because some centuries old telepath that feeds on evil or something told them so?

[Sean Whitmore]

whats a DDM? Is that some kind of kinky leather title?

Demented Dungeon Master?


Well, going by his usual choice of avatars...


SEAN

[xgeek52]

i do love a day by myself...

kalen, i read your post last night about your apartment complex....

i can relate...

[Kalen O.]

There wasn't one.

Nor in Astonishing, for that matter, except for a couple of Wolverine/Beast dust-ups, and one of those meant for humor.


SEAN

Well technically, Future Beast was under Sublime's influence and he fought the future X-Men.

But it hasnt happened yet so it doesnt count!

Oh, would you like some ice for that BURN?

[Sean Whitmore]

Oh, would you like some ice for that BURN?

Depends where the ice is coming from. A Bobby Drake happy ending?


SEAN

[Kalen O.]

i do love a day by myself...

kalen, i read your post last night about your apartment complex....

i can relate...

Yeah, I found out three weeks after I moved in that my apartment complex is commonly known as Where White People Go To Die.

Catchy, no?

[Kalen O.]

Depends where the ice is coming from. A Bobby Drake happy ending?


SEAN

OH I AM UNDONE.

[Polarity]

Claremont has fans?

My fave x.run is Uncanny X-men # 201 - 279.

It's Claremont. I haven't loved anything he's done since. But to me he's still one of the best, for his past. Which is a huge chunk of books.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

he WAS good

[caney]

Wait, is this X-Cres, or is this just another New Excalibur thread?

[xgeek52]

*offers kalen his drink of choice*

when we moved into this complex, i told the wife welcome to the ghetto...

she's never lived in an enviornment like this...this is cop central...

[Kalen O.]

Wait, is this X-Cres, or is this just another New Excalibur thread?

Hah! Point to Jason.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. But you have to come up with a better topic of discussion.

If we can mock it, that's preferable.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

If i were a lawyer I'd have your wife sue you for divorce....no one should live in a ghetto

WHOO HOO 700 posts

[Pach!]

Kalen..where can I find your apartment story?

[Gene M.]

Hah! Point to Jason.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. But you have to come up with a better topic of discussion.

If we can mock it, that's preferable.
Hudlin's Black Panther. Go. Go. Gogogogogogogogogogo!

[Sean Whitmore]

Wait, is this X-Cres, or is this just another New Excalibur thread?

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

Must be X-Cres.

[Kalen O.]

*offers kalen his drink of choice*

when we moved into this complex, i told the wife welcome to the ghetto...

she's never lived in an enviornment like this...this is cop central...

Dude, we're LUCKY when this is cop central. That's ideal. It means less with the dying. Last dude to die here was killed in our laundry facilities. I went two weeks without washing my clothes.

[Sean Whitmore]

Hudlin's Black Panther. Go. Go. Gogogogogogogogogogo!

Captain America punched the shit out of the Hulk this week. Discuss.


SEAN

[caney]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. But you have to come up with a better topic of discussion.

If we can mock it, that's preferable.

We should talk about Infectia, because I need to get motivated to do my X-Jam drawing. I think she was in about 5 issues total. Should be lots to discuss.

[Kalen O.]

Kalen..where can I find your apartment story?

I forget. Its somewhere in here, from last night. Basically I just came home at 2 am, and there were like seven cop cars all around flashing their lights, and my first thought was "Dammit, NOW who got shot?"

Yeah, I was right. Didnt know the dude though.

[Sean Whitmore]

We should talk about Infectia

Sucked. Dead. Next?



:p


SEAN

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Captain America punched the shit out of the Hulk this week. Discuss.


SEAN

My dead hero hits harder than that!

[Kalen O.]

We should talk about Infectia, because I need to get motivated to do my X-Jam drawing. I think she was in about 5 issues total. Should be lots to discuss.

Well she was all kinky and tied up Bobby and was like, going to turn him into an amorphous blob of something icky, so she's simultaneously the awesomest Bobby villain and the most nefarious Bobby villain all at the same time. Bobby bondage and the threat of Bobby hotness deprivation, all in the same issue. I was all in awhirl, I didn't know WHAT to feel!!!!

[Kalen O.]

Lol, sorry Gene. I avoid Black Panther and Black Panther discussions like the plague.

Its cuz Im racist, duh.

[Gene M.]

Lol, sorry Gene. I avoid Black Panther and Black Panther discussions like the plague.

Its cuz Im racist, duh.
Me too.

tententententen

[Brian M.]

Lol, sorry Gene. I avoid Black Panther and Black Panther discussions like the plague.

Its cuz Im racist, duh.

Me too. Well not the racist part...well...yea not the racist parts.

[xgeek52]

seriously i can relate...

where we live is truely a step up, but in one of the complex, a dumpter saved my life when i got caught in a drive by....

the trick is isolation (as if you haven't thought of it)...do everything that needs to be done off property and then all you have to do is stay inside...

and when it's affordable -- move...

[Gene M.]

Holy shit. Someone actually just posted their question in the questions thread. My brain can't quite comprehend anyone doing that.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Lol, sorry Gene. I avoid Black Panther and Black Panther discussions like the plague.

Its cuz Im racist, duh.

its ok im anti semitic...i cant stand kitty pryde

[Pach!]

I forget. Its somewhere in here, from last night. Basically I just came home at 2 am, and there were like seven cop cars all around flashing their lights, and my first thought was "Dammit, NOW who got shot?"

Yeah, I was right. Didnt know the dude though.

Wow ..that's some scary shit right there. I used to live in a small safe town so I've never had dangerous shit like that...I think the scariest I've ever been was one time when I woke up because I felt something around my balls but could not find anything and had this crazy idea that an invisible person was going to rape me. It turned out to be a mouse in my bed..which was also scary but less than a horny invisible person.

[Hi-Fi]

I'm annoyed.

[caney]

Sucked. Dead. Next?


Yeah, that about covers it. Though she does get points for staying dead thus far. Watch them bring her back so she can turn cat Beast back into ape Beast. :)

[Gene M.]

I'm annoyed.
How can you be annoyed when you have an Edie avatar?

[Kalen O.]

No good has ever come from discussing Black Panther, Iron Man, or Maverick.

The first two are self explanatory, and the third I just don't like.

[caney]

Well she was all kinky and tied up Bobby and was like, going to turn him into an amorphous blob of something icky, so she's simultaneously the awesomest Bobby villain and the most nefarious Bobby villain all at the same time. Bobby bondage and the threat of Bobby hotness deprivation, all in the same issue. I was all in awhirl, I didn't know WHAT to feel!!!!

Your Bobby love is greatness.

[Brian M.]

I'm annoyed.

You want my manly man?

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Yeah, that about covers it. Though she does get points for staying dead thus far. Watch them bring her back so she can turn cat Beast back into ape Beast. :)

Isnt it funny all the people that died from the Legacy virus are still dead?

[Polarity]

I'm annoyed.

What's up Vic?

[Kalen O.]

Wow ..that's some scary shit right there. I used to live in a small safe town so I've never had dangerous shit like that...I think the scariest I've ever been was one time when I woke up because I felt something around my balls but could not find anything and had this crazy idea that an invisible person was going to rape me. It turned out to be a mouse in my bed..which was also scary but less than a horny invisible person.

Well in your defense, horny invisible persons ARE scary.

And its cool, Ive never really had any trouble living here. I just tell everyone I'm Mexican.

[Hi-Fi]

How can you be annoyed when you have an Edie avatar?
Don't know. Sometimes I think I should be more serious about stuff and less silly. Though I love the silliness!

[caney]

Isnt it funny all the people that died from the Legacy virus are still dead?

It's like Raid for mutants. It kills muties dead.

[Jake V]

The first 8 minutes of the new Die Hard movie are on yahoo movies.

I suddenly want to see it.

[Brian M.]

Well in your defense, horny invisible persons ARE scary.

And its cool, Ive never really had any trouble living here. I just tell everyone I'm Mexican.

You get more rights then us citizens. Least you'll get financial aid. But please, don't get me started on that shitty, shitty fucking immigration bill they are trying to pass. The amount of loop holes in it would make for a good rollercoster at Six Flags.

[Gene M.]

Don't know. Sometimes I think I should be more serious about stuff and less silly. Though I love the silliness!
Don't ever think that.

[Polarity]

Don't know. Sometimes I think I should be more serious about stuff and less silly. Though I love the silliness!

Siliness is great! lol

[Brian M.]

The first 8 minutes of the new Die Hard movie are on yahoo movies.

I suddenly want to see it.

I do too. I like Justin Long. He's funny.

[caney]

Sometimes I think I should be more serious about stuff and less silly.

God no!!! Especially if your talking about comic books.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Lmfao


Sage Is Femputer!!!!!!

[Hi-Fi]

Don't ever think that.

Siliness is great! lol

I feel like I'm Bobby when I should be Hank, you know? My silliness gets in the way of letting me achieve my true potential! LOL!

(or so I keep telling myself as a way of pretending I have any potential, maybe??)

Sorry, dudes, I'm ultra boring tonight. I'm gonna see Dan's new doodles and be happy again!

[Kalen O.]

Don't know. Sometimes I think I should be more serious about stuff and less silly. Though I love the silliness!

Dude, fuck that noise. Being serious gives me indigestion. My mom's been like "when are you going to grow up and start taking things seriously," since I was like fifteen, and I'm all "when being boring, lame, and getting stress-induced ulcers appeals to me, yo." My outlook on life rocks, and it works for me, so I have no desire to change it. You rock too, thus a serious Hi-Fi does not compute. It'd be like.....Sage-ifying you. Resist assimilation yo!

[Sean Whitmore]

Lmfao


Sage Is Femputer!!!!!!

She could kill with Snu-Snu.



...for that matter, she could kill ME with Snu-Snu.


SEAN

[Beast]

Wait a sec, where was the X-man versus x-man fight in NXM?
No. Plenty of mind-control action though. So don't act like Morrison was innocent. ;)

[Beast]

There wasn't one.

Nor in Astonishing, for that matter, except for a couple of Wolverine/Beast dust-ups, and one of those meant for humor.


SEAN
You mean other than Emma Frost being mind controlled by Cassandra Nova and attacking everyone.

[Hi-Fi]

God no!!! Especially if your talking about comic books.
I know! I'll be serious ONLY when talking about comics!

Dude, fuck that noise. Being serious gives me indigestion. My mom's been like "when are you going to grow up and start taking things seriously," since I was like fifteen, and I'm all "when being boring, lame, and getting stress-induced ulcers appeals to me, yo." My outlook on life rocks, and it works for me, so I have no desire to change it. You rock too, thus a serious Hi-Fi does not compute. It'd be like.....Sage-ifying you. Resist assimilation yo!
But I heart Tessie-Jo!

[Sean Whitmore]

You mean other than Emma Frost being mind controlled by Cassandra Nova and attacking everyone.

Not with other X-Men.


SEAN

[Brian M.]

Damn Jake your right, fucking Die Hard looked good.

[Pach!]

Dude, fuck that noise. Being serious gives me indigestion. My mom's been like "when are you going to grow up and start taking things seriously," since I was like fifteen, and I'm all "when being boring, lame, and getting stress-induced ulcers appeals to me, yo." My outlook on life rocks, and it works for me, so I have no desire to change it. You rock too, thus a serious Hi-Fi does not compute. It'd be like.....Sage-ifying you. Resist assimilation yo!

Totally! Serious is overrated. People like that are so forgettable...I totally have to phase them out because they bring me down, I have enough stress living life with everything thats going on to need another guy to look at me funny when I laugh at somebody's crappy jokes.

[Sean Whitmore]

No. Plenty of mind-control action though. So don't act like Morrison was innocent. ;)

Well, he is innocent of what we're talking about. Countless X-Men versus X-Men battles.


SEAN

[xgeek52]

silly is good...

[Kalen O.]

No. Plenty of mind-control action though. So don't act like Morrison was innocent. ;)

Yes, but million year old sentient bacteria is LOADS more awesome than a centuries old telepath. Duh. Farouk's all I AM THE DARKNESS IN YOUR SOUL, and Sublime's all "Yeah but we're the eeeety beeety little germs in your crotch hair. CHOMPS Fat Karma's poonani with mind controlled crabs of DOOM."

Sublime wins.

[Hi-Fi]

OK, guys. You convinced me!

http://ontheroad.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/clown.jpg

[caney]

Clowns are scary. :(

[Brian M.]

Clowns are scary. :(

My grandmother is a clown.







I'm dead 100% serious on that too.

[Hi-Fi]

Clowns are scary. :(
Don't open your PM box.

[Kalen O.]

Clowns are scary. :(

Dude seriously. What the fuck are you trying to do to us Victor? Did you not SEE It?

[Hi-Fi]

Dude seriously. What the fuck are you trying to do to us Victor? Did you not SEE It?
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2636/clown1.jpg

[Pach!]

What?!?! Clowns are fucking awesome.

[Kalen O.]

What?!?! Clowns are fucking awesome.

Are you sure? They sometimes double as horny invisible persons. I saw it on Supernatural so it must be true.

[Hi-Fi]

Clows are scary, Andres. I'm already regretting googling their pictures.