Let The De-Stressing Begin!

[Aggie]

What's Dante's Cove?

it's a gayed up mash of buffy, xena, and the x-files...

[heystacy]

it's a gayed up mash of buffy, xena, and the x-files...

Is it a good story, or simply full of nudity?

[Aggie]

Is it a good story, or simply full of nudity?

umm...no...just full of nudity and lotsa gay sex...

[Sabrinaset]

umm...no...just full of nudity and lotsa gay sex...

So it's a good story then? :p

[Tommy]

Is it a good story, or simply full of nudity?

It makes me laugh. I'm not sure about the story though twenty minutes in and there is some ridiculous stuff about witches and three sex scenes.

[Aggie]

So it's a good story then? :p

well there's no pizza boy if that's what your askin'...

[Tommy]

Watching Youtube clips of boys making out depresses me.

[heystacy]

umm...no...just full of nudity and lotsa gay sex...

Ahhhh! Tommy is usually critical of Gay genre movies for lack of substance and style. I take it this one is so-so?

[heystacy]

It makes me laugh. I'm not sure about the story though twenty minutes in and there is some ridiculous stuff about witches and three sex scenes.

Sounds like a hot mess.

[Aggie]

Sounds like a hot mess.

i think i could only stomach like the first 2 eps...but i heard it got better...but i think that's a bit of dubious info...

[Tommy]

Ahhhh! Tommy is usually critical of Gay genre movies for lack of substance and style. I take it this one is so-so?

The style is good for really low budget independent movies. The film quality is great. It has special effects which is shocking. They aren't GOOD special effects, but they're there. There are moments of good writing, but there are moments of ridiculous writing. Mostly it comes off as soft core porn with a weird plot about witches.

The 1800's setting and costumes needed a lot of work. And those actors can't do British Accents.

For a gay movie it's pretty good.

For a normal movie it's pretty silly.

[Sabrinaset]

I bet I could write a pretty good porno. Maybe I'll post it on Lynxland!

[Tommy]

I bet I could write a pretty good porno. Maybe I'll post it on Lynxland!

I know I could. We should have the great YABS porn off!

[Aggie]

The style is good for really low budget independent movies. The film quality is great. It has special effects which is shocking. They aren't GOOD special effects, but they're there. There are moments of good writing, but there are moments of ridiculous writing. Mostly it comes off as soft core porn with a weird plot about witches.

The 1800's setting and costumes needed a lot of work. And those actors can't do British Accents.

For a gay movie it's pretty good.

For a normal movie it's pretty silly.

it had a very scraggly looking tracy scoggins...that was enough to put me off...and on that note...i bid you gents and ladies good night...:)

[Tommy]

Ahh the OC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4zBg5NaVBs)... how I miss thee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ajTMUKc_Kc).

[Cayman]

I just saw a picture of Milo's butt on Pink Is The New Blog, and thought of you, Tommy.

[Cayman]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/110/d/2/Namor_the_Submariner_by_NunoPlati.jpg

Hawt.

[Tommy]

I just saw a picture of Milo's butt on Pink Is The New Blog, and thought of you, Tommy.

As if there was any doubt I was going to see Pathology.

[Aggie]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/110/d/2/Namor_the_Submariner_by_NunoPlati.jpg

Hawt.

i'm a little bit aroused...

[Tommy]

i'm a little bit aroused...

I'm not going to say what I once saw... but it was arousing.

[Cayman]

Last night I dreamt that my cat's mouth fell off. :(

[heystacy]

Last night I dreamt that my cat's mouth fell off. :(

Whoa. Sometimes I dream my cat is still with me, and that he was hiding under the furniture. All is well until I wake up. :(

[hellokittykat]

Last night I dreamt that my cat's mouth fell off. :(

You're trying to repress freedom of cat speech aren't you?

[Tommy]

Well if cats weren't using it for pornography...

[Lester C.]

Must be hormonal then. Your gums tend to become more sensitve the closer you get to starting your menstruation cycle.

You're trying to repress freedom of cat speech aren't you?

Someone needs to!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[hellokittykat]

Someone needs to!:mad: :mad: :mad:

Ha!:p
........

[Sabrinaset]

Last chance guys ... send me your favorite posts for September now! Please limit the Lester quotes to ten or less!

[Aggie]

oh patches i heart you so hard..i just saw your comment to les about gum sensitivity...hilarious...i can just picture it now..."hello god, are you there, it's me lester"...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Cayman]

You're trying to repress freedom of cat speech aren't you?

They do always seem to be on the wrong side of a debate.

[Sabrinaset]

Just all the Lester clones hanging out. Stupid Kat Tricks is some of the best reading I get. :cool:

Some of the Sabrinas started hanging around Aggies LJ, but she's happier when they don't talk, so you won't see them there anymore.

[Aggie]

Some of the Sabrinas started hanging around Aggies LJ, but she's happier when they don't talk, so you won't see them there anymore.

awww...:(

they're welcome anytime...especially the ones w/ the vibrators...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

I feel like watching the romance scene from Not Anouther Teen Movie right now.

[Aggie]

I feel like watching the romance scene from Not Anouther Teen Movie right now.

you stole chris evans and chris meloni from me...

ETA:

i just pulled a hellokittykat and put this on the wrong thread...

[Tommy]

So what does everyone think of my new word "Mantasy"?

[Aggie]

So what does everyone think of my new word "Mantasy"?

it's very inspired...holy crap!!...stacy SNL is doing a dead on spoof of solid gold!!

[heystacy]

it's very inspired...holy crap!!...stacy SNL is doing a dead on spoof of solid gold!!

Damn missed it. :mad:

[heystacy]

So what does everyone think of my new word "Mantasy"?

Use it in a sentence. :cool:

[Aggie]

Damn missed it. :mad:

it was pretty funny...:D

[Tommy]

Use it in a sentence. :cool:

I totaly had a mantasy tonight while watching the football team run around campus.

[heystacy]

it was pretty funny...:D

I just peeped the Kanye West (r u checking the spelling, Lester) when he stole the award from that 7 yr old. LOL.

[Aggie]

I just peeped the Kanye West (r u checking the spelling, Lester) when he stole the award from that 7 yr old. LOL.

he' a pompous ass...

[heystacy]

I totaly had a mantasy tonight while watching the football team run around campus.

It's a ok word. I like "tungry" (tired+hungry).

EXAMPLE: I was so tungry last night, I fell asleep while trying to eat a sandwich.

[heystacy]

he' a pompous ass...

He does take it far out there.

[Aggie]

He does take it far out there.

nothing worse than an artist who believes his own hype...:rolleyes:

[Sabrinaset]

Use it in a sentence. :cool:

People who engage in mantasies often are engaged in homosexualization.

[heystacy]

nothing worse than an artist who believes his own hype...:rolleyes:

Reminds me of P. Diddy, and Michael Jackson, in that regard.

[heystacy]

People who engage in mantasies often are engaged in homosexualization.

...like a certain congressman in a bathroom stall? ;)

[Tommy]

People who engage in mantasies often are engaged in homosexualization.

Now that deserves to go in the quote book!

[Sabrinaset]

Now that deserves to go in the quote book!

I have a few of mine in there already ... but okay. I think Lester is leading though, and HelloKittykat is in second place. I really wanna Cam and Beetle quote, so far none yet.

[Tommy]

Okay... people who chose to have an extended fight in a public computer lab where someone else is sitting are really need a little self awareness.

[Cam63]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/110/d/2/Namor_the_Submariner_by_NunoPlati.jpg

Hawt.

I was wondering what Ian Thorpe was doing these days.

[Cam63]

Now that deserves to go in the quote book!

Yea, verily it doth.

[heystacy]

Okay... people who chose to have an extended fight in a public computer lab where someone else is sitting are really need a little self awareness.

Or those who watch porn on public computers. Near windows and open space. The security guard is right there. :rolleyes:

[hellokittykat]

I have a few of mine in there already ... but okay. I think Lester is leading though, and HelloKittykat is in second place. I really wanna Cam and Beetle quote, so far none yet.

Cam made one of my favoritest quotes on the 'Huffybaby Thread' but it was from last year some time.

[Cayman]

Fedde Le Grand is good-looking for a dance music producer. They are usually lumpy bald guys.

http://a923.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_30ea0cb1955e1e725a647f099061366a.jpg

[Tommy]

Queer Dodgeball turned into Gay kickball and our team lost both games. :mad:

[Cayman]

I was hoping the rain might let up a bit this afternoon, but it's still pouring.

[heystacy]

Yaaaay! My Sunday has been smooth. Very smooth. I need a birthday drink. :cool:

[Tommy]

Yaaaay! My Sunday has been smooth. Very smooth. I need a birthday drink. :cool:

Just make sure you don't play dodgeball with lesbians.:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

I was wondering where WhiteRose, sk, and Kris were off to today!

They totally whomped you guys, didn't they?

[Tommy]

I was wondering where WhiteRose, sk, and Kris were off to today!

They totally whomped you guys, didn't they?

It was like WWI. I even think I got trench foot.

[hellokittykat]

It was like WWI. I even think I got trench foot.

At least you didn't have to eat gelatinous ham in a can.:)

[hellokittykat]

Where are the other Rotten Apples?
I'm bummed and have a raging headache.:(

[Cayman]

I wish I didn't have insomnia all the time. I finally got to sleep about 1 and woke up about 4.

I bought my kitty a new litterbox with a little flap-door on it to keep his from getting litter everywhere, but now I'm stressed he isn't going to figure out how to use it and I'll come home to find he's used my carpet as a litterbox. Eesh.

[Aggie]

Queer Dodgeball turned into Gay kickball and our team lost both games. :mad:

haven't you heard...gays are bad at sports...well not lesbians, but yeah, gay guys suck...at sports...:evilsmile

[Aggie]

I wish I didn't have insomnia all the time. I finally got to sleep about 1 and woke up about 4.

I bought my kitty a new litterbox with a little flap-door on it to keep his from getting litter everywhere, but now I'm stressed he isn't going to figure out how to use it and I'll come home to find he's used my carpet as a litterbox. Eesh.

that's one thing i have to hand to cats...they're pretty smart, i'm sure yours will figure it out right away...:)

[Cayman]

that's one thing i have to hand to cats...they're pretty smart, i'm sure yours will figure it out right away...:)

He used it once when I held the little flap open.

Knowing him, he'll expect me to open it for him each time. :evilangry

[heystacy]

Just make sure you don't play dodgeball with lesbians.:mad:

One out of shape artist (who needs to hit the gym) against several women in a competitive sport. :o I'll settle for the drink or few. :D

[hellokittykat]

haven't you heard...gays are bad at sports...well not lesbians, but yeah, gay guys suck...at sports...:evilsmile

Hey it's the Gainfully Employed Girl. :)
How was your first day?

[heystacy]

Hey it's the Gainfully Employed Girl. :)
How was your first day?

Yeah, spill it Aggie. :D

[Lester C.]

I had two Paralegal interviews today. The first one I aced, and should know in a couple of days whether or not they will hire me. The second one I was shown the door due to my lack of experience.

[heystacy]

I had two Paralegal interviews today. The first one I aced, and should know in a couple of days whether or not they will hire me. The second one I was shown the door due to my lack of experience.

Sorry dude about the second one, but at least you had a positive experience at the first job.

[Aggie]

Hey it's the Gainfully Employed Girl. :)
How was your first day?

Yeah, spill it Aggie. :D

well...one kid cried from the moment his mom left until she came to pick him up and another kid spent her time throwing up all over the place...i don't think i'm gonna last too long...:(

[heystacy]

well...one kid cried from the moment his mom left until she came to pick him up and another kid spent her time throwing up all over the place...i don't think i'm gonna last too long...:(

:o Sorry Aggie. Kids. :( Hang in there.

[Aggie]

:o Sorry Aggie. Kids. :( Hang in there.

ah...it's all in the experience...so birthday guy...how is your day going??..:D

[heystacy]

ah...it's all in the experience...so birthday guy...how is your day going??..:D

Ask me tomorrow, when I won't be at work. ;)

Today is real dry. Spent time in two offices. My advisor and the Dramatic Writing dept's head, asking questions about my future, and the programs.

[Aggie]

Ask me tomorrow, when I won't be at work. ;)

aaah...so you're foolin' around on the job...;)

[heystacy]

aaah...so you're foolin' around on the job...;)

Shhhhh! ;) LOL

I need a break because I have been working like crazy. Too much. I'm feeling burnt out. :(

[Aggie]

Shhhhh! ;) LOL

I need a break because I have been working like crazy. Too much. I'm feeling burnt out. :(

you tell the man that you're not takin' any of his crap on your birthday...:mad:

[heystacy]

you tell the man that you're not takin' any of his crap on your birthday...:mad:

LOL At night it's me and a co-worker.

[Tommy]

haven't you heard...gays are bad at sports...well not lesbians, but yeah, gay guys suck...at sports...:evilsmile

Yes we do. And the only gay man on the planet who can throw hard was on their team. :mad:

[Aggie]

Yes we do. And the only gay man on the planet who can throw hard was on their team. :mad:

is he a gay lesbian??

[Cayman]

is he a gay lesbian??

Those are the worst.

[Aggie]

Those are the worst.

*laughs*...i don't know why, but that's just plain funny...i think it's because i pictured napoleon dynamite saying it...

[heystacy]

Gay lesbian? :confused: :eek: "Glesbian?"

[Sabrinaset]

I'd like to remind everyone that The Quotable YABS (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=192441)for September thread is now online!

And I'd ALSO like to ask you guys to send me your YABS quotes for NEXT month as well!

[heystacy]

I'd like to remind everyone that The Quotable YABS (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=192441)for September thread is now online!

And I'd ALSO like to ask you guys to send me your YABS quotes for NEXT month as well!

The pressure!!!! :eek:

[Cayman]

Performance anxiety!

http://sxmprivateeye.com/files/images/Wilted%20flower.JPG

[heystacy]

Performance anxiety!

http://sxmprivateeye.com/files/images/Wilted%20flower.JPG

Oh Snap! :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Sigh ... ! Send me your favorite quotes from OTHER people! The ones who make you laugh and all!

[Tommy]

is he a gay lesbian??

Well... there is someone who could be considered a gay lesbian in the club...

[hellokittykat]

The pressure!!!! :eek:

What are you worried about?
You've been quite a sassy Stacy lately.:p

[Lester C.]

What are you worried about?
You've been quite a sissy Stacy lately.:p

You had a typo in your sentence, so I took the liberty of fixing it for you.

[Cayman]

Spoke with my potential new boss this morning. I haven't done the offiical interview, but they'll have a decision made by month's end and if I get it, I'll be in Florida by December 10th. *nerves*

[hellokittykat]

Spoke with my potential new boss this morning. I haven't done the offiical interview, but they'll have a decision made by month's end and if I get it, I'll be in Florida by December 10th. *nerves*

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you Cay. :)

damke itr's haffrdf ggo type 3siwighj yopudr fin gerse croisse4de!#$

[Aggie]

You had a typo in your sentence, so I took the liberty of fixing it for you.

looks like somebody's gonna get an ass kickin'...:evilsmile

Spoke with my potential new boss this morning. I haven't done the offiical interview, but they'll have a decision made by month's end and if I get it, I'll be in Florida by December 10th. *nerves*

i hope you get the gig sweetie, and i hope you like your new digs too...:)

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you Cay. :)

damke itr's haffrdf ggo type 3siwighj yopudr fin gerse croisse4de!#$

i think i'm gonna have to start callin' ya krazzy kat from now on...

[heystacy]

You had a typo in your sentence, so I took the liberty of fixing it for you.

*spits out latte*

Of course you know, this means war. :evilsmile

*grabs Singapore cane*

Let's do this, Ronin Barista style.

[Cayman]

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you Cay. :)

damke itr's haffrdf ggo type 3siwighj yopudr fin gerse croisse4de!#$


i hope you get the gig sweetie, and i hope you like your new digs too...:)



i think i'm gonna have to start callin' ya krazzy kat from now on...

Thanks, I appreciate it!

[Lester C.]

*spits out latte*

Of course you know, this means war. :evilsmile

*grabs Singapore cane*

Let's do this, Ronin Barista style.

Are you... hitting on me?:confused: :eek: :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

i think i'm gonna have to start callin' ya krazzy kat from now on...

So like, we're the tag team of Blondie Bear and Krazzy Kat now, HelloKittyKat?

[hellokittykat]

So like, we're the tag team of Blondie Bear and Krazzy Kat now, HelloKittyKat?

I didn't know I was Krazy Kat now because I was Bad Kat before:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5415892&postcount=3879

I'll take Krazy Kat though! :) I'll make our costumes, Bree!

[heystacy]

Are you... hitting on me?:confused: :eek: :mad:

Caning is more than mere "hitting." Much like the kidney punches you will receive afterwards, to add salt on the wounds. :evilsmile

[Tommy]

Why can't my life be more like a Spanish language soap opera? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUqleOXJgnA)

It would be so much more interesting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QGx_SSxKs)

[hellokittykat]

Caning is more than mere "hitting." Much like the kidney punches you will receive afterwards, to add salt on the wounds. :evilsmile

At first I read this as 'caring is more than mere hitting'. Ha!:p

[heystacy]

At first I read this as 'caring is more than mere hitting'. Ha!:p

LOL You're misreading too? :eek: Unite Rotten Apples Gang! (Aggies says we can't put the "u" at the end of the anacronym :o )

[hellokittykat]

LOL You're misreading too? :eek: Unite Rotten Apples Gang! (Aggies says we can't put the "u" at the end of the anacronym :o )

I know! It's spreading!:eek:

[Tommy]

I know! It's spreading!:eek:

Quicker than mono at summer camp.

[heystacy]

I know! It's spreading!:eek:

Quicker than mono at summer camp.

I blame Lester. :o

[Aggie]

I didn't know I was Krazy Kat now because I was Bad Kat before:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5415892&postcount=3879

I'll take Krazy Kat though! :) I'll make our costumes, Bree!


that's krazzy w/ 2 "z" ...

[hellokittykat]

that's krazzy w/ 2 "z" ...

My bad, working girl. :)

[hellokittykat]

I blame Lester. :o

Normally I'd reply with some ridiculous thing that I would blame, but Stacy, when you're right, you're right.:cool:

[Aggie]

My bad, working girl. :)

yeah..it's seriously cutting into my YABS and latenight porn time...:(

[hellokittykat]

yeah..it's seriously cutting into my YABS and latenight porn time...:(

Yeah! I miss seeing you as much as I used to! Damn 'having-to-make-a-living' thing.:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Normally I'd reply with some ridiculous thing that I would blame, but Stacy, when you're right, you're right.:cool:

I think Lester's hand is pregnant! :D

[heystacy]

Normally I'd reply with some ridiculous thing that I would blame, but Stacy, when you're right, you're right.:cool:

Word! :cool: Bad, bad Lester! :mad:

[heystacy]

I think Lester's hand is pregnant! :D

Who's the father? :eek: ;) LMAO!

[Aggie]

Yeah! I miss seeing you as much as I used to! Damn 'having-to-make-a-living' thing.:mad:

to quote florida evans..."DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!..."

I think Lester's hand is pregnant! :D

that's one for the october digest...:evilsmile

[hellokittykat]

I think Lester's hand is pregnant! :D

I hope he makes an honest hand out of it.

[Aggie]

Who's the father? :eek: ;) LMAO!

that reminds me of an episode of south park...:eek:

[Aggie]

I hope he makes an honest hand out of it.

*laughs*...that's another one...

[heystacy]

I hope he makes an honest hand out of it.

I don't know. Rumor has it Palmela is a tramp, and Hangela is a gold digger. :eek:

[Aggie]

I don't know. Rumor has it Palmela is a tramp, and Hangela is a gold digger. :eek:

"we want pre-nup...we want pre-nup..."

[Tommy]

I want a nup.

[heystacy]

"we want pre-nup...we want pre-nup..."

LMAO!! In this case she did mess with a broke...broke. :eek:

[Aggie]

I want a nup.

dontcha mean "nip"...??...

[hellokittykat]

LMAO!! In this case she did mess with a broke...broke. :eek:

Wait until he finds out it wasn't his!

[Aggie]

LMAO!! In this case she did mess with a broke...broke. :eek:

i hate to admit that i actually totally dig that song...:o

[Tommy]

dontcha mean "nip"...??...

Of cider? Of course I do.

[Aggie]

Wait until he finds out it wasn't his!

LMAO...i'm afraid to ask what happens next...perhaps a promotion to "fries"...

[heystacy]

Wait until he finds out it wasn't his!

18 years. 18 years. :(

[hellokittykat]

i hate to admit that i actually totally dig that song...:o

Looks like at least three of us do. ;)

[heystacy]

i hate to admit that i actually totally dig that song...:o

One of my friends loathes that video. Something about that song made her hate Kanye. ;)

[Aggie]

Looks like at least three of us do. ;)

i think i may have to give you a certificate of "blackness"...:cool:

[hellokittykat]

One of my friends loathes that video. Something about that song made her hate Kanye. ;)

Maybe it's because he's too cool to actually look at the camera. Does the over the shoulder thing.

[Tommy]

Wasn't I the first person on this thread to quote it... no wait that was the Passes out in YABS thread.

[Aggie]

One of my friends loathes that video. Something about that song made her hate Kanye. ;)

i really despise him...but that song is hot...okay, there i said it...:rolleyes:

[hellokittykat]

i think i may have to give you a certificate of "blackness"...:cool:

Awesome! :D

[Aggie]

Wasn't I the first person on this thread to quote it... no wait that was the Passes out in YABS thread.

that's because the song's about you...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

that's because the song's about you...:evilsmile

I am a gold digger. I'm after a man five years older than I am right now.

[heystacy]

Maybe it's because he's too cool to actually look at the camera. Does the over the shoulder thing.

That's possible. Too cocky for her. LOL

[hellokittykat]

Wasn't I the first person on this thread to quote it... no wait that was the Passes out in YABS thread.

No I think you were talking about finding a sugar daddy and I called you Kanye, but it's all good, you can have the props, poppet. :)
*messes up Tommy's hair*

[Aggie]

That's possible. Too cocky for her. LOL

i have to agree w/ her on that one...now i have to contemplate my baby boy's penchant for sluttery....

[heystacy]

i really despise him...but that song is hot...okay, there i said it...:rolleyes:

LMAO. We all have a song by some artist we can't stand. Kaye is talented, but his OTT attitude doesn't help him.

[Sabrinaset]

i think i may have to give you a certificate of "blackness"...:cool:

Maaan ... after all that jive-speak I did a couple months ago, *I* never got a certificate!

[Aggie]

Maaan ... after all that jive-speak I did a couple months ago, *I* never got a certificate!

do you like watermelon??

[heystacy]

do you like watermelon??

No u didn't. LMAO!!!!

[Tommy]

do you like watermelon??

Or drive-by shootings?

[hellokittykat]

do you like watermelon??

Aggie!
........

[Aggie]

No u didn't. LMAO!!!!

well we need a measuring stick...:rolleyes:

[Aggie]

Aggie!
........

what??...*bats eyelashes*...

[heystacy]

well we need a measuring stick...:rolleyes:

LMAO!
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my last LJ entry. :D

[Aggie]

Or drive-by shootings?

hey now...that could also qualify you as hispanic and/or asian...

[Aggie]

LMAO!
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my last LJ entry. :D

god...i'm so far behind on stuff...i'll have to check that out before bedtime...

[Tommy]

hey now...that could also qualify you as hispanic and/or asian...

I thought Asians were into drive-by math homeworking.

[hellokittykat]

god...i'm so far behind on stuff...i'll have to check that out before bedtime...

I am too. I've been too busy being silly on here and any actually 'writing' has been for my books.

[heystacy]

I am too. I've been too busy being silly on here and any actually 'writing' has been for my books.

Me three. I have a comic book I should be trying to produce, and I have at least 10 pages to produce for class on Thursday.

[Aggie]

I thought Asians were into drive-by math homeworking.

in high school, one of my friend was in a vietnamese gang...and trust me, the stuff he use to tell me...make your head spin...

[Tommy]

in high school, one of my friend was in a vietnamese gang...and trust me, the stuff he use to tell me...make your head spin...

That's becouse commies are allways violent.

[Sabrinaset]

do you like watermelon??

I like ALL kinds of fruit!

[Aggie]

I am too. I've been too busy being silly on here and any actually 'writing' has been for my books.

you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....you must write more....

[Aggie]

I like ALL kinds of fruit!

you already have lesbian street cred...i asked you, "do you like water melon?"

[WhiteRose]

That's it. Aggie's lost it.

[Sabrinaset]

I do all MY creative writing on LynxLand! But NOT on Aggies LJ ... :(

[Aggie]

I do all MY creative writing on LynxLand! But NOT on Aggies LJ ... :(

that's because you have some crazy notion that your "friends" aren't wanted...:(

[Aggie]

That's it. Aggie's lost it.

of course, you're working under the impression that i "had" it to begin w/...

[Tommy]

of course, you're working under the impression that i "had" it to begin w/...

She gave it to me 23 years ago and I accidentally flushed it down the toilet while potty training.

[Sabrinaset]

You were happy when the Sabrinas were silent! :(

I like watermelon, although I only have it during the family BBQ's.

[WhiteRose]

of course, you're working under the impression that i "had" it to begin w/...

...Touche', darlin'. Touche'.

[Aggie]

She gave it to me 23 years ago and I accidentally flushed it down the toilet while potty training.

it was the only thing i had to give you to remember me by when i gave you up for adoption...

[Tommy]

it was the only thing i had to give you to remember me by when i gave you up for adoption...

I still have no clue who my father is. :(

[hellokittykat]

I still have no clue who my father is. :(

It was Lester's hand.

[Tommy]

It was Lester's hand.

How incestuous! I will say that unlike all his other family members, he never had to give me free urine.

[Aggie]

You were happy when the Sabrinas were silent! :(

I like watermelon, although I only have it during the family BBQ's.

i was happy in the way that a mommy's happy when the kids take a nap so she can finally have her glass of wine...:cool:


sense i know that you're a vegetarian, i'll skip the fried chicken question...now if you can give me 3 facts, or facsimile there of, about black history or culture, you're in...

[WhiteRose]

It was Lester's hand.

:eek: Wait, what?

[Aggie]

How incestuous! I will say that unlike all his other family members, he never had to give me free urine.

this is one for the springer books...:(

[Sabrinaset]

i was happy in the way that a mommy's happy when the kids take a nap so she can finally have her glass of wine...:cool:


sense i know that you're a vegetarian, i'll skip the fried chicken question...now if you can give me 3 facts, or facsimile there of, about black history or culture, you're in...

It's Two-pahk, not Two-pack!

You don't get chingy with it, it's jiggy!

His name is KANYE west, not Conway!

I'm already Blacker than Lester hehe!

[heystacy]

this is one for the springer books...:(

Or Maury & Judge Hatchet. :eek:

[Aggie]

It's Two-pahk, not Two-pack!

You don't get chingy with it, it's jiggy!

His name is KANYE west, not Conway!

I'm already Blacker than Lester hehe!

you are a ghetto superstar bree...

[hellokittykat]

you are a ghetto superstar bree...

Get that girl some grillz

[Aggie]

Or Maury & Judge Hatchet. :eek:

i would love to see those two in a mexican death match w/ judge joe brown...

[Tommy]

you are a ghetto superstar bree...

Can we call her Mya now?

[Aggie]

Get that girl some grillz

oh shit...what would bree's "flavor of love" name be??

[heystacy]

i would love to see those two in a mexican death match w/ judge joe brown...

Judge Judy too. That lady gets meaner with time.

[Aggie]

Can we call her Mya now?

oh poodle, i love how you go there w/ me...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

oh shit...what would bree's "flavor of love" name be??

Lezbreastz

[Aggie]

Judge Judy too. That lady gets meaner with time.

that's what happens when your giny re-hymanates itself...

[Aggie]

Lezbreastz

too complicated...

how about...bulletz...

[heystacy]

that's what happens when your giny re-hymanates itself...

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Aggie]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

is that like 2 thumbs up??

[heystacy]

is that like 2 thumbs up??

It is. I blushed reading that.

[Aggie]

It is. I blushed reading that.

well then...my work here is done...later bitches...:p

[Sabrinaset]

You know ... I forgot to mention this, but last week, I had to go to an out-of-the-way place to get my rear drivers side tire fixed, because it had a slow leak, and it's one of those rare honest places that won't triple their prices when a woman walks in ... and as I was leaving, I noticed a sushi place. This place is literally hidden in the center of Palmdale, no one knows about it ... so Kris and I went there two days ago. We kept talking about how some of the meals tasted like me, and others like her.

[Cayman]

You know ... I forgot to mention this, but last week, I had to go to an out-of-the-way place to get my rear drivers side tire fixed, because it had a slow leak, and it's one of those rare honest places that won't triple their prices when a woman walks in ... and as I was leaving, I noticed a sushi place. This place is literally hidden in the center of Palmdale, no one knows about it ... so Kris and I went there two days ago. We kept talking about how some of the meals tasted like me, and others like her.

I just hope you weren't eating the eel. :eek:

[Shisho]

It's Two-pahk, not Two-pack!

You don't get chingy with it, it's jiggy!

His name is KANYE west, not Conway!

I'm already Blacker than Lester hehe!

This so reminds me of my favorite bit on Scrubs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWgQLPHZJZ8). The first time I saw it, I laughed so hard I cried.

Lester = Turk.

[Lester C.]

It's Two-pahk, not Two-pack!

You don't get chingy with it, it's jiggy!

His name is KANYE west, not Conway!

I'm already Blacker than Lester hehe!

At least I look the part.:) No not really I had people talk to me in Spanish all night at my cousin Rita's wedding because they thought I was Puerto Rican like the groom.

I need some major destressing. I'm still waiting to find out whether or not I will get my dream job or continue to work in a shitty security job for awhile longer. I had the interview on Monday so I'm going to wait a few more hours and call them to see what's what.

[Lester C.]

This so reminds me of my favorite bit on Scrubs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWgQLPHZJZ8). The first time I saw it, I laughed so hard I cried.

Lester = Turk.

*Hangs head in shame I am Turk.*:o At least I'm not the Turk from Daredevil as I thought that's what you were getting at as I have no idea what Scrubs is, but I'm assuming it's a TV show.

[Shisho]

*Hangs head in shame I am Turk.*:o At least I'm not the Turk from Daredevil as I thought that's what you were getting at as I have no idea what Scrubs is, but I'm assuming it's a TV show.

*Pats Lester on the head.* You're so cute.

Yeah, Scrubs is a TV show. Elliot's the blonde doctor in the blue, Molly's the psychiatrist next to her, played by Heather Graham. JD is Turk's best friend (the one with the tape recorder.)

Lester = Turk
Sabrinaset = Elliot

:D

[Sabrinaset]

*Pats Lester on the head.* You're so cute.

Yeah, Scrubs is a TV show. Elliot's the blonde doctor in the blue, Molly's the psychiatrist next to her, played by Heather Graham. JD is Turk's best friend (the one with the tape recorder.)

Lester = Turk
Sabrinaset = Elliot

:D

You're not the first person to tell me that ... I think Gilda said it too. I've watched maybe three episodes ... it's kinda nice. Maybe HelloKittyKat wil disagree with me, but it's better than Grey's Anatomy, and is more like what I deal with that GA as well.

[hellokittykat]

You're not the first person to tell me that ... I think Gilda said it too. I've watched maybe three episodes ... it's kinda nice. Maybe HelloKittyKat wil disagree with me, but it's better than Grey's Anatomy, and is more like what I deal with that GA as well.

Actually, I've never seen either.:o
Remember I'm a big dork who spends all her time reading, writing and hanging on the internet.
By default, I agree with you though, Bree.;)

[Shisho]

You're not the first person to tell me that ... I think Gilda said it too. I've watched maybe three episodes ... it's kinda nice. Maybe HelloKittyKat wil disagree with me, but it's better than Grey's Anatomy, and is more like what I deal with that GA as well.

Actually, I was just saying that you were Elliott for the purposes of that snippet. It's a pretty funny show though.

[Cayman]

Grey's Anatomy bugs me because it's set in Seattle and yet I almost never see people as pretty as its cast members here.

[Aggie]

Grey's Anatomy bugs me because it's set in Seattle and yet I almost never see people as pretty as its cast members here.

and lesbians are never as hot as they are in "the l word"...:(

[Tommy]

And gay men are just jerks. Just like they are on the TV.

[Aggie]

And gay men are just jerks. Just like they are on the TV.

honey...most men are...

<yes, just like degrassi, i went there>

[Tommy]

honey...most men are...

<yes, just like degrassi, i went there>

Are you excluding women?

[Aggie]

Are you excluding women?

most women are coniving, shrews w/ mental problems...but they are seldom jerks...

[WhiteRose]

most women are coniving, shrews w/ mental problems...but they are seldom jerks...

Awww! I'm not a coniving shrew with mental problems!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sit in a dark corner and plot my revenge with the leprachauns.

[hellokittykat]

most women are coniving, shrews w/ mental problems...but they are seldom jerks...

What?
I'm not coniving!

[Sabrinaset]

most women are coniving, shrews w/ mental problems...but they are seldom jerks...


Yeah ... I'm not a conniving shrew either!

[hellokittykat]

Yeah ... I'm not a conniving shrew either!

Yeah I'm not a shrew either that's a cat in my avatar!

[Tommy]

You women! With your vaginas!

[Aggie]

Awww! I'm not a coniving shrew with mental problems!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sit in a dark corner and plot my revenge with the leprachauns.

What?
I'm not coniving!

Yeah ... I'm not a conniving shrew either!

i said most, not all...and clearly you're all the exception because i haven't dated any of you...:rolleyes:

[hellokittykat]

You women! With your vaginas!

Yup, that's what we got.:cool:

[Aggie]

Yup, that's what we got.:cool:

i feel like i should break out into a song or something...maybe we can't stacy to write it for us...

[TomStillwell]

I am filled with stress.

Whatever will I do?

[heystacy]

i feel like i should break out into a song or something...maybe we can't stacy to write it for us...

Do I hear a request?

[Sabrinaset]

You women! With your vaginas!

Is that what those things are!

[heystacy]

I am filled with stress.

Whatever will I do?

We usually laugh at Lester, but that can get old. ;)

Can you relax. Sometimes for me, all I need is peace and quiet. It feels so good. :cool:

[hellokittykat]

I am filled with stress.

Whatever will I do?

Join in the discussion about women's fun parts?

[Aggie]

I am filled with stress.

Whatever will I do?

grab a chair and see if stacy can come up w/ a power ballad dedicated to vaginas..;)

[heystacy]

grab a chair and see if stacy can come up w/ a power ballad dedicated to vaginas..;)

Whooot. I do have something that doesn't rime. Sort of like my last blog entry:

Loved By You

Please take my hand,
Give me your love
Let it be sweet and strong,
Like fine wine from the sweetest fruit
Plucked at the ripest moment
Don't you dare hold back
let us savor this passion,
For the taste is truly divine.
Let your love fall like a rainstorm
That's come to quench the desert of its dry
Let it come down, down, down
Rain upon me, wake me from my long slumber.
For you, I rise to the occasion
For you I wait the first drops of the river soon to come

Rock me to heaven
Rock me until I can't take it anymore
Rock me 'till the stars explode
In one glorious moment
We shall reach escape velocity,
And break the ties that bind us to this world.

Let this be our greatest adventure
Let this be eched into our hearts & minds
For all eternity.
Please let me love you,
And let me be loved by you.

[Sabrinaset]

Join in the discussion about women's fun parts?

I can pretend I'm with HelloKittyKat when I'm with Kris! They're sistahs you know!

[TomStillwell]

This one is for all the ladies...and Lester too.

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Vagina?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Vagina.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Vagina
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Vagina?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

[hellokittykat]

Whooot. I do have something that doesn't rime. Sort of like my last blog entry:

Loved By You

Please take my hand,
Give me your love
Let it be sweet and strong,
Like fine wine from the sweetest fruit
Plucked at the ripest moment
Don't you dare hold back
let us savor this passion,
For the taste is truly divine.
Let your love fall like a rainstorm
That's come to quench the desert of its dry
Let it come down, down, down
Rain upon me, wake me from my long slumber.
For you, I rise to the occasion
For you I wait the first drops of the river soon to come

Rock me to heaven
Rock me until I can't take it anymore
Rock me 'till the stars explode
In one glorious moment
We shall reach escape velocity,
And break the ties that bind us to this world.

Let this be our greatest adventure
Let this be eched into our hearts & minds
For all eternity.
Please let me love you,
And let me be loved by you.


That's really pretty Stacy. :)

[Aggie]

This one is for all the ladies...and Lester too.

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Vagina?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Vagina.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Vagina
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Vagina?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...


i think i just fell in love...*swoons*...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

That's really pretty Stacy. :)

Thanks. :cool:

[Aggie]

Whooot. I do have something that doesn't rime. Sort of like my last blog entry:

Loved By You

Please take my hand,
Give me your love
Let it be sweet and strong,
Like fine wine from the sweetest fruit
Plucked at the ripest moment
Don't you dare hold back
let us savor this passion,
For the taste is truly divine.
Let your love fall like a rainstorm
That's come to quench the desert of its dry
Let it come down, down, down
Rain upon me, wake me from my long slumber.
For you, I rise to the occasion
For you I wait the first drops of the river soon to come

Rock me to heaven
Rock me until I can't take it anymore
Rock me 'till the stars explode
In one glorious moment
We shall reach escape velocity,
And break the ties that bind us to this world.

Let this be our greatest adventure
Let this be eched into our hearts & minds
For all eternity.
Please let me love you,
And let me be loved by you.

this is so awesome and it's made that much more awesome because i heard barry white's voice when i read it...:)

[heystacy]

this is so awesome and it's made that much more awesome because i heard barry white's voice when i read it...:)

That makes it like 20 times more sexier. :cool:

Thanks Aggie.

[Sabrinaset]

That's pretty cool, HeyStacy! I wonder if cats_y or the person pretending to be him, y_cats, could do that too?

[Aggie]

That makes it like 20 times more sexier. :cool:

Thanks Aggie.

now if only we could find a way to make the bionic woman 20 times *less* sucky...

[heystacy]

That's pretty cool, HeyStacy! I wonder if cats_y or the person pretending to be him, y_cats, could do that too?

It's too dark for cats_y to do much of anything. LMAO! Poor guy.

[heystacy]

now if only we could find a way to make the bionic woman 20 times *less* sucky...

I think if they gave the script and production to real writers and producers they may get something.

[Sabrinaset]

It's too dark for cats_y to do much of anything. LMAO! Poor guy.

I wonder how he even finds the keyboard, as dark as it is over there. You'd think he'd just pay his electric bill!

[hellokittykat]

This one is for all the ladies...and Lester too.

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Vagina?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Vagina.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Vagina
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Vagina?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

*sniff*
That's just...touching!

[heystacy]

I wonder how he even finds the keyboard, as dark as it is over there. You'd think he'd just pay his electric bill!

Touch of emo, I'm afriad. The outter world matches the inner world. :o

[Sabrinaset]

*sniff*
That's just...touching!

It's touching, all right!

Where are my batteries?

[Tommy]

I wish I was a Bionic Woman.

[tangentman]

You better be "happy, down-to-earth 1970's Bionic Woman" and not that WHINER from the new series!

So, Tommy...when are we gettin' those nekkid pictures again??

[hellokittykat]

I wish I was a Bionic Woman.

That's easy! Just emasculate yourself and get a bionic vagina!

[Tommy]

So, Tommy...when are we gettin' those nekkid pictures again??

When I loose thirty pounds.

[Cayman]

Does the Bionic Woman show suck?

That's too bad. I kinda have a crush on her.

[tangentman]

That's easy! Just emasculate yourself and get a bionic vagina!

Could you imagine Tommy lying on his back, with slow-mo pelvic thrusts, going "Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-NUH!"

[Cayman]

Could you imagine Tommy lying on his back, with slow-mo pelvic thrusts, going "Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-NUH!"

Sure, why not. *begins*

[tangentman]

When I loose thirty pounds.


Where, off your big toe?

[hellokittykat]

Could you imagine Tommy lying on his back, with slow-mo pelvic thrusts, going "Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-NUH!"

I feel bad for whoever he's thrusting on! Ouch! Tommy should probably let them know ahead of time.:D

[Cayman]

I feel bad for whoever he's thrusting on! Ouch! Tommy should probably let them know ahead of time.:D

http://www.hijinxcomics.com/images/bionicbigfoot.jpg

[Tommy]

http://www.hijinxcomics.com/images/bionicbigfoot.jpg

I'd totaly have sex with Indigo Al.

[Tommy]

Where, off your big toe?

If I did that I couldn't stand up. :(

[Indigo Al]

I'd totaly have sex with Indigo Al.

But first, I would need a hell of a backwax.

[tangentman]

But first, I would need a hell of a backwax.

*Preps the waxing strips*