Let The De-Stressing Begin!

[heystacy]

This has been one awful work week. Everything from schedule changes, personality clashes, and truly, suspect behavior. So now, I plan on de-stressing, cause people is cray-zay!!!

We should all have a de-stressing weekend.

[Night Swordsman]

This has been one awful work week. Everything from schedule changes, personality clashes, and truly, suspect behavior. So now, I plan on de-stressing, cause people is cray-zay!!!

We should all have a de-stressing weekend.

This is my sunday. My weekend is over.

[heystacy]

Sorry 'bout that Night. I need to relax, or start drinking heavily. I choose to relax. I'll have a glass of wine with that too.

[Night Swordsman]

Sorry 'bout that Night. I need to relax, or start drinking heavily. I choose to relax. I'll have a glass of wine with that too.

<gives you some cheese to go with your whine> :rolleyes:


And no punning,or i will really undestress you. :evilsmile

[heystacy]

<gives you some cheese to go with your whine> :rolleyes:


And no punning,or i will really undestress you. :evilsmile

You can't do that. :p Destressing is the name of the game.

I got some rum I can cap off tonight.

[Night Swordsman]

You can't do that. :p Destressing is the name of the game.

I got some rum I can cap off tonight.

Sigh. And once again the shadow of the stoopid pirate faction rears its ugly head.

(see? Told ya!)

[heystacy]

Pirate? I am a rum drinker. That is when I'm not drinking lattes.

[Night Swordsman]

Psst. Rum = Favored drink of the Pirate faction.

Much like Scurvy = Favored disease of the Pirate faction.

Eat more oranges,you SCURVY dawgs. :p Ruff! Ruff!

[heystacy]

Psst. Rum = Favored drink of the Pirate faction.

Much like Scurvy = Favored disease of the Pirate faction.

Eat more oranges,you SCURVY dawgs. :p Ruff! Ruff!

It will have to do for tonight. LOL

[Night Swordsman]

Add some Gin to it.

You know: Gin Rummy. :p

[heystacy]

Add some Gin to it.

You know: Gin Rummy. :p

You, sir Knight, slay me with these puns. LOL

On that note, I am going to destress with a movie or two. I may be online later, but I need some rest.

Have a good night, Night. heh.

[Night Swordsman]

You, sir Knight, slay me with these puns. LOL

On that note, I am going to destress with a movie or two. I may be online later, but I need some rest.

Have a good night, Night. heh.

Like i havn't heard THAT one before! :rolleyes:
Nini HeyHey

[Lester C.]

No one should see list and since I don't have email at work I'm leaving myself an action list.
1. Call tax bitch.
2. Call doctor
3. Work out
4. print paper
5. move cardio machine in room

[Night Swordsman]

I'm going to spend the whole weekend kicking back and playing the greatest game on the planet Earth more commonly known as Front Mission 4. Be warned it's only the greatest game on Earth if you have a Codebreaker or Gameshark otherwise you can't get all of the hidden Wanzer parts.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about think Final Fantasy Tactics meets Mobile Suit Gundam and you have a good description of the Front Mission games. I'm even going to buy a Japanese PS 3 so I can play the fifth version of the game.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f141/Idonia/661440.jpg

Um. I will be sleeping and working then sleeping then working then sleeping then working then sleeping then working.
Then it will be wednesday, i think. I might have a schedule change this week. :(

Stress...My middle NAME is Stress. :rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

You live in an curious world, my friend.

Now, how cute of a lady do you think you will be?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/Sailor_Bubba.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ManFaye.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/t2.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/er2.jpg

If it's good enough for them it's good enough for me.

AND NIGHT SWORDS MAN NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP! SOONER OR LATER HE WILL READ THIS AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGENCE!

[Dark Galaxy]

We should all have a de-stressing weekend.

My mother-in-law is in town for the weekend, so I am going to have the antithesis of your weekend.

The woman makes me tired. So very very tired. If I wasn't so tired of thinking about her, I could write you paragraphs upon paragraphs of why she is so ridiculous (and these are just stories from today).

So, I am going to have to postpone my de-stressing weekend until next time. But I am thinking about having a stiff drink.

[Night Swordsman]

My mother-in-law is in town for the weekend, so I am going to have the antithesis of your weekend.

The woman makes me tired. So very very tired. If I wasn't so tired of thinking about her, I could write you paragraphs upon paragraphs of why she is so ridiculous (and these are just stories from today).

So, I am going to have to postpone my de-stressing weekend until next time. But I am thinking about having a stiff drink.

I don't drink,but if you do,have one for me as well. Salute! :D

(Hope her visit is a short one,for not only your sanity,but CFT's as well. Wonder how HE is coping?)

[Dark Galaxy]

I don't drink,but if you do,have one for me as well. Salute! :D


I don't very often, but this seems like the perfect occasion.

[Night Swordsman]

I don't very often, but this seems like the perfect occasion.

I agree,...and just another reason for my bachelorhood. The older i get,and more i hear of marriage and all the .."perks" such as in-laws,the happier i feel.

BEST of luck.

[Aggie]

My mother-in-law is in town for the weekend, so I am going to have the antithesis of your weekend.

The woman makes me tired. So very very tired. If I wasn't so tired of thinking about her, I could write you paragraphs upon paragraphs of why she is so ridiculous (and these are just stories from today).

So, I am going to have to postpone my de-stressing weekend until next time. But I am thinking about having a stiff drink.

i'm w/ you sister...stacy get that rum ready...i'm bring the coke...and the sodas too...;)

[heystacy]

My mother-in-law is in town for the weekend, so I am going to have the antithesis of your weekend.

The woman makes me tired. So very very tired. If I wasn't so tired of thinking about her, I could write you paragraphs upon paragraphs of why she is so ridiculous (and these are just stories from today).

So, I am going to have to postpone my de-stressing weekend until next time. But I am thinking about having a stiff drink.

I am very sorry DG. Hopefully she will go away soon, or at least leave you alone.

I may have a drink for you.

[heystacy]

i'm w/ you sister...stacy get that rum ready...i'm bring the coke...and the sodas too...;)

Ready! My brother told me vodka is good with pineapple juice and a little bit of Sprite. I may try this as well.

[Night Swordsman]

No sodas for any of you.

It is No-Soda day. Somewhere. :p

[heystacy]

No sodas for any of you.

It is No-Soda day. Somewhere. :p


Soda doesn't stress me. *Grabs a can of Coke.*

[Night Swordsman]

Soda doesn't stress me. *Grabs a can of Coke.*

That's DIET coke. As in DIE with a T at the end,Coke.
And it's De-CAFFINATED to boot.

Muahaha. What you get. :evilsmile

[Tommy]

You are so evil.

[Night Swordsman]

Uncle Ernie:
Good morning Campers!

I'm your Uncle Ernie
and I'll welcome you to Tommy's Holiday Camp
The camp with the difference
Nevermind the weather
When you come to Tommy's
The holiday's forever

:rolleyes: :D

You have NO idea.

[heystacy]

That's DIET coke. As in DIE with a T at the end,Coke.
And it's De-CAFFINATED to boot.

Muahaha. What you get. :evilsmile

It was decaffeinated. So good. As far as diet, that was the other guy.

[Cam63]

My mother-in-law is in town for the weekend, so I am going to have the antithesis of your weekend.

The woman makes me tired. So very very tired. If I wasn't so tired of thinking about her, I could write you paragraphs upon paragraphs of why she is so ridiculous (and these are just stories from today).

So, I am going to have to postpone my de-stressing weekend until next time. But I am thinking about having a stiff drink.

Have you told her how she makes you feel ?

[Reverend Smooth]

This has been one awful work week. Everything from schedule changes, personality clashes, and truly, suspect behavior. So now, I plan on de-stressing, cause people is cray-zay!!!

We should all have a de-stressing weekend.
No shit. But I gotta work. ^^; Party for me, mans.

[Dark Galaxy]

Have you told her how she makes you feel ?

I would, but she doesn't exactly live in the same universe as the rest of us. So, even if I told her, she wouldn't get it. Trust me.

I just put up with the two weekends a year she visits, and count myself lucky that it's not more.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Have you told her how she makes you feel ?

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Sorry Cam, that was really funny. :)

[Lester C.]

I just beat Front Mission 4. Nothing feels better than putting a side winding misile in your oppenets Wanzer. Now it's on to Xenosaga 1 2 and 3 or Suikoden 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and Tactics. I haven't decided yet. Hell I may even dig out my Shen Megami games.

[Night Swordsman]

I just beat Front Mission 4. Nothing feels better than putting a side winding misile in your oppenets Wanzer. Now it's on to Xenosaga 1 2 and 3 or Suikoden 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and Tactics. I haven't decided yet. Hell I may even dig out my Shen Megami games.

How about reading a book? :rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

How about reading a book? :rolleyes:

I read two to three books a week but only at work or the gym. When I'm home I only play video games or post on the net. I'm just quirky that way.

[Lester C.]

I'm going with the Shin Megami. The digital devil saga duology rather rather than the Nocturne games which haven't held up as well. After I go to the gym of course.

[Hybrid2]

Good weekend so far.

Played a lot of CoH.
watched some Stargate.

Relaxed.

Untill my sister dumped her kids here,for the night.She cant clean the hose with them around apparently.Deadbeat boyfriend is no help.(she leave them with him alone for a few hours and someone called the cops.:evilangry)
1 and 2 year old. been screaming all night since 4AM.

Today i go to look around at the flee market.far from town, not sure if i should bring them or not.

[heystacy]

No shit. But I gotta work. ^^; Party for me, mans.

Will do. Talking to my friends help take some of the stress off too.

[Lester C.]

The best thing I've found for stress is exercise. You go to the gym pissed off and leave with a tranquil state of mind.

[heystacy]

I really wanted to de-stress because work has been very rough. At the end of the quarter my shift changed, and I now work days for about one more week.

I have found some people are a different breed of peeps during the day. Very petty, insecure, and extremely passive-aggressive. I've gotten the silent treatment, the sneak out to lunch treatment, and the smile in Stacy's face while I bitch about him behind his back treatment. What could have been a simple shift change has become something of a nightmare. I miss my night shift already. :(

Still, I take my duties very seriously, voice my opinions as needed, and assert my authority also as needed (which is often). Me being me is pissing some people off. However, my supervisors are not complaining, which is the real bottom line.

I can say I was able to shake off a lot of the stress, and enjoy my week-end. I can at least go back to work with renewed strength. It's just one more week. It's time for some music. I may even cook some burgers today.

[heystacy]

The best thing I've found for stress is exercise. You go to the gym pissed off and leave with a tranquil state of mind.

You may be onto something there.

[Aggie]

I really wanted to de-stress because work has been very rough. At the end of the quarter my shift changed, and I now work days for about one more week.

I have found some people are a different breed of peeps during the day. Very petty, insecure, and extremely passive-aggressive. I've gotten the silent treatment, the sneak out to lunch treatment, and the smile in Stacy's face while I bitch about him behind his back treatment. What could have been a simple shift change has become something of a nightmare. I miss my night shift already. :(

Still, I take my duties very seriously, voice my opinions as needed, and assert my authority also as needed (which is often). Me being me is pissing some people off. However, my supervisors are not complaining, which is the real bottom line.

I can say I was able to shake off a lot of the stress, and enjoy my week-end. I can at least go back to work with renewed strength. It's just one more week. It's time for some music. I may even cook some burgers today.

in situations like this, i would use my unique skills to embarrass the crap out of said offenders...and i do speak from experience...but i am extremely vindictive and have a strong sense of indignation, while you seem to be a pretty nice guy stacy, so maybe this isn't the best advise to give...i guess you can just ignore everything i just said...so, burgers and music huh...i find sade to be extremely de-stressful...:)

[heystacy]

in situations like this, i would use my unique skills to embarrass the crap out of said offenders...and i do speak from experience...but i am extremely vindictive and have a strong sense of indignation, while you seem to be a pretty nice guy stacy, so maybe this isn't the best advise to give...i guess you can just ignore everything i just said...so, burgers and music huh...i find sade to be extremely de-stressful...:)

The problem is stemming from me exercising authority, and that has bothered the hell out of some people. I played it cool because as long as my supervisors aren't pissed off, I know I'm good.

I noticed that the offending parties refuse to address anything directly. The admin team has pissed them off, and they don't want to open their mouths and talk.

Sade will put me to sleep, she is rich and mellow. Ended up listening to a mix of songs, which is good.

[Aggie]

The problem is stemming from me exercising authority, and that has bothered the hell out of some people. I played it cool because as long as my supervisors aren't pissed off, I know I'm good.

I noticed that the offending parties refuse to address anything directly. The admin team has pissed them off, and they don't want to open their mouths and talk.

Sade will put me to sleep, she is rich and mellow. Ended up listening to a mix of songs, which is good.

this is why i actively pursue minimum responsibility in the work place...it's just too much of a hassle and you wind up having days like this...but it sounds like you work w/ some pretty shady people stacy...it's messed up when you have to worry about back stabbers as well as performing your duties as well...in any event, i hope the coming week is a better one...:)

[heystacy]

this is why i actively pursue minimum responsibility in the work place...it's just too much of a hassle and you wind up having days like this...but it sounds like you work w/ some pretty shady people stacy...it's messed up when you have to worry about back stabbers as well as performing your duties as well...in any event, i hope the coming week is a better one...:)

After venting with friends, I was able to purge the foolishness. my eyes are open though, so I won't be blindsided like this again. Sadly, I expected the admin team to give me grief (as always), but it was the co-workers. We are all in the same boat, but I guess not.

I ain't worried about them anymore, and I will be fine. Thanks for you concern and words. It does me good to talk it out. :)

[Night Swordsman]

Good weekend so far.

Played a lot of CoH.
watched some Stargate.

Relaxed.

Untill my sister dumped her kids here,for the night.She cant clean the hose with them around apparently.Deadbeat boyfriend is no help.(she leave them with him alone for a few hours and someone called the cops.:evilangry)
1 and 2 year old. been screaming all night since 4AM.

Today i go to look around at the flee market.far from town, not sure if i should bring them or not.


Bring Muzzles,and all should go well! :p

[Night Swordsman]

You may be onto something there.

He is. Exercise,especially weight training and martial arts,are great stress relievers to work out angry moods. Very relaxing.

Sigh...i miss them. :(

[Night Swordsman]

The problem is stemming from me exercising authority, and that has bothered the hell out of some people. I played it cool because as long as my supervisors aren't pissed off, I know I'm good.

I noticed that the offending parties refuse to address anything directly. The admin team has pissed them off, and they don't want to open their mouths and talk.

Sade will put me to sleep, she is rich and mellow. Ended up listening to a mix of songs, which is good.

I consider Sade,along with Faith Hill,to be among the worst singers of all time.

Seriously. If i never hear Diamond Life or,most importantly, "This Kiss" EVER again,i will be eternally grateful.

It figures Aggie would like Sade. Evwil.

[Night Swordsman]

After venting with friends, I was able to purge the foolishness. my eyes are open though, so I won't be blindsided like this again. Sadly, I expected the admin team to give me grief (as always), but it was the co-workers. We are all in the same boat, but I guess not.

I ain't worried about them anymore, and I will be fine. Thanks for you concern and words. It does me good to talk it out. :)


<Gives you ONE..and ONLY One,Latte with extra expresso for having a rough week. Because i care.>

Don't you DARE get all emotionabubble on me.

[heystacy]

<Gives you ONE..and ONLY One,Latte with extra expresso for having a rough week. Because i care.>

Thanks. ;) Can I add hazelnut or vanilla? Pretty please? :D

Don't you DARE get all emotionabubble on me.

We shall see about that Mr. LOL

[heystacy]

I consider Sade,along with Faith Hill,to be among the worst singers of all time.

Seriously. If i never hear Diamond Life or,most importantly, "This Kiss" EVER again,i will be eternally grateful.

It figures Aggie would like Sade. Evwil.

I didn't like Sade back in the day, but I found myself liking her music. Very mellow. I can't play her music in the car. Too mellow. It lulls me to sleep.

[Lester C.]

I was going to type Yabs but I often look at my posts and feel like dog shit hence the reson I go on strike so much.:(

[heystacy]

I was going to type Yabs but I often look at my posts and feel like dog shit hence the reson I go on strike so much.:(

:confused: Elaborate please. :confused:

[Lester C.]

:confused: Elaborate please. :confused:

I have a very dark sense of humor. When I look at a post that, instead of being funny like I thought it was, was instead mean, vicious and cruel. When that happens I realize that I may have made someone I consider a friend fell like dog shit. That it turns makes me feel like dog shit and I wonder if everyone wouldn't be better off if I just stopped posting.

[heystacy]

I have a very dark sense of humor. When I look at a post that, instead of being funny like I thought it was, was instead mean, vicious and cruel. When that happens I realize that I may have made someone I consider a friend fell like dog shit. That it turns makes me feel like dog shit and I wonder if everyone wouldn't be better off if I just stopped posting.

You simply need to temper your responses. We all have varied senses of humor which we all temper. I'm not sure I even follow the joke or what it was suppose to refer to.

You should also focus on things you are good at, such as you have plenty of knowledge, and you can be very funny at times.

Stop wondering if we're better off. We'd tell you if you were terrible.

[Aggie]

I consider Sade,along with Faith Hill,to be among the worst singers of all time.

Seriously. If i never hear Diamond Life or,most importantly, "This Kiss" EVER again,i will be eternally grateful.

It figures Aggie would like Sade. Evwil.


you're dead to me....:cool:

[Aggie]

I have a very dark sense of humor. When I look at a post that, instead of being funny like I thought it was, was instead mean, vicious and cruel. When that happens I realize that I may have made someone I consider a friend fell like dog shit. That it turns makes me feel like dog shit and I wonder if everyone wouldn't be better off if I just stopped posting.

dude half the crap i post makes little to no sense whatsoever, but it's all in good fun and i think that comes across...i think if someone doesn't get your humor, then they just don't get...a lot of us do get it, and that's how it comes across...at least that's how i read it...the important thing is, you make me
laugh and that pretty much all that really matters...;)

[Hybrid2]

Bring Muzzles,and all should go well! :p

Good idea.

Trip did'nt go so well.
They sleep all the way going to the flee market,45 minute drive, but where awake all the way back.

Never again.

The 2 year old got out of her chair and started jumping all over...and i could'nt stop the car anywhere. She wanted to get in the front seat,then on me. finally could park and tie her better. other baby did'nt stop crying. is Dodo fell down.

i'm not having kids anytime soon...not that i have a choice.

[Night Swordsman]

dude half the crap i post makes little to no sense whatsoever, but it's all in good fun and i think that comes across...i think if someone doesn't get your humor, then they just don't get...a lot of us do get it, and that's how it comes across...at least that's how i read it...the important thing is, you make me
laugh and that pretty much all that really matters...;)

You make Aggie laugh and she makes me dead.

This is bizzaro-Yabs,right? :confused:

[heystacy]

You make Aggie laugh and she makes me dead.

This is bizzaro-Yabs,right? :confused:

Don't joke, I'm now Bizzaro Lester! :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Don't joke, I'm now Bizzaro Lester! :eek:

That is actually the first thing to MAKE sense about all of this.

No WONDER Shisho runs off on the weekends. That,and her bf. :D

[heystacy]

That is actually the first thing to MAKE sense about all of this.

No WONDER Shisho runs off on the weekends. That,and her bf. :D

It does? The universe is so weird.

[Night Swordsman]

It does? The universe is so weird.

You STARTED this 'universe',forever known as Earth 52¼.

And let me guess,Darth Tommy is your father. :rolleyes:



And who the heck LIKES Sade anyway? Eww. But at least she had ONE decent song.

[heystacy]

You STARTED this 'universe',forever known as Earth 52¼.

And let me guess,Darth Tommy is your father. :rolleyes:



And who the heck LIKES Sade anyway? Eww. But at least she had ONE decent song.

That's cold man, cold. :p

[Night Swordsman]

That's cold man, cold. :p

<Hands Stacy a Parka and Gloves>


What can i say,i'm a giver. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

You make Aggie laugh and she makes me dead.

This is bizzaro-Yabs,right? :confused:

yeah well he wasn't foolish enough to insult sade...:p

[Night Swordsman]

yeah well he wasn't foolish enough to insult sade...:p

Hmm. The age would be about right.

Has anyone ever seen Sade and Aggie in the same room...together? You don't think that...:eek:

[Lester C.]

You make Aggie laugh and she makes me dead.

This is bizzaro-Yabs,right? :confused:

It's the golden rule. Do until others as you would avoid unto yourself. Or as Frank Castle would say, 'Don't look a man in the eyes when you can shoot him in the back.'

[Aggie]

Hmm. The age would be about right.

Has anyone ever seen Sade and Aggie in the same room...together? You don't think that...:eek:

trust me if you ever did, it would put pam and tommy lee to shame...:evilsmile

[Dark Galaxy]

YAY!

We just dropped my mother-in-law off at the airport.



You may carry on now.

[Night Swordsman]

YAY!

We just dropped my mother-in-law off at the airport.



You may carry on now.

And here i thought you carried her OFF now. :D

Congrats,and may V-Mom Day be a fun one at your house. Until the next invasion.

Or is it outbreak? :p

[Cam63]

Did you slow the car down this time ?

[Aggie]

It's the golden rule. Do until others as you would avoid unto yourself. Or as Frank Castle would say, 'Don't look a man in the eyes when you can shoot him in the back.'

dude...you're taking philosophical inspiration from the punisher??

[Night Swordsman]

dude...you're taking philosophical inspiration from the punisher??

Lester is a very Frank man. His home is his Castle. And he is probably big on capital Punishment. :D


(Notice Heystacy...these were NOT directed to you....:) )

[Aggie]

Lester is a very Frank man. His home is his Castle. And he is probably big on capital Punishment. :D


(Notice Heystacy...these were NOT directed to you....:) )


i'm gonna do something just for you night kitty...:evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

i'm gonna do something just for you night kitty...:evilsmile

Does it involve your Catwoman costume? :D

[Aggie]

Does it involve your Catwoman costume? :D


only in *your* dreams paly...:rolleyes:

now i must away and scrub the knowledge of that movie out of my fragile little mind...

[Night Swordsman]

only in *your* dreams paly...:rolleyes:

now i must away and scrub the knowledge of that movie out of my fragile little mind...

You like Sade and dislike Michelle Pfiefer's Catwoman?

Yep..Aggie is from Lester-World. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

You like Sade and dislike Michelle Pfiefer's Catwoman?

Yep..Aggie is from Lester-World. :rolleyes:

dammit...i thought you were talking about the *other* catwoman...specify dammit...hell i almost bought a whip after seeing batman returns...talk about a de-stresser...:evilsmile

i think i'm just gonna hang w/ DG since she seems to be partying and leave you boys to your geekery...:rolleyes:

[Shisho]

That is actually the first thing to MAKE sense about all of this.

No WONDER Shisho runs off on the weekends. That,and her bf. :D

I can't watch you kids all the time, can I? ;)

[KevinTBrown]

De-stressing weekend???? What's that? I'll just be glad when June is over and done with....

Every freakin' weekend I'm driving back and forth between the Chicago area and St. Louis area. My mother-in-law is moving to be nearer to my wife and me, so my wife and I are going down to help her pack. The move is July 1st....

Wake me when it's '08, 'k?

[MartinRedmond]

What I do to de-stress is sometimes I play tourist in my own city. I really like the Botanical Gardens.

[Lester C.]

dude...you're taking philosophical inspiration from the punisher??

More like Garth "God" Ennis speaking through The Punisher. I read The Boys last weekend the way white people read Unlimited Power for motivation and inspiration.

[Aggie]

What I do to de-stress is sometimes I play tourist in my own city. I really like the Botanical Gardens.

do the tourists know??

[Aggie]

More like Garth "God" Ennis speaking through The Punisher. I read The Boys last weekend the way white people read Unlimited Power for motivation and inspiration.

you're a sick pup lester...but i like 'em that way...;)

[Lester C.]

you're a sick pup lester...but i like 'em that way...;)

You can't read all nine volumes of Preacher and NOT come out a changed man.:)

[Azrael52]

My wife and I have been planning on having a stress-free weekend at the beach for awhile now. 4 weekends ago: She was sick, 3 weekends ago, I was sick, 2 weekends ago, the foster kid was sick with high, high fever and we had to take him to the emergency room. This whole past weekend, I've been bad sick. Monday night, my fever went up to 102.5 and stayed there until about 11:00 the next day. Then, my fever gradually came down. I haven't ran a fever since then, but it left me with some big-ass blisters on the back of my throat and red whelps all over the roof of my mouth. They've all but gone away, now (I'm tired of eating nothing but Chicken Noodle Soup and having to go to the bathroom 6 times a day). This upcoming weekend, I plan on possibly going bowling Friday, going to the lake Saturday day, going to Eric's Saturday night, then going to my family get-together for Father's Day, and then maybe playing some Chess with dad that night. Is that too busy to be de-stressing?

[heystacy]

<Hands Stacy a Parka and Gloves>


What can i say,i'm a giver. :rolleyes:

No more giving!

[heystacy]

YAY!

We just dropped my mother-in-law off at the airport.



You may carry on now.

Congrats. :cool: More de-stressing.

[Dark Galaxy]

Congrats. :cool: More de-stressing.

I did manage to catch a movie Saturday night (by myself) after we dropped her off at the hotel for the night, and managed to play a little bit of City of Heroes while she was sitting on the couch talking to her son about why he doesn't know what he is talking about, and she is right about everything. So, it wasn't horrible 24 hours a day.

Overall it wasn't the worse visit ever. She was really damn interested in all that was going on with Paris Hilton, so that distracted her a bit. It wasn't as bad as the time she talked for 7 hours about when she dies. She wasn't sick or anything, that's just the kind of stuff she likes to talk about. There is no way in words I can really describe the overprotective, alarmist, self centered, self absorbed universe she lives in.

The example I like to give people so they understand how this former 1st grade teacher treats her son (and others) like he is still in the first grade is:

The first time he had to drive from Portland (where he had recently moved) to his hometown (about 300 miles away) his mom was nice enough to write out some directions for him. God knows he is way too stupid to look at a map. To get to his hometown you basically need to get on one freeway, then get onto a different freeway, drive 300 miles, take and exit and turn left. Seriously. But her directions were 10 step numbered instructions that included which places he needed to stop and get gas (so his tank wouldn't get below a 1/4 tank because that isn't good for your car), and where he should stop and go to the bathroom.

Okay, my apologies. Venting session over.

Time to have a de-stressing week. I think I shall now go fight some crime on City of Heroes.

[Dark Galaxy]

Freaking double post.

[heystacy]

I did manage to catch a movie Saturday night (by myself) after we dropped her off at the hotel for the night, and managed to play a little bit of City of Heroes while she was sitting on the couch talking to her son about why he doesn't know what he is talking about, and she is right about everything. So, it wasn't horrible 24 hours a day.

Overall it wasn't the worse visit ever. She was really damn interested in all that was going on with Paris Hilton, so that distracted her a bit. It wasn't as bad as the time she talked for 7 hours about when she dies. She wasn't sick or anything, that's just the kind of stuff she likes to talk about. There is no way in words I can really describe the overprotective, alarmist, self centered, self absorbed universe she lives in.

The example I like to give people so they understand how this former 1st grade teacher treats her son (and others) like he is still in the first grade is:

The first time he had to drive from Portland (where he had recently moved) to his hometown (about 300 miles away) his mom was nice enough to write out some directions for him. God knows he is way too stupid to look at a map. To get to his hometown you basically need to get on one freeway, then get onto a different freeway, drive 300 miles, take and exit and turn left. Seriously. But her directions were 10 step numbered instructions that included which places he needed to stop and get gas (so his tank wouldn't get below a 1/4 tank because that isn't good for your car), and where he should stop and go to the bathroom.

Okay, my apologies. Venting session over.

Time to have a de-stressing week. I think I shall now go fight some crime on City of Heroes.

Getting stress out rocks! :cool: Venting is cool. Sometimes we need to let it out.

[DocAbsurd]

I missed the week-end de-stressification; Saturday was clothes shopping with the Things, and if you've never been shopping for summer-wear with children let me assure you running across 3 sections of Kohl's does not equal relaxation. Even if I did sneak some clothes for myself. Yesterday I had to walk up to the grocery store and back with my Things and their friend. And while they were actually well-behaved, constantly warning them to 'back away from the street' and 'stop running ahead of me' and 'don't squeeze the bread' gets on your nerves pretty bloody fast.

But I managed to sneak some de-stressification in today.

For the first time in 2 years, I got to plant a garden. Granted, most of it is in containers on the porch, but it's still gardening. I cleared out a 10' x 1½' section in front of the porch, digging out the over-grown grass with nothing more than a hand-hoe and claw; even pulled out a dead shrub for a bit more room. I'm trying one of those 'roll-out' flower beds, where the seeds are contained in a long fertilized carpet. I've also got 3 small containers full of mixed seeds. And hanging off the railing are 2 window containers, with tomatoes, jalapenos, cucumbers and a few herbs.

My arms are scratched and infected; my hands won't flex; my back is toasted. But, dammit, I feel good.

[Lester C.]

I did manage to catch a movie Saturday night (by myself) after we dropped her off at the hotel for the night, and managed to play a little bit of City of Heroes while she was sitting on the couch talking to her son about why he doesn't know what he is talking about, and she is right about everything. So, it wasn't horrible 24 hours a day.

Overall it wasn't the worse visit ever. She was really damn interested in all that was going on with Paris Hilton, so that distracted her a bit. It wasn't as bad as the time she talked for 7 hours about when she dies. She wasn't sick or anything, that's just the kind of stuff she likes to talk about. There is no way in words I can really describe the overprotective, alarmist, self centered, self absorbed universe she lives in.

The example I like to give people so they understand how this former 1st grade teacher treats her son (and others) like he is still in the first grade is:

The first time he had to drive from Portland (where he had recently moved) to his hometown (about 300 miles away) his mom was nice enough to write out some directions for him. God knows he is way too stupid to look at a map. To get to his hometown you basically need to get on one freeway, then get onto a different freeway, drive 300 miles, take and exit and turn left. Seriously. But her directions were 10 step numbered instructions that included which places he needed to stop and get gas (so his tank wouldn't get below a 1/4 tank because that isn't good for your car), and where he should stop and go to the bathroom.

Okay, my apologies. Venting session over.

Time to have a de-stressing week. I think I shall now go fight some crime on City of Heroes.

At least she lives far away and not next door.

[Night Swordsman]

DG...you seem to have survived the visit. How did CFT fare? :D It sounds like he took the brunt of the damage for you.


I think he deserves a special treat sometime when things calm down!


(CFT-No need to thank me...just looking out for you! :) )

[Lester C.]

DG...you seem to have survived the visit. How did CFT fare? :D It sounds like he took the brunt of the damage for you.


I think he deserves a special treat sometime when things calm down!


(CFT-No need to thank me...just looking out for you! :) )

It's HIS mother. If anything DG is going to take it out on CFT and it's all YOUR fault for suggesting it.

[Aggie]

damn...sounds like az and DG both need vacations...:(

[Azrael52]

Where should we go, DG? CFT's not coming, too, is he? He kinda . . . has a thing with hugging my . . . er . . . nuts.:o

[Aggie]

Where should we go, DG? CFT's not coming, too, is he? He kinda . . . has a thing with hugging my . . . er . . . nuts.:o

now that's a degrassi "it goes there moment"...
:eek:

[Night Swordsman]

now that's a degrassi "it goes there moment"...
:eek:

You do go with themes,eh? Degrassi this,CSI that,South Park this,what's next?

And how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? :rolleyes:

[Reverend Smooth]

Nothing wrong with being in tune with pop culture, especially 80s and 90s pop culture. ^_^

[Cream Filled Taco]

she was sitting on the couch talking to her son about why he doesn't know what he is talking about, and she is right about everything.

Yeah, that was awesome! I love it when she violently questions everything I try to help her with on her laptop. What with her barely being able to run a web browser, and me being a senior software developer, it all makes perfect sense!

[Cream Filled Taco]

The first time he had to drive from Portland (where he had recently moved) to his hometown (about 300 miles away) his mom was nice enough to write out some directions for him. God knows he is way too stupid to look at a map. To get to his hometown you basically need to get on one freeway, then get onto a different freeway, drive 300 miles, take and exit and turn left. Seriously. But her directions were 10 step numbered instructions that included which places he needed to stop and get gas (so his tank wouldn't get below a 1/4 tank because that isn't good for your car), and where he should stop and go to the bathroom.

I think the directions I actually followed were:
1. Take a leak before leaving town.
2. Get gas.
3. Get on freeway 1.
4. Get on freeway 2.
5. Drive straight.
5. Left at exit.
6. Arrive, and turn off brain.

[Cream Filled Taco]

DG...you seem to have survived the visit. How did CFT fare?

Rather than explain how I tolerate my mom, here's a six page comic I wrote a few years ago that is a spot-on snapshot of our relationship.
http://www.monkeyspit.net/comics/mamasboy/MamasBoy1.php

Most of the time, I tune out most everything she says, as she yammers about things no normal human being would give a shit about, for hours at a time. Of course, there are times, when her issues overwhelm the patience I'm willing to give them, and she gets a verbal slap-down...which she promptly downplays, but it at least temporarily snaps her out of her current idiotic tangent.


I think he deserves a special treat sometime when things calm down!

Two even!

[Cream Filled Taco]

It's HIS mother. If anything DG is going to take it out on CFT and it's all YOUR fault for suggesting it.

It's not MY fault she's crazy!!!

[Cream Filled Taco]

Where should we go, DG? CFT's not coming, too, is he? He kinda . . . has a thing with hugging my . . . er . . . nuts.:o

*snuggles*

[Night Swordsman]

Rather than explain how I tolerate my mom, here's a six page comic I wrote a few years ago that is a spot-on snapshot of our relationship.
http://www.monkeyspit.net/comics/mamasboy/MamasBoy1.php

Most of the time, I tune out most everything she says, as she yammers about things no normal human being would give a shit about, for hours at a time. Of course, there are times, when her issues overwhelm the patience I'm willing to give them, and she gets a verbal slap-down...which she promptly downplays, but it at least temporarily snaps her out of her current idiotic tangent.



Two even!


AHA! I KNEW You were Captain Justice! I'm going to tell and become rich and famous now! MUAAHAHAHAHAH! :D

[Aggie]

Nothing wrong with being in tune with pop culture, especially 80s and 90s pop culture. ^_^



thanks rev...the night kitty is baiting me...but i'll fix his clock when the time is right...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

thanks rev...the night kitty is baiting me...but i'll fix his clock when the time is right...:cool:

Nope. I am not even in the same level as you are in baiting people. You truly are the master baiter. :D (told ya,on my terms).

[Aggie]

Nope. I am not even in the same level as you are in baiting people. You truly are the master baiter. :D (told ya,on my terms).

dude...you're about 3 hours too late for that post...:rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

dude...you're about 3 hours too late for that post...:rolleyes:

I post when i post,i pun when i pun,and will keep doing so till my daddy takes my t-bird away. :)

Who do you think you are? Butters? ;)

[Lester C.]

It's not MY fault she's crazy!!!

Look at it this way. I'm jealous of you. My mom was the exact opposite of your overbearing mom. She gave me and my brother no attention and left us when I was four and he was 1.

[Shisho]

Okay, now that I'm a little recovered, I can have fun with you guys and join the conversation. See, I had an extremely unstressful weekend, but I was paying for it yesterday. There was vodka involved, and some rum, and lots of carrying on like a college kid. Sadly, I'm not a college kid anymore, so trying to deal with patrons while nursing a semi-hangover...not so much with the happy time. Thank goodness yesterday was a slow day. On the bright side though, my sweetie and I had a very fun weekend. :D

And if you're still looking for ways to de-stress, I recommend the original Devil May Cry. Lots of killing with cool guns and shiny, pointy weapons. Always a good time.

[Aggie]

Okay, now that I'm a little recovered, I can have fun with you guys and join the conversation. See, I had an extremely unstressful weekend, but I was paying for it yesterday. There was vodka involved, and some rum, and lots of carrying on like a college kid. Sadly, I'm not a college kid anymore, so trying to deal with patrons while nursing a semi-hangover...not so much with the happy time. Thank goodness yesterday was a slow day. On the bright side though, my sweetie and I had a very fun weekend. :D

And if you're still looking for ways to de-stress, I recommend the original Devil May Cry. Lots of killing with cool guns and shiny, pointy weapons. Always a good time.


sauced up librarians are HOTT!!™

[Shisho]

sauced up librarians are HOTT!!™

[Slurry drunkspeak] Lepth me geth that book for you thir. Wait *hic* I cant theme to find it. *Giggle.* Dunno. Maybe over the--whoopsie!

*falls over*

*passes out*

;)

[Azrael52]

*snuggles*

I'll never look at fabric softener the same again.

[Azrael52]

And how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? :rolleyes:

It's April and they're Fools. That must mean that Season Three has finally started.

Get the April Fools Episode here (http://www.ericandrayshow.com/episodes/april-fools07.wmv)!

Season Three Episode One will go up next weekend.

Just click on the link for your answer.

Ray

[heystacy]

The job still sucks by way of admin team and their backwards thinking. I think its time for some days off.

Maximize my de-stress time.

[Aggie]

[Slurry drunkspeak] Lepth me geth that book for you thir. Wait *hic* I cant theme to find it. *Giggle.* Dunno. Maybe over the--whoopsie!

*falls over*

*passes out*

;)


passed out, sauced up, fallin' down drunk librarians are even HOTTER!!™...;)

[Aggie]

The job still sucks by way of admin team and their backwards thinking. I think its time for some days off.

Maximize my de-stress time.

word...space and perspective mon amis...:)

[heystacy]

word...space and perspective mon amis...:)

I'm gonna need it.

[Night Swordsman]

passed out, sauced up, fallin' down drunk librarians are even HOTTER!!™...;)

No taking advantage of her in that condition,you. :rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

In all seriousness,and as some of you might of noticed,i was on most of the last two days(on YABS). The reason being as i am going to be MUCH busier,as i am going to be doing two FULL workloads at work at the same time. So i relaxed and had fun.

Fun is now over. I will barely be online much. A couple of posts a day at most,if that. Was nice seeing you all,and was fun teasin' da Aggie. Please do not let her take control of YABS while i am away. If you can. :rolleyes:


Buhbye now.

[Aggie]

No taking advantage of her in that condition,you. :rolleyes:

you know, i do have some sense of honor...:rolleyes:

In all seriousness,and as some of you might of noticed,i was on most of the last two days(on YABS). The reason being as i am going to be MUCH busier,as i am going to be doing two FULL workloads at work at the same time. So i relaxed and had fun.

Fun is now over. I will barely be online much. A couple of posts a day at most,if that. Was nice seeing you all,and was fun teasin' da Aggie. Please do not let her take control of YABS while i am away. If you can.


Buhbye now.

i'll hold the fort down until you get back night kitty...:)

[heystacy]

I want to hold down the fort. Dammit. :(

[Lester C.]

passed out, sauced up, fallin' down drunk librarians are even HOTTER!!™...;)

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Lester C.]

I want to hold down the fort. Dammit. :(

Hey Stacy versus a fort about to fall down. No disrespect but I've got twenty on the fort.

[heystacy]

Hey Stacy versus a fort about to fall down. No disrespect but I've got twenty on the fort.

SILENCE!!!!!

So Says Heystacy!!!!! :evilsmile

[Lester C.]

I'm learning Japanese. I spend eight hours at work studying the language. My point is that in working towards my goals, rather than worrying about them I take the stress off even though I haven't accomplished them it.

[heystacy]

I'm learning Japanese. I spend eight hours at work studying the language. My point is that in working towards my goals, rather than worrying about them I take the stress off even though I haven't accomplished them it.

Are you going all Zen on me?

[Lester C.]

Are you going all Zen on me?

No, but I can now communicate in Hirgana and Katakana. Kanji still eludes me.

Speaking of which do you know Kanji so fucking hard?:mad: 1500 hundred years ago the Japanese had no written language so they used the Chinese, pain in the ass system, to write and while they changed it to adopt the language as their own, they still use it. Can you imangine how much easier it would be on all of us, if they had decided to steal Latin or Spanish as their own language rather than Kanji?

And while I'm bitching about Japanese why do they leave the subject out of their sentences? That pisses me off because even if you translate something it's still hard to grasp the context as the subject is presumed to be understood rather than explained.:mad:

[heystacy]

No, but I can now communicate in Hirgana and Katakana. Kanji still eludes me.

Speaking of which do you know Kanji so fucking hard?:mad: 1500 hundred years ago the Japanese had no written language so they used the Chinese, pain in the ass system, to write and while they changed it to adopt the language as their own, they still use it. Can you imangine how much easier it would be on all of us, if they had decided to steal Latin or Spanish as their own language rather than Kanji?

And while I'm bitching about Japanese why do they leave the subject out of their sentences? That pisses me off because even if you translate something it's still hard to grasp the context as the subject is presumed to be understood rather than explained.:mad:

I thought about learning Japanese or Chinese, as many of my work study students are from Asian countries. That and my love of anime and manga. However, I think my plate is full.

[heystacy]

The dreaded two weeks is ovah. Now I can enjoy the silence of this weekend, ignoring the fact that next week the quarter starts. ;)

[Lester C.]

I thought about learning Japanese or Chinese, as many of my work study students are from Asian countries. That and my love of anime and manga. However, I think my plate is full.

Even in China they have problems talking to each other because the language can very wildly from province to another. As far as learning Japanese is concerned it's easy. First learn Kana. Then learn Kanji. Finally learn the vocabulary and grammer the rules of which are much simpler then they are in English. And remember Flash Cards are your friends.:)

[heystacy]

Even in China they have problems talking to each other because the language can very wildly from province to another. As far as learning Japanese is concerned it's easy. First learn Kana. Then learn Kanji. Finally learn the vocabulary and grammer the rules of which are much simpler then they are in English. And remember Flash Cards are your friends.:)

Thanx for the info. This should prove interesting.

[Lester C.]

Thanx for the info. This should prove interesting.

Also if you are learning another language be careful about the book you buy. Most books are written with the assumption that you are in a classroom, and are horrible for self study. If you are interested in learning Japanese here is what I recomend.
http://www.stonebridge.com/JAPANMANGAWAY/jmw.html

and

http://www.amazon.com/Kana-Flashcards-Max-Hodges/dp/0974869430/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-6011529-4140154?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1181964654&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Kanji-Flashcards-Vol-Third/dp/0974869449/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-6011529-4140154?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1181964686&sr=1-2

Finally buy thousands upon thousands of flash cards. The only reason why I don't simply make flashcards of Kana and Kanji is that you want to learn it the way it looks not the way you draw it.

Finally here is the best part about learning Japenese. You don't have to be able to write it in order to read and communicate in it fluently. And I'm sorry about all the typos but I don't have spell check here.

[Aggie]

i had 4 years of mandarin in high school and took french in college...learning mandarin was easier...mandarin chinese is surprisingly easy to learn because there isn't an actual grammatical structure...though you do have to be mindful of tonal modulation other wise you could be calling someone's mother a horse and that's frown upon...unfortunately, i've pretty much forgotten most of what i learnt...:(

[heystacy]

i had 4 years of mandarin in high school and took french in college...learning mandarin was easier...mandarin chinese is surprisingly easy to learn because there isn't an actual grammatical structure...though you do have to be mindful of tonal modulation other wise you could be calling someone's mother a horse and that's frown upon...unfortunately, i've pretty much forgotten most of what i learnt...:(


A friend couldn't say the word "Mandarin." Instead of saying "man-da-rin," She always said "man-darin." It makes me chuckle when ever I see the or hear the word. :cool:

[heystacy]

Also if you are learning another language be careful about the book you buy. Most books are written with the assumption that you are in a classroom, and are horrible for self study. If you are interested in learning Japanese here is what I recomend.
http://www.stonebridge.com/JAPANMANGAWAY/jmw.html

and

http://www.amazon.com/Kana-Flashcards-Max-Hodges/dp/0974869430/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-6011529-4140154?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1181964654&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Kanji-Flashcards-Vol-Third/dp/0974869449/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-6011529-4140154?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1181964686&sr=1-2

Finally buy thousands upon thousands of flash cards. The only reason why I don't simply make flashcards of Kana and Kanji is that you want to learn it the way it looks not the way you draw it.

Finally here is the best part about learning Japenese. You don't have to be able to write it in order to read and communicate in it fluently. And I'm sorry about all the typos but I don't have spell check here.

All this info. I will become a man of mystery with my knowledge. ;)

[Aggie]

A friend couldn't say the word "Mandarin." Instead of saying "man-da-rin," She always said "man-darin." It makes me chuckle when ever I see the or hear the word. :cool:

kinda sounds like when my grandpop says "mayonnaise"...which grosses me out...:eek:

BTW...the avatar is très cool...:)

[heystacy]

kinda sounds like when my grandpop says "mayonnaise"...which grosses me out...:eek:

BTW...the avatar is très cool...:)

LOL It does take the word to a new level, no?

Thanks about the avatar. :cool:

[Lester C.]

LOL It does take the word to a new level, no?

Thanks about the avatar. :cool:

:evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile

[heystacy]

:evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile

Your point is? :confused:

[Lester C.]

Your point is? :confused:

I forgot.:confused:

[Night Swordsman]

The point is that petting cats and dogs will seriously lower your blood pressure and help reduce the chances of heart disease and lower your chance of having strokes.

Pets: Nature's friends helping you help yourself.

[heystacy]

I forgot.:confused:

You're still in Bizzaro heystacy mode. :eek:

[heystacy]

The point is that petting cats and dogs will seriously lower your blood pressure and help reduce the chances of heart disease and lower your chance of having strokes.

Pets: Nature's friends helping you help yourself.

I miss having a cat. :(

[Aggie]

You're still in Bizzaro heystacy mode. :eek:

i think he's SWF'n you stacy...:eek:

[heystacy]

i think he's SWF'n you stacy...:eek:

DAMN! That was one f'ed up movie! :eek:

Do I have to stop being me?

[Aggie]

DAMN! That was one f'ed up movie! :eek:

Do I have to stop being me?

well it's either that or stabbin' the crap outta him...6 of 1 1/2 a dozen of the other i 'sopse...:cool:

[heystacy]

well it's either that or stabbin' the crap outta him...6 of 1 1/2 a dozen of the other i 'sopse...:cool:

I so love having options. ;) LOL

So long as doesn't start blogging about his life as me, I'll be fine. LMAO!!!!

FAKE SWF'n BOLGGIN:

Tried the old heystacy avatar. I liked it. Then he went and got another one. Note to self: Take that one two. Went to s library and acted like I worked there. Was thrown out, but there are other libraries to pretend I work at. Made my own desk like the circ dept. Made people check out everything. Lent out DVD's with due date cards. Heystacy betta look out. He's not the only heystacy in the world.

[Night Swordsman]

I so love having options. ;) LOL

So long as doesn't start blogging about his life as me, I'll be fine. LMAO!!!!

FAKE SWF'n BOLGGIN:

If stabbing could not keep Movie Psycho slashers,ala Jason or Freddie down,how do you expect to keep down the LESTER. :eek: :rolleyes:

And you just KNOW that there is a library under seige right now by him,pretending to be you. It's his MO.

I blame CSI.

[heystacy]

If stabbing could not keep Movie Psycho slashers,ala Jason or Freddie down,how do you expect to keep down the LESTER. :eek: :rolleyes:

And you just KNOW that there is a library under seige right now by him,pretending to be you. It's his MO.

I blame CSI.

*strikes bad pose*

Then you know, this is a job for... *wait for it* CSI: YABS. :rolleyes:

So long as my music selections aren't copied I know I will be safe.

[Night Swordsman]

*strikes bad pose*

Then you know, this is a job for... *wait for it* CSI: YABS. :rolleyes:

So long as my music selections aren't copied I know I will be safe.

(replaces stacy's music with a copy of Vixen:Greatest Hits) :D

[heystacy]

(replaces stacy's music with a copy of Vixen:Greatest Hits) :D

Not possible. I have backups for backups.

*Replaces all of Night's music with Fergie's "Dutchess" CD.*

[Night Swordsman]

Not possible. I have backups for backups.

*Replaces all of Night's music with Fergie's "Dutchess" CD.*

All my music is vinyl or also has backups of backups of backups!

And your over near aggietown anyway. I'm safe from you. So neener. :p

[heystacy]

All my music is vinyl or also has backups of backups of backups!

And your over near aggietown anyway. I'm safe from you. So neener. :p

Vinyl? Do you mean all those frisbees I saw in your home? They broke so easy when I tossed a few, so I threw the rest away. :o

My bad. :evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

Vinyl? Do you mean all those frisbees I saw in your home? They broke so easy when I tossed a few, so I threw the rest away. :o

My bad. :evilsmile

Those were the fakes.to fool bad guys like you. Unlike your supply of gormet coffee beans. :evilsmile

[Aggie]

I so love having options. ;) LOL

So long as doesn't start blogging about his life as me, I'll be fine. LMAO!!!!

FAKE SWF'n BOLGGIN:

that was really funny...almost like that "cat blog"...i think it's cool that animals blog about their every day life too...but yeah, the coolest scene is in fatal attraction when ann archer walks into the bathroom all pimp like and shoots the crap outta glenn close...all she needed was a walkin' stick and a feathered fedora...:D

[Aggie]

Not possible. I have backups for backups.

*Replaces all of Night's music with Fergie's "Dutchess" CD.*

that's just ugly...:eek:

and not for nothing...fergie looks like the result of a bad trip to thailand...ewww....

[heystacy]

Those were the fakes.to fool bad guys like you. Unlike your supply of gormet coffee beans. :evilsmile

Don't you wish. :p

[heystacy]

that was really funny...almost like that "cat blog"...i think it's cool that animals blog about their every day life too...but yeah, the coolest scene is in fatal attraction when ann archer walks into the bathroom all pimp like and shoots the crap outta glenn close...all she needed was a walkin' stick and a feathered fedora...:D

LOL thanks.

Can't mess with the people on the streets.

"I said where's my money!"

[heystacy]

that's just ugly...:eek:

and not for nothing...fergie looks like the result of a bad trip to thailand...ewww....

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!

Now all day Night hears Fergilicious. :o

[Tommy]

Now all day Night hears Fergilicious. :o

Try to find the disturbing reason I posted this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZnWxzFMCHg)

[Lester C.]

My brother had his baby yesterday. He's ecstatic about it, but the poor bastard is going to need all the destressing tips he can get his hands on. Incidentally the kid looks exactly like me:eek: or at least that's what my brother says as I wont see the little one until next weekend.

[heystacy]

Try to find the disturbing reason I posted this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZnWxzFMCHg)

The video won't appear. I wait and I wait, and I wait...

[heystacy]

My brother had his baby yesterday. He's ecstatic about it, but the poor bastard is going to need all the destressing tips he can get his hands on. Incidentally the kid looks exactly like me:eek: or at least that's what my brother says as I wont see the little one until next weekend.

Parenting is a different kind of stress. I know for both parents its a great deal of work, and a lot of selflessness. In other words, the stress will pay off eventually for something better.

Well now, Uncle Lester. Remember you can spoil the child and give them back to the parents. It's what uncle's are for. Do wait until they are potty trained before you volunteer to babysit or you will have mad diaper/clean up duties.

[Lester C.]

Parenting is a different kind of stress. I know for both parents its a great deal of work, and a lot of selflessness. In other words, the stress will pay off eventually for something better.

Well now, Uncle Lester. Remember you can spoil the child and give them back to the parents. It's what uncle's are for. Do wait until they are potty trained before you volunteer to babysit or you will have mad diaper/clean up duties.

He lives in the city of Chicago and I live thirty miles away so fortunately I don't have to lie to get out of babysitting.:)

[heystacy]

He lives in the city of Chicago and I live thirty miles away so fortunately I don't have to lie to get out of babysitting.:)

You don't have to lie. A good parent/sibling will not force you to do something that you are unprepared for.

[Lester C.]

You don't have to lie. A good parent/sibling will not force you to do something that you are unprepared for.

It's not that I'm unprepared I just don't want to do it. If it's an emergency or something okay but there are reasons I've been very careful not to reproduce.

[heystacy]

It's not that I'm unprepared I just don't want to do it. If it's an emergency or something okay but there are reasons I've been very careful not to reproduce.

I'm not saying you can't. But why would you, unless you had to? ;)

The joys of being an uncle.

[Tommy]

The video won't appear. I wait and I wait, and I wait...

That is weird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDD5HLwifY)

[heystacy]

That is weird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDD5HLwifY)

Now i see. Are you a big Fergie fan?

[Night Swordsman]

Now i see. Are you a big Fergie fan?

SOMEONE had to be. Let the master of bad taste,Tommy,be the one. :)

Until Lester shows back up. :D

[Tommy]

SOMEONE had to be. Let the master of bad taste,Tommy,be the one. :)

Until Lester shows back up. :D

Clearly you missed just who was in the video.

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3079/biggirlsdontcry02mj1.jpg

Look a little familiar? (And I am not talking about the drag queen on the right.)

[Lester C.]

I'm not saying you can't. But why would you, unless you had to? ;)

The joys of being an uncle.

My fear is that they will ask me to babysit the kid everyday. I know this is going to sound selfish but I'm finally taking massive action toward my goals and I don't want to become a babysitter.

[Lester C.]

Clearly you missed just who was in the video.

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3079/biggirlsdontcry02mj1.jpg

Look a little familiar? (And I am not talking about the drag queen on the right.)

I have no idea who those people are. :eek: Knowing Tommy they are from the show Heroes or Lost.

[heystacy]

My fear is that they will ask me to babysit the kid everyday. I know this is going to sound selfish but I'm finally taking massive action toward my goals and I don't want to become a babysitter.

If it ever comes to that, you'll have to put your foot down. We all have family and friends who would impose, if they could. I don't mind babysitting every now and then for my niece.

My cousins, however. OMG do not bring those bad assed, hyper kids my way. I know they would leave them overnight if I let them. Yes they would.

[Lester C.]

If it ever comes to that, you'll have to put your foot down. We all have family and friends who would impose, if they could. I don't mind babysitting every now and then for my niece.

My cousins, however. OMG do not bring those bad assed, hyper kids my way. I know they would leave them overnight if I let them. Yes they would.

It just that things are really good between me and my brother. I would hate for him imposing to come between us, but they have a system in place so I'm not even going to worry about it until it comes up.

Speaking of my brother I just called to wish him a happy fathers day. I almost forgot to do that because the kid was born yesterday, so I'm still not quite used to the idea of him being a father yet.

[Tommy]

I saw my brother today. He was home for Father's day. Naturaly we didn't talk.

[heystacy]

It just that things are really good between me and my brother. I would hate for him imposing to come between us, but they have a system in place so I'm not even going to worry about it until it comes up.

Speaking of my brother I just called to wish him a happy fathers day. I almost forgot to do that because the kid was born yesterday, so I'm still not quite used to the idea of him being a father yet.

Your relationship with your brother will be fine. He knows you got your own goals. I doubt he will impose (much). Siblings do impose, but distance keeps it minimum.

My older brother has step children, and imposed once, and it was after a car injury, and me on pain killers. I called him right back and told him to come get his child. That kid was EVERYWHERE until I put in the Toy Story video. he sat still like there was nothing else on the planet.

P.S. Get yourself a lot of Disney DVD's. Don't question it, just get them. Pop them in when kids start getting restless, and be prepared to hear all those damn music numbers.

[heystacy]

I saw my brother today. He was home for Father's day. Naturaly we didn't talk.

Sorry to hear that Tommy. Maybe one day you will talk to each other.

[Tommy]

Sorry to hear that Tommy. Maybe one day you will talk to each other.
And maybe one day I will be the supreme ruler of the universe.

[Lester C.]

And maybe one day I will be the supreme ruler of the universe.

First I read this and laughed. Then I felt like shit, because it's so sad. I hope you and your brother will get along one day. Given the fact that change is inevitable over time it's not inconceivable that one day one or both of you will change enough to where you guys will become very close again.

[Tommy]

First I read this and laughed. Then I felt like shit, because it's so sad. I hope you and your brother will get along one day. Given the fact that change is inevitable over time it's not inconceivable that one day one or both of you will change enough to where you guys will become very close again.

That would imply we were ever close in the first place. I am not sure anyone in my family is close to anyone else. As a unit we function best independently of each other.

Together we are all too inflexible and unaccommodating and have far too many boundaries to ever really achieve any type of intimacy with each other.

For example, when I told my parents I had been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, rather than have it be a cool moment of bonding and understanding it quickly turned into a fight about dirty dishes.

My parents know I am gay, I know they know, they know I know they know, but in the almost ten years of this public knowledge we have never once discussed it. My brother might know, but I highly doubt it. If he does, then he is an even bigger douche than I thought for some of the things he has said while in my presence.

All most every meal is eaten in absolute silence. My parents always have forced us to eat dinner together as a family. And the only conversation we ever have is my mother telling us things that we all ignore and do not respond to. Actually I noticed that we all eat extremely quickly, averaging twice as fast as any of my friends or their families. I think it is just to get the damn thing over with as quickly as we can.

[Aggie]

you guys sound like a bunch of bored house fraus...butch it up a little...:p

to recap:

1) fergie still looks like a walking botched abortion

2) tommy is obsessed w/ milo

3) lester has babysitter-phobia

4) night kitty...well night kitty is night kitty...:rolleyes:

5) aggie is having some distressing rum and cokes...:D

[Aggie]

That would imply we were ever close in the first place. I am not sure anyone in my family is close to anyone else. As a unit we function best independently of each other.

Together we are all too inflexible and unaccommodating and have far too many boundaries to ever really achieve any type of intimacy with each other.

For example, when I told my parents I had been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, rather than have it be a cool moment of bonding and understanding it quickly turned into a fight about dirty dishes.

My parents know I am gay, I know they know, they know I know they know, but in the almost ten years of this public knowledge we have never once discussed it. My brother might know, but I highly doubt it. If he does, then he is an even bigger douche than I thought for some of the things he has said while in my presence.

All most every meal is eaten in absolute silence. My parents always have forced us to eat dinner together as a family. And the only conversation we ever have is my mother telling us things that we all ignore and do not respond to. Actually I noticed that we all eat extremely quickly, averaging twice as fast as any of my friends or their families. I think it is just to get the damn thing over with as quickly as we can.


aw sweetie, sorry to hear that...that totally sucks...:(

[Tommy]

you guys sound like a bunch of bored house fraus...butch it up a little...:p

to recap:

FUN!

1) fergie still looks like a walking botched abortion
Even Zombies wouldn't eat her brain. If she actualy had one.

2) tommy is obsessed w/ milo
So guilty.

3) lester has babysitter-phobia
Step up from his fear of kites.

4) night kitty...well night kitty is night kitty...:rolleyes:
I'll give him a red balloon.

5) aggie is having some distressing rum and cokes...:D

Can I come over and do jello shots off you?

[Aggie]

FUN!



Can I come over and do jello shots off you?


what flavor??...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

what flavor??...:evilsmile

Ummm... Cherry or Green. Does green count as a flavor?

[Aggie]

Ummm... Cherry or Green. Does green count as a flavor?


to quote homer simpson..."purple is a fruit..."...so i guess green counts too...:D

[Tommy]

to quote homer simpson..."purple is a fruit..."...so i guess green counts too...:D

Green is the least gay of the Jell-O shots. I will up my manlyness!

[Aggie]

Green is the least gay of the Jell-O shots.


yes, but according to angela from the office it is ..." whorish"...;)

[Tommy]

yes, but according to angela from the office it is ..." whorish"...;)

What isn't whorish to Angela except large posters of babies playing instroments?

[Aggie]

What isn't whorish to Angela except large posters of babies playing instroments?

<laughing>...my e-mail sig is oscar's rant about those posters...i like how it finds it more offensive than porn...that bit kills me...i love that show.

[heystacy]

And maybe one day I will be the supreme ruler of the universe.

Damn. Sorry about that dude. :(

[Tommy]

<laughing>...my e-mail sig is oscar's rant about those posters...i like how it finds it more offensive than porn...that bit kills me...i love that show.

Gay Witch Hunt was about the funniest thing I have ever seen. And Sooooooooooo true to life it is sad.

[Aggie]

Gay Witch Hunt was about the funniest thing I have ever seen. And Sooooooooooo true to life it is sad.

the gay detector machine was pure genius...

[Tommy]

the gay detector machine was pure genius...

The fact that it looked like a dildo was awesome!

[Aggie]

The fact that it looked like a dildo was awesome!


i'd give my right boob to write for that show...that's how much i love it

[Tommy]

i'd give my right boob to write for that show...that's how much i love it

I love its use of Anti-humor! Things are funny due to how unfunny they are. It is a hard thing to pull off.

[Aggie]

I love its use of Anti-humor! Things are funny due to how unfunny they are. It is a hard thing to pull off.

and the fact that pretty much everyone in the office is certifiable...

[heystacy]

I love its use of Anti-humor! Things are funny due to how unfunny they are. It is a hard thing to pull off.

and the fact that pretty much everyone in the office is certifiable...

I take it you two are properly destressed?

[Lester C.]

What destressed me is that it turns out Japanese is real easy to learn. I thought it would be hard, but it's very, very easy.

[Tommy]

and the fact that pretty much everyone in the office is certifiable...

The sanest one was Tom who shot himself in the head.

[heystacy]

What destressed me is that it turns out Japanese is real easy to learn. I thought it would be hard, but it's very, very easy.

You are having a lot of fun with Asian languages. What other talents do you hide? :cool:

[Lester C.]

You are having a lot of fun with Asian languages. What other talents do you hide? :cool:

I am teaching myself Office 2003 and how to use a memory scanner and hex editior to hack into my OFFLINE computer games. Then I'm going to research to see if chipping my Playstation 3 is against the law.

[heystacy]

I am teaching myself Office 2003 and how to use a memory scanner and hex editior to hack into my OFFLINE computer games. Then I'm going to research to see if chipping my Playstation 3 is against the law.

You're a self motivator. How I loathe you at this moment. ;)

[Lester C.]

You're a self motivator. How I loathe you at this moment. ;)

I forgot to mention that I'm on Day 10 of my thirty day Personal Power program two as taought by Tony Robbins.

[Tommy]

I take it you two are properly destressed?

Cue Masterbation joke.

I will be after I take matters into my own hands.

End masterbation joke.

[heystacy]

I forgot to mention that I'm on Day 10 of my thirty day Personal Power program two as taught by Tony Robbins.

Chronic over-achiever too.

I was lazy. I blogged, and worked. I did do laundry, and watch a bit of the "Closer" marathon on TNT.

[Lester C.]

Chronic over-achiever too.

I was lazy. I blogged, and worked. I did do laundry, and watch a bit of the "Closer" marathon on TNT.

I wish I was a chronic over-achiever. What's going on with me is that, depite all my education, I'm a chronic under-achiever and I'm busting my ass trying to change that Asap.

[heystacy]

I wish I was a chronic over-achiever. What's going on with me is that, depite all my education, I'm a chronic under-achiever and I'm busting my ass trying to change that Asap.

You seem like a work-a-holic to me.

[Lester C.]

You seem like a work-a-holic to me.

Now I am. As I'm typing this I'm taking a break from studying Japanese for eight hours. Again I'm making up for the fact that I had my thumb up my butt for the first 28 years of my life. I'm almost 29 and all I have to show for it are a few degrees.

[Aggie]

I take it you two are properly destressed?

considering i've been hopped up on painkillers for the better part of the day, then i'd say yes...;)

What destressed me is that it turns out Japanese is real easy to learn. I thought it would be hard, but it's very, very easy.

did i not say it was easy...<smile>...


Cue Masterbation joke.

I will be after I take matters into my own hands.

End masterbation joke.

i swear to all that is unholy, you are come kind of spiritual kin to me...<laughing>...

[Aggie]

Now I am. As I'm typing this I'm taking a break from studying Japanese for eight hours. Again I'm making up for the fact that I had my thumb up my butt for the first 28 years of my life. I'm almost 29 and all I have to show for it are a few degrees.

so how were you able to accomplish all that you have up 'til that final year, w/ just the one hand??...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

i swear to all that is unholy, you are come kind of spiritual kin to me...<laughing>...

That "come" was intentional wasn't it?

[Aggie]

That "come" was intentional wasn't it?

<laughing>...that was pure "d" serendipity...i swear...:o

[Tommy]

<laughing>...that was pure "d" serendipity...i swear...:o

So apparently I was wrong when my mother told me I would meet a girl who was my soul mate and I sarcasticly rolled my eyes and said "yeah... right."

[Aggie]

So apparently I was wrong when my mother told me I would meet a girl who was my soul mate and I sarcasticly rolled my eyes and said "yeah... right."


mais oui chere...alas, tis not meant to be...for i am a jet and you are a shark and it will all just end in tragedy any way...but the dance numbers will be totally kick ass and the knife fight will be gayer than liberace's wardrobe...;)

[Tommy]

mais oui chere...alas, tis not meant to be...for i am a jet and you are a shark and it will all just end in tragedy any way...but the dance numbers will be totally kick ass and the knife fight will be gayer than liberace's wardrobe...;)

How did that gang fight not turn into a gang bang?

[Aggie]

How did that gang fight not turn into a gang bang?


cuz they were all bottoms...<lmao>...

[Tommy]

cuz they were all bottoms...<lmao>...
D'oh! Of course.

[heystacy]

Now I am. As I'm typing this I'm taking a break from studying Japanese for eight hours. Again I'm making up for the fact that I had my thumb up my butt for the first 28 years of my life. I'm almost 29 and all I have to show for it are a few degrees.

Lester.:eek: :eek: Bad visuals.

Cut yourself some slack. Only the serious over archivers do work since infancy.

[Aggie]

Lester.:eek: :eek: Bad visuals.

Cut yourself some slack. Only the serious over archivers do work since infancy.


the boy needs to learn to adopt the philosophy of "i just don't give a fudge"...it's been working for me for the past 25 years...;)

[heystacy]

the boy needs to learn to adopt the philosophy of "i just don't give a fudge"...it's been working for me for the past 25 years...;)

Oooh Aggie. Was that a pun? :eek:

[Aggie]

Oooh Aggie. Was that a pun? :eek:

i cannot confirm nor deny that statement...<whistling>...

[heystacy]

i cannot confirm nor deny that statement...<whistling>...

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Aggie]

ah...i could have had such a promising career in politics...:(

[heystacy]

ah...i could have had such a promising career in politics...:(

Or stand up. ;)

[Aggie]

Or stand up. ;)

you know, i can't tell a joke to save my life...:o

[Tommy]

the boy needs to learn to adopt the philosophy of "i just don't give a fudge"...it's been working for me for the past 25 years...;)

"I just went and fudged your mom."

[Aggie]

"I just went and fudged your mom."

"I don't have tree-fiddy."

[heystacy]

you know, i can't tell a joke to save my life...:o

Neither can I, yet people find me very funny.

[Tommy]

"I don't have tree-fiddy."

Are you calling me the Loch Ness Monster?

[Night Swordsman]

you know, i can't tell a joke to save my life...:o

It is amazing,but i agree with Aggie for once ;)

[heystacy]

It is amazing,but i agree with Aggie for once ;)

Oh snap! Damn Night. :eek:

[Lester C.]

"I just went and fudged your mom."

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Aggie]

It is amazing,but i agree with Aggie for once ;)


well at least i can always find solace in the fact that i have big boobs and instead of making men laugh...i can just make them cry instead...:cool:

[Aggie]

Are you calling me the Loch Ness Monster?

nah..i'm just sayin' don't go askin' me for tree-fiddy...;)

[Tommy]

nah..i'm just sayin' don't go askin' me for tree-fiddy...;)

What if I need to put the soul of a child into a food product?

[Aggie]

What if I need to put the soul of a child into a food product?


then i shall help you perform a voodoo ritual whilst in scotland...;)

[Cam63]

Nae the Vewdew yew dew so wel-l-l-l ?

[Aggie]

Nae the Vewdew yew dew so wel-l-l-l ?

shouldn't this go in the "PUNishment" thread??...;)

[Tommy]

It is a little hard to keep all these random rant threads straight.

Which is why I try and gay the crap out of them.

[Aggie]

It is a little hard to keep all these random rant threads straight.

Which is why I try and gay the crap out of them.

okay, this is now my new favorite phrase...:)

[Tommy]

okay, this is now my new favorite phrase...:)

It is just so dirty isn't it?

I gayed the crap out of this one kid I know. When I met him he was just admiting to fooling around once with a guy (even though he totaly still liked women). Now he is so freaking gay you can spot his flame from International Space Station.

[Aggie]

It is just so dirty isn't it?

I gayed the crap out of this one kid I know. When I met him he was just admiting to fooling around once with a guy (even though he totaly still liked women). Now he is so freaking gay you can spot his flame from International Space Station.


oh it's the ultimate threat...."billy eat your vegetables or i swear to god i will gay the crap outta you!!!..."...see, awesome...:D

[Lester C.]

I need some destressing. My boy just got capped over in the pages of The
Flash.:mad: :(

[Aggie]

I need some destressing. My boy just got capped over in the pages of The
Flash.:mad: :(


might i suggest kicking someone in the crotch??...i find that to be one hell of a de-stressor...:evilsmile