View Full Version : Since everyone on this site is a smartass...
TheLazy
06-12-2007, 03:14 PM
Whats your IQ?
Mines 122
On the mensa site it says I have no limitations and could excell in any career. Obviously they don't take into account the lazy factor.
:)
BlairH
06-12-2007, 03:15 PM
My IQ is around 162.
I seldom act like that's the case though. I find it easier to be immature and intentionaly foolish.
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/228000/228047VbDA_w.jpg
Demon wizard
06-12-2007, 03:19 PM
My I.Q. is 6,456.
TheLazy
06-12-2007, 03:22 PM
My IQ is around 162.
I seldom act like that's the case though. I find it easier to be immature and intentionaly foolish.
you ever though of applying for the McArther genius grant?
:)
Jared_Humpherys
06-12-2007, 03:24 PM
167 on Stanford-Binet.
Edit: I have a friend who's 210 as well. I think that's on Cattell's CFIT but I'm not sure.
J. Robb
06-12-2007, 03:30 PM
10˝ inches.
Athena Bast
06-12-2007, 03:31 PM
145
That was 3 head injuries ago though
SUPERECWFAN1
06-12-2007, 03:36 PM
My I.Q is so high that if I told you all , your heads would explode. Just picture Einstien and think of a dude with better hair !
Jared_Humpherys
06-12-2007, 03:37 PM
145
That was 3 head injuries ago though
Gotta love a woman with large lobes.
Demon wizard
06-12-2007, 04:21 PM
My previous post was a joke, believe it or nor, I do not actually have a 4 digit IQ. I just took an IQ test online that says my IQ is 123.
BlairH
06-12-2007, 04:23 PM
167 on Stanford-Binet.
(Humf!)
Smarty pants!
Jack Zodiac
06-12-2007, 04:23 PM
8.
...purple.
Airplane.
Paul McEnery
06-12-2007, 04:31 PM
My previous post was a joke, believe it or nor, I do not actually have a 4 digit IQ. I just took an IQ test online that says my IQ is 123.
Or is that just as high as you can count?
BlairH
06-12-2007, 04:31 PM
you ever though of applying for the McArther genius grant?
:)
I may have a high IQ, but I'm not very smart.
Paul McEnery
06-12-2007, 04:33 PM
My I.Q is so high that if I told you all , your heads would explode. Just picture Einstien and think of a dude with better hair !
Fail.
Nobody had better hair than Einstein.
Wesley Dodds
06-12-2007, 04:46 PM
I may have a high IQ, but I'm not very smart.
I'll say!
But seriously, folks.
My IQ is 165 -- according to a test I took on the internet!!! (http://www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/prisoner.htm)
Demon wizard
06-12-2007, 04:47 PM
Or is that just as high as you can count?
What did I do to piss you off?
Jeff Brady
06-12-2007, 04:51 PM
My previous post was a joke, believe it or nor, I do not actually have a 4 digit IQ. I just took an IQ test online that says my IQ is 123.
That's what I get on those tests, too. Exactly the same number.
What did I do to piss you off?
Oh, meet Paul. He's no longer allowed to drink, smoke, or do drugs. And the meds he's on prevent him from having sex. Anything can and will piss him off.
Demon wizard
06-12-2007, 04:56 PM
That's what I get on those tests, too. Exactly the same number.
At some point I'm probably gonna take some of the other tests out there and average out the scores.
Paul McEnery
06-12-2007, 05:25 PM
I may have a high IQ, but I'm not very smart.
Oh man, and just when I was going to make you the poster boy for why IQ scores are meaningless, you have to post something intelligent.
You suck!
Paul McEnery
06-12-2007, 05:27 PM
What did I do to piss you off?
That's me being genial.
Seriously, dude. You're going to leave me a straight line like that flapping in the wind? Of course I'm going to dunk it. :)
Tages
06-12-2007, 05:29 PM
First off, IQ is a meaningless concept that actively obscures the idea of intelligence and it should be discarded.
Secondly, 168.
Pól Rua
06-12-2007, 05:33 PM
162.
And the only thing it's done for me is result in a bunch of conversations about how I'm not living up to my potential.
SUPERECWFAN1
06-12-2007, 05:35 PM
Fail.
Nobody had better hair than Einstein.
(Smacks head) D'OH !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5G1gwexADA
K'Nort
06-12-2007, 05:59 PM
What did I do to piss you off
....this time, baaaaBY!
Mike Pothier
06-12-2007, 06:18 PM
Not sure, but I think its over 9000!!
Jared_Humpherys
06-12-2007, 06:21 PM
162.
And the only thing it's done for me is result in a bunch of conversations about how I'm not living up to my potential.
Same here.
My mother, who is a PhD and an MD, insists that I am smarter than she is.
And I...have accomplished diddily squat.
Jared_Humpherys
06-12-2007, 06:22 PM
Not sure, but I think its over 9000!!
This makes me happy.
The Mirrorball Man
06-12-2007, 06:32 PM
IQ is just a number, it doesn't really measure anything worth measuring.
That being said, my IQ is higher than yours.
Paul McEnery
06-12-2007, 06:42 PM
IQ is just a number, it doesn't really measure anything worth measuring.
That being said, my IQ is higher than yours.
You're in Switzerland!
Everything you have is higher up than everyone else's!
Nick Soapdish
06-12-2007, 07:03 PM
There are three kinds of people - smartasses, dumbasses, and just plain asses.
I usually aim for being the first sort. ;)
Reptisaurus!
06-12-2007, 07:06 PM
31. But I think the test is flawed.
Demon wizard
06-12-2007, 07:10 PM
31. But I think the test is flawed.
Your brain is flawed.
Mac Danny
06-12-2007, 07:16 PM
Took a quick test online and I was a buck and a quarter.
I don't know if that is good or bad, but all the questions were about math!! What's up with that!
Now test me on TV shows and my IQ is 300
mattx110
06-12-2007, 07:19 PM
whatever you get in an IQ test you should be happy. because that's what they're there for.
oh, and mine is 666.
dockwats
06-12-2007, 07:25 PM
My IQ is longer than yours.
Jared_Humpherys
06-12-2007, 07:32 PM
My IQ is longer than yours.
Only because of the decimal places.
The Mirrorball Man
06-12-2007, 07:53 PM
You're in Switzerland!
Everything you have is higher up than everyone else's!
Actually, we're very jealous of the Nepalese.
Nikita
06-12-2007, 07:56 PM
Smartasses....on THIS board???? Naaaa.
I have no idea what my IQ is. Maybe it's better that way.
Reptisaurus!
06-12-2007, 09:25 PM
Your brain is flawed.
The one I took was a SAT style standardized test for most of it. I used the little boxes to spell out my answers. In Words.
I figured if they were bright enough to figure that out, they MIGHT be bright enough to judge me.
They weren't. :D
Jack Zodiac
06-12-2007, 09:27 PM
This makes me happy.
You're a fuckin' nerd!
Why be a smartass when you can just be an ass?
hulahulk
06-12-2007, 10:39 PM
3.14 x 10~nth power. Read 'em and weep, suckahs!!
The Mirrorball Man
06-12-2007, 10:44 PM
Why be a smartass when you can just be an ass?
Cause my brain is bootylicious baby!
ACertainMrDoe
06-13-2007, 12:03 AM
I think I will make one of those tests, too, as soon as I've completed my matutinal lesson of 13 books, simultaneous chess games against my 10 opponents and after sending in the letter with the formula to balance the bduget deficit of Germany. So maybe in 20 minutes or so.
howyadoin
06-13-2007, 12:06 AM
Last time I took a test - many years and drinks ago - I think mine was 142.
Iangould
06-13-2007, 12:27 AM
31. But I think the test is flawed.
If it weren't, you wouldn't have been able to compose that message.
Iangould
06-13-2007, 12:29 AM
162.
And the only thing it's done for me is result in a bunch of conversations about how I'm not living up to my potential.
Imagine how much worse it'd be if you'd scored 180.
Pól Rua
06-13-2007, 01:37 AM
Imagine how much worse it'd be if you'd scored 180.
Then I'd be moving in completely the opposite direction.
TheLazy
06-13-2007, 04:16 AM
I'll say!
But seriously, folks.
My IQ is 165 -- according to a test I took on the internet!!! (http://www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/prisoner.htm)
Thats wierd, because I thought of taking the test again, but somewhere else just to make sure there wasnt a mistake. Now my IQ seems to be dropping by the second! Just look here! (http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.html):(
:)
Winslow
06-13-2007, 04:49 AM
Mine is around 80.
Gingold
06-13-2007, 05:39 AM
Mine is around 80.
Nobody likes a braggart, Winslow.
Jared_Humpherys
06-13-2007, 05:53 AM
You're a fuckin' nerd!
Why be a smartass when you can just be an ass?
Jack Zodiac's IQ Test Results (http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/).
Dreadstar
06-13-2007, 07:04 AM
I've done the Mensa and joined Four Sigma, but that's been over 15 years ago. I think the last Langdon I took was pretty good, but I can't remember exact numbers.
Mac Danny
06-13-2007, 07:11 AM
Mine is around 80.
You could be this guy..
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/films/alien3/character01.jpg
85!
Obscure Alien 3 Ref!
Mac Danny
06-13-2007, 07:17 AM
You could be this guy..
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/ripplepig/aaron.jpg
85!
Obscure Alien 3 Ref!
I couldn't edit the other one.. so Sorry for the double post.
Drew Van T.
06-13-2007, 07:23 AM
I seldom act like that's the case though. I find it easier to be immature and intentionaly foolish.
I just want to emphasize that my boy Blair intentionally misspelled "intentionally" for the sake of premeditated sarcasm.
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