Let The De-Stressing Begin!

[Aggie]

Who will play the mysterious handsome love interest whom the heroine really shouldn't have trusted?

that's the beauty of a LT,(t4w), movie...you can be that guy...

[heystacy]

I will play the gay son who is hiding my homosexuality from my over bearing parents by getting engaged to a wealthy Heiress.

As was seen in my favorite Lifetime movie Doing Time on Maple Drive.

We will have to Make Shisho the fiance. Instead of a lot of money, your family owns a chain of bookstores. Shisho would make the perfect mat to your family's business. She doesn't tell you her mother hates her reading in spite of being a librarian.

[heystacy]

the first rule of LT,(t4w), casting is that you cannot hire anyone who is not prepared to work for a sandwich...i.e. a pricilla barnes or a jack scalia if you will...the second rule of LT,(t4w), casting you must have a LT veteran actress in the lead role...i.e. your meredith baxters, tori spellings, or kelly martins...as long as you adhere to those rules, you have the perfect LT,(t4w), casting of your crappy LT,(t4w), movie...which this seems to be shaping up rather nicely into becoming...god, my friends would love this one...:D

LMAO! Your commentary of LT is biting and funny. Would you like to be our narrator? I make a mean PnB sammich!

[heystacy]

Ok, So far this is what I have for out Lifetime Movie.

Aggie will narrate.

Shisho is engaged to Tommy, who is gay, but wants to fool his family that he is hetero. Shisho is his fiance, and she is a librarian whose Mother hates for her to read (especially Harry Potter or Warren Ellis), in spite of her being a librarian, and she read all the time. I'm the assistant who keeps giving Shisho books to read. Cayman will be the guy Shisho is to be attracted to, in spite of her comming nuptuals, and he is not to be trusted.

We need some more roles. Lets see. Lester, Sally, & Night are unaccounted for.

[Lester C.]

Ok, So far this is what I have for out Lifetime Movie.

Aggie will narrate.

Shisho is engaged to Tommy, who is gay, but wants to fool his family that he is hetero. Shisho is his fiance, and she is a librarian whose Mother hates for her to read (especially Harry Potter or Warren Ellis), in spite of her being a librarian, and she read all the time. I'm the assistant who keeps giving Shisho books to read. Cayman will be the guy Shisho is to be attracted to, in spite of her comming nuptuals, and he is not to be trusted.

We need some more roles. Lets see. Lester, Sally, & Night are unaccounted for.

It sounds like the plot of a murder mystery and I have a feeling on who gets to play the dead guy.:mad:

[heystacy]

It sounds like the plot of a murder mystery and I have a feeling on who gets to play the dead guy.:mad:

That's why you get to pick your own role. Your role is subject to fit into the LT universe of bad movies. If you're not a "bad man" you won't get shot. Add to the silliness.

[heystacy]

Lester has a role now:

Lester works for Tommy's family. He is the head manager of the chain. Tommy's family wants to groom Shisho for the role of head manager. The writing is on the wall for Lester, who got drunk last year at the company party, and embarrassed himself and the Tommy's Mom. :eek: He is friends with Cayman, whom he asks to get closer to Shisho for him.

[Aggie]

maybe lester can be the drunk driver that runs over shisho's cats...that way we can have a big court room scene...ooooh...and night kitty can be the prosecutor and sally can be the defense attorney who later finds out that her brother, cayman plans to run away w/ shisho, after her engagement to tommy goes south, and bilk her for all her money and books...wow, that is so LT (t4w)...

[Aggie]

LMAO! Your commentary of LT is biting and funny. Would you like to be our narrator? I make a mean PnB sammich!

usually i just take a producer credit, but dammit if i don't love me some PnB...:D

[heystacy]

maybe lester can be the drunk driver that runs over shisho's cats...that way we can have a big court room scene...ooooh...and night kitty can be the prosecutor and sally can be the defense attorney who later finds out that her brother, cayman plans to run away w/ shisho, after her engagement to tommy goes south, and bilk her for all her money and books...wow, that is so LT (t4w)...

We may have to call it "Betrayal." LOL

[Lester C.]

We may have to call it "Betrayal." LOL

I finally get to live the dream.

I'M A SITH LORD BABY!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/6a00c225268c878e1d00c225267fa1f219-.jpg

Henceforth I am Darth SHARRU-KINU, which in Assyrian means true king.:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

WhaEVAH,Lester! :rolleyes:


As for the LT movie,do i get to have a girlfriend? :confused:

[heystacy]

The focus is Shisho's drama. If we can squeeze one in, you may get one. ;)

[heystacy]

I finally get to live the dream.

I'M A SITH LORD BABY!

Henceforth I am Darth SHARRU-KINU, which in Assyrian means true king.:cool:

I like the name, but this is Lifetime Lester. :(

No Sith allowed.

[Night Swordsman]

I like the name, but this is Lifetime Lester. :(

No Sith allowed.

You heard Executive Producer Stacy: No sithies allowed. :p


And DARN it...i know drama! Gimme some drama!

[heystacy]

You heard Executive Producer Stacy: No sithies allowed. :p

And DARN it...i know drama! Gimme some drama!

Sithi?

Q: Hey, what do you call two Siths at a party?

A: Goth

Q: What do you call two Sith's trying to convert another to the Dark Side?

A: Emo. :eek:


Thank yew, thank yew. Don't ferget to tip your Lester. ;)

[Lester C.]

I'm sending my enforcers after Heystacy and Night Swordsman.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w203/Yukeknight/l_f293600515e710d2df5399cd5e253c81.jpg

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w203/Yukeknight/sith.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/spyderguy232/Revengeofthesith.jpg

Hell I'll even send Joe Liberman after you !@#$es.

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q298/creeps_77/DSidious3.jpg

[Tommy]

actually that originally aired on FOX...so that makes it lightly better than LT,(t4w)...but i love this development...be the wisecracking, smart mouthed best friend, because *everyone* knows that "the gays" are hi-larious...but unfortunately, you will have to have be gay-bashed...but it will inspire others to be more tolerant, so you too will be empowered...

What was the one where the woman thought her husband was cheating on her with anouther woman, only to (when confronted in a hotel room) find out it was with a man? And then their son went out and beat up the local gay?

[Lester C.]

What was the one where the woman thought her husband was cheating on her with anouther woman, only to (when confronted in a hotel room) find out it was with a man? And then their son went out and beat up the local gay?

Yup, this is just the kind of thing they show on Life Time. Get back to me when we talk about a man's man channel like TNT.

[Night Swordsman]

Sithi?

Q: Hey, what do you call two Siths at a party?

A: Goth

Q: What do you call two Sith's trying to convert another to the Dark Side?

A: Emo. :eek:


Thank yew, thank yew. Don't ferget to tip your Lester. ;)

HEY! That was MY closing line! Where is my royalties? :D

Q: Why do bosses hate to hear Sith on the telephone before their shifts start?
A: Because they are probably taking a Sith day! :D

[heystacy]

I'm sending my enforcers after Heystacy and Night Swordsman.

You got emos after us? :o Night ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnn! :rolleyes:

They're likely to slash their own hands off than talk to us.

[Lester C.]

You got emos after us? :o Night ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnn! :rolleyes:

They're likely to slash their own hands off than talk to us.

Hurls force lightning at Heystacy.:mad:

[Night Swordsman]

You got emos after us? :o Night ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnn! :rolleyes:

They're likely to slash their own hands off than talk to us.

Just throw a bunch of feathers at them and watch them laugh themselves to death.

Y'know...Tickle me Emos. :p

[Lester C.]

Just throw a bunch of feathers at them and watch them laugh themselves to death.

Y'know...Tickle me Emos. :p

Force chokes Night Swordsman.:mad:

[Aggie]

What was the one where the woman thought her husband was cheating on her with anouther woman, only to (when confronted in a hotel room) find out it was with a man? And then their son went out and beat up the local gay?

i was thinking "daytrippers"...but that was a feature film...i'll have to consult the my LT (t4W) oracle...i.e. my womb, for further investigation...

[Tommy]

I would like to point out that in a lifetime movie everyone must have some horrible secret that comes out in a tearful confessional.

(I would like to point out that I could watch Doing Time on Maple Drive a hundred times and still be entertained.)


And we still need a woman who is trying to be a singer/actress/athlete/model and is struggling against economic conditions and unsupportive family members.

[heystacy]

HEY! That was MY closing line! Where is my royalties? :D

Q: Why do bosses hate to hear Sith on the telephone before their shifts start?
A: Because they are probably taking a Sith day! :D

All is fair in Star Wars and jokes. LOL

Have you seen the hair and dental plans for siths? Not pretty. :eek:

[Aggie]

Yup, this is just the kind of thing they show on Life Time. Get back to me when we talk about a man's man channel like TNT.

yeah...if you're an old man...jesus lester...that's the best you can come up w/??...:rolleyes:

TNT=tonight, no tits...:p

[Lester C.]

I would like to point out that in a lifetime movie everyone must have some horrible secret that comes out in a tearful confessional.

(I would like to point out that I could watch Doing Time on Maple Drive a hundred times and still be entertained.)


And we still need a woman who is trying to be a singer/actress/athlete/model and is struggling against economic conditions and unsupportive family members.

*Sends the Clone Army, along with a few Star Destroyers, after the Lifetime Channel. My roomate is always watching that crap and I have to put up with it. Payback is a Sith Lord!:mad:

[heystacy]

Hurls force lightning at Heystacy.:mad:

Hides behind that stupid Jar Jar Binks. That bitch never saw it coming.

[Aggie]

I would like to point out that in a lifetime movie everyone must have some horrible secret that comes out in a tearful confessional.

(I would like to point out that I could watch Doing Time on Maple Drive a hundred times and still be entertained.)


And we still need a woman who is trying to be a singer/actress/athlete/model and is struggling against economic conditions and unsupportive family members.

and some form of lady cancer...that my friend is the LT (t4W) equivalent to the money shot...

[Lester C.]

yeah...if you're an old man...jesus lester...that's the best you can come up w/??...:rolleyes:

TNT=tonight, no tits...:p

You can be my apprentice like Darth Vader. You can also BURN IN MUSTAFAR LAVA PIT!:mad:

[heystacy]

Yup, this is just the kind of thing they show on Life Time. Get back to me when we talk about a man's man channel like TNT.

Where have you been? This is Shisho's Lifetime Movie. You didn't want to be killed, and you were spared that fate. We don't have the money to pay ILM, so no Sci-fi mister.

TNT does have the Closer, which is one cool crime show, BTW. :-)

[Aggie]

All is fair in Star Wars and jokes. LOL

Have you seen the hair and dental plans for siths? Not pretty. :eek:

*insert joke about the british here________________*


*Sends the Clone Army, along with a few Star Destroyers, after the Lifetime Channel. My roomate is always watching that crap and I have to put up with it. Payback is a Sith Lord!:mad:

your testes just shriveled up didn't they??...

[Night Swordsman]

yeah...if you're an old man...jesus lester...that's the best you can come up w/??...:rolleyes:

TNT=tonight, no tits...:p

I was shocked by something,Aggie.
I was watching Comedy Central about a week ago,around 1 or 3 am in the morning(don't ask why...),and there was some comedian(dressed in a cowboy hat),and in a theater setting,with balconies and everything. But during the performance,a few times some of the women began flashing and going topless,on TV. And uncensored.

Just was kinda shocking to see. Totally unexpected.

I guess TNT is NOT Comedy Central,eh? :rolleyes: (see..i got around to the point eventually)

[Aggie]

You can be my apprentice like Darth Vader. You can also BURN IN MUSTAFAR LAVA PIT!:mad:

darlin' i *am* the dark side...and i've got the goods to prove it...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

*Sends the Clone Army, along with a few Star Destroyers, after the Lifetime Channel. My roomate is always watching that crap and I have to put up with it. Payback is a Sith Lord!:mad:

Oh please! Your clone army and Star Destroyers are NO match for the jilted wives of Lifetime. Those ladies are psychotic!

[heystacy]

I would like to point out that in a lifetime movie everyone must have some horrible secret that comes out in a tearful confessional.

(I would like to point out that I could watch Doing Time on Maple Drive a hundred times and still be entertained.)


And we still need a woman who is trying to be a singer/actress/athlete/model and is struggling against economic conditions and unsupportive family members.

Well Shisho's story mom is nonsupporting. I'm enabling her with books. Aggie narrates. You're marring her, but in the closet, Lester kills her cats. Do we need to have more secrets? It's gonna be a Shisho suicide movie. :mad:

[Lester C.]

Hides behind that stupid Jar Jar Binks. That bitch never saw it coming.

Force pushes Jar Jar Binks corpse at Heystacy. Hesa finally goodsa for something.

or

Unleases Lord Binks on Heystacy. Both sceneroes work for me.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/smalldarth.jpg

[Night Swordsman]

Well Shisho's story mom is nonsupporting. I'm enabling her with books. Aggie narrates. You're marring her, but in the closet, Lester kills her cats. Do we need to have more secrets? It's gonna be a Shisho suicide movie. :mad:


NO KILLING CATS. You do NOT want on my bad side.:evilangry

[heystacy]

yeah...if you're an old man...jesus lester...that's the best you can come up w/??...:rolleyes:

TNT=tonight, no tits...:p


BO-YAH!

That was the snap heard around the internet. :cool: :eek:

[Aggie]

I was shocked by something,Aggie.
I was watching Comedy Central about a week ago,around 1 or 3 am in the morning(don't ask why...),and there was some comedian(dressed in a cowboy hat),and in a theater setting,with balconies and everything. But during the performance,a few times some of the women began flashing and going topless,on TV. And uncensored.

Just was kinda shocking to see. Totally unexpected.

I guess TNT is NOT Comedy Central,eh? :rolleyes: (see..i got around to the point eventually)

yeah night kitty you did, but by the time it happened, i already put my kid through school...welcome to the year 2025...:rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

Oh please! Your clone army and Star Destroyers are NO match for the jilted wives of Lifetime. Those ladies are psychotic!

In that case I'll take them out from orbit with the Death Star.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j56/xphile66/DeathStar.gif

[Aggie]

BO-YAH!

That was the snap heard around the internet. :cool: :eek:

now you know my blog is rated "NC-17"...<HA!>...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

and some form of lady cancer...that my friend is the LT (t4W) equivalent to the money shot...

Yes, but will this be a woman fights heroicly against her cancer eventualy dying, but never succoming... or a woman fights heroicaly against her cancer and discovers the joys of living after beating it never goes back to her old life?

[heystacy]

Oh please! Your clone army and Star Destroyers are NO match for the jilted wives of Lifetime. Those ladies are psychotic!

Not to mention their inane plots would destroy even George Lucas' creations.

[Aggie]

Oh please! Your clone army and Star Destroyers are NO match for the jilted wives of Lifetime. Those ladies are psychotic!

best.line.ever!!...:D

[heystacy]

now you know my blog is rated "NC-17"...<HA!>...:evilsmile

You slay me Miss Aggie. You truly do. :cool:

[Aggie]

Yes, but will this be a woman fights heroicly against her cancer eventualy dying, but never succoming... or a woman fights heroicaly against her cancer and discovers the joys of living after beating it never goes back to her old life?

that's the twist...we can have a 1-900 line that people can vote on and decide the outcome...money in the bank!!

[Tommy]

now you know my blog is rated "NC-17"...<HA!>...:evilsmile

I heard there is some slash in there...

[heystacy]

best.line.ever!!...:D

Y'all are on a roll tonight! :D

[Tommy]

that's the twist...we can have a 1-900 line that people can vote on and decide the outcome...money in the bank!!

But what if they vote to kill Robin?

[Night Swordsman]

yeah night kitty you did, but by the time it happened, i already put my kid through school...welcome to the year 2025...:rolleyes:


Where is my damn new superfancy space car?

Hmm. Puts a song lyric into my head...


And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

:)

[heystacy]

that's the twist...we can have a 1-900 line that people can vote on and decide the outcome...money in the bank!!

You have me nervous. Callers will kill our poor Shisho.

[Aggie]

You slay me Miss Aggie. You truly do. :cool:

<bats eyelashes>...why thank you sir...you know i always did depend on the kindness of strangers...that is until i figured out a way to stamp it out of them...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

But what if they vote to kill Robin?

Should we hire Sabrina to recton punch her back into reality. Then she will be Dark Shisho.

We'll have to move to another network too. :cool:

[Aggie]

I heard there is some slash in there...

oh there is, but it's pretty tame by most standards...;)

[heystacy]

<bats eyelashes>...why thank you sir...you know i always did depend on the kindness of strangers...that is until i figured out a way to stamp it out of them...:evilsmile

LMAO!!!! My heroine.

[Aggie]

Should we hire Sabrina to recton punch her back into reality. Then she will be Dark Shisho.

We'll have to move to another network too. :cool:

yeah, that's SPIKE or SKINIMAX territory...

[Lester C.]

You slay me Miss Asajj You truly do. :cool:
Yes she will.:cool:
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q229/gotenx003/SW%20gals/Asajj_Ventress_by_anjum.jpg

[Aggie]

LMAO!!!! My heroine.
you should hear the southern accent i used that suddenly became very scary west philly...:evilsmile



And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.


i really wish night kitty would stop listening to kenny chesney songs...:rolleyes:

[heystacy]

yeah, that's SPIKE or SKINIMAX territory...

She's beautiful, bold, loves books, and she's smash the hell outta you! I say we do a Spike TV. I can't have Shisho on the Max. :o

[Tommy]

oh there is, but it's pretty tame by most standards...;)

Perhaps sometime I will let you read my (pointlessly bizzare) Peter Petrelli/Nate Grey slash...

[Aggie]

You have me nervous. Callers will kill our poor Shisho.

then we can have another twist in which we find out that it was in fact...<wait for it....>




HER TWIN SISTER!!...

[heystacy]

Yes she will.:cool:

She'll never make it past the Lifetime armada. Never. :evilsmile

[heystacy]

then we can have another twist in which we find out that it was in fact...<wait for it....>
HER TWIN SISTER!!...

Oh God. That old plot never works. Does it?

[Aggie]

She's beautiful, bold, loves books, and she's smash the hell outta you! I say we do a Spike TV. I can't have Shisho on the Max. :o

well then we go from the pro-estrogen set to the farts and chronically masturbates set...this is a what you call a win/win/win outcome...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

then we can have another twist in which we find out that it was in fact...<wait for it....>




HER TWIN SISTER!!...

But only if there is a tearful reunion and a back story about how Shisho's mother had an affair with a wealthy millionaire who would only pay for an abortion. And her mother just could not afford to raise twins.

If the twin is evil that is soap opera and not Lifetime!

[Night Swordsman]

you should hear the southern accent i used that suddenly became very scary west philly...:evilsmile





i really wish night kitty would stop listening to kenny chesney songs...:rolleyes:

I don't listen to country music,Aggie. That was not nice.
You actually hurt my feelings.

[heystacy]

well then we go from the pro-estrogen set to the farts and chronically masturbates set...this is a what you call a win/win/win outcome...:evilsmile

Can't argue with your logic. :D

[Aggie]

Perhaps sometime I will let you read my (pointlessly bizzare) Peter Petrelli/Nate Grey slash...

there are some pretty tasty "heros" slash fic out there...but that is by far the most original pairings i've come by this far...:)

[Aggie]

Oh God. That old plot never works. Does it?

it doesn't matter...everyone knows that women will watch anything that's all heartwarming and tear-jerky and crap like that...:rolleyes:

[heystacy]

But only if there is a tearful reunion and a back story about how Shisho's mother had an affair with a wealthy millionaire who would only pay for an abortion. And her mother just could not afford to raise twins.

If the twin is evil that is soap opera and not Lifetime!

The twin is the one who got killed. Shisho still has to contend with her fiance, the cat killer, her attraction to Cayman, and her book enabler. I swear there's going to be an intervention around the corner for her. Likewise she or the twin had some kind of cancer, which made them seek out each other.

[heystacy]

it doesn't matter...everyone knows that women will watch anything that's all heartwarming and tear-jerky and crap like that...:rolleyes:

I suppose we'll have to put someone in there to rescue poor Shisho, but who? :confused:

[Aggie]

The twin is the one who got killed. Shisho still has to contend with her fiance, the cat killer, her attraction to Cayman, and her book enabler. I swear there's going to be an intervention around the corner for her. Likewise she or the twin had some kind of cancer, which made them seek out each other.

you don't understand...it can't just be "some kind of cancer"...it has to be some kind of lady cancer, otherwise it just doesn't count...

[Aggie]

I suppose we'll have to put someone in there to rescue poor Shisho, but who? :confused:

who do we have left??...:confused:

BTW...anyone here besides me a little bit afraid of what shisho will do after she reads this??...

[heystacy]

you don't understand...it can't just be "some kind of cancer"...it has to be some kind of lady cancer, otherwise it just doesn't count...

Ahhh. Ovarian, cervical, breast or uteran. Damn. This channel is vicious, cutting down women by women. :o

[Tommy]

there are some pretty tasty "heros" slash fic out there...but that is by far the most original pairings i've come by this far...:)

Well over on the Rumbles board someone posed a “what would you do if you had the power to create life” thread. And after a page of Catgirls and Loli I interjected that a Nate Grey/Peter Petrelli three some was on my slate.

It is not my best work, but it is the work closest to my penis.
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2656/xman2zc2.jpghttp://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5317/ps14fj7.jpg

That's hot.

[heystacy]

who do we have left??...:confused:

BTW...anyone here besides me a little bit afraid of what shisho will do after she reads this??...

She still has that scanner od doom thing. I have some cool Acme holes we can throw on walls and floors to do a quick get away with, if need be. ;)

I will not recommend the Acme teleporter. :eek: That is how we got Bizzaro Lester.

[Night Swordsman]

She still has that scanner od doom thing. I have some cool Acme holes we can throw on walls and floors to do a quick get away with, if need be. ;)

I will not recommend the Acme teleporter. :eek: That is how we got Bizzaro Lester.

I am just sad Shisho seems to have a steady bf. She is quite adorable.

As i said,all the good YABerS seem to be taken. Damn it. :D

[Aggie]

Ahhh. Ovarian, cervical, breast or uteran. Damn. This channel is vicious, cutting down women by women. :o

in an ideal LT (t4W) movie...she'd have all four and her own PSA about the need for research to find a cure...that my friend is platinum...

[Aggie]

Well over on the Rumbles board someone posed a “what would you do if you had the power to create life” thread. And after a page of Catgirls and Loli I interjected that a Nate Grey/Peter Petrelli three some was on my slate.

It is not my best work, but it is the work closest to my penis.
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2656/xman2zc2.jpghttp://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5317/ps14fj7.jpg

That's hot.

oooh..the thought of all kinds of "floaty" sex is sooo hot...<dreamy sigh>...

[Night Swordsman]

in an ideal LT (t4W) movie...she'd have all four and her own PSA about the need for research to find a cure...that my friend is platinum...

Plated at least...;)

[heystacy]

in an ideal LT (t4W) movie...she'd have all four and her own PSA about the need for research to find a cure...that my friend is platinum...

I will never understand the complexities of this channel. It sounds so awful.

[Aggie]

She still has that scanner od doom thing. I have some cool Acme holes we can throw on walls and floors to do a quick get away with, if need be. ;)

I will not recommend the Acme teleporter. :eek: That is how we got Bizzaro Lester.

i don't trust anything endorsed by a cartoon coyote...

I am just sad Shisho seems to have a steady bf. She is quite adorable.

As i said,all the good YABerS seem to be taken. Damn it. :D

lester's still available...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

I will never understand the complexities of this channel. It sounds so awful.

You just have to sit back and enjoy Farrah Fawcette trying to bury her rapist alive. That is quality television!

[Tommy]

oooh..the thought of all kinds of "floaty" sex is sooo hot...<dreamy sigh>...

Mmmmmm Heroes slash...

[Aggie]

I will never understand the complexities of this channel. It sounds so awful.


i hate it w/ an ungodly passion...if it were a real person, i would walk up to it and kick it so hard in the crotch, it would create a vortex within itself to escape the kind of pain i would inflict upon it...and as i'm typing this post, i'm currently watching "army wives"...but that's mainly because since she's been off the sauce, kim delany is a total MILF...and that kitty bell ain't so bad, but then i remember that she's a republican and i suddenly feel all kinds of dirty...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

You just have to sit back and enjoy Farrah Fawcette trying to bury her rapist alive. That is quality television!

As much as I enjoy an absurdest moment, I think that pushes my limits. :o

[heystacy]

i don't trust anything endorsed by a cartoon coyote...

Don't knock a good hole, babe. ;)

The teleporter I can see.


lester's still available...:evilsmile

Oh Snap!

[Aggie]

You just have to sit back and enjoy Farrah Fawcette trying to bury her rapist alive. That is quality television!

oh....one of my favs is the one w/ peter coyote and judith light and they play a married couple in an abusive relationship only the twist is...judith light is the abuser...oh how i laughed and laughed and laughed, then i stopped, caught my breath, and then laughed some more...

[heystacy]

i hate it w/ an ungodly passion...if it were a real person, i would walk up to it and kick it so hard in the crotch, it would create a vortex within itself to escape the kind of pain i would inflict upon it...and as i'm typing this post, i'm currently watching "army wives"...but that's mainly because since she's been off the sauce, kim delany is a total MILF...and that kitty bell ain't so bad, but then i remember that she's a republican and i suddenly feel all kinds of dirty...:evilsmile

You so made my night, Aggie. :cool:

[heystacy]

oh....one of my favs is the one w/ peter coyote and judith light and they play a married couple in an abusive relationship only the twist is...judith light is the abuser...oh how i laughed and laughed and laughed, then i stopped, caught my breath, and then laughed some more...

Hey, we need a soundtrack. Something really awful.

The actors will all do a cover of a song with inappropriate arrangements/styling.

[Tommy]

oh....one of my favs is the one w/ peter coyote and judith light and they play a married couple in an abusive relationship only the twist is...judith light is the abuser...oh how i laughed and laughed and laughed, then i stopped, caught my breath, and then laughed some more...


And then there was the one about the mother/son serial killing team...

[Aggie]

As much as I enjoy an absurdest moment, I think that pushes my limits. :o

holy crap...they just advertised a movie about...<wait for it>....


ants on a freakin' plane!!....:eek: :eek:

oh antonio saboto jr/jagger cates what have you become??...:confused:

[heystacy]

holy crap...they just advertised a movie about...<wait for it>....


ants on a freakin' plane!!....:eek: :eek:

oh antonio saboto jr/jagger cates what have you become??...:confused:
LMAO!!!!

That is just crazy, so wrong, and you know they are taking themselves seriously.

What, snakes to phallic? Ants are...:confused:

[Aggie]

You so made my night, Aggie. :cool:

aw...you had me at "made"...;)


Hey, we need a soundtrack. Something really awful.

The actors will all do a cover of a song with inappropriate arrangements/styling.

i did something like this for my friend for x-mas last year...basically we had this co-worker who was a real bitch and she was all high and mighty and crap like that...which is funny cuz her husband is an ex-con, which of course was a great source of amusement for me...anyway...i found a picture of the chick w/ her husband, scanned it, photoshoped it to make it look like she was dressed up like rudolph and he had one of those old timey prison outfits complete w/ the hat...made it into a CD cover and put the worse possible x-mas songs you can ever image on the disc as performed my known felons and called it "x-mas @ grateford"...which is the prison where the hubby did time...needless to say it was the most awesome gift in the universe...:evilsmile

[Aggie]

LMAO!!!!

That is just crazy, so wrong, and you know they are taking themselves seriously.

What, snakes to phallic? Ants are...:confused:

hell if i know...all i could think about was that ep. of wonder woman w/ the chick that could control ants and lynda carter was in her diana prince persona explaining to some guy playing a scientist or something as she says to him..."ANTS!!, dr._______, ANTS!!...i've never seen anyone deliver a line w/ such conviction before...but hell if it didn't make me laugh until i cried...

[Tommy]

Are your sure it is Ants and not Aunts?

[Aggie]

And then there was the one about the mother/son serial killing team...

what about the one w/ susan lucci seducing david chavet?...<shudder>...that was pretty gross...:eek:

[heystacy]

aw...you had me at "made"...;)

I gotta keep my eye on you. ;)


i did something like this for my friend for x-mas last year...basically we had this co-worker who was a real bitch and she was all high and mighty and crap like that...which is funny cuz her husband is an ex-con, which of course was a great source of amusement for me...anyway...i found a picture of the chick w/ her husband, scanned it, photoshoped it to make it look like she was dressed up like rudolph and he had one of those old timey prison outfits complete w/ the hat...made it into a CD cover and put the worse possible x-mas songs you can ever image on the disc as performed my known felons and called it "x-mas @ grateford"...which is the prison where the hubby did time...needless to say it was the most awesome gift in the universe...:evilsmile

The trick will be picking the music for each of our actors.

Tommy gets "Dangerously In Love" sung like a bad pop-rock song.

Shisho will sing "I'm A Slave 4U" like a gospel pop song.

[Aggie]

Are your sure it is Ants and not Aunts?

<laughing>...i wish i were only making this crap up...but i'm not blanche, i'm not...

[heystacy]

hell if i know...all i could think about was that ep. of wonder woman w/ the chick that could control ants and lynda carter was in her diana prince persona explaining to some guy playing a scientist or something as she says to him..."ANTS!!, dr._______, ANTS!!...i've never seen anyone deliver a line w/ such conviction before...but hell if it didn't make me laugh until i cried...

You and me had the same thoughts. :cool:

That Libra connection. I miss Wonder Woman. That was the shit back in the day.

[Aggie]

I gotta keep my eye on you. ;)



you have no idea how true that is...:evilsmile


The trick will be picking the music for each of our actors.

Tommy gets "Dangerously In Love" sung like a bad pop-rock song.

Shisho will sing "I'm A Slave 4U" like a gospel pop song.

no...you gotta get down and dirty...i'm talking celine dion/ charlotte church dirty...

[Tommy]

You really don't want to hear me sing...

[Aggie]

You and me had the same thoughts. :cool:

That Libra connection. I miss Wonder Woman. That was the shit back in the day.

<cracking up>...so you know exactly what is i'm talking about then, right...god that is so hysterically funny...dude, i own all three seasons on dvd...my brother quit his job around the same time i did and we'd spend 3 hours watching those freakin' dvds...and even i had to admit that was just really lame...

[heystacy]

you have no idea how true that is...:evilsmile

LOL I do now.


no...you gotta get down and dirty...i'm talking celine dion/ charlotte church dirty...

People are gonna throw their TV sets O-W-T not out.

"My Heart Will Go On" will be done karaoke style by the entire cast with a techno beat. That hurt to say that.

Lester will sing a ballad version of "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence. :eek:

[Aggie]

You really don't want to hear me sing...

can't be anything as bad as listening to celine dion or charlotte church...god, i have a copy of will shatner singing "rocket man" it kills me whenever i hear it...

[heystacy]

You really don't want to hear me sing...

That's the point. I don't think any of us can sing. An awful movie deserves a really sorry soundtrack.

[heystacy]

I think Shisho is going to beat us all with a cane. :eek:

[Tommy]

I like Linda Carter...

[Aggie]

LOL I do now.




People are gonna throw their TV sets O-W-T not out.

"My Heart Will Go On" will be done karaoke style by the entire cast with a techno beat. That hurt to say that.

Lester will sing a ballad version of "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence. :eek:

the first one i like the second one is way too classy...change that one that "whiskey" song that brad paisely did w/ allison krauss...<oh allison as much as i love you, even i can't defend you for that one...>...

[Aggie]

I think Shisho is going to beat us all with a cane. :eek:

that was pretty much my thought...and then it made me laugh even harder...i should post some of this stuff on my blog...:evilsmile


I like Linda Carter...

lynda cater and cheryl ladd are my first two heart stopping crushes when i was a little girl...and now i look back and realize...i've always had a thing for chicks w/ nice boobs...:D

[heystacy]

the first one i like the second one is way too classy...change that one that "whiskey" song that brad paisely did w/ allison krauss...<oh allison as much as i love you, even i can't defend you for that one...>...

I was going against type. lester does the Carlton dance, and liked vanilla ice's Ninja rap. A ballad might be hysterical. Never heard this whiskey song. From the looks of it, that's a good thing.

Night has to sing Snap's "I Got The Power." :eek:

[Lester C.]

I was going against type. lester does the Carlton dance, and liked vanilla ice's Ninja rap. A ballad might be hysterical. Never heard this whiskey song. From the looks of it, that's a good thing.

Night has to sing Snap's "I Got The Power." :eek:

I used to sing I Got the Power when I was a kid during Hudson Hawk and The Perfect weapon.

[Aggie]

I was going against type. lester does the Carlton dance, and liked vanilla ice's Ninja rap. A ballad might be hysterical. Never heard this whiskey song. From the looks of it, that's a good thing.

Night has to sing Snap's "I Got The Power." :eek:

OMFG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCg3ye2bMMA)

[heystacy]

I used to sing I Got the Power when I was a kid during Hudson Hawk and The Perfect weapon.

That's Night's song. You get this Whiskey song. My suggestion was Evanescence, but my co-executive vetoed it. :( Sorry pal. it's either that or "Freakum Dress" for you.

[Aggie]

That's Night's song. You get this Whiskey song. My suggestion was Evanescence, but my co-executive vetoed it. :( Sorry pal. it's either that or "Freakum Dress" for you.

trust me it's better and i think we can swing tommy in there since it's clearly a duet...man that video is like a mini- LT (t4w) movie on it's own...<shaking head>...i wonder what edward thinks of "the ricker" now....:evilsmile

[Aggie]

I used to sing I Got the Power when I was a kid during Hudson Hawk and The Perfect weapon.


you were a pretty messed up kid weren'tcha lester...:p

[heystacy]

OMFG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCg3ye2bMMA)

OK that was wrong. Song and video.

Lester, this one all yours. :D

[heystacy]

you were a pretty messed up kid weren'tcha lester...:p

Naw. He was the "lyrical Jesse James." LMAO!

[Tommy]

When I was just a child in school...

I wanted to be Catwoman when I grew up.

Which is officaly the gayest thing I will admit to.

[Aggie]

Naw. He was the "lyrical Jesse James." LMAO!

that whole era is one big, gigantic repressed memory...

[heystacy]

that whole era is one big, gigantic repressed memory...

It gets worse Aggie.

Somebody is singing "Two of Hearts" by Stacey Q, and "Loca-Motion"- The Kylie version. :(

[Aggie]

When I was just a child in school...

I wanted to be Catwoman when I grew up.

Which is officaly the gayest thing I will admit to.

remember that ep. of the simpsons when comic book guy and principal skinner were fighting over mrs. krabbapple and they go to the con and seymor has on the catwoman outfit...well, that was pretty gay too...;)

[heystacy]

that whole era is one big, gigantic repressed memory...

Oh yeah, Cool Rob G recorded his version of IGTP too. :eek:

[Tommy]

remember that ep. of the simpsons when comic book guy and principal skinner were fighting over mrs. krabbapple and they go to the con and seymor has on the catwoman outfit...well, that was pretty gay too...;)

I say unto you! You cannot see any CDs I bought in the 90's!

I will stay at Catwoman gay and go no furthor!

[Aggie]

It gets worse Aggie.

Somebody is singing "Two of Hearts" by Stacey Q, and "Loca-Motion"- The Kylie version. :(


all that's missing is rebbie jackson's "centipede" and rockwell's "somebody's watchin' me"...:eek:

[Lester C.]

When I was just a child in school...

I wanted to be Catwoman when I grew up.

Which is officaly the gayest thing I will admit to.

I wanted to be Duncan Macleod. Heystacy wanted to be Micheal Keaton.

[heystacy]

all that's missing is rebbie jackson's "centipede" and rockwell's "somebody's watchin' me"...:eek:

MJ did backing vocals for both those songs. Damn we have a shitty soundtrack album.

[Aggie]

Oh yeah, Cool Rob G recorded his version of IGTP too. :eek:

how about me making a tone loc reference earlier today...:eek:


I say unto you! You cannot see any CDs I bought in the 90's!

I will stay at Catwoman gay and go no furthor!

weren't you like 6 years old??...and it couldn't have been any worse than lester and his crazy mess of ninja turtle rap and the perfect weapon...what the hell happened to jeff speakman anyway??

[Tommy]

weren't you like 6 years old??...and it couldn't have been any worse than lester and his crazy mess of ninja turtle rap and the perfect weapon...what the hell happened to jeff speakman anyway??

When the 90's started I was six, when they were over I was 16 and had really bad taste.

[heystacy]

I wanted to be Duncan Macleod. Heystacy wanted to be Micheal Keaton.

I did? When did this happen? :confused: LOL

Well, I did have a Batman phase. :o

[heystacy]

how about me making a tone loc reference earlier today...:eek:

Libra powah!

[Lester C.]

OK that was wrong. Song and video.

Lester, this one all yours. :D

Country music is populated by nothing but wankers.

[Aggie]

MJ did backing vocals for both those songs. Damn we have a shitty soundtrack album.

helllooo, mcfly...that's the point...:rolleyes:

i wanted to be biff... <lmao>...

not really...but i am 4'11" of pure nasty...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

Country music is populated by nothing but wankers.

One more complaint and its a medley of Jem and the Holograms tunes for you! :evilsmile

heystacy has spoken!

[Aggie]

Country music is populated by nothing but wankers.

and domestic abusers...say...we left that one out of the movie...well at least we can say that we didn't *totally* screw shisho over...:D

[Lester C.]

One more complaint and its a medley of Jem and the Holograms tunes for you! :evilsmile

heystacy has spoken!

At least I won't watch one of their video and think it's a comedy.

[heystacy]

helllooo, mcfly...that's the point...:rolleyes:

i wanted to be biff... <lmao>...

not really...but i am 4'11" of pure nasty...:evilsmile

"Hello" is the song I am listening to right now as i read your comments. Evanescence. One track mind I have.

Nooooo! Stay out of my head Charles! ;)

[Aggie]

One more complaint and its a medley of Jem and the Holograms tunes for you! :evilsmile

heystacy has spoken!

"it's show time synergy..."...man i loved that show...then i got the dvd of the first half of the first season...and then i realized it was really, really, lame...

:(

[heystacy]

At least I won't watch one of their video and think it's a comedy.

ye will be covering them. And the Misfits and Stingers.

[Aggie]

"Hello" is the song I am listening to right now as i read your comments. Evanescence. One track mind I have.

Nooooo! Stay out of my head Charles! ;)

i read that and i automatically heard lionel ritchie in my head...so thanks for clearing that one up...:cool:

[heystacy]

"it's show time synergy..."...man i loved that show...then i got the dvd of the first half of the first season...and then i realized it was really, really, lame...

:(


Cuts like a knife, no? :mad:

Damn childhood memories playing trick on you. He-Man was cool too.

[heystacy]

i read that and i automatically heard lionel ritchie in my head...so thanks for clearing that one up...:cool:

I remember that one.

Ritchie slowly faded and replaced by his obnoxious daughter. :(

[Aggie]

ye will be covering them. And the Misfits and Stingers.

remember that ep. when the vietnamese orphan, bon-ni ran away to look for her real dad, and the only clue she had to go on was that he had red hair...up until this very day, that one still confuses me...

[Lester C.]

ye will be covering them. And the Misfits and Stingers.

Whom?:confused: I'm going to have to goggle them aren't I. Like I did with Bust A Rhyme fella you guys were talking about last week.

[heystacy]

remember that ep. when the vietnamese orphan, bon-ni ran away to look for her real dad, and the only clue she had to go on was that he had red hair...up until this very day, that one still confuses me...

Oh you brought back bad memories. LMAO!!!

[heystacy]

Whom?:confused: I'm going to have to goggle them aren't I. Like I did with Bust A Rhyme fella you guys were talking about last week.

You're putting me on. Lester please. They are all characters from Jem. just wiki it. I'm sure they have a spot there too.

[heystacy]

remember that ep. when the vietnamese orphan, bon-ni ran away to look for her real dad, and the only clue she had to go on was that he had red hair...up until this very day, that one still confuses me...

Remember how Jerrica was two timing her boyfriend as jem. :eek: That tramp was wrong for that.

it's kinda cool how they snuck that shit into a kids show.

[Lester C.]

Cuts like a knife, no? :mad:

Damn childhood memories playing trick on you. He-Man was cool too.

When I was a kid someone bought a toy copy of He-man's shield. We each took turns cowering behind the shield as the other kids through rocks at it as hard as they could. We finally stopped when one the kids got hit in the head. What really funny about the story is that we were all fighting to be the one the help the shield while the rocks were coming.

[Aggie]

When the 90's started I was six, when they were over I was 16 and had really bad taste.


you weren't alone doll..;)


Cuts like a knife, no? :mad:

Damn childhood memories playing trick on you. He-Man was cool too.

it sure did...and he-man became even more cool once you realized how freakin' homo-erotic it was...


I remember that one.

Ritchie slowly faded and replaced by his obnoxious daughter. :(

i'm not ashamed to admit that i really dig a lot of his stuff...and hey, dancin' on the ceiling and all night long rocked...:D

[heystacy]

When I was a kid someone bought a toy copy of He-man's shield. We each took turns cowering behind the shield as the other kids through rocks at it as hard as they could. We finally stopped when one the kids got hit in the head. What really funny about the story is that we were all fighting to be the one the help the shield while the rocks were coming.

I am too accident prone and used to wear glasses. Its never a great combination; rocks and shields for me.

[Lester C.]

You're putting me on. Lester please. They are all characters from Jem. just wiki it. I'm sure they have a spot there too.

I haven't seen Jem since it was on in the eighties. I don't remember anything about it, and yet I can tell you everything that went on over on Thundercats. It's amazing what the mind choses to retain and forget.

[Tommy]

I can't throw. I can't catch. I can barely walk a straight line. I drop everything. I knock everything over. I trip. I walk into things...

[heystacy]

it sure did...and he-man became even more cool once you realized how freakin' homo-erotic it was...


it also contained some seriously funny plots. interesting several of the writers went on to do other cool things.

Paul Dini worked on He-Man, as did Larry Di Tillio & Bob Forward.

[heystacy]

I haven't seen Jem since it was on in the eighties. I don't remember anything about it, and yet I can tell you everything that went on over on Thundercats. It's amazing what the mind choses to retain and forget.


Thundercats rocked. Lion-O pulled a fucking space ship outta the sky one episode. I'm like i would hate to piss him off.

[Aggie]

Whom?:confused: I'm going to have to goggle them aren't I. Like I did with Bust A Rhyme fella you guys were talking about last week.

you are so cute...:)


Remember how Jerrica was two timing her boyfriend as jem. :eek: That tramp was wrong for that.

it's kinda cool how they snuck that shit into a kids show.

i always thought that a bit strange and also that they all seemed to be pretty young and yet they ran a huge recording company and the thing that creeped me out the most was eric's obsession w/ the starlight company and his overall treatman of women...there were some ridiculous things for the most part, but there were also some really dark themes lying beneath the surface too...

When I was a kid someone bought a toy copy of He-man's shield. We each took turns cowering behind the shield as the other kids through rocks at it as hard as they could. We finally stopped when one the kids got hit in the head. What really funny about the story is that we were all fighting to be the one the help the shield while the rocks were coming.

lester wins!!!...this is the funniest post of the night!!

[heystacy]

I can't throw. I can't catch. I can barely walk a straight line. I drop everything. I knock everything over. I trip. I walk into things...

Strange, I have the same problems. :(

[heystacy]

i always thought that a bit strange and also that they all seemed to be pretty young and yet they ran a huge recording company and the thing that creeped me out the most was eric's obsession w/ the starlight company and his overall treatman of women...there were some ridiculous things for the most part, but there were also some really dark themes lying beneath the surface too...

Yes they were. Warnings against the entertainment industry? :confused:

lester wins!!!...this is the funniest post of the night!!

Looks like I gotta keep my eye on him too.

[Aggie]

it also contained some seriously funny plots. interesting several of the writers went on to do other cool things.

Paul Dini worked on He-Man, as did Larry Di Tillio & Bob Forward.

stryzinski did too as did bruce timm...and here's how i know my love for their stuff is real...my favorite eps. of the show...each one of the did at least one of them...it's funny how stuff like that carries over from childhood

[heystacy]

stryzinski did too as did bruce timm...and here's how i know my love for their stuff is real...my favorite eps. of the show...each one of the did at least one of them...it's funny how stuff like that carries over from childhood

That's right. They did great work too.

Girl we are hipsters. What we gonna do with all this cool shit we know? :cool:

[Tommy]

Hmmm should I mention how I am destressing right now?

[heystacy]

Hmmm should I mention how I am destressing right now?

What for? if you don't mind telling.

[Aggie]

I am too accident prone and used to wear glasses. Its never a great combination; rocks and shields for me.

i was the kid throwing the rocks...

I can't throw. I can't catch. I can barely walk a straight line. I drop everything. I knock everything over. I trip. I walk into things...

not only could i do all of that stuff, i was good at it...but when i was growing up, it was "girly" to do that kind of stuff...so you became a "tomboy"...which was a epitaph i still hate...so rather than be praised for my athletic ability, i was stigmatized because i wasn't a "conventional" girl...man i had to kick so many asses when i growing up...:(

[Tommy]

What for? if you don't mind telling.

Why am I destressing? Well I today was the last day of work prior to my vacation.

[Aggie]

That's right. They did great work too.

Girl we are hipsters. What we gonna do with all this cool shit we know? :cool:

um...go to disney world??...

[Aggie]

Why am I destressing? Well I today was the last day of work prior to my vacation.

yay for vacation!!...:)

[heystacy]

i was the kid throwing the rocks...

At the very least I had the sense to not get into too many situations like that. I wanted to, but i knew I was going to get hurt.



not only could i do all of that stuff, i was good at it...but when i was growing up, it was "girly" to do that kind of stuff...so you became a "tomboy"...which was a epitaph i still hate...so rather than be praised for my athletic ability, i was stigmatized because i wasn't a "conventional" girl...man i had to kick so many asses when i growing up...:(

I was luck again as i avoided most scraps. however too many people were involved.

[Tommy]

yay for vacation!!...:)

Well it has allready been semi-ruined.

[heystacy]

Why am I destressing? Well I today was the last day of work prior to my vacation.

Go you! i wish I was on vacation. LOL i would visit my peeps.

[heystacy]

um...go to disney world??...

Used to work there. I wonder if I could trash the old haunt. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

Well it has allready been semi-ruined.

awww, poodle...:(

[Aggie]

Used to work there. I wonder if I could trash the old haunt. :rolleyes:

there's the spirit, see my powers of corruption are working in leaps and bonds...before you know it, why you'll be knocking over bums and relieving them of their alcohol of choice...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

there's the spirit, see my powers of corruption are working in leaps and bonds...before you know it, why you'll be knocking over bums and relieving them of their alcohol of choice...:evilsmile

You are Sith!

Umm... is Lester really one of y'all?

[Tommy]

awww, poodle...:(

I planned it so that I would be off from the 1st through the 7th, since I knew my parents would be at a lake in a different state from the 28th through the 9th. I was all excited for a whole week with no parents, no customers. Just me, all alone. Well then they pushed it back to the 3rd. And now it is back to the 4th in the evening.:( I will get allmost no time to myself.

[Aggie]

I planned it so that I would be off from the 1st through the 7th, since I knew my parents would be at a lake in a different state from the 28th through the 9th. I was all excited for a whole week with no parents, no customers. Just me, all alone. Well then they pushed it back to the 3rd. And now it is back to the 4th in the evening.:( I will get allmost no time to myself.

that really sucks...hopefully you'll be able to find something to do that won't require being around anyone.

[Aggie]

You are Sith!

Umm... is Lester really one of y'all?

i'll answer that w/ this analogy:

lester:sith

steve urkel:cool

i hope that clarifies everything for you...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

i'll answer that w/ this analogy:

lester:sith

steve urkel:cool

i hope that clarifies everything for you...:evilsmile

Better than the MAT, I'll say. ;)

Good night. I'm the early bird for tomorrow at the library. This is get a favor/shift change from Stacy weekend.

[Tommy]

that really sucks...hopefully you'll be able to find something to do that won't require being around anyone.

I need my own private island. And those life making powers from rumbles...

[Aggie]

I need my own private island. And those life making powers from rumbles...

take me w/ you!!!...;)

Better than the MAT, I'll say. ;)

Good night. I'm the early bird for tomorrow at the library. This is get a favor/shift change from Stacy weekend.

yeah..it's beddy bye time for me too...pleasant dreams you princes of new england...;)

[Tommy]

And now... I am destressed.

[heystacy]

I wanna sleep. Fake movie making is tough.

[Aggie]

I wanna sleep. Fake movie making is tough.

"it's hard out here for a pimp."

[heystacy]

"it's hard out here for a pimp."

Yeah, and I needs me some lobster and shrimp. :cool:

Gotta put this move out on the streets.

[Aggie]

Yeah, and I needs me some lobster and shrimp. :cool:

Gotta put this move out on the streets.

i look at pimps and wonder...how does one fall under the spell of a man dressed-up in a lavender outfit and a third grade education??

[heystacy]

i look at pimps and wonder...how does one fall under the spell of a man dressed-up in a lavender outfit and a third grade education??

He says he loves them, and to some that is a magical word, unlike unicorns and rainbows, love is real and will make the world go around. :rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

i look at pimps and wonder...how does one fall under the spell of a man dressed-up in a lavender outfit and a third grade education??

Ask Tommy! The thread has been deleted:mad: but Tommy posted a picture of himself as a Pimp! There was also a photo of him riding a tricycle.:eek:

[Tommy]

Ask Tommy! The thread has been deleted:mad: but Tommy posted a picture of himself as a Pimp! There was also a photo of him riding a tricycle.:eek:

This one?????

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2982/674638832lpj2.jpg

[Lester C.]

This one?????

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2982/674638832lpj2.jpg

That would be the one now go ahead and answer this question.

i look at pimps and wonder...how does one fall under the spell of a man dressed-up in a lavender outfit and a third grade education??

[Tommy]

That would be the one now go ahead and answer this question.

Chicks go crazy for a guy with a sweet ride.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/415/file2sg5.jpg

[Lester C.]

This one?????

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2982/674638832lpj2.jpg
I know you are gay, but you two look like a gorgeous young couple on Halloween. Both of you would be considered smoking hot by members of the opposite sex. When people use the phrase pretty people they are talking about you two.

[Aggie]

*swoons*...does this mean i have to call tommy "daddy" and give him 50% of my earnings??...

[Tommy]

*swoons*...does this mean i have to call tommy "daddy" and give him 50% of my earnings??...

Yes, yes it does.

[heystacy]

*swoons*...does this mean i have to call tommy "daddy" and give him 50% of my earnings??...

*takes a break from writing*

I love it when you call me "big poppa"-wave your hands in air if you's a true playa.

*gets back to writing*

[Lester C.]

*takes a break from writing*

I love it when you call me "big poppa"-wave your hands in air if you's a true playa.

*gets back to writing*

I know I've embarrassed myself in the past trying to identify rappers, but I'm 100 percent certain that you are talking about the late and my brother would argue great Tupac.:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[heystacy]

I know I've embarrassed myself in the past trying to identify rappers, but I'm 100 percent certain that you are talking about the late and my brother would argue great Tupac.:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

You are wrong Lester, so wrong. :-(

That's Biggie Smalls, Tupac's rap rival. :-O

I love that you tried though. that's what counts. ;-)

[Aggie]

Yes, yes it does.

only on the condition that you don't try to bitch slap me...that's a deal breaker...;)


*takes a break from writing*

I love it when you call me "big poppa"-wave your hands in air if you's a true playa.

*gets back to writing*


i like that little interlude...which reminds me, i need to get back to work...

I know I've embarrassed myself in the past trying to identify rappers, but I'm 100 percent certain that you are talking about the late and my brother would argue great Tupac...

you are soooo cute...

[Tommy]

only on the condition that you don't try to bitch slap me...that's a deal breaker...;)

I only shake down johns.

[heystacy]

only on the condition that you don't try to bitch slap me...that's a deal breaker...;)


I would imagine. I've heard pimp horror stories. Too offensive for good company.


i like that little interlude...which reminds me, i need to get back to work...

I got off work. I need to unwind. Short staffed and all that rabble.



you are soooo cute...

I think YABS would be boring without Lester.

[Night Swordsman]

I got off work. I need to unwind. Short staffed and all that rabble.





I think YABS would be boring without Lester.

<Hands Stacy a A&W Root Beer Float> Time to destress ;) And thank you.

[heystacy]

<Hands Stacy a A&W Root Beer Float> Time to destress ;) And thank you.


You're welcome. MMMMMM Root Bear.

*Somewhere Cam laughs at the words "root beer."*

[Night Swordsman]

You're welcome. MMMMMM Root Bear.

*Somewhere Cam laughs at the words "root beer."*

I take it root has a different meaning in Oz?

I feel sorry for Cam...if he ever came over to the US,he would have a problem finding decent beer to what he is used to down there.

[heystacy]

I take it root has a different meaning in Oz?

I feel sorry for Cam...if he ever came over to the US,he would have a problem finding decent beer to what he is used to down there.

Root=Slang for "fuck" :D

[Lester C.]

I only shake down johns.

Thanks to Lawerence Block this I know about. It's called the Badger Game. What happenes is that a woman pick up some poor bastard and takes him or her to a hotel room. Then the woman's boyfried and or partner of crime arrives kicks the tar out of the John and robs him. Then they both point and laugh and leave the poor bastard to go explain to his wife how he lost his wallet and car.

[Night Swordsman]

Root=Slang for "fuck" :D

Figures. :rolleyes:

You would think that would make it MORE tempting for Cam. :p

[heystacy]

Figures. :rolleyes:

You would think that would make it MORE tempting for Cam. :p

Heh. I think he would prefer his beer unmolested.

[Tommy]

Heh. I think he would prefer his beer unmolested.

Are they going to start a new To Catch a Predator series about Beers?

[heystacy]

Are they going to start a new To Catch a Predator series about Beers?


Why not? LMAO!!!!

[Night Swordsman]

Are they going to start a new To Catch a Predator series about Beers?

Once again,Tommy comes up with the strangest tangent ever.
Good show! :D

[Tommy]

Once again,Tommy comes up with the strangest tangent ever.
Good show! :D

I certainly try.

[Aggie]

so we're molesting beers now??...:confused:

[Cam63]

Only those who can't appreciate good taste.

[Night Swordsman]

Only those who can't appreciate good taste.

What the heck did this mean?

[heystacy]

so we're molesting beers now??...:confused:

We're bad. We just did a LT movie and we're onto more evil things. :eek:

[Shisho]

OMG, how have I been missing this thread?

Hey Aggie, I know thie was way way back in the thread, but can you guess what astrological sign I am? Huh huh?

:D

[Aggie]

OMG, how have I been missing this thread?

Hey Aggie, I know thie was way way back in the thread, but can you guess what astrological sign I am? Huh huh?

:D


i feel like the great "karnak" now...um...i'm gonna go w/ sagittarius??...

[Aggie]

i feel like the great "karnak" now...um...i'm gonna go w/ sagittarius??...


ah..capricorn...i was close...:o

so um...you know about your LT (t4W) movie huh??....:(

[heystacy]

i feel like the great "karnak" now...um...i'm gonna go w/ sagittarius??...

She's distracted. Now let's get away before she reads all our posts from the weekend. ;)

[Shisho]

Wait, movie wha? Did I skip over that section?

[heystacy]

Everybody Run!!!!!


We love you Shisho. ;) LOL

[Aggie]

Wait, movie wha? Did I skip over that section?

<haminah-haminiah>...movie??...what movie??..who said anything about a movie??...<follows stacy's advice and runs...>

[Tommy]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Flees*

[Shisho]

LIFETIME?!?!?!

You're putting me on LIFETIME!?!?!?!

*Readies the Scanner of Agony and sets it to "Please Kill Me, Oh God the Pain!"*

Who is responsible for this travesty?

Althought the me being engaged to Tommy part is pretty funny. I can just imagine him wanting to talk about Heroes and I'll be all "Shhhhh! I haven't gotten to that episode yet!!!"

I must keep reading.

[Aggie]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Flees*

to quote dee from what's happen'n..."we're in tru-ble"...:eek:



EDIT: just so you guys know, i will throw you under a bus to save my own hide...i'm just saying...

[heystacy]

LIFETIME?!?!?!

You're putting me on LIFETIME!?!?!?!

*Readies the Scanner of Agony and sets it to "Please Kill Me, Oh God the Pain!"*

Who is responsible for this travesty?

Althought the me being engaged to Tommy part is pretty funny. I can just imagine him wanting to talk about Heroes and I'll be all "Shhhhh! I haven't gotten to that episode yet!!!"

I must keep reading.

*activates force field*

Shisho, you got a soundtrack too.

*flees again*

[Shisho]

I think Shisho is going to beat us all with a cane. :eek:

Good idea.

*Starts looking for a cane.*

Beat first, then shoot with Scanner of Agony.

Lifetime. Good lord.

[Aggie]

Good idea.

*Starts looking for a cane.*

Beat first, then shoot with Scanner of Agony.

Lifetime. Good lord.

but think about how many women will be "empowered" after watching your story...huh, huh??

[Shisho]

Alright that's it! Lester, you get to be a Sith Lord if you somehow hijack my movie away from the evil-doers and put it on Sci-Fi or something. And I want to kick ass.

Dark Shisho. That's sounds cool. Go with that.

And no, no one is voting on my death a la Robin. Hell, with my luck, there'll be a power drill involved. That's all I need. :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

Mother May I Read this Book: the Shisho Story

We so gave you a great storyline that only Lifetime Network could produce and present to the world.

[heystacy]

Alright that's it! Lester, you get to be a Sith Lord if you somehow hijack my movie away from the evil-doers and put it on Sci-Fi or something. And I want to kick ass.

Dark Shisho. That's sounds cool. Go with that.

And no, no one is voting on my death a la Robin. Hell, with my luck, there'll be a power drill involved. That's all I need. :rolleyes:

No Sith has the power to stop the Lifetime harpies. You'll send Lester to his doom.

If he manages to survive we have the riddle of the Sphinx, which deals with rap related questions. Poor Lester will fail utterly.

[Shisho]

Mother May I Read this Book: the Shisho Story

We so gave you a great storyline that only Lifetime Network could produce and present to the world.

I. Am. Going. To. Hurt. You. All.

*HeyStacy hears the high-pitched whine of the Scanner of Agony powering up*

Dark Shisho. Heh.

[heystacy]

I. Am. Going. To. Hurt. You. All.

*HeyStacy hears the high-pitched whine of the Scanner of Agony powering up*

Dark Shisho. Heh.

You know I like it. ;)

*Activates stealth technology for fear of lethal usage*

Find me now, Shisho. :evilsmile

EDIT: Did I mention that we love you Shisho?

[Aggie]

I. Am. Going. To. Hurt. You. All.

*HeyStacy hears the high-pitched whine of the Scanner of Agony powering up*

Dark Shisho. Heh.

hey stacy, wait until she finds out that she doesn't have the budget for that, won't she feel really silly then...<cue in evil laughter>...and w/ that kiddies, i must now away to go seek my fortunes elsewhere..adieu...:D

[heystacy]

hey stacy, wait until she finds out that she doesn't have the budget for that, won't she feel really silly then...<cue in evil laughter>...and w/ that kiddies, i must now away to go seek my fortunes elsewhere..adieu...:D

Oh, that's right. Shisho, we're in the Lifetime universe. Nothing fanciful can be powered here. Sorry. Not in the budget. :o Which is how we got you such a shitty soundtrack. :o

Lester's spirited rendition of Snap's "I Got the Power" should raise eyebrows.

[Shisho]

EDIT: Did I mention that we love you Shisho?

Of course you do darling. The X-Men loved Jean too:
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/Penemue269/300px-Dark_Phoenix_.jpg

The Scooby Gang loved Willow, and look what happened to her:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/Penemue269/TwotoGo.jpg

But now you have unleashed the power of Dark Shisho! Dark Shisho is coming for you! Run! Run!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!




(Yeah yeah. Love you too. Brats. ;))

[Tommy]

AHHHH! Save me Peter Petrelli!

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5567/nup1057150781ce7.jpg

[heystacy]

Of course you do darling. The X-Men loved Jean too

Not Scott Summers. ;)

The Scooby Gang loved Willow, and look what happened to her:

She got over it.

But now you have unleashed the power of Dark Shisho! Dark Shisho is coming for you! Run! Run!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

(Yeah yeah. Love you too. Brats. ;))

You can't change the movie, and we already created a Dark Shisho we're gonna offer to Spike TV.


ANNOUNCER:
She's bad! She's mad! And she's kicking fellas in the nads...

She's...Shisho!

P.S. She'll kick your puppies & kittens too. Look out world!

[Tommy]

That sounds like a Sci-Fi made for TV movie... Like Python vs. Komodo.

[heystacy]

That sounds like a Sci-Fi made for TV movie... Like Python vs. Komodo.

Cool. Aggie, we got another pitch to work on. This time for Sci-Fi network. :D

[Tommy]

This is very important: It must have a scientist working on developing a new biological weapon for the U.S. Military.

[heystacy]

This is very important: It must have a scientist working on developing a new biological weapon for the U.S. Military.

Sounds like somebody just got himself a part.

[Tommy]

Sounds like somebody just got himself a part.

Now all that remains to be seen is if I die an ironic death since I am attempting to cover up the project or a heroic death to stop the weapon since I realized early on how dangerous is was, and attempted to warn people.

[heystacy]

Now all that remains to be seen is if I die an ironic death since I am attempting to cover up the project or a heroic death to stop the weapon since I realized early on how dangerous is was, and attempted to warn people.

Which one do you want. The ironic death is so common. Too common. Typical for Sci-Fi.

[Tommy]

Which one do you want. The ironic death is so common. Too common. Typical for Sci-Fi.

Which makes it not very ironic now doesn't it?

[heystacy]

Which makes it not very ironic now doesn't it?

True. Heroic deaths are common as well. There is no desire for the writer or producers to move into some challenges.

[Tommy]

Very well, I shall take up my calling as the film’s villain and die ironically at the hands of my creation.

Now should I resurrect an extinct species (Sabertooth) or make a normal size species larger (Boa vs. Python)

Or perhaps both... Sabertooth vs. Python?

[heystacy]

Very well, I shall take up my calling as the film’s villain and die ironically at the hands of my creation.

Now should I resurrect an extinct species (Sabertooth) or make a normal size species larger (Boa vs. Python)

Or perhaps both... Sabertooth vs. Python?

It can't be worse than what's been presented on Sc-fi.

ASIDE: I always thought I could out bad a sci-fi movie with one of my own. i need to work that idea out, because I know it will be good and awful, yet entertaining. ;)

[Aggie]

Not Scott Summers. ;)



She got over it.



You can't change the movie, and we already created a Dark Shisho we're gonna offer to Spike TV.


ANNOUNCER:
She's bad! She's mad! And she's kicking fellas in the nads...

She's...Shisho!

P.S. She'll kick your puppies & kittens too. Look out world!


a) i hate both scott and jean...<sicilian spit of disgust>

b) darth rosenberg was the shiznit

c) that whole bit about shisho kicking nads and kittens was truly inspired and i bow before your greatness...she kinda sounds like shaft...she would make for an awesom blaxploitation heroine...:evilsmile

That sounds like a Sci-Fi made for TV movie... Like Python vs. Komodo.

<laughing>...sci-fi channel is out of my jurisdiction, you ca have at it "daddy"... ;)

[Night Swordsman]

Said it once.
Said it a thousand times(or it just feels like it).

NO HURTING THE KITTENS.


By the way,Shisho...please notice that i had in NO way any part of this travesty,this MOCKERY of television movie making.

And at least you did not star in Stan Lee's Harpies.
Seriously,that was the movie title.


Now...please continue to teach these whippersnappers to show some r.e.s.p.e.c.t.