Introduce Yourself

[Joe Zool]

Name: Zac, otherwise known as Joe or Zool. Either one is fine. :)

Handle: Joe Zool (based on the Joe Cool character that Snoopy created)

Marital Status: Single.

Reason you like CBR: I've met some cool people here (mainly on the X-Boards).

Reason you came to CBR: I started to get back into comics and found this through the CBR main page.

Favorite Sports: None.

Favorite Music: None.

Other interests: Writing, playing games on the computer and leading a boring existance. ;)

Biggest fear: Um, everything? :p

Personality: All over the place. (I'm a good-natured kind of guy who cannot spell)

What do I want from CBR? Nothing. Just to keep on having a good time around here.

[Fenris]

Name: Richard

Handle: Fenris

Martial Status: Confirmed Bachelor (and happy that way.)

Reason you like CBR: The people, natch. They've become some of my best friends over the past decade.

Reason ya came to CBR: Back when the Kingdom Come miniseries came out, I went looking for internet stuff on it. I found Jonah's KC message board, which later evolved into CBR.

Favorite Sports: I'm not terribly into sports.

Favorite Music : 80s and 90s rock music. Some 70s.

Other interests: The internet is too big for me to have other interests! :)
I read a lot (sf and history, mainly) and that's probably what I do with most of my non-CBR free time.

Biggest Fear: That I'll fail at something important to me.

Personality: Friendly (I hope), usually sedate, often hungry.

What do you want from CBR: To keep posting on it. And to have a Fenris Board!

õ
I have high hopes!

[MacQuarrie]

Name: James Patrick Francis Alexander Montgomery Gustav Lawrence Sylvester Ferdinand Ralph Charles Maxwell Hezekiah MacQuarrie

Handle: MacQuarrie

Marital Status: Single and staying that way.

Reason you like CBR: Idle chitchat and alternating bursts of profundity, absudity, trivia, all of it originating from people I like. The absence of the seething cesspool of fanboy rage usually found on comics forums. the fact that nobody feels the need to race to be first to respond to a thread, and nobody ever does so by typing "FIRST!"

Reason you came to CBR: Link from an Astro City site mentioned in the letter page of said comic.

Favorite sport: Archery. Followed by fencing.

Favorite music: I'm all over the place. Bobby Darin, Eva Cassidy, the Roto Rooter Good time Christmas Band, Ookla the Mok, Steve Tyrell, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Diana Krall, Johnny Cash, early Springsteen, and everything Billy Joel did prior to "An Innocent Man."

Other interests: Movies, animation, cartooning, fooling people with made-up crap like bonsai cows.

Biggest fear: Success.

Personality: It's on back-order. I hope to have one soon.

What you want from CBR: Support and encouragement. Money. Henchmen.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

[QUOTE=MacQuarrie]Name: James Patrick Francis Alexander Montgomery Gustav Lawrence Sylvester Ferdinand Ralph Charles Maxwell Hezekiah MacQuarrie



WOW......Try fittin that on a business card!

[jpk]

Name: Jason Philip Klinger

Handle: jpk (get it?)

Marital Status: married, 8 years in May

Reason you like CBR: I don't have a circle of what I affectionately call fellow nerds. This site hooks me up with people who care about things most people just make fun of.

Reason you came to CBR: Saw a reference at Silver Bullet (for which I write TPB reviews - shameless plug)

Favorite sport: American football

Favorite music: For want of a better term, alternative. Most recent purchases include Pinback, Oslo and Snow Patrol. Longtime fan of Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, and can't leave out Interpol. Oh yeah - and Death Cab for Cutie, Travis, Pedro The Lion, etc. and so on.

Other interests: Weightlifting, illustrating, running.

Biggest fear: Death (I kinow, so cliche - but it actually keeps me up at night).

Personality: Outgoing and confident. I manage a newsroom (I'm a newspaper editor) so I pretty much have to at least seem like I have my sh!t together.

What you want from CBR: Just to share ideas, learn other people's opinions and vent.

[Jeff Brady]

Name/Handle: Same.

Marital Status: Might-as-well-be-a-monk single.

Reason you like CBR: Learning from people WAAAAAY smarter than I am. Great personalities bouncing off each other. New ideas. Comic pros hang here and chill with us.

Reason you came to CBR: There was an invite to YABS on the Birds of Prey DCMB. Never looked back.

Favorite sport: n/a

Favorite music: Miles Davis, CAKE, Lyman Medeiros and the Lower Level, Satié, Bach, Duke Ellington, Lucious Jackson, Beastie Boys, The Roots, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, Devin Townsend, Fantômas, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Bigger Lovers, Finntroll, Tortoise, Medeski Martin &; Wood, Dave Brubeck, Herbie Hancock, Dizzie Gillespie, Rob Dougan, Juno Reactor, Meat Beat Manifesto, Filter, Massive Attack, Al Green, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, Poe, Eels, John Coltrane, Count Basie, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, Geinoh Yamashirogumi, Pale 3 to name a few.

Other interests: Writing, drawing, computer art, jazz, sleep, standup and sketch comedy, horribly irreverent cartoons.

Biggest fear: They're all equal.

Personality: Quiet, shy, low self esteem/confidence, introspective, generally nice, but abrasive when the right button is pushed.

What you want from CBR: I'll let you know when I find it.

[OzBat!]

Name: Craig

Handle: OzBat!

Martial Status: Married 15 years this march, two kids (daughter, 12, son, 9).

Reason you like CBR: Been here since it began, you're stuck with me!

Reason ya came to CBR: Australian Federal Government made the collossal mistake of giving their employees access to the internet back in 1996. Went searching for comics sites, found the Kingdom Come Message Boards about a week after they opened. These later evolved into CBR.

Favorite Sports: playing: touch football. Back before I totally shredded both ankles playing the damn sport. Watching: Rugby Union, Rugby League.

Favorite Music : 80s rock (icehouse, INXS). Contemporary Christian: Newsboys, Tod Agnew, Third Day.

Other interests: occasionally scribbler - b&w cartoonist. This here internet thingie. Used to be lead singer for worship team at church, leading a 7 piece band, backup singers, choir. Put that aside for family the last couple of years.

Biggest Fear: Kids going wild and getting into trouble. Hopefully indoctrinating my kids into cartoons, comics, and computer games, is pushing anything else far out of mind!

Personality: Wild mood swings between manic overexuberance and quiet introvert, with occasional delusions over being funnier than I actually am.

What do you want from CBR: Somebody said earlier, that they want it to be like it used to be. I don't think that's possible. I'd like it if more friends from those early days came back however.

[Sabrinaset]

Name: Sabrina Fox.

Handle: Sabrinaset.

Marital Status: Single.

Reason I Like CBR: I get to discuss comics and stuff here, since no one at school or the hospital follows it.

Favorite Sports: Target Practice with the gun of my choice. For the past couple of months, I've been getting into archery.

Favorite Music: I listen to anything with a good beat, from Hip-Hop to Country to Classical to Acid and everything else.

Other Interests: Cooking, drawing, sometimes gardening.

Biggest Fear: That I'll screw up while operating on someone and their death will be my fault.

Personality: Wild on the outside, shy on the inside. Act a lot different than I really am. Have a lot of issues I never share with people, they don't wanna hear 'em. Feel safer since when people insult me, I know they're not attacking the "real" me.

What do you want from CBR: Mod a small board, help out here a little.

[nubly]

Biggest Fear: That I'll screw up while operating on someone and their death will be my fault.

no worries. thats why you'll be paying big bucks for malpractice insurance

[yeoman]

What do you want from CBR: Somebody said earlier, that they want it to be like it used to be. I don't think that's possible. I'd like it if more friends from those early days came back however.


I never said it was possible. Just that's what I want. I alwo want to be undisputable lord of the cosmos. I'm notoriously hard to please.

[MacQuarrie]

Favorite Sports: Target Practice with the gun of my choice. For the past couple of months, I've been getting into archery.
What kind? I teach at a field archery range, but I shoot FITA style.

[Cotton]

Name: Scott Thomas Tam

Handle: Cotton

Martial Status: uhhh...currently dating someone but don't want to call it dating per se.

Reason you like CBR: Came here for the Rumbles when I first started, kind of out grew it after turning 18.

Reason ya came to CBR: Was searching for fights between my favorite comic book characters. Found Comic Book Universe Battles and that lead me to the CBR Rumbles Board.

Favorite Sports: Boxing, wrestling, any kind of fighting sport anybody wishes to challenge me in. (I'll try any fighting style once.)

Favorite Music : Blue Grass, folk, uhhh...kind of Bob Dylan style, Johnny Cash.

Other interests: Lousy Cartoonist, plays guitar.....

Biggest Fear: Zombie Apocalypse........it's either my biggest fear or greatest fantasy apocalypse.

Personality: Oblivious sometimes, child of ADD, eats and exercises a lot because I'm just restless most of the time.

What do you want from CBR: To make online friends that would eventually box or wrestle with me.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Name Kevin.

Reasons you came to CBR Many of the IGN comic forum users came here when IGN went to a pay site (ironically, IGN's comic forum is now free again).

.

Fuck em....

[howyadoin]

Name: Bret Taylor

Handle: howyadoin

Marital Status: Very single.

Reason you like CBR: The adulation.

Reason you came to CBR: A friend of mine sent me a link to one of Steven Grant's old "Master of the Obvious" columns. I signed up to address something he said in the column.

Favourite Sport: Hockey

Favourite Music: Hendrix, Springsteen, Guns N' Roses, the Stones, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, Ramones, Dropkick Murphys, Alice in Chains, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Del Fuegos, Joan Jett, Metallica, Steve Earle, Cheap Trick, Motörhead, Led Zeppelin, Tragically Hip...

Other Interests: Art, sex, booze, cars...

Biggest Fear: Being molested in a retirement home.

Personality: Goes a long way.

What you want from CBR: Just give me money. That's what I want.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Name: Amy Beth



Biggest Fear: Falling. Having no impact or mark on anyone or anything in this world when I die.




Falling...ohhhh you ever have that dream where your asleep and your jumping from building to building then miss one and start to fall ? I've had that so many times I'd wake up and my viens in my arm would be ready to pop! I hate those.

[MacQuarrie]

Biggest Fear: Falling. Having no impact or mark on anyone or anything in this world when I die.
But if you die by falling, you have an excellent chance of having an impact or leaving a mark. Depends on where you land.

[howyadoin]

But if you die by falling, you have an excellent chance of having an impact or leaving a mark. Depends on where you land.And how hard your head is. I bet I could crack the pavement with mine.

[Noir_Dark]

Name: Justin

Handle: Is this necessary?

Marital Status: Definitely common law…

Reason you like CBR: Kraft Dinner yellow/orange

Reason you came to CBR: It’s nice,

Favorite Sport: All sports do is delay the Simpsons

Favorite Music: Black Sabbath, Hendirx, WEEN, Clutch, Pixies, Frank Black, Faith No More, In Flames, Propagandhi, Tom Waits, and stuff

Other Interests: Art

Biggest Fear: Some day I may need dentures

Personality: I can beat-up anybody in here.

What you want from CBR: Freedom from fear.

[Cotton]

Name: Justin

Personality: I can beat-up anybody in here.


::Puts up fists in Irish Boxing Manner::

Boy...I'd like to see ya try...

=P

[Noir_Dark]

::Puts up fists in Irish Boxing Manner::

Boy...I'd like to see ya try...

=P
Pfft.

I wouldn’t want to mess up your manicure.

(Yes thems is fightin words)

[Cotton]

Pfft.

I wouldn’t want to mess up your manicure.

(Yes thems is fightin words)

Uhhh....that's not what your momma said last night! (OOoh, now THEMS fightin' words.) =P

Now Lets Rassle!

:: Dueling Banjos starts playing :: (Favorite Song I like Wrestling to.)

[Hawk]

Name: John Lee Holmes III

Handle: If you don't know it, you deserve to be smacked around by a Girl Scout

Martial Status: Single

Reason you like CBR: Some of the people

Reason ya came to CBR: Probably Googled "Comic book message board" and found this. Probably

Favorite Sports: Feh

Favorite Music: Punk, Emo, Rock, Alternative...that kind of stuff

Other interests: Reading, watching movies, arguing

Biggest Fear: I really can't think of one right now

Personality: What's the words my ex used..."hateful ball of rage"?
Yeah, that works.

What do you want from CBR: The real question...What DON'T I want?

[Paradox]

Hawk also hates jokes about his real name:

Name: John Lee Holmes III

Man, your dad is a really big prick. :p

[Paradox]

Going through this now merged thread (heh, sorry, SuperE), I realized I never DID put my stuff down seriously back then. So...

Name: Steven James Pott

Handle: Paradox, 'Dox for short.

Marital Status: Divorced and presently undatable.

Reason you like CBR: I left at one time for a couple of years over differences in format. I returned 'cause I just missed talking to so many people here. Whatsat tellya?

Reason you came to CBR: New to the Internet in '97, I wanted someplace to talk comics. I found Mania.com, which was your basic trollfest. I "exploded" politely at all the nits here, and someone linked me to CBR with a "you might like it better here", and of course they were correct.

Favorite sport: Watching: NFL football. Hockey, but to a lesser, more general degree.
Playing: Very low-level vollyball, basketball and softball. D-league stuff where everyone sucks, and if you win, you go celbrate and if you lose, you go "drown your sorrows". ;) Love to play hockey in a league like that, but I'm a goaltender and I sold my equipment years ago. Maybe once I get "solvent".

Favorite music: All over the map, but predominantly non-derivative rock of various stripes (I'm including stuff like techno and industrial, etc. in this category). I can usually find something I like in just about any genre out there (except barbershop, which I have an irrational hatred of because my mother was a Sweet Adeline and made us go to all of her shows).

Other interests: Computer graphics, art, good-looking women, mythology, comparative religion, philosophy, human behavior, good-looking women, martial arts, history, zoology, cryptozoology (along with many strange "In Search Of" type subjects), home repair and decoration, good-looking women, movie musicals, hideously awful movies, fashion, good-looking women, television, trivia and trivia games, dancing, good-looking women.

Did I mention good-looking women? :p

Religion: Eclectic shamanism. Basically a "roll your own" religion predominantly shamanism with a whole lot of other stuff thrown in there.

Biggest fear: "Wasting my life." Common enough in guys my age, but a valid criticism when aimed at me.

Personality: Friendly and jokey, but with the ability to also display my serious side when needed. Basically, I consider myself a "good Joe" that can often piss people off with condesention, misunderstanding or inflexibility on certain issues. I TRY to keep it "nice", though, but like anyone, sometimes I fail.

What you want from CBR: To kidnap an heiress or threaten her with a knife.
To get cable TV and watch it every night
An Indian guru to show me the inner light.
A meaningless love affairwith a girl that I met tonight
Someone to love and somebody that I can trust
To try and be happy while I do the nasty things I must.

The Tubes ROXXOOOORRZZZZZ!!!!!!1111

[o1pickleboy]

Name: Jeremy Wilmot

Handle: o1pickleboy(not 01pickleboy) pickle for short .

Marital Status: Single, in a long term relationship(3 and 1/2 years now).

Reason you like CBR: It is a place where you can talk about anything and everything. With hundreds of people around the globe. That and comics

Reason you came to CBR: I started on the DC message board, but I thought their was to much hatred there. I found my way here thought marvelboards though.

Favorite sport: Watching Football, playing Hockey(field, my dumass still hasn't learn to skate.)

Favorite music: Classic Rock and Hard Rock, Such as Ozzy, Megadeth, Van Halen, and AC/DC


Other interests: Politics, Work, drinking, sex, and psycology.


Religion: I don't believe in organized religion, but I believe in god.


Biggest fear: Being alone


Personality: I have under gone alot of changes in the past few years. Many things have changes my personally(or at least my attitude) I used to never be serious. Now rarely I am not. Now I am happy to stay home, before you couldn't keep me in the house. I am quiet until I know you then I never shut up. I am smart, but poorly educated.


What you want from CBR: For it to be here when I get back.

[twilight]

Hola :)

My name is Steven and I've been posting here for about a year,ever since I googled for information about New Avengers.

I'm seventeen and I live in Western Australia.It's very boring here and one day I'd like to move someplace better like Sydney or Canada.

I've been into comics since I was seven and they made me want to be an artist one day.

I pretty much like all music but right now I'm listening to a lot of Rufus Wainwright,Antony and The Johnsons,Springsteen,The Darkness and Auf Der Maur.My favourite band is The Cure and i'm wearing a Cure shirt right now.

My favourite comic right now is Runaways and I'm looking forward to all the Marvel events coming up in 2006.

The best show ever produced was The adventures of Pete and Pete.

-Twi

[thehod]

Hey, I'm game.

Name: Mike Hodder

Handle: thehod. Or The Hod. Or just Hod if you prefer. Or even Penfold.

Marital Status: Married, as luck would have it Mrs Hod. Small world eh?

Reason you like CBR: It is chock full of intellegent, witty, people who are up for some enjoyable debate, be it heavy or lighthearted. Plus, half of you lot are all fucking nuts, which appeals to me.

Reason you came to CBR: As with others, I started out at the DC messages boards, but it look so damn long to post a message due to the draconian swear filters that I gave it up as a bad job and came here instead.

Favorite sport: Football. That's soccer to the all the people living on the large landmass just west of me. My team, for my sins, is Birmingham City who's history can be best summed up by comedian Jaspar Carrott. "Birmingham city. You draw some, you lose some."

Favorite music: All sorts really. Levellers, Pop Will Eat Itself, Lightning Seeds, Manic Street Preachers, Stone Roses, Guns N Roses, Beatles, Stones, Nirvana, Kaiser Cheifs, Frank & Dean & Sammy, even some classical. Mostly guitar based rock, but I have been known to dance around to the odd Abba song after too much vodka.

Other interests: Games, be it video or board or even roleplaying and most sports. Old books. Films. Comedy. History.

Religion: I think organised religion is the root of all evil in the world today, but I think that faith can be one of the things to save it. I don't believe in God, but I do believe in higher intellegence.

Biggest fear: There is no one fear that I could pin down. What may terrify me one minute may not bother me in another time. Loss of friends and family is the biggest one I suppose though.

Personality: Please, if you've got one to spare.

What you want from CBR: For it not to go down whilst I'm at work, or I might actually have to start doing my job.

[Copper]

Name: Mike Morgera (No, Stan Lee didn't come up with that name!)
Currently, I lucked out getting a job as a production manager for SHOOT, which covers commercial production. Essentially this means I know about a lot of commercial campaigns months before they come out, who made them and have even met some of the people and ad agencies who've worked on them. High pressure job especially on press night, but I'm learning a lot about publishing and how distribution works.

Handle: Copper, though not because of any kind of police work, but a character I'd made up first getting into online games with Diablo--Copper Cat.

Marital Status: Single, but dating on and off.

Reason you like CBR: I kind of drifted here after the Wizard Boards went Kaplooey, noticed that some other posters had done the same, and have been here ever since, lurking or posting when the mood suits me.

Favorite Sport: Biking. Never did like contact sports that much, and a couple of knee operations didn't make them all that appealing.

Favorite Music: All over the map. Sometimes I like classical, other times I'll get into stuff like Blue Oyster Cult and AC/DC, other times I'll take Mike Bloomfield, Miles Davis, and Dr. John.

Other Interests: Writing and drawing, though by and large I haven't had the nerve to post my stories on the Neverending forum yet.

Religion: Lapsed Catholic. Family keeps hoping I'll "find my way back to God" to which I answer, "He knows where I am if He wants to find me."

Biggest Fear: Heights and Spiders. In that order.

Personality: Kind of shy and quiet usually unless I'm comfortable with company.

What I want from CBR: Nothing much--just that it keeps going like it has.

Nice meeting you all!

:D

[Jade69/Legolaslady]

*super mega kick of Chuck Norrisness +1*
There's lots of newbies since I've been on and.. .well... yeah :)

[The Son of Arzonist]

My name is Russel Crowe, and I like to fight!

[beyond]

Name: Sam Sensabaugh

Handle: beyond

Marital Status: technically single, but Ive got my eyes on a very special lady.

Reason you like CBR: Seems much more organized and more easily accessible than the DC forums i visit on occasion.

Reason you came to CBR: Seemed like the right thing to do.

Favorite sport: Boxing.

Favorite music: Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Blue Oyster Cult, Thin Lizzy, T. Rex, Hank Williams Sr. etc.

Other interests: Video Games, playing music.

Religion: no comment.

Biggest fear: Cant really say i fear much, other than those damn clowns in the basement.

Personality: mostly laid back, sometimes silly, sometimes serious.

What you want from CBR: to have a great time chatting with new people about comics, life, politics, whatever may come up.

[Gilda Dent]

Name:Gilda. I was fortunate enough to get to choose my own name about eight years ago, and of all those I tried on, this one just seemed to fit me best. I got it initially from The Shawshank Redemption. The movie the inmates are watching in the beginning section with Rita Hayworth is Gilda.

I'm of Japanese and Filipino descent. My father was an engineer at a manufacturing plant in the Midwest. My mom was a beautiful 16-year-old Filipina from a very poor family in General Santos City, a so-called "mail order bride"

I was born male, but have since had that nasty little birth defect corrected, physically, socially, and legally, and become my true self, the woman I always was inside.

I'm 29 years old, 5' 5", 104 lbs, thick straight dark brown hair, egg shaped face, medium brown almond shaped eyes. I have a small white birthmark on my scalp that gives me a couple dozen hairs that come out unpigmented, looking white, which never fails to draw comments, and never fails to have someone question it when I say that it's natural.

Handle: Gilda Dent. I took it from the comic book character, especially as she appears in The Long Halloween, and she's the only comic character I know of sho shares my real name.

Marital Status: I'm married to the ever so beautiful Emily, whose name I took when we married. Yes, that makes me a lesbian. It's unusual, but it happens. She is lovely as the day is long, and much smarter, a biochemical engineer for a major pharmaceutical company. She is, like me, partly of Japanese descent, also with a "mail order bride" mother, in her case, from Thailand. Her family is to a person the sweetest, smartest, most accepting group of people I have ever met, who took me in as one of their own when my family shunned me as a result of my divergent sexuality.

She's also tiny, at 5' nuthin, and just a hint over 90 pounds.

We like to joke that we're a bi-racial couple, because I'm Japanese/Filipino (or Japapino) and she's Japanese/Thai (or Thaipanese).

Profession/Job: I'm a first grade teacher. I've just finished my doctorate, so I may be looking to move up from the very earliest grade to the other end, at the college level, soon. I'm certainly not going to be returning to my current position next year, as I'm not happy there, nor are they happy with me. It's a mutual lack of admiration society.

Reason you like CBR: We get to discuss comics and movies and tv shows and gay rights and there are a bunch of cool people here. It's almost like having friends, and it's a much cooler place than that bridge I used to hang out under that I avoid now that the biggest billy goat knocked me off of it.

Reason you came to CBR: I did a Google search to find out in which issue Mary Jane and Peter were married, and got a link to a thread here with Kurt Busiek debating a few posters on whether the marriage was a good idea, and saw how reasonable they were, and I thought it was cool to see two of my favorite writers, Kurt and Gail, posting here, so I signed up. I started posting in a Captain America vs. Batgirl rumble, IIRC, migrated to YABS from there, and gradually found myself posting most here.

Favorite sport: To watch: Figure skating. To play: Road racing (running) or basketball. To coach: Rasketball again.

Favorite music: Folk mainly, with showtunes and classical and a little jazz mixed in. A little of everything but rap, actually.

Other interests: Computer games. Emily and I have a truly kickass two character Diablo II team that can make Diablo runs on 8-player hell.

Road racing: I run 6.8k every morning, and I'm hoping to up that in a month or so to 8.5 and 10.2k, to train for some 5 and 10k runs this summer.

Movies: I love movies, and spend

Books: I am an afficianado of chldren's books, which were the subject of my doctoral dissertation.

Biggest fear: I'm mildly androphobic (fear of men) but working on it, not always successfully, but my biggest fear is having my previous identity exposed to those people in my life and of my aquantaince who don't already know.

Personality: Extremely shy, just short of agoraphobic, introverted, battling chronic depression, social anxiety, poor self-image. I'm socially awkward with those people I do know in real life, save Emily and my brother Jiro, for fear of saying something offensive, embarrassing, or overly revealing.

What you want from CBR: A pleasant way to pass the time.

Gilda

[Wesley Dodds]

Handle: Gilda Dent. I took it from the comic book character, especially as she appears in The Long Halloween, and she's the only comic character I know of sho shares my real name.

Aaaaaaahhhhhh, I didn't notice it was a comic reference.

[BlairH]

Name: Hi, I'm Blair John Houston. Yeah that's right, BJ. I was fortunate enough to not be called "Lance" I suppose.

I'm Scottish through and through, same as my family. (except for my Grandfather who was a Polish citizen for most of his life, although he had Scottish roots)

Handle: BlairH. It's just my first name and the initial of Houston. I deliberatley circumvented the "J".

Marital Status: Unmarried for now.

Profession/Job: I'm a law student. At weekends I work at www.Gamestation.co.uk : The number one entertainment retailer in the UK as voted by MCV.

Reason you like CBR: So many reasons. I guess it's because I like the people here. Even that filthy liberal Wesley Dodds! (spits)

Reason you came to CBR: Gaz kept talking about this place, and it intrigued me. As soon as I got into reading comics and graphic novels, I decided that I had no excuse for NOT joining up.

Favorite sport: Smallbore target shooting is my personal fave, but I also enjoy the highpower rifle discipline. I like combat pistol shooting too, but I only get to practice that sport when I'm on holiday outside the UK.

Favorite music: Videogame and movie soundtracks.

Other interests: Computer games obviously! I'm especially big on RPGs and FPS games. If you've read my posts on the games forum I'm probably the biggest opponent of "dumbing down" ever, as I like my games to be tactical. Breach bang and clear! Go when ready!

Biggest fear: Big government and SPIDERS!!!!!!!1111111one I HATE spiders.

Personality: I can change my personality on the fly. Sometimes I can come across as being kind and considerate. Sometimes I can be a real asshole.

What you want from CBR: A cool place to hang and chill with my homies when I'm doing law research and/or writing.

[J Dog]

I'm John. I'm 16, and a student at public school. I manage a B+-Average, though I used to get straight As eariler in my school life. I have high functioning autism, but I'm very capable and I'm just as normal as any other human being.

I enjoy manga, Game Boy Advance games, and watching "The Simpsons". I'm a fan of Mimi Tachikawa. I also enjoy "Dilbert" and "Get Fuzzy". Other than CBR, I'm at MyAdventureGame.com. I used to be at Friday Night Fights.

I live in Indianapolis, which is a highly unusual city to live in. And that isn't just the superheroes going around*.

*There was an old thread called "Superheroes in Indianapolis". You have to be joking.

[thehod]

I run 6.8k every morning

You're mad girl. Mad I tells you.

Jeez, I loathe the walk to the bus stop each morning and thats about 200 yards at best.

[gary bolt]

Name: Gary Alan Bolt (That’s right gbolt)

Handle: Sir Edward – a mysterious character in Hellboy comics

Marital Status: Happily married for 17 years

Reason you like CBR: Lots of people expressing their opinions well. I actually learn stuff here.

Reason you came to CBR: I started frequenting the Hellboy forum in ’04 and still spend time there every day. (There are several artists with awesome art threads there if you are interested in that kind of thing.) I’m a bit of a news junky and the first time I looked in on this forum there was a great Iraq discussion going with many posts and many opinions. I’ve been hooked ever since.

Favorite sport: Watching: Hockey and most individual sports. Playing: I don’t play sports these days. I tried fencing a few years ago. I was pretty good at gymnastics and diving when I was a kid.

Favorite music: I was into music when I was younger and kind of lost the passion. In recent years I’ve gotten into old Jazz. Modern interests include Gorilaz, Beck, Tricky, Hoxley Workman, Massive Attack, The Breeders.

Other interests: Many of my interests are driven by my career. I am a glass artist and make unique blown glass vessels and cast glass sculptural pieces. My sculptural stuff is often inspired by my interests in astronomy, cosmology and cellular structures. Other interests of mine include my wife, food (I love cooking and I love eating in restaurants), wine, sampling different beers when I travel, drinking gin, smoking pot, reading (mostly non-fiction), comics (duh!), photography, cycling, nature, anything to do with space and spacecraft, movies, camping, canoeing,.

Religion: Atheist

Biggest fear: Being poor.

Personality: Generally I’m easy going but I do have a penchant for sarcasm that can get me in trouble. If I’m stressed I get grumpy.

What you want from CBR: Its fine the way it is.

[the gypsy Naemah]

I figure now's a good time to start one, if one hasn't been started already :)
I'll start: My name's Jessica (or Jesse, w/e), I'm 16 and live in New Jersey. I like writing, reading, drawing, bass, piano, and theater. And comics. That's a given.

:D
-Jessica

[i_mmmchocolate]

Jersey Girl!

So, do you hang out at Seaside-- during the summer that is...?

[BlairH]

My name is Blair John Houston (19). I'm a Law Student (just finished my second year). At Weekends (and every day during the Summer) I work for www.gamestation.co.uk

More info: see my sig.

Welcome to the forum!

[the gypsy Naemah]

Jersey Girl!

So, do you hang out at Seaside-- during the summer that is...?

Well... I live in Central Jersey, so not often. In the summer I go with my friends, probably more so this year because all my friends are seniors and drive... w00t! Haha. Seaside's fun though.

-Jessica.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Haha. Seaside's fun though.

I knew it.

Carry on.

[K'Nort]

I figure now's a good time to start one, if one hasn't been started already :)
I'll start: My name's Jessica (or Jesse, w/e), I'm 16 and live in New Jersey. I like writing, reading, drawing, bass, piano, and theater. And comics. That's a given.

:D
-Jessica

Welcome!

Stand-up bass or that guitar-y type?

[howyadoin]

Welcome aboard. Make yourself at home.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Welcome!

Stand-up bass or that guitar-y type?

I don't own an upright, but that's the one I play more, via school and what-not. I love upright bass... especially for jazz. I have a bass guitar and that's fun too I guess... but upright's where my heart is :D

As to Seaside.. yeah. Crazy times there. Some seriously crazy shit involving a teeny jellyfish and 6 girls running out of the water screaming.

I'll admit. One of them was me. :eek:

-Jessica.

[Trulyures]

Well... I live in Central Jersey, so not often. In the summer I go with my friends, probably more so this year because all my friends are seniors and drive... w00t! Haha. Seaside's fun though.

-Jessica.

What brought you to the forums Jessica?

[JeffreyWKramer]

My member name is my name.
41.
Psychotherapist.
Married twice, quite happy the second time around.
One son, one stepson.
Athiest, rationalist with strong empiricist leanings.
Strong classical libertarian leanings, extreme loathing toward the current Administration, our current election system and probably 98% or more of people currently serving in elected office on the national level.
Joys/interests include hiking, reading, comics and sex.

Welcome, Jessica.

[Trulyures]

My member name is my name.
41.
Psychotherapist.
Married twice, quite happy the second time around.
One son, one stepson.
Strong classical libertarian leanings, extreme loathing toward the current Administration, our current election system and probably 98% or more of people currently serving in elected office on the national level.
Joys/interests include hiking, reading, comics and sex.

Welcome, Jessica.
Oh, since you are a Psycologist of a kind.. will it be alright if I ask some questions because I want to be one too:)

[macul]

My member name is my name.


That takes on an entirely different meaning coming from you.

[the gypsy Naemah]

What brought you to the forums Jessica?

I was getting tired of talking about Nightcrawler's family tree and people looking at me going "Jessica. What the fuck are you talking about. No one cares. You fucking geek."

:o

-Jessica

[K'Nort]

I don't own an upright, but that's the one I play more, via school and what-not. I love upright bass... especially for jazz. I have a bass guitar and that's fun too I guess... but upright's where my heart is :D

Well then hopefully you had a chance to watch the Today Show this morning....

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=125721

[Mike Smith]

I remember MTV had a spring break at Seaside Heights. Welcome to the forums by the way. :)

[the gypsy Naemah]

Well then hopefully you had a chance to watch the Today Show this morning....

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=125721

I didn't... but that's so cool! *.* (There's no smilie for starstruck so I have to make due)

-Jessica

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I figure now's a good time to start one, if one hasn't been started already :)
I'll start: My name's Jessica (or Jesse, w/e), I'm 16 and live in New Jersey. I like writing, reading, drawing, bass, piano, and theater. And comics. That's a given.

:D
-Jessica


Im Richard ...mid 20's is all I'll say. Good natured and pretty much someone who can come up with wild crap. I do a kick ass wrestling review and will praise my genuis constantly. Yes..I am a damn egomaniac !! :p

Interesting handle by the way. ;)

[the gypsy Naemah]

Im Richard ...mid 20's is all I'll say. Good natured and pretty much someone who can come up with wild crap. I do a kick ass wrestling review and will praise my genuis constantly. Yes..I am a damn egomaniac !! :p

Interesting handle by the way. ;)

Handle?

-Jessica.

[Royal]

Handle?

-Jessica.


Screen name.

SUPER still thinks he's talking on a CB Radio.

[Harlock]

My name is Brian. No, not Cronin.
I live in San Angelo, TX
I am 32 years old.
I am a male.
I am married, have two children and too many pets.
I am a stay-at-home dad
I like hiking, reading, writing, comics, sketching (poorly), aquaria, music, church, hunting and computer stuff.
I secretly lust after tricksterpup... mostly for his snakes.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Screen name.

SUPER still thinks he's talking on a CB Radio.


10-4 Good buddy , roger that over and out.

[Royal]

10-4 Good buddy , roger that over and out.

Convoy's that way pal.

[Dan Apodaca]

Hey, welcome. I'm pretty boring when I write under this name, but I have a lot of double identities that I use. You might catch me sometime as "Samurai" or "literally exaggerated".



You're gonna get hit on a lot here. Sorry about that. Try not to let it get to you.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Convoy's that way pal.


Not if your following your leader...Rubber Duck here.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

You're gonna get hit on a lot here. Sorry about that. Try not to let it get to you.


Mmmmmm what are you doin ? ;)

[Dan Apodaca]

Mmmmmm what are you doin ? ;)

Just laying next to my girlfriend on the bed. God, it's so hot here. We're just in our underwear.

My name's Bree, by the way.

[Archyduke]

Just laying next to my girlfriend on the bed. God, it's so hot here. We're just in our underwear.

G-gosh Bree. W-w-w-what k-kind of... of underwear?

[Dan Apodaca]

G-gosh Bree. W-w-w-what k-kind of... of underwear?

Edible, with a picture of She-Hulk on the front. Say, do you happen to know the vulcan mating technique? I'm very curious.

[Archyduke]

Say, do you happen to know the vulcan mating technique? I'm very curious.

I'm afraid not, but Google seems to hint that it involves manly Q-tip brawling.

http://captaincheesefist.orcon.net.nz/images/koonutkaliffee.gif

[howyadoin]

Not if your following your leader...Rubber Duck here.Hopefully you're not the CB Savage.

[Wyclefdoug]

I'm Doug
I like to eat grilled chicken and hamburger helper
I'm a grad student/part time lawn and garden salesman
I like to read/blog
I live with my girlfriend
I have a dog named Beano (after the fart pill)

[Sabrinaset]

Just laying next to my girlfriend on the bed. God, it's so hot here. We're just in our underwear.

My name's Bree, by the way.

He's a fake Bree. All the real ones were registered by S.H.I.E.L.D. awhile back, and I know for a fact none of us made that post.

[howyadoin]

He's a fake Bree. All the real ones were registered by S.H.I.E.L.D. awhile back, and I know for a fact none of us made that post.He could be an LMD Bree.

[Sir Tim Drake]

Welcome to CBR, Jesse. I hope you like it here.

My name is Aaron. I'm a 23-year-old grad student. I aspire to be a professional comics scholar and I drink entirely too much coffee and soda.

[f. chong rutherford]

There are those who believe... that posters here... began out there.
Far across the Internet.
With tribes of nerdlings...
...who may have been the forefathers of the ComicCon...
...or the Trekkers...
...or the RPGs...
Some believe that there may yet be
Brothers of Geeks...
...who even now fight on messageboards...
...somewhere beyond the comic shop.

Fleeing from TV tyranny,
the last Battlestar,
f-dot,
occassionally posts to a rag-tag internet from Brooklyn on a lonely quest:
A shining message board, known as CBR!

DUNDUN!

[howyadoin]

TrekkersMan, that word reeks of denial.

[f. chong rutherford]

Man, that word reeks of denial.

well, I like trekkies, but I think it cheeses some folks off. Plus, Trekkers sounded geekier in that oh-too-geeky homage above.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

. I aspire to be a professional comics scholar and I drink entirely too much coffee and soda.


Theres a job like that ? HOT DAMN I want it. Least it will get me outta the heat !

[Trulyures]

I was getting tired of talking about Nightcrawler's family tree and people looking at me going "Jessica. What the fuck are you talking about. No one cares. You fucking geek."

:o

-Jessica
awww.... that sucks.... well, you're not a geek here... we lava you^_^

[Rabid Trekkie]

Welcome to the boards.

I'm Rabid Trekkie (I don't really like giving my real name out, gives me a sort of Batman vibe)

Let's see, came on these boards as a Rumbler and after about two years I slowly came over here. Politically I'm not sure if I'm becoming classic (or how about Heinleinian since we're all geeks here) Libertarian with Conservative leanings or Conservative with Libertarian leanings. Religiously I'm an SDA which means I'm rather literal in my Biblical interpretations.

My main joys are: writing my own fiction, reading, watching old movies, Star Trek, sci-fi books movies and tv, discussing religion, learning interesting things about history (for example I can't tell you who the 12th President was, but I know that President Taft got stuck in the bathtub) and a whole host of other things I don't have time to get into.

[Dan Apodaca]

He could be an LMD Bree.

I am everyone and no one. All of CBR is me, I have always been CBR, and we are forever intertwined. We came into existence today, at the beginning of time.

All is nothing.

[Forefinger]

Welcome. I'm Forefinger. I like wrasslin' and stuff.

[Josh S]

My name is Josh
I've been married six years to a woman 12 years my senior
I like to lay in the tub and read :)
I don't read comics much (in fact all I read lately is CONAN, THE GOON and THOR)
I have a Pekingnese named Sissy that I'm pretty sure is retarded.
I hate watermelon candy (even the thought of it tasting or smelling it gags me)
I have 2 knees in my left leg
I lied about the last thing

[howyadoin]

I lied about the last thingBastard! I was looking forward to hearing the two-knee story.







Could you make something up?

[Josh S]

It was really more of just a birth defect than anything in my lie. There was no fancy story to go along with it. Sorry. I suck at lies that last longer than eight words.

[Dan Apodaca]

Bastard! I was looking forward to hearing the two-knee story.
Could you make something up?

Yeah, that sounded really cool.

[Jeff Brady]

<== That's my name (Jeff, not Bill Door. That's a Terry Pratchett thing.) 27 y/o swm...

Ugh, that sounds like a personal ad. I've filled out way too many of them lately.

Big comics fan, big jazz fan, living in Astoria, Queens, NYC with two cool roommates. Terribly blocked artist and writer, trying to get out of my funk and back into creating (comics, mostly). On rare occasions and major geek-fests, I can be spotted with other CBRians such as Michael Pullmann, i_mmmchocolate, Brian Cronin, Punchy, Huh?, F-Dot, Joe Rice, Kid Omega, and Typo Lad.

Vegetarian, Green Party liberal, but there are some Bull Moose Republican and/or Libertarian ideals that appeal to me.

And, I have a blog in my signature that has four unedited posts that need tuning up and publishing.

Dammit, I'm lazy.

Welcome aboard, Jesse!

[howyadoin]

It was really more of just a birth defect than anything in my lie. There was no fancy story to go along with it. Sorry. I suck at lies that last longer than eight words.You can't see it, but I'm crying right now.*

























*See? That's how you tell a lie.

[Deskad]

I'm Deskad[not real name, I just made it up], I'm 20, I'm the forum's crazy Russian guy.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Screen name.

SUPER still thinks he's talking on a CB Radio.

Ohh. I get it. Well, "Naamah" spelled like that is a Hebrew demon/goddess of desire, and in a series of books by Jacqueline Carey, it's basically the same thing, only cooler because her followers become courtesans in her name. I looked up the original spelling as translating from some weird language- either Greek, Roman, or Latin, and it's "Naemah" (the little a&e connected thingy). Gypsy refers to the fact that I'm Hispanic and based on the way I dress, alot of people think I have some sort of gypsy blood in me. Which I don't think I do but... hey, being related to Esmerelda'd be pretty cool.

-Jessica.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Oh, since you are a Psycologist of a kind.. will it be alright if I ask some questions because I want to be one too:)


About asking questions, feel free to do so, on the forum or by IM/email.

Technically, I'm not a psychologist. I have a MA in clinical psychology and practice psychotherapy, but am licensed as a mental health counselor. My home state, Iowa, requires a doctorate to be a licensed psychologist. My training is in psych, though, and I do my best to keep up with that field of study.

[JeffreyWKramer]

That takes on an entirely different meaning coming from you.


Heh! I feel dumb now for not thinking about that, especially given the way I play around with the "member" tagline by the avatar.

[Forefinger]

I'm Deskad[not real name, I just made it up], I'm 20, I'm the forum's crazy Russian guy.
I'm sorry that role is already filled by Lubichev. You will have to find another position.

[JeffreyWKramer]

I'm sorry that role is already filled by Lubichev. You will have to find another position.

Nah, make them fight for it.

[Royal]

Ohh. I get it. Well, "Naamah" spelled like that is a Hebrew demon/goddess of desire, and in a series of books by Jacqueline Carey, it's basically the same thing, only cooler because her followers become courtesans in her name. I looked up the original spelling as translating from some weird language- either Greek, Roman, or Latin, and it's "Naemah" (the little a&e connected thingy).

Sometimes Nahemah. Naamah was also considered the founder of divination. But, my knowledge of the Philosophae Extraordinary may be quite rusty.

I might know some friends of Ms. Carey, but don't quote me.

Gypsy refers to the fact that I'm Hispanic and based on the way I dress, alot of people think I have some sort of gypsy blood in me. Which I don't think I do but... hey, being related to Esmerelda'd be pretty cool.

-Jessica.

That's cool. Welcome aboard!

[tricksterpup]

Hi my name is Tricksterpup
I live in Minnesota and I am a coyote.
I have to many snakes.
I also secretly lust after Harlock and where he lives. He lives in the heart of cool snake country as well as my good buddy Forefinger.
Yes, I am also Forefinger's Bitch.




SPOONAGE!!!

[Forefinger]

Nah, make them fight for it.
I guess they will have to fight for who gets to fight out of the red corner as well eh?


The challenger for the title, Deskad vs. Lubichev, the current CBR Crazy Russian Basitch!
"Get it on!!!"

[Forefinger]

Hi my name is Tricksterpup
I live in Minnesota and I am a coyote.
I have to many snakes.
I also secretly lust after Harlock and where he lives. He lives in the heart of cool snake country as well as my good buddy Forefinger.
Yes, I am also Forefinger's Bitch.




SPOONAGE!!!
Well, I guess there is no argueing with that eh?

Don't be so down on yourself, I'll let you be on top sometime.

[Wesley Dodds]

Well, OK.

My real name is John, I'm 23, I'm from Australia, right now I've just read all 4 volumes of Mothers & Daughters (and loved it), I'm a postgraduate politics student, I hate Bush, my favourite noodle is spinach fettucini, I speak a little Japanese, I'm liberal, I'm an atheist, my metaphysical theory of the world is naturalism, my favourite character on Sex and The City is Miranda, I like Veronica Mars better than Buffy, my favourite movie is Network, I want to be a writer, I sometimes act in plays.

[Cactusakic]

Hi I'm Kris.
I'm 25. I'm Scottish though I live in England.
I live with my girlfriend Lisa.
I work in for T-Mobile although not for much longer.
I love comics, film, music and gaming.
I spend WAY too much money on the first 2 so I rarely have spare cash for anything else. My pull list is just under 100 titles per month and I usually buy at least 3 or 4 dvd's a week, though I have been doing better at slowing down recently.

[Lubichev]

I guess they will have to fight for who gets to fight out of the red corner as well eh?

All Russians are crazy. No need to fight for that title. And we fight from the red corner COMMUNIALY.

[Forefinger]

All Russians are crazy. No need to fight for that title. And we fight from the red corner COMMUNIALY.
You guys are going to fight to be the official CBR Crazy Russian Bastich!

[Lubichev]

War monger!

[Forefinger]

War monger!
"Forefinger, thy name is Troll!!!"

[Royal]

War monger!

More like profiteer. You should see the buyrates he's getting for the PPV.

[Azrael52]

My money is on Lubichev all the way.

Crazy son of a bitch.


OH, and welcome Jesse.

My name is Ray. 99% of the time I post on YABS (You'll All Be Sorry). I love Gail Simone and her stuff. Plus, there are some great folks over there. That said, there are some cool psychos over here, too.

I read damn near every comic I can get my hands on (As long as it's DC). I love Stephen King's books and anything Dark Tower.

I used to watch WWF (before it went to WWE).

I'm 25 (26 next month).

Another poster Monkey Boy and I have a show you can check out at www.ericandrayshow.com I have a link to my blog at the bottom of the page that will also take you to the site. It's VERY lowbrow comedy.

Welcome!

[thomas_catbiscuit]

hi my name is thomas and i live in manchester uk and i. a soccer and comic nut. spend way too much money on comics and i nearly gave comic reading up. my job i draw for a steel firm.
and you'll enjoy it here.....

[Rob Allen]

Hi, I'm Rob. I used to live in Central New Jersey - Plainfield to be exact. I've moved since then. I'm 49, married but not monogamous, and work in the business software field.

[Gilda Dent]

Hello Jesse.

I'm Gilda, 29.
Japanese-American.
Schoolteacher, children's book scholar, currently first grade teacher.
Married going on four years to Emily, a bio-chemical engineer, who is easily the cutest genius on the planet save perhaps Stephen Hawking.
We have a cat named Selina.
I'm painfully shy, have no friends, no social life, and practically no social skills, and am mildly OCD, meaning I have a huge, obsessively organized comic collection.
I've been to a good dozen conventions in the last ten years and never actually met a comic creator, genre writer, or tv show cast member, though there have been many at the conventions.

Welcome. I liked your rant in the out of context rants.

Gilda

[Wesley Dodds]

I'm painfully shy, have no friends, no social life, and practically no social skills,

But, Gilda, you have us!

[Rabid Trekkie]

But, Gilda, you have us!

Yeah but we're just figments of her imagination so we don't count.

[Devon C.]

You can see my name.

I desire to drive the Urkel Mobile someday, I like the Super Mario Bros. games, I hate Sonic the Hedgehog with a passion, and I hope that someday, the Green Bay Packers will rise again, and feud with the Bears.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I wonder if we have driven her off . Could our unbearable geekyness drive people away ? ;)

[Trulyures]

You can see my name.

I desire to drive the Urkel Mobile someday, I like the Super Mario Bros. games, I hate Sonic the Hedgehog with a passion, and I hope that someday, the Green Bay Packers will rise again, and feud with the Bears.
Why do you hate Sonic so much, what has he ever done to you?:)

[the gypsy Naemah]

I wonder if we have driven her off . Could our unbearable geekyness drive people away ? ;)

Who was that in reference to?

If it was indeed me, no one's driven me off, I've just been so busy with school lately. It's a serious pain in the ass.

-Jessica

[thehod]

It's a serious pain in the ass.

Can you have a funny pain in the ass, I wonder?

Best not answer that.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Can you have a funny pain in the ass, I wonder?

Best not answer that.

I think it can be done... if the pain is inflicted in a humorous way. But offhand I can't think of any instances where a pain in the ass could be considered funny.

-Jessica

PS. :D [FONT="Georgia"]

[the gypsy Naemah]

Can you have a funny pain in the ass, I wonder?

Best not answer that.

I think it can be done... if the pain is inflicted in a humorous way. But offhand I can't think of any instances where a pain in the ass could be considered funny.

-Jessica

PS. :D

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Well least ya came back finally. Thats cool. Hopefully ya check out the rest of CBR and drop me a line. I mostly hang out at the TV/Film boards. ;)

[the gypsy Naemah]

Well least ya came back finally. Thats cool. Hopefully ya check out the rest of CBR and drop me a line. I mostly hang out at the TV/Film boards. ;)

Everyone's so nice on this board, I love it :)
So is the flirting thing that I've noticed is commonplace around here just because we're all geeks and our geekiness makes us sexy? I think that's why.

Dork = Sex.

-Jessica

[tricksterpup]

Everyone's so nice on this board, I love it :)
So is the flirting thing that I've noticed is commonplace around here just because we're all geeks and our geekiness makes us sexy? I think that's why.

Dork = Sex.

-Jessica
I never had sex with a dork.. hmmm.. must try this new fetish.. ;)

[the gypsy Naemah]

I never had sex with a dork.. hmmm.. must try this new fetish.. ;)

Never?!? Well... if you really wanna... ;)

:D

-Jessica

[Forefinger]

Never?!? Well... if you really wanna... ;)

:D

-Jessica
Naughty! Need a spanking?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Everyone's so nice on this board, I love it :)
So is the flirting thing that I've noticed is commonplace around here just because we're all geeks and our geekiness makes us sexy? I think that's why.

Dork = Sex.

-Jessica


Well ya have to understand...the ratio of geeks to women are very low on CBR. So odds are you'll get the obvious flirting and all. I'm not since I believe you said you were 16 and I'd feel like a creepy old mid 20's geezer ...;)

Welcome to CBR. Where were all friendly for the most part.

[thehod]

Dork = Sex.

Wish you'd tell Mrs Hod that.



On second thought...

[Perry Holley]

Naughty! Need a spanking?Just remember... she's sixteen.

[Forefinger]

Just remember... she's sixteen.
DOH!!!


Well this is my official retraction of the spanking offer (as tempting as the thought is........I'm a dirty old man!!! OMG!)

[tricksterpup]

DOH!!!


Well this is my official retraction of the spanking offer (as tempting as the thought is........I'm a dirty old man!!! OMG!)
then go ahead and spank me then. :cool:

[Forefinger]

then go ahead and spank me then. :cool:
The thought isn't quite as appealing, but ok.

[Royal]

Naughty! Need a spanking?

Oy! Oy! Oy!

Take that attitude to Tokyo!

[Forefinger]

Oy! Oy! Oy!

Take that attitude to Tokyo!
Yeah, they are all naughty schoolgirls in need of spanking eh?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

DOH!!!


Well this is my official retraction of the spanking offer (as tempting as the thought is........I'm a dirty old man!!! OMG!)


Hey in 2 years she's 18 and you can spank all ya want. ;)

[Perry Holley]

I suppose I should post something here, since I'm the one who told Naemah to start this thread in the first place...

Name: Perry Holley
Age: 38 (yes, I'm an old fart)
Occupation: Pest control technician
Location: Tucker, GA (a suburb of Atlanta)
Marital status: Married, no children
Religion: Agnostic
Politics: libertarian (with a small-L)
Comic book preferences: A pretty even mix between Marvel, DC, and various other companies. Maybe about 1/2 of what I read is superhero stuff, the rest various non-superhero titles.
Other hobbies: Tabletop RPGs (i.e. Dungeons & Dragons). Read lots of fantasy and SF novels; nonfiction tends toward historical stuff.
Other stuff: Moderator of the Games board. Currently on a misery-inducing diet due to high cholesterol. Was dropped on my head as a small child.


I was getting tired of talking about Nightcrawler's family tree and people looking at me going "Jessica. What the fuck are you talking about. No one cares. You fucking geek."If anything, I think Kurt's family tree should be made more confusing.

A time-travel story where he becoms his own grandpa should do the trick...

[Dan Apodaca]

Everyone's so nice on this board, I love it :)
So is the flirting thing that I've noticed is commonplace around here just because we're all geeks and our geekiness makes us sexy? I think that's why.

Dork = Sex.

-Jessica

I'm really hoping you're actually a middle-aged man in disguise. SUPERECWFAN could really use the experience.

[Danger Dude]

I figure now's a good time to start one, if one hasn't been started already :)
I'll start: My name's Jessica (or Jesse, w/e), I'm 16 and live in New Jersey. I like writing, reading, drawing, bass, piano, and theater. And comics. That's a given.

:D
-Jessica

Velcome! Mwah-ah-ah! *achem* Sorry. I can't remember if I already posted here, so what the hey. I'm Danger Dude, or DD. I'm fourteen, live in Alexandria VA, own tons of comics ("tons" for my age) and have no friends. Except for my fellow comic geeks and you guys. I love you! I also like playing video games, watching movies, and listening to classic or alternative rock. I also play piano.

[Danger Dude]

Never?!? Well... if you really wanna... ;)

:D

-Jessica

HOT DAMN!!!

*uhh* *uhh* *uhh*

[Dan Apodaca]

HOT DAMN!!!

*uhh* *uhh* *uhh*

Did you have to type the noises?

[tricksterpup]

HOT DAMN!!!

*uhh* *uhh* *uhh*
Go take a cold shower or we will sick Forefinger on you.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I'm really hoping you're actually a middle-aged man in disguise. SUPERECWFAN could really use the experience.


Heh....considering some of the crazy online crap I've went thru ( old threads over time) hittin on a 16 yearold who turns out to be a 35 yearold from Perverted Justice would be comical. I can only hope Stone Phillips is there when I walk in. Least I can get an autograph before they haul my ass away.

[Sanagi]

I never had sex with a dork.. hmmm.. must try this new fetish.. ;)
I reccomend it.

[Forefinger]

Go take a cold shower or we will sick Forefinger on you.
Hell yeah, I'm calling dibs on the first spanking after she turns 18!

[Royal]

Heh....considering some of the crazy online crap I've went thru ( old threads over time) hittin on a 16 yearold who turns out to be a 35 yearold from Perverted Justice would be comical. I can only hope Stone Phillips is there when I walk in. Least I can get an autograph before they haul my ass away.

You got to something sick and disgusting for that.

Where a mouse costume.

[Mike Smash!]

Name: Mike Smash! (real name Mike Gillis)
Age: 27
Occupation: bookseller at Barnes & Noble, Green Party activist (delegate, Green National Committee; Activism Coordinator, Green Party of Seattle)
Location: Kent, WA (about 15 miles south of Seattle)
Marital status: Single
Religion: Atheist/Secular Humanist
Politics: Progressive/Left
Comic book preferences: Good mix of Marvel, DC, Vertigo and various indies. Favorites include: the Ultimates, the Incredible Hulk, V for Vendetta, Justice League International, Preacher, Bone, Y - the Last Man, Ex Machina, Peter David's X-Factor, classic Green Lantern/Green Arrow, Green Lantern Corps.
Other hobbies: Reading (classic fiction and sci-fi/fantasy, along with political commentary and U.S. history.)
Heroes: Dr. Martin Luther King, Ralph Nader, Bill Hicks, Dennis Kucinich, Eugene V. Debs, Kurt Vonnegut.
Other stuff: Co-Moderator of the Ultimate Marvel board (with Stony); Huge fan of the original Planet of the Apes films and classic Charlton Heston sci-fi flicks; Huge George A. Romero zombie flick fan; Love classic Donald Duck cartoons; Has the theme to "the A-Team" as his cellphone ringtone.

[Archyduke]

Name: Archyduke
Age: 19
Occupation: I recently quit teaching SAT prep. I'm on the lookout for something new now.
Location: West Chester, PA
Marital status: Confusing.
Religion: secular humanist who enjoys a good religious ceremony thingy
Politics: Left
Comic book preferences: Scott Pilgrim, happy fun times indie stuff, Runaways, er, Secret Six is pretty good I suppose. 52 is cool so far.
Other hobbies: Cooking, drawing, writing, reading, gardening, dancing about, road trips, concerts, etc. etc.
Other stuff: I'm an English major, and a pretty cheerful fellow overall.


I reccomend it.
It is pretty terrific. It opens the door to all sorts of ridiculous innuendo.

[Forefinger]

Hi, I'm Forefinger. I'm 28, married, and have a huge *edit* comic collection *edit*. I like comics and stuff.

[Thanos_6383]

Hes also the May Citizen of the Month winner and gets dibs on anything here:cool:

[Citizen V]

My real name is something that some people on forums actually wonder about.Where i live,you dont really have to have schooling to get a job.One can say life is still pre 1900`s.

But life is good.

[Pinball]

Hi, how you doing?

I've been into comics ever since Groo the Wanderer, i love playing pinball (duh), i do some home brewing, and sometimes i don't capitalize the word i.

I guess i'm moderately liberal, but political extremists of any stripe turn me off. Actually, i hate politics period. Why am i even talking about this?

Nice font, by the way.

[Forefinger]

Hes also the May Citizen of the Month winner and gets dibs on anything here:cool:
Oh wow. I had no idea the position held that kind of power. Now I have to think of creative ways to abuse that power......

[tricksterpup]

Oh wow. I had no idea the position held that kind of power. Now I have to think of creative ways to abuse that power......
Wow, you never knew how Rae used her position did you??

[Forefinger]

Wow, you never knew how Rae used her position did you??
No. Please tell me. I clearly haven't been involved enough.

[Lubichev]

The huddled masses are starting to grumble. The talk of revolution is in the air.

[Forefinger]

Man, it's only been a day. I haven't even begun to abuse my power yet!

[Lubichev]

That is what scares tham.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Haha. At the beginning of this year, my nickname was "Spanky" for while. During one of the plays I was involved in, the cast and crew thought it'd be fun to spank me everytime I walked by... I was black and blue for weeks!

:D
-Jessica

[Forefinger]

That probably shouldn't be appealing to me....


I guess for my first official abuse of power as the COTM, I must give you a "Welcome to CBR" spanking.

[Lubichev]

So, Gypsy, you are into theatre, right? We've got a few theatre folks here on the board, I believe. Dan Apodaca, Ian Boothby, and others. Glad to see another theatre freak on the boards.
What do you like? Comedies? Dramas? Classical?
What are the plans for your theatrical future?

[tricksterpup]

So, Gypsy, you are into theatre, right? We've got a few theatre folks here on the board, I believe. Dan Apocada, Ian Boothby, and others. Glad to see another theatre freak on the boards.
What do you like? Comedies? Dramas? Classical?
What are the plans for your theatrical future?
I didnt know Dan was also into being Spanked?? Fore, I guess you gotta share the wealth.

[Forefinger]

Ok then. SPANKINGS FOR EVERYONE!!


Now I'm done with speaking of spanking on this thread at least.

[the gypsy Naemah]

So, Gypsy, you are into theatre, right? We've got a few theatre folks here on the board, I believe. Dan Apocada, Ian Boothby, and others. Glad to see another theatre freak on the boards.
What do you like? Comedies? Dramas? Classical?
What are the plans for your theatrical future?

Theatrical future is a stretch... I do it because it's fun and because all my friends do it too... but I don't think I'd ever make a career out of it. We did A Midsummer Night's Dream this year, which was the most amazing show I've ever done. That and Camelot. So I'd say comedies and musicals are my favorite :)

-Jessica

[Lubichev]

Theatrical future is a stretch... I do it because it's fun and because all my friends do it too... but I don't think I'd ever make a career out of it. We did A Midsummer Night's Dream this year, which was the most amazing show I've ever done. That and Camelot. So I'd say comedies and musicals are my favorite :)

-Jessica
Well, they say if you aren't having fun doing it, why the hell would you do it?

It is fun, isn't it?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Ok then. SPANKINGS FOR EVERYONE!!


Now I'm done with speaking of spanking on this thread at least.


Hey..now....I won't just let anyone spank me. You got soft hands ?

[Forefinger]

Hey..now....I won't just let anyone spank me. You got soft hands ?
Nah, they are all rough and calloused due to my working out without wearing gloves. I doubt anyone would be interested in my offer.

[Lubichev]

Nah, they are all rough and calloused due to my working out without wearing gloves. I doubt anyone would be interested in my offer.
So no manual stimulation for your wife.

"Get that sandpaper-shit away from there. You aren't going anywhere near Miss C with hands like that."

[tricksterpup]

So no manual stimulation for your wife.

"Get that sandpaper-shit away from there. You aren't going anywhere near Miss C with hands like that."
http://www.wondercostumes.com/images/products/MR156017150.jpg

[Danger Dude]

Did you have to type the noises?

No. I'll stop now. And Forefinger, you perv, get the hell away!

[Danger Dude]

Oh, hey I forgot something. There's this awesome indy title I get that's called Johnny Raygun. Check it out at www.jetpackpress.com

[Forefinger]

So no manual stimulation for your wife.

"Get that sandpaper-shit away from there. You aren't going anywhere near Miss C with hands like that."

http://www.wondercostumes.com/images/products/MR156017150.jpg
I use lotion every once in awhile. My fingertips don't get too rough for some lovin'.

They aren't that bad trickster!

[Lubichev]

So what you are saying is no fisting, then.

[Forefinger]

So what you are saying is no fisting, then.
No, I've never had the impulse to try that.

[Lubichev]

I'm sure she hasn't been dying for it either.

[Dan Apodaca]

Well, they say if you aren't having fun doing it, why the hell would you do it?

It is fun, isn't it?

I've met a few masochistic actors in my time, but it's definitely not healthy to keep doing it if you don't like it.

Especially because there's probably some other style of theatre that you will like, and then you can have lots of fun!

[Drink Pink]

Hello my name is Drink Pink and this is my first post here.

Sounds a bit AA doesn't it. Oh well.

I'm 22 and I'm a student from the UK.

I come in search of knowledge,
things they couldn't teach me in college.

[Forefinger]

Hello my name is Drink Pink and this is my first post here.

Sounds a bit AA doesn't it. Oh well.

I'm 22 and I'm a student from the UK.

I come in search of knowledge,
things they couldn't teach me in college.
Welcome.

Seek out all the posts of Tinman, tricksterpup, and Winslow. You will gain much knowledge.

[Lubichev]

Welcome.

Seek out all the posts of Tinman, tricksterpup, and Winslow. You will gain much knowledge.
Run like fuck from the posts of Forefinger.

[Drink Pink]

Run like fuck from the posts of Forefinger.

;) I like it here already.

[howyadoin]

Welcome aboard, DP.

[Danger Dude]

Welcome.

Seek out all the posts of Tinman, tricksterpup, and Winslow. You will gain much knowledge.

If you ask me a question about X-Men, I can answer it (most of the time).

[Drink Pink]

If you ask me a question about X-Men, I can answer it (most of the time).

I will remember that.:)

[Lubichev]

If you ask me a question about X-Men, I can answer it (most of the time).
1.) What is the average life span of a mutant? Is it the same as a "regular" person? Or does it depend?

2.) Who was the first mutant?

3.) Does the new X-Men movie suck or blow?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Hello my name is Drink Pink and this is my first post here.

Sounds a bit AA doesn't it. Oh well.

I'm 22 and I'm a student from the UK.

I come in search of knowledge,
things they couldn't teach me in college.


DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE ??!!! YOUR IN THE JUNGLE BABY , YOUR GONNNNNAAA DDDDIIIIIEEEE!!!"


I don't offer enlightenment , I don't offer you knowledge . I offer you nothing. Unless you pay me. :evilsmile

[Drink Pink]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE ??!!! YOUR IN THE JUNGLE BABY , YOUR GONNNNNAAA DDDDIIIIIEEEE!!!"


I don't offer enlightenment , I don't offer you knowledge . I offer you nothing. Unless you pay me. :evilsmile

Will that be in pigs or pound notes? See 'New to comics' thread.

[tricksterpup]

I don't offer enlightenment , I don't offer you knowledge . I offer you nothing. Unless you pay me. :evilsmile
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/09mask-5p-bw.jpg

[SUPERECWFAN1]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/09mask-5p-bw.jpg


Ohhhhhhh the King. :p

[Drink Pink]

That scares me. It's really creepy. Should put an end to childhood obesity, no young kids who see that advert will have the nerve to go in there.

[Danger Dude]

1.) What is the average life span of a mutant? Is it the same as a "regular" person? Or does it depend?

2.) Who was the first mutant?

3.) Does the new X-Men movie suck or blow?

1.) It does depend. Though all comic characters, human or mutant, have long life spans. :D

2.) Apocalypse has long been said to be the first mutant, though there was some speculation that The Beyonder might be the first mutant. Don't believe it.

3.) Does it matter? They both feel good. ;)

[Dan Apodaca]

Run like fuck from the posts of Forefinger.

In Soviet Union, we fuck like run.

[the gypsy Naemah]

In Soviet Union, we fuck like run.

In New Jersey... we just fuck.

;)
-Jessica

[SUPERECWFAN1]

In Soviet Union, we fuck like run.


In WV we just commit drive by fucking.

[Royal]

In WV we just commit drive by fucking.

Vat a cuntri!!

[Danger Dude]

In New Jersey... we just fuck.

;)
-Jessica

God, you are a perverted fanboy's dream come true. So....ever been to Virginia?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

God, you are a perverted fanboy's dream come true. So....ever been to Virginia?

Virginia is for Lovers. ( saw that on a sign ) :p

[Perry Holley]

Virginia is for Lovers. ( saw that on a sign ) :pIt's essentially the slogan of the Virginia travel industry.

[StoneGold]

And West Virginia is for loving your sister.

[Citizen V]

I am Commerade V,from the European Union.I am here to keep an eye out and observe..

[Elegance Liberty]

Ummm, I don't think I ever made a formal introduction, have I?

Anyhow, I'm Elegance Liberty. You can call me EL or Liberty, whichever one suits you. Or you could call me Mud and I wouldn't mind.

I like stuff.

That's all there is to it.

[the gypsy Naemah]

God, you are a perverted fanboy's dream come true. So....ever been to Virginia?

Hah. On vacation a few times. And yeah.. I get that one alot. That and "What the fuck is a spic like you doing reading comics. You fucking geek." That's a pretty frequent one among my family.

-Jessica

[Danger Dude]

Hah. On vacation a few times. And yeah.. I get that one alot. That and "What the fuck is a spic like you doing reading comics. You fucking geek." That's a pretty frequent one among my family.

-Jessica

Hey, my mom's from Bolivia.

[the gypsy Naemah]

Hey, my mom's from Bolivia.

Does your mom read X-men comics, play Counterstrike, and camp out in Barnes&Noble in the sci-fi/fantasy section?

[Forefinger]

Run like fuck from the posts of Forefinger.
SPOONAGE!!!

[hoffmandu]

Heya, Hoff here. I've lived in the Twin cities for about 5 years now, love it, would never move away. Go VIKES! 29 male, work in sales, telecom at the moment, but I can sell anything so that's sort of irrelevant. grew up in SD, dropped out of college early, traveled around to find myself instead. After a healthy dose of the West Coast I settled in St Paul, 2 dogs, a GF that I truely believe hates my guts etc.. Anyhoo, here I am, posting only during work hours because I find it funny to waste their (my tyrannical employers) time. :confused:

[Danger Dude]

Does your mom read X-men comics, play Counterstrike, and camp out in Barnes&Noble in the sci-fi/fantasy section?

No, but I do. Well, except for playing Counterstrike. I've never tried role-playing games.

[the gypsy Naemah]

No, but I do. Well, except for playing Counterstrike. I've never tried role-playing games.

It's not really an RPG. It's more just shooting people. If you like Halo, you'll like Counterstrike. I stopped playing though, after people realized that I really WAS a girl, not just a guy joking all the time.

I wonder what gave them the hint, my name was Morgan le Fey.

-Jessica

[the gypsy Naemah]

Run like fuck from the posts of Forefinger.

Aw, Forefinger's my illegal flirt-buddy. ;)

Wait a minute... that's everyone! :p Silly me, I forgot.

-Jessica

[Danger Dude]

If you like Halo, you'll like Counterstrike.

I only have PS2.

[tricksterpup]

Aw, Forefinger's my illegal flirt-buddy. ;)

Wait a minute... that's everyone! :p Silly me, I forgot.

-Jessica
Well Forefinger is my.. well lets just say if we were cowboys and there was a mountain, we would be there.

[Dennis K]

Well Forefinger is my.. well lets just say if we were cowboys and there was a mountain, we would be there.


Which one of you is the sheep? (paraphrasing Ron White)

[Arrjay]

I just read all this thread and realized that I should maybe post here.

Name:R.J.
Age: 24
Occupation: Librarian
Location: Tends to change pretty often.
Marital status: Happily married.
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: Complicated.
Comic book preferences: Hellboy stuff and Marvel stuff with some Superman.
Other hobbies: Playing and listening to music, reading, writing, talking, drinking, smoking herb and hangin' with my wife and kitties.

Ciao.

[Forefinger]

Which one of you is the sheep? (paraphrasing Ron White)
That's tricksterpup.

It's funny, I watched that Blue Collor Comedy tour show a couple of days ago.

[Forefinger]

I just read all this thread and realized that I should maybe post here.

Name:R.J.
Age: 24
Occupation: Librarian
Location: Tends to change pretty often.
Marital status: Happily married.
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: Complicated.
Comic book preferences: Hellboy stuff and Marvel stuff with some Superman.
Other hobbies: Playing and listening to music, reading, writing, talking, drinking, smoking herb and hangin' with my wife and kitties.

Ciao.
He also has a huge collection of Aunt May Hentai.

[Forefinger]

Aw, Forefinger's my illegal flirt-buddy. ;)

Wait a minute... that's everyone! :p Silly me, I forgot.

-Jessica
Naughty girl needs a spanking eh?

Doh! No you don't!

[Forefinger]

Well Forefinger is my.. well lets just say if we were cowboys and there was a mountain, we would be there.
I can hear the music playing now....

[SOGG]

He also has a huge collection of Aunt May Henti.

I'm guessing this is hentai.

And if you know japanese, that's slightly less disturbing than if you don't and you just mean tentacle monster porn.

[Forefinger]

I'm guessing this is hentai.

And if you know japanese, that's slightly less disturbing than if you don't and you just mean tentacle monster porn.
I was blessed to have Arrjay describe me as "Satan with a huge collection of Aunt May Hentai."



I don't know why, but I was just keeping the joke going.

[Dennis K]

That's tricksterpup.

It's funny, I watched that Blue Collor Comedy tour show a couple of days ago.


If it's so damn funny, where's my HAW HAW HAW? Don't patronize me!

[Forefinger]

If it's so damn funny, where's my HAW HAW HAW? Don't patronize me!
HAW HAW HAW? What me worry?

[Forefinger]

Double post edit..........boobs........

[Dennis K]

It's funnier the second time you posted it.

[tricksterpup]

I can hear the music playing now....
See them tumbling down,
Pledging their love to the ground!
Lonely, but free, I'll be found,
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds . . .

Cares of the past are behind,
Nowhere to go, but I'll find,
Just where the trail will wind,
Drifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds . . .

I know when night is gone,
That a new world's born at dawn!
I'll keep rolling along,
Deep in my heart as a song,
Here on the range I belong,
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds . . .

( Tumbleweeds, tumbleweeds!
See them tumbling down,
Pledging their love to the ground! )
Lonely, but free, I'll be found,
Drifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds . . .

I know ( I Know! ) when night is gone ( hmmm . . . )
That a new world's born at dawn!
I'll keep rolling along,
Deep in my heart as a song,
Here on the range I belong,
( Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds . . . )
Drifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds . . .
( Tumbleweeds, tumbleweeds . . . )
Tumble . . . weeds . . .

[Forefinger]

It's funnier the second time you posted it.
That's why I beat my schtick to death. It's funnier the 400th time!

[big_dippin]

Hello, I'm David. I'm 25 and have just recently got back into comics after a 12-14 year absence. I used to manely read superman and batman but am trying to get into other things. I'm really digging "52" and Civil War at the moment. So many things have happened, ex. infinite crisis, that im trying to catch up.

[Forefinger]

Welcome big dippin. I'm enjoying Civil War so far and a few books. I'm kind of in decline in terms of my comic buying and enjoyment, but maybe I'll get enthused about some more titles at some point. Right now I'm transitioning to buying TPBs.

[the gypsy Naemah]

That's why I beat my schtick to death. It's funnier the 400th time!


Should I even...

[howyadoin]

Should I even...Dooooooo ittttttt!!!

[Stony]

... Do I have to do this?

[the gypsy Naemah]

Dooooooo ittttttt!!!

Okay...

Forefinger, who's it funny to when the 400th time nothing happens?

Me!!

-Jessica

[Forefinger]

Okay...

Forefinger, who's it funny to when the 400th time nothing happens?

Me!!

-Jessica
Right on. At least my schtick get's some kind of female reaction. :)

[Forefinger]

Dooooooo ittttttt!!!
That's nice for you to let her take that particular setup.

[the gypsy Naemah]

That's nice for you to let her take that particular setup.


It's because I'm cute. Duh.

:p

-Jessica

[Eternal Torment]

I never did introduce myself.I am Eternal Torment.The only things you need to know are that I am a nihilistic atheist and I will kill anybody who mentions Manos and the Hands of Fate (other than myself).

[the gypsy Naemah]

I never did introduce myself.I am Eternal Torment.The only things you need to know are that I am a nihilistic atheist and I will kill anybody who mentions Manos and the Hands of Fate (other than myself).

Manos?

Hands of Fate?

-runs and hides-

Kidding! Kidding! Don't shoot!

-Jessica

[tricksterpup]

I never did introduce myself.I am Eternal Torment.The only things you need to know are that I am a nihilistic atheist and I will kill anybody who mentions Manos and the Hands of Fate (other than myself).
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a2/Manos-dvd_cover.jpg/210px-Manos-dvd_cover.jpg

[Perry Holley]

I never did introduce myself.I am Eternal Torment.The only things you need to know are that I am a nihilistic atheist and I will kill anybody who mentions Manos and the Hands of Fate (other than myself).Did you know that there's a stage production of Manos being done?

I'm not kidding.

[Eternal Torment]

Did you know that there's a stage production of Manos being done?

I'm not kidding.

....Damn it. Alright,I won't kill you,but tricksterpup gets the death penalty. *shoots trick in the head*

[Forefinger]

It's because I'm cute. Duh.

:p

-Jessica
That has yet to be proven. Have you posted a picture on the "Show your Visage" thread?


*edit* Since you are under 18 you may not want to do that to help prevent stalkers and the like.

[the gypsy Naemah]

That has yet to be proven. Have you posted a picture on the "Show your Visage" thread?


*edit* Since you are under 18 you may not want to do that to help prevent stalkers and the like.

I haven't seen this "Show your Visage" thread. However, I have posted pictures under some of the threads in X-Books.

Here's one as well:

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/3687/amberme5cn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

There's me on the right, and my friend Amber on the left.

-Jessica

[Danger Dude]

That has yet to be proven. Have you posted a picture on the "Show your Visage" thread?

Go to her MySpace.

[Forefinger]

I haven't seen this "Show your Visage" thread. However, I have posted pictures under some of the threads in X-Books.

Here's one as well:

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/3687/amberme5cn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

There's me on the right, and my friend Amber on the left.

-Jessica
Oh hell. Now you will certainly be stalked. (you're cute)

[Lubichev]

Are you Amanda Bynes?

[Forefinger]

Go to her MySpace.
Hell no. I don't want to be investigated for Dateline NBC!

[Deathstroke]

Hel