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Jared H.
05-08-2007, 03:16 PM
A while back, I started a thread in these forums about really bad commercials. In light of some recent and rather terrible commercials out there, I thought I'd start a new one.

To start things off, I'd like to first draw your attention to a recent Quiznos commercial that has garnered a LOT of attention; particularl a woman who speaks the line "It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women need" followed by an absolutely horrendous laugh. Jokes about it have been circulating ytmnd and youtube as of late.

So, what commercials have you seen that have been annoying you?

Chiasm
05-08-2007, 03:19 PM
Any Caveman commerical. I've hated them from the start and they've only gotten worse.

Anything with Jared from Subway.

Anything from Old Navy where people are singing.

Jared H.
05-08-2007, 03:22 PM
Any Caveman commerical. I've hated them from the start and they've only gotten worse.



I've been told they are making a Caveman sitcom with the same guys from the commercials. Is this true?

Edit: Yep. I guess it's true. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavemen_%28TV_series%29)

nervmeister
05-08-2007, 04:21 PM
Death-Worthy Individuals

The Hot Pockets Chink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnQf3QEu938&mode=related&search=): An absolute embarassment to the Asian community.

The Starburst B&C Bastard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8): This alone can turn fantasy addicts off the genre forever.

nervmeister
05-09-2007, 07:52 PM
The key to avoiding a mid-life crisis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVRhvjLCWSE): For the last time, NO! I'm not interested! GO AWAY! :evilangry

Donald M.
05-09-2007, 07:54 PM
The key to avoiding a mid-life crisis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVRhvjLCWSE): For the lat time, NO! I'm not interested! :evilangry

"Play how you practice"?

I don't get it, is MaxoDerm spank lube?

The "Don't touch me with that hand, I know where it's been tonight" high-five at the end would seem to confirm this.

nervmeister
05-09-2007, 08:10 PM
"Play how you practice"?

I don't get it, is MaxoDerm spank lube?

The "Don't touch me with that hand, I know where it's been tonight" high-five at the end would seem to confirm this.Sorry. This is the only Maxoderm ad I could find. The ones I saw on TV always, ALWAYS started with the phrase, "she knows you still got it". And if I had a dime for every time I heard that, I'd put all those dimes in my mouth and choke myself to death as a statement against these ads! :mad:

Legato
05-09-2007, 08:13 PM
Those T.r.u.t.h commercials or anything that is sponsored by them. Im not a smoking person but the people in those commercials look like a bunch of pompous a-holes.

The above the influence drug commercials aren't any better either.

nervmeister
05-09-2007, 08:30 PM
The above the influence drug commercials aren't any better either.Meh. The ATI ad's dont really annoy me. I'm simply indifferent to them. But you're right about T.R.U.T.H. Those punks need to be lined up against a wall and executed via firing squad.

Frodo-X
05-09-2007, 09:04 PM
Almost every Jimmy John's ad. The one where the thing screams for 30-seconds is the worst. The two diagrams where one eats the other is stupid. Really the only good one they have is where the girl answers the door in a towel, and then drops the towel to grab the food. All the rest of theirs annoy me.

Legato
05-09-2007, 09:17 PM
Meh. The ATI ad's dont really annoy me. I'm simply indifferent to them. But you're right about T.R.U.T.H. Those punks need to be lined up against a wall and executed via firing squad.

Those T.R.U.T.H guys makes you just want to tie them to a chair and force them to smoke a entire pack of cigarettes. No punishment cant be more fitting than that.

nervmeister
05-09-2007, 09:24 PM
Those T.R.U.T.H guys makes you just want to tie them to a chair and force them to smoke a entire pack of cigarettes. No punishment cant be more fitting than that.I'll go one better. deadbolt their mouths (wide open) to the exhaust pipes of New York City buses. :D

Donald M.
05-09-2007, 09:27 PM
Those T.R.U.T.H guys makes you just want to tie them to a chair and force them to smoke a entire pack of cigarettes. No punishment cant be more fitting than that.

I'm pretty sure that if the T.R.U.T.H. douchebags don't smoke, they at least support smoking. I mean, given that these ads are funded by the tobacco companies, the sheer counterintuitive obnoxiousness of them has to be intentional, right?

Monty_Cristo
05-09-2007, 09:54 PM
feminine hygeine commercials annoy me. all of them. same with any commercial about diarrhea or gas.

Frodo-X
05-09-2007, 10:09 PM
feminine hygeine commercials annoy me. all of them. same with any commercial about diarrhea or gas.
Which just reminded me, while I love their product, I've grown to hate the ads for Pepto Bismol.

The last thing I needed was an interpretive dance for diarrhea.

the goddamn batman
05-09-2007, 11:44 PM
Those T.r.u.t.h commercials or anything that is sponsored by them. Im not a smoking person but the people in those commercials look like a bunch of pompous a-holes.

All they do is remind me that it's time for a cigarette. Thanks guys(fucking assholes)!:rolleyes:

I hate all commercials, and tv in general. I really don't watch tv anymore. Most of it is time wasting garbage that I can waste time on later with a commercial-free DVD.

lucasb
05-10-2007, 08:48 AM
I'm pretty sure that if the T.R.U.T.H. douchebags don't smoke, they at least support smoking. I mean, given that these ads are funded by the tobacco companies, the sheer counterintuitive obnoxiousness of them has to be intentional, right?

I have to agree.

I've NEVER smoked, and those ads are so annoying that they almost make me want to light up. No doubt the tobacco companies employ some specialists in reverse-psychology techniques.

Interestingly, I've seen ONE anti-smoking commercial that I thought was actually effective. It starts with a baby, struggling to get up on his feet, clearly getting ready to take his first steps.
Nearby is an elderly man, obviously the grandfather. He's half-kneeling and holding out his arms to the child while speaking words of encouragement.
After several false starts, the baby manages to stand up and takes a few tottering steps toward the smiling old man, walks into his waiting arms...

...and continues right through him. The old man is a ghost. He turns to look at the child, now behind him, with a look of ineffable sadness, while the voice-over says something like, "Be there for them. Stop smoking now."

I thought that one actually might have worked. And I saw it exactly once, years ago, and never again. Nor have I ever met anyone else who remembers seeing it.

Coincidence? Or was it judged a little TOO effective...?

Rob on the Job
05-10-2007, 08:51 AM
Maybe it's because I come from the Pleistocene Epoch, but any commercial about feminine hygiene products is uncomfortable for me.

JDogindy
05-10-2007, 09:14 AM
Any ads warning you about sex that involve a decent looking chick...

...only to see a huge wart jutting above her lip. Eeesh!

And those T.R.U.T.H. (is this supposed to be an acronym?) ads really annoy me.

Here's how you should do a stop smoking ad:

Have a few diagrams showing a healthy person and a diseased person.

Here's why we don't do that:

There were a series of cartoons they showed a few years back teaching us that. The problem was that the guy who was smoking grossed me out, and it had lungs coughed up, and huge tar blobs coming out. The worst part was when the guy pratically fell apart. I'm serious, they had this cartoon freak LOSE HIS SKIN AND HAVE HIS ORGANS COLLAPSE IN A SOOTISH MESS!!!

I was more sensitive then, and frankly, I changed the channel quickly to avoid seeing them.

Since I'm on a roll with these public service ads, I got one more they discontinued recently. They involved these kids drowing and being suffocated, and they were disturbing. They were also bad because it showed that the parents were morons because they got distracted in two of them, and in the third one, the mother sat on her kid.

Legato
05-10-2007, 01:01 PM
Any ads warning you about sex that involve a decent looking chick...

...only to see a huge wart jutting above her lip. Eeesh!

And those T.R.U.T.H. (is this supposed to be an acronym?) ads really annoy me.

Here's how you should do a stop smoking ad:

Have a few diagrams showing a healthy person and a diseased person.

Here's why we don't do that:

There were a series of cartoons they showed a few years back teaching us that. The problem was that the guy who was smoking grossed me out, and it had lungs coughed up, and huge tar blobs coming out. The worst part was when the guy pratically fell apart. I'm serious, they had this cartoon freak LOSE HIS SKIN AND HAVE HIS ORGANS COLLAPSE IN A SOOTISH MESS!!!

I was more sensitive then, and frankly, I changed the channel quickly to avoid seeing them.


You see now that is a way to convince a person that does smoke to take a good long look at himself and think if he really should continue the rest of his life smoking. If a smoker watches a t.r.u.t.h commercial the natural reaction would have him to roll his eyes at the arrogant, full of themselves individuals involved in the commercials and light one up saying" If quitting smoking makes me end up like you pricks then Im not quitting at all"


The Geico Commercials, by comparing those ads to Allstate Ads Allstate convinced me more to sign up with them than some talking Lizard. Speaking about the Cavemen those ads involving them got ABC to consider pitching a tv series about the Cavemen in those commercials.

Jared H.
05-10-2007, 02:03 PM
Those Charmin animated bear commercials. Yeah, like I want to see a bear dance while wiping its @$$.

And those animated Dulcolax ones, too.

brundlefly
05-10-2007, 03:25 PM
Ditto on the awful TRUTH ads and the Quizno's girl who "needs a lot of meat." ;)

Mine would be the one for the Verizon V CAST phones that was on constantly not that long ago (but thankfully not so much now). It's the one set at a gym where a sweaty mook approaches the viewer extolling the supposed virtues of the new Fall Out Boy song that he download to his V CAST phone, as it "gets. him. PUMPED!!" and he then proceeds to jam his sweaty earbuds into the viewers' ears, forcing them to listen to Fall Out Boy while he flexes along in time to the music. That torturous ad used to run at almost every other commerical break for months.

nervmeister
05-10-2007, 06:24 PM
Anyone catch the latest Alka-Seltzer commercial, the one where this retarded alt rock band sings about it to a bunch of screaming morons?

Sijo
05-10-2007, 09:24 PM
The "I'm a MAC, and I'm a PC!" commercials are annoying to me because they're so one-sided. Yeah, I'm sure PCs ALWAYS have problems but Macs are always hip. And that they actually feel sorry for the PCs. :rolleyes:

The Geico Cavemen commercials wouldn't bother me if it weren't for the fact that they remind me so much of how minorities used to be treated in the US. I just don't find that funny.

The ad with the girl who happily runs away from the nerdy boy whom her mother got her as a date is not only annoying, but what did it have to do with the product (I think it was a snack?) anyway?

Legato
05-10-2007, 10:09 PM
The ad with the girl who happily runs away from the nerdy boy whom her mother got her as a date is not only annoying, but what did it have to do with the product (I think it was a snack?) anyway?

Plus that sents out the wrong message that speaks that guys like the nerd kid could never pick up a hot girll like that and for all she knows he could actually be fun to hang around with. Talk about not being politically correct.

Legato
05-10-2007, 10:10 PM
Also those Twix commercials are blatant ripoffs of the mentos commercials.

nervmeister
05-10-2007, 10:38 PM
The "I'm a MAC, and I'm a PC!" commercials are annoying to me because they're so one-sided. Yeah, I'm sure PCs ALWAYS have problems but Macs are always hip. And that they actually feel sorry for the PCs. :rolleyes:
My idea for a Mac meets PC commercial:

Mac (cheerfully): "Hey PC. What's up?"

PC: "Well. If you really ought to know, I just got a new Ath-"

Mac (manically): "That's nice! But check out how much better I am than you today. I got tons of shit that you dont! Isnt that amazing!"

PC: "Well, glad to hear your pleased with yours-"

Mac: "Last night I banged your wife, and your teenage daughter, BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!"

PC (upset): "Excuse me! But what is your problem?"

Mac: "The fact that you got that goddamn promotion instead of me! I'm a much better at processing then you are! But you get all the fucking glory while I do all the fucking work."

PC (outraged): "That's not true and you're completely paranoid! If you dont beleive me, look at the employee surv-"

Mac (not listening): "The only reason you got that promotion is cause' you're a fucking JEW like the boss!"

PC: "Just stop!"

Mac: "Or what you inferior piece of Jew shit?"

PC: "I'm warning you!"

Mac: "You're just a typewriter with its dick inside a TV!"

PC (snaps fingers)

**In walks Gordon Freeman, Doom Marine, Master Chief, Grimgor Ironhide, and a faction of Protoss***

PC (gritting teeth): I think I deserve an apology.

Mac: .............................. "All of you should've been on my team!!! you Jew-loving sons of- " ***BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM, BZZT BZZT, BLAM BLAM, KABOOM, PHWEEEE PHTOOM***

PC (sighs, rubs forehead): "Maybe extended employee vacations should be discussed at the next board meeting."

Atom_basher
05-10-2007, 11:27 PM
theres this noxema commercial (i THINK its noxema) theres these 2 brothers talking about skin care, but its SO obviously foreign with such horrible dubbing it annoys me

JDogindy
05-11-2007, 09:55 AM
Those Charmin animated bear commercials. Yeah, like I want to see a bear dance while wiping its @$$.

And those animated Dulcolax ones, too.

Notice how every bear smiles whenever they go?

Another commerical I don't like are those Boost Mobile ads featuring those friend trackers. Seeing people look like spherical balls annoys me.

TShark82
05-11-2007, 12:57 PM
All the A&W adverts, I espcially hate the one with the grumpy old fart, man that guy was just rude.

""where are my onion rings""

nervmeister
05-11-2007, 02:37 PM
Though it doesnt annoy me, I can imagine some of you being irritated to no end by the singing rabbit from the Skittles commercial.

Monty_Cristo
05-11-2007, 04:46 PM
Though it doesnt annoy me, I can imagine some of you being irritated to no end by the singing rabbit from the Skittles commercial.

more like creeped out by it. that Rabbit was hell spawn. and he's out there waiting to pounce.



i also hate those TAG body spray commercials. talk about false advertising.

Black Atom
05-11-2007, 04:53 PM
Mac (not listening): "The only reason you got that promotion is cause' you're a fucking JEW like the boss!"


You sir, are a king among men.

nervmeister
05-11-2007, 06:54 PM
You sir, are a king among men."King" is fine. But whatever you do, dont call me "Fuhrer".

Monty_Cristo
05-11-2007, 10:32 PM
"King" is fine. But whatever you do, dont call me "Fuhrer".

if you don't mind my asking, nervmeister, what is your avatar supposed to be? it looks familiar.

nervmeister
05-11-2007, 10:47 PM
if you don't mind my asking, nervmeister, what is your avatar supposed to be? it looks familiar.A Protoss Grand Templar named Tassadar (Starcraft).

Kirayoshi
05-12-2007, 12:41 AM
Though it doesnt annoy me, I can imagine some of you being irritated to no end by the singing rabbit from the Skittles commercial.If you want annoying, there's the Starburst commercials with "little lad who loves berries and cream!" OY!

JDogindy
05-12-2007, 08:24 AM
If you want annoying, there's the Starburst commercials with "little lad who loves berries and cream!" OY!

William McGonagall? Is that you in the commerical?

Athena Bast
05-12-2007, 09:29 AM
The new Tampax: SPORT or Playtex: SPORT ads.

Ya know.. tampons made for athletes... like it knows the difference between running for the bus and running for the finish line.

Jared H.
05-14-2007, 08:02 AM
The "Sonic" ads that take place inside of a car. Man, those people are idiots.

KenK
05-14-2007, 08:18 AM
The new Tampax: SPORT or Playtex: SPORT ads.

Ya know.. tampons made for athletes... like it knows the difference between running for the bus and running for the finish line.

I've hated all tampon commercials to come out in the last five years. They've all gone too far! I remember when all you used to see in the commercials was the box. Now, you have to see them individually wrapped, you have to see them dance in unison then pop open, you have to see a guy mistake his girlfriend's tampon for something else, etc.

nervmeister
05-15-2007, 04:41 PM
Dude, get your own. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfZHUbFRno&mode=related&search=)
Dude, shut up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sei0eV0KYZA&NR=1)
Dude, go away. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goAIGH5-LTE&NR=1)
Dude, shut the fuck up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPE06dgMWoo&NR=1)
Dude, dont touch me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqT0V3sQvtc&mode=related&search=)
Dude, for the last time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5T4h00Cuo&NR=1)
Dude, I'm gonna kill you now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIFJ9A0R4_k&NR=1)

Wild Card13
05-15-2007, 05:55 PM
Ovaltine, by a landslide.

1WEBHEAD
05-15-2007, 06:17 PM
Dude, get your own. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfZHUbFRno&mode=related&search=)
Dude, shut up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sei0eV0KYZA&NR=1)
Dude, go away. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goAIGH5-LTE&NR=1)
Dude, shut the fuck up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPE06dgMWoo&NR=1)
Dude, dont touch me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqT0V3sQvtc&mode=related&search=)
Dude, for the last time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5T4h00Cuo&NR=1)
Dude, I'm gonna kill you now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIFJ9A0R4_k&NR=1)


Seriously.

kel25
05-15-2007, 06:34 PM
1) Quizno's girl with the laugh. Great subs, bad commercials.
2) Anything by T.R.U.T.H. I think these commercials make more people want to smoke than stop.
3) Any time I hear the "words" dawg, hommie, gangsta, bling, crib... I know this one really does make me sound racist, but I simply despise most slang.
4) PSP commercials. I love the system though.
5) Wii comercials or for that matter the name of the system. They try to make it seem so exciting by having people jumping around but they only look foolish.

nervmeister
05-15-2007, 07:01 PM
Dude, you should be named head of mental health (dpt).

kel25
05-15-2007, 08:15 PM
Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself. :mad:

I never said any of that. And I do not find you twisting the words to be funny in anyway. :mad:

nervmeister
05-15-2007, 08:17 PM
I never said any of that. And I do not find you twisting the words to be funny in anyway. :mad:Forget it then.

Black Atom
05-16-2007, 03:11 PM
Apparently this commercial broke records with the number of complaints it rcvd,

http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=6965

Athena Bast
05-16-2007, 05:57 PM
Ovaltine, by a landslide.

I see your Ovaltine and raise you Nutella.

Black Atom
05-16-2007, 05:58 PM
I see your Ovaltine and raise you Nutella.

Watch your mouth, missy.

nervmeister
05-16-2007, 06:00 PM
"Click it, or ticket"

i_mmmchocolate
05-16-2007, 06:06 PM
That yogurt commercial with the woman going to the beach.

She was afraid to come out of the locker

She was afraid that somebody would see

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini T

Monty_Cristo
05-16-2007, 06:55 PM
"i'm six times faaasterrrr."

kel25
05-16-2007, 09:52 PM
Price Line Negotiator. I never understood how someone that was so bad at acting could stick around so long.

nervmeister
05-16-2007, 09:56 PM
Price Line Negotiator. I never understood how someone that was so bad at acting could stick around so long.The same thing could be said of Bruce Campbell from the Old Spice commercials. Being a cult icon opens plenty of doors once you're past your prime.

KenK
05-17-2007, 06:46 AM
The same thing could be said of Bruce Campbell from the Old Spice commercials. Being a cult icon opens plenty of doors once you're past your prime.

Don't nobody say nothin' bad about Bruce Campbell's Old Spice commercials!!:mad:

Apparently this commercial broke records with the number of complaints it rcvd,

http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=6965

This commercial was controversial?!? HA!!

Black Atom
05-17-2007, 10:04 AM
Don't nobody say nothin' bad about Bruce Campbell's Old Spice commercials!!:mad:



This commercial was controversial?!? HA!!

Aside from being exceedingly stupid, I don't get it either.

Domo Goddess
05-17-2007, 01:56 PM
The commercial where the guy gets out of the tub and says ''Spongebob Nopants. ''

nervmeister
05-17-2007, 02:12 PM
The commercial where the guy gets out of the tub and says ''Spongebob Nopants. ''That is pretty disturbing for a kid's commercial, but I thought it was kind of funny.

Anna
05-17-2007, 02:53 PM
Generation Cox has me hating Pauly the Penguin almost as much as I hate Barney.

I also hate that Nutrisystem commercial where the woman gushes about being a size two.

Demon wizard
06-10-2007, 08:58 AM
How about the Burger King commercials with thee guy in the king suit? creepy as hell....
If you wake up with a man wearing a giant plastic head next you in bed, and he offers you a sandwich, YOU DO NOT TAKE IT! YOU BEAT HIS ASS INTO SUBMISSION AND CALL THE COPS!

Sijo
06-10-2007, 09:28 AM
That Ask.Com commercial about "chicks with swords" baffled me until I realized- it was a reference to "chicks with dicks", an online search term form- shemales! :eek: Ooh, the chutzpa of those people- specially giving the whole thing a Broadway Musical setting! :D

Demon wizard
06-10-2007, 10:03 AM
Aside from being exceedingly stupid, I don't get it either.

According to the website,

The United States isn’t the only country that has nosy parents with too much time of their hands. Over 1,500 Brits complained about this KFC TV spot, which they claim encourages children to sing with food in their mouths.:confused:

Some people shouldn't have kids.

nervmeister
06-10-2007, 10:27 AM
How about the Burger King commercials with thee guy in the king suit? creepy as hell....
If you wake up with a man wearing a giant plastic head next you in bed, and he offers you a sandwich, YOU DO NOT TAKE IT! YOU BEAT HIS ASS INTO SUBMISSION AND CALL THE COPS!Creepier still, he now dances in the newest ad.

ultramandingo
06-10-2007, 11:58 AM
That Ask.Com commercial about "chicks with swords" baffled me until I realized- it was a reference to "chicks with dicks", an online search term form- shemales! :eek: Ooh, the chutzpa of those people- specially giving the whole thing a Broadway Musical setting! :D

.....where the my favorite ad thread !?! this one is genius

The Zapper
06-10-2007, 12:06 PM
I hate the "Wii would like to play" commercials. So so dumb.

nervmeister
06-10-2007, 05:49 PM
I hate the "Wii would like to play" commercials. So so dumb.I thought it was pretty good actually. Nowhere near as bad as the first few PS3 debue commercials (possesed baby doll; ravens; rubix cube; etc)

The Zapper
06-10-2007, 06:31 PM
I know I've seen worst commercials, it's just that the Wii ones get under my skin. Is it so damn hard to go out and do stuff that we have to have a machine to mimic life?

mgs
06-10-2007, 06:50 PM
I hate the Caveman, anti-smoking and pot ads, but like the Wii and the place that has the people in the cars, I find them kinda funny.

Anything from Old Navy where people are singing.

I like those, since they originated from the Gap stores which had some cool bands doing their ads a while back in the 90's. On my backup drive, I still have the old Gap commercial featuring Luscious Jackson. :)

Boldido
06-11-2007, 12:45 AM
I'm surprised I'm five pages into this without seeing this commercial from Cingular about some obnoxious little brat and her "bff Jill".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o

Sijo
06-11-2007, 10:47 PM
I'm surprised I'm five pages into this without seeing this commercial from Cingular about some obnoxious little brat and her "bff Jill".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-oActually, I found that one clever and funny. And am I crazy, or does the mom say "DNF" (Damn Not Fair) at the end!? :D

Valmore
06-12-2007, 05:48 AM
Haa anyone mentioned Sonic commercials? I'm too lazy to look through. But they've got this one for a 99-cent root beer float and the one annoying guy hands a dollar to the other annoying guy and says, "keep the change" and the other guy goes on about getting to "keep a penny." Hilarity supposedly ensues.

Of course, if you read the commercial fine print or know anything about the basic food industry, you also know fast food is taxed, which means that 99-cent root beer float actually costs about $1.06 in Tallahassee, which means annoying guy 1 owes annoying guy 2 about 7 cents.

Athena Bast
06-12-2007, 07:29 AM
My BF and I saw this one last night and he couldn't help but laugh because it was so annoying.

It was for Celebrex... the blue animated commercial. They tell you in the first 5 seconds what is was for and the last 25 is all warnings about side effects and what not.

Anna
06-12-2007, 09:28 AM
I'm surprised I'm five pages into this without seeing this commercial from Cingular about some obnoxious little brat and her "bff Jill".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o

At least Mom took the phone away. It drives me up the wall to see kids trashing the house (Like the kid shaking the pop bottle) while Mom chuckles, because her cleaning supplies will take care of the mess.

Anna
08-20-2007, 07:45 PM
Sooo...has anyone else noticed the All Bran Challenge commercial?

Legato
08-20-2007, 07:46 PM
That one anti-drug commercial with the talking dog is one of them.

the_big_billbowski
08-20-2007, 07:59 PM
The Diet Pepsi Fusion or Edge or whatever it is the one with ginsing and more caffine. Damn commercial shows a bunch of people yawning. It makes me want to puke.

Legato
08-20-2007, 08:17 PM
The Tag commercials are a joke, yeah like one spray of that would cause dozens of women to flock all over you.

Michael P
08-20-2007, 09:32 PM
That one anti-drug commercial with the talking dog is one of them.
That one seems counterproductive to me. If doing enough drugs is going to make my dog talk to me, then I'm going to be doing quite a lot of drugs.

1WEBHEAD
08-20-2007, 09:54 PM
The Tag commercials are a joke, yeah like one spray of that would cause dozens of women to flock all over you.

Ridiculous?

Yes.

Ridiculously hot?

Hell yeah.

Legato
08-20-2007, 09:55 PM
That one seems counterproductive to me. If doing enough drugs is going to make my dog talk to me, then I'm going to be doing quite a lot of drugs.

That and depending the mood your in it can be unintentionally funny. I had flashbacks of Half Baked when watching that.

Anna
08-20-2007, 11:33 PM
The Tag commercial is a homage to a 60s commercial for a similar spray called Hai Karate. Same idea, using it would cause men to have to fight women off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hai_Karate

ultramandingo
08-20-2007, 11:47 PM
That one seems counterproductive to me. If doing enough drugs is going to make my dog talk to me, then I'm going to be doing quite a lot of drugs.

........isnt that the flaming carrots secret origin ? or moon knight , i always get those mixed up

maczero
08-21-2007, 09:03 AM
I brought up these two on another forum:

Skittles Commercial: Guy complains that his milk tastes sour. Cuts to shot of another guy attached to a milking machine. Reason for the sour milk is that the guy being milked is eating sour skittles. This commercial is disturbing beyond all reason.

Valtrex Commercials: They start off with beautiful scenery and a beautiful woman. Then the first words out the chick's mouth are "I have genital herpes". Mood killer.

Toku King
08-21-2007, 09:11 AM
Dude, get your own. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfZHUbFRno&mode=related&search=)
Dude, shut up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sei0eV0KYZA&NR=1)
Dude, go away. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goAIGH5-LTE&NR=1)
Dude, shut the fuck up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPE06dgMWoo&NR=1)
Dude, dont touch me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqT0V3sQvtc&mode=related&search=)
Dude, for the last time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5T4h00Cuo&NR=1)
Dude, I'm gonna kill you now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIFJ9A0R4_k&NR=1)

I couldn't finish all of those. I was ready to scream at my computer.

Toku King
08-21-2007, 09:12 AM
Those anti drug commercials that are on TV 24/7. My gosh, I want to strangle the guy who made those half-assed excuse for "one minute awareness programs" or whatever the heck they call them at their lair.