YABS Crushes...

[Night Swordsman]

Ahhh. You almost broke your own truce.

Grrr. To paraphrase the world's greatest philosopher,Jack Burton,SON OF A DUCK MUST PAY! :evilsmile

[heystacy]

Grrr. To paraphrase the world's greatest philosopher,Jack Burton,SON OF A DUCK MUST PAY! :evilsmile

You are turning to the dark side. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

You are turning to the dark side. :eek:

I just think ducks and most birds are fo..NO. NOT going THERE. GRRRRR!

ARRRRRRR!

All i would need is big red flamming caps and i would be Lesterized. :rolleyes:

[heystacy]

I just think ducks and most birds are fo..NO. NOT going THERE. GRRRRR!

ARRRRRRR!

All i would need is big red flamming caps and i would be Lesterized. :rolleyes:

Deep breaths dude. lol

[Night Swordsman]

Deep breaths dude. lol

I am much better..my baby kitten,who is also a kitten named baby :p ,is now sitting on my lap,purring,after eating all my leftover pasta. She is such a cutie. Awww.

All calmed down now. I may even let the duck live...may....:evilsmile

[Aggie]

<kicks back w/ a rum and coke>...you fellas have driven me to drink...as you were...:D

[heystacy]

I am much better..my baby kitten,who is also a kitten named baby :p ,is now sitting on my lap,purring,after eating all my leftover pasta. She is such a cutie. Awww.

All calmed down now. I may even let the duck live...may....:evilsmile

You are getting worse by the day. This is unknighly night. :p

[heystacy]

<kicks back w/ a rum and coke>...you fellas have driven me to drink...as you were...:D

Night called a cease fire. You can stop drinking now.

*Put that glass down aggie* lol

[Aggie]

Night called a cease fire. You can stop drinking now.

*Put that glass down aggie* lol

that's good to know...the whole bread thing damn near sent me over the edge (HA!)...soooo...7 of nine huh...betcha that stint on boston public and the republican husband killed that fantasy for ya...;)

[Shisho]

The closest character i can name off the top of my head would be Kaylee,played by Jewel Staite,or Trance,played by Laura Bertram,from Andromeda.

Seriously,i think it was the poise in their characters than i found attractive.

That's it? Really? I'm surprised. One of the reasons why my boyfriend and I love Joss Whedon so much is that he's good about putting in characters we can both crush on. He loves every girl on Firefly (even the bad ones), but I'm stuck on Mal. *swoon*

Big hugemongous crush on Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn and Ewan McGregor in just about anything. Oh, and I have a rule that any movie where Christian Bale has a sword is crushworthy. (Reign of Fire, Equilibrium, Batman Returns.)

[Lester C.]

Night called a cease fire. You can stop drinking now.

*Put that glass down aggie* lol


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As a token of peace I'm offering you and Night this bread basket. Just ignore the beeping/ticking sound in the center of the basket. That's just our Chicago bread baskets roll.:cool: I can honestly say that since it's free you'll be getting the biggest bang for your buck.:evilsmile

[WhiteRose]

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As a token of peace I'm offering you and Night this bread basket. Just ignore the beeping/ticking sound in the center of the basket. That's just our Chicago bread baskets roll.:cool: I can honestly say that since it's free you'll be getting the biggest bang for your buck.:evilsmile

I just had a lovely conversation today with a friend regarding Maple Syrup guns. Naturally, it turned to nailing pancakes to the wall for target practice (pikelets for the more advanced users) and Scone Grenades. Our arsenal is delicious, and beats hands down your ticking bread basket of doom.

Incidently, it's only effective against evil and little old grannies.

[Aggie]

As a token of peace I'm offering you and Night this bread basket. Just ignore the beeping/ticking sound in the center of the basket. That's just our Chicago bread baskets roll.:cool: I can honestly say that since it's free you'll be getting the biggest bang for your buck.:evilsmile


that's a bad lester, bad lester...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

that's good to know...the whole bread thing damn near sent me over the edge (HA!)...soooo...7 of nine huh...betcha that stint on boston public and the republican husband killed that fantasy for ya...;)

Geek crush come in two modes: It stops after the show, or deny everything after the show. I fogort about her after Voyager. lol

I have a few more puns, but I'll keep them to myself.

[heystacy]

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As a token of peace I'm offering you and Night this bread basket. Just ignore the beeping/ticking sound in the center of the basket. That's just our Chicago bread baskets roll.:cool: I can honestly say that since it's free you'll be getting the biggest bang for your buck.:evilsmile

Didn't y'all have gansters up in Chicago ripping stuff up back in the day?

Night will have all of the basket. :evilsmile

[Lester C.]

Didn't y'all have gansters up in Chicago ripping stuff up back in the day?

Night will have all of the basket. :evilsmile

He can have the whole case. In fact you can call him a basket case.:D or a bread basket if you prefer.

And by the way we still have gangsters, we just call them Aldermen such and such.

[hellokittykat]

He can have the whole case. In fact you can call him a basket case.:D or a bread basket if you prefer.

And by the way we still have gangsters, we just call them Aldermen such and such.

Y'all are going to get popped in your respective bread baskets* if you don't knock it off.


*Let me just clear this up right now Lester. FYI bread basket=stomach.

[Lester C.]

double post.

[Lester C.]

Y'all are going to get popped in your respective bread baskets* if you don't knock it off.


*Let me just clear this up right now Lester. FYI bread basket=stomach.

No it doesn't. A bread basket is much lower than the stomach.:eek:

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[Aggie]

Geek crush come in two modes: It stops after the show, or deny everything after the show. I fogort about her after Voyager. lol

I have a few more puns, but I'll keep them to myself.

then i think my geek crushes are in fact full blown obsessions...but in my defense, i've never boiled anyone's bunny or rode on a roller-coaster w/ their kids...:D

[heystacy]

He can have the whole case. In fact you can call him a basket case.:D or a bread basket if you prefer.

And by the way we still have gangsters, we just call them Aldermen such and such.

You're not loafing around with the puns.

When you say alderman, I think of the one from the TV show Good Times. He was crooked too.

[heystacy]

then i think my geek crushes are in fact full blown obsessions...but in my defense, i've never boiled anyone's bunny or rode on a roller-coaster w/ their kids...:D

Thank goodness Aggie. lol I was gonna say Lester and Cam was gonna be in for it.

[Lester C.]

Night called a cease fire. You can stop drinking now.

*Put that glass down aggie* lol

What? Night called a cease fire and Aggie stopped drinking. That's it! I'm going on strike.:mad:

[heystacy]

What? Night called a cease fire and Aggie stopped drinking. That's it! I'm going on strike.:mad:

You always go on strike. Why don't you make a sammich and chill. :D

[Aggie]

Thank goodness Aggie. lol I was gonna say Lester and Cam was gonna be in for it.

oh my all crushes are chaste and innocent...it's the shrine building that you worry about...;)


What? Night called a cease fire and Aggie stopped drinking. That's it! I'm going on strike

hey, there's still half a bottle left...although...i'm feeling particularly winey tonight...:)

[Night Swordsman]

That's it? Really? I'm surprised. One of the reasons why my boyfriend and I love Joss Whedon so much is that he's good about putting in characters we can both crush on. He loves every girl on Firefly (even the bad ones), but I'm stuck on Mal. *swoon*

Big hugemongous crush on Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn and Ewan McGregor in just about anything. Oh, and I have a rule that any movie where Christian Bale has a sword is crushworthy. (Reign of Fire, Equilibrium, Batman Returns.)

I just have a hard time in crushing on someone based on the character they play,since that usually is not who they are. I have seen Allyson Hannigan on talk shows and she is VERY different from Willow. Same thing with the other two actresses.

I much rather crush on "Real" people,rather than actors who i will never meet.
Someone i can have conversations with and enjoy the conversations.
Or in otherwords,i rather be emotionally and intellectually stimulated by a woman than physically. I have known too many "beautiful" women who turned out to be only pretty on the outside.

Reason i love YABS. The girls on here ROCK. NO exceptions.
(except Cam in drag).

[Night Swordsman]

oh my all crushes are chaste and innocent...it's the shrine building that you worry about...;)




hey, there's still half a bottle left...although...i'm feeling particularly winey tonight...:)

I am usually the Designated Driver when i am with friends. They buy my sodas,i make sure they get home safe(and THEY pay for upholstrey cleaning if they throw up in my car...so far this has never been needed...:) ).

And did i mention i was single? ;) Oh Shrines! SHINY!

[Aggie]

I am usually the Designated Driver when i am with friends. They buy my sodas,i make sure they get home safe(and THEY pay for upholstrey cleaning if they throw up in my car...so far this has never been needed...:) ).

And did i mention i was single? ;) Oh Shrines! SHINY!


i still haven't learned how to drive so i guess that would make me the designated drinker...:D

but since i rarely drink to the point that i am puking i think i would be safe to drive with...as for the shrine, well...helga g. pataki is my role model...:evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

i still haven't learned how to drive so i guess that would make me the designated drinker...:D

but since i rarely drink to the point that i am puking i think i would be safe to drive with...as for the shrine, well...helga g. pataki is my role model...:evilsmile

You WILL have to wear the pink bow! :p

[heystacy]

oh my all crushes are chaste and innocent...it's the shrine building that you worry about...;)

lol


hey, there's still half a bottle left...although...i'm feeling particularly winey tonight...:)

Ohhh. That pun leaves me a little dry. ;)

[Aggie]

lol




Ohhh. That pun leaves me a little dry. ;)

oh put a a cork in it...:p

You WILL have to wear the pink bow!

just as long as i don't have to grow the uni-brow...:eek:

[Flamebird]

If YABS has one rule, it's this: DON'T BE A DICK!



Please try not to break it again.


Can I be a Dirk ?

I've always wanted to be a dirk. ;)

[Flamebird]

Originally Posted by bert
thanks for the kind words, folks. . . .(yay me!).

oh, and I realized that I didn't post who I crush on . . .although I've admitted it before, I believe:

4th Pip is sexy as all hell.

(I wouldn't throw him outta bed, unless he wanted to fuck on the floor).



of course, that's just a physical crush. . . .

a "one-night-stand crush" if you will


Bert I love you and Pip but I so did not need that image in my head.


Image, Hell; I want the video! :evilsmile ;)

[Kyuubi]

Can I be a Dirk ?

I've always wanted to be a dirk. ;)

No, but you can be a Clarence.



That or Reginald.

[Flamebird]

No, but you can be a Clarence.



That or Reginald.

Reginald it is, then.

No "It's a Wonderful Life " jokes for me, thanks.

[Cam63]

I just have a hard time in crushing on someone based on the character they play,since that usually is not who they are. I have seen Allyson Hannigan on talk shows and she is VERY different from Willow. Same thing with the other two actresses.

I much rather crush on "Real" people,rather than actors who i will never meet.
Someone i can have conversations with and enjoy the conversations.
Or in otherwords,i rather be emotionally and intellectually stimulated by a woman than physically. I have known too many "beautiful" women who turned out to be only pretty on the outside.

Reason i love YABS. The girls on here ROCK. NO exceptions.
(except Cam in drag).

I've never drag raced in my life.

...That shit ruins make up.

[Cam63]

Can I be a Dirk ?

I've always wanted to be a dirk. ;)

Go strap yourself to a Scotsman's thigh then.

[OzBat!]

Blair is more of a gun guy, and I'm already taken, sorry!

[Cam63]

Where were you took ?

[OzBat!]

Dad was born in Scotland, and I've been took all over NSW as well as dragged up to QLD by my wife and back down to Canberra...

[Cam63]

You must be very sore.

[hellokittykat]

Can I be a Dirk ?

I've always wanted to be a dirk. ;)

Really?
Well then... (http://www.prestonandsteve.com/audio/496.mp3)

[Cam63]

You sound much different than I imagined.

[hellokittykat]

You sound much different than I imagined.

Heh.
Goofball.:D

[Cam63]

I thought it was Arabic.

[hellokittykat]

I thought it was Arabic.

Close. It's Puppetry.

[cedardryad]

...and does he have a blonde goatee ?

No blonde goatee.

[Lester C.]

I thought it was Arabic.

You got something against Arabic?:mad:

[Flamebird]

I've never drag raced in my life.

...That shit ruins make up.

not to mention, it's hell on the heels. :rolleyes:

[Flamebird]

Go strap yourself to a Scotsman's thigh then.

Only if he's wearing a kilt.


Nah it'd never work. I'm Irish and you just can't mix liquor that way.

[shrike]

I have known too many "beautiful" women who turned out to be only pretty on the outside.



HEY! What's wrong with being only pretty on the outside???

[heystacy]

oh put a a cork in it...:p


Hey, that last wine comment cheesed me off. ;) :p

[Night Swordsman]

HEY! What's wrong with being only pretty on the outside???

Alot. It is like getting a beautiful wrapped christmas gift,only to discover that it is either empty or has something awful inside.

Give me a beautiful person on the inside ANYDAY. And i HAVE put my money where my mouth is in real life. Interior beauty is something people have that can not be faked,or at least not for long.

[Cam63]

You got something against Arabic?:mad:

I love all of Beer's creatures.

[Aggie]

Hey, that last wine comment cheesed me off. ;) :p


sorry if i was um...grating...:D


Alot. It is like getting a beautiful wrapped christmas gift,only to discover that it is either empty or has something awful inside.

Give me a beautiful person on the inside ANYDAY. And i HAVE put my money where my mouth is in real life. Interior beauty is something people have that can not be faked,or at least not for long.

we all look the same in the dark...:evilsmile

[shrike]

Alot. It is like getting a beautiful wrapped christmas gift,only to discover that it is either empty or has something awful inside.

Give me a beautiful person on the inside ANYDAY. And i HAVE put my money where my mouth is in real life. Interior beauty is something people have that can not be faked,or at least not for long.

Err... I was joking. Thanks for the explanation, though. ;)

[Night Swordsman]

Err... I was joking. Thanks for the explanation, though. ;)

Um...sure. I thought your joke sounded like a reasonable and intelligent question! NO FAIR tricking me! :p

PS: I am extremely gulliable. Seriously.

[Night Swordsman]

sorry if i was um...grating...:D




we all look the same in the dark...:evilsmile

NOW i am blushing! :o

[heystacy]

sorry if i was um...grating...:D

I Gouda been more understanding. ;)

[Flamebird]

I Gouda been more understanding. ;)

Maybe even been a bit less sharp?


The again, nights flirting does get a bit cheesy at times.

[MacQuarrie]

Um...sure. I thought your joke sounded like a reasonable and intelligent question! NO FAIR tricking me! :p

PS: I am extremely gulliable. Seriously.

Did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?

[Kyuubi]

For the love of God and all that is holy. . .



I can't take it anymore.

(not what Mac said)

[heystacy]

Maybe even been a bit less sharp?


The again, nights flirting does get a bit cheesy at times.

Ha. Don't get Night started. He will punish us all.

Since he has a cease punning he chedder not start.

[Flamebird]

Ha. Don't get Night started. He will punish us all.

Since he has a cease punning he chedder not start.

it IS pretty bad when he gets on a roll.

Thankfully he's just loafing around , now.

[heystacy]

it IS pretty bad when he gets on a roll.

Thankfully he's just loafing around , now.

Like I said, he butter not start spreading those puns all over the place.

[Cam63]

sorry if i was um...grating...:D

That was very gouda you.

[Cam63]

Like I said, he butter not start spreading those puns all over the place.

Marge woulda told us by now.

[Aggie]

Marge woulda told us by now.

now my stomach is churning...:eek:

[heystacy]

now my stomach is churning...:eek:

Curd you speak up. I didn't hear you.

[Aggie]

Curd you speak up. I didn't hear you.

i'm sorry...maybe you should turn your tv whey down so you can hear me...:p

[Cam63]

Dairy ask how far this will go ?

[heystacy]

Dairy ask how far this will go ?

We will milk this until it's dry.

[Aggie]

We will milk this until it's dry.

and that's no bull...

[heystacy]

and that's no bull...

Unless one of us cows out.

[WhiteRose]

Puns don't kill people, boys. People kill people.

*readies her wacking stick*

[Cam63]

Getting whacked by a stick ?

...Wooden you know it !?

*OW !*

[hellokittykat]

Puns don't kill people, boys. People kill people.

*readies her wacking stick*

I call my wacking stick 'Natasha'. And she's ready to chew bubble gum AND knock heads!

[Shisho]

*Gets her trusty ruler from a previous thread*

Me too! Me too! I wanna join the busting heads party! I love parties!

[hellokittykat]

*Gets her trusty ruler from a previous thread*

Me too! Me too! I wanna join the busting heads party! I love parties!

You got it!:)

[Flamebird]

*Gets her trusty ruler from a previous thread*

Me too! Me too! I wanna join the busting heads party! I love parties!


What about "blackheads"? zits not that easy to bust blackheads. :rolleyes:








*runs and hides*

[Weetomuncher]

Pop Dem Zits! :cool:

[Lester C.]

Pop Dem Zits! :cool:

I've never had a problem with zits and freckles. Sadly the same can't be said about dandruff and blackheads on the tip of my nose.:(

[heystacy]

Lordy, the punishers of the punishers are among us.

Everybody Run!

*scatters*

[Lester C.]

Lordy, the punishers of the punishers are among us.

Everybody Run!

*scatters*

Does this mean I get to put a cap in everyone's ass. Get it cap. That's a pun on the zit posts because all the creams used to treat them have caps.

[heystacy]

Does this mean I get to put a cap in everyone's ass. Get it cap. That's a pun on the zit posts because all the creams used to treat them have caps.

I think the pun punishers don't care for any blemishes they may leave.

Back to the topical.

Fleeeeeee!

[Night Swordsman]

So...are we still listing peoples crushes? Do people STILL have crushes? Is crush only good as orange,grape,or strawberry soda and a really bad alicia silverstone movie? Thoughts?

[heystacy]

So...are we still listing peoples crushes? Do people STILL have crushes? Is crush only good as orange,grape,or strawberry soda and a really bad alicia silverstone movie? Thoughts?

When they hit you don't say nothing.

[Night Swordsman]

When they hit you don't say nothing.

...ok..but if they hit me shouldn't i be saying "OW" instead of "nothing" anyway? :confused:

[Matt Doc Martin]

...ok..but if they hit me shouldn't i be saying "OW" instead of "nothing" anyway? :confused:

Let's find out.

*cracks knuckles*

[heystacy]

...ok..but if they hit me shouldn't i be saying "OW" instead of "nothing" anyway? :confused:

Speaking is what gets you hit. Don't complain, don't wince. Don't yell in pain. You knew it was on. :(

[Night Swordsman]

Speaking is what gets you hit. Don't complain, don't wince. Don't yell in pain. You knew it was on. :(

Ow! My SPLEEN! :p

[heystacy]

Ow! My SPLEEN! :p

You're gonna be saying that a lot.

[Night Swordsman]

You're gonna be saying that a lot.

Keep this up and i am going to use my super powers and summon LESTER to this thread! :p

[heystacy]

Keep this up and i am going to use my super powers and summon LESTER to this thread! :p

Please. I have the same power. :rolleyes:

Lester's being good, so I am not picking on him.

[Night Swordsman]

Please. I have the same power. :rolleyes:

Lester's being good, so I am not picking on him.

But i don't wanna be good! I wanna ICE CREAM! :p

[heystacy]

But i don't wanna be good! I wanna ICE CREAM! :p

Only good people have ice cream.

[Night Swordsman]

Only good people have ice cream.

ok i will be good. Pwomise.