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David Bedlam
05-11-2007, 09:05 AM
I just turned 22 today.

I can feel the arthritis just waiting to strike. :(

But on the plus side, I got this nice Jimi Hendrix CD collection. That is one funky version of Sunsine of Your Love.

Shisho
05-11-2007, 09:11 AM
Happy birthday you old fart. :rolleyes:

Cayman
05-11-2007, 09:12 AM
If it makes you feel better, I'm 37 and I went to the doctor yesterday for a herniated disc and the doctor said "this is an injury that is fairly common in middle-aged men like yourself". :(

Jared H.
05-11-2007, 09:15 AM
Get the hell of my porch!

Lester C.
05-11-2007, 09:20 AM
I hope you break a hip you ancient decrepit backstabbing traitorous pirate bastard!:mad:

Weetomuncher
05-11-2007, 09:27 AM
Don't worry about being 22. You're definately not old.

I'm 27 and several times recently I've been told by people in shops that I don't look 18 yet. My local shop almost wouldn't sell me a 'Loaded' magazine (which is something like FHM) because I was supposedly too young. A guy in Virgin Megastore wasn't selling me an Ong Bak UMD when I was almost 26 and I had to get my mum to buy it for me.

If you're a bit young looking you've probably got at least another couple of years of being asked what age you are.

When you don't look under 18 any more that's when you're old.

David Bedlam
05-11-2007, 09:30 AM
If it makes you feel better, I'm 37 and I went to the doctor yesterday for a herniated disc and the doctor said "this is an injury that is fairly common in middle-aged men like yourself". :(

Awwww. You poor thing.

http://www.familiesonlinemagazine.com/pets/dogs-puppies/puppies_1.jpg

There, those puppies should cheer you up.

Cayman
05-11-2007, 09:31 AM
They are cute lil' pups.

David Bedlam
05-11-2007, 09:32 AM
I hope you break a hip you ancient decrepit backstabbing traitorous pirate bastard!:mad:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c394/DavidBedlam/bwahahapf9-2.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c394/DavidBedlam/untitled-7.jpg

Alan Lynch
05-11-2007, 09:34 AM
Happy birthday. Wait until you turn 23 - it's all downhill after that...

David Bedlam
05-11-2007, 09:35 AM
I'm 27 and several times recently I've been told by people in shops that I don't look 18 yet.

I had the exact opposite problem. I have a rather mature face when young, so people would aways say "Ain't you a little old for this?"

And since I didn't like violent 18 rated films or alcohol, I couldn't use my appearence for crime. :(

Gail Simone
05-11-2007, 09:42 AM
I just turned 22 today.

I can feel the arthritis just waiting to strike. :(

But on the plus side, I got this nice Jimi Hendrix CD collection. That is one funky version of Sunsine of Your Love.

YAY! Happy birthday!

Gail

David Bedlam
05-11-2007, 09:48 AM
Gail is yaying the rapidly vanishing nature of my youth?

How could she? :( Unless.......

Gail's a vampire! Feeding off the youth and vitality of the YABSers! She wants to make me like her!

*runs away screaming!*

singoalla
05-11-2007, 09:49 AM
Bah, kids today. It's all me me me, and crying when they turn 22.

You want real suffering? Just watch me turn 27 tomorrow! :p The candles don't fit on the cake no more!

i_mmmchocolate
05-11-2007, 09:55 AM
If you're old, then I'm ancient!

I turn 25 in June.

Flamebird
05-11-2007, 09:57 AM
Where should we send the box of depends and Poli-Grip?

Happy Birthday, ya young Whippersnapper!:D

David Bedlam
05-11-2007, 09:58 AM
Good God!

Call the fire deptment! Those cakes are a fire hazard!

Monkey Boy
05-11-2007, 10:04 AM
I feel sorry for you. When I turned 22 it was like the end of the world. My teeth feel out and I started having to wear depends. Not fun.......Well maybe just a little.

hellokittykat
05-11-2007, 10:05 AM
I was about to smack you for saying that 22 is old...but then you posted a picture of puppies.

Happy Birthday Dude! :)

Flamebird
05-11-2007, 10:08 AM
Good God!

Call the fire deptment! Those cakes are a fire hazard!


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o103/flamebird_2006/redneck001.jpg


I WAS Saving those for Cam, but we ALL know he loves to share.;)


Now, RUN for your life!!!

Corrina
05-11-2007, 10:38 AM
Babies! You all are just young babies!

Happy Birthday, David!

Can I have me some of that birthday cake pictured above?

titanfan
05-11-2007, 12:16 PM
I just turned 22 today.

I can feel the arthritis just waiting to strike.

That's silly, 22 is young! I know that for some it can seem like you're old, especially if you're the first one to turn legal/enter the real world/etc. in your circle of friends, but in a few years, you'll realize that early 20's can be the best time in your life.


But on the plus side, I got this nice Jimi Hendrix CD collection. That is one funky version of Sunsine of Your Love.

On second thought. You're totally old. Ancient.

The Fury
05-11-2007, 12:22 PM
A guy in Virgin Megastore wasn't selling me an Ong Bak UMD when I was almost 26 and I had to get my mum to buy it for me.
Dude, carry ID. Here i was thinking being IDed for a lottery ticket when i was 21 was bad.


Merry day of Birth Bedlam.

heystacy
05-11-2007, 01:12 PM
Well now, granpa, we'll have to put you in a home.

Happy Birthday!!!

Dark Galaxy
05-11-2007, 02:04 PM
All of you Twentysomethings need to SHOOSH! On Sunday, this ole girl will be another year further from 30.
I just bought some Champagne the other day and didn't get carded for only the 2nd time in my life!:(

22 seems like a lifetime ago!

But Happy Birthday anyway:D !

Night Swordsman
05-11-2007, 02:08 PM
20? 30? OLD? ROFL

Happy B-Day,David,but your not old.

And i have had arthritis since i was 12 years old. It can attack children as well as older adults.

Cam63
05-11-2007, 02:45 PM
Happy birthday, Dave.

...Nice candles.

Darediva
05-11-2007, 03:24 PM
Happy b'day, you young lil' fart. I have paintbrushes older than you. :eek:

Many, many happy returns of the day!

Lester C.
05-11-2007, 04:57 PM
I was about to smack you for saying that 22 is old...but then you posted a picture of puppies.

Happy Birthday Dude! :)

Then I'll have to bitch slap him for the both of us.:) :evilsmile

Zeb Oswalt
05-11-2007, 07:04 PM
I just turned 22 today.

I can feel the arthritis just waiting to strike. :(

But on the plus side, I got this nice Jimi Hendrix CD collection. That is one funky version of Sunsine of Your Love.

Old. LOL. Talk to me when your 33 about how 22 is old lol. Oy. Old is when all your favorite songs that were new when you were a kid are played on the oldies station. When pro wrestlers younger than you are retiring. Like Steve Carino. When artist younger than you talk about their years of experience. When years of drinking cautch up with you. When yiou can count the brown har in your grey hair. When you see hair color cemerals and you think? Why can't they just have grey hair and get over it. Ok I'm kidding with you. Any way happy birth day.

Citizen V
05-11-2007, 07:15 PM
You would have to be 45 or older to be considered old.

The Beast Of Yucca Flats
05-11-2007, 07:16 PM
Happy Birthday, David!

Inkpot1965
05-11-2007, 11:01 PM
I just turned 22 today.

I can feel the arthritis just waiting to strike. :(

But on the plus side, I got this nice Jimi Hendrix CD collection. That is one funky version of Sunsine of Your Love.

Old? Jesus Christ, I wish I felt 22 again. Wait'll you hit 42.

David Bedlam
05-12-2007, 09:50 AM
Old is when all your favorite songs that were new when you were a kid are played on the oldies station.

But all the favourate songs of my youth are played on the oldies station! :( Why oh why did I have to like Pink Floyd and David Bowie as a kid?

And thanks everyone for the well wishes. Except Lester, who wished for me to be beaten. :p

Flamebird
05-12-2007, 10:08 AM
But all the favourate songs of my youth are played on the oldies station! :( Why oh why did I have to like Pink Floyd and David Bowie as a kid?

And thanks everyone for the well wishes. Except Lester, who wished for me to be beaten. :p

We keep telling him, not everyone's into that kinky stuff! ;)

Kristofer
05-12-2007, 10:53 AM
Happy Birthday.
22, eh...I'm 27.....divorced...two kids...and have had grey hair since age 15...so, uhh, yea....



o_O

Oh and, good deal on the Jimi Hendrix CD collection...I have a couple of his 8-tracks, HAHA