The PUNishment Thread...

[Aggie]

puns are the lowest form of comedy...and seeing how we have soooo many mad punners about the YABS board, stick your lame ass word smithin' here...

[Cam63]

My thanks for your wonderful invitation Madam, but I'm just not very good at them.

*Sips Earl Grey tea and returns to re-reading Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility*

[Night Swordsman]

My thanks for your wonderful invitation Madam, but I'm just not very good at them.

*Sips Earl Grey tea and returns to re-reading Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility*

*Yawns and passes the Grey Poupon over to Cam,along with a nice cold beer*

I also regret,Madam,that such a gracious and warm invite by such a kind hearted woman of your stature is indeed a delight,it is one i must sincerely decline to partake. Mayhaps some other rousing young chaps can be rousted out of a daze and indulge in your delightful place here?

[Aggie]

you're both wankish gentlemen...

[Night Swordsman]

you're both wankish gentlemen...

Your boorish insults are beneath my demeanor and my standards. I must now retire so i can get some rest for my cricket match tomorrow.

<Ruffles Aggies hair> It is ok. You will find other people to torment,i am sure. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

Your boorish insults are beneath my demeanor and my standards. I must now retire so i can get some rest for my cricket match tomorrow.

<Ruffles Aggies hair> It is ok. You will find other people to torment,i am sure. :rolleyes:


well la-dee-da...who's this fancy man speakin' the queen's english?...thou speaketh with much rigor and valor...nay, a knave in princely attire...thou art a charlatan and reveal thy self to be a villain as well...but rest assure when morrow comes, i'll shall have mine revenge...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

well la-dee-da...who's this fancy man speakin' the queen's english?...thou speaketh with much rigor and valor...nay, a knave in princely attire...thou art a charlatan and reveal thy self to be a villain as well...but rest assure when morrow comes, i'll shall have mine revenge...:cool:

Or a mint. Morning breath,m'dear. ;)

[Aggie]

Or a mint. Morning breath,m'dear. ;).

like you would know, unkind sir...:p

[Tommy]

Ca hon obsession cei ag puns at bod 'n gywilyddus a 'n anfonedigaidd. Hon must bod arosedig brior at 'i yn anrheithio pawb chan gorllewinwr gwareiddiad. Am siwrnai.

[Tommy]

A ai alli chyfrif i maes beth dafodiaith Dwi yn areithio Anrhega 'ch a 'n dirf bobedig ystelcia chan bara.

[Alan Lynch]

Have the Welsh taken over Tommy's brain?

[Aggie]

Ca hon obsession cei ag puns at bod 'n gywilyddus a 'n anfonedigaidd. Hon must bod arosedig brior at 'i yn anrheithio pawb chan gorllewinwr gwareiddiad. Am siwrnai.


you win...:eek:

[Lester C.]

This thread has given me a headache.:mad:

[Aggie]

This thread has given me a headache.:mad:


i win...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

Have the Welsh taken over Tommy's brain?

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7956/poster18775659kt3.jpg

[heystacy]

The King and Prince of puns aren't taking to bait? This is Bizzaro YABS! :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

The King and Prince of puns aren't taking to bait? This is Bizzaro YABS! :eek:

Me and Cam are much too smart to fall for so obvious a trap created by such a cruel person. :rolleyes:

We will create puns at OUR leisure,and wherever we choose,and not at the time and place of anothers chosing. :evilsmile

[Aggie]

The King and Prince of puns aren't taking to bait? This is Bizzaro YABS! :eek:

Me and Cam are much too smart to fall for so obvious a trap created by such a cruel person. :rolleyes:

We will create puns at OUR leisure,and wherever we choose,and not at the time and place of anothers chosing. :evilsmile


the mere fact that you two bozos posted in the thread negates any proclamation that you make...so suck on that...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

puns are the lowest form of comedy...and seeing how we have soooo many mad punners about the YABS board, stick your lame ass word smithin' here...

Me and Cam are much too smart to fall for so obvious a trap created by such a cruel person. :rolleyes:

We will create puns at OUR leisure,and wherever we choose,and not at the time and place of anothers chosing. :evilsmile

the mere fact that you two bozos posted in the thread negates any proclamation that you make...so suck on that...:cool:

Yawn. The mere fact we do what we want,and you're really Kyle's Mom makes me happy.

(Sings THAT song at Aggie). :evilsmile

EDIT: Ok. That was mean.
Not that i am going to apologize for it,but Aggie is never going to see a pun of mine on this thread UNLESS i choose to do so. And i plan on plenty of puns elsewhere(The Sex-Positive thread is just BEGGING for a few,imho!).

Sorry Aggie. This cat dosn't dance,especially at someone else's tune,unless your putting me on the payroll.

[Aggie]

Yawn. The mere fact we do what we want,and you're really Kyle's Mom makes me happy.

(Sings THAT song at Aggie). :evilsmile

EDIT: Ok. That was mean.
Not that i am going to apologize for it,but Aggie is never going to see a pun of mine on this thread UNLESS i choose to do so. And i plan on plenty of puns elsewhere(The Sex-Positive thread is just BEGGING for a few,imho!).

Sorry Aggie. This cat dosn't dance,especially at someone else's tune,unless your putting me on the payroll.

<laughing>...how's about i slip a few singles into your g-string and we call it even??...:evilsmile

[Jared_Humpherys]

For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones. I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next.

[Jared_Humpherys]

Hear about M Night Shyamalan's new movie: The Geologist? My friend geode me money, so he paid for us to see it. He thought it rocked, but I found the twist so lime that the director is now on my schist list. Erode that plot into the dirt.

[Night Swordsman]

<laughing>...how's about i slip a few singles into your g-string and we call it even??...:evilsmile

Um,no.

If you have to ask how much,you can't afford it. ;)

[Cam63]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7956/poster18775659kt3.jpg

I take it that thing is edible ?

[Cam63]

The King and Prince of puns aren't taking to bait? This is Bizzaro YABS! :eek:

I smell a trap.

[Night Swordsman]

I smell a trap.

^5 and passes Cam a VG.

Told you,Aggie. Your attempt was too blantent

[heystacy]

Aloas i was hoping for some good puns. There will be other threads, I guess.

[Night Swordsman]

Aloas i was hoping for some good puns. There will be other threads, I guess.

Aloas,i am too smart to fall for those "threads" either. :)

[heystacy]

Aloas,i am too smart to fall for those "threads" either. :)

You'll pun again.

[Cam63]

I'm in Melbourne at the moment.

I'm tryin' to be classier !

[Night Swordsman]

You'll pun again.

You are 101% absolutely correct. But i will do so at a time and place of my choosing,and not because Aggie thinks we are under her thumb.

Viva La Revolution! :D :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

I'm in Melbourne at the moment.

I'm tryin' to be classier !

Classy and YABS is an oxymoron. :eek:

[heystacy]

You are 101% absolutely correct. But i will do so at a time and place of my choosing,and not because Aggie thinks we are under her thumb.

Viva La Revolution! :D :rolleyes:

Don't you work outta Aggietown? Did the taxes chesse you off that bad? LOL

[Cam63]

*Wipes nose on sleeve*

...Whadya say ?

[heystacy]

Ha! :rolleyes: You are both encouragable.

[Cam63]

*Belches*

I'm just a weak man.

[heystacy]

And you call yourself a CSI: YABS agent.

[Cam63]

I'll hand in my sunglasses and blue light thingy, then.

*Sighs*

[Night Swordsman]

And you call yourself a CSI: YABS agent.

CBS will make a CSI: Anything show,won't they? :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

I'll hand in my sunglasses and blue light thingy, then.

*Sighs*

By contract you have to give back that ridiculous pose as well.

[Cam63]

They'll need a drunken Australian with a weird sense of humour, won't they ?

Hmmm... 'Wonder if Whiterose would accept the part ?

[heystacy]

CBS will make a CSI: Anything show,won't they? :rolleyes:

Iceman called. He wants his cold powers back. :p

[Cam63]

By contract you have to give back that ridiculous pose as well.

OK...

*Slouches and scratches arse*

[heystacy]

OK...

*Slouches and scratches arse*

Tis a sad day when a team member has to bounce.

[Night Swordsman]

Cam...Your always welcome anywhere i am. And you deserve a nice cold LARGE mug of beer everyday.

As for Heystacy...yes,YOU,with your lil gifts and titles and such from all these different factions from the lebians to the yabsarians to the pirates to the CSI:YABS to the ninjas and even the Aggie Diefication Cult that seems to be poping up. I am on to you,man.

(gives Stacy a latte).

[Aggie]

Cam...Your always welcome anywhere i am. And you deserve a nice cold LARGE mug of beer everyday.

As for Heystacy...yes,YOU,with your lil gifts and titles and such from all these different factions from the lebians to the yabsarians to the pirates to the CSI:YABS to the ninjas and even the Aggie Diefication Cult that seems to be poping up. I am on to you,man.

(gives Stacy a latte).


oh sweet, sweet delusional night kitty...it almost makes me sad to piss in your cornflakes...almost but not really...i do so enjoy it...and when i say a few singles...i mean a few singles...i'm the mayor of my *own* for christsake man...i get any piece o' ass i want...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

oh sweet, sweet delusional night kitty...it almost makes me sad to piss in your cornflakes...almost but not really...i do so enjoy it...and when i say a few singles...i mean a few singles...i'm the mayor of my *own* for christsake man...i get any piece o' ass i want...:cool:

Nope. :cool:

Nice try,no cigar. :)

[Aggie]

Nope. :cool:

Nice try,no cigar. :)


and sometimes that's all a cigar is...

[Night Swordsman]

and sometimes that's all a cigar is...

Good thing i don't smoke. :)

[Aggie]

Good thing i don't smoke. :)

i'm sooo far in your head right now...

[Night Swordsman]

i'm sooo far in your head right now...

Really? Can you find me the ice cream cake i had when i was 24? The one with the garfield picture on top? I LOVED that cake. Mmmm! :D

[Aggie]

Really? Can you find me the ice cream cake i had when i was 24? The one with the garfield picture on top? I LOVED that cake. Mmmm! :D


geezuz dude, i said your head, not your colon...:rolleyes:

[heystacy]

Cam...Your always welcome anywhere i am. And you deserve a nice cold LARGE mug of beer everyday.

As for Heystacy...yes,YOU,with your lil gifts and titles and such from all these different factions from the lebians to the yabsarians to the pirates to the CSI:YABS to the ninjas and even the Aggie Diefication Cult that seems to be poping up. I am on to you,man.

(gives Stacy a latte).

I am the Ronin Barista. That is all. :cool:

[Night Swordsman]

geezuz dude, i said your head, not your colon...:rolleyes:

The cake has long,long since digested out of my colon. All i would have is memories of it. Since you are in there,dig some more out for me. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

I am the Ronin Barista. That is all. :cool:

bet ogamii itto could kick your coffee swilling ass...


<pretending to be mean to stacy so night kitty won't feel so wonley>

[Night Swordsman]

I am the Ronin Barista. That is all. :cool:

Hmm? More like a Overpaid Bushi to me. :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

Hmm? More like a Overpaid Bushi to me. :rolleyes:

Silence! :(

[Night Swordsman]

bet ogamii itto could kick your coffee swilling ass...


<pretending to be mean to stacy so night kitty won't feel so wonley>

AWW! You are such a cuteywuteywiddlepookiebearcuddlywuddlyfunnyeightie shairdosnugglupigussweetiepiepumpkincake YES YOU ARE! :D

[Aggie]

The cake has long,long since digested out of my colon. All i would have is memories of it. Since you are in there,dig some more out for me. :rolleyes:


clearly you don't know how long cake stays in the digestive track...i will eat your memories and replace them w/ episodes of "maude"...and you'll be glad that's all i'm gonna do...it could be phantom menace ...so you best thank your lucky stars...:rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

clearly you don't know how long cake stays in the digestive track...i will eat your memories and replace them w/ episodes of "maude"...and you'll be glad that's all i'm gonna do...it could be phantom menace ...so you best thank your lucky stars...:rolleyes:


Actually i have clear memories of Phantom Menace. JarJar was annoying,but i knew more annoying people online and irl(especially on YABS! :p Not naming names!) and i DID enjoy the lightsaber fight(FINALLY),but for the most part,was bored bored bored some semi-exciting race scenes bored bored lightsaber fight bored LS fight bored LS fight bored bored bored credits.

As i said. Clear memories.

And um Aggie? I watched Maude the FIRST time it aired. MTM and Rhoda too.
Happy Days. Laverne and Shirley. Mork and Mindy. All in the Family.
You can not torture me with tv shows. I am a reformed tv junkie. :evilsmile

[Aggie]

Actually i have clear memories of Phantom Menace. JarJar was annoying,but i knew more annoying people online and irl(especially on YABS! :p Not naming names!) and i DID enjoy the lightsaber fight(FINALLY),but for the most part,was bored bored bored some semi-exciting race scenes bored bored lightsaber fight bored LS fight bored LS fight bored bored bored credits.

As i said. Clear memories.

And um Aggie? I watched Maude the FIRST time it aired. MTM and Rhoda too.
Happy Days. Laverne and Shirley. Mork and Mindy. All in the Family.
You can not torture me with tv shows. I am a reformed tv junkie. :evilsmile

you totally missed the point...but i'll distract myself for a moment w/ thoughts of a very young valerie harper...:evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

you totally missed the point...but i'll distract myself for a moment w/ thoughts of a very young valerie harper...:evilsmile

Watched them all. I liked MTM more,and even watched from time to time Lou Grant.
I went in about a decade (the 90s) from watching 40-80 hours of tv to now watching under 10. Sometimes under 5. Or even 2. Reality TV stranglehold over the networks makes this much easier.

I WILL admit,i have just started to and enjoying CSI. The original one. ONLY this one.
Some good episodes there(and i know Aggie is a CSI fan).

I just wished there was a good Sci-Fi show on. Dr. Who and Heroes are great,but i want more(and i have to wait for the Sci-Fi channel to air Who).
Stargate is so-so. Enterprise was a total zzzz. And i gave up on Lost in season one when i realized we were in for about two seasons of flashbacks and baby steps.

Sigh. And please. No new courtroom/detective dramas,please!

[Aggie]

Watched them all. I liked MTM more,and even watched from time to time Lou Grant.
I went in about a decade (the 90s) from watching 40-80 hours of tv to now watching under 10. Sometimes under 5. Or even 2. Reality TV stranglehold over the networks makes this much easier.

I WILL admit,i have just started to and enjoying CSI. The original one. ONLY this one.
Some good episodes there(and i know Aggie is a CSI fan).

I just wished there was a good Sci-Fi show on. Dr. Who and Heroes are great,but i want more(and i have to wait for the Sci-Fi channel to air Who).
Stargate is so-so. Enterprise was a total zzzz. And i gave up on Lost in season one when i realized we were in for about two seasons of flashbacks and baby steps.

Sigh. And please. No new courtroom/detective dramas,please!


shhhh...still thinking of rhoda morgenstern....................................... ....
.................................................. .................................................. .

okay...now i'm thinking about det. sofia curtis and CSI warrick brown....shhhh.................................... .............

<looks like mama's gonna need some cigarettes>

[Night Swordsman]

shhhh...still thinking of rhoda morgenstern....................................... ....
.................................................. .................................................. .

okay...now i'm thinking about det. sofia curtis and CSI warrick brown....shhhh.................................... .............

<looks like mama's gonna need some cigarettes>

Wow,your quiet dur...nevermind. :o

[Aggie]

Wow,your quiet dur...nevermind. :o

shhhh.....not done yet..........

[Night Swordsman]

shhhh.....not done yet..........

Oh hurry up in there. Eww. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

Oh hurry up in there. Eww. :rolleyes:

intrusive much??...:rolleyes: ...now hush up...i smell strawberries...

[Night Swordsman]

intrusive much??...:rolleyes: ...now hush up...i smell strawberries...

You should. It is my favorite scent. And taste. Strawberry ice cream. Strawberry glazed donuts. Strawberry Gum. Strawberry Soda. Strawberry candy. And just plain Strawberries.

Will be alot in there. :)

[Aggie]

You should. It is my favorite scent. And taste. Strawberry ice cream. Strawberry glazed donuts. Strawberry Gum. Strawberry Soda. Strawberry candy. And just plain Strawberries.

Will be alot in there. :)

thanks for killing that moment...:rolleyes:...now where were we?? ah yes...
i'm in your head and i'm eating your memories...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

thanks for killing that moment...:rolleyes:...now where were we?? ah yes...
i'm in your head and i'm eating your memories...:cool:

AWESOMEPOSSUMS!
That will free up room for new ones! Thanks! :)

[Aggie]

AWESOMEPOSSUMS!
That will free up room for new ones! Thanks! :)

oh you will thank me...you will thank me...:evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

oh you will thank me...you will thank me...:evilsmile

I thought it was a sp,not a th. :rolleyes: :D

[Aggie]

I thought it was a sp,not a th. :rolleyes: :D

that's because the public school system failed you...:(

[Night Swordsman]

that's because the public school system failed you...:(

Sigh. That would be Degrassi,if i remember correctly. :p

[Aggie]

Sigh. That would be Degrassi,if i remember correctly. :p

only of you've gotten yourself pregnant; been nearly abducted by an online predator; questioned your sexuality; date raped; a survivor of any form of abuse; were in an abusive relationship; or canadian, then yeah...it would have been degrassi...:cool:

[Jared_Humpherys]

Aloas i was hoping for some good puns. There will be other threads, I guess.

Oh, I see how it is.:evilangry

Ignore me, will you?

I'll just keep going.


What do you call a girl with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a grill?

Frank.

[Jared_Humpherys]

This one will destroy you:


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[Night Swordsman]

This one will destroy you:


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



Ow. Ow.

I love it! Thank you.

[Jared_Humpherys]

Ow. Ow.

I love it! Thank you.

You're welcome.

I would hope it'd earn a pinched nose at Callahan's, at least.

[Jared_Humpherys]

Here's another I came across:


So, a group of scientists are researching human immortality, and they've found the 'kill-switch' in humans is bound to a gene shared only by dolphins. These scientists try all kinds of methods to shut off the kill-switch, and the only chemical that seems to create any kind of reaction at all is in exceedingly short supply. The only place to get more of it is in the eggs of unhatched, or recently hatched, seagulls. So the scientists begin to drive for the west coast to obtain more of it in order to further their cause.

They reach the coast, and find a series of nests of unhatched eggs. They take them, put them in the back of the car, and begin to drive back east towards their research lab. Unfortunately, it seems they've underestimated the ages of the eggs, and they hear the cracks and squawks of hatching birds behind them. As they close in on their destination, they look in the rear view mirror and see a police car's flashing lights. Worried, they pull over.

"What can I help you with, officer?"
"You're under arrest for transporting young gulls across a state line for immortal porpoises."

[Jared_Humpherys]

Last one for the day, as ven I can only take so much:

At 6:03 AM on his first day working at the Playboy Mansion, security guard Richard Mann was surprised to find a group of four men in brown robes setting up a small shed at the edge of the property. A battered old pickup truck had been pulled alongside the newly erected building, and two of the men were busy unloading display racks and flower pots from the back of the vehicle.
"What is going on here?" Richard demanded approaching the strange men.
Most of the men seemed to be fairly old, and one of them was humming something under his breath as he set flower pots up on the display racks. One man, bald with a crown of gray hair and a face lined with wrinkles and stretched into a comforting smile, stepped away from the truck and waved at the security guard. "Hello, child. We were just setting up our shop here."
"Shop?" Richard asked, taken somewhat aback by the man's appearance and even more thrown by direct answer. "I'm sorry, but you can't do that this is private property."
The man ignored him and went back to unloading the truck.
Annoyed, Richard radioed for assistance. A few moments later his superior arrived on the scene.
"What's going on?"
"They're setting up a shop," Richard answered.
"A shop?"
"Yeah."
"What are they selling?"
"Flowers," answered the gray-haired old man.
The supervisor blinked. "What? Why?"
"We thought it would be nice to get out of the monastery, and we've been raising these flowers for some time. A neighbor lent us the truck, and we figured we could donate the money to charity. It seemed like a good idea."
Richard, well-mannered despite his line of employment, went to help one of the old men lift a rather large flower pot from the truck.
"Monastery, so -what- you're some kind of priest?"
"Monk, actually," the gray-haired old man said, straightening a few daisies.
"Well, I don't care what you are you can't set up shop here. This is private property!"
The monk ignored him.

Hours, several attempts at bargaining, and more threats of violence than were strictly necessary, later, Mr. Hefner himself came down from the main house to ask the monks to leave. Without saying a word, the old men packed up their truck and drove off.
Richard watched, dumbstruck, as the truck disappeared down the road. The supervisor, shaking his head, slowly walked back toward the mansion proper.
"I don't get it. What happened? What'd he say?" Richard asked, running to catch up with his supervisor. "Why did they leave?"
"Apparently," the supervisor said, taking off his glasses for a moment to wipe his forehead. "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

[Cam63]

You're a bad, bad man.

Evil, perhaps.

[Jared_Humpherys]

You're a bad, bad man.

Evil, perhaps.

I will wear this as a badge of honor.

[Aggie]

You're a bad, bad man.

Evil, perhaps.


you make that sound like an ungood thing...:cool:

[Aggie]

I will wear this as a badge of honor.

badges??...we don't need no stinkin' badges...

[Night Swordsman]

badges??...we don't need no stinkin' badges...

whats wrong with badges? What DO you have against Badges? HOW do you know what they smell like? What did those poor badges EVER do to you? :rolleyes: ;)

[Jared_Humpherys]

Not really a pun, but I just HAD to share it:

"Doctor, Doctor, women always throw their underwear at me when I walk down the street. What's happening?"
"Why, that's simple, you've got Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is that common?"
"It's not unusual."

[Night Swordsman]

Not really a pun, but I just HAD to share it:

"Doctor, Doctor, women always throw their underwear at me when I walk down the street. What's happening?"
"Why, that's simple, you've got Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is that common?"
"It's not unusual."

:rolleyes: There are not enough words for that one.

[Jared_Humpherys]

So Kermit the Frog simultaneusly took up the Cloth and joined the band Metallica. He is now a Pastor of Muppets.



Oh Jesus, I need help.

[Jared_Humpherys]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/TheGeek/manatee.jpg

[Hybrid2]

I dont even understand the puns and you still make my head hurt.

[Night Swordsman]

I dont even understand the puns and you still make my head hurt.

Oh,the humanity!

Make sense now? :D

[Aggie]

Oh,the humanity!

Make sense now? :D


it's no fun when you have ta 'plain it...:rolleyes:

[Aggie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/TheGeek/manatee.jpg


why does this remind me of the hindenburg??

[heystacy]

I think the King and Prince have some competition. ;)

[Jared_Humpherys]

I think the King and Prince have some competition. ;)

Thankee-sai. I could be Court Jester.

[Aggie]

I think the King and Prince have some competition. ;)


more like the prince and the pauper...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

Thankee-sai. I could be Court Jester.

Don't settle, take that crown!

[heystacy]

more like the prince and the pauper...:evilsmile

Ohhh burn. LOL

[Night Swordsman]

more like the prince and the pauper...:evilsmile

Quit calling Cam a Pauper...wait,how much tax on those beers down under again? :rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

Don't settle, take that crown!

Instigating trouble again,eh?

Your about a neutral as second gear,my friend :p .

[Aggie]

Instigating trouble again,eh?

Your about a neutral as second gear,my friend :p .


that made me laugh...:D

[Cam63]

Quit calling Cam a Pauper...wait,how much tax on those beers down under again? :rolleyes:

I'm thinking of turning to crime and call myself the Wild Cam-lonial Boy.

[Aggie]

I'm thinking of turning to crime and call myself the Wild Cam-lonial Boy.

i think that might be best cuz i think you might make a lousy lesbian...

[heystacy]

Instigating trouble again,eh?

Your about a neutral as second gear,my friend :p .

Hey, I need an attorney to plead my case.

[Aggie]

Hey, I need an attorney to plead my case.

might i suggestion a mr. lionel hutz??

[heystacy]

might i suggestion a mr. lionel hutz??

No thanks. LOL

[Night Swordsman]

Sorry Stacy, No attorneys to plead your case,but keep this up and we will send you off to outer space. :p

(Notice- NO puns yet. You can NOT make me pun! I pun when i wanna!)

[heystacy]

Sorry Stacy, No attorneys to plead your case,but keep this up and we will send you off to outer space. :p

My fingers are bejeweled, but I guess that's not gonna help me now.

(Notice- NO puns yet. You can NOT make me pun! I pun when i wanna!)

Wasn't looking to make you pun. I was being silly. Besides all jokes are not puns, right? ;)

[Night Swordsman]

My fingers are bejeweled, but I guess that's not gonna help me now.



Wasn't looking to make you pun. I was being silly. Besides all jokes are not puns, right? ;)

Your are correct.

You're trouble
Yeah ,your in trouble now
You're trouble ,ya'll
We got trouble in Aggietown
You're trouble
Yeah,your in trouble now
You're trouble ya'll
We ALL got trouble in Aggietown

:D

[heystacy]

Your are correct.

You're trouble
Yeah ,your in trouble now
You're trouble ,ya'll
We got trouble in Aggietown
You're trouble
Yeah,your in trouble now
You're trouble ya'll
We ALL got trouble in Aggietown

:D


Trouble indeed.

So if you see me coming down the street,
then you know its time to go.

[Night Swordsman]

Trouble indeed.

So if you see me coming down the street,
then you know its time to go.

You think your right
But you were wrong
You tried to take me
But I knew all along
You can take me
For a ride
I'm not a fool out
So you better run and hide
:rolleyes:

[Aggie]

Your are correct.

You're trouble
Yeah ,your in trouble now
You're trouble ,ya'll
We got trouble in Aggietown
You're trouble
Yeah,your in trouble now
You're trouble ya'll
We ALL got trouble in Aggietown

:D

you have no idea what trouble is son...none whatsoever...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

you have no idea what trouble is son...none whatsoever...:cool:

WhaEVAH! :p

[Aggie]

WhaEVAH! :p


it's comments like this that get you a swift kick in the crotchal area...:cool:

[heystacy]

You think your right
But you were wrong
You tried to take me
But I knew all along
You can take me
For a ride
I'm not a fool out
So you better run and hide
:rolleyes:

I'm trouble
Yeah , I'm in trouble now
I'm trouble ,ya'll
I got trouble in Aggietown
I'm trouble
Yeah, I'm in trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
You ALL got trouble in Aggietown

:cool:

[Aggie]

I'm trouble
Yeah , I'm in trouble now
I'm trouble ,ya'll
I got trouble in Aggietown
I'm trouble
Yeah, I'm in trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
You ALL got trouble in Aggietown

:cool:

why do you guys sound like rejects from "bring it on"??...

[heystacy]

why do you guys sound like rejects from "bring it on"??...

LOL We're being silly, which is our gift. After a rather upsetting two weeks, i welcome the silliness.

[Night Swordsman]

why do you guys sound like rejects from "bring it on"??...

But i don't wanna be a cheerleader! I wan't to be on the chess team! :p

[heystacy]

But i don't wanna be a cheerleader! I wan't to be on the chess team! :p

LOL Let's go make some cheers to get us booted off the team, then its hello chess club.

[Night Swordsman]

LOL Let's go make some cheers to get us booted off the team, then its hello chess club.

All the HOT chess groupies will be there as well. :p

Aggie,Aggie
She's so braggy
She's so mean
She's a drag-y!

Booo AGGGIE! <does cartwheel>

Can we go now? :D

[heystacy]

All the HOT chess groupies will be there as well. :p

Aggie,Aggie
She's so braggy
She's so mean
She's a drag-y!

Booo AGGGIE! <does cartwheel>

Can we go now? :D

Let's do this. ROFL

[Tommy]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3991/mickeyej2.jpg

Oh Stacy You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Stacy (Huff Huff)
Hey Stacy (Huff Huff)
Oh Stacy Youre so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
Hey Stacy (Huff Huff)
Hey Stacy

[heystacy]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3991/mickeyej2.jpg

Oh Stacy You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Stacy (Huff Huff)
Hey Stacy (Huff Huff)
Oh Stacy Youre so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
Hey Stacy (Huff Huff)
Hey Stacy

AWESOME!!!!! This post has made my day. :)

Thanks Tommy. :cool:

[Night Swordsman]

Hmm. Hey Micky by Toni Basi. How..stereotypical.
:p

Least i went for orginality.

[heystacy]

Hmm. Hey Micky by Toni Basi. How..stereotypical.
:p

Least i went for orginality.

It made my day. :p

[Aggie]

All the HOT chess groupies will be there as well. :p

Aggie,Aggie
She's so braggy
She's so mean
She's a drag-y!

Booo AGGGIE! <does cartwheel>

Can we go now? :D

yup...you've got a crotchal kick comin' your way...:cool:

[Aggie]

Hmm. Hey Micky by Toni Basi. How..stereotypical.
:p

Least i went for orginality.

toni is like the anti-cheerleader...i love that song so much it's on constant rotation on my itunes.

[heystacy]

yup...you've got a crotchal kick comin' your way...:cool:

Oh-Oh dude. Betta get some protection.

[Night Swordsman]

Oh-Oh dude. Betta get some protection.

West Coast here. Iladephia,aka AggieTown,is East Coast. No Worries. :)

[Night Swordsman]

toni is like the anti-cheerleader...i love that song so much it's on constant rotation on my itunes.

This explains much.
And yes,the song sucks. It was mind-numbing at first,and has some catchy hooks,but constant repeat exposure to that song is extremely toxic.

I know,i used to like it.

[Aggie]

West Coast here. Iladephia,aka AggieTown,is East Coast. No Worries. :)


hey, it ain't no thang but a chicken wang...id hop on a plane take a red eye just to kick you in the nuts...:evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

hey, it ain't no thang but a chicken wang...id hop on a plane take a red eye just to kick you in the nuts...:evilsmile

Double dog dare you,with whipped cream and a cherry on top. :)

[heystacy]

West Coast here. Iladephia,aka AggieTown,is East Coast. No Worries. :)

This is the internet. We hit each other all the time. :eek:

How else do I get my free lattes? ;)

[heystacy]

hey, it ain't no thang but a chicken wang...id hop on a plane take a red eye just to kick you in the nuts...:evilsmile

Damn. Now if you do all that I am sure that's gonna be one wicked kick! :evilsmile

[Aggie]

Double dog dare you,with whipped cream and a cherry on top. :)

be careful what you wish for night kitty...'specially after dissin' toni...:cool:

[heystacy]

be careful what you wish for night kitty...'specially after dissin' toni...:cool:

And Sade. :(

[Night Swordsman]

Sade and Toni Basil should have twin lebian love children together.

And name them Mathew and Gunnar Nelson. :p

[heystacy]

Sade and Toni Basil should have twin lebian love children together.

And name them Mathew and Gunnar Nelson. :p

Now that is worse than a dozen puns. Worse than my "Chewie" pun. :rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

Now that is worse than a dozen puns. Worse than my "Chewie" pun. :rolleyes:

AHA! I ALMOST punned! But i stopped! Muahahaha.

I will pun on another thread!

And you just KNOW Aggie had a crush on Nelson in the 90s. The blonde hair. :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

AHA! I ALMOST punned! But i stopped! Muahahaha.

I will pun on another thread!

And you just KNOW Aggie had a crush on Nelson in the 90s. The blonde hair. :rolleyes:

What the hell? :eek: :confused:

Aggie clear this up!

[Night Swordsman]

What the hell? :eek: :confused:

Aggie clear this up!

She is too afraid.

She is probably setting in her room,crying over her CD of Enter the Rain by Nelson,and saying "HOW did that #&$#*@ find OUT about us? HOW?!?"

:D

[heystacy]

She is too afraid.

She is probably setting in her room,crying over her CD of Enter the Rain by Nelson,and saying "HOW did that #&$#*@ find OUT about us? HOW?!?"

:D

ROFLMAO!!!! Her fists are coming through the screen for you buddy. LOL

[Night Swordsman]

ROFLMAO!!!! Her fists are coming through the screen for you buddy. LOL

Ah. I am safe...I will dodge her Net-Fu attacks.

Besides..NO WAY in heck would she ever come out here. I am thinking something poultry-ish. Turkey maybe? Or maybe something else. :evilsmile

Aggie,Aggie
She's such a dork
Her tastes suck
She must like Bjork.

(that should get her into action!) :D

[heystacy]

Ah. I am safe...I will dodge her Net-Fu attacks.

Besides..NO WAY in heck would she ever come out here. I am thinking something poultry-ish. Turkey maybe? Or maybe something else. :evilsmile

Aggie,Aggie
She's such a dork
Her tastes suck
She must like Bjork.

(that should get her into action!) :D

Are you trying to give CSI: YABS an active murder case? :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Are you trying to give CSI: YABS an active murder case? :eek:
Maybe....:p
From Wiki:

Aggie is a free, desktop-computer-based news aggregator program, which supports RSS versions 0.91, 0.92, 0.93, 0.94, 1.0 and 2.0.

Aggie is small (115 KB) and fast, with a simple, easy-to-understand user interface. Because Aggie is a Microsoft .NET application, the .NET framework must be installed with it.

Aggie was the first desktop aggregator written for .NET.

Whew. All this time i thought Aggie was vaporware. She is just a obsolete Microsoft app,that's all. :p

[heystacy]

Maybe....:p
From Wiki:

Aggie is a free, desktop-computer-based news aggregator program, which supports RSS versions 0.91, 0.92, 0.93, 0.94, 1.0 and 2.0.

Aggie is small (115 KB) and fast, with a simple, easy-to-understand user interface. Because Aggie is a Microsoft .NET application, the .NET framework must be installed with it.

Aggie was the first desktop aggregator written for .NET.

Whew. All this time i thought Aggie was vaporware. She is just a obsolete Microsoft app,that's all. :p

heh. If she writes in all huge red caps, she will get the golden Lester award.

[Tommy]

Nelson is more attractive now than they were in the 90's.

[Night Swordsman]

Nelson is more attractive now than they were in the 90's.

You would know. ;)

[Tommy]

You would know. ;)

I did watch that season of Celebratory Fit Club.

[Night Swordsman]

I did watch that season of Celebratory Fit Club.

They were on that?

Funny thing is,i think of all the reality tv shows on,that one is one of the better ones(if such a thing is possible). Even if it is "celebs",at least it encourages responsible diet thru exercise and watching what you eat while maintaining a positive outlook. Unfortantely some of the people i have seen go on it give out personality issues and drag the rest of the show down with it. Ruins what could of been a great show,but it is being done for ratings and sensationalism.:(

[Aggie]

She is too afraid.

She is probably setting in her room,crying over her CD of Enter the Rain by Nelson,and saying "HOW did that #&$#*@ find OUT about us? HOW?!?"

:D

AHA! I ALMOST punned! But i stopped! Muahahaha.

I will pun on another thread!

And you just KNOW Aggie had a crush on Nelson in the 90s. The blonde hair. :rolleyes:

and tommy is the resident gay male of our marry lil band??...hmmm....

not only did you mention said lame ass hair band...but apparently you *know* their albums too??...what's up w/ that??...and for the record...sade is still f'n hot, especially for a woman of her age and weed habits...and you can't really hate a chick who's banned from jamaica??...

[Tommy]

and tommy is the resident gay male of our marry lil band??...hmmm....

THAT'S IT! I challenge Night Swordsman to a GAY-OFF!

[Night Swordsman]

and tommy is the resident gay male of our marry lil band??...hmmm....

not only did you mention said lame ass hair band...but apparently you *know* their albums too??...what's up w/ that??...and for the record...sade is still f'n hot, especially for a woman of her age and weed habits...and you can't really hate a chick who's banned from jamaica??...

Psst. Secret: Google and Wikipedia can be your friends. I know,as someone like you who has NO clue how to reference or research stuff(hehe) would know these things,i figured i would clue you in. :p

Neener.

<ruffles your hair till it's all poofy>

[Night Swordsman]

THAT'S IT! I challenge Night Swordsman to a GAY-OFF!

Umm. Tommy?

How do i break this to you.

I like girls. :)

[Tommy]

Umm. Tommy?

How do i break this to you.

I like girls. :)

Some one is sitting on a telephone wire.

A telephone wire that crosses the Nile in Egypt.

[Aggie]

Psst. Secret: Google and Wikipedia can be your friends. I know,as someone like you who has NO clue how to reference or research stuff(hehe) would know these things,i figured i would clue you in. :p

Neener.

<ruffles your hair till it's all poofy>

is this where you pick up negotiation tactics too??...:confused:

[Night Swordsman]

is this where you pick up negotiation tactics too??...:confused:

Everything i know about negotiation tactics i learned from Lucy Van Pelt. :evilsmile

That will be 25 cents,please.

[Night Swordsman]

Some one is sitting on a telephone wire.

A telephone wire that crosses the Nile in Egypt.

If anyone is in denial,Tommy...:rolleyes:

Not even worth finishing the sentence.

[heystacy]

If anyone is in denial,Tommy...:rolleyes:

Not even worth finishing the sentence.

For a moment I thought you were going to pun. :(

Ya had me worried.

[Tommy]

If anyone is in denial,Tommy...:rolleyes:

Not even worth finishing the sentence.

Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, I shalt deny thee thrice.

[Aggie]

Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, I shalt deny thee thrice.

how appropriate that this is a st. peter reference??...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

THAT'S IT! I challenge Night Swordsman to a GAY-OFF!

What is a "gay-off?" Does it work like a bake off?

[Aggie]

What is a "gay-off?" Does it work like a bake off?


think more...um...leather and nipple clamps...

[heystacy]

think more...um...leather and nipple clamps...

oh. OH!:eek:

[Aggie]

oh. OH!:eek:

oh stacy, how you tickle me so...:D

[heystacy]

oh stacy, how you tickle me so...:D

LOL

I would prefer a bake off. LOL

See, I'm bad with humor, unless I don't think about.

[Tommy]

LOL

I would prefer a bake off. LOL

See, I'm bad with humor, unless I don't think about.

Want to enter a pie in the local fair?

[heystacy]

Want to enter a pie in the local fair?

I just want to be the judge. ;)

[Night Swordsman]

Still no puns from me! So. THERE. :D

[heystacy]

Still no puns from me! So. THERE. :D

You don't have to pun. I do expect a joke every now and then. ;)

[Cam63]

Are you trying to give CSI: YABS an active murder case? :eek:

*Puts on Sunglasses of Justice and grabs the blue light thingy*

Ready when you are, Boss.

[Night Swordsman]

You don't have to pun. I do expect a joke every now and then. ;)

Where do astronauts land their vehicles?
Parking Meteors.

What washes up shore on small oceans?
Microwaves.

The following was possible by reading jokes off of willy wonka's taffy. :rolleyes:

Don't make me do that again,Stacy.
You wouldn't like me when i'm...silly. :p

[Cam63]

There's a differance between " Silly Night " and " Normal Night " ?

[heystacy]

*Puts on Sunglasses of Justice and grabs the blue light thingy*

Ready when you are, Boss.

Excellent. All we need is for Aggie to commit the assault, and we will have a case.

Knowing Aggie she might dump Night in the river. Break out the swim gear.

[heystacy]

Where do astronauts land their vehicles?
Parking Meteors.

What washes up shore on small oceans?
Microwaves.

The following was possible by reading jokes off of willy wonka's taffy. :rolleyes:

Don't make me do that again,Stacy.
You wouldn't like me when i'm...silly. :p

That first joke is a pun, hero. :o

[Night Swordsman]

That first joke is a pun, hero. :o

So is the second. There are two things:
These are not my puns. I got them from willy wonka laffytaffy,and copied them here.
So let me amend my earlier statement: You will get no puns from me unless i copy them from another source. :evilsmile Happy now?

[heystacy]

So is the second. There are two things:
These are not my puns. I got them from willy wonka laffytaffy,and copied them here. Second,the second one is a pun as well.

So let me amend my earlier statement: You will get no puns from me unless i copy them from another source. :evilsmile Happy now?

A pun is a pun. I wanted some jokes dammit!

[heystacy]

Perhaps Judges, Aggie, Shisho, or Sally should decide if it counts. :p

[Night Swordsman]

A pun is a pun. I wanted some jokes dammit!

They are not my jokes. Puns or not,i just gave you what you wanted.

Also,i like to point out that i never said i wouldn't pun on here,but would do so when ***I*** desire it. Not because the AggieBratty said so.

And because i'm a bad kitty. :D

[Cam63]

Excellent. All we need is for Aggie to commit the assault, and we will have a case.

Knowing Aggie she might dump Night in the river. Break out the swim gear.

I hate night swims.

[Night Swordsman]

Perhaps Judges, Aggie, Shisho, or Sally should decide if it counts. :p

Call them puns all you want.
As for what the judges think..they already know what i am:

http://www.calendars.com/images/099/9949/200800005254_fc.jpg


:)

[heystacy]

They are not my jokes. Puns or not,i just gave you what you wanted.

Also,i like to point out that i never said i wouldn't pun on here,but would do so when ***I*** desire it. Not because the AggieBratty said so.

And because i'm a bad kitty. :D

Dude, bust a deal, face the wheel. :eek:

[heystacy]

I hate night swims.

We could leave him in there and get drinks. Its not like he's going anywhere.

[Cam63]

I hope she uses cable to attach him to the concrete block, because rope frays too quickly, especially in a current.

...Um, that's what Whiterose told me.

[Night Swordsman]

We could leave him in there and get drinks. Its not like he's going anywhere.

I actually hate to swim. Can swim just fine,i just do not enjoy swimming. I also do not like heights,but i let neither of these interfere with things i wish to do.


Garlic on the other hand...ick.

And by the way,I am not afraid of no Aggie's. I will let others(most likely Tommy) make the obvious joke out of that. :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

I hope she uses cable to attach him to the concrete block, because rope frays too quickly, especially in a current.

...Um, that's what Whiterose told me.

We're supposed to know that. Ummm... Standard murder 101 stuff, right?

Why is it so hot in here? I need a drink.

[Night Swordsman]

Ah...i have a nice 64 oz cup of ice cold water. :)

[heystacy]

I actually hate to swim. Can swim just fine,i just do not enjoy swimming. I also do not like heights,but i let neither of these interfere with things i wish to do.


Garlic on the other hand...ick.

And by the way,I am not afraid of no Aggie's. I will let others(most likely Tommy) make the obvious joke out of that. :rolleyes:

Dude, I said, bust the deal, face the wheel. Welcome to the Thunderdome. :rolleyes:

[Cam63]

We're supposed to know that. Ummm... Standard murder 101 stuff, right?

Why is it so hot in here? I need a drink.

Yeah, it's not like we're guilty or somethin'...

[heystacy]

Ah...i have a nice 64 oz cup of ice cold water. :)

Ummm aren't you going to be dead? Deadman's water. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Ummm aren't you going to be dead? Deadman's water. :eek:

Nah...i am too cute to hurt! :cool: :)

[Cam63]

Hey... You can talk under water just like the cartoons !

[heystacy]

Yeah, it's not like we're guilty or somethin'...

Right. Not guilty. No evidence of that right. :o

[heystacy]

Nah...i am too cute to hurt! :cool: :)

Hey... You can talk under water just like the cartoons !

Yeah, do the talk!

[Cam63]

Right. Not guilty. No evidence of that right. :o

Well, I remembered to wear gloves.

[heystacy]

Well, I remembered to wear gloves.

You have to rub it in.

[Night Swordsman]

<ties the anchor around cam and stacy's feet and drops it into the ocean>

Cya!

<slips away into the...well,whatever...:rolleyes: >

[heystacy]

<ties the anchor around cam and stacy's feet and drops it into the ocean>

Cya!

<slips away into the...well,whatever...:rolleyes: >

BUSTED. Those were our stunt doubles.

[Cam63]

Poor Ky' and Les'.

Ah, well...

[Aggie]

<ties the anchor around cam and stacy's feet and drops it into the ocean>

Cya!

<slips away into the...well,whatever...:rolleyes: >


don't ask me why...but when i read this i had a visual of a guy dressed up in that catwoman outfit from the batman tv show...and it was still better than how lee merriweather looked in it....so i guess that has to count for something...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

don't ask me why...but when i read this i had a visual of a guy dressed up in that catwoman outfit from the batman tv show...and it was still better than how lee merriweather looked in it....so i guess that has to count for something...:evilsmile

I like Eartha Kitt as Catwoman. She was fun.

[Aggie]

Well, I remembered to wear gloves.

this made me giggle...and it made me think of how when i ask if someone wants some oj, i say "the juice and not the killer..." that always gets a gasp...:D

[Aggie]

I like Eartha Kitt as Catwoman. She was fun.


yeah she was...but man that julie neumarr...yowza!!...i guess i should have known back then...<laughing>...:o

[heystacy]

yeah she was...but man that julie neumarr...yowza!!...i guess i should have known back then...<laughing>...:o

LOL You crazy. ;)

[Tommy]

yeah she was...but man that julie neumarr...yowza!!...i guess i should have known back then...<laughing>...:o

http://majorknitter.typepad.com/major_knitter/images/eartha_kitt_catwoman.jpg

What a cat-tastrophe!

[Aggie]

http://majorknitter.typepad.com/major_knitter/images/eartha_kitt_catwoman.jpg

What a cat-tastrophe!

how puuur-fect...

[Cam63]

Lee Meriwether had absolutely no sex appeal playing one of the all time sexiest villainesses.

It took nearly 40 years for Halle Berry's version to erase the memory.

[Aggie]

Lee Meriwether had absolutely no sex appeal playing one of the all time sexiest villainesses.

It took nearly 40 years for Halle Berry's version to erase the memory.

are you saying that halle doesn't have sex appeal or that cat woman didn't become sexy again??...:confused:

[heystacy]

are you saying that halle doesn't have sex appeal or that cat woman didn't become sexy again??...:confused:

MMMM Halle Berry. My former co-worker (the one who can't say "mandarin") says "Holly Berry" all the time. It makes me laugh.

[Aggie]

MMMM Halle Berry. My former co-worker (the one who can't say "mandarin") says "Holly Berry" all the time. It makes me laugh.

i think my love affair w/ halle ended w/ "monster's ball"...but as much as a crap actress she is...you can't deny that's she's a gorgeous woman...

"holly berry"..."berries and cream...berries and cream..."...<laughing>...funny stuff...:D

[heystacy]

i think my love affair w/ halle ended w/ "monster's ball"...but as much as a crap actress she is...you can't deny that's she's a gorgeous woman...

"holly berry"..."berries and cream...berries and cream..."...<laughing>...funny stuff...:D

Didn't like Monster's Ball either. YUCK.

I heard one person say "Holly Burry" once, but I thought she was being funny.

There was a song, Strawberries & Cream. Can't remember who sang that.

[Aggie]

Didn't like Monster's Ball either. YUCK.

I heard one person say "Holly Burry" once, but I thought she was being funny.

There was a song, Strawberries & Cream. Can't remember who sang that.

that movie was a hot mess...but i digress...<crap, now i sound like nipsey russell>...that song doesn't ring a bell, but the berries and cream thing is that stupid starburst commercial i can't get out of my head...:eek:

[heystacy]

that movie was a hot mess...but i digress...<crap, now i sound like nipsey russell>...that song doesn't ring a bell, but the berries and cream thing is that stupid starburst commercial i can't get out of my head...:eek:

I think it was Monifa. Don't hold me to that.

I need some new music. Been vibing to Mary J. Blige, but looking for something new in the R&B vein.

[Aggie]

I think it was Monifa. Don't hold me to that.

I need some new music. Been vibing to Mary J. Blige, but looking for something new in the R&B vein.



now there's a blast from the past...:eek:

i'm not a huge fan of mary's...i like some of her stuff but i don't go out of my way to get her stuff...but if you're looking for something new to glom on to...might i suggest some philly international, maybe some early teena marie, and roberta flack...and donny hathaway is always good...i don't really listen to a lof of current stuff...but w/in the last couple of years, leela james and corrine baily rae have impressed me.

[heystacy]

now there's a blast from the past...:eek:

i'm not a huge fan of mary's...i like some of her stuff but i don't go out of my way to get her stuff...but if you're looking for something new to glom on to...might i suggest some philly international, maybe some early teena marie, and roberta flack...and donny hathaway is always good...i don't really listen to a lof of current stuff...but w/in the last couple of years, leela james and corrine baily rae have impressed me.

Corrine is good. Every sista I know has Teena Marie. I need to update my Prince collection as well.

New artists don't do much for me, but I want to hear some new songs. Odds are I will get older songs because too much crap is on the radio. I end up peeping other genres as well, which is sad, because I grew up on soul music.

You remember Loose Ends? British trio. They sounded a lot like the the SOS Band back in the day. They're video was on this morning. Brought me back for a moment.

[Aggie]

Corrine is good. Every sista I know has Teena Marie. I need to update my Prince collection as well.

New artists don't do much for me, but I want to hear some new songs. Odds are I will get older songs because too much crap is on the radio. I end up peeping other genres as well, which is sad, because I grew up on soul music.

You remember Loose Ends? British trio. They sounded a lot like the the SOS Band back in the day. They're video was on this morning. Brought me back for a moment.

of course every sista you know has teena marie...how else do you explain our ability to kick game??... ;)

seriously though, that's the stuff i grew up listening to, so it's really hard to listen to the inferior stuff being played now...but yeah, i totally forgot about groups like looses ends and soul II soul...definitely brings back some memories...:)

[heystacy]

of course every sista you know has teena marie...how else do you explain our ability to kick game??... ;)

seriously though, that's the stuff i grew up listening to, so it's really hard to listen to the inferior stuff being played now...but yeah, i totally forgot about groups like looses ends and soul II soul...definitely brings back some memories...:)

They were playing Loose Ends yesterday, and a friend went to a Teena Marie concert, which made me think more of the music I do like.

[Aggie]

They were playing Loose Ends yesterday, and a friend went to a Teena Marie concert, which made me think more of the music I do like.

how old are you feeling right about now...;)

[Cam63]

are you saying that halle doesn't have sex appeal or that cat woman didn't become sexy again??...:confused:

I'm saying even though Halle is one fine style of a sheila, they sure stuffed up her version of Catwoman.

[Aggie]

I'm saying even though Halle is one fine style of a sheila, they sure stuffed up her version of Catwoman.


oh, gotcha...aussie slang is so cool...:)

and i couldn't agree more.

[Cam63]

...and The Dirty Dozen is perhaps the greatest guy movie of all time.

Fill-um at whenever we feel like it !

[heystacy]

how old are you feeling right about now...;)

I go by how old I look. As far as everyone knows I am still 27, and have been so for quite some time. if I shave I'll look even more younger. ;) LOL

That said, these damn kids today don't know a thing about music.

[Inkpot1965]

...and The Dirty Dozen is perhaps the greatest guy movie of all time.

Fill-um at whenever we feel like it !

You got that right

[Cam63]

I believe Halle deserved her Oscar.

[JTPencils]

I believe Halle deserved her Oscar.

About as much as Marisa Tomei! Ummmmm.... then again...

[Cam63]

Yeah, that was a stuff up.

[Tommy]

The oscars are kind of pointless anyways... just a lot of hollywood backslapping.

[Cam63]

I like it when a movie or people involved get their dues though.

[Tommy]

I like it when a movie or people involved get their dues though.

This past year was a better Oscar race than we have had in awhile, but most years it is sickeningly elitist. Major genres of movies have been marginalized into non-existence.

Horror, Sci-Fi, and even comedy have more or less been shut out. And if you read interviews with the people who cast the votes they will say things like “I don’t think a comedy should be best picture.”

Ever wonder why ET didn't win and yet utter and complete shit like Braveheart did?

[JTPencils]

Yeah, that was a stuff up.

I thought it was hilarious... when it was announced, there was an actual brief pause... like the entire audience was saying "OK... now tell us who REALLY won...".

It was a classic (albeit brief) moment.

[Aggie]

I thought it was hilarious... when it was announced, there was an actual brief pause... like the entire audience was saying "OK... now tell us who REALLY won...".

It was a classic (albeit brief) moment.


all i'm gonna say is...julia roberts edges out ellen burstyn for an award in the year that ellen gives one of the best performances in cinematic history??...the oscars don't count for squat...but yeah, i do like to see deserving people get recognized for outstanding work and if that's the only way for it to happen, then so be it.

[Night Swordsman]

I think you all should be awarded a all expense paid vacation to the nearest mental health facility for a 48 hour stay under medical supervision.

And Jello. Don't want you all to starve now! :D

[Aggie]

I think you all should be awarded a all expense paid vacation to the nearest mental health facility for a 48 hour stay under medical supervision.

And Jello. Don't want you all to starve now! :D


everything is more fun w/ jell-o...so why don'tcha simma down-na nurse ratchet...:p

[Night Swordsman]

everything is more fun w/ jell-o...so why don'tcha simma down-na nurse ratchet...:p

I do believe it is time for your electroshocktherapy session. :)

Hmmm...remember the Green Mile? :evilsmile

[Aggie]

I do believe it is time for your electroshocktherapy session. :)

Hmmm...remember the Green Mile? :evilsmile

you want to remember the green mile and *we're* the ones who need to be in a sanitarium...:rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

you want to remember the green mile and *we're* the ones who need to be in a sanitarium...:rolleyes:

The Green Mile was a good movie,and a good book. And yes,you do need to go to the sanitarium,do not pass go,do not collect 200 dollars.

And no,you can not be the race car. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

The Green Mile was a good movie,and a good book. And yes,you do need to go to the sanitarium,do not pass go,do not collect 200 dollars.

And no,you can not be the race car. :rolleyes:

:cool: :evilsmile :p

[Night Swordsman]

:cool: :evilsmile :p

Hmm. You're cool,have a evil smile,and like to stick your tounge out. I am pretty sure that is you to a T. :D

[Aggie]

Hmm. You're cool,have a evil smile,and like to stick your tounge out. I am pretty sure that is you to a T. :D

that was pretty much my point, thank you very much sir...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

that was pretty much my point, thank you very much sir...:cool:

You're welcome. You do know i tease you because i like you? :)

[Aggie]

You're welcome. You do know i tease you because i like you? :)

you do know that i give you the time of day because i like you??...;)

[Night Swordsman]

you do know that i give you the time of day because i like you??...;)

You do know that i think you're the bee's knees??? ;) And what time is it?

[Aggie]

You do know that i think you're the bee's knees??? ;) And what time is it?


and you're the cat's meow...um...hammer time??

[Night Swordsman]

and you're the cat's meow...um...hammer time??

Hammer Time?

Great. Now i got that song in my head. :mad: :p

Did you know your the most adorable pain in the butt ? :D

(PS: Don't change). :)

[Aggie]

Hammer Time?

Great. Now i got that song in my head....

Did you know your the most adorable pain in the butt ? :D

(PS: Don't change). :)

i told you that's 3 steps ahead of you...;)

ah...i'm old and too set in my ways to be anything else other than what i am...:)

[Night Swordsman]

i told you that's 3 steps ahead of you...;)

ah...i'm old and too set in my ways to be anything else other than what i am...:)

Are you kidding? If i had to judge you by your posts alone,i would of said 18-21. Seriously. :)

You're as young as you feel. Course if i try to feel you i think i would get slapped. :D

[heystacy]

Are you kidding? If i had to judge you by your posts alone,i would of said 18-21. Seriously. :)

You're as young as you feel. Course if i try to feel you i think i would get slapped. :D

Night, if you had not said anything, I would have thought you were younger as well. :)

[Aggie]

Are you kidding? If i had to judge you by your posts alone,i would of said 18-21. Seriously. :)

You're as young as you feel. Course if i try to feel you i think i would get slapped. :D

i said i'm *old*...i didn't say that i act my age...:p

but you are right...and right about now i feel 50...<i hate being sick>...and um...i wouldn't be the one you should be afraid of...;)

[Night Swordsman]

i said i'm *old*...i didn't say that i act my age...:p

but you are right...and right about now i feel 50...<i hate being sick>...and um...i wouldn't be the one you should be afraid of...;)

I figured as much. Thankfully she dosn't seem to show up here,so i am safe for the momment. ;)

And i hope you feel better. And if it helps,i think your sexy. :D