Workmates: Rubbish

[Alan Lynch]

There's a guy in my work making some truly disgusting noises with his nose. As I type this he just closed one nostril with his finger and full-on snorted. Short of offering him a tissue containing my closed fist moving at pace, any ideas for the best way to word "you're a disgusting prick and I'd consider it a personal favour if you were to stop breathing entirely"?

[Spike-X]

"Mate, do you mind not doing that?" should suffice, one would think.

[Alan Lynch]

One would think. It doesn't; he just apologised and tried to muffle it for a while. Nobody else seems to be bothered by it, so I'm not sure if I'm the only one who hears it.