YABS Crushes...

[Aggie]

okay...i can't keep it in any longer...i have a total crush on lester and cam...but they don't even know i'm alive...what's a girl gotta do eh, fellas??...get a boom box and hold it over her head whilst standing under a window??...oh the humility... :o

[Night Swordsman]

okay...i can't keep it in any longer...i have a total crush on lester and cam...but they don't even know i'm alive...what's a girl gotta do eh, fellas??...get a boom box and hold it over her head whilst standing under a window??...oh the humility... :o

Sigh. SEE GUYS? THIS is what ROMANCE is.

I can just WISH for a girl THIS awesome who would do that for her man.

Good luck to Lester n Cam. And bravo for Aggie for having great taste in movies and music,if not men. ;)

[heystacy]

Sigh. SEE GUYS? THIS is what ROMANCE is.

I can just WISH for a girl THIS awesome who would do that for her man.

Good luck to Lester n Cam. And bravo for Aggie for having great taste in movies and music,if not men. ;)

Damn Night, that cut deep. :rolleyes:

lol

[Kyuubi]

You could show them the goods. . .



You know, that collection of preserves you have? That should work.

[stealthwise]

Send them each a dead rat, with the following note attached:

"Unlike this rat, my love for you will never die.

Will you go to the prom wth me?

Signed, Angelina Aggie"

[Night Swordsman]

Damn Night, that cut deep. :rolleyes:

lol

Yes. Siiiiigh.

But so very true.


I'm logging before i get blurry eyed from lack of sleep.

[Night Swordsman]

Send them each a dead rat, with the following note attached:

"Unlike this rat, my love for you will never die.

Will you go to the prom wth me?

Signed, Angelina Aggie"

Sigh. Stealth is WAY more creative than me.

I was too shy to even go to the prom. I stayed home and read books.

[heystacy]

Yes. Siiiiigh.

But so very true.


I'm logging before i get blurry eyed from lack of sleep.

G'night Night. Ha. I made a funny. *pats self on back*

Yeah, I feel good tonight.

[Cam63]

Thanks, Aggie.

I be honoured !

[Matt Doc Martin]

okay...i can't keep it in any longer...i have a total crush on lester and cam...but they don't even know i'm alive...what's a girl gotta do eh, fellas??...get a boom box and hold it over her head whilst standing under a window??...oh the humility... :o

Cam I understand.

Lester? Not so much.

[General Grievous]

This thread caught my attention, how can you fancy those guys without seeing them?? fill me in

[TomStillwell]

Sigh. SEE GUYS? THIS is what ROMANCE is.

I can just WISH for a girl THIS awesome who would do that for her man.

Good luck to Lester n Cam. And bravo for Aggie for having great taste in movies and music,if not men. ;)

Unfortunately that kind of stunt has most likely gotten the police called many times over the years. John Cusack has a lot to answer for.

Life is not a John Hughes movie.

[JTPencils]

Unfortunately that kind of stunt has most likely gotten the police called many times over the years. John Cusack has a lot to answer for.

Life is not a John Hughes movie.

That's right. Life is more like a Zucker Brothers film.

[Joshua Pantalleresco]

What do you mean life isn't a john hughes movie? :eek:

Um...gotta go...

JP

[Infra-Man]

Unfortunately that kind of stunt has most likely gotten the police called many times over the years. John Cusack has a lot to answer for.

Life is not a John Hughes movie.

Very true... my life is a John Waters movie... eww

[Corrina]

We all love Cam.

Or his beer.

But they do come as a package, so, nevermind, we all love Cam.

[Cam63]

Awww shucks, y'all...

[Aggie]

This thread caught my attention, how can you fancy those guys without seeing them?? fill me in


because they're awesome...lester understands the finer points of the pirates vs. ninja "conflict" and cam knows his way around a burning stake...i'm easily taken w/ wit and charm and on the not so odd occasion, a nice rack...and that's only because i'm kinda slutty like that...but seriously, it's pretty hard not to crush on the guys and ladies here because they're all funny and smart, and for me that's the ultimate turn on...:)

[Magneto_X]

Colleen Doran, Rummblestrips (what do the Canadians have in their water that most of their women are freakin' goddess?!?), Sabrinaset, Gilda Dent (when she used to post here)

[PatrickG]

Gilda is gone....?!

[Sally Sensational]

Gilda is gone....?!

She's not gone, she's just very busy - new baby and all. She's around every once in a while.

[Cam63]

I miss the Sabrinaset.

[Matt Doc Martin]

I am tempted to start a "Who is crushing on Matt Doc Martin" thread, but I fear the sound of crickets.

Alas...I am never to be....

[Aggie]

I am tempted to start a "Who is crushing on Matt Doc Martin" thread, but I fear the sound of crickets.

Alas...I am never to be....

oh you're very crush worthy...though i think i've got my hands full w/ lester and cam...;)

[Matt Doc Martin]

oh you're very crush worthy...though i think i've got my hands full w/ lester and cam...;)

Heh.

Good luck with all that!

[stealthwise]

I am tempted to start a "Who is crushing on Matt Doc Martin" thread, but I fear the sound of crickets.

Alas...I am never to be....

Sounds like someone needs a cuddle.


...I can't quit you.

[Aggie]

Sounds like someone needs a cuddle.


...I can't quit you.


this is gold...:)

[Matt Doc Martin]

Sounds like someone needs a cuddle.


...I can't quit you.

It is a slow Friday night....

[saintsaucey]

Sigh. Stealth is WAY more creative than me.

I was too shy to even go to the prom. I stayed home and read books.

damn, even i went to prom and danced with my cousin and some hotties

[Citizen V]

okay...i can't keep it in any longer...i have a total crush on lester and cam...but they don't even know i'm alive...what's a girl gotta do eh, fellas??...get a boom box and hold it over her head whilst standing under a window??...oh the humility... :o

This is a message board.There is no interaction,they do not care about you in real life and people might think of this as simple fun and games.

[Kyuubi]

This is a message board.There is no interaction,they do not care about you in real life and people might think of this as simple fun and games.


If YABS has one rule, it's this: DON'T BE A DICK!



Please try not to break it again.

[Night Swordsman]

And no roasting the Blue Duck. That is a pleasure i am reserving for myself. Muhahahahha.

Where is the marinating sauce...hmm..:evilsmile


And i thought it took real guts for her to start this thread. Bravo.

[Lester C.]

okay...i can't keep it in any longer...i have a total crush on lester and cam...but they don't even know i'm alive...what's a girl gotta do eh, fellas??...get a boom box and hold it over her head whilst standing under a window??...oh the humility... :o

Seek professional help. Lots of it! All kidding aside I'm faltered.

[Lester C.]

I am tempted to start a "Who is crushing on Matt Doc Martin" thread, but I fear the sound of crickets.

Alas...I am never to be....

Not that it's my business but Paper Girl swoons over you whenever given the chance.

[Aggie]

If YABS has one rule, it's this: DON'T BE A DICK!



Please try not to break it again.


aww...you know you're pretty darn cute in that blues suit...;)

[Night Swordsman]

aww...you know you're pretty darn cute in that blues suit...;)

See? I told you.

It's DUCK SEASON! :p

[Aggie]

And no roasting the Blue Duck. That is a pleasure i am reserving for myself. Muhahahahha.

Where is the marinating sauce...hmm..:evilsmile


And i thought it took real guts for her to start this thread. Bravo.

thanks...:)


Seek professional help. Lots of it! All kidding aside I'm faltered.

sad but true...i'm as sane as they come...;)

i happen to think you're pretty sweet lester and you make me laugh and i enjoy reading your post...you just have a way of getting everyone else started...for me, sometimes, that makes a bad day more bearable and for that, i truly and whole heartedly thank you...:)

[Aggie]

See? I told you.

It's DUCK SEASON! :p

you keep this up and i may have to build you a shrine...oh and thanks for acknowledging my fabulous taste in music and films...if not men...<laughing>...you doth rocketh...;)

[Night Swordsman]

you keep this up and i may have to build you a shrine...oh and thanks for acknowledging my fabulous taste in music and films...if not men...<laughing>...you doth rocketh...;)

(Blushing BIG time now).

This has my vote for best new thread of the year. :)

[heystacy]

(Blushing BIG time now).

This has my vote for best new thread of the year. :)

It is a fun thread. Can it match our usual brand of silliness?

[Night Swordsman]

It is a fun thread. Can it match our usual brand of silliness?

In the immortal spirt of that wise zen philosopher Bob The Builder:

"Can we do IT? YES WE CAN!" :D

[Lester C.]

It is a fun thread. Can it match our usual brand of silliness?

You'll note that she doesn't have a crush on you! Obviously this is a woman of great taste and distinction when it comes to men.

[Tommy]

I have a crush on someone. :D

[Night Swordsman]

You'll note that she doesn't have a crush on you! Obviously this is a woman of great taste and distinction when it comes to men.

Psst. I DO believe that heystacy is OFF the market,iirc. Aggie probably already knew that,being the nice person she is. :)

[Lester C.]

Psst. I DO believe that heystacy is OFF the market,iirc. Aggie probably already knew that,being the nice person she is. :)

I don't think his Alex P. Keaton blow up doll counts as being off the market!

[heystacy]

You'll note that she doesn't have a crush on you! Obviously this is a woman of great taste and distinction when it comes to men.

Whatever. :p

Papergirl loves me. :p :p

[Lester C.]

I have a crush on someone. :D

Dude, you know Monkey Joe isn't real right?

[heystacy]

Psst. I DO believe that heystacy is OFF the market,iirc. Aggie probably already knew that,being the nice person she is. :)

Thanks Night. A true hero. :)

[Night Swordsman]

I don't think his Alex P. Keaton blow up doll counts as being off the market!

Um...i do believe you are confusing it with YOUR Alex P. Keaton doll. :p



And yes,i know who APK is. I watched the entire show when i was YOUNG. :rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

Whatever. :p

Papergirl loves me. :p :p

She would!:mad: All kidding aside I miss Bev and I hope she comes out her very painful week a stronger brighter happier person.

[heystacy]

I don't think his Alex P. Keaton blow up doll counts as being off the market!

Like your blow up Pikachu doll is any better. If I hear that"Team Rocket" slogan again... :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Whatever. :p

Papergirl loves me. :p :p

PeeG is a sweetie. I hope she shows back up on here when she can. Any one who loves cats like her deserves alot of happiness. :)

And heystacy? You forgot again..didn't you.
Lester = PUPPIE

[Night Swordsman]

Thanks Night. A true hero. :)

Awww. First Aggie makes me blush and then you make me smile.

Good thing Lester is here to keep me from becoming a total wreck. :)

[mgs]

Send them each a dead rat, with the following note attached:

&quot;Unlike this rat, my love for you will never die.

Will you go to the prom wth me?

Signed, Angelina Aggie&quot;

LOL!! :D
ten characters.....

[Lester C.]

Thanks Night. A true hero. :)

I thought I was your hero.:mad:

Happy trails hero.

[heystacy]

Awww. First Aggie makes me blush and then you make me smile.

Good thing Lester is here to keep me from becoming a total wreck. :)

Lester's no good. Throw him back. ;)

lol

[heystacy]

I thought I was your hero.:mad:

Somedays you're king, other days you're yesterdays scrap heap.

Besides I think Night would help me out of a burning building. You'd just laugh and say "is it hot enough for ya?":mad:

[Lester C.]

Somedays you're king, other days you're yesterdays scrap heap.

Besides I think Night would help me out of a burning building. You'd just laugh and say "is it hot enough for ya?":mad:

I'd be too busy running like hell to be laughing at anybody. I am NOT the stuff that heroes are made off. I wish I were but I'd be lying to myself.

[Night Swordsman]

Sad as it is,i would be looking for a blanket and water,soaking it,and come to heystacy's rescue. Because all the Latte joints would miss him. :)

[Tommy]

Dude, you know Monkey Joe isn't real right?

At least he despenses helpful advice.

[heystacy]

I'd be too busy running like hell to be laughing at anybody. I am NOT the stuff that heroes are made off. I wish I were but I'd be lying to myself.

I was, of course joking. I'm not in your neck of the woods. You'd never reach me in time. ;)

[heystacy]

I'd be too busy running like hell to be laughing at anybody. I am NOT the stuff that heroes are made off. I wish I were but I'd be lying to myself.


Stoopid double post.

[bert]

awwww. . .

(snif)

I'm adorable. . I hear it all the time, so I've started to believe it :(





I'll just sit over here in my Rick Olney pitty-party hat.

[Night Swordsman]

At least he despenses helpful advice.

Tommy. I need you to understand this,more than anything i have ever said to you. I mean this.

Monkey Joe will always live on,inside your heart. NO ONE,not even the Lester,can take away the fun times you and he had.

I loved that squirrel too.:(
I admit it:
I am a HUGE Squirrel Girl fan. Please do not boo me.

[Night Swordsman]

awwww. . .

(snif)

I'm adorable. . I hear it all the time, so I've started to believe it :(





I'll just sit over here in my Rick Olney pitty-party hat.

Bert. YABS would NOT be YABS without you. Reading your posts,i just feel dumb and inadequate to usually comment to you and do not feel that i am worthy most of the time to respond. You have more creativity in your little pinky than i have in my whole body.

You rock. Come back and join the YABS party. :)

[stealthwise]

It is a slow Friday night....

But it's about to heat up... ask Night if he has some lube first though, I tend to chafe.

[Night Swordsman]

But it's about to heat up... ask Night if he has some lube first though, I tend to chafe.

Ummmm. No.

[stealthwise]

Ummmm. No.

You used it all up!? You selfish bastard!

- stealthwise, making all kinds of wrong

[Sarah Beach]

He doesn't even post here, and Gail hasn't said that much about him, but I think I could very easily have a crush on her husband -- I mean, the man goes to comic book conventions with her! He's obviously a keeper!

:)

Other than that.... a crush? Hmmmm. Dinno. There are quite a lot of very intelligent and funny guys here (which appeals to me). But, alas, so many of them are already taken! *sniff*

[Night Swordsman]

You used it all up!? You selfish bastard!

- stealthwise, making all kinds of wrong

Umm. Nope. I never bought any. Sorry.

I think you have me confused with heystacy and lester. :rolleyes:

Also,i am very single and available,i work full time,and i love animals. Only because Sarah thinks we are all taken. :D

[MacQuarrie]

This is a message board.There is no interaction,they do not care about you in real life and people might think of this as simple fun and games.

You could not be more wrong. I personally know at least four couples who met and married at CBR. When my dad died, CBR people shared my mourning. When one guy's computer broke down, we passed the hat and paid to fix it. When another guy's family was broke and facing eviction, we passed the hat and raised some money for them. I've hired people here, referred others to jobs, had dinner with some and drank with more.

There is much interaction, and we do care about each other. I've met some of my best friends here.

[Aggie]

just gonna kick back w/ one of cam's beers and watch the story unfold...i mean the whole lube thing took an unforeseen turn...:D

[Aggie]

awwww. . .

(snif)

I'm adorable. . I hear it all the time, so I've started to believe it :(





I'll just sit over here in my Rick Olney pitty-party hat.

yes you are...and you prove that not everyone from texas is a war-mongering right boob...;)

[Night Swordsman]

yes you are...and you prove that not everyone from texas is a war-mongering right boob...;)

AMEN. Between you,bert,and Richard and Chris from Zeus,i have completely changed my mind on texas. It is strange in a GOOD way now. Even if it is a alien planet.

[heystacy]

Umm. Nope. I never bought any. Sorry.

I think you have me confused with heystacy and lester. :rolleyes:

Also,i am very single and available,i work full time,and i love animals. Only because Sarah thinks we are all taken. :D

You are so introuble for that comment.

*smacks Night in the back of the head with rolled up newspaper*

[WhiteRose]

yes you are...and you prove that not everyone from texas is a war-mongering right boob...;)

Now hang on just one minute. Has anyone's boobs started conflict of any kind lately? Why should Texas have all the fun anyway?

I know that mine have been quiet for AT LEAST 10 minutes.

[Lester C.]

Now hang on just one minute. Has anyone's boobs started conflict of any kind lately? Why should Texas have all the fun anyway?

I know that mine have been quiet for AT LEAST 10 minutes.

I never EVER want you to talk about your boobs ever again.:mad:

[Infra-Man]

All this crushing stuff has got me all soft inside like I'm made of peeps.

So... ummm... Like, does anyone wanna check out a B-musical double-bill today? Mickey Rooney's in one of them. I'm a snappy dresser, I enjoy art and kitsch, my personal hygeine is beyond reproach, and I have a first name that'd be really hip if I lived in the 19th century. I also look good in derbies and bowlers.

[WhiteRose]

I never EVER want you to talk about your boobs ever again.:mad:

Lester, my boobs are saying they want world domination. They are truly WAR-MONGERING BOOBS.

And that you have to die first. Apparently those least likely to succeed as heroes actually DO succeed so you'll have to be eliminated. Sorry, I'm just the warm body behind the girls.

[Lester C.]

Lester, my boobs are saying they want world domination. They are truly WAR-MONGERING BOOBS.

And that you have to die first. Apparently those least likely to succeed as heroes actually DO succeed so you'll have to be eliminated. Sorry, I'm just the warm body behind the girls.

I hope that you find someone who you think of as a younger sibling talking about their sex life. That will be my revenge on you.:mad:

[WhiteRose]

I hope that you find someone who you think of as a younger sibling talking about their sex life. That will be my revenge on you.:mad:

We're talking about my boobs, not my sex life. My boobs have had nothing to do with my sex life for the past 3 months.

[Hybrid2]

I never EVER want you to talk about your boobs ever again.:mad:

I do.
So Quiet

And i gess i got a crush on Whiterose.DarkGalaxie and Karen El. :o

[sk716]

He doesn't even post here, and Gail hasn't said that much about him, but I think I could very easily have a crush on her husband -- I mean, the man goes to comic book conventions with her! He's obviously a keeper!

:)

Other than that.... a crush? Hmmmm. Dinno. There are quite a lot of very intelligent and funny guys here (which appeals to me). But, alas, so many of them are already taken! *sniff*

Scott is awesome! I could see how he would be very crush worthy.

All this crushing stuff has got me all soft inside like I'm made of peeps.

So... ummm... Like, does anyone wanna check out a B-musical double-bill today? Mickey Rooney's in one of them. I'm a snappy dresser, I enjoy art and kitsch, my personal hygeine is beyond reproach, and I have a first name that'd be really hip if I lived in the 19th century. I also look good in derbies and bowlers.

Okay, so now I have to know, what's your first name?

[BlairH]

I miss the Sabrinaset.

Yep. Same here.

Other than Sabrinaset, I'd have to say Samurai and Bri. Isn't it obvious?

[Lester C.]

Yep. Same here.

Other than Sabrinaset, I'd have to say Samurai and Bri. Isn't it obvious?

Don't forget your real life buddy Gaz.

[Infra-Man]

Okay, so now I have to know, what's your first name?

Hubert. I think people only name pets Hubert these days, and there have been a couple of times when I introduced myself to people and theyd reply "Oh wow, I had a grandfather/great-great grandfather named Hubert."

[sk716]

Hubert. I think people only name pets Hubert these days, and there have been a couple of times when I introduced myself to people and theyd reply "Oh wow, I had a grandfather/great-great grandfather named Hubert."

Hubert J. Farnsworth
http://www.spurgeonworld.com/blog/images/farnsworth.jpg

[Infra-Man]

Hubert J. Farnsworth
http://www.spurgeonworld.com/blog/images/farnsworth.jpg

Ahh, Futurama... thanks for reminding me. Better than being named Zoidberg, I guess... though that's a last name.

[TomStillwell]

If I were still a single man YABS would be a lush garden of crushes for me.

[bert]

thanks for the kind words, folks. . . .(yay me!).

oh, and I realized that I didn't post who I crush on . . .although I've admitted it before, I believe:

4th Pip is sexy as all hell.

(I wouldn't throw him outta bed, unless he wanted to fuck on the floor).



of course, that's just a physical crush. . . .

a "one-night-stand crush" if you will

:)

[Lester C.]

thanks for the kind words, folks. . . .(yay me!).

oh, and I realized that I didn't post who I crush on . . .although I've admitted it before, I believe:

4th Pip is sexy as all hell.

(I wouldn't throw him outta bed, unless he wanted to fuck on the floor).



of course, that's just a physical crush. . . .

a "one-night-stand crush" if you will

:)

Bert I love you and Pip but I so did not need that image in my head.

[bert]

Bert I love you and Pip but I so did not need that image in my head.

In your image . . . . who's on top?


(cause Pip is sexy enough, I'd flip if he wanted :p)

[Lester C.]

In your image . . . . who's on top?


(cause Pip is sexy enough, I'd flip if he wanted :p)

Why don't you just throw Elvis Guy in there somewhere and reverse direction of my lunch that I had a few minutes ago.

[Aggie]

We're talking about my boobs, not my sex life. My boobs have had nothing to do with my sex life for the past 3 months.


then something has gone terribly awry...having them is definitely on the "up" side to being a woman...i love breasts...i love looking at them and feeling them...and it's comments like those that makes everyone think i'm a dude...but yeah...if your boobs are intent on world domination i guess that's a second best to having a sex life...;)

i'm having such a sexy time right now...:D

[hellokittykat]

Les, am I your big sister or your little sister? I know I'm a few months older than you but I'm afraid that you might be more mature than I am.

[Lester C.]

Les, am I your big sister or your little sister? I know I'm a few months older than you but I'm afraid that you might be more mature than I am.

You switch back and forth from being older to being younger. And you are SIX months older which is more than a few you old bat.

[Linkara]

I'm hot for Peeg and Gail, but then again who isn't? ^_~

[ElvisGuy]

Why don't you just throw Elvis Guy in there somewhere and reverse direction of my lunch that I had a few minutes ago.

HEY !! Howd I get involved in all this ?!!

[hellokittykat]

You switch back and forth from being older to being younger. And you are SIX months older which is more than a few you old bat.

Respect your elders, punk!

[Night Swordsman]

Now hang on just one minute. Has anyone's boobs started conflict of any kind lately? Why should Texas have all the fun anyway?

I know that mine have been quiet for AT LEAST 10 minutes.

WELCOME BACK WhiteRose! I MISSYMISSYMISSED YOU! <Huggles>

[Night Swordsman]

You are so introuble for that comment.

*smacks Night in the back of the head with rolled up newspaper*

OW!! My SPLEEN!

[Night Swordsman]

I never EVER want you to talk about your boobs ever again.:mad:

Um,i never thought i would say this,but speak for YOURSELF,Lester!

Le Sigh(smiles at WhiteRose!).

[Night Swordsman]

We're talking about my boobs, not my sex life. My boobs have had nothing to do with my sex life for the past 3 months.

Part of me is curious

And part of me remembers what that does to the cat...:rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

Respect your elders, punk!

I'm older than all of ya,so neener.

Um...nevermind.

[heystacy]

OW!! My SPLEEN!

*Smacks Night again*

[Night Swordsman]

*Smacks Night again*

OWWW! My OTHER Spleen! :p

[heystacy]

OWWW! My OTHER Spleen! :p

Go to your room!

[Night Swordsman]

Go to your room!

Will my house do? =P

[heystacy]

Will my house do? =P

Find a corner smarty pants.

[Kyuubi]

Lester, my boobs are saying they want world domination. They are truly WAR-MONGERING BOOBS.

And that you have to die first. Apparently those least likely to succeed as heroes actually DO succeed so you'll have to be eliminated. Sorry, I'm just the warm body behind the girls.



So, women really are just talking boobs!


My High school gym teacher was right.

[Night Swordsman]

Find a corner smarty pants.

Hey,this is NOT the Blair House.

You are acting a little witchy today. Or something that rhymes with that. :p

(Pulls HelloKitty's tail again,because it's cute,and RUNS).

[hellokittykat]

So, women really are just talking boobs!


My High school gym teacher was right.

I hope someone called him a dickhead for that.

[Night Swordsman]

So, women really are just talking boobs!


My High school gym teacher was right.

No. He/She was not right.

They are also adorybubble. Siiiiiiiiigh.

This is starting to be a theme for me today. :rolleyes:

PS: Your Gym teacher is a dickhead.

[heystacy]

Hey,this is NOT the Blair House.

You are acting a little witchy today. Or something that rhymes with that. :p

(Pulls HelloKitty's tail again,because it's cute,and RUNS).

You're having fun. Too much fun. :evilangry

[hellokittykat]

You're having fun. Too much fun. :evilangry

Yeah, notice that Nightie is the one pulling my tail and yet he called you witchy!

[Kyuubi]

My gym teacher is nonexistent, it was just a joke.


and there's something really odd about a grown man using the word "adorybubble".

[Night Swordsman]

You're having fun. Too much fun. :evilangry

A&W Root Beer.
Skittles.
My Comics are here.
I'm off WORK.

Damn RIGHT i am having too much fun. :p

[hellokittykat]

My gym teacher is nonexistent, it was just a joke.


and there's something really odd about a grown man using the word "adorybubble".

You poor thing! Growing up without a gym teacher!:(

[heystacy]

Yeah, notice that Nightie is the one pulling my tail and yet he called you witchy!

Yes. He's been bad of late. I fear he's gone under some dark influence.

[heystacy]

A&W Root Beer.
Skittles.
My Comics are here.
I'm off WORK.

Damn RIGHT i am having too much fun. :p

And they say coffee gets people wired.

Do we have to take away the goodies from you Night?

[Night Swordsman]

Yeah, notice that Nightie is the one pulling my tail and yet he called you witchy!

I can HONESTLY and TRULY say i think your tail is not only ALOT cuter,but it is also the cats meow! <Yank! & Runs off again> Purrr!

[Night Swordsman]

My gym teacher is nonexistent, it was just a joke.


and there's something really odd about a grown man using the word "adorybubble".

I may be a adult,but i am 100% a kid at heart! :) Keeps me young.

[MacQuarrie]

I'm older than all of ya,so neener.

Um...nevermind.

I was older than all of them before you were born.

[Kyuubi]

You poor thing! Growing up without a gym teacher!:(


I had gym teachers, but they were more of the "I want to teach, but I don't want to read" kind.

[Night Swordsman]

And they say coffee gets people wired.

Do we have to take away the goodies from you Night?

HELL to the NO! =)

Be mean to me. Ok. But touch my skittles,my root beer,or my comics,or call me Dottie and u Diiiiiiiie(been watching Animaniacs again!). :p

[Night Swordsman]

I was older than all of them before you were born.

Yes,but i can not help it if the extinction event that was supposed to wipe out the dinosaurs missed one or two of you. :p

[heystacy]

HELL to the NO! =)

Be mean to me. Ok. But touch my skittles,my root beer,or my comics,or call me Dottie and u Diiiiiiiie(been watching Animaniacs again!). :p

You are so wired. Now I know why you don't drink coffee. :eek:

[hellokittykat]

You are so wired. Now I know why you don't drink coffee. :eek:

He's ruining my hypothesis that sugar doesn't effect childrens as much as we are lead to believe!

[Night Swordsman]

You are so wired. Now I know why you don't drink coffee. :eek:

EXACTAMUNDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[MacQuarrie]

Yes,but i can not help it if the extinction event that was supposed to wipe out the dinosaurs missed one or two of you. :p

It only got all the dumb know-it-all kids. The more mature of us were smart enough to duck.

[heystacy]

He's ruining my hypothesis that sugar doesn't effect childrens as much as we are lead to believe!

I think Night is unique. I think he's reached that ultimate sugar buzz. Comming off that ain't pretty.

[hellokittykat]

It only got all the dumb know-it-all kids. The more mature of us were smart enough to duck.

I thought that you jumped the moment it hit the ground:confused:

[MacQuarrie]

It was a long time ago. I'm old and senile now.

[Night Swordsman]

It was a long time ago. I'm old and senile now.

NOW? ...JUST now??? :p

[Night Swordsman]

I think Night is unique. I think he's reached that ultimate sugar buzz. Comming off that ain't pretty.

That is called "sleep". Then i wake up and do it all over again.

[Hybrid2]

I'm hot for Peeg and Gail, but then again who isn't? ^_~

GAH!!

How could i forget to them.:eek:


ok not realy have a crush on Gail.

but Papergirl.

Woah.

[Night Swordsman]

GAH!!

How could i forget to them.:eek:


ok not realy have a crush on Gail.

but Papergirl.

Woah.

Everyone Crushes on Peeg. She is the sassy one. :)

In a side note: I have WON! They have all left. Kitty,heystacy,Hybrid,Lester...I AM the LAST YABS STANDING! MUAHAHAHA! I RULE THIS thread in my iron grasp! I now pronounce myself Threadruler for life! My first order of business: Make sure all the comics come out on time! MUAHAHAHAHAH!

Second is to pet my kittens.

Third...eat jellybeans.

Fourth...pet the kittens again,but this time while drinking root beer...at the SAME TIME!

Um...ok...time to go..will figure out the other stuff later

[hellokittykat]

No more jelly beans for Nightie.

[Corrina]

I hope that you find someone who you think of as a younger sibling talking about their sex life. That will be my revenge on you.:mad:


I've heard from my younger sibling about her sex life. Didn't bother me.

Sex. Good for endorphins and all that stuff.

[Matt Doc Martin]

I've heard from my younger sibling about her sex life. Didn't bother me.

Sex. Good for endorphins and all that stuff.

Mmmm...sex and stuff......

[Lester C.]

I've heard from my younger sibling about her sex life. Didn't bother me.

Sex. Good for endorphins and all that stuff.

The reason you feel that way and the reason why I feel my way is because I'm a man and you're a woman and yes I know how sexist that sounds. In general I really do think that women are superior to men in every form of human communication possible, so you can actually talk to your younger brother about his sex life but that just doesn't work for guys. We want to keep our head under the sand and pretend our daughters and sisters are life long virgins if at all possible.

[hellokittykat]

The reason you feel that way and the reason why I feel my way is because I'm a man and you're a woman and yes I know how sexist that sounds. In general I really do think that women are superior to men in every form of human communication possible, so you can actually talk to your younger brother about his sex life but that just doesn't work for guys. We want to keep our head under the sand and pretend our daughters and sisters are life long virgins if at all possible.

Crap.
Lester made a valid point.

It's true. My brother is younger than I am and I'll bet that he still thinks of me as a virgin. It probably makes it easier when he is hanging out with my husband anyway. He won't be thinking 'geez, this is the guy that's banging my sister-yuck!'.

[Joshua Pantalleresco]

The reason you feel that way and the reason why I feel my way is because I'm a man and you're a woman and yes I know how sexist that sounds. In general I really do think that women are superior to men in every form of human communication possible, so you can actually talk to your younger brother about his sex life but that just doesn't work for guys. We want to keep our head under the sand and pretend our daughters and sisters are life long virgins if at all possible.

As far as I can tell that's not true in canada. It's actually a more normal thing up there to just talk about it and move on. The way we look at it, it's a better alternative than finding out on the streets. Put it to you this way, I've had more than my fair share of sex conversations with the opposite sex, including with both my sister and my mom. Really, sex is sex. It's no big deal. Women are just more detailed about it.

JP

[Lester C.]

Crap.
Lester made a valid point.

It's true. My brother is younger than I am and I'll bet that he still thinks of me as a virgin. It probably makes it easier when he is hanging out with my husband anyway. He won't be thinking 'geez, this is the guy that's banging my sister-yuck!'.

This is what I'm saying. I could have done without the above post. Now I'm about to make a punk noddle display by throwing up all over my laptop.

[Cream Filled Taco]

I'm crushing on Dark Galaxy, cuz I can touch her boobs without getting in trouble.

[Lester C.]

As far as I can tell that's not true in canada. It's actually a more normal thing up there to just talk about it and move on. The way we look at it, it's a better alternative than finding out on the streets. Put it to you this way, I've had more than my fair share of sex conversations with the opposite sex with both my sister and my mom. Really, sex is sex. It's no big deal.

JP

Well it doesn't work that way Stateside but it could just be me. Lord knows I've been debunked of much of what I originally thought to be the gospel truth. The older I become the more I realize that I don't know much and what I do know is wrong so really I know nothing.

[hellokittykat]

This is what I'm saying. I could have done without the above post. Now I'm about to make a punk noddle display by throwing up all over my laptop.

I have to protest here! I know I have a filthy mind but that was a perfectly clean post that I made! I was, heaven help us all, admitting that you were right...punknoodles!:eek:

[heystacy]

Well it doesn't work that way Stateside but it could just be me. Lord knows I've been debunked of much of what I originally thought to be the gospel truth. The older I become the more I realize that I don't know much and what I do know is wrong so really I know nothing.

Well, I don't like to talk about sex with either sibling, but it has been done before without any of us running out of a room trying to poke out our eyes and eardrums.

[Night Swordsman]

I have to protest here! I know I have a filthy mind but that was a perfectly clean post that I made! I was, heaven help us all, admitting that you were right...punknoodles!:eek:

<yanks the kitty tail because she said punknoodles! then runs off laughing>

hehehehhehehehhehehehe. :p

[Lester C.]

I have to protest here! I know I have a filthy mind but that was a perfectly clean post that I made! I was, heaven help us all, admitting that you were right...punknoodles!:eek:

You used the phrase banging my sister and damn you for making me check your post twice to make sure that phrase was in there.:mad:

[stealthwise]

I hope someone called him a dickhead for that.

In all fairness, he lived in different times (the 90s).

[Corrina]

Lester is right only in the point that I wouldn't hear this from my younger brother because I don't have one. :)

I have not, however, ever heard about my older brother's sex life. But the only things he talks about are cars and, um, cars. Okay, maybe NASCAR.

And he can talk and he's very, very smart. I know this because when he's drunk, he's very chatty.

I'll make a note next time he's drunk to ask him about his sex life. Or, er, not since he's in the middle of a divorce...

But I will say men seem to react this way. I"m on a small private loop with mostly girls and two guys. One guy likes to hear about sexual escapes. But he's crushing on us. The other guy views us like siblings, and he gets all squicked out. So we warn him now.

[Aggie]

wow...puns, boobs, and sexual exploits oh my!!...definitely more than i bargained for when i started this thread...:D

[hellokittykat]

wow...puns, boobs, and sexual exploits oh my!!...definitely more than i bargained for when i started this thread...:D

Every thread on YABS basically boils down to one of those three eventually.;) Especially the puns!

[Aggie]

Every thread on YABS basically boils down to one of those three eventually.;) Especially the puns!

the puns i expect, but the others...we are living in some sexy times...:D

[heystacy]

Every thread on YABS basically boils down to one of those three eventually.;) Especially the puns!

Word. Also, guilty as charged. :D


This post was pun free.

[heystacy]

the puns i expect, but the others...we are living in some sexy times...:D

Does this make YABS the grindhouse forum? :eek: ;)

[Lester C.]

Word. Also, guilty as charged. :D


This post was pun free.

Not really. A pun is

Usually, the humorous use of a word or phrase to suggest two or more meanings at the same time.

Guilty as charged had a double meaning therefore you made a pun even if you didn't mean too. Like all addicts you just can't help yourself.

[Kyuubi]

Lester Carthan: Joke Killer



heystacy's right, this is a grindhouse forum.

[Lester C.]

Lester Carthan: Joke Killer



heystacy's right, this is a grindhouse forum.

What's worse is I can't tell when other people are joking. For instance I had a relative a few years ago tell me he was going to prison and wanted some advice. I thought he was kidding so I told him to garb his butt cheeks at all time and not to bend over in the shower. He hung up on me. It turns out he wasn't kidding.

[heystacy]

What's worse is I can't tell when other people are joking. For instance I had a relative a few years ago tell me he was going to prison and wanted some advice. I thought he was kidding so I told him to garb his butt cheeks at all time and not to bend over in the shower. He hung up on me. It turns out he wasn't kidding.

Lester. You could have asked, "are you serious?" Perhaps "Awww damn. What for?" Based on his response, you make a joke or give encouragement.

You are also guilty as charged!

[Lester C.]

Lester. You could have asked, "are you serious?" Perhaps "Awww damn. What for?" Based on his response, you make a joke or give encouragement.

You are also guilty as charged!

I am guilty. My problem is that my sense of humor is much darker than everyone else. As a result stuff I find funny most people don't and vice versa.

[Aggie]

Lester Carthan: Joke Killer



heystacy's right, this is a grindhouse forum.

then i say we institute thunderdome rules... 2 enter, one leaves...:evilsmile


What's worse is I can't tell when other people are joking. For instance I had a relative a few years ago tell me he was going to prison and wanted some advice. I thought he was kidding so I told him to garb his butt cheeks at all time and not to bend over in the shower. He hung up on me. It turns out he wasn't kiddin

okay...i know it's kinda wrong...but i almost fell out of my chair after reading this...:o

[Kyuubi]

Joke Killer and Guilty As Charged, playing back to back at the GRINDHOUSE!

[Aggie]

Joke Killer and Guilty As Charged, playing back to back at the GRINDHOUSE!

i know i'd pay to see it...now who's gonna wear the machine gun leg??

[Kyuubi]

Just a sec.




Hey Lester, wanna play catch the ax?

[heystacy]

I am guilty. My problem is that my sense of humor is much darker than everyone else. As a result stuff I find funny most people don't and vice versa.

Weird. You find my humor (and avatar) dark, and were repelled by the Thanksgiving trailer in Grindhouse. What do you consider "dark."

[Cam63]

This is a message board.There is no interaction,they do not care about you in real life and people might think of this as simple fun and games.

Well, that was fuckin' rude.

[heystacy]

i know i'd pay to see it...now who's gonna wear the machine gun leg??

Joke Killer sounds like a slasher story. Guilty as Charged soulds like a prison movie. Me like!

[Dark Galaxy]

I'm crushing on Dark Galaxy, cuz I can touch her boobs without getting in trouble.

Awww.

Baby, you always say the sweetest things.

[Cam63]

Just how long did he work for Hallmark before he got fired ?

[MacQuarrie]

Um...ok...time to go..will figure out the other stuff later
It should be obvious. Jet-packs all around!

Duh.

[MacQuarrie]

Well it doesn't work that way Stateside but it could just be me. Lord knows I've been debunked of much of what I originally thought to be the gospel truth. The older I become the more I realize that I don't know much and what I do know is wrong so really I know nothing.
You are at the beginning of wisdom. Congratulations.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Just how long did he work for Hallmark before he got fired ?

I had such winners as:

Hey, I hear it's your birthday!
Have a good one, ya old fuck!

[Cam63]

" I'm sorry for your loss, but when they say ' Swim between the flags ', they aint fuckin' around ! "

[Aggie]

" I'm sorry for your loss, but when they say ' Swim between the flags ', they aint fuckin' around ! "

damn...is it that rough in oz??...:eek:

[Cam63]

We're a " work in progress " when it comes to sensitivity and we loves dark humour.

[Lester C.]

Dark Galaxy has the greatest and most fitting avatar of all time.

[Aggie]

We're a " work in progress " when it comes to sensitivity and we loves dark humour.


is that why you unleashed paul hogan on an unsuspecting american populace??...;)

[Cream Filled Taco]

Dark Galaxy has the greatest and most fitting avatar of all time.

<---- excuse me?

[sk716]

<---- excuse me?

Fabulous!!!

[Metronome35]

When I saw the thread title, I didn't think it'd be about infatuation. I thought the full title would be "YABS crushes puny humans".

[Night Swordsman]

Nah! We kill with kindness around here! :p


I love you ALL! With lots of huggles and snuggles!

(((GROUP HUGGLES)))

[Cam63]

is that why you unleashed paul hogan on an unsuspecting american populace??...;)

We were pretty cruel in the '80s.

[Cam63]

When I saw the thread title, I didn't think it'd be about infatuation. I thought the full title would be "YABS crushes puny humans".

Only to make our bread.

[Night Swordsman]

We were pretty cruel in the '80s.

and the 90s and the 00s. :p

[Cam63]

Some trends stick around.

*Gives Night a wedgie*

...See ?

[Night Swordsman]

Some trends stick around.

*Gives Night a wedgie*

...See ?

OW! You hurt my SPLEEN! OW! :p

[Shades0077]

I had such winners as:

Hey, I hear it's your birthday!
Have a good one, ya old fuck!

Hey, I bought that one!

And now my mom has disowned me. Thanks a lot, jerk!

[Cream Filled Taco]

Hey, I bought that one!

And now my mom has disowned me. Thanks a lot, jerk!


"I hear your mom disowned you.
Don't feel bad....

....I heard she was kind of a whore anyway."

[Shades0077]

"I hear your mom disowned you.
Don't feel bad....

....I heard she was kind of a whore anyway."

How did you know what card my dad got me?

[Cream Filled Taco]

How did you know what card my dad got me?

"I heard your dad's a heartless asshole.

Good thing you're adopted!"

[Shades0077]

"I heard your dad's a heartless asshole.

Good thing you're adopted!"

And the one I got from my brother too?

[Cream Filled Taco]

And the one I got from my brother too?

"I heard your brother is going into counseling.

Now you've got mom all to yourself."

[Cam63]

" Jesus loves you. A good thing too, 'cause the rest of us hate your guts. "

[Cam63]

Seriously, I like all of you guys' greeting card style.

[Reverend Smooth]

As far as I can tell that's not true in canada. It's actually a more normal thing up there to just talk about it and move on. The way we look at it, it's a better alternative than finding out on the streets. Put it to you this way, I've had more than my fair share of sex conversations with the opposite sex, including with both my sister and my mom. Really, sex is sex. It's no big deal. Women are just more detailed about it.

JP
My experiences exactly. Talking about sex with the family was no big deal. (I'm french-canadian.)

[cedardryad]

This is a message board.There is no interaction,they do not care about you in real life and people might think of this as simple fun and games.


Not cool. I met my fiance on a message board. I was totally in love with his intelligence and his humor. I encourage dating and crushes via message boards, not through dating sites. People there are weird.

[Cam63]

Not cool. I met my fiance on a message board. I was totally in love with his intelligence and his humor. I encourage dating and crushes via message boards, not through dating sites. People there are weird.

...and does he have a blonde goatee ?

[Matt Doc Martin]

Not cool. I met my fiance on a message board. I was totally in love with his intelligence and his humor. I encourage dating and crushes via message boards, not through dating sites. People there are weird.

To be fair, people are weird everywhere. I applaud love wherever you find it. Unless it is a sheep-porn site. Those people are freaks.

[Aggie]

To be fair, people are weird everywhere. I applaud love wherever you find it. Unless it is a sheep-porn site. Those people are freaks.


i gonna ask what the um...kids would look like...but then i realized that would be referring to goats...and i think that's where we really need to draw the bestiality line...

[heystacy]

i gonna ask what the um...kids would look like...but then i realized that would be referring to goats...and i think that's where we really need to draw the bestiality line...

My guess is they would look real baaad. :rolleyes:

Ok I can feel the collective groan on that one.

*runs away*

[Aggie]

My guess is they would look real baaad. :rolleyes:

Ok I can feel the collective groan on that one.

*runs away*

that was rather...gruff...<slinks back into the corner...>

[Night Swordsman]

that was rather...gruff...<slinks back into the corner...>

Ooo! Slinky!

What walks down stairs and tumbles in pairs and makes a slinkity sound?

Everyone knows its Slinky! :D

[Shades0077]

"I heard your brother is going into counseling.

Now you've got mom all to yourself."

Well, she is a whore....

[heystacy]

that was rather...gruff...<slinks back into the corner...>

You get my goat. :eek:

[Cream Filled Taco]

Well, she is a whore....

"Happy Mother's day, Mom!

I broughts the condoms!"

[Aggie]

You get my goat. :eek:

just as long as it isn't...horny...:evilsmile

[Aggie]

Well, she is a whore....


"Happy Mother's day, Mom!

I broughts the condoms!"


oh so wrong...but funny as all hell...which is were the 2 of you will be spending all eternity...<laughing>...good times...

[heystacy]

just as long as it isn't...horny...:evilsmile

Water under the bridge now.

[stealthwise]

Water under the bridge now.

Dude.

You call your... you know... a BRIDGE?

:eek:

[heystacy]

Dude.

You call your... you know... a BRIDGE?

:eek:

Are you trolling? ;)

The puns get worse people.

[stealthwise]

Are you trolling? ;)

The puns get worse people.

There's no way I'm living under THAT thing!

For one, the infrastructure is completely unsound, and it tends to, um, sag when it's not supported.

[heystacy]

There's no way I'm living under THAT thing!

For one, the infrastructure is completely unsound, and it tends to, um, sag when it's not supported.

It's sweaty down there too. :o

[Cam63]

Hey, look... Mushrooms !

[heystacy]

Hey, look... Mushrooms !

Ha. Fungus is among us.

[Lester C.]

Ha. Fungus is among us.

So does this mean you have a yeast infection. See, I can pun too damn it.:mad:

[heystacy]

So does this mean you have a yeast infection. See, I can pun too damn it.:mad:

Ok that pun went over my bread.

[Lester C.]

Ok that pun went over my bread.

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s315/Sonicma7/Breadcat.jpg

[Lester C.]

Ok that pun went over my bread.

Like bread you muse rise in order to grasp these things. Speaking of bread rising to the occasion....:evilsmile (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/cristianexx/f_8b3c800090fa.gif)

[heystacy]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s315/Sonicma7/Breadcat.jpg

Your lack of pun skills dissapoints me Lester. :(

[heystacy]

Like bread you muse rise in order to grasp these things. Speaking of bread rising to the occasion:evilsmile (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/cristianexx/f_8b3c800090fa.gif)

I guess I have to wheat for you to catch me. lol

[Lester C.]

I guess I have to wheat for you to catch me. lol

Now that I fixed the link this post takes on a whole new meaning.:eek:

[heystacy]

Now that I fixed the link this post takes on a whole new meaning.:eek:

Yer humors a litte rye.

[Lester C.]

Yer humors a litte rye.

And yours falls flat. :D

[heystacy]

And yours falls flat. :D

I make dough. :D

[Night Swordsman]

I make dough. :D

(puts a lil white chef hat on heystacy,and then pokes him in the gut with my finger and listens to him say "ooOOo"). Yep. Pillsbury. I kneeded to know that. ;)

[heystacy]

(puts a lil white chef hat on heystacy,and then pokes him in the gut with my finger and listens to him say "ooOOo"). Yep. Pillsbury. I kneeded to know that. ;)

That was half baked. ;)

[Lester C.]

That was half baked. ;)

As usual you're fully baked when it comes to the truth as this is the only half baked that matters.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/half_baked.gif

[Night Swordsman]

That was half baked. ;)

I didn't expect you to roll over.

I was just wheating for my chance.

Not loafing around,was i.

No simple reply would do,something fresh from the oven.

No crust here.

Nope,i knew this couldn't be stale like 3 day old bread.

I knew if i did not have it in me,i would be toast.

Or at the least you would give me a good swift kick in the biscuits! :eek:

So i had to sandwhich them together

Because i knew the result would be better than sliced bread!

And the look on your face,THAT would be my bread and honey!

And no need to pay me,man. Your bread is not needed here.

Add this all up,and you get yourself a baker's dozen :D .

[Lester C.]

I didn't expect you to roll over.

I was just wheating for my chance.

Not loafing around,was i.

No simple reply would do,something fresh from the oven.

No crust here.

Nope,i knew this couldn't be stale like 3 day old bread.

I knew if i did not have it in me,i would be toast.

Or at the least you would give me a good swift kick in the biscuits!

So i had to sandwhich them together

Because i knew the result would be better than sliced bread!

And the look on your face,THAT would be my bread and honey!

And no need to pay me,man. Your bread is not needed here.

And this all up,and you get yourself a baker's dozen :D .

Night say good night. I'm sorry but I had to toast:D your ass for all the bad puns. Heystacy is next.:)

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r263/spec_ops_wife816/jump26fire.jpg

[Night Swordsman]

Night say good night. I'm sorry but I had to toast:D your ass for all the bad puns. Heystacy is next.:)

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r263/spec_ops_wife816/jump26fire.jpg

Oooo! Toasty! Your just trying to butter me up! But i will not let my anger Rise to the occasion. I will just sit and wait,and strike when you yeast expect it. :D Till then,Goodrye!


A baker's half dozen for you,Lester Puppie.

[heystacy]

As usual you're fully baked when it comes to the truth as this is the only half baked that matters.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/half_baked.gif

You're gonna milk that for all its worth now.

[heystacy]

I didn't expect you to roll over.

I was just wheating for my chance.

Not loafing around,was i.

No simple reply would do,something fresh from the oven.

No crust here.

Nope,i knew this couldn't be stale like 3 day old bread.

I knew if i did not have it in me,i would be toast.

Or at the least you would give me a good swift kick in the biscuits! :eek:

So i had to sandwhich them together

Because i knew the result would be better than sliced bread!

And the look on your face,THAT would be my bread and honey!

And no need to pay me,man. Your bread is not needed here.

Add this all up,and you get yourself a baker's dozen :D .

As usual, good sir, you are the toast of the town. Cheers to you.

[Night Swordsman]

As usual, good sir, you are the toast of the town. Cheers to you.

After 13 and 7 puns about bread to you and lester,i DAMN well better be!

Until i hear a equal response from one of you,i have muffin to say.

(Make that 21 now...)

:rolleyes:

Can we go back about talking about crushes. I had a huge one for awhile on Allyson Hannigan. Like i remember this one time in band camp... :p

[heystacy]

After 13 and 7 puns about bread to you and lester,i DAMN well better be!

Until i hear a equal response from one of you,i have muffin to say.

(Make that 21 now...)

:rolleyes:

Can we go back about talking about crushes. I had a huge one for awhile on Allyson Hannigan. Like i remember this one time in band camp... :p

Leave your flute outta this thread. :eek:

Half your puns don't count. You stacked them like pancakes on top of each other.

[Night Swordsman]

Leave your flute outta this thread. :eek:

Half your puns don't count. You stacked them like pancakes on top of each other.

Going against the grain,eh?

And yet,your puns are short-stacked compared to mine. And you have yet to wheat my appetite. I do believe i am on a roll. And dough you not forget it. :D


Seriously..can we talk crushes than puns...i can dough this all night,and i rather not spend my few hours of non-work-captivity today spending it in a pun war...sigh.

Crushes? Yes?:) Truce?

[heystacy]

Going against the grain,eh?

And yet,your puns are short-stacked compared to mine. And you have yet to wheat my appetite. I do believe i am on a roll. And dough you not forget it. :D


Seriously..can we talk crushes than puns...i can dough this all night,and i rather not spend my few hours of non-work-captivity today spending it in a pun war...sigh.

Crushes? Yes?:) Truce?

Pun war? Never thought of it that way. It was good ole yabs silliness.

Anywhoo. What crush are we talking?

[Night Swordsman]

Pun war? Never thought of it that way. It was good ole yabs silliness.

Anywhoo. What crush are we talking?

(Points to the NAME OF THE THREAD we are on) That one. Aggie has a crush on Lester and Cam.

Those luckies. No one ever crushes on us punsters. :(

I honestly can not think of another celebrity i really had a crush on. Sigh.

[Infra-Man]

Sorry to butt in, but I think everyone in this thread needs to listen to music and have a drink. Might I suggest:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00009Y3QW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V47185253_SS500_.jpg

and some

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/hfbe207.jpg

and yes, I've got nuthin'

[Night Swordsman]

Sorry to butt in, but I think everyone in this thread needs to listen to music and have a drink. Might I suggest:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00009Y3QW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V47185253_SS500_.jpg

and some

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/hfbe207.jpg

and yes, I've got nuthin'

I would of gone with REM instead ;) but whatever works.

And i love strawberry Crush,but everyone looks at me like i am from a distant planet when i ask about it. Sigh.

Mmmm Strawberry. All good things come in Red. ;)

[Kyuubi]

Can't. . . take. . . anymore. . .shtick. . .

[heystacy]

(Points to the NAME OF THE THREAD we are on) That one. Aggie has a crush on Lester and Cam.

Those luckies. No one ever crushes on us punsters. :(

I honestly can not think of another celebrity i really had a crush on. Sigh.

I though your comment on the first page was good enough. :D

I have a few celeb crushes:

Vanessa Williams
Cree Summer
Seven of Nine (ok I am a geek for her).

[Night Swordsman]

Can't. . . take. . . anymore. . .shtick. . .

YAH! The bird is almost DONE!

Dinner soon! :evilsmile

[heystacy]

YAH! The bird is almost DONE!

Dinner soon! :evilsmile

Hey, you have a hidden streak.

I am again impressed. :evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

Seven of NINE????

For me,she ruined Voyager. Could not stand her,but at least it brought the Borg back.

I can not think of a single woman from a sci-fi show that i had a crush on. Some girls i thought were really pretty,but nothing i would say is a crush. Probably because i know in the back of my head it is just a role,not themselves.

[Night Swordsman]

Hey, you have a hidden streak.

I am again impressed. :evilsmile

I just play nice with others. Ducks are fai..no..NO puns..ducks are fair targ...GRRR.

JUST GET THAT DUCK! :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

Seven of NINE????

For me,she ruined Voyager. Could not stand her,but at least it brought the Borg back.

I can not think of a single woman from a sci-fi show that i had a crush on. Some girls i thought were really pretty,but nothing i would say is a crush. Probably because i know in the back of my head it is just a role,not themselves.

It was my geek out crush. It wasnt Jerry Ryan, but I liked the character.

[heystacy]

I just play nice with others. Ducks are fai..no..NO puns..ducks are fair targ...GRRR.

JUST GET THAT DUCK! :rolleyes:

Ahhh. You almost broke your own truce.

[Night Swordsman]

The closest character i can name off the top of my head would be Kaylee,played by Jewel Staite,or Trance,played by Laura Bertram,from Andromeda.

Seriously,i think it was the poise in their characters than i found attractive.