Let The De-Stressing Begin!

[Sally Sensational]

i love that commercial...and yet i can't seem to remember what the product for it is...

It's a cell phone commercial. This bigwig is talking about how his new phone has free this and free that and it's his way of sticking it to the man. Then an employee reminds him that he IS the man.

[Kyuubi]

It's a cell phone commercial. This bigwig is talking about how his new phone has free this and free that and it's his way of sticking it to the man. Then an employee reminds him that he IS the man.


HEY! A fellow Whitey. You know, we should start a group where we talk about how great it is to be white. AND COSTUMES! We need costumes too.



Something in white. . .

[heystacy]

Why do I see the David Chapell skit running through my head about the blind black racist?

[Kyuubi]

Because it's hilarious?

[heystacy]

Because it's hilarious?

I am going to need some humor soon.

[Sabrinaset]

We could talk about Breck Obama. You know, Brock Obama ... the guy running for president. Bruce Obama ... yeah, that's his name ... Broke Obama. That's what Lesta calls him ... Bronco Obama. Breakdancin' Obama, that's him. Brainiac 5 Obama. Bric-a-brac Obama. Bristol Board Obama . Yeeeeeeeeaaaah.

[Kyuubi]

I'd vote for him.



If only it wasn't so hard to spell his name.

[Kyuubi]

I am going to need some humor soon.



Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpOPyjmB8SI

[Hybrid2]

Kris is home now, which is good, cuz ...


...well, I've been having some problems lately. Emotional ones and such, I don't wanna get into the details and all, so don't worry ... it's nothing anywhere near as bad as Lesta Rhymes not being able to bust a move or like that ... so anyways, Kris has been teaching me all sortsa Ninja meditation stuff and all ... and she's gunna try hypnosis on me in order to help me sort out what's bothering me.

And end with naked yoga,I bet.


Lucky you...

[Sabrinaset]

And end with naked yoga,I bet.


Lucky you...

Nah. It ended with me feeling relaxed, and a little better about myself. I was afraid she was gunna hypnotize me into acting like a chicken or something, but she didn't do that. She's actually pretty good at this sorta stuff ... or maybe I'm just a good subject.

The naked twister is later tonight, though.

[Aggie]

HEY! A fellow Whitey. You know, we should start a group where we talk about how great it is to be white. AND COSTUMES! We need costumes too.



Something in white. . .

something....sheety??...hmmm...:evilsmile

[Hybrid2]

I am going to need some humor soon.

Your black are'nt you?
Yes you are,yes you are.

I'm not racist.
I love blak peoples.

On the TV,the radio,in africa.
Damn you people are good in africa.




Dont blame me for this joke.
HE did it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqoLNl1tmk

[Sabrinaset]

Meh, forget it.

[Aggie]

Your black are'nt you?
Yes you are,yes you are.

I'm not racist.
I love blak peoples.

On the TV,the radio,in africa.
Damn you people are good in africa.




Dont blame me for this joke.
HE did it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqoLNl1tmk

i can't believe somebody gave michael winslow a job...

[Hybrid2]

i can't believe somebody gave michael winslow a job...

Who?

That guy is a turncoay!:mad:
He's been in France for the last 10 years...

Quebec is full of humorist but we still want him back.!

[Lester C.]

double post. Not really, I just don't want to fess up to an inappropriate post.

[Tommy]

No one has ever mistaken me for anything but white.

All thought I occasonaly get Austrailian or English or French.

[Sabrinaset]

I get mistaken for being human sometimes.

[Kyuubi]

I get mistaken for being human sometimes.

AH HA! A woman admitting she's not human! I've had a tape recorder in my computer working continuously for the past 5 years to get this and now I have the proof I need.

[Kyuubi]

OH DAMMIT!

[Sabrinaset]

AH HA! A woman admitting she's not human! I've had a tape recorder in my computer working continuously for the past 5 years to get this and now I have the proof I need.

Not because I'm a woman. Because I'm blonde.

And who are YOU to talk ... you ... you ... DUCK!

[Aggie]

Who?

That guy is a turncoay!:mad:
He's been in France for the last 10 years...

Quebec is full of humorist but we still want him back.!

michael winslow=dude from the "police academy" movies...that was just my misguided attempt at humor...carry on...

[Tommy]

I DEMAND... stuff.

[Aggie]

I DEMAND... stuff.

here... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ-mzYRl3s&mode=related&search=)

coolest show ever!!!

[Lester C.]

Anyone else here a Mark Dacascos fan? I haven't seen him since that French movie he did years ago, and for some reason I was thinking of him.

[Aggie]

Anyone else here a Mark Dacascos fan? I haven't seen him since that French movie he did years ago, and for some reason I was thinking of him.

brotherhood of the wolf??...i thought that was a canadian movie...i use to think he was hot and then he started doin' the iron chef...now, not so hot any more...

[Hybrid2]

brotherhood of the wolf??...i thought that was a canadian movie...i use to think he was hot and then he started doin' the iron chef...now, not so hot any more...

Oh,I'm sure someone will put him on fire eventualy.

[Shisho]

I'm way too lazy to catch up. What'd I miss?

[hellokittykat]

i looooooove that show!! my old job is right around the corner from the coffee shop where they do the filming of the coffee shop scenes...my favorite ep. is when the twins try to get on welfare...i can't wait for the new season to start.

Another reason why Aggie is awesome.:)

[Tommy]

Are we doing all that we can to increase the homosexualization of this thread?

[Lester C.]

brotherhood of the wolf??...i thought that was a canadian movie...i use to think he was hot and then he started doin' the iron chef...now, not so hot any more...

All I can remember about that movie was that they were speaking French.

[Aggie]

Oh,I'm sure someone will put him on fire eventualy.

that will be the only thing that could ever make that show interesting...


I'm way too lazy to catch up. What'd I miss?

ethnic "passing"; ghetto cred; and tommy's attempt to gay up the joint...


Another reason why Aggie is awesome.:)

the fact that you recognize my awesomeness only elevates yours...;)


Are we doing all that we can to increase the homosexualization of this thread?

short of adding pics of man and woman love...um...i think we've got it covered....

[Aggie]

All I can remember about that movie was that they were speaking French.

yup...that was "brotherhood of the wolf" or as i like to call it... worst.werewolf.movie ever.

[Tommy]

short of adding pics of man and woman love...um...i think we've got it covered....

By increasing the homosexualization of this thread, we increas the homosexualization of this board, which increases the homosexualizaton of Gail's work (if possible), which increases the homosexualization of the comic book industry, which increases the homosexualization of the movie industry which leads to the total corruption of society.

Meaning that in just a few years all women will wear flannel and every window must have a FABULOUS treatment.

In the interest of the bright pink homosexy future I will now post a picture of Justin Hartely. I expect lesbian flirtation to follow.

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8411/08042ef1.jpg

[Aggie]

for me...it's a win/win...:evilsmile

[Lester C.]

for me...it's a win/win...:evilsmile

Does that mean I can ask you Which male URTV variant is bringing sexy back?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w42/IcySapphire/URTV.jpg

[Aggie]

Does that mean I can ask you Which male URTV variant is bringing sexy back?



these things creep out...i'm so not into the 3-D thing...plus they are all kinda androgynous...this may sound sexist or whatever, but i like my men to look like men and my women to look like women...

[Night Swordsman]

I'm way too lazy to catch up. What'd I miss?

What Shisho said,with whipped cream on top,please? :)

[Lester C.]

these things creep out...i'm so not into the 3-D thing...plus they are all kinda androgynous...this may sound sexist or whatever, but i like my men to look like men and my women to look like women...

Albedo, Rubedo and Nigredo are not androgynous!:mad: They are bad-ass sexy U-DO Retro Viruses created by the scientist Dr. Yuriev to combat U-DO, a mysterious waveform that threatened to destroy the galaxy.:mad: Also see how different their sister looks from The Boys. More proof that they are not androgynous.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/CitrinexenoIII.jpg

[Tommy]

but i like my men to look like men and my women to look like women...

You and me both. My friend used to joke (and I agree with him) that if we were interested in dating women we would date women.

Occasionally in gay chat I have gotten disparaged since it is just so obvious that I like very manly men (both as friends and as lovers) and have little interest in the more effeminate brand.

[Lester C.]

I just scored an interview at a Law Firm in Chicago.:) :) :) :) Do you guys think I wear a suit and tie, or should I just dress nice?

[hellokittykat]

I just scored an interview at a Law Firm in Chicago.:) :) :) :) Do you guys think I wear a suit and tie, or should I just dress nice?

Congratulations!
I think you should wear a suit and tie and not a nice dress.

[Lester C.]

Congratulations!
I think you should wear a suit and tie and not a nice dress.

Allright I'm going to go buy a suit today.

[Shisho]

Allright I'm going to go buy a suit today.

Congrats Les!

[hellokittykat]

Allright I'm going to go buy a suit today.

Avoid the powder blue section.

[Lester C.]

Avoid the powder blue section.

I was going to wear all black tomarrow. Do you think that's good?

[Ninja Kris]

I was going to wear all black tomarrow. Do you think that's good?

Don't wear a black shirt with a black suit.

[hellokittykat]

I was going to wear all black tomarrow. Do you think that's good?

Do you have dandruff?:p

Sorry. Habit to be a smartass. Kris is right, don't do the black shirt at the least but I would opt for navy blue instead. I think of black suits as either weddings or funerals but that's just me.

[Lester C.]

Okay here is the plan. Black pants, Navy Blue shirt, black tie and black overcoat. How does that sound?

[hellokittykat]

Okay here is the plan. Black pants, Navy Blue shirt, black tie and black overcoat. How does that sound?

Sounds sharp.
Maybe have some kind of blue accent in the black tie.

[Lester C.]

Sounds sharp.
Maybe have some kind of blue accent in the black tie.

What do you mean by blue accent?

[hellokittykat]

What do you mean by blue accent?

Like some kind of blue pattern in the black to match the shirt.
Wait a minute; I'll try to find an example.

[Aggie]

Sounds sharp.
Maybe have some kind of blue accent in the black tie.

first, congrats in the interview...:)

it's just my opinion, but, you may not want to go too dark for an interview, nothing too flashy, but a splash of color might be a good choice.

[hellokittykat]

Okay just looking real quick this (http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=232526&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results) is kinda what I mean. It'll brighten you up a bit so you won't look too dark.

[heystacy]

first, congrats in the interview...:)

it's just my opinion, but, you may not want to go too dark for an interview, nothing too flashy, but a splash of color might be a good choice.

I agree. A little color in the tie will set it off for you.

[heystacy]

Okay just looking real quick this (http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=232526&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results) is kinda what I mean. It'll brighten you up a bit so you won't look too dark.

Good tie. :cool:

[Aggie]

Okay just looking real quick this (http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=232526&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results) is kinda what I mean. It'll brighten you up a bit so you won't look too dark.

that would look so hot w/ a pink shirt...

[Shisho]

Okay just looking real quick this (http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=232526&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results) is kinda what I mean. It'll brighten you up a bit so you won't look too dark.

Ooooh cool. If sweetiekins had a suit-n-tie job, I'd by that for him.

[Aggie]

Ooooh cool. If sweetiekins had a suit-n-tie job, I'd by that for him.

there are few things sexier than a man in a suit & tie...

[Tommy]

Sooooooo only one Traitor game too late and someone posted every clip of Bo from Cursed onto Youtube. But if anyone is curious...

Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsc94Ik25p8)
Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX-_ul_UQfk)
Part 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6j9EqHVuM)
Part 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1KvEjs-bPw)
Part 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5SMdhoKDdc)
Part 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhl1VSb-c4Q)
Part 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o8I--wj7_k)
Part 8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWmh6Ho40Lc)

Most of those videos are less than a minute.


I swear Cursed is like the best movie ever.

[Shisho]

there are few things sexier than a man in a suit & tie...

I know, which is why I fall all over myself to get is suit spiffed up when we have to go to a wedding or something. Since he's a carpenter/welder, not much call for the suit otherwise.

[Aggie]

I know, which is why I fall all over myself to get is suit spiffed up when we have to go to a wedding or something. Since he's a carpenter/welder, not much call for the suit otherwise.

one of the things just as sexy as a man in suit and tie...a carpenter in denim and a wife beater...

[Shisho]

one of the things just as sexy as a man in suit and tie...a carpenter in denim and a wife beater...

I'm a lucky, lucky girl. *swoon*

[Aggie]

I'm a lucky, lucky girl. *swoon*

:) ...............

[Tommy]

DAMN YOU BOTH! Now I am all turned on.

I have a well known thing for both Suits and Carpenters. Oddly enough I more or less refuse to wear suits. But I have done my fair share of carpentry. I've worked for Habitat for Humanity.

[Hybrid2]

Great Lester

[hellokittykat]

there are few things sexier than a man in a suit & tie...

How 'bout when you're taking the suit and tie off of him?:)

[Aggie]

DAMN YOU BOTH! Now I am all turned on.

I have a well known thing for both Suits and Carpenters. Oddly enough I more or less refuse to wear suits. But I have done my fair share of carpentry. I've worked for Habitat for Humanity.

i think getting a gay guy revved up counts as the homosexualization of the thread...:evilsmile

[Sally Sensational]

Well, I see you all have been busy while I was ACTUALLY working this morning!

Let's see . . .

Congrats, Les! I'm in agreement on the suit and tie.

Tommy, way to begin spreading your attempt to add a word to the dictionary around. Remember, it takes a few years for folks to catch up, so be patient.

I'm also in agreement on the men looking like men and women like women point. Although Sk is a tomboy, she is quite obviously a girl. And I always preferred men to look like men - chest hair and all! Androgyny is only hot if you are David Bowie or Annie Lennox.

[Aggie]

Well, I see you all have been busy while I was ACTUALLY working this morning!

Let's see . . .

Congrats, Les! I'm in agreement on the suit and tie.

Tommy, way to begin spreading your attempt to add a word to the dictionary around. Remember, it takes a few years for folks to catch up, so be patient.

I'm also in agreement on the men looking like men and women like women point. Although Sk is a tomboy, she is quite obviously a girl. And I always preferred men to look like men - chest hair and all! Androgyny is only hot if you are David Bowie or Annie Lennox.


you are a woman of both fine taste and wisdom...:)

[hellokittykat]

Oh yeah, and thanks to everybody who complimented my taste in ties!:)

[Tommy]

i think getting a gay guy revved up counts as the homosexualization of the thread...:evilsmile

t is... sadly all too easy to revve me up. Anyone who pays attention to me will know the exact right things to say or do. Of course in real life no one does pay much attention so I usually get slammed with things that turn me off.

Any who I would like everyone to note Aggie's excellent use of the word "Homosexualization" and encourage others to follow her example.

[Aggie]

i always thought that i would make a kick ass stylist...

[Tommy]

i always thought that i would make a kick ass stylist...

You should take a crack at my hair. It SUCKS.

[Shisho]

t is... sadly all too easy to revve me up. Anyone who pays attention to me will know the exact right things to say or do. Of course in real life no one does pay much attention so I usually get slammed with things that turn me off.

Any who I would like everyone to note Aggie's excellent use of the word "Homosexualization" and encourage others to follow her example.

*Whispering to the other kids while Tommy has his back turned.*

Aggie is such a teacher's pet. ;)

[Sally Sensational]

there are few things sexier than a man in a suit & tie...

My dad's a funeral director, so it's all suits all the time. Not a big turn-on for me. I submit that the sexiest thing is a very well-fitting and well-pressed uniform. BDU's are okay, but damn, a man (or woman, if that's the way the pendulum swings) in Class A's!

[heystacy]

Oh yeah, and thanks to everybody who complimented my taste in ties!:)

You rock! :cool:

[Lester C.]

Thank God for youtube. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXzI-IAdSc)

[Tommy]

My dad's a funeral director, so it's all suits all the time. Not a big turn-on for me. I submit that the sexiest thing is a very well-fitting and well-pressed uniform. BDU's are okay, but damn, a man (or woman, if that's the way the pendulum swings) in Class A's!

My first date was with a cop. Talk about being turned on.

[Aggie]

*Whispering to the other kids while Tommy has his back turned.*

Aggie is such a teacher's pet. ;)

*sings song just like parker posey in "waiting for guffman*...teacher's pet...i wanna be teacher's pet...*jazz hands flailing as i ease into the split*...suck on it shishooooooo!!!!...oh yeaaahh!!!!...:evilsmile

[Ninja Kris]

It's true. I love a girl in a uniform.

[Aggie]

My dad's a funeral director, so it's all suits all the time. Not a big turn-on for me. I submit that the sexiest thing is a very well-fitting and well-pressed uniform. BDU's are okay, but damn, a man (or woman, if that's the way the pendulum swings) in Class A's!

i can see where that can be a turn off...uniforms are hot too...but the sexiest thing ever is a woman wearing nothing but a towel...hands down...

[Shisho]

*sings song just like parker posey in "waiting for guffman*...teacher's pet...i wanna be teacher's pet...*jazz hands flailing as i ease into the split*...suck on it shishooooooo!!!!...oh yeaaahh!!!!...:evilsmile

You know, I think I pick on you just to see if you will dance. Cuz damn, that's entertaining as hell. :D

[Lester C.]

Whether I get the job or not I really want to thank everyone here who saved me from going to the interview looking like a Goth kid. Instead, as per Kitty's instructions, I'm going to be looking like Micheal Vick.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa258/thefreshprince101/captsgegcc19270707225220photo00phot.default363x512 .jpg

[Sabrinaset]

It's true. I love a girl in a uniform.

Well, you better!

[Sabrinaset]

Whether I get the job or not I really want to thank everyone here who saved me from going to the interview looking like a Goth kid. Instead, as per Kitty's instructions, I'm going to be looking like Micheal Vick.

Where will you get the police officers escorting you in?

[Lester C.]

Where will you get the police officers escorting you in?

My brother is a security guard, as are a couple of his friends, so I'm covered.

[Lester C.]

One last question. What color should my belt be?

[Sally Sensational]

One last question. What color should my belt be?

Black suit equals black shoes and black belt. Nothing else.

When dressing professionally, your shoes should always match your pants, and your belt should always match your shoes.

[Tommy]

Look I made a quiz! (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821152738-291830&)

Mainly since Lester claims to have a VAST knowledge of all things YABS I decided to see how closely everyone has been paying attention to me. I pulled questions from things I have talked about. (Admittedly some more frequently than others.)

Everyone should at least get two questions right.

[Lester C.]

Black suit equals black shoes and black belt. Nothing else.

When dressing professionally, your shoes should always match your pants, and your belt should always match your shoes.

Thank you. I'm actually going to buy a new pair of dress shoes for the occasion. I really want this job, as it is the first interview I've scored in a month of online applying to various legal jobs on Craigslist. It only pays 10.00 and hour, which is less than what I can make as a security guard, but it's my foot in the door.

[Lester C.]

Look I made a quiz! (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821152738-291830&)

Mainly since Lester claims to have a VAST knowledge of all things YABS I decided to see how closely everyone has been paying attention to me. I pulled questions from things I have talked about. (Admittedly some more frequently than others.)

Everyone should at least get two questions right.

I got a ninety percent. I missed the last question because I didn't recognize anyone name on the list. Freebie my ass.

[Tommy]

I got a ninety percent. I missed the last question because I didn't recognize anyone name on the list. Freebie my ass.

DAMN! It is strange that Lester knows me better than my parents.

And you probibly should have checked the "Do You Have the Best Taste in Men/Women?" thread.

[Sabrinaset]

I only got a fifty on it ... but I haven't really known Tommy well until recently. On the other hand, we finally have a test Lesta can pass!

I did pass the last question, though!

I should make up a test too ... I think one of my questions should be "How do you spell Obama's first name? :)

[Aggie]

Whether I get the job or not I really want to thank everyone here who saved me from going to the interview looking like a Goth kid. Instead, as per Kitty's instructions, I'm going to be looking like Micheal Vick.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa258/thefreshprince101/captsgegcc19270707225220photo00phot.default363x512 .jpg

you have to admit...he looks fabu...;)

[Aggie]

You know, I think I pick on you just to see if you will dance. Cuz damn, that's entertaining as hell. :D


bring it on!!...:evilsmile

Look I made a quiz! (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821152738-291830&)

Mainly since Lester claims to have a VAST knowledge of all things YABS I decided to see how closely everyone has been paying attention to me. I pulled questions from things I have talked about. (Admittedly some more frequently than others.)

Everyone should at least get two questions right.

i think it's sad that lester did better than me and bree...:(

[Shisho]

bring it on!!...:evilsmile

It's the jazz hands that make me laugh. Comic gold. *Toasts Aggie with a sangria she stole from Lester.*

[Aggie]

It's the jazz hands that make me laugh. Comic gold. *Toasts Aggie with a sangria she stole from Lester.*

jazz hands are the single most awesomest things in the known universe...:D


since tommy made a quiz i thought i'd make one too...:evilsmile


who's crazy now?? (http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821160813-162730)

[heystacy]

Look I made a quiz! (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821152738-291830&)

Mainly since Lester claims to have a VAST knowledge of all things YABS I decided to see how closely everyone has been paying attention to me. I pulled questions from things I have talked about. (Admittedly some more frequently than others.)

Everyone should at least get two questions right.

I know very little about you. :(

[Aggie]

I know very little about you. :(

you know the important things...;)

[Lester C.]

It says something that I got 50 percent on the High School test but 90 percent on the test about Tommy's life. It would have been 100 if the last question didn't contain a pop culture reference.

[Shisho]

I know very little about you. :(

Me too! *hangs head in shame*

[Aggie]

It says something that I got 50 percent on the High School test but 90 percent on the test about Tommy's life. It would have been 100 if the last question didn't contain a pop culture reference.

and yet...it was the easiest question on the quiz...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

you know the important things...;)

Awesome! :cool:

[Shisho]

Stupid CBR ate my post.

Aggie, I did better on your quiz. I was thrown by "boobs." Darn. :p

[Sabrinaset]

I was thrown by the boobs too!

Okay ... and that was also the question I missed on Aggie's test ...

[heystacy]

Me too! *hangs head in shame*

We can start a support group. ;)

[heystacy]

jazz hands are the single most awesomest things in the known universe...:D


since tommy made a quiz i thought i'd make one too...:evilsmile


who's crazy now?? (http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821160813-162730)

I know more about you than I know about Tommy. I still scored low, but I digress. Beyonce should have been on your hate list too. LMAO ;)

[Kyuubi]

Dammit! I cheated and still got the same score.

[Lester C.]

I know more about you than I know about Tommy. I still scored low, but I digress. Beyonce should have been on your hate list too. LMAO ;)

I took Aggie's quiz and got a twenty percent.:(

[heystacy]

I took Aggie's quiz and got a twenty percent.:(

You know that she has a crush on you. That's all you need, hero.

[Aggie]

how can anyone have gotten "boobs" wrong?? i only use "rack" when referring to *my* boobs...the role model question was the trick question...it would be pretty cool if the rest of you would make a quiz of your own...:D

[Sabrinaset]

I thought about making a Bree-quiz, but then all the questions would have been something like "What is the first thing a cardiologist does during a coronary artery bypass after introducing general anesthesia?

By the way, if you were to say "Remove the saphenous veins," you'd be wrong, because usually the assistants do that!

[Sally Sensational]

I got a 100! The first one! Nyeh Nyeh.

[Aggie]

I got a 100! The first one! Nyeh Nyeh.

i feel like you should get some kind of prize or something...:o

[Sally Sensational]

i feel like you should get some kind of prize or something...:o

Right now I'd settle for an end to both this raging week-long allergy headache and my damn girl-related pain.

Seriously, why does being female have to hurt?

[Aggie]

Right now I'd settle for an end to both this raging week-long allergy headache and my damn girl-related pain.

Seriously, why does being female have to hurt?

you're preaching to the choir...since i'm not in the position to help w/ either of those might i offer this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwxc_zLH560) instead...

[Sally Sensational]

you're preaching to the choir...since i'm not in the position to help w/ either of those might i offer this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwxc_zLH560) instead...

Thanks, Ags. I always loved Marvin and secretly yearned for my own Aluvium 33 space modulator.

[Aggie]

Thanks, Ags. I always loved Marvin and secretly yearned for my own Aluvium 33 space modulator.

boy howdy...who doesn't...you know i do a wicked marvin the martial impersonation...

[heystacy]

how can anyone have gotten "boobs" wrong?? i only use "rack" when referring to *my* boobs...the role model question was the trick question...it would be pretty cool if the rest of you would make a quiz of your own...:D

Take my quiz (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821191245-167688&). Please. :)

[Aggie]

Take my quiz (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821191245-167688&). Please. :)

of course i got the ones that involved numbers wrong...:rolleyes:

[Kyuubi]

Take my quiz (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821191245-167688&). Please. :)


Well, that loser Not Kyuubi got a 60.



But, the real Kyuubi got a perfect score!

[heystacy]

of course i got the ones that involved numbers wrong...:rolleyes:

LOL Normally I don't like numbers in a test, but I thought I should go against my own bias.

[heystacy]

Well, that loser Not Kyuubi got a 60.



But, the real Kyuubi got a perfect score!

Good enough. LOL

EDIT: You cheater. LOL

[Sally Sensational]

How is that I remembered the name of your professor, but couldn't remember how many Yabsbrarians there are? I started the faction!

[Aggie]

it hurts to know that a dude dressed up like a flightless bird did better than i did...

[heystacy]

How is that I remembered the name of your professor, but couldn't remember how many Yabsbrarians there are? I started the faction!

I think it snuck on you. It was sort of a trick question. Night is also a former librarian. if you get it wrong, it's not a wrong answer.

[Aggie]

I think it snuck on you. It was sort of a trick question. Night is also a former librarian. if you get it wrong, it's not a wrong answer.

are you sure??...cuz i i know he thought of going to library school, but i didn't know he worked in a library...

[heystacy]

are you sure??...cuz i i know he thought of going to library school, but i didn't know he worked in a library...

I stand corrected. Night worked at a library formerly.

[Kyuubi]

Good enough. LOL

EDIT: You cheater. LOL



I'm not a cheater, that damn Not Kyuubi is the cheater.



And an alcoholic.

[heystacy]

I'm not a cheater, that damn Not Kyuubi is the cheater.



And an alcoholic.

If you say so. Are you your own worst enemy? :eek:

[Hybrid2]

Whether I get the job or not I really want to thank everyone here who saved me from going to the interview looking like a Goth kid. Instead, as per Kitty's instructions, I'm going to be looking like Micheal Vick.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa258/thefreshprince101/captsgegcc19270707225220photo00phot.default363x512 .jpg

YOUR HIRED!

[Kyuubi]

His hired what?

[Sabrinaset]

How is that I remembered the name of your professor, but couldn't remember how many Yabsbrarians there are? I started the faction!

Yeah but you didn't remember that Kris is one!

[Lester C.]

Take my quiz (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821191245-167688&). Please. :)

100 percent baby. That's me how Stacy Bizarro rolls.

[heystacy]

100 percent baby. That's me how Stacy Bizarro rolls.

Fascinating. How long did it take you? :cool:

[Lester C.]

Fascinating. How long did it take you? :cool:

Not long, I know my enemy.

Moving I love your new avatar. What I like about it is that it's like a rorschach test for human sexuality. If you're heterosexual you see a hot woman, but if you're gay you see a hot man. Cool.

[Tommy]

DAMN YOU STACY!

I actualy knew the last question, I just clicked the wrong one.

[Cayman]

Take my quiz (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070821191245-167688&). Please. :)

I gots a 70.

[Lester C.]

DAMN YOU STACY!

I actualy knew the last question, I just clicked the wrong one.

Yes! Nice to know I can foil Tommy without even lifting a finger.

[Sabrinaset]

Not long, I know my enemy.

Moving I love your new avatar. What I like about it is that it's like a rorschach test for human sexuality. If you're heterosexual you see a hot woman, but if you're gay you see a hot man. Cool.

So which did you see ... Man-Faye or Jar-Jar Binks?

[heystacy]

Not long, I know my enemy.

Moving I love your new avatar. What I like about it is that it's like a rorschach test for human sexuality. If you're heterosexual you see a hot woman, but if you're gay you see a hot man. Cool.

That's art for you. :cool:

[heystacy]

DAMN YOU STACY!

I actualy knew the last question, I just clicked the wrong one.

I do that all the time. I loathe multiple choice, but I sure as hell wasn't going to give y'all an essay.


I gots a 70.

Wow. You do know me. LMAO! Or did you guess? ;)

[Cayman]

I do that all the time. I loathe multiple chose, but I sure as hell wasn't going to give y'all an essay.




Wow. You do know me. LMAO! Or did you guess? ;)

I just guessed.

[heystacy]

I just guessed.

Good guesses. :cool:

[heystacy]

BTW everyone, I added some new pictures of artwork on my blog. Follow my link if you're interested. :)

You can click this link (http://heystacy.blogspot.com/search/label/Art) if you want to see more images than the current page.

[Aggie]

So which did you see ... Man-Faye or Jar-Jar Binks?

this is the "verbal" equivalent to a kick in the nads...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

Everyone here would belive what I have been doing tonight.

[Aggie]

BTW everyone, I added some new pictures of artwork on my blog. Follow my link if you're interested. :)

You can click this link (http://heystacy.blogspot.com/search/label/Art) if you want to see more images than the current page.

duuuude...*smiles*...your stuff is just f'n cool...i love the versatility you show in your work...it's like you have a facility for every medium...but i'm really feeling the pastel work you've posted...i can total imagine myself walking around a gallery and looking at your work...and something tells me that will be a distinct possibility in the future...:)

as for your avatar...it reminds me of ariel, the little mermaid...;)

[Aggie]

Everyone here would belive what I have been doing tonight.

is this a question or a dare??

[Tommy]

is this a question or a dare??

Can't it be both?

[Sabrinaset]

I don't think there's anything we *wouldn't* believe when it comes to Tommy, actually ... :p

[Aggie]

Can't it be both?

i guess they're not exactly mutually exclusive, so why not...:evilsmile

[Tommy]

i guess they're not exactly mutually exclusive, so why not...:evilsmile

Well it involves the X-men in a way I don't think Marvel would approve of.

[Sabrinaset]

Please, Tommy! I've pulled Barbies outta guys rectums ... and a friend of mine pulled a Bratz doll outta some guys butt, so there's nothing involving the X-Men and anything sexual that would shock me!

[Tommy]

Please, Tommy! I've pulled Barbies outta guys rectums ... and a friend of mine pulled a Bratz doll outta some guys butt, so there's nothing involving the X-Men and anything sexual that would shock me!

I'd show you, but I would be permabanned.

Plus it isn't so much shocking as... really funny.

[heystacy]

duuuude...*smiles*...your stuff is just f'n cool...i love the versatility you show in your work...it's like you have a facility for every medium...but i'm really feeling the pastel work you've posted...i can total imagine myself walking around a gallery and looking at your work...and something tells me that will be a distinct possibility in the future...:)

as for your avatar...it reminds me of ariel, the little mermaid...;)

Thanks Aggie. I swear besides you, my professors, and several online friends, nobody back home cares or believes in my art. If I show them a piece, they are like blah. They couldn't give a rat's ass. :mad:

I am very happy it gives you some joy to see my works. I did want my family/friends "in" the sharing loop, but sadly I feel I am very individual in style and desire for artistic expression.

More artwork is coming, BTW. :cool:

I can't remember, but I am sure the model in my avatar was French.

[hellokittykat]

Whether I get the job or not I really want to thank everyone here who saved me from going to the interview looking like a Goth kid. Instead, as per Kitty's instructions, I'm going to be looking like Micheal Vick.

AAAAHH! WTF?!:(
Well at least he's the best dressed fucknuckle.:mad:

[hellokittykat]

Aggie-80-Got Mae West wrong.
HeyStacy-80-Missed counting a Yabsarian and forgot your professor's name.
Tommy-I totally did you wrong, bra-only got 10. :( S'okay I know you're a smartass and that's all I need to know.:p

[Cam63]

Knock off the caffeine, you.

[hellokittykat]

Knock off the caffeine, you.

That's what the doctors just said!
Actually they said, "Could the nurse who is headbanging in the office please switch to decaf?".

[Night Swordsman]

I am too tired to read back the last 20 odd pages. Anything happen i should know and be stressed about?

[hellokittykat]

I am too tired to read back the last 20 odd pages. Anything happen i should know and be stressed about?

Quizzes to see how well we know Tommy, Aggie and HeyStacy.

[Night Swordsman]

Quizzes to see how well we know Tommy, Aggie and HeyStacy.

Oh dear god no.
HELL no i am not taking no quiz.
My eternal thanks,Kit-Kat. I am running out the door. :)

[Cayman]

Everyone here would belive what I have been doing tonight.

Weren't you chatting with me? :confused:

[Tommy]

Weren't you chatting with me? :confused:

Yes, I was.

And you got to see what I was up to last night.

Anywho I showed it to my best friend, and he seemed to like it. A lot more than I thought he would.

[Aggie]

Thanks Aggie. I swear besides you, my professors, and several online friends, nobody back home cares or believes in my art. If I show them a piece, they are like blah. They couldn't give a rat's ass. :mad:

I am very happy it gives you some joy to see my works. I did want my family/friends "in" the sharing loop, but sadly I feel I am very individual in style and desire for artistic expression.

More artwork is coming, BTW. :cool:

I can't remember, but I am sure the model in my avatar was French.

that's why i don't tell my family jack shit...it's just easier that way...the only person who knows anything i do is my brother and i prefer to keep it that way...but the important thing here is that *you* believe in what you're doing...everything else is just cake...;)

[Aggie]

That's what the doctors just said!
Actually they said, "Could the nurse who is headbanging in the office please switch to decaf?".

oooooooooo...."headbanging"....*whistles and walks away*...

[Cayman]

Yes, I was.

And you got to see what I was up to last night.

Anywho I showed it to my best friend, and he seemed to like it. A lot more than I thought he would.

OH YEAH! My memory is like a sieve.

[Tommy]

OH YEAH! My memory is like a sieve.

I really don't know how you could forget.

But he wanted me to find a Storm and I'm like "I have no idea where that would be."

I couldn't find that one site Ryan showed us.

[Aggie]

I really don't know how you could forget.

But he wanted me to find a Storm and I'm like "I have no idea where that would be."

I couldn't find that one site Ryan showed us.

now you're just being a tease...:rolleyes:

[heystacy]

that's why i don't tell my family jack shit...it's just easier that way...the only person who knows anything i do is my brother and i prefer to keep it that way...but the important thing here is that *you* believe in what you're doing...everything else is just cake...;)

Point taken. I did want to share my art with my family/friends as my artwork is very important to me. I didn't like the idea of having my family not being included, but I can't change people's attitudes. In all honesty I am positive if I make any type of success of myself, I will be told I did exclude them. Family is crazy.

BTW if I ever do a showing in Philly, I am so finding you so we can go cause all sorts of hell in your town. :cool:

[Tommy]

now you're just being a tease...:rolleyes:

If you were ever on AIM, I'd show you.

[Sally Sensational]

Stacy,

Nice stuff. I modeled for figure drawing classes off and on for something like five years, so I've got a pretty good eye for talent these days. Got so that I sneezed black from all the charcoal dust in the air and had to remember not to wear socks to and from class because they'd be black on the bottom. I swear I could teach the damn class - except I'd feel weird wearing clothes.

Question: are your figures purposely elongated? There's a lot of line in most of the full figures, without a lot of curve. Just curious.

Love the color, btw.

[Tommy]

Returning to college. Which means that I will probably attend my campus’s gay group. (But don’t ever tell them I called them that.) Sometime during the mid 90’s they decided that calling themselves “Campus Gays” was not inclusive enough. So they switched the name to “Campus LBGT.” Which no one liked so almost immediately it became “LBGT Crusade.” This lasted for a short period until some wise person pointed out that “Crusade” had religious overtones. So they went back to “Campus LBGT.” Which lasted until several lesbians had a fit that they were still excluding people. Such as people who were unsure of their sexual orientation and might be experimenting with lesbianism, but didn’t want to be labeled as a lesbian, and didn’t want to be labeled bisexual so they naturally had to accommodate these people and so became “Campus LBGTQ.” Now since they were dragging half the alphabet with them they could get back to the important business of fixing the other half of the title that no one liked. So they changed their name to “The LBGTQ Alliance.” At which point a bunch of gay men got pissed and claimed they were being discriminatory and exclusionary to their heterosexual female friends who occasionally attended meetings. For a while it was almost “The LBGTQS Alliance” but rather than that they decided to break up. Well to be fair the seemingly incurable discrimination of the group was just one reason for the big break up. There were plenty of other reasons. But since there must be a campus gay group they reformed and spent three weeks of vicious bickering over what to call themselves. Meanwhile several other people created the “Straight Allies.” Yes, that is right, a bunch of straight people were doing more for the gays (GASP! I was exclusitory) than the actual gay (I DID IT AGAIN) group. Eventually they settled on “Pride!” since it was as vague and ambiguous as possible. Which was good since the new mission statement was about protecting and promoting sexual minorities. Which when asked what sexual minorities are the answer is “Anyone who does not subscribe to the heteronormative lifestyle.” Otherwise known as everyone on the planet. A suitably useless mission statement for a suitably useless group. The best part being depending upon when any campus materials were written you get like five different names for the group.

Sadly though they have a monopoly on any sort of gay social interaction on campus. Any other group gets rather savagely crushed.

[Sally Sensational]

My campus struggled with getting a GLBT org started for years. Finally, they went with the "relative" mainstream and got a Gay Straight Alliance chapter. It's doing well from what my friends in the group tell me.

Although, I guess, since I got a t-shirt and participated in the Day of Silence with them, I'm part of the group too.

Damn, sneaky bitches went and turned me into an activist! :D ;) :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Returning to college. Which means that I will probably attend my campus’s gay group. (But don’t ever tell them I called them that.) Sometime during the mid 90’s they decided that calling themselves “Campus Gays” was not inclusive enough. So they switched the name to “Campus LBGT.”...

...and you didn't suggest "Homosexualization" as a name?!?

[Sabrinaset]

My campus struggled with getting a GLBT org started for years. Finally, they went with the "relative" mainstream and got a Gay Straight Alliance chapter. It's doing well from what my friends in the group tell me.

Although, I guess, since I got a t-shirt and participated in the Day of Silence with them, I'm part of the group too.

Damn, sneaky bitches went and turned me into an activist! :D ;) :eek:

Hehe! I STARTED as an activist when I discovered I was gay ... well, I was bi back then, and I had a relative who was a GLAAD person, so he always took me wherever there was some march or activity somewhere. But nowadays, the peopleI knew in the cause ... they seem ... weird. Like they've gone over the edge somehow. I can't really explain it.

[Sally Sensational]

Hehe! I STARTED as an activist when I discovered I was gay ... well, I was bi back then, and I had a relative who was a GLAAD person, so he always took me wherever there was some march or activity somewhere. But nowadays, the people I knew in the cause ... they seem ... weird. Like they've gone over the edge somehow. I can't really explain it.

Yeah. Sk's never really gone for the "loud and proud" thing either and she's been totally out since shortly after she realized it. I think it's her strange fear of bull-dykes, many of whom seem to enjoy doing that sort of thing.

But that does seem to happen in just about any movement. You've got the mainstream folks - of the movement, I mean - who would dearly love to see results and are more than willing to work toward them. But you've also got the militant people who end up being the ones who are most visible. Luckily, as more and more people either come out or come over to the side of believing in equality for all, the "loud and proud" crowd (ain't that poetic?) won't be the only faces seen and voices heard.

I look at it this way: I'm all for pride and equal rights, but my personal life is just that. What happens in my bedroom, stays in my bedroom.

Well, okay, sometimes it does spread to other rooms in the house.

[Aggie]

Returning to college. Which means that I will probably attend my campus’s gay group. (But don’t ever tell them I called them that.) Sometime during the mid 90’s they decided that calling themselves “Campus Gays” was not inclusive enough. So they switched the name to “Campus LBGT.” Which no one liked so almost immediately it became “LBGT Crusade.” This lasted for a short period until some wise person pointed out that “Crusade” had religious overtones. So they went back to “Campus LBGT.” Which lasted until several lesbians had a fit that they were still excluding people. Such as people who were unsure of their sexual orientation and might be experimenting with lesbianism, but didn’t want to be labeled as a lesbian, and didn’t want to be labeled bisexual so they naturally had to accommodate these people and so became “Campus LBGTQ.” Now since they were dragging half the alphabet with them they could get back to the important business of fixing the other half of the title that no one liked. So they changed their name to “The LBGTQ Alliance.” At which point a bunch of gay men got pissed and claimed they were being discriminatory and exclusionary to their heterosexual female friends who occasionally attended meetings. For a while it was almost “The LBGTQS Alliance” but rather than that they decided to break up. Well to be fair the seemingly incurable discrimination of the group was just one reason for the big break up. There were plenty of other reasons. But since there must be a campus gay group they reformed and spent three weeks of vicious bickering over what to call themselves. Meanwhile several other people created the “Straight Allies.” Yes, that is right, a bunch of straight people were doing more for the gays (GASP! I was exclusitory) than the actual gay (I DID IT AGAIN) group. Eventually they settled on “Pride!” since it was as vague and ambiguous as possible. Which was good since the new mission statement was about protecting and promoting sexual minorities. Which when asked what sexual minorities are the answer is “Anyone who does not subscribe to the heteronormative lifestyle.” Otherwise known as everyone on the planet. A suitably useless mission statement for a suitably useless group. The best part being depending upon when any campus materials were written you get like five different names for the group.

Sadly though they have a monopoly on any sort of gay social interaction on campus. Any other group gets rather savagely crushed.

and this is why i'm not a joiner...

[Aggie]

Point taken. I did want to share my art with my family/friends as my artwork is very important to me. I didn't like the idea of having my family not being included, but I can't change people's attitudes. In all honesty I am positive if I make any type of success of myself, I will be told I did exclude them. Family is crazy.

BTW if I ever do a showing in Philly, I am so finding you so we can go cause all sorts of hell in your town. :cool:

you can lead a horse to water, yadda, yadda, yadd...you have to do what's good for you and that's all you can really expect of yourself.

oh and you're on...:)

[Lester C.]

So which did you see ... Man-Faye or Jar-Jar Binks?

Super Sayian 4 Goku.

[Sabrinaset]

HelloKittyKat goes to war!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/hkk2.jpg

[Lester C.]

Warning: Boring description of my day with little entertainment value. Only read if you are interested in how I spent my Tuesday.


Today was a hard day. Not a bad day mind you, but hard.

I woke up at 4:30 am two hours earlier than usual. Put my new suit, selected by Hello Kitty Kat and Ninja Kris, in a bag and went to the North Side of Chicago dressed in summer clothes after eating a chicken sandwich. I met my dad there with his pick up truck and up and we both began busting our asses our asses helping my brother and his girl move from a stdio apartment to a 1 bed room apartment overlooking the beach and Lake Michigan.

At 9:00 am I went to my brothers house showed and dressed up in my suit. My dad took to Downtown dropped me off for my interview. The interview went great, but there are two points that might not get me hired. The first is that I will become a lawyer in four years, which means that I will be leaving the company in a few years. The second is that I'm overqualified and they are interested in having me work in a more challenging higher level legal position.:) I will know one way or the other in a few days.

After the interview my dad took two fucking hours to pick up up outside in a fucking suit, because he couldn't find where he dropped me off due to all the one way streets.:mad: A homeless guy, the first one I've ever seen, kept asking me to help him. I kept telling him i had no cash on me, but that wasn't good enough. A kind sexy as hell stranger told him to fuck off, and that was that. Then I had wild sex on the street with said stranger. At least I did in my imagination:mad:

Around 1:30 we went back to my brothers place and, in my suit, we moved all his stuff out. We were done around 5:30 and I just got home. All my clothes are dirty, but thank god I have a washer and drier in my condo.:)

Now I'm about to kick back, play a little Xenosaga 2 and do the laundry. When my clothes are dry, I still have to do my two hour cardio work out.

[Sabrinaset]

Actually, I found your story very interesting, but tell me about this stranger you dreamed about... what did he look like?

[Lester C.]

Actually, I found your story very interesting, but tell me about this stranger you dreamed about... what did he look like?

As shocking as it sounds, she was a blond goddess. Think Wonder Girl in her early twenties, and you have a description woman. I profoundly regret not making some sort of play, even if she is so far out of my league I need the Hubble Telescope just to see the ball park. Who knows, if she had cataracts or something I could have gotten her phone. Her real phone number that is.

[Sabrinaset]

Ohhhh ...! So she looked like this ..?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Surprise.jpg

I was wondering who that guy was who was checking me out! You lech, Lester! :D

[Sally Sensational]

Ohhhh ...! So she looked like this ..?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Surprise.jpg

I was wondering who that guy was who was checking me out! You lech, Lester! :D


No, No, she looked like this:

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/vigilant_oblivion/LiveArtShow5-4-07003.jpg

Minus the brunette.

Although there probably was one and it was actually the lebian vibe that scared Lester off.

[Tommy]

...and you didn't suggest "Homosexualization" as a name?!?

The next time it comes up I shall.

The problem with the group is that it is an activist group with nothing to be active about. There is no discrimination on campus, and basically nothing we as a group can do off campus. So they are endlessly searching for things to be upset and protest about. For example...

One of our cafeterias had a female to male transsexual employee. And he got fired... possibly. According to him he got fired, according to the cafeteria manager he was only hired for a specific period of time.

Well according to the employee he was the victim of vicious homophobic harassment. For half a week after he got fired but before the next Pride! meeting everyone was talking about this supposed horrible incident of homophobia.

Well it turned out a co-worker had said "This sandwich is so gay." And the employee through a bitch fit and forced everyone to have a sensitivity meeting.

(This was doubly funny since literally right before that came out I had been telling my friend that "this meeting is so gay.")

Well he insisted he was discriminated against. And after his story was over I stood up and said that I had been working for the college for over a year, and I didn't believe discrimination played ANY part in it. At which point everyone politely explained to me that gays don't lie and that gays are always victims, except in many more words.

Eventually the entire group decided that they would boycott that cafeteria. Since do to the nature of our food plans a boycott doesn't matter, there are only ten people in the meeting, and as it is the only cafeteria open all night everyone is going to break the boycott sooner or later.

[heystacy]

Stacy,

Nice stuff. I modeled for figure drawing classes off and on for something like five years, so I've got a pretty good eye for talent these days. Got so that I sneezed black from all the charcoal dust in the air and had to remember not to wear socks to and from class because they'd be black on the bottom. I swear I could teach the damn class - except I'd feel weird wearing clothes.

Question: are your figures purposely elongated? There's a lot of line in most of the full figures, without a lot of curve. Just curious.

Love the color, btw.

Sorry for the delayed response. Putting the final parts of my presentation and paper together. I am so needing some de-stressing, but not tonight. :(

Some of the work is stylized, others were "happy accidents."

[heystacy]

you can lead a horse to water, yadda, yadda, yadd...you have to do what's good for you and that's all you can really expect of yourself.

oh and you're on...:)

Word. :cool:

I'm so caught up in this paper and presentation. Gaaaaah! :eek:

[hellokittykat]

HelloKittyKat goes to war!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/hkk2.jpg

Yeah boyeee!:D

[Shisho]

The next time it comes up I shall.

The problem with the group is that it is an activist group with nothing to be active about. There is no discrimination on campus, and basically nothing we as a group can do off campus. So they are endlessly searching for things to be upset and protest about. For example...

One of our cafeterias had a female to male transsexual employee. And he got fired... possibly. According to him he got fired, according to the cafeteria manager he was only hired for a specific period of time.

Well according to the employee he was the victim of vicious homophobic harassment. For half a week after he got fired but before the next Pride! meeting everyone was talking about this supposed horrible incident of homophobia.

Well it turned out a co-worker had said "This sandwich is so gay." And the employee through a bitch fit and forced everyone to have a sensitivity meeting.

(This was doubly funny since literally right before that came out I had been telling my friend that "this meeting is so gay.")

Well he insisted he was discriminated against. And after his story was over I stood up and said that I had been working for the college for over a year, and I didn't believe discrimination played ANY part in it. At which point everyone politely explained to me that gays don't lie and that gays are always victims, except in many more words.

Eventually the entire group decided that they would boycott that cafeteria. Since do to the nature of our food plans a boycott doesn't matter, there are only ten people in the meeting, and as it is the only cafeteria open all night everyone is going to break the boycott sooner or later.

I know I'm getting into the tail end of this conversation, so forgive me if I missed something, but maybe you can broaden your boundries to issues outside campus if you are looking for things to be active about. Maybe hold fundraisers for specific causes, that kind of thing. Instead of beating a dead horse, and that's what it sounds like your describing here, you can help other chapters on campuses that have more discrimination. I'm a big fan of "controlling your zone," (and is it sad that so many of my philosophical catchphrases come from Chuck D?), but when your zone is pretty much on lockdown, it might help if you make the circle of influence a little bigger. Just a thought.

As a sidenote, I'm always impressed with the activism that comes from the many Browncoat chapters across the country. They seem to always have a fun time while being active, holding Serenity screenings for Equality Now, for example. I don't think they'll mind if you shamelessly steal ideas from other organizations. :D

[hellokittykat]

At 9:00 am I went to my brothers house showed and dressed up in my suit. My dad took to Downtown dropped me off for my interview. The interview went great, but there are two points that might not get me hired. The first is that I will become a lawyer in four years, which means that I will be leaving the company in a few years. The second is that I'm overqualified and they are interested in having me work in a more challenging higher level legal position.:) I will know one way or the other in a few days.

I'm glad that it sounds like the interview went well then.:)

After the interview my dad took two fucking hours to pick up up outside in a fucking suit, because he couldn't find where he dropped me off due to all the one way streets.:mad: A homeless guy, the first one I've ever seen, kept asking me to help him. I kept telling him i had no cash on me, but that wasn't good enough. A kind sexy as hell stranger told him to fuck off, and that was that.

That was harsh of her.:eek: But I guess if the guy was harassing the hell out of you, then that's what it sometimes takes to be left alone.

[Shisho]

HeyStacy, I like your new avatar. The colors are so pretty.

I like the background too, with the blue & green. Nice texture.

[hellokittykat]

HeyStacy, I like your new avatar. The colors are so pretty.

I like the background too, with the blue & green. Nice texture.

He's a talented one for sure.:)

[Lester C.]

I'm glad that it sounds like the interview went well then.:)



That was harsh of her.:eek: But I guess if the guy was harassing the hell out of you, then that's what it sometimes takes to be left alone.

I think the homeless guy is a permanent fixture on that street, so she may have been reacting to the fact that she sees him everyday. I have no way of knowing if that's the case, but I give my sexy hero the benefit of the doubt.

[Lester C.]

Ohhhh ...! So she looked like this ..?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Surprise.jpg

I was wondering who that guy was who was checking me out! You lech, Lester! :D

You are very pretty. More than that I don't want to type for fear of making you uncomfortable.

[Lester C.]

No, No, she looked like this:

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/vigilant_oblivion/LiveArtShow5-4-07003.jpg

Minus the brunette.

Although there probably was one and it was actually the lebian vibe that scared Lester off.

Both of you are pretty as well. As for my gaydar, it's totally nonfunctional. I've had people I've known for twenty years, literally childhood lifelong friends, turn out to be gay and I would never have guessed in a million years.

[hellokittykat]

No, No, she looked like this:

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/vigilant_oblivion/LiveArtShow5-4-07003.jpg

Minus the brunette.

Although there probably was one and it was actually the lebian vibe that scared Lester off.

Whoever took that picture is like totally teh awesome. The color...the angle...pure genius.;)

[Lester C.]

Whoever took that picture is like totally teh awesome. The color...the angle...pure genius.;)

Based on the above post I'm going to go ahead and guess that YOU took the picture at at Cape 2007.

[hellokittykat]

Based on the above post I'm going to go ahead and guess that YOU took the picture at at Cape 2007.

Gasp! No!:p
I like taking pictures; I'm much better behind the camera than in front of it.;)

[Aggie]

okay, so far today we've established that:

-lester has a broken gaydar
-lester has no game
-YABS lesbians are hot
-lester foolishly wore good clothes to do back breaking labor
-tommy is in a cult or sumthin'
-heystacy is insanely talented
-and patches mcgee over there likes to watch...

is that an accurate summation of the thread events for today??

[Cayman]

What's the surly duck from Hello Kitty? Batzmaru or something? I like that surly duck.

[hellokittykat]

okay, so far today we've established that:

-lester has a broken gaydar
-lester has no game
-YABS lesbians are hot
-lester foolishly wore good clothes to do back breaking labor
-tommy is in a cult or sumthin'
-heystacy is insanely talented
-and patches mcgee over there likes to watch...

is that an accurate summation of the thread events for today??

Har!:D
.....

[Aggie]

What's the surly duck from Hello Kitty? Batzmaru or something? I like that surly duck.

ooooo...*duck*...silly me...*whistles and walks away*...

[Aggie]

Gasp! No!:p
I like taking pictures; I'm much better behind the camera than in front of it.;)

having seen photos of you...i have to disagree w/ the the latter part of this comment...:)

[Cayman]

Badtz-maru.

This duck looks like my soul.

http://www.badtzmaru.com/badtz_maru_email_2.gif

[Sally Sensational]

Gasp! No!:p
I like taking pictures; I'm much better behind the camera than in front of it.;)

Yep, she took it. And it was at CAPE. That was our first major event as a couple.

And, honestly, I still think the brunette in the picture is way hotter than the blond. But she says I'm crazy.

[Sabrinaset]

We also know that Lester may be suffering from MPD :)

And I'm not hot. That would be Kris.

[Aggie]

Badtz-maru.

This duck looks like my soul.

http://www.badtzmaru.com/badtz_maru_email_2.gif

actually, that looks like my cousin lonnie...

[Cayman]

actually, that looks like my cousin lonnie...

There's a little bit of Lonnie in my soul too.

[heystacy]

HeyStacy, I like your new avatar. The colors are so pretty.

I like the background too, with the blue & green. Nice texture.

Thanks. Finals are over. I'm worried about my paper being cited correctly. It's a good thing. usually when I feel calm, then my grade is low. Worries=passing grade. :cool:

[heystacy]

He's a talented one for sure.:)

*blushes* Thanks.

[Night Swordsman]

Yes he is,but can he draw bunnies? :D

[Night Swordsman]

okay, so far today we've established that:

-lester has a broken gaydar
-lester has no game
-YABS lesbians are hot
-lester foolishly wore good clothes to do back breaking labor
-tommy is in a cult or sumthin'
-heystacy is insanely talented
-and patches mcgee over there likes to watch...

is that an accurate summation of the thread events for today??

Thank you. I was wondering what i missed...:rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

I just got an email telling me I didn't get the job I interviewed for as they went with someone with more experience. I'm trying not to let that bit of news bum me out, but I'm still taking it pretty hard.

[Sabrinaset]

I'm sorry about that. :(

[heystacy]

I just got an email telling me I didn't get the job I interviewed for as they went with someone with more experience. I'm trying not to let that bit of news bum me out, but I'm still taking it pretty hard.

There will be other interviews. I am sure of that, Lester.

What I'm saying is hard work and dedication does pay off. Sometimes missing a job is a blessing in disguise.

[Aggie]

Thank you. I was wondering what i missed...:rolleyes:

this isn't the f'n tv guide...so take your cheers and jeers section and go...do whatever you cheers and jeers jerks do...<or something to that effect or whatever...>

I just got an email telling me I didn't get the job I interviewed for as they went with someone with more experience. I'm trying not to let that bit of news bum me out, but I'm still taking it pretty hard.

aww...at the vey least, they have your name on file...you never know...;)

[Lester C.]

We also know that Lester may be suffering from MPD :)

And I'm not hot. That would be Kris.

I think you ma have missed a couple of psych. classes. MPD has been reclassified as Dissociative identity disorder for many years now. Also the voices in my head are telling me that I'm a Schizophrenic which isn't to be confused with a person suffering from Dissociative identity disorder.

[Aggie]

I think you ma have missed a couple of psych. classes. MPD has been reclassified as Dissociative identity disorder for many years now. Also the voices in my head are telling me that I'm a Schizophrenic which isn't to be confused with a person suffering from Dissociative identity disorder.

woo-hoo, sumbody's been watchin' "one life to live"...

[Aggie]

There's a little bit of Lonnie in my soul too.

i'm not sure how that works, but hey, good luck w/ that...;)

[Cayman]

i'm not sure how that works, but hey, good luck w/ that...;)

It involves a cheese grater. More than that, you don't want to know.

[Aggie]

It involves a cheese grater. More than that, you don't want to know.

*laughs*...i know that reference but i'm drawing a blank...c'mon help a sistah out...where'd ya get that one??

[Cayman]

*laughs*...i know that reference but i'm drawing a blank...c'mon help a sistah out...where'd ya get that one??

Not sure, it was wedged in my brain somewhere.

[Lester C.]

woo-hoo, sumbody's been watchin' "one life to live"...

I only know that because I had a Pscy 101 class way twelve years ago.

[Aggie]

Not sure, it was wedged in my brain somewhere.

now that's gonna haunt me for the rest of the night...thanks a lot cay...:(


I only know that because I had a Pscy 101 class way twelve years ago.

i was a psych major once upon a time...i learned more from watching "one life to life"...

[Sabrinaset]

I've already seen what happens to Lester at Lynxland when he gets stressed ... :)

[Aggie]

I've already seen what happens to Lester at Lynxland when he gets stressed ... :)

play pocket ball??

[Lester C.]

I've already seen what happens to Lester at Lynxland when he gets stressed ... :)

Speaking of which I just went there myself. I think I might have Dissociative Identity Disorder AND schizophrenia.:eek:

[Aggie]

makes me glad that i'm just paranoid and misanthropic...

[Sally Sensational]

Ya know, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!

[Lester C.]

makes me glad that i'm just paranoid and misanthropic...

So being paranoid and misanthropic you are....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z280/WeAreTheRobots/1181917110011.jpg

in need of a pair of shoes.:confused:

[Cayman]

That girl is poison...

[Tommy]

I'd like to be best friends with her.

[Sabrinaset]

Poison Ivy is certainly helping the homosexualization of THIS thread! All we need is Tom Cruise and it will be complete!

[Cayman]

Is that an Ed Benes Ivy?

[Tommy]

Poison Ivy is certainly helping the homosexualization of THIS thread! All we need is Tom Cruise and it will be complete!

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/8418/180pxharleyivyif9.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/images/2007/08/14/drivintips_2.jpg

[hellokittykat]

I just got an email telling me I didn't get the job I interviewed for as they went with someone with more experience. I'm trying not to let that bit of news bum me out, but I'm still taking it pretty hard.

I'm sorry Les. :(
At the least though, you've now had interview experience and won't be as nervous when you go on another one.

[Cam63]

Harden the fuck up, Carthan and better luck next time.

[Shisho]

Harden the fuck up, Carthan and better luck next time.

I think Cam needs a nap. *Hands Cam a baby bottle with beer in it, and a really soft blankie.*

*Runs from the razor-edged boomerang he's bound to throw at her.* ;) :D

[Shisho]

Oh and P.S. Chin up Lester! I don't know if I've ever gotten a job the first time around. Usually I have to interview 2-3 places first.

[Sabrinaset]

Oh and P.S. Chin up Lester! I don't know if I've ever gotten a job the first time around. Usually I have to interview 2-3 places first.

I remember the VERY FIRST place I applied for a job at ... the local IHOP. They turned me down! I've never eaten there since and I hope they ALL go out of business! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[Cayman]

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/images/2007/08/14/drivintips_2.jpg

Heh, that's great.

It's kind of sad when it seems like Kevin Federline would be the better parent of the two.

[hellokittykat]

I remember the VERY FIRST place I applied for a job at ... the local IHOP. They turned me down! I've never eaten there since and I hope they ALL go out of business! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

But you'll notice that she's not bitter in the least...

[Aggie]

well thank you to all who have recognized my psychosis and reinterpreted me
as a bare-footed, green skinned, man hating sociopath...albeit an extremely hot bare-footed, green skinned, man hating sociopath...

[Aggie]

Heh, that's great.

It's kind of sad when it seems like Kevin Federline would be the better parent of the two.

word!

and it's nice to see that i'm not the only one around here who loves to hold a grudge...i'm looking at you ABC...i still wanna know what happened to angela and jordan catilano...:mad:

[Cayman]

word!

and it's nice to see that i'm not the only one around here who loves to hold a grudge...i'm looking at you ABC...i still wanna know what happened to angela and jordan catilano...:mad:

Not to mention Rickie Vasquez and Rayanne Graff.