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03-26-2007, 09:17 PM
To the shock of many Joey Mercury finally blew his top today. Tired of being jerked around by the company for the better part of 2 years , he finally went ape shit backstage. One sites already confirming that Mercury tried assaulting Stephanie McMahon. MNM is done as he was fired on the spot !
Onto RAW...
The Good
The show opens with Coach in the ring annoucing that tonights Lashley/McMahon match won't go as planned. Fans boo as he then annouces a NO DQ match involving the 2 and no outside interferance. Then the music hits as Stone Cold , Steve Austin hits the ring. He details that for the past week Coach has been sending him gifts and all to make a right decision.
Austin claims he's gonna call it down the middle and if Lashley tries anything he won't stop to toss him outta the corner by his ears and whup some ass ! The same goes for Umaga as he demonstrates in a corner as well.
They finish as Coach tries to get on Steve's good side. He however ends up pissin him off as he gets the KICK WHAM , STUNNER !! Then a beer bash as quick.
Backstage Steve gets in his pickup truck and goes to leave as he runs into Vinnie Mac arriving. Vince tries to be nice to Stone Cold but recieves a middle finger for the answer. After this Vince drags the limo driver out and kicks his ass. Substitute Mercury here and you can picture this is what Vince wants to do to Joey Mercury.
Jullian Hall is crossin over from Smackdown and teams with Melina and Victoria against Torrie Wilson,Candace Michelle and Ashley. Candace steals the show people....by god is that outfit legal ? Dammmnnn I mean visually stealing the show from the proposed person recieving a Diva push is wild.
Ashley's not so good in ring still . But they have Melina there so she won't look as terrible as she would against a Victoria ( as we see tonight) . Its a decent 6 man tag as Ashley gets the win.
Now its time for the CM Punk RAW audition. Tonights show is to see more or less how Punk does on the live A Show. And boy...did he bring the goods as the fans went massively crazy over this guy. He's the guy they really gotta decide whether to keep on New ECW and push him as that brands savior or move him. ( if he stays on New ECW he'll overshadow Lashley and thats a risk to him . Whats alarming is even with barely using him weeks back...he continues to overshadow Lashley ! )
The match against Kenny was pretty decent. The 2 exchanged some offense and did some good moves. The Chicago fans love The Punk. He nails the GO TO SLEEP on Kenny as fans make the count as well ! Post match Edge shows up to diss on Punk as the 2 seem destined to have a solid mic battle now.
Now its time for the 8 man MIB III Cutting Edge show. The 8 men are in ring as Edge is our host. He verbally castrates Matt Hardy . He delivers a good slap on Edge at the end. Then he goes to King BBOOOOOKKKKAAAA !! The King calls those with him peasants and all as Finley yanks the mic from Booker and is there for a f-ckin fight. Not this woman verbal battle. He calls Edge chisel chin.
Then the moment Erik I'm sure is shocked. Randy Orton gets a pop ! Yep Orton gets a mix of cheers and boos as he cuts a good mic promo against Edge saying he's ducked people for a month. Hell has frozen over as Randy Orton's career is saved.
Then we get Mr. KEEEEENNNNNNNEEDDDYYY. He gets cut off as the mic is yanked back by Edge. Who says " Yeah yeah , we know your name by now ."
Edge gets to Jeff Hardy as he does his silly wave and claims thats all he ever does anyhow. Jeff actually gets mic time and says it best that he's gonna steal the show as usual. Because no one does it better in a Ladder Match at Wrestlemania than him.
Finally it gets to CM Punk as the fans sorta make the decision for Edge. Punk has a smile on his face as Edge mocks his addiction to compitition line. As Punk says thus far all Edge's proven is he's addicted to running his mouth. Then he gets pushed into everyone as the wild brawl starts. The faces clear the ring as Edge watches , grinning at what he caused. They chase after him soon as they look up at him.
Backstage Maria interviews John Cena. Chicago is split on Cena like they were Orton. Punk is king of Chicago thus far. But John gets the mic and just cuts one hell of a slowly building intense promo. Cena's the man promo wise. He's so far ahead of Lashley and Batista mic wise.
Vince strides to the ring as now its time for him to face Lashley. If only Vince could clone himself and fued against Lashley on a weekly basis to keep him over as he wants. Soon he gets the mic as he guarentees he will pin Lashley. He then starts waving men down as Cade & Murdock run down and jump Lashley. Bobby destroys em with ease. Then as punishment for Mercury cleary , Nitro gets destroyed in quick fashion and even eats Lashley's finisher !
Of course had they ended it here it would have made Lashley look like f-cking Goldberg ! A pure ass kicking machine bent on destruction. But alas they got too smart for their own good.
Backstage we see Vince walking to his limo as Todd Grisham asks about his win. He taunts Todd and then has Eugene show up wearing a blond wig play Donald Trump. Poor Eugene as he feels his bald head and all.
The tag match is Mr.Kennedy/Randy Orton vs The Hardyz. The Hardyz are pretty popular as we see. I do feel for Matt , he's a better wrestler than Jeff but he just doesn't have the mic skills . Its a shame. Jeff I think can be charsimatic on the mic , he just needs mic time.
Anyhow Orton and Kennedy seem over matched til the end as Matt ends up tasting the sweet RKO from Randy Orton.
Jim Ross finally gets inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. We see a ton od clips and all as everyone praises Ross . Putting him over. I wonder what Kevin Dunn is thinking now ? Because after this your gonna have a hard job trying to replace Ross as he wanted.
Now I gotta question this....Khali vs Ric Flair ? Is this for real ? It last about a minute as Khali wants to kill Ric and Carlito makes the save. He starts killing Carlito as out comes Kane as those 2 start brawling. Khali gets scared and runs for the hills at the end.
Shawn cuts a decent promo as he says that Cena's all the guys he's ever faced wrapped into one. Dear lord....John Cena is THE BEYONDER now !
Its time for the Main Event as its Cena/HBK vs Taker/Batista. Lets play a game , how many rods is Batista hitting ? He nearly looks like he's gonna take a heat stroke walking to the ring ! No lie...his face looks like he's ran a 3 mile course as the sweat pours. If this guy takes a Wellness Test he's f-cked.
The match rolls along as near the end , Undertaker walks out on Batista paying him back for No Way Out . This leaves Batista ( The Incredible Hulk ) alone against Cena ( The Beyonder) and Shawn Micheals (Spiderman). The Beyonder f-cks up by giving Spiderman cosmic powers to beat the Hulk and ends up taking sweet chin music ! Shawn Micheals finally for the LOVE OF GOD turns heel . THANK GOD YES.
He does his cocky bragging as he taunts the fallen Cena after Batista wins. We watch Shawn do that smile as he walks up the rampway. This is the HBK we want. Not what we saw for weeks on TV. Loving John Cena. The fans seem pretty split on this turn.
The Bad Vince has always had this fault. At times he wants to look better on screen than his talents. Its both a hinderance and a help at times. Here he fell into the trap of deciding he should get old fashioned against the odds heat on Lashley and it goes against who or what Bobby Lashley was being built up the company to be.
Lashley should not have been destroyed. This man's supposed to be your next Goldberg. He should be kicking ass totally on all cylinders heading into Wrestlemania. This is whats hurt Lashley booking wise. He can't barely beat C-Level jobbers on the ECW Brand and the moment you got him destroying on a roll , catching on you go back to this old booking.
OVERALL: *** Outta 5. We get a good cross-over this week as we watch Punk/Kenny and Hardyz/Kennedy & Orton . Plus the awesome opening with Austin and Edge and the MIB III contenders stealing the show with a great promo. Decent show leading into Wrestlemania 23.
Onto RAW...
The Good
The show opens with Coach in the ring annoucing that tonights Lashley/McMahon match won't go as planned. Fans boo as he then annouces a NO DQ match involving the 2 and no outside interferance. Then the music hits as Stone Cold , Steve Austin hits the ring. He details that for the past week Coach has been sending him gifts and all to make a right decision.
Austin claims he's gonna call it down the middle and if Lashley tries anything he won't stop to toss him outta the corner by his ears and whup some ass ! The same goes for Umaga as he demonstrates in a corner as well.
They finish as Coach tries to get on Steve's good side. He however ends up pissin him off as he gets the KICK WHAM , STUNNER !! Then a beer bash as quick.
Backstage Steve gets in his pickup truck and goes to leave as he runs into Vinnie Mac arriving. Vince tries to be nice to Stone Cold but recieves a middle finger for the answer. After this Vince drags the limo driver out and kicks his ass. Substitute Mercury here and you can picture this is what Vince wants to do to Joey Mercury.
Jullian Hall is crossin over from Smackdown and teams with Melina and Victoria against Torrie Wilson,Candace Michelle and Ashley. Candace steals the show people....by god is that outfit legal ? Dammmnnn I mean visually stealing the show from the proposed person recieving a Diva push is wild.
Ashley's not so good in ring still . But they have Melina there so she won't look as terrible as she would against a Victoria ( as we see tonight) . Its a decent 6 man tag as Ashley gets the win.
Now its time for the CM Punk RAW audition. Tonights show is to see more or less how Punk does on the live A Show. And boy...did he bring the goods as the fans went massively crazy over this guy. He's the guy they really gotta decide whether to keep on New ECW and push him as that brands savior or move him. ( if he stays on New ECW he'll overshadow Lashley and thats a risk to him . Whats alarming is even with barely using him weeks back...he continues to overshadow Lashley ! )
The match against Kenny was pretty decent. The 2 exchanged some offense and did some good moves. The Chicago fans love The Punk. He nails the GO TO SLEEP on Kenny as fans make the count as well ! Post match Edge shows up to diss on Punk as the 2 seem destined to have a solid mic battle now.
Now its time for the 8 man MIB III Cutting Edge show. The 8 men are in ring as Edge is our host. He verbally castrates Matt Hardy . He delivers a good slap on Edge at the end. Then he goes to King BBOOOOOKKKKAAAA !! The King calls those with him peasants and all as Finley yanks the mic from Booker and is there for a f-ckin fight. Not this woman verbal battle. He calls Edge chisel chin.
Then the moment Erik I'm sure is shocked. Randy Orton gets a pop ! Yep Orton gets a mix of cheers and boos as he cuts a good mic promo against Edge saying he's ducked people for a month. Hell has frozen over as Randy Orton's career is saved.
Then we get Mr. KEEEEENNNNNNNEEDDDYYY. He gets cut off as the mic is yanked back by Edge. Who says " Yeah yeah , we know your name by now ."
Edge gets to Jeff Hardy as he does his silly wave and claims thats all he ever does anyhow. Jeff actually gets mic time and says it best that he's gonna steal the show as usual. Because no one does it better in a Ladder Match at Wrestlemania than him.
Finally it gets to CM Punk as the fans sorta make the decision for Edge. Punk has a smile on his face as Edge mocks his addiction to compitition line. As Punk says thus far all Edge's proven is he's addicted to running his mouth. Then he gets pushed into everyone as the wild brawl starts. The faces clear the ring as Edge watches , grinning at what he caused. They chase after him soon as they look up at him.
Backstage Maria interviews John Cena. Chicago is split on Cena like they were Orton. Punk is king of Chicago thus far. But John gets the mic and just cuts one hell of a slowly building intense promo. Cena's the man promo wise. He's so far ahead of Lashley and Batista mic wise.
Vince strides to the ring as now its time for him to face Lashley. If only Vince could clone himself and fued against Lashley on a weekly basis to keep him over as he wants. Soon he gets the mic as he guarentees he will pin Lashley. He then starts waving men down as Cade & Murdock run down and jump Lashley. Bobby destroys em with ease. Then as punishment for Mercury cleary , Nitro gets destroyed in quick fashion and even eats Lashley's finisher !
Of course had they ended it here it would have made Lashley look like f-cking Goldberg ! A pure ass kicking machine bent on destruction. But alas they got too smart for their own good.
Backstage we see Vince walking to his limo as Todd Grisham asks about his win. He taunts Todd and then has Eugene show up wearing a blond wig play Donald Trump. Poor Eugene as he feels his bald head and all.
The tag match is Mr.Kennedy/Randy Orton vs The Hardyz. The Hardyz are pretty popular as we see. I do feel for Matt , he's a better wrestler than Jeff but he just doesn't have the mic skills . Its a shame. Jeff I think can be charsimatic on the mic , he just needs mic time.
Anyhow Orton and Kennedy seem over matched til the end as Matt ends up tasting the sweet RKO from Randy Orton.
Jim Ross finally gets inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. We see a ton od clips and all as everyone praises Ross . Putting him over. I wonder what Kevin Dunn is thinking now ? Because after this your gonna have a hard job trying to replace Ross as he wanted.
Now I gotta question this....Khali vs Ric Flair ? Is this for real ? It last about a minute as Khali wants to kill Ric and Carlito makes the save. He starts killing Carlito as out comes Kane as those 2 start brawling. Khali gets scared and runs for the hills at the end.
Shawn cuts a decent promo as he says that Cena's all the guys he's ever faced wrapped into one. Dear lord....John Cena is THE BEYONDER now !
Its time for the Main Event as its Cena/HBK vs Taker/Batista. Lets play a game , how many rods is Batista hitting ? He nearly looks like he's gonna take a heat stroke walking to the ring ! No lie...his face looks like he's ran a 3 mile course as the sweat pours. If this guy takes a Wellness Test he's f-cked.
The match rolls along as near the end , Undertaker walks out on Batista paying him back for No Way Out . This leaves Batista ( The Incredible Hulk ) alone against Cena ( The Beyonder) and Shawn Micheals (Spiderman). The Beyonder f-cks up by giving Spiderman cosmic powers to beat the Hulk and ends up taking sweet chin music ! Shawn Micheals finally for the LOVE OF GOD turns heel . THANK GOD YES.
He does his cocky bragging as he taunts the fallen Cena after Batista wins. We watch Shawn do that smile as he walks up the rampway. This is the HBK we want. Not what we saw for weeks on TV. Loving John Cena. The fans seem pretty split on this turn.
The Bad Vince has always had this fault. At times he wants to look better on screen than his talents. Its both a hinderance and a help at times. Here he fell into the trap of deciding he should get old fashioned against the odds heat on Lashley and it goes against who or what Bobby Lashley was being built up the company to be.
Lashley should not have been destroyed. This man's supposed to be your next Goldberg. He should be kicking ass totally on all cylinders heading into Wrestlemania. This is whats hurt Lashley booking wise. He can't barely beat C-Level jobbers on the ECW Brand and the moment you got him destroying on a roll , catching on you go back to this old booking.
OVERALL: *** Outta 5. We get a good cross-over this week as we watch Punk/Kenny and Hardyz/Kennedy & Orton . Plus the awesome opening with Austin and Edge and the MIB III contenders stealing the show with a great promo. Decent show leading into Wrestlemania 23.