Marvel’s Insane Genealogy

[Tommy]

I had FAR too much time to day... and this is the result...

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/1808/image1xb6.jpg

Black lines are sons, daughters, clones and robots
Purple lines are marriages
Turquoise lines are brothers and sisters
Blue lines are gay relationships
Green lines are adoptions

[Aggie]

and to think, this is just a small segment of that genealogy...i've always thought the marvel universe was a bit too "incestuous" and this kind of touches on that...

i just remembered how pissed of i was when mockingbird was killed off...she was one of my favorite characters during the 80s...those early issues of west coast avengers were some of the best comics i've read in all the years i've been reading them.

[Michael P]

You need a loop connecting Hawkeye with Scarlet Witch, another showing that both Kristoff and Vision II have been romantically linked to Cassie Lang, and, of course, and inclusion of the Immortus/Marcus/Ms. Marvel dynamic. Or would that destroy all known reality?

[Cayman]

and to think, this is just a small segment of that genealogy...i've always thought the marvel universe was a bit too "incestuous" and this kind of touches on that...

i just remembered how pissed of i was when mockingbird was killed off...she was one of my favorite characters during the 80s...those early issues of west coast avengers were some of the best comics i've read in all the years i've been reading them.

I miss Mockingbird.

[Tommy]

Or would that destroy all known reality?

What would destroy all known reality is if Polaris married Havok. Then we would need to make the genealogy on a globe.

[Flamebird]

What would destroy all known reality is if Polaris married Havok. Then we would need to make the genealogy on a globe.

wouldn't that just make the kid a polok? (yeah I know, reaching on that one.)

[Michael P]

What would destroy all known reality is if Polaris married Havok. Then we would need to make the genealogy on a globe.

So that's why the writers keep breaking them up.

[Aggie]

What would destroy all known reality is if Polaris married Havok. Then we would need to make the genealogy on a globe.

plus more f'n' summers offspring...:mad:

[Tommy]

plus more f'n' summers offspring...:mad:

Yep... it is not like that family doesn’t sprout random members all the time.

What is far more disturbing though, is that Cyclops had sex with three different Jean Greys…

[Flamebird]

Yep... it is not like that family doesn’t sprout random members all the time.

What is far more disturbing though, is that Cyclops had sex with three different Jean Greys…

But the best thing is, is that they would ALL rather die than sleep with him again.

[Aggie]

But the best thing is, is that they would ALL rather die than sleep with him again.

transdimensional herpes...

[Kalen O.]

You forgot to add in Nightcrawler'd nightmare branch of the family, lol. Nightcrawler, son of Mystique and Azazel, who has possibly dozens of other offspring in his demon dimension. Not to mention Mystique, romantically linked with Destiny, foster mother of Rogue, had Graydon Creed with Sabretooth, bringing in Sabretooth's family, whatever that is (please Marvel, for your own good, DONT ever prove him to be genetically linked to Logan). Also, thanks to Vulcan you have to add the whole Shi'ar royal family in now too.

[Aggie]

You forgot to add in Nightcrawler'd nightmare branch of the family, lol. Nightcrawler, son of Mystique and Azazel, who has possibly dozens of other offspring in his demon dimension. Not to mention Mystique, romantically linked with Destiny, foster mother of Rogue, had Graydon Creed with Sabretooth, bringing in Sabretooth's family, whatever that is (please Marvel, for your own good, DONT ever prove him to be genetically linked to Logan). Also, thanks to Vulcan you have to add the whole Shi'ar royal family in now too.

it's all very "the young and restless"...

[shanejayell]

Not to mention Nightcrawler's original origin, in which Kurt had two monnies, Mystique and Destiny.

[Tommy]

You forgot to add in Nightcrawler'd nightmare branch of the family, lol. Nightcrawler, son of Mystique and Azazel, who has possibly dozens of other offspring in his demon dimension. Not to mention Mystique, romantically linked with Destiny, foster mother of Rogue, had Graydon Creed with Sabretooth, bringing in Sabretooth's family, whatever that is (please Marvel, for your own good, DONT ever prove him to be genetically linked to Logan). Also, thanks to Vulcan you have to add the whole Shi'ar royal family in now too.

DAMN IT! How the hell am I going to fit that in?:(

[heystacy]

That "third Summers brother" thing is wack. :mad:

[singoalla]

Who the heck is Gabriel Summers?


edit: wait, never mind. I'm not sure my brain could handle it.

[Alan Lynch]

Also, thanks to Vulcan you have to add the whole Shi'ar royal family in now too.
Which, tragically, brings us to Lifeguard and Slipstream. And then Storm, which opens us up to every black character Marvel has ever depicted.

It's way too early for this.

[David Bedlam]

Man, and I thought that Greek mythology was wierd.

At least no one has married a sister. Yet.

[Froggy]

Yep... it is not like that family doesn’t sprout random members all the time.

What is far more disturbing though, is that Cyclops had sex with three different Jean Greys…

and they all would die instead of stay with him..............man we better hope this doesn't stretch across companies!

[Ultraboytx]

technically didn't Genis-vell create Phyla-vell?
I mean, it was only his 'i'm insane and better than all of you thanks to the power cosmic and am going to fix the universe - ooops? did I do that?' phase that caused her to be 'in existence'

[DarkOra]

Man, and I thought that Greek mythology was wierd.
And the Marvel universe contains the Greek and Norse mythologies (where you have a single god who's the father of Hel, Jormungandr [Midgard serpent], and Fenrir AND also the mother of Sleipnir plus you have Heimdall who's the son of nine mothers). That alone can really mess with a genealogy table. :)