david r
03-24-2007, 10:20 AM
Create your own version of the eXiles. You can choose members from any dimension, alternate reality, or just skewer the 616 version.
Mine reads as follows:
Cyclops 2099: Scott Winters is the team leader, except his mutant power is to whine a lot. Secondary mutation: unable to sustain romantic relationship and always break their hearts.
Giant-Size Man-Thing: His name is Rico Gigantis, and he has the envious ability to pleasure women. A LONG TIME!! Paradise perhaps....except he can only "do" mutant women, he kills flatline females!
Dazzzler: Similiar to the 616 Allison Blair, except she also attracts any and all lesbians, who worship at her roller-skating feet!
! is her codename! I 's mutant power is to end each utterance with an ! . Just like in the old Marvel comics! Neat, huh!
New universe Gambit: Remy of this era is cajun as well. Except after years of eating cajun cooking, he can shoot cards out of his ass. Super-fast, and hotly charged, if you know what I'm sayin' !
Editor is the final member. His mutant power is to stifle all creativity and imagination from his fellow eXiles. He likes to force his own views on the eXiles and is a constant irritant. He was found in the "Bob Harras Universe" and the eXiles want to ditch him ever since.
Mine reads as follows:
Cyclops 2099: Scott Winters is the team leader, except his mutant power is to whine a lot. Secondary mutation: unable to sustain romantic relationship and always break their hearts.
Giant-Size Man-Thing: His name is Rico Gigantis, and he has the envious ability to pleasure women. A LONG TIME!! Paradise perhaps....except he can only "do" mutant women, he kills flatline females!
Dazzzler: Similiar to the 616 Allison Blair, except she also attracts any and all lesbians, who worship at her roller-skating feet!
! is her codename! I 's mutant power is to end each utterance with an ! . Just like in the old Marvel comics! Neat, huh!
New universe Gambit: Remy of this era is cajun as well. Except after years of eating cajun cooking, he can shoot cards out of his ass. Super-fast, and hotly charged, if you know what I'm sayin' !
Editor is the final member. His mutant power is to stifle all creativity and imagination from his fellow eXiles. He likes to force his own views on the eXiles and is a constant irritant. He was found in the "Bob Harras Universe" and the eXiles want to ditch him ever since.