Write the caption

[sk716]

I'm bored, so I propose a game, everybody offer up your own caption to the picture below. When this one isn't funny anymore, we find a new picture.











http://members.chello.nl/~t.verdonk/maf2.jpg

Vanilla Ice is still working the mic..

[Noah Johnson]

"Geez, this electric shaver works about as well as that damn home hairstyling kit."

[Kyuubi]

"I knew my doctor was wrong, that fall down the stairs didn't give me brain damage. Dammit, how do I get an outside line on this thing?"

[Spackling Compound]

After several long messages on his answering machine, Horton still refuses to hear a Who.

[Cam63]

J-Bolt's attempt to break into the music industry was met with surprising failure.

[PatrickG]

In the recording studio, a radical new look was modelled by super-star Madonna.

[HartyPotter]

"The winner of Living Room Idol!"

[sk716]

http://www.cstrike.de/screens/screens/screen-1093525009.jpg

"NO DAD!!!! I'm NOT leaving without Fluffy!!!!"

[Charles RB]

"No! I will not be seperated from my access to porn! I will not!"

[Kyuubi]

"LET ME GO, I finally got to level 50 in everquest!!!"

[stealthwise]

"Dammit, Billy, we're taking you to the doctor's to get you separated and then we're going to burn this computer so that something more important doesn't get stuck!"

[sk716]

I can't stop laughing!!! Wait till you see some of the other pictures I have stored up for this thread!!!

[Cam63]

But, Dad !!

I LOVE HER !!!

[kipster]

With God as my witness, I shall never be without internet access again!!!

[sk716]

http://213.157.66.202/00/15/09/29/1307879.jpg

"Guess what's in this cup, go ahead, guess."

[blackcanary_416]

"Thanks Mom for the new hat! Wheres Fluffy?"

[Charles RB]

Girl in pink shirt: "Moo hoo ha ha- nobody looking at this photo can see what I'm doing!"

[Brenz]

"Groundhogs? Yeah, I trap 'em. How'd you know? Oh, the glasses? Tips everyone off. Of COURSE I save the fat, where do you think this cup of custard comes from? 'Tain't but for the groundhogs that I'm able to survive the harsh Milwaukee winter, and many a cup of groundhog custard has seen a man to tomorrow, whatever his needs, be they emotional, nutritional or sexual..."

[Sean Walsh]

"Can you tell I have NO idea how to pleasure any of the women around me?"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

(MST3K Time!) "What's Anthony Michael Hall doing at the freshman mixer?"

[Dreadstar]

"How is it that I can wear the silly hat and glasses and still get to go home with the girl in the red sweater? Easy. . . I'm hung like a rhino."

[Noah Johnson]

"Boy, do the chicks ever dig my new haircut!"

[Kyuubi]

"...um...what exactly is your pet beaver doing?, because it feels like it's....OH GOD!!!!!!"

[Cam63]

http://213.157.66.202/00/15/09/29/1307879.jpg

Say all you like. It does wonders for the Siberian chicks !

[heystacy]

"Nothing beat a power mullet. :eek: "

[Cam63]

Power mullets. Heh.

Gotta love 'em :)

[sk716]

LMAO!!!!!

NEXT!!!! You guys are going to love this one :evilsmile













http://www.glasujzame.com/images/extra/pict2/normall/42149.jpg

And this is what Dad's shorts were like when I finally stopped the car.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Can you tell I've got a John Goodman fetish?"

[f. chong rutherford]

"What? Only one murder/rape in Identity Crisis? MAKE IT AN EVEN DOZEN!"

[Brenz]

"A young Mike Nelson knew he had found success as a comic. The evidence? His friend's drawers, post-revelry."

[Brenz]

Ladies and gentlemen...the perfect metaphor for politics!

[Sean Walsh]

Huh huh.......I made doody....

[Kyuubi]

"LOOK!, LOOK! Grandmas first bowel movement in 5 years, i'm so proud of her i'm going to hang it on the fridge."

[Cam63]

LMAO!!!!!

NEXT!!!! You guys are going to love this one :evilsmile

" Hmmm.... These belonged to the guy who woke up lying next to Courtney Love.

'Gotta be worth somethin' on ebay. "

[sk716]

It must be time for a new picture...

I'm not even going to try with this one...






http://student.ccbcmd.edu/~dmcca197/Otakon_Gallery_2/images/Bumblebee.jpg

[the4thpip]

It must be time for a new picture...

I'm not even going to try with this one...






http://student.ccbcmd.edu/~dmcca197/Otakon_Gallery_2/images/Bumblebee.jpg

Gustave had already eaten three nerdy girls in bumblebee costumes and was feeling quite full, but he was gonna go for one more anyway.

[Charles RB]

Man behind her: "Damn, that's what I was going to wear."

[Noah Johnson]

"I'm field-testing my theory that a girl at a comics con can get laid no matter WHAT she wears."

[founder81]

that

is

my

dream

girl

[Brenz]

Noah wins, but Pip gets huge credit for going straight for the guy behind her rather than the obvious subject matter at hand.

[heystacy]

I always wondered what happened to that girl from the Blind Mellon video.

[founder81]

It must be time for a new picture...

I'm not even going to try with this one...






http://student.ccbcmd.edu/~dmcca197/Otakon_Gallery_2/images/Bumblebee.jpg

"This could be you! Intern this summer."

[Sean Walsh]

Guy in back: "Mmmmmm....look at the trunk on that one..."

[stealthwise]

I got a good one.

"Sorry dude, you can't ride me unless you have a licen... oh, there it is! Well, that'll be $50!"

;)

[Cam63]

Her boots look like something you could cross a swamp in without sinking.

Were they developed by the military ?

[sk716]

The Military finally reveals the newest soldier in the war against terror.











http://samson.hurz.org/fun/ot8773.jpg

[Kyuubi]

After years of annoying kids, hungry cats, and evil vacuums, one hamster has finally been pushed beyond his breaking point and is looking for revenge. This summer, Cuddles the hamster is...HAMBO!

[Noah Johnson]

"SPCA shuts down WE3 fan film, two arrested."

[the4thpip]

http://samson.hurz.org/fun/ot8773.jpg
We've developped the perfect soldier... Now if we could only give him boots he could cross a swamp in....

[founder81]

Hamtaro...Gets...Pissed

[Sean Walsh]

"Watch out, Richard Gere.........I'M GOING IN!!!"

[sk716]

Wait, I have another one before I put up a new pic...

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting and this is for fun."

[sk716]

http://www.nemzetisport.hu/db/0C/C3/gn00000CC3.jpg

"What do you mean there's no water in the pool?"

[Gail Simone]

After several long messages on his answering machine, Horton still refuses to hear a Who.

You stole mine.

Gail

[Charles RB]

"Oh DAMN! I left the oven on!"

[Cam63]

"Watch out, Richard Gere.........I'M GOING IN!!!"

Isn't that what is referred to as " crack troops ? "

[Cam63]

http://www.nemzetisport.hu/db/0C/C3/gn00000CC3.jpg

" What's that weird whistling noise ? "

[Kyuubi]

I guess no one else is going to do it, so...




"CANNONBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL L!!!!!!"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Oh my God, she's seizing! Quick! Someone put a flipper under her tongue!"

[Dreadstar]

"Maxine begins to have doubts on her first visit to Zoltan, the Magnificent Aerial Gynocologist."

[Spackling Compound]

For the cannonball girl...

"Damnit! What a time for the Metamucil to kick in!"

[Spackling Compound]

You stole mine.

Gail

I don't know if I should be flattered or you should be embarrassed. I'm going with flattered!

:D

[sk716]

It must be time for a new picture.


http://horgieworld.com/kanhetnogharder.jpg

"See I told you Dad hates us!!!"

[Kyuubi]

"After the 6 hour drive to the lake, listening to the girls sing every song from the new Hilary Duff CD over and over again, dad decided to express his feelings in a very creative way."

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Oh, Dad's 'Nam flashbacks always ruin our trips."

[Cam63]

" Don't worry. We can pay Dad back when we get our tongues pierced next week. "

or...

Jimmy Hoffa's body made a most inopportune time to break free of the cement shoes...

[Spackling Compound]

"The Kroft Brothers realized too late that a live action remake of "Land of the Lost" with children was not such a good idea"

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.nemzetisport.hu/db/0C/C3/gn00000CC3.jpg

Sara realized, after having been tossed out of a fast moving plane to her inevitable death, to just have some fun while she was still a solid unsplattered mess on the ground far below.

[Sean Walsh]

http://horgieworld.com/kanhetnogharder.jpg

Dad told the kids not to play in the water mine infested side of the pond.

Now he had to start arranging their funerals.

[heystacy]

Did they have to free Willy today of all days?

[the4thpip]

http://horgieworld.com/kanhetnogharder.jpg

5 years later, when Lou-Ann ran for class president, a group called "Rubberboat Veterans For Troof" put an ad in the school newspaper claiming that not only was the water all calm that day, Lou-Ann also made her baby sister cry by calling her Barbie™ life-west "dorky."

[Spike-X]

http://www.nemzetisport.hu/db/0C/C3/gn00000CC3.jpg

"If I'd known they were putting a camera right there, I would have waxed more carefully!"

[sk716]

This one is something else...


http://www.alarmsbc.com/funny/fishing.jpg
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and watch him make an ass of himself.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Okay I'm in position, when they pull the van over you strike from the right.
This decoy idea was ingenius. Our new carjacking raquet will be a success.

[Kyuubi]

"Boy oh boy, I hope I get another one of them fish that looks like a chuck of street, thems is good eatin."

[Cam63]

:D Ahhhh, you're all too good :D

I love the4thpip's " Rubberboat Veterans' For Troof. " :)

[sk716]

What nobody wants to mock the guy fishing in a puddle? Geez, alright, this one ought to spark a few witty comments...

http://www.recordshack.org/bilder/site_pics/foto_shop.jpg
Record Shack was doomed from the beginning, the stores logo only seemed to encourage shoplifting.

(Aside: Why is there a moped in the window? It's a record store!!!)

[Kyuubi]

Original sign out front


---------------------------- Record Shack



For the businessman with a mid-life crisis that wants to feel young again.



------------------------Hey, at least we're honest

[Sean Walsh]

The original sign's subtitle was "Please break in and steal this moped.....we DARE YA!!"

[Noah Johnson]

Record Shack: We were Mod before Mike Myers made the word mean "retarded."

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Tonight, on 'Infamous Moments in Captioning History' we learn the true story of how some idiot stuck a scooter in a record shop window, and ruined one of the best chances for a humorous caption, ever."

[Spackling Compound]

For the fishing guy...

"Someone tell this weeder that he can't catch a buzz that way. It's not that kind of "pot" hole."

[sk716]

http://people.pinpoint.com/~dimarco/internet.jpg
"Why aren't these pages refreshing? And when I point there's nothing to click."

[Kyuubi]

"Well...at least it's better than AOL."

[Charles RB]

"What is this... Internet?"
"According to this, it's some sort of porn receptacle..."

[founder81]

What if....
the internet was invented in the 70's

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"The public at large thinking him defeated for the moment, Bill Gates returns to his infamous leftist radical roots as head of The Black Panther Party's newsletter."

[sk716]

http://ringtone.zyc-page.de/_saTa/images/pain.jpg

Fighting for truth, justice, and the candy bar way!!!

[Cam63]

" So what if I'll never be an Olympic champion !?

I GOT ALLLLLLLLLLL THE CHOC'LIT !!!! "

[Kyuubi]

"Look! It's "Chocolate Kid" and his ever faithful sidekick "The Human Belt Buckle"!"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"This photo was taken just before he wiped out a village of Oompa Loompas near the Khe Sanh."

[heystacy]

With this new invention, I'll never go hungry again. I am....Snackman

[Spackling Compound]

"Join the Navy and enjoy Fat Boys covered in Chocolate"

[Noah Johnson]

Everything that's wrong with American kids in one handy photo!

[Cam63]

"This photo was taken just before he wiped out a village of Oompa Loompas near the Khe Sanh."

But, but...they were on our side !

[sk716]

ROTFLMAO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/JaceSan/pic22593.jpg
Quarterback blitz on four, everybody ready, break.

[Cam63]

That's one pissed puss.

...And people wonder why their pets sometimes turn on 'em.

[Kyuubi]

Thinking

*Now i'm not afraid of him finding out that I pooped in his new Gucci shoes yesterday*

[heystacy]

That's cute. Commando Kitty.

[Kyuubi]

Another caption because I want to use this picture.

http://www.juggernautslair.com/images/forumpics/birthday.jpg
"Yeah man, you got wasted at last nights party, good thing i'm responsible and stayed sober so I could keep an eye.. on.. you.....

...what?

I have a what on my head?"

[the4thpip]

That's one pissed puss.


Don't you mean "sour"?

[the4thpip]

Oh, and here is Kitty's owner:
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/aki.liinalaakso/mary.jpg

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

On the lady "cat-owner" above: "When aluminum foil just won't cut it for blocking signals anymore!"

[sk716]

Oh, and here is Kitty's owner:
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/aki.liinalaakso/mary.jpg

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sk716]

Another caption because I want to use this picture.

http://www.juggernautslair.com/images/forumpics/birthday.jpg


"Screw the party, where are my presents?"

[sk716]

More silliness.

http://ircimages.com/ircimages/a/d/ad43d92d9ff2b0e0cd2dbd833894f996.jpg
Finally after years of searching our photographer snapped this photo of the elusive plant ninja.

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.juggernautslair.com/images/forumpics/birthday.jpg

Dude, it's not even my birthday.

[Sean Walsh]

http://ringtone.zyc-page.de/_saTa/images/pain.jpg

For some reason, Bobby was most surprised when the bullets penetrated his candy bar armor with considerable ease.

[Sean Walsh]

http://people.pinpoint.com/~dimarco/internet.jpg

It proved not to be very hard for Al Gore to convince an entire African nation that he had created *them* too.

[Cam63]

Another caption because I want to use this picture.

http://www.juggernautslair.com/images/forumpics/birthday.jpg



" Yeah... Laugh it up, partyboy... You're the one who's gunna be tied to a chair later on with an angry cat dancing up and down your chest and groin with his claws out. "

[sk716]

Oh, so plant ninja's not funny huh?
You pushed me into it, I wasn't going to post this one...







http://ircimages.com/ircimages/9/e/9e0e129141f5907e1b863db4454679b6.jpg
I'm too sexy for my Turtle costume, too sexy for my Turtle costume, so sexy it hurts!


--------------

Don't your eyes burn at the horror of it? I wish I didn't have to do that... but you made me do it...
:D :D :D

[Kyuubi]

Your last two pictures have come up as red x's, we can't make fun of what we can't see.

[Cam63]

Yup.

Red X = :confused:

[Spackling Compound]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040913/capt.lon80909131520.britain_palace_intrusion_lon80 9.jpg

Try this one out..hot off the press

[Cam63]

Geez, Adam West REALLY needs a gig.

[Kyuubi]

I am the shadow

I am the night

I am SCARED OF HEIGHTS! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

[Charles RB]

"Check out that stomach- flat as a pancake! And I owe it all to the Atkins Diet!"

[EdContradictory]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040911/capt.whre11109111723.bush_sept_11_anniversary_whre 111.jpg

[Kyuubi]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040911/capt.whre11109111723.bush_sept_11_anniversary_whre 111.jpg


"Hand over my heart? ok, umm...Laura, where is my heart?

...

don't look at me like that.

fine i'll just guess then."

[Charles RB]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040911/capt.whre11109111723.bush_sept_11_anniversary_whre 111.jpg

Blond man on far right: "Of all the time for my mobile phone to go off..."

[Tad Sivana]

No burrito left behind.

[Anim8r13]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040911/capt.whre11109111723.bush_sept_11_anniversary_whre 111.jpg

"Wull dang! I kin still belch the National Anthem."

[founder81]

Girl on Far left:

"Right...right??....right??...???" {I'll use both hands one has be right.}

[Sean Walsh]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040913/capt.lon80909131520.britain_palace_intrusion_lon80 9.jpg

Guy with walkie talkie: "So do we have confirmation that's not Prince Charles or not. Seriously, I can't tell, those ears are HUGE!"

[Sean Walsh]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040911/capt.whre11109111723.bush_sept_11_anniversary_whre 111.jpg

Dubya: "You do realize, Laura, that the second I moved my hand from my heart to my stomach for that one split second is the exact moment some caption writer snapped a picture of me and posted it to a website, right?"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Oh no, Kerry ran over my dog."

[Cam63]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040911/capt.whre11109111723.bush_sept_11_anniversary_whre 111.jpg

That chronic, uncomfortable feeling in the pit of your stomach won't go away ? Have you done something you feel guilty about, Mr. President...?

[Noah Johnson]

Bush moves his hand south to show two things: One, that he actually does understand symbolism, and two, that he doesn't really love America, but does want to screw it.

[Cam63]

Maybe he wanted to prove he can rub his belly and fart simultaneously ?

[sk716]

Your last two pictures have come up as red x's, we can't make fun of what we can't see.
That's weird, they're coming up on mine, I'll post links instead.

Cancel that, links don't work at all, it tells me the pages are forbidden.
If you really want to see them I'll do screen caps.

[sk716]

And since we've moved to mocking Bush...

http://www.lies.com/blog/archives/bush_sieg_heil.jpg
Heil? Maybe they all have speech impudence and are just trying to say hi. Heil, heil, why do I think I've heard that word, sounds Mexican...

[sk716]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040913/capt.lon80909131520.britain_palace_intrusion_lon80 9.jpg

Try this one out..hot off the press

Mr. Schumacher, good news, we finally tracked him down, we have him trapped on a ledge...
Yes sir, I'll give him the contracts, but I still don't think he'll sign.

[Kyuubi]

http://www.lies.com/blog/archives/bush_sieg_heil.jpg


"87? lower

60? no, lower

32? No, still lower.

Come on people, my IQ is a lot lower than that, did you guys not hear my OBGYN comment recently?"

[Cam63]

And since we've moved to mocking Bush...

http://www.lies.com/blog/archives/bush_sieg_heil.jpg

While tripping on some bad sheeit he took just before the Republican convention started, the President hallucinated he was Benny Hill and there was a short bald man standing in front of him...

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.lies.com/blog/archives/bush_sieg_heil.jpg

CBS News and Dan Rather's next expose piece: Bush is a Nazi!

"See, 'cause his arm is kinda in that position in this picture!"

[Charles RB]

Bush attempts to use the Vulcan nerve pinch.

[Noah Johnson]

The articulation on this new Bush action figure SUCKS!

[sk716]

Must be time for a new picture...


http://www.goldengate.hu/!stuff/kismalac/kepek////kabbe032.jpg
Bob asked for a laptop for his birthday, the kids made him this.

[Kyuubi]

http://www.goldengate.hu/!stuff/kismalac/kepek////kabbe032.jpg



"Evolution of the laptop was slow and sometimes painful, like for the man above who tested out the first attempt at a mobile computer and walked into oncoming traffic."

[The Second Evil]

http://www.goldengate.hu/!stuff/kismalac/kepek////kabbe032.jpg

Bob's homemade time machine was a little less sleeker than expected.

[Sean Walsh]

You'd think the weight of all this would tear Bob's arms right off at the shoulders, but as it turns out all that typing and complaining about STAR WARS on the Internet since 1997 has given his upper body muscles superhuman strength.

[Spackling Compound]

After 3 months of heavy online dating, Bob aka "JawaKill420" and "SuziQ69" decided to go out for a walk together.

[Cam63]

Must be time for a new picture...


http://www.goldengate.hu/!stuff/kismalac/kepek////kabbe032.jpg

Ummm... A geekmobile ?

[founder81]

http://www.goldengate.hu/!stuff/kismalac/kepek////kabbe032.jpg


The aliens were after him, but Bob was bound and determined to be one step ahead of them.

[sk716]

http://unsbrauchtkeiner.de/steffi/images/DSCF0110.jpg
The cleaning gremilins aren't gettin' my Comet this time.

[Kyuubi]

http://unsbrauchtkeiner.de/steffi/images/DSCF0110.jpg


"The mouse traps failed, the cat failed, the exterminator failed.

Now its time for my ultimate weapon, I haven't used deoderant in TWO MONTHS!

YOU'RE MINE NOW MOUSE!"

[founder81]

"The mouse traps failed, the cat failed, the exterminator failed.

Now its time for my ultimate weapon, I haven't used deoderant in TWO MONTHS!

YOU'RE MINE NOW MOUSE!"


And still, AND STILL the mouse won.

[Cam63]

http://unsbrauchtkeiner.de/steffi/images/DSCF0110.jpg
The cleaning gremilins aren't gettin' my Comet this time.

Hmmm... I just don't know whether to go the shaving cream up the nose, or to rip duct tape off his armpits... Decisions, decisions...

[sk716]

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/cat.jpg

Ha! That'll teach him to leave a glass of milk unguarded! Now, how the hell do I get out here?

[Cam63]

Now, that is way beyond cute :)

[Kyuubi]

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/cat.jpg


"When the frat boys learned the kitties name was Lager, they took it a little to literally."

[founder81]

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/cat.jpg

Ha! That'll teach him to leave a glass of milk unguarded! Now, how the hell do I get out here?

This photo was taken at the police station.
The kitten was saved just seconds before someone made a "kitty smoothie"

[Cam63]

Well, the customer complained the last drink didn't have a decent head on it...

[heystacy]

Starbucks releases their latest drink, "Kitty Mocachino." A tall is only $25.99 plus tax and tip.

[Cam63]

I've tried their coffee. Anything else in it would be an improvement.

Not cute widdle puddies, though :)

[the4thpip]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040920/capt.dn10109201907.state_fair_dn101.jpg

[Spackling Compound]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040920/capt.dn10109201907.state_fair_dn101.jpg

Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum, I likes my chest drilled and nibbling on a hicks bum!

[Brenz]

Thank gog the Lilliputian surgeon was there for the emergency tracheotomy!

[Noah Johnson]

Have you ever wondered what George W. Bush imagines when he masturbates?

Aren't you sorry you wondered now?

[Cam63]

" Hail to thuh chieeeeeeeeeeef, la la la la la la la la...."

That's what I think he imagines, Noah :D

[sk716]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040920/capt.dn10109201907.state_fair_dn101.jpg

Herman's freinds and family were shocked to recieve this image on the Christmas cards he sent.

[sk716]

http://pics.face-pic.com/pics/t/w/twunks.25.jpg
Did you say Spaceballs 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kyuubi]

http://pics.face-pic.com/pics/t/w/twunks.25.jpg


"Paris Hilton is a celebrity? The dumps I leave on the carpet have more talent than her."

[Cam63]

...and they have a more likable personality too, Ky' :)

[the4thpip]

http://pics.face-pic.com/pics/t/w/twunks.25.jpg

Neutered? I thought you said tutored!

[Cam63]

Next on " When Vets With Cold Hands Attack ! "

[sk716]

I'm running out of funnies, this'll tide you over till tomorrow...

http://www.vovacka.failai.com/uploads/gumplaust.jpg

[Kyuubi]

http://www.vovacka.failai.com/uploads/gumplaust.jpg

"Don't worry susie, they're all staring at us because they're just jealous of our love."

[founder81]

Introducing, the Larry Flynt Life Preserver.
NOW, With life like touch

[sk716]

I suppose everyone is holding out for the lastest pictures. All I'm saying is you guys won't believe the crap I had to see to find these. And on that note...







http://ikke.s01.user-portal.com/ich.jpg
Ever since Dad stole my inflatable chick to go to the beach, the pool just isn't the same.

[Kyuubi]

http://ikke.s01.user-portal.com/ich.jpg


"HA! Now I have double the protection from drowning, just like when I have double the protection by using two condoms when i'm with my girlfriend.

Boy, she sure has gotten fat lately, i'll have to ask her about that one morning after she's done throwing up."

[Cam63]

I'm running out of funnies, this'll tide you over till tomorrow...

http://www.vovacka.failai.com/uploads/gumplaust.jpg

I just hope the shark knows which dummy to go for...

or

" Dammit ! It's leaking from the SAME two places again ! "

[Cam63]

I suppose everyone is holding out for the lastest pictures. All I'm saying is you guys won't believe the crap I had to see to find these. And on that note...







http://ikke.s01.user-portal.com/ich.jpg

Todd dealt with his aquaphobia the best he could...

[the4thpip]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20041002/capt.sge.oqa07.021004001653.photo00.default-270x369.jpg

[blackcanary_416]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20041002/capt.sge.oqa07.021004001653.photo00.default-270x369.jpg

"I wonder if these glasses show my sexy side?"

[Sean Walsh]

http://ikke.s01.user-portal.com/ich.jpg

Ken took all the appropriate measures to ensure he did not drown.

Sadly, the safety devices did nothing to save him from being shot to death minutes after this photo was taken.

[Sean Walsh]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20041002/capt.sge.oqa07.021004001653.photo00.default-270x369.jpg

Vote for John Kerry and he'll make you have sex with THIS WOMAN!!!!

Paid for by Bush/Cheney '04

:evilsmile

[sk716]

http://www.tom-style.net/mt/archives/images/R2day.jpg
*electronic raspberry*

[Kyuubi]

http://www.tom-style.net/mt/archives/images/R2day.jpg

Car Owner: "Now on to my next project: turning my house into a full scale replica of the Death Star."

Friend: "How about finding a girlfriend?"

Car Owner: "I have no time to waste on such foolish things."

[Ian Boothby]

Quick hide me before Lucas re-edits me again!

[Cam63]

http://www.tom-style.net/mt/archives/images/R2day.jpg

Car Owner: "Now on to my next project: turning my house into a full scale replica of the Death Star."

Friend: "How about finding a girlfriend?"

Car Owner: "I have no time to waste on such foolish things."

Brilliance....

You get a gold star on the forehead and an elephant stamp on the wrist for that effort, Kyuubi...

[Cam63]

http://www.tom-style.net/mt/archives/images/R2day.jpg
*electronic raspberry*

The owner of this vehicle was later tragically killed when he pulled up too fast at an intersection and was struck heavily by a badly fastened droid to the back of his skull...

[Spike-X]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20041002/capt.sge.oqa07.021004001653.photo00.default-270x369.jpg
"Yes, I am a transexual. Can you guess from what to which?"

[Radical]

http://www.tom-style.net/mt/archives/images/R2day.jpg
*electronic raspberry*

"That's the last time I buy a used car from Jawas."

[heystacy]

Quick hide me before Lucas re-edits me again!

OMG! I laughted too hard on that line. :D That's great!

[heystacy]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20041002/capt.sge.oqa07.021004001653.photo00.default-270x369.jpg

I'm pretty on the inside, and that's what counts.

[sk716]

I suppose everyone is ready for some fresh photographic fodder...


http://home.klaipeda.lt/fun/images/pictures/191.jpg
Now that my enlargement ray is perfected I can continue with my plans to take over the world!!!

[Kyuubi]

http://home.klaipeda.lt/fun/images/pictures/191.jpg

"Who's the bigger man now ball of yarn?"

[Cam63]

Eh...Yer still a pussy...

[Noah Johnson]

"Goddamnit, every stinkin' time I develop a growth ray to feed the world's hungry, some retard uses it on an animal in a harebrained bank-robbery scheme. I'm getting good and sick of Superman throwing my inventions into space so they can never menace mankind with giant kittens again."

[sk716]

NEXT!!!


http://zrenie.nm.ru/Pic/Dog.jpg
Finally after years of trying, Fido managed to get himself to stick to the ceiling.

[Kyuubi]

http://zrenie.nm.ru/Pic/Dog.jpg

*Damn, I didn't know cats could learn taijutsu.*

*I hope the feeling to my face comes back soon.*

[Cam63]

What happens when you give your dog steroids and LSD.

[Sean Walsh]

http://home.klaipeda.lt/fun/images/pictures/191.jpg

Rick Moranis stars in "Honey, Why The Hell am I STILL Blowing Stuff Up?"

[sk716]

And todays picture is...

http://users.volja.net/fmontaze/montaze/mnenjalnik/fejki/racer.jpg
I think the guy at the Harley shop lied to me, this thing doesn't 'corner like it's on a rail'.

[Cam63]

And todays picture is...

http://users.volja.net/fmontaze/montaze/mnenjalnik/fejki/racer.jpg

Um... Born to be mild ?

[Kyuubi]

http://users.volja.net/fmontaze/montaze/mnenjalnik/fejki/racer.jpg

"YEAH!!! I'M THE BADDEST M#*@^$F&$*#ER ON THIS PLAYGROUND!!! THOSE TODDLERS ON THE SWINGS AINT GOT S#!% ON ME!!!

[kossori]

"Silly redneck! I'll show him... Just a few more minutes and I'll be ready for that bull-riding challenge!"

[Spackling Compound]

http://users.volja.net/fmontaze/montaze/mnenjalnik/fejki/racer.jpg

Community Service SUCKS!

OR...

Jessica Alba employs Jaime "Lechero" Menendez to take care of John Byrne's Backyard.

[sk716]

http://forum.dkd.lt/images/other/ptu/original/18.jpg
Guy in black with white sneakers: "I don't get it, why did they handcuff us to line up for the port-a-potty?"

[Cam63]

http://forum.dkd.lt/images/other/ptu/original/18.jpg
Guy in black with white sneakers: "I don't get it, why did they handcuff us to line up for the port-a-potty?"

After giving them several drinks, taping their hands and mouthes and revealing there was only one toilet, the mass hazing was going well to plan....

[Cam63]

Just out of curiosity, just what the hell is going on in the photo you selected, sk ?

Psyhcology students being " treated " by their tutors in an experiment or just highschool/ college kids doing what they do ?

[sk716]

Just out of curiosity, just what the hell is going on in the photo you selected, sk ?

Psyhcology students being " treated " by their tutors in an experiment or just highschool/ college kids doing what they do ?

I have no idea, the site it came from isn't in English or Spanish, I'm as confused as you are.

[Cam63]

Possibly staff in training for Streisand. I hear she can be a tad demanding :)

[Kyuubi]

http://forum.dkd.lt/images/other/ptu/original/18.jpg

Camp Masocistic had more new applicants than perviously anticipated.

[Sean Walsh]

"Dude, where's this line going?"

"I dunno, dude. But this is, like, a thing our generation does. You know...........nothing."

:p

[Cam63]

http://forum.dkd.lt/images/other/ptu/original/18.jpg
Guy in black with white sneakers: "I don't get it, why did they handcuff us to line up for the port-a-potty?"

The prisoners glared at the guard who said, " Conga, everybody ! "

[sk716]

http://www.nodamnclan.com/ballito/normal_DSC02211.jpg
The newest trend in fashion, lunch bags doubling as hats, news at eleven.

[Cam63]

http://www.nodamnclan.com/ballito/normal_DSC02211.jpg
The newest trend in fashion, lunch bags doubling as hats, news at eleven.

Gumby could only disguise the lower half of his face and body for reasons unknown. The bag he wore on his unusually shaped crown wasn't much, but it was all he had on hand at the time.

[Kyuubi]

http://www.nodamnclan.com/ballito/normal_DSC02211.jpg
"Ah, nothing like the feeling of cold potato salad on your head."

"The Pepsi down the pants isn't that bad either."

[heystacy]

http://www.nodamnclan.com/ballito/normal_DSC02211.jpg
The newest trend in fashion, lunch bags doubling as hats, news at eleven.

It's the hat. Chicks dig a man with cool gear.

[founder81]

"Hi. Have you seen my friend riding the panda??"

[Charles RB]

"Well, now I've got my hair covered- I'm off swimming!"

[the4thpip]

http://www.fantasy3d.com/blogs/images/wringer.jpg

[Charles RB]

Everyone agreed that George's latest impression of a chimpanzee was his best yet.

[Cam63]

http://www.fantasy3d.com/blogs/images/wringer.jpg

George was somewhat startled when the battery pack to his two way radio came off his belt and fell down between his buttocks.

[Kyuubi]

http://www.fantasy3d.com/blogs/images/wringer.jpg

President Bush was a little more startled than anticipated the first time he met a gay person.

[the4thpip]

http://www.fantasy3d.com/blogs/images/wringer.jpg

(Guy behind Bush: ) "Hmmm... not as firm as I thought it would be..."

[founder81]

GwB finding out for the first time: "I'm....I'M THE PRESIDENT!"

[sk716]

Wow, I can see myself on this guys head!! Wait, do I really look like that?

[sk716]

You guys missed me didn't ya...

http://www.p-mi.com/~prediger/pwned/ninja_cat.jpg
I am Ninja Cat and I will destroy you!!!

[Brenz]

Obviously that cat has just seen the rumored third Paris Hilton video.

[founder81]

I said I wanted a Pepsi, damnmit, not Coke. Bleuaah!

[Typo Lad]

"GHA! Sandbur! SANDBUR!"

[the4thpip]

http://alethe.net/~billzbub/bush_villains.jpg

[Cam63]

At least they're only limited to Gotham City in the late '60s. Don't worry, some nice daggy superhero and his ( barely ) teenage sidekick will deal with 'em...

[sk716]

http://alethe.net/~billzbub/bush_villains.jpg

nah, never mind

[Kyuubi]

http://alethe.net/~billzbub/bush_villains.jpg

PROOF POSITIVE ALL REPUBLICANS ARE EVIL.

[sk716]

http://atvplus.at/main/aufmacher/sendungen/magazin_dokusoap/images/tausche_elvis_aufm.jpg
"Elvis, Elvis! Let me be! Keep that pelvis far from me."

Bonus points if you know where that line originates.

[Kyuubi]

http://atvplus.at/main/aufmacher/sendungen/magazin_dokusoap/images/tausche_elvis_aufm.jpg

"I come from an alternate dimension where I did not die prematurely and continued singing....trust me, you didn't miss out on much. All I did after that point in my dimension was sing about my favorite foods and how to best fry them in grease."

[Spackling Compound]

Elvis the Pelvis meets Edna the Hip Replacement

OR

Old Woman:"No! No! This is quite enough! You can go now!"
Elvis: "But the price was for the whole strip-o-gram! And I aim ta please!"

OR

Elvis: "Thankyew.Thankyewverrmuch...uh..umm..what did you just throw at me?"
Old woman: "My Depends. Player."

[xenogogue]

"Let's just say, after last night... i'll never eat cottage cheese again."

[sk716]

http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/4137407f57e32.jpg
New from Compaq, the Natural Keyboard. It's tops on every environmentalists Christmas wish list.

[Kyuubi]

http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/4137407f57e32.jpg

"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let Swamp Thing check his e-mail on my computer."

[scyfli]

[QUOTE=Kyuubi]http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/4137407f57e32.jpg
QUOTE]

"Ch-ch-chia!"

[Cam63]

http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/4137407f57e32.jpg
New from Compaq, the Natural Keyboard. It's tops on every environmentalists Christmas wish list.

I don't know whether to use it to go online or to smoke it, man...

[the4thpip]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041016/capt.lim10710160318.peru_toledo_clan_lim107.jpg

Bruce Springsteen sure dresses funny these days.

[Charles RB]

http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/4137407f57e32.jpg

And this is why you shouldn't let food get into the keyboard.

[sk716]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041016/capt.lim10710160318.peru_toledo_clan_lim107.jpg

Bruce Springsteen sure dresses funny these days.

"For the last time, I am not Ricardo Monteban."

[sk716]

I really would like to be equal opprotunity to dogs, but apparently most dogs don't like to pose for silly photos.

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/dinnercat.jpg

Get your minds out of the gutter!

[Kyuubi]

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/dinnercat.jpg


"I know you people are trying to be nice, but just because i'm asian DOES NOT mean I eat cats! It's not even the right stereotype for crying out loud."

[Typo Lad]

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/dinnercat.jpg



You want white meat or dark?

[founder81]

McDonald's thinks outside the bun

[xenogogue]

New from Q-tell, the Personal Steaksauce Generator!! Yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.95....

...and for a limited time only, if you order today, you'll recieve one can of beer. That's right! One can of beer, valued at $1.34, absolutley free!!

[EdContradictory]

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2004/10/19/abduction_attack/story.jpg

[Kyuubi]

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2004/10/19/abduction_attack/story.jpg

Why you should never tell a stewardess her ass looks lumpier than a bag of apples.

[Cam63]

I really would like to be equal opprotunity to dogs, but apparently most dogs don't like to pose for silly photos.

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/dinnercat.jpg

Get your minds out of the gutter!

Funny you should say that, sk. That's exactly where my mind was :)

[Cam63]

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2004/10/19/abduction_attack/story.jpg

When are the cutbacks on airline equipment gunna stop !?

[the4thpip]

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2004/10/19/abduction_attack/story.jpg

George? Geeeeoooorgiiieee? You don't have to worry about November 2 anymore, Kerry's campaign is officially grounded!
(that's Karl Rove, btw)

[palaeomerus]

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2004/10/19/abduction_attack/story.jpg

Woooohh...does my back feel TIRED!!!


:)