Let The De-Stressing Begin!

[Night Swordsman]

might i suggest kicking someone in the crotch??...i find that to be one hell of a de-stressor...:evilsmile

How would YOU know,lil miss brat-attack? :D :cool:

Now behave,silly bunny.

[heystacy]

I need some destressing. My boy just got capped over in the pages of The
Flash.:mad: :(

Do that "love yerself" thing you do. That should relieve some stress. ;)

[Lester C.]

Do that "love yerself" thing you do. That should relieve some stress. ;)

Yappii desu ka?:confused:
Is Heystacy a yuppie?
Hai, Yappii desu!:mad:
Yes, he is a yuppie. Also take note that in Japanese the subject is usually unstated between speaker and listen, which is why Heystacy is in the translation even though his name isn't in the sentence.

[Tommy]

You know Lester, Japan got eaten by alien plants like a long time ago...

[heystacy]

Yappii desu ka?:confused:
Is Heystacy a yuppie?
Hai, Yappii desu!:mad:
Yes, he is a yuppie. Also take note that in Japanese the subject is usually unstated between speaker and listen, which is why Heystacy is in the translation even though his name isn't in the sentence.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Done spanking? :eek: :p

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Done spanking? :eek: :p

Do you really want to know if his fireman has sprayed his hose?

[heystacy]

Do you really want to know if his fireman has sprayed his hose?

No iIt was attempt at being rude. As you can see I am poor at this.

[Aggie]

How would YOU know,lil miss brat-attack? :D :cool:

Now behave,silly bunny.

do you think yours is the only crotch that has come under my pedal attack...:rolleyes:

[Aggie]

Do you really want to know if his fireman has sprayed his hose?

i prefer the phrase "sneezes milk"...that way is sounds nutritious...

No iIt was attempt at being rude. As you can see I am poor at this.


i think you kinda succeeded there my friend as that left nothing to the imagination...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

i prefer the phrase "sneezes milk"...that way is sounds nutritious...

:eek:


i think you kinda succeeded there my friend as that left nothing to the imagination...:evilsmile

I failed if someone has to ask a question about it. :(

[Lester C.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Done spanking? :eek: :p

Iie, awadatemasen. deshita. :mad:

No, I did not beat it. (Hence why I'm mad.)

If you ask me the question later tonight.

Hai, awadateru chinko desu.

(Translation not work safe.:evilsmile )

[heystacy]

Iie, awadatemasen. deshita. :mad:

No, I did not beat it. (Hence why I'm mad.)

If you ask me the question later tonight.

Hai, awadateru chinko desu.

(Translation not work safe.:evilsmile )

Just Beat it
Just beat it
beat it
beat it.

[Lester C.]

No iIt was attempt at being rude. As you can see I am poor at this.

Speaking of being rude under stress I hung up on my mother. I've never hung up on anyone before but I found out one of my cousins, whom I've known since she was a baby, is getting forced into an arranged marrage in Turkey. I lost it, and she called me a racist and then I hung up on her.

[Lester C.]

Just Beat it
Just beat it
beat it
beat it.

Add the words I, yes and penis and you will have a translation of what I wrote.:eek:

[heystacy]

Speaking of being rude under stress I hung up on my mother. I've never hung up on anyone before but I found out one of my cousins, whom I've known since she was a baby, is getting forced into an arranged marrage in Turkey. I lost it, and she called me a racist and then I hung up on her.

Damn. Why are you racist? Why wouldn't she expect you to be surprised?

[heystacy]

Add the words I, yes and penis and you will have a translation of what I wrote.:eek:

That's also a song by Michael Jackson. Ummm...what were you talking about again. :o :p

[Aggie]

:eek:




I failed if someone has to ask a question about it. :(

no one asked...at least i don't think they did...but judging by what has followed thus far...i'm kinda sorry the whole thing was brought up...:eek: <laughing hysterically>...

[Tommy]

Is it racist to write someone with a really stereotypical Asian accent while having her husband talk about how he had her mailed from “Japaneseland”?

[heystacy]

no one asked...at least i don't think they did...but judging by what has followed thus far...i'm kinda sorry the whole thing was brought up...:eek: <laughing hysterically>...

Guys have one track minds, which you already know.

The topics for tonight are puddy and beating it! :eek:

Shisho would wash our mouths out with soap if she caught us.

[Aggie]

Is it racist to write someone with a really stereotypical Asian accent while having her husband talk about how he had her mailed from “Japaneseland”?

i'm gonna saaaay...yes, yes that is racist...so are you giving out prizes too??

[Tommy]

Guys have one track minds, which you already know.

I'm sorry, were you saying something... I was staring at my mousepad.

Y'all get three guesses to figureout what is on it.

[Aggie]

Guys have one track minds, which you already know.

The topics for tonight are puddy and beating it! :eek:

Shisho would wash our mouths out with soap if she caught us.

well, i think we should start talking about our "lady" days...according to lifetime <television for women>...that's all we like to talk about...oh and lactating breast is another social topic we love to discuss whether or not we actually have children...

[Tommy]

i'm gonna saaaay...yes, yes that is racist...so are you giving out prizes too??

My only prize is a fight between the Enchantress and Karnilla in pool of water... shirtless.

[Aggie]

I'm sorry, were you saying something... I was staring at my mousepad.

Y'all get three guesses to figureout what is on it.

do we really need all three??...:rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

That's also a song by Michael Jackson. Ummm...what were you talking about again. :o :p

I think I remember that music video. It scared the hell out of me because there were zombies, and Micheal with glowing red eyes and an evil laugh.

[Tommy]

well, i think we should start talking about our "lady" days...according to lifetime <television for women>...that's all we like to talk about...oh and lactating breast is another social topic we love to discuss whether or not we actually have children...

Really? Lifetime tought me that all husbands cheet and break up their families.

[Tommy]

do we really need all three??...:rolleyes:

No. You really don't.

[Aggie]

My only prize is a fight between the Enchantress and Karnilla in pool of water... shirtless.


BOOBS

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[Aggie]

I think I remember that music video. It scared the hell out of me because there were zombies, and Micheal with glowing red eyes and an evil laugh.


dude...that's thriller

[Lester C.]

Damn. Why are you racist? Why wouldn't she expect you to be surprised?

Had something to with the fact that I was judging a Middle East custom with American eyes. Incidently the kid is still in high school.

[heystacy]

I think I remember that music video. It scared the hell out of me because there were zombies, and Micheal with glowing red eyes and an evil laugh.

That was Thriller. Beat it was with the dancing gangs.

[Lester C.]

dude...that's thriller

This was what 1986? I was only eight at the time. Poor Tommy wasn't even potty trained at that time.

[Aggie]

Really? Lifetime tought me that all husbands cheet and break up their families.

that's because you're a man and lifetime isn't meant for you, so there...:p

<actually, lifetime isn't for anyone w/ firing neurons...>


No. You really don't.

i didn't think so...now go to that corner young man, and think about what you just did...

[Aggie]

This was what 1986? I was only eight at the time. Poor Tommy wasn't even potty trained at that time.

tommy isn't potty trained *now*

[Tommy]

BOOBS

Hopefully Tangentman won’t mind me reposting this. He is a much better writer than I am…

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/bb/Enchantress.jpg

Bo found himself sitting in a horse drawn carriage next to the Enchantress. Even though she was holding the reigns she was barely paying attention. Instead she was chatting into some sort of mystical mirror. She was so intent on her conversation she didn’t notice she approached the Asgardian night club she wanted to attend. She didn’t even notice the ten Asgardians she ran over who were waiting in line. She did however notice when the carriage slammed into a rather thick wall as it stopped.

"We have arrived!” she squealed.

As she got out of the carriage it was flooded with thousands of flashes from the Asgardian paparazzi. They were rather lucky as the Enchantress’s skirt was extremely short and she had not warn underwear that evening.

She continued walking into the club, smiling and waving to the cameras. She seemed not to notice when her top slipped and her right nipple was exposed. Bo inched closer to her and pulled the top up.

"Enchantress! Enchantress,” screamed a small balding man with a microphone. He was accompanied by a man with a video camera.

Amora walked over to him and smiled politely.

"This is Stevestagg with the Enchantress for Access Asgard. Amora, tell us who art thou with? Hast thou broken up with thine beloved Dwarf shipping heir?”

“Yes, young Amore didst not appreciate me. This be mine new sodomite compatriot. We be the best of friends for forever.”

“Sodomite?”

“But we must depart for yonder club tis beckoning.”

With that Amora grabbed Bo’s arm and dragged him into the club. Rather than mingle with the common riff-raff, they were immediately taken to the VIP room where the Enchantress downed three panty droppers and proceeded to dance on the table.

Bo wondered just what he had gotten himself into.

Back at the night club's VIP room the Enchantress had taken to doing Jell-O shots off the six-packs of several young Asgardian males. She didn't even notice when Hela sauntered in. Hela was there to pick up three of the people the Enchantress's carriage hit earlier. Bo nervously walked up to her.

"I've been meaning to tell you this, but your hat is awesome!" he said sincerely.

While the Enchantress lapped up attention (and jello shots) from her admirers, the doors to the club opened with a ceremonious fervor. Suddenly, the reporters stopped and swung around to ogle the latest arrival. A statuesque beauty wearing a sheer violet Asgardian gown entered the club with a sinuous sway of hips. Raven-black hair cascaded down her back, pulled back by an ornate silver headdress. She watched Amora's antics with a bemused smile.

Suddenly, Stevestagg cried out, "By Yggdrasil's roots! Hasten thine eyes 'pon the fairest of the Northern Realms--Karnilla!" The club lights and music abruptly changed; the lights focused on Karnilla and everyone could suddenly hear a version of Bjork's "Army of One" with a supernaturally thumping bass. Karnilla favored the clubbers with an aloof smile.

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/9486/karnilla001dc8.jpg

"Aye, lavish attention 'pon She who doth rule the Norns themselves! Give thy props to Karnilla, and let the TRUE reveleries begin!" Karnilla waved languidly at her admirers, even as her gaze stopped on the Enchantress.

Suddenly, any resemblance of goodwill vanished from the goddesses' eyes. Steel and ice flashed over the Norn Queen's face as she fixed her wrathful eye upon the Enchantress. "Ah. Thou dost cavort among the weaker-minded men like a common dockside strumpet. Young men, save thine pulchritudinous favor for one who hath achieved a more...accomplished mastery of the arts of love."

“Goddess, no thou didst not!” Amora said waving her finger.

“Strumpet, I shalt kick thine ass worse than Dazzler didst,” replied Karnilla.

“Brave musings from shriveled hag of the evening.”

“I be a shriveled hag? Tis a far more accurate description of thee, common slattern.”

Bo started edging towards the door before the first started flying.

Karnilla smiled smugly at the Enchantress. She held up a delicate, bejeweled hand. "Talk ye to the hand, harlot!" With a sly grin, the Witch-Queen added, "Aye, talk to 'Ymir's Hand'!" A gigantic, pale blue hand materialized between the goddesses. Everyone heard a loud "SMACK" as the hand slapped Amora and sent her sprawling.
“Thou art the unholy spawn of an intoxicated ferret and the Midgard Serpent.” Amora said getting up. She reached over and grabbed Karnilla by the hair and started slamming her face first into the floor over and over again.

“Really? Cause thou art little more than a female canine in estrus.” Karnilla said as she jabbed her stiletto heal into the Enchantress’s leg.

“TART!” she screamed as she raked her fingernails across Amora’s face.

However Amora grabbed her arm and bite down on it causing Karnilla to shriek in pain.

“Trollop!” the Enchantress said as she kicked Karnilla in the shins.

“I didst see thine fornication video. Arresting viewing.” With that said Karnilla grabbed the Enchantress by the hair and started swinging her around the room. She let go sending Amora crashing into the water fountain sending it flying away and spraying the entire room in water.

Soaking, the Enchantress marched back over to Karnilla and placed her hand onto the other Goddess’s top. With the sickening sound of fabric tearing, the top left Karnilla’s body.

“Regrets! Tis mine accident,” Amora said with a massive smile.

“And this tis mine,” Karnilla said reaching over and ripping off the Enchantress’s shirt.

Amora then grabbed Karnilla by her shoulders and threw her into the rapidly spreading pool of water.

[Aggie]

this is what i mean by a "sexy" party...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

this is what i mean by a "sexy" party...:evilsmile

Let's just say translating Jerry Springer Show lines into Asgardian is really fun.

[Tommy]

i didn't think so...now go to that corner young man, and think about what you just did...

It has been at least two days since I talked about [removed] or even alluded to [removed] so I think I am doing pretty good.

[Aggie]

It has been at least two days since I talked about [removed] or even alluded to [removed] so I think I am doing pretty good.

wow, you can go that long??...;)

[Tommy]

wow, you can go that long??...;)

I'm trying to slowly ween myself off my fantasy love life.

[heystacy]

Had something to with the fact that I was judging a Middle East custom with American eyes. Incidently the kid is still in high school.

She didn't have to call you racist. :(

[Lester C.]

She didn't have to call you racist. :(

She kept saying maceists over and over again as English is her third language. I was confused at first because I thought she was talking about the people use to defend themselves. After I figured out what she was saying then I got angry and hung up.

Anyway I called her a few minutes ago and everything cool. Besides it's not as if we have a good relationship. It's more along the lines of her calling me once every couple of months to say hi, how are you doing and bye.

[Shisho]

Guys have one track minds, which you already know.

The topics for tonight are puddy and beating it! :eek:

Shisho would wash our mouths out with soap if she caught us.

I would have, except I was too busy laughing. :D

[heystacy]

She kept saying maceists over and over again as English is her third language. I was confused at first because I thought she was talking about the people use to defend themselves. After I figured out what she was saying then I got angry and hung up.

Anyway I called her a few minutes ago and everything cool. Besides it's not as if we have a good relationship. It's more along the lines of her calling me once every couple of months to say hi, how are you doing and bye.

Damn. I am glad you got things cleared up.

[heystacy]

I would have, except I was too busy laughing. :D

We're safe...fer now. :D

[Lester C.]

I'm been thinking, there is no reason anyone here should be stressed. As far as I know we're all healthy happy and free to do whatever we want with our lives. It's not like we're living in Iraq or Africa. Now that would be a stressful existence.

[Cam63]

The Assyrian is right.

[heystacy]

I'm been thinking, there is no reason anyone here should be stressed. As far as I know we're all healthy happy and free to do whatever we want with our lives. It's not like we're living in Iraq or Africa. Now that would be a stressful existence.

I beg to differ. I've stated why I was stressed out earlier in this thread, and I'm glad I'm no longer under that cloud.

While I would not compare my stress to the aforementioned countries, I do think it is important to recognize when you are under pressure and to release that tension.

[Aggie]

The Assyrian is right.


why does this sound suspiciously like a quote from "angel"??...:confused:

[Night Swordsman]

Is it true that the Lebian Yabsarians are actually Darksied's Female Furies?

If so,this makes ALOT of sense. :p

[heystacy]

Is it true that the Lebian Yabsarians are actually Darksied's Female Furies?

If so,this makes ALOT of sense. :p

I will make a good lament for you when you are gone Night. :rolleyes:

[Aggie]

I will make a good lament for you when you are gone Night. :rolleyes:

the joke's on him cuz he's kalibak...bastard...:cool:

[heystacy]

the joke's on him cuz he's kalibak...bastard...:cool:

Oh Snap. LOL

[Night Swordsman]

Oh Snap. LOL

Actually if i was going to be a Kirby creation,i would be Sprite,from the Eternals. :p Because i like Marvel better!

Course Neil Gaiman would kill me off....:(

[heystacy]

Actually if i was going to be a Kirby creation,i would be Sprite,from the Eternals. :p Because i like Marvel better!

Course Neil Gaiman would kill me off....:(

Awww. Damn. Sorry dude. :(

[Night Swordsman]

Awww. Damn. Sorry dude. :(

It's ok.
"I'm not sorry. Not really." - Sprite

Especially when it is Tommy or Aggie related. Those two are MEAN to me. :(

[heystacy]

It's ok.
"I'm not sorry. Not really." - Sprite

Especially when it is Tommy or Aggie related. Those two are MEAN to me. :(

Damn. This is the de-stressing thread. Let's have some happy, relaxing thoughts here!

Show some loooooove peeeeeeopleeeeeee!

[Aggie]

Damn. This is the de-stressing thread. Let's have some happy, relaxing thoughts here!

Show some loooooove peeeeeeopleeeeeee!

clearly he's a whack-o-doodle...just ignore him and the stress will melt away...

[heystacy]

Here's to a stress free weekend. :cool:

[Aggie]

Here's to a stress free weekend. :cool:

i'll drink to that...later...i'm gonna go hit the work out room in a few, then i'm gonna get my drink on...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

i'll drink to that...later...i'm gonna go hit the work out room in a few, then i'm gonna get my drink on...:evilsmile

I need a drink or four. :cool:

[Lester C.]

This should De-Stress everyone. :mad: :mad: I'm going on strike!:mad: :mad:

[Tommy]

the joke's on him cuz he's kalibak...bastard...:cool:

I ain't no Kalibak girl!

[heystacy]

This should De-Stress everyone. :mad: :mad: I'm going on strike!:mad: :mad:

Why are you striking this time?

[Tommy]

Why are you striking this time?

Perhaps due to it being a day that ends in the letter "y?"

[Lester C.]

Why are you striking this time?

Because Tommy ain't no Kalibak girl! I thought he was, but it turned out he wasn't and now I feel betrayed!

Actually this website is a serious impedment to my Japanese and Lsat prep studying and it's got to go for a while.

[heystacy]

Because Tommy ain't no Kalibak girl! I thought he was, but it turned out he wasn't and now I feel betrayed!

Actually this website is a serious impedment to my Japanese and Lsat prep studying and it's got to go for a while.

That's fine. Do what you have to do, but don't call it a strike.

[heystacy]

I'm having ice cream today. yeah, I am, its one of those days where I want to indulge myself. I will buy some comics later on too.

[Tommy]

I need to De-Stress with Dr. Girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kieI1lC__6c)

Or I will get Agitated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PX4HNL_sl0) and Violent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Gn6pjDHos).

[heystacy]

I need to De-Stress with Dr. Girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kieI1lC__6c)

Or I will get Agitated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PX4HNL_sl0) and Violent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Gn6pjDHos).

Oh those were priceless. Thanks Tommy. :cool:

[Lester C.]

At least you are no one in this story. I know this is wrong but whenever I feel like my life sucks I tune it to Maury and life seems full of unlimited potential and possibilities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQsrwMhFjU

Thank God my skin color is much lighter now, but this could have been my family in reverse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SflqPlSQElw

[heystacy]

At least you are no one in this story. I know this is wrong but whenever I feel like my life sucks I tune it to Maury and life seems full of unlimited potential and possibilities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQsrwMhFjU

Lester, that was wrong on so many levels. ;)

[Lester C.]

Lester, that was wrong on so many levels. ;)

What's wrong on so many levels is that my brother's girlfriend favorite show of all time is Cheaters. :eek:

[heystacy]

What's wrong on so many levels is that my brother's girlfriend favorite show of all time is Cheaters. :eek:


That sounds like mad Drama. :eek:

[Lester C.]

removed forever.

[heystacy]

I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7yAkxkm6GQ

Ok that was beyond sad. :(

[Lester C.]

Ok that was beyond sad. :(

Yes, it was. I now feel guilty for posting it. :(

[heystacy]

Yes, it was. I now feel guilty for posting it. :(

It was more disturbing than funny. I never want to see that again.

[Lester C.]

It was more disturbing than funny. I never want to see that again.

I'm really, really sorry.

[heystacy]

I'm really, really sorry.

Dude, I'll get over that.

This is stress free day. I got a slice of cheesecake I will show no mercy to in a moment.

Cheescake and ice cream in the same day. I am so asking for the pain & calories.

[Aggie]

I need to De-Stress with Dr. Girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kieI1lC__6c)

Or I will get Agitated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PX4HNL_sl0) and Violent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Gn6pjDHos).

does this mean we haveta start calling you "phantom limb"??...:evilsmile

oh and maury povitch is a douche bag...

[Tommy]

does this mean we haveta start calling you "phantom limb"??...:evilsmile

oh and maury povitch is a douche bag...

No, but possibly the Intangible Fancy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5fv1vjf-0E)

[Cam63]

The dwarfs should've been armed with giant novelty hammers that squeek when you hit.

[Aggie]

No, but possibly the Intangible Fancy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5fv1vjf-0E)


it should be against the law for a fictional 2-d character to look that freakin' good...but haysus christo...does she really need to sound like alex rocco??...:eek:

[Aggie]

The dwarfs should've been armed with giant novelty hammers that squeek when you hit.

cam, that's your answer for everything...

[Cam63]

Well, it's a change from beer being the answer.

[Aggie]

Well, it's a change from beer being the answer.


i think it's kinda like your "2 step" approach to conflict resolution...;)

[Tommy]

i think it's kinda like your "2 step" approach to conflict resolution...;)


I think Michael Scott would classify it as a "Win-Win-Win."

[Lester C.]

Any stress you will feel will be washed away by this video, which is the song they played when they killed Tessa which left more of him for all of us!:) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZhmsPqed8A)

[Lester C.]

cam, that's your answer for everything...

Step 1: Open mouth

Step 2: Insert

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/Victoria20Bitter20-direkt20nach2-1.jpg

[Cam63]

I hope you mean the contents.

[Tommy]

Any stress you will feel will be washed away by this video, which is the song they played when they killed Tessa which left more of him for all of us!:) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZhmsPqed8A)

Well if we are posting videos of people we are obessed with... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtQv9_N8bs)

[heystacy]

I hope you mean the contents.

Should there not be a third step?

[Tommy]

Should there not be a third step?

Hellllllllllooooooooooooooo Recycling is the third step.

[heystacy]

Hellllllllllooooooooooooooo Recycling is the third step.

There needs to be a few more like, "pop the top." ;)

[Tommy]

There needs to be a few more like, "pop the top." ;)

Well if you want to get technical.

[heystacy]

Well if you want to get technical.

True. "Pop that Top" so sounds like a dance tune.

[Lester C.]

True. "Pop that Top" so sounds like a dance tune.

It also sounds like a porno movie starring the bunny from Duracell batteries. I always wondered why he only had his clothes on half the time during those commericals.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/fluffystuff92/Duracell_bunny.gif

[heystacy]

It also sounds like a porno movie starring the bunny from Duracell batteries. I always wondered why he only had his clothes on half the time during those commericals.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/fluffystuff92/Duracell_bunny.gif

I'm sticking with dance tune. LOL

[heystacy]

The lyrics would be meaningless, it would have a good beat though.

And pop that,
pop that
pop that top.

And pop that,
pop that
pop that top

Pop it
Pop it
Pop that top
C'mon put your back into it

[Lester C.]

It also sounds like a porno movie starring the bunny from Duracell batteries. I always wondered why he only had his clothes on half the time during those commericals.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/fluffystuff92/Duracell_bunny.gif



The lyrics would be meaningless, it would have a good beat though.

And pop that,
pop that
pop that top.

And pop that,
pop that
pop that top

Pop it
Pop it
Pop that top
C'mon put your back into it

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[heystacy]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

See, the song can mean anything. I'm mearly talking about a beer can. :D

[Lester C.]

See, the song can mean anything. I'm mearly talking about a beer can. :D

Bull!@#$! We all know what you meant by pop that top and put your back into it!

[Aggie]

The lyrics would be meaningless, it would have a good beat though.

And pop that,
pop that
pop that top.

And pop that,
pop that
pop that top

Pop it
Pop it
Pop that top
C'mon put your back into it

what does this have to do w/ gay bunnies??...:confused:

[heystacy]

Bull!@#$! We all know what you meant by pop that top and put your back into it!

I don't know what you're talking about.

[heystacy]

what does this have to do w/ gay bunnies??...:confused:

Its all about the beer can, baby.

[Night Swordsman]

I don't know what you're talking about.

I honestly do not know what any of you are talking about. :)

Somehow,i think i am safer this way.

[heystacy]

I honestly do not know what any of you are talking about. :)

Somehow,i think i am safer this way.

Beer cans, Night. Pop the top.

[Aggie]

Its all about the beer can, baby.

sounded more like a 2live crew song than a jingle...<laughing>...

[heystacy]

sounded more like a 2live crew song than a jingle...<laughing>...

"Top" would be replaced with a more salacious word if it were 2Live Crew song. :eek:

I did say it would be a silly song with a good beat.

[Night Swordsman]

Would that make Aggie a Pop-Tart? :D

[heystacy]

Would that make Aggie a Pop-Tart? :D

Oh Snap! I'm ducking before Aggie hits you .

[Aggie]

Would that make Aggie a Pop-Tart? :D

well...i am toasty and full of gooey sweetness...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

well...i am toasty and full of gooey sweetness...:cool:



Ok..i am going to admit this. The gooey sweetness thought DID go into my head when i wrote the pop-tart comment. ;) What flavor are you?

[Aggie]

Ok..i am going to admit this. The gooey sweetness thought DID go into my head when i wrote the pop-tart comment. ;) What flavor are you?

i'm 3 steps ahead of you dude...;)

cherry...:evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

i'm 3 steps ahead of you dude...;)

cherry...:evilsmile

Mmmm. Greaaaaaat comment. I usually prefer strawberry(and that would be my flavor),but i prefer cherry just this one time. :evilsmile


Wonder what the other YABerS pop-tart flavors are?

[heystacy]

i'm 3 steps ahead of you dude...;)

cherry...:evilsmile

I knew it. LOL

[Aggie]

I knew it. LOL

<laughing>...that was pretty much the natural progression of thought, huh??...;)

[Night Swordsman]

I knew it. LOL

Sad thing was i didn't think of it. Honest. Why it was so funny! :)

[heystacy]

<laughing>...that was pretty much the natural progression of thought, huh??...;)

LOL Word. Pop that top, girl. ROFLMAO!

[heystacy]

Sad thing was i didn't think of it. Honest. Why it was so funny! :)

You slay me Night. Oh! ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Night Swordsman]

You slay me Night. Oh! ROFLMAO!!!!!

I tried,but the last time with the anchor you used stunt doubles on me!
Poor sport,old man! :)

And fess up: Pop tart flavor!

[Aggie]

LOL Word. Pop that top, girl. ROFLMAO!

as usual this "conversation" has gone the way of the gutter...<laughing>...

[heystacy]

I tried,but the last time with the anchor you used stunt doubles on me!
Poor sport,old man! :)

And fess up: Pop tart flavor!

LOL. Stop it you're killing me. It was the best pun eveah!

[heystacy]

as usual this "conversation" has gone the way of the gutter...<laughing>...

LOL I know you weren't expecting Masterpiece Theater. LOL

[Aggie]

LOL I know you weren't expecting Masterpiece Theater. LOL

if that were the case, then i want maggie smith to play me...<laughing>...

[heystacy]

if that were the case, then i want maggie smith to play me...<laughing>...

LOL I have no actor suitable for me.

[Aggie]

LOL I have no actor suitable for me.

i think i could cast you...actually, at my old job...we would cast our own lifetime (television for women) movies, w/ people like frank stallone and don swazy...but w/ masterpiece theater we can get nothing but a-listers...;)

[heystacy]

i think i could cast you...actually, at my old job...we would cast our own lifetime (television for women) movies, w/ people like frank stallone and don swazy...but w/ masterpiece theater we can get nothing but a-listers...;)

I'd take one the role of portraying myself.

[Night Swordsman]

as usual this "conversation" has gone the way of the gutter...<laughing>...

I take it you are thinking about tops again? ;)

[Aggie]

I'd take one the role of portraying myself.


kinda like when fantasia played herself in her own lifetime (television for women) movie...;)

[Night Swordsman]

LOL I have no actor suitable for me.

I agree. All the members of the Three Stogges are dead,so No ONE can play Heystacy with all the dignity the role demands. :rolleyes: :p

[Night Swordsman]

kinda like when fantasia played herself in her own lifetime (television for women) movie...;)

You...watch Lifetime?

Wasn't that like the Golden Girls channel for awhile? 24/7 all Golden Girls?


THIS explains much! :rolleyes: :D

[Aggie]

You...watch Lifetime?

Wasn't that like the Golden Girls channel for awhile? 24/7 all Golden Girls?


THIS explains much! :rolleyes: :D

dude...you...are...treading...on...dangerous...gro und...:cool:

[heystacy]

I agree. All the members of the Three Stogges are dead,so No ONE can play Heystacy with all the dignity the role demands. :rolleyes: :p

Oh shush you! Why I outta...

[heystacy]

kinda like when fantasia played herself in her own lifetime (television for women) movie...;)

She played herself? heh. I'm so dirty.

[Aggie]

Oh shush you! Why I outta...

do it!!!...:evilsmile

She played herself? heh. I'm so dirty.

yeah...but not as dirty as anyone as who stooped so low as to watch it.

[Tommy]

I.... have seen From Justin to Kelly.

I don't think the fact that Justin is extremely gay and CLEARLY wanted to sleep with his attractive male friend and had no chemistry with Kelly, made the film bad.

[Night Swordsman]

I.... have seen From Justin to Kelly.

I don't think the fact that Justin is extremely gay and CLEARLY wanted to sleep with his attractive male friend and had no chemistry with Kelly, made the film bad.

I had a friend of mine,who was a manager at our local multithearter in my town,comment on that movie. I believe he said that the movie was so bad that the film they made it on started to break down within that first week of showing. The film literally fell apart. Made me laugh.

Just say no to all things American Idol,folks. Go to a Karoke bar instead. :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

do it!!!...:evilsmile

He I do the encouragin' 'round here!



yeah...but not as dirty as anyone as who stooped so low as to watch it.


Ohhh, burn. How could anyone watch. LOL

[heystacy]

I.... have seen From Justin to Kelly.

I don't think the fact that Justin is extremely gay and CLEARLY wanted to sleep with his attractive male friend and had no chemistry with Kelly, made the film bad.

Lord, that stole time from you that you can never get back, ever. :(

[Tommy]

Ohhh, burn. How could anyone watch. LOL

Prison torture?

[heystacy]

Prison torture?

Damn, that's cold.

"You wanna do bad kids. Well, in jail they make you watch Fantasia's Lifetime bippic." :eek:

[Tommy]

Damn, that's cold.

"You wanna do bad kids. Well, in jail they make you watch Fantasia's Lifetime bippic." :eek:

I'd rather do time with King Gorilla. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1sBMHWcUOw)

[Lester C.]

Would that make Aggie a Pop-Tart? :D

I think Pop Tart was the name of the Britney Spears celebrity sex tape.;)

[heystacy]

I'd rather do time with King Gorilla. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1sBMHWcUOw)

Damn. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

I think Pop Tart was the name of the Britney Spears celebrity sex tape.;)

? She had one of those? Figures.

[Lester C.]

Speaking of prision I think I'm not going to make. I was listening to Dr. Prision and the two top tips for having an uneventfull stay in prison is to not talk to anyone and stck with your face.

The not talking to anyone is problematic enough, but how the !@#$# am I going to stick with my own race? I'm going to have to be with the white people in the winter, the Puerto Ricans in the Spring, and the Mexicans in the summer. When fall comes around I guess I can hang out with the light skinned blacks. I'm telling you, there going to have to keep me in solitary.

[Lester C.]

? She had one of those? Figures.

Its the only reason why I know who she is, as Roe Conn was talking about it when the tape first surfaced.

[heystacy]

Speaking of prision I think I'm not going to make. I was listening to Dr. Prision and the two top tips for having an uneventfull stay in prison is to not talk to anyone and stck with your face.

The not talking to anyone is problematic enough, but how the !@#$# am I going to stick with my own race? I'm going to have to be with the white people in the winter, the Puerto Ricans in the Spring, and the Mexicans in the summer. When fall comes around I guess I can hang out with the light skinned blacks. I'm telling you, there going to have to keep me in solitary.

:confused: You were not made for prison. Don't do things to get you in there. There is no definitive rule. Make sure you have money for cigarettes.

[Lester C.]

:confused: You were not made for prison. Don't do things to get you in there. There is no definitive rule. Make sure you have money for cigarettes.

During one of my Paralegal classes, for reasons unknown to me, our teacher took us on a couple of trips to a state prison. The movies don't prepare you for how loud the place is, or how much it stinks of human waste byproducts. I swear they go the bathroom in their cells without using the toilet.

[heystacy]

During one of my Paralegal classes, for reasons unknown to me, our teacher took us on a couple of trips to a state prison. The movies don't prepare you for how loud the place is, or how much it stinks of human waste byproducts. I swear they go the bathroom in their cells without using the toilet.

I think the experience can be added to your writing, at least. Jail is disgusting, and inhuman, unless you're Paris Hilton.

[Lester C.]

I think the experience can be added to your writing, at least. Jail is disgusting, and inhuman, unless you're Paris Hilton.

Don't get me started about Jails and how racist they are and are akin to slave labor. I'll go on all day, and who wants that?

[heystacy]

Don't get me started about Jails and how racist they are and are akin to slave labor. I'll go on all day, and who wants that?

I have mild awareness of how jails and racism works as it is. No need to elaborate.

[Lester C.]

I have mild awareness of how jails and racism works as it is. No need to elaborate.

That's good because it's bed time. I will see you guys next Saturday.

[heystacy]

That's good because it's bed time. I will see you guys next Saturday.

Wow. When you leave, you leave. LOL

[Lester C.]

I can't focus on my LSAT prep or my Japanese. A man I've watched on a weekly basis since I was in my 16 may have killed his wife, child and himself. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286673,00.html

I know I need a reality check as I don't know any of these people, but the way I'm feeling right know you would have thought it happened in my immediate family.

[Night Swordsman]

I feel the same way,Lester. I liked Benoit too. Real shame this happened.

See you next saturday!

[Aggie]

I can't focus on my LSAT prep or my Japanese. A man I've watched on a weekly basis since I was in my 16 may have killed his wife, child and himself. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286673,00.html

I know I need a reality check as I don't know any of these people, but the way I'm feeling right know you would have thought it happened in my immediate family.

shit's bananas...it seems like every couple years, there's a major death in the wrestling world...seriously messed up...:(

[Night Swordsman]

shit's bananas...it seems like every couple years, there's a major death in the wrestling world...seriously messed up...:(

Amen to that Aggie. Hope Chris didn't do it either,but either way it is a tragedy.

[Aggie]

Amen to that Aggie. Hope Chris didn't do it either,but either way it is a tragedy.

i'm feeling very cynical right now...so i won't be shocked to find out that he did if it turns out that way...<shaking head>...

[Night Swordsman]

i'm feeling very cynical right now...so i won't be shocked to find out that he did if it turns out that way...<shaking head>...

If it helps,i am glad to see you feeling friskier than yesterday! <hugs> I hope you are feeling better! :)

[Aggie]

If it helps,i am glad to see you feeling friskier than yesterday! <hugs> I hope you are feeling better! :)

thanks night kitty...:)

i feel a bit better, still hurts to talk though...:(

[Night Swordsman]

thanks night kitty...:)

i feel a bit better, still hurts to talk though...:(

Thank goodness typing does not require vocal chords. :)

[Aggie]

Thank goodness typing does not require vocal chords. :)

yes, but hand/eye coordination does...;)

[Night Swordsman]

yes, but hand/eye coordination does...;)

Aggie..!!

If you are feeling that loopy(and i am in somewhat the same boat,as you will notice i did not post for a few hours today...i passed out due to illness),go rest.

If you decide to be stubborn(yes YOU),then i recommend either some type of cough drops OR suck on ice/ice cubes for awhile. And LOTS of water.

[Aggie]

Aggie..!!

If you are feeling that loopy(and i am in somewhat the same boat,as you will notice i did not post for a few hours today...i passed out due to illness),go rest.

If you decide to be stubborn(yes YOU),then i recommend either some type of cough drops OR suck on ice/ice cubes for awhile. And LOTS of water.

i've been sleeping for the better part of the day, so i need some "up-right' time...it's just the meds. i'm taking are making me a little fuzzy...but i'm getting ready to hit the bricks...i promise...:)

[Lester C.]

i've been sleeping for the better part of the day, so i need some "up-right' time...it's just the meds. i'm taking are making me a little fuzzy...but i'm getting ready to hit the bricks...i promise...:)

And here I thought hit the bricks meant to study or take a shower. At least now I know it means to go to sleep.

[Night Swordsman]

i've been sleeping for the better part of the day, so i need some "up-right' time...it's just the meds. i'm taking are making me a little fuzzy...but i'm getting ready to hit the bricks...i promise...:)

You get some shut-eye,lil buckaroo! Feel better! :D

[Lester C.]

I'm still in a funk about Benoit. Tomorrow I'm going to get back into my grove, but I've spent most of today and yesterday doing very little but reflecting on the kind of world we live in.

[heystacy]

I'm still in a funk about Benoit. Tomorrow I'm going to get back into my grove, but I've spent most of today and yesterday doing very little but reflecting on the kind of world we live in.

I thinks its better to reflect on how we can improve ourselves. I see so many people trying to take care of others but spend little time on themselves.

[Aggie]

I thinks its better to reflect on how we can improve ourselves. I see so many people trying to take care of others but spend little time on themselves.


how did you become so sensible??..;)

[heystacy]

how did you become so sensible??..;)

LOL I have always been that way. Its a side of me people relate to in person. I'm that "go to" friend people see when there is a problem and they need someone to listen to them.

[Aggie]

LOL I have always been that way. Its a side of me people relate to in person. I'm that "go to" friend people see when there is a problem and they need someone to listen to them.


i bet you're a libra...when's your birthday??

[heystacy]

i bet you're a libra...when's your birthday??

What the hell??? I am. October 1st is my birthday.

[Aggie]

What the hell??? I am. October 1st is my birthday.


i knew it!!...a day after mine...we have similar qualities so i just kinda figured you were...:)

[heystacy]

i knew it!!...a day after mine...we have similar qualities so i just kinda figured you were...:)

Clever. :cool:

[Aggie]

Clever. :cool:

why thank you sir...:)

[heystacy]

why thank you sir...:)

We're the sensible ones. YABS never had it so good. ;)

[Night Swordsman]

Aggie...without looking at my profile,what am i then? =P

[Aggie]

Aggie...without looking at my profile,what am i then? =P


if i had to hazard a guess... i would say either a pisces or a capricorn...can't decide which though...

[Aggie]

We're the sensible ones. YABS never had it so good. ;)

when i was younger i thought being a libra was lame because the symbol wasn't cool and i was basically the only one in my family and in my class who was one...but as i got older i came to realize that libraens are some the coolest people on earth...:)

[Aggie]

Aggie...without looking at my profile,what am i then? =P


dang, i was way off...so somebody's got a birthday coming up huh??...;)

[Tommy]

Wooo! Aggie, guess what I am?

[heystacy]

when i was younger i thought being a libra was lame because the symbol wasn't cool and i was basically the only one in my family and in my class who was one...but as i got older i came to realize that libraens are some the coolest people on earth...:)

Yes we are! LOL

Do you find that you know a lot of leos? I seem to find them, and we have good chemistry.

[Aggie]

Wooo! Aggie, guess what I am?

dude, i'm 1-1 already, if i get this one wrong i'll have a losing record...;)

...lemme see...scorpio??


Yes we are! LOL

Do you find that you know a lot of leos? I seem to find them, and we have good chemistry.

come to think of it, i do...and scorpios too...

[heystacy]

dude, i'm 1-1 already, if i get this one wrong i'll have a losing record...;)

...lemme see...scorpio??




come to think of it, i do...and scorpios too...

Scorpios are naughty. :eek: ;) :D ROFLMAO!

[Aggie]

Scorpios are naughty. :eek: ;) :D ROFLMAO!

oh don't i know it...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

oh don't i know it...:evilsmile

They all admit it too. LOL

[Tommy]

...lemme see...scorpio??

Right on the money.

I will say that Scorpios only have sex as an excuse to smoke. And allmost all Scorpios have mastered the art of smoking in the shower.

[Aggie]

They all admit it too. LOL

and here's tommy's post to prove it...lol

Right on the money.

I will say that Scorpios only have sex as an excuse to smoke. And allmost all Scorpios have mastered the art of smoking in the shower.

and might i add..that's a serious talent...;)

[Tommy]

and might i add..that's a serious talent...;)

Is it really any wonder that Halloween falls right in the middle of Scorpio territory? After all it is the only holiday where sugar induced hysteria, playing nasty jokes on people and dressing up like Doctor Who is acceptable.

[Aggie]

Is it really any wonder that Halloween falls right in the middle of Scorpio territory? After all it is the only holiday where sugar induced hysteria, playing nasty jokes on people and dressing up like Doctor Who is acceptable.

you know when you put it like that...it makes so much sense...:evilsmile

okay...gonna go get some dinner, see you guys later...:)

[heystacy]

and here's tommy's post to prove it...lol



and might i add..that's a serious talent...;)

LOL I know my Scorpios.

Aquarius people are weird, off beat, and somehow attracted to me. Tiff used to say she was "unconventional."

[Tommy]

you know when you put it like that...it makes so much sense...:evilsmile

All Scorpios have a world domination plan, but all those plans will fail since they rely on being a Borg Queen.

[Aggie]

LOL I know my Scorpios.

Aquarius people are weird, off beat, and somehow attracted to me. Tiff used to say she was "unconventional."

my dad is an aquarius and he's kinda weird, but i kinda attribute that to the drinking...:D

All Scorpios have a world domination plan, but all those plans will fail since they rely on being a Borg Queen.

isn't always about the borg queen??...;)

[heystacy]

my dad is an aquarius and he's kinda weird, but i kinda attribute that to the drinking...:D

One of my brothers, and several friends is an Aquarius, and they are unconventional as can be.

[Tommy]

isn't always about the borg queen??...;)

This is not the sign for Scorpios:

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4994/50pxscorpiosvgkw1.png

This, however, is...

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6356/doomwt3.jpg

[heystacy]

This is not the sign for Scorpios:

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4994/50pxscorpiosvgkw1.png

This, however, is...

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6356/doomwt3.jpg

My old hangout? ;)

[Aggie]

This is not the sign for Scorpios:

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4994/50pxscorpiosvgkw1.png

This, however, is...

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6356/doomwt3.jpg

oh this is priceless...:D

[Aggie]

One of my brothers, and several friends is an Aquarius, and they are unconventional as can be.

my brother is an aries and he is a total aries to boot...and aries is directly opposite of libra on the astrological chart...the funny thing is...he was born on the first day of the month, and i was born on the last day of the month...he's diurnal, and i'm nocturnal...he's type "a" and i'm type "b"...it's hysterical because we're very opposite, but at the same time, we are so close that we can finish each other sentences..

[heystacy]

my brother is an aries and he is a total aries to boot...and aries is directly opposite of libra on the astrological chart...the funny thing is...he was born on the first day of the month, and i was born on the last day of the month...he's diurnal, and i'm nocturnal...he's type "a" and i'm type "b"...it's hysterical because we're very opposite, but at the same time, we are so close that we can finish each other sentences..

My old supervisor is an ares. Our personalities clashed, but we got along fine.

[Aggie]

My old supervisor is an ares. Our personalities clashed, but we got along fine.


at one time, i was really into astrology...but i forgot most of the stuff had learned...but because of my relationship w/ my brother, i know this is a fiery combination.

[heystacy]

at one time, i was really into astrology...but i forgot most of the stuff had learned...but because of my relationship w/ my brother, i know this is a fiery combination.

My friend Tiff used to do astrology. I would hear all sorts of traits about people.

[Tommy]

oh this is priceless...:D

Most Scorpios work with technology. That is so when someone asks them a question, they can used made up words to total confuse whoever is asking.

[Aggie]

Most Scorpios work with technology. That is so when someone asks them a question, they can used made up words to total confuse whoever is asking.

yup, that sounds like something a scorp would do...ya sick bastards...:p

[Aggie]

My friend Tiff used to do astrology. I would hear all sorts of traits about people.

did she do a chart for you??

[Tommy]

yup, that sounds like something a scorp would do...ya sick bastards...:p

Yes, Scorpios are evil bastards.

[heystacy]

did she do a chart for you??

She wanted to. She was all over the place (artist-we met in college). She was into Tarot as well.

[Aggie]

She wanted to. She was all over the place (artist-we met in college). She was into Tarot as well.

i want to learn how to do tarot...i think stuff like that is fascinating.

Yes, Scorpios are evil bastards.

and you revel in your eviltry, bastards...:p

[heystacy]

i want to learn how to do tarot...i think stuff like that is fascinating.

She told me some. Its about interpreting the images on the cards, and how they are laid out.

[Aggie]

She told me some. Its about interpreting the images on the cards, and how they are laid out.

i have a book around here somewhere, but i'm so damn lazy, i can't be bothered to read the thing...<laughing>...i know, that's pretty sad...:o

[heystacy]

i have a book around here somewhere, but i'm so damn lazy, i can't be bothered to read the thing...<laughing>...i know, that's pretty sad...:o

Read? What's that. :eek: ;)

[Aggie]

Read? What's that. :eek: ;)

yeah, i know...but i'll be a reading fiend when my potter book comes on the 21st...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

yeah, i know...but i'll be a reading fiend when my potter book comes on the 21st...:evilsmile

I can't wait...

[heystacy]

yeah, i know...but i'll be a reading fiend when my potter book comes on the 21st...:evilsmile

I'm scared. I don't want Ron to die. :( :mad:

[Tommy]

I'm scared. I don't want Ron to die. :( :mad:

I am all about Hermy. I hope she makes it.

[heystacy]

I am all about Hermy. I hope she makes it.

Poor Ron. :mad:

[Sally Sensational]

I seriously doubt any of the three kids will die. Rowling would have to go into hiding from massive lynch mobs of preteens.

[heystacy]

I seriously doubt any of the three kids will die. Rowling would have to go into hiding from massive lynch mobs of preteens.

Well, she's got the money to hide. ;)

[Tommy]

Well, she's got the money to hide. ;)

I need that kind of money.

[heystacy]

I need that kind of money.

All the things I could do with that money. :D :cool:

[Sally Sensational]

I don't begrudge her the money. It totally rocks that the second richest woman in Britain got that way by writing books that have caused kids to actually sit down and read novels that can exceed 600 pages in length. She deserves everything she's earned.

Now, if I could just get her to adopt me . . .

[heystacy]

I don't begrudge her the money. It totally rocks that the second richest woman in Britain got that way by writing books that have caused kids to actually sit down and read novels that can exceed 600 pages in length. She deserves everything she's earned.

Now, if I could just get her to adopt me . . .

She can take me in too. LOL

[Tommy]

She can take me in too. LOL

Me three. And I think I would enjoy having HeyStacy and Sally Sensational as my sibs...

[heystacy]

Me three. And I think I would enjoy having HeyStacy and Sally Sensational as my sibs...

Awsome. We can all change our last names to Rowling.

[Tommy]

Awsome. We can all change our last names to Rowling.


Tommy Rowling does have a nice ring to it.

[heystacy]

Tommy Rowling does have a nice ring to it.

As Does Stacy Rowling.

I know if I had some of that money, I'd be less stressed.

[Aggie]

As Does Stacy Rowling.

I know if I had some of that money, I'd be less stressed.

screw adoption...j.k. is freakin' hot...i'd much rather use my feminine charms to lure her into my tangled web...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

screw adoption...j.k. is freakin' hot...i'd much rather use my feminine charms to lure her into my tangled web...:evilsmile

Aggie, you are the trapdoor spider of YABS...

[Shisho]

yeah, i know...but i'll be a reading fiend when my potter book comes on the 21st...:evilsmile

*Whimpers*

Harry Potter comes out the 21st. Warren Ellis' "Crooked Little Vein" comes out the 24th. *Sob* WHAT TO DO?!?!?! Once again, the forces of good and the forces of evil are battling for my soul.

[heystacy]

*Whimpers*

Harry Potter comes out the 21st. Warren Ellis' "Crooked Little Vein" comes out the 24th. *Sob* WHAT TO DO?!?!?! Once again, the forces of good and the forces of evil are battling for my soul.

*cue organ music*

ANNOUNCER:
Shisho has two choices. What will she do? Will she read the Potter book, or will she buy the Ellis book?

Stay tuned for our next, exciting chapter of Shisho's Story!

Sorry, I love drama. ;)

[Sally Sensational]

*Whimpers*

Harry Potter comes out the 21st. Warren Ellis' "Crooked Little Vein" comes out the 24th. *Sob* WHAT TO DO?!?!?! Once again, the forces of good and the forces of evil are battling for my soul.

Oh, please. Like you're not going to be like the rest of us and stay up all night finishing HP7, which will mean you're done in plenty of time to read the Ellis book.

Sk and I are actually having a contest to see who finishes HP first. We'll both get our copies at midnight and start reading the minute we get home. She's hosting the launch party at her store and the kid and I will be in attendance, so we'll be together when we're reading.

This is good, as I guarantee you, we'll both be bawling our eyes out when it ends, either because of what happens, or simply because it's over. So, we'll have each other for comfort.

[Night Swordsman]

*Whimpers*

Harry Potter comes out the 21st. Warren Ellis' "Crooked Little Vein" comes out the 24th. *Sob* WHAT TO DO?!?!?! Once again, the forces of good and the forces of evil are battling for my soul.

Um,Read the book on the 21st. Read the second book on the 24th.

What's the problem? Even if both books are about 500 pages,it shouldn't take you longer than a day to read. You got THREE days inbetween....:confused:

[Aggie]

Aggie, you are the trapdoor spider of YABS...

dude...you must check out this movie called "spider baby"...it's freakin' mental...:D

[Aggie]

*cue organ music*

ANNOUNCER:
Shisho has two choices. What will she do? Will she read the Potter book, or will she buy the Ellis book?

Stay tuned for our next, exciting chapter of Shisho's Story!

Sorry, I love drama. ;)

that sounds suspiciously like a lifetime, television for women, movie of the week...:eek:

all you need is the stupid title like "mother may i read this book: the shisho story" and then have meredith baxter cry for about 2 hours...:rolleyes:

[Aggie]

Oh, please. Like you're not going to be like the rest of us and stay up all night finishing HP7, which will mean you're done in plenty of time to read the Ellis book.

Sk and I are actually having a contest to see who finishes HP first. We'll both get our copies at midnight and start reading the minute we get home. She's hosting the launch party at her store and the kid and I will be in attendance, so we'll be together when we're reading.

This is good, as I guarantee you, we'll both be bawling our eyes out when it ends, either because of what happens, or simply because it's over. So, we'll have each other for comfort.

i got mine on a late friday evening and finished it monday morning...and took 2 days to regroup and picked it back up to look for clues to prove that my man snape wasn't a rat bastard...my brother threatened an intervention...you're so lucky to have people in your life to share the wonderment that is harry potter...:)

[heystacy]

that sounds suspiciously like a lifetime, television for women, movie of the week...:eek:

all you need is the stupid title like "mother may i read this book: the shisho story" and then have meredith baxter cry for about 2 hours...:rolleyes:

LMAO! I did pattern my announcer after melodramas/radio soaps. Is this style of silliness on LTV?

Mother May I Read this Book: the Shisho Story

Sweet jeebus. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

I am afraid to read/see the Shisho story. Alot of the story is very pornographic in nature. I doubt ANYONE would be interested in that! :rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

I am afraid to read/see the Shisho story. Alot of the story is very pornographic in nature. I doubt ANYONE would be interested in that! :rolleyes:

Did someone say pron?:)

[Night Swordsman]

Did someone say pron?:)

ROFLMAO!

And it is so cute that you said pron!

Ok...i admit it...i want not only a copy of it but i want to get it autographed with a certificate of authenticity and then have it plastic slabbed and put on one of my library shelves. Then buy another copy to enjoy!

See Shisho? You have a cult following already!

[heystacy]

I am afraid to read/see the Shisho story. Alot of the story is very pornographic in nature. I doubt ANYONE would be interested in that! :rolleyes:

It's a Lifetime Movie, Night. The characters are neutered/spayed, they can't have sex with themselves. :eek:

Oh, and there is plot. Lots, and lots of plot that goes nowhere. I think Fantasia portrays Shisho in this one. Damn, she can't get enough of lifetime.

[Tommy]

Well if it is a lifetime movie I demand to know who is getting stalked and who has an eating disorder!

[Cayman]

Well if it is a lifetime movie I demand to know who is getting stalked and who has an eating disorder!

I love former sitcom moms in peril!

[heystacy]

Well if it is a lifetime movie I demand to know who is getting stalked and who has an eating disorder!

Reading disorder. An old patron from the library is stalking Shisho as she tried to cope with her Mother's insistence that she not read. Lots of emotional blackmail, and needless melodrama. BTW the stalker is unaware that Shisho has a Scanner of Doom.

As an added bonus, all the YABS players have roles in the movie. Our roles are superficial, and don't help solve anything. Hey this is Lifetime. Pick your roles please. All roles must be withing the confines of a Lifetime movie. Those not are subject to my revisions.

I am the handsome library assistant who keeps giving Shisho books she cant read. :o

[Tommy]

I will play the gay son who is hiding my homosexuality from my over bearing parents by getting engaged to a wealthy Heiress.

As was seen in my favorite Lifetime movie Doing Time on Maple Drive.

[Aggie]

Reading disorder. An old patron from the library is stalking Shisho as she tried to cope with her Mother's insistence that she not read. Lots of emotional blackmail, and needless melodrama. BTW the stalker is unaware that Shisho has a Scanner of Doom.

As an added bonus, all the YABS players have roles in the movie. Our roles are superficial, and don't help solve anything. Hey this is Lifetime. Pick your roles please. All roles must be withing the confines of a Lifetime movie. Those not are subject to my revisions.

I am the handsome library assistant who keeps giving Shisho books she cant read. :o

the first rule of LT,(t4w), casting is that you cannot hire anyone who is not prepared to work for a sandwich...i.e. a pricilla barnes or a jack scalia if you will...the second rule of LT,(t4w), casting you must have a LT veteran actress in the lead role...i.e. your meredith baxters, tori spellings, or kelly martins...as long as you adhere to those rules, you have the perfect LT,(t4w), casting of your crappy LT,(t4w), movie...which this seems to be shaping up rather nicely into becoming...god, my friends would love this one...:D

[Aggie]

It's a Lifetime Movie, Night. The characters are neutered/spayed, they can't have sex with themselves. :eek:

Oh, and there is plot. Lots, and lots of plot that goes nowhere. I think Fantasia portrays Shisho in this one. Damn, she can't get enough of lifetime.

oh...just one more thing...we have to give her some kinda lady cancer too...and she must find some way to become empowered...cuz otherwise,ya know, what would be the point??...

[Cayman]

Who will play the mysterious handsome love interest whom the heroine really shouldn't have trusted?

[Aggie]

I will play the gay son who is hiding my homosexuality from my over bearing parents by getting engaged to a wealthy Heiress.

As was seen in my favorite Lifetime movie Doing Time on Maple Drive.

actually that originally aired on FOX...so that makes it lightly better than LT,(t4w)...but i love this development...be the wisecracking, smart mouthed best friend, because *everyone* knows that "the gays" are hi-larious...but unfortunately, you will have to have be gay-bashed...but it will inspire others to be more tolerant, so you too will be empowered...