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sk716

01-19-2005, 08:24 AM

http://www.elektronikschule.de/~ruetz/pix/20040223_rosenmontag_wetzis/images/IMG0072.JPG

public defender

01-19-2005, 09:47 AM

http://www.elektronikschule.de/~ruetz/pix/20040223_rosenmontag_wetzis/images/IMG0072.JPG
Act Now! Order your copy of Gay Crossing Guards Gone Wild, and we'll send you a Walk/Don't Walk stick sign absolutely FREE!

Cam63

01-20-2005, 05:23 AM

http://www.elektronikschule.de/~ruetz/pix/20040223_rosenmontag_wetzis/images/IMG0072.JPG

More evidence of British MPs who wished they'd been photographed wearing either Nazi uniforms or leather bondage outfits.

the4thpip

01-20-2005, 06:51 AM

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2005/01/19/abuse/cover.jpg

Sean Walsh

01-20-2005, 06:58 AM

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2005/01/19/abuse/cover.jpg

"Man, Jennifer Aniston's REALLY let herself go after splitting from Brad Pitt..."

Sean Walsh

01-20-2005, 07:00 AM

http://users.senet.com.au/~rfrancis/oils/images/skateboarding.jpg

Jimmy's hopes for a glorious suicide were dashed when a delivery truck ran him down moments after this photo was taken.

Sean Walsh

01-20-2005, 07:01 AM

http://www7.plala.or.jp/fly-high/koma_baka.jpg

If you can believe it........this is a clip from a DRAMATIC Japanese TV show...

sk716

01-20-2005, 03:12 PM

http://www.elektronikschule.de/~ruetz/pix/20040223_rosenmontag_wetzis/images/IMG0072.JPG
I can't believe none of you used this:

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.

Dancez!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin’ the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance

We can dance if we want to, we’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody’s takin’ the chance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it’s the safety dance
It’s the safety dance
Well it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance

Cam63

01-20-2005, 03:24 PM

sk716

01-20-2005, 03:42 PM

SK716 knows the above " Safety Dance " a little too well for her own good. You guys keep her distracted while I contact the La La Hospital.

Careful. She's a biter !

You'll never get me, I'm IMMORTAL!!!!!

Cam63

01-20-2005, 04:01 PM

Yeah, yeah... Heard it all before, La La Girl !

sk716

01-20-2005, 07:57 PM

http://imagenes.yonkis.com/1912005153050.jpg

Cam63

01-21-2005, 05:50 AM

http://imagenes.yonkis.com/1912005153050.jpg

All went well on the flight until Jeffrey decided to go the " mile high club " with an endangered species while still in plain view of other passengers.

public defender

01-21-2005, 09:46 AM

http://imagenes.yonkis.com/1912005153050.jpg
Now we all know how the polar bear got on the island (after a Locke-style transformation).

-OR-

"What!?! I pay for 1st Class, and all I get are 3 lousy bamboo shoots? What a rip! I'm driving next time."

Spackling Compound

01-21-2005, 09:52 AM

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2005/01/19/abuse/cover.jpg

Gay Democrat Bob "Lulu" Smith shows another step in cross dressing: Cross gender, Cross Partisan.

Kyuubi

01-21-2005, 10:11 AM

http://imagenes.yonkis.com/1912005153050.jpg

"You fly often?"

"BLLLLLEEET."

"Cool, have any family in Beijing?"

"BLLLLLLLEEEEETTT."

Stewardess-"Would either of you like anything?"

Panda-"I'd like a pillow"

Stewardess-"and you sir?"

Man-"BLLLLLEEETT"

GreenHornet

01-21-2005, 11:37 AM

http://www.elektronikschule.de/~ruetz/pix/20040223_rosenmontag_wetzis/images/IMG0072.JPG

With the sudden Snow Storms that caught parts of Virginia by surprised, Heavy traffic problems and accidents had motorist wondering where there TAX-PAID VDOT workers were? When asked about way they weren't on the streets laying down salt, this city employee said " What? You want me to get stuck out there too? It's Happy Hour!"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-21-2005, 11:43 AM

"Man, French Stewart's really gotta cut back on the Smirnoff Ice."

Calamas

01-21-2005, 12:14 PM

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2005/01/19/abuse/cover.jpg
JJ These Boots Are Made for Walkin' . . . JJ

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-21-2005, 12:18 PM

"(in Carol Channing's voice) Well, it'sh jusht shen-sational that we live in a military-indushtrialisht, imperialisht nightmare!"

Royal

01-21-2005, 12:32 PM

http://www.greenfaces.se/upload/uploads/terrorforce.jpg

Solid Snake does it again

Jack Ryder

01-21-2005, 01:34 PM

It just dropped a package! You check it out!

GreenHornet

01-22-2005, 05:59 AM

Sgt Smith 's idea about how to tackle the city's stray cat problem AND how to get young officers much need training has received 2 different veiws, while on one hand having gotten a metal from the chief of police Sgt Smith has also gotten a very nasty letter from PETA.

GreenHornet

01-22-2005, 11:11 AM

http://www.glasujzame.com/images/extra/pict2/normall/42149.jpg

"Why am I doing Frodo's laundry? Isn't that Sam's job?"

kinda of looks like 1 of them hobbet dudes.

public defender

01-22-2005, 11:28 AM

http://www.glasujzame.com/images/extra/pict2/normall/42149.jpg
You call that a skid mark? Check THIS out! I had to eat at Taco Del Mar for a week straight to do this. Someone needs to call that Spurlock dude about making this into a movie, dude.

the4thpip

01-22-2005, 12:45 PM

http://www.glasujzame.com/images/extra/pict2/normall/42149.jpg

I just bought dad some thongs at H&M and now I am gonna BURN this eye-sore!

the4thpip

01-22-2005, 12:49 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1073140162.jpg

GreenHornet

01-22-2005, 02:38 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1073140162.jpg

"Iam telling ya, If just a little more pratice I'll be ready for the 08 US Bad Mitten Team" quote a very sore Rob Lowe

sk716

01-22-2005, 07:34 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1073140162.jpg
When Powdered Doughnuts Attack, next on FOX!

(What the hell is that thing anyway?)

Kyuubi

01-22-2005, 07:41 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1073140162.jpg

"I learned an important lesson today, never use your face as a Badminton racket."

Calamas

01-22-2005, 08:35 PM

Now who took the salt shaker this time?

the4thpip

01-23-2005, 05:20 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050122/capt.mdmg10501222224.winter_storm_mdmg105.jpg

Spackling Compound

01-23-2005, 09:18 AM

[QUOTE=the4thpip]http://www.glasujzame.com/images/extra/pict2/normall/42149.jpg

I sued Michael Jackson and all I got were these lousy...ahh..forget it. :D

Spackling Compound

01-23-2005, 09:19 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050122/capt.mdmg10501222224.winter_storm_mdmg105.jpg

"Hey, screw this Army we have! Can't we at least get some better artillery?"

"Shut up Johnson and keep throwing!"

GreenHornet

01-23-2005, 12:18 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050122/capt.mdmg10501222224.winter_storm_mdmg105.jpg

Got nothing to say about a bunch of USELESS Midshipmen who should be in classes or doing laps while real sailors are out at sea. If I was there they would know what push-ups in the show is like,rotten,spoiled brat-wannabe officers........grumph

Screwtape

01-23-2005, 01:00 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050122/capt.mdmg10501222224.winter_storm_mdmg105.jpgSilen tly, Stevenson admitted to himself that, though this was a less glamorous detail, it was almost certainly a safer one.

Cam63

01-23-2005, 02:14 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1073140162.jpg

Alcohol + playing badminton with an angry gorilla = A really bad idea.

Cam63

01-23-2005, 02:19 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050122/capt.mdmg10501222224.winter_storm_mdmg105.jpg

After blindsiding both the Admiral and his wife with hardpacked fist sized snowballs, Johnson's next career suicide move was to belch the National Anthem in class.

From both ends...

sk716

01-24-2005, 07:44 PM

http://members.cox.net/reesa/newpic9.jpg

Kyuubi

01-24-2005, 08:18 PM

http://members.cox.net/reesa/newpic9.jpg

Timmy never really liked having his picture taken. His uncle Harold soon found this out after taking the picture shown above and being kneed in the groin a few seconds later.

Cam63

01-24-2005, 09:55 PM

http://members.cox.net/reesa/newpic9.jpg

Young Sean Penn reacts to the neighbours' kid who was in training to be a paparazzi.

the4thpip

01-25-2005, 04:32 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,428769,00.jpg

Screwtape

01-25-2005, 06:29 AM

"What do you mean, 'We'll call you?'"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-25-2005, 09:41 AM

http://members.cox.net/reesa/newpic9.jpg

"AAAAAHH! Mommy's boiling a rabbit in there! Wait, that means New Daddy is coming over! Yay!"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-25-2005, 09:53 AM

http://www.angesagter.de/img/2a/2ac601357e01ca968ad6384a06868601.jpg

"Stop laughing. It's an under-rated classic."

Calamas

01-25-2005, 11:33 AM

http://www.angesagter.de/img/2a/2ac601357e01ca968ad6384a06868601.jpg
"Shut up, you're coming with us. Schumacher said make this a hit."

Typo Lad

01-25-2005, 11:41 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,428769,00.jpg

"When my new John said he had a redhead fetish, I ahd no idea this is what he meant"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-25-2005, 12:36 PM

I'm running out of funnies, this'll tide you over till tomorrow...

http://www.vovacka.failai.com/uploads/gumplaust.jpg

"Did the water just get warmer all of a sudden?"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-25-2005, 12:46 PM

http://www.fantasy3d.com/blogs/images/wringer.jpg

"Wow, who knew Bush loved Wallace Shawn so much?"

Spackling Compound

01-25-2005, 01:26 PM

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/europe/01/17/ferrari.pope.reut/story.ferrari.pope2.ap.jpg

"Bitchin' est"

Typo Lad

01-25-2005, 01:29 PM

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/europe/01/17/ferrari.pope.reut/story.ferrari.pope2.ap.jpg
"

Happy birthday, your Holyness.

Screwtape

01-25-2005, 01:33 PM

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/europe/01/17/ferrari.pope.reut/story.ferrari.pope2.ap.jpg
Though misguided in his description of the vehicle as "faster than Jesus," Gary's gift of a new Popemobile did not go unappreciated.

To the Pope-Cave!

Calamas

01-25-2005, 04:42 PM

the4thpip:
http://www.fantasy3d.com/blogs/images/wringer.jpg

"Yes, there is too a Santa Claus"

sk716

01-26-2005, 09:51 AM

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/141-slippage.jpg

the4thpip

01-26-2005, 10:05 AM

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/141-slippage.jpg
The photo that could have made Bush lose the election: Rug-gate!

the4thpip

01-26-2005, 10:08 AM

http://www.millheiser.com/images/ashlee_stomp.gif

:D

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-26-2005, 12:16 PM

http://www.millheiser.com/images/ashlee_stomp.gif

:D

"It's 'Hooray For Everything's' salute to The Third Reich!"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-26-2005, 12:28 PM

And todays picture is...

http://users.volja.net/fmontaze/montaze/mnenjalnik/fejki/racer.jpg
I think the guy at the Harley shop lied to me, this thing doesn't 'corner like it's on a rail'.

"Somewhere, Ben Stiller is filming this."

Cam63

01-26-2005, 05:59 PM

http://www.millheiser.com/images/ashlee_stomp.gif

:D

How sucky dancing can help cover up even suckier singing.

the4thpip

01-27-2005, 01:14 AM

http://www.millheiser.com/images/ashlee_stomp.gif

When Ashleee realized that she had pink toilet paper hanging from her pants, she decided that only amazingly bad singing and dancing would keep the audience from noticing.

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-28-2005, 11:04 AM

http://www.angesagter.de/img/07/07025eae6d3c4d5031ea95ae53f4cd00.jpg

"Hey baby, wanna make out? Okay."

Kyuubi

01-28-2005, 11:33 AM

http://www.millheiser.com/images/ashlee_stomp.gifhttp://www.millheiser.com/images/ashlee_stomp.gifhttp://www.millheiser.com/images/ashlee_stomp.gif

The first sign of the Apocalypse: An army of Ashlee Simpsons marching through the streets.

Cam63

01-28-2005, 09:50 PM

the4thpip

01-29-2005, 01:27 AM

http://www.bellezavenezolana.net/Zeus/Nacional/45.JPG

the4thpip

01-30-2005, 01:59 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,431433,00.jpg

sk716

01-30-2005, 02:30 PM

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/134-waterfun.jpg

Cam63

01-30-2005, 05:35 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,431433,00.jpg

Alfred Hitchcock would be smiling.

Cam63

01-30-2005, 05:37 PM

http://www.bellezavenezolana.net/Zeus/Nacional/45.JPG

Steve was most satisfied with his successful charade until Donald Trump started hitting on him.

Calamas

01-30-2005, 10:38 PM

the4thpip:
http://www.angesagter.de/img/07/07025eae6d3c4d5031ea95ae53f4cd00.jpg

"Straw? What's a straw?"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-31-2005, 12:34 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,431433,00.jpg

(as Sylvester the Cat from Looney Tunes) "Hello, Breakfathssst!"

Calamas

02-01-2005, 04:14 PM

the4thpip:
http://img86.exs.cx/img86/5637/bushflip2.gif

"Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. . . ."

Calamas

02-01-2005, 04:18 PM

the4thpip:
http://www.hockey-humor.com/streak3.jpg

JJ Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Does whtever a spider can. . . . JJ

Calamas

02-01-2005, 04:20 PM

sk716:
http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/content/4197bca76b189.jpg

"I knew that sock was in there somewhere."

Calamas

02-01-2005, 04:22 PM

the4thpip:
http://www.lewiscountyherald.com/melonman.jpg

Austin Powers: The Senior Years

Calamas

02-01-2005, 04:27 PM

the4thpip:
http://alethe.net/~billzbub/bush_villains.jpg

Catwoman: "The ad said sixties villains. They're all over sixty."

sk716

02-01-2005, 09:28 PM

http://host96.ipowerweb.com/~qbnzorg/emougee/photos/35.jpg

Kyuubi

02-01-2005, 09:42 PM

http://host96.ipowerweb.com/~qbnzorg/emougee/photos/35.jpg

Josh took the news that he wasn't actually black very hard.

the4thpip

02-03-2005, 11:53 PM

http://www.ambushmag.com/is598/images/c9.jpg

sk716

02-04-2005, 12:32 AM

http://www.ambushmag.com/is598/images/c9.jpg

Which of these things is not like the other? Hint: It's wearing pink.

Kyuubi

02-04-2005, 02:50 PM

http://www.ambushmag.com/is598/images/c9.jpg

Pope: "I saw that footage of you tripping, funny as hell."

Castro: "Yeah, well at least I don't have the posture of a jumbo shrimp."

Pope: "...jerk."

Screwtape

02-04-2005, 02:57 PM

http://www.ambushmag.com/is598/images/c9.jpg"Okay, the picture's taken. Could you take the knife out of my kidney?"

Cam63

02-04-2005, 03:59 PM

http://host96.ipowerweb.com/~qbnzorg/emougee/photos/35.jpg

Don't laugh. That's how Kyle managed to slip through the bars on the girls' locker room window.

Spackling Compound

02-04-2005, 04:19 PM

Kramer and Anthony! meet for a drink.

Calamas

02-06-2005, 09:12 AM

http://www.hockey-humor.com/streak3.jpg

"Warm apple pie! Warm apple pie!"

Kyuubi

02-06-2005, 08:27 PM

http://kisielka.com/OLDnetsnapshotcom/PSjhQcCoBQIAAEWfrwo_4872_1990.jpg

"Hawaii? Dammit, I never should have gotten directions from a Sperm Whale."

the4thpip

02-06-2005, 11:47 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050206/capt.wx10502061741.rumsfeld_wx105.jpg

I sat in that hockey stadium, and let me tell you something about that flasher...

Cam63

02-07-2005, 01:53 AM

[QUOTE=Kyuubi]http://kisielka.com/OLDnetsnapshotcom/PSjhQcCoBQIAAEWfrwo_4872_1990.jpg

" Man, I feel sick... I thought that ton of shrimp was two days past it's best... Oooohhhh, gunna hurl, gunna hurl... Hey, there's Ben Affleck in a convertible ! Must be my lucky day ! "

Cam63

02-07-2005, 01:55 AM

[QUOTE=the4thpip]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050206/capt.wx10502061741.rumsfeld_wx105.jpg

How much is my office screwing up ? This much !

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

02-07-2005, 11:26 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050206/capt.wx10502061741.rumsfeld_wx105.jpg

I sat in that hockey stadium, and let me tell you something about that flasher...

"I wuv ooo 'dis mut's."

Screwtape

02-07-2005, 11:37 AM

http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/content/4197bca76b189.jpg Tonight on CSI: UCLA...

Screwtape

02-07-2005, 11:43 AM

Kyuubi: http://kisielka.com/OLDnetsnapshotcom/PSjhQcCoBQIAAEWfrwo_4872_1990.jpg

"...my agent is so fired."

sk716

02-07-2005, 04:20 PM

http://burgzt.laikas.lt/~kornaz/pics/Utro_dobrym_ne_byvaet.jpg

Cam63

02-07-2005, 04:24 PM

http://burgzt.laikas.lt/~kornaz/pics/Utro_dobrym_ne_byvaet.jpg

Polar bear talking under water: " You can only hold your breath for so long, Affleck ! "

Typo Lad

02-07-2005, 05:07 PM

http://burgzt.laikas.lt/~kornaz/pics/Utro_dobrym_ne_byvaet.jpg

Blu knew he shouldn't have had all that beer the night before.

Cam63

02-07-2005, 05:24 PM

So did Affleck who'd just come up to take a deep breath...

the4thpip

02-08-2005, 01:55 PM

http://www.concertpix.be/concert%20foto%B4s/Muziek%202%20(Meat%20Loaf).jpg

Kyuubi

02-08-2005, 04:55 PM

http://www.concertpix.be/concert%20foto%B4s/Muziek%202%20(Meat%20Loaf).jpg

30 years after the wardrobe malfunction incident, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake were finally allowed to do another halftime show. Timberlake really let himself go by then, but Janet was 75% robot at that point so she still looked terrific.

Cam63

02-08-2005, 05:27 PM

LOL ! Too good, Ky' ! Too good :D

Screwtape

02-09-2005, 07:57 AM

http://www.concertpix.be/concert%20foto%B4s/Muziek%202%20(Meat%20Loaf).jpg"No! God! I won't do that for love! What the hell is wrong with you, anyway?"

the4thpip

02-09-2005, 11:55 AM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1097335273.jpg

Royal

02-09-2005, 12:24 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1097335273.jpg

I AM THE BANANA BANDIT!! GIMME ALL YOUR TACOOOOOS!!!!!!

sk716

02-09-2005, 01:43 PM

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/126-collegekids.jpg

Dorm overcrowding has become a serious problem on some campuses.

Screwtape

02-09-2005, 01:47 PM

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/126-collegekids.jpgLater, the aerospace engineering students were only able to cite "religious reasons" for flying their 1/8 scale remote-controlled Boeing jet into the fraternity "tower of power."

Cam63

02-09-2005, 06:04 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1097335273.jpg

The Banana Gun Bandit soon found his soft, squishy banana bullets were no match for the SWAT teams' hard, pointy lead ones.

sk716

02-11-2005, 08:15 PM

How the heck did this thread end up on page two?

http://www.berro.com/images1/over_loaded_donkey.jpg

Royal

02-11-2005, 08:35 PM

http://www.berro.com/images1/over_loaded_donkey.jpg

I told you to take it nice & slow ya jackass.

Kyuubi

02-11-2005, 09:09 PM

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1097335273.jpg

Yeah, I know I'm a pathetic villian, but with the right writer even I could beat superman.

Calamas

02-12-2005, 09:11 AM

the4thpip:

http://szon.wiesiehstduaus.de/pictures/1097335273.jpg

"It's not fair. Even the Mighty Leapfrog and Paste Pot Pete were laughing at me."

Typo Lad

02-12-2005, 04:13 PM

How the heck did this thread end up on page two?

http://www.berro.com/images1/over_loaded_donkey.jpg

"SHREK...HELP!"

Cam63

02-12-2005, 05:17 PM

How the heck did this thread end up on page two?

http://www.berro.com/images1/over_loaded_donkey.jpg

I knew I should'na packed that set of chopsticks to the load !

Calamas

02-12-2005, 11:47 PM

sk716:

http://www.berro.com/images1/over_loaded_donkey.jpg

Santa Claus: Year One

Cam63

02-12-2005, 11:50 PM

LMFAO !

Too good...

Calamas

02-13-2005, 09:56 PM

sk716:

http://www.alarmsbc.com/funny/fishing.jpg

"You might be a Redneck if . . ."

Cam63

02-14-2005, 03:16 AM

What's worse is he's fishing for marlin.

sk716

02-15-2005, 09:05 PM

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg

Kris Gen

02-15-2005, 09:33 PM

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg
That's it. That's the LAST time I stick my finger in that wall socket.

Kyuubi

02-15-2005, 09:34 PM

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg

The real reason Gail Simone quit the hairstyling business.

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

02-16-2005, 11:26 AM

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg

"[Gasp] It's my clone."

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

02-16-2005, 11:33 AM

http://burgzt.laikas.lt/~kornaz/pics/Utro_dobrym_ne_byvaet.jpg

"Yep, Cheif, from what the FBI Psych profiler we've brought in for this case can ascertain, Yogi & Boo Boo apparently had some kind of suicide pact."

the4thpip

02-16-2005, 11:35 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/deftoons/bush-gay.jpg

I told you there was no bulge!

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

02-16-2005, 11:40 AM

How the heck did this thread end up on page two?

http://www.berro.com/images1/over_loaded_donkey.jpg

"Police: No one can leave the area until we find out who slipped Gladys that crystal meth."

Screwtape

02-16-2005, 11:42 AM

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg
The Van Der Graff generator claims another victim.

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

02-16-2005, 11:44 AM

http://www.concertpix.be/concert%20foto%B4s/Muziek%202%20(Meat%20Loaf).jpg

"This was taken just before he ate her. And also, she found a whole baby deer in there."

Calamas

02-16-2005, 04:10 PM

sk716:

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg

Dustjacket from
My pact with Satan by Danny Bonaduce

sk716

02-21-2005, 09:26 PM

PAGE THREE FOR COMIC'S SAKE!!!!

YEE GADS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

... for that matter, what's wrong with this guy...

http://www.colour-ize.de/images/dl_woodstage0604/woodstage004.jpg

Kyuubi

02-21-2005, 10:30 PM

http://www.colour-ize.de/images/dl_woodstage0604/woodstage004.jpg

From the to do list of Justin Timberlake:

Change entire wardrobe-Check

Afro-Check

Change name to Justin X-March 2005

Join nation of Islam-April 2005

Move to Ghetto-May 2005

Calamas

02-22-2005, 09:46 AM

Sk716:
http://www.colour-ize.de/images/dl_woodstage0604/woodstage004.jpg

The Owl attempts to go straight by appearing on American Idol.

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1636/200/1636_2_0145.jpg

Screwtape

02-22-2005, 03:53 PM

http://www.colour-ize.de/images/dl_woodstage0604/woodstage004.jpgDrunk, bitter, and fourteen, a young Wolverine tests his healing factor by crooning "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" at a small kareoke bar in Arkansas.

sk716

02-23-2005, 06:16 PM

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/3598/junfan0ep.jpg

Calamas

02-28-2005, 09:45 AM

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/3598/junfan0ep.jpg

Separated at birth.

http://users.volja.net/fmontaze/montaze/mnenjalnik/fejki/racer.jpg

Calamas

02-28-2005, 03:52 PM

the4thpip:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/deftoons/bush-gay.jpg

“Uh, guys, wait a minute. What’s this got to do with AmTrak. All I said is that we could save money, pull a train or two off the . . . .

Pull a Train.

Oh.”

Edit: I know. And I know.

I know it's borderline distasteful. I know it's not the exact definition. But it's good enough for a caption.

the4thpip

03-01-2005, 05:20 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg

Monkey Boy

03-02-2005, 05:22 AM

10 characters

Monkey Boy

03-02-2005, 05:25 AM

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/3598/junfan0ep.jpg
"I like to pretend. Vrroomm, Vrroooooommmmmm."

Screwtape

03-02-2005, 08:04 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg"Neon green howler monkeys on the defense! Fifteen yards!"

TCJohnson

03-02-2005, 08:25 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance

TCJohnson

03-02-2005, 08:29 AM

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/3598/junfan0ep.jpg

Stupid people, you can't ride a hog!

sk716

03-02-2005, 09:51 PM

The possibilities are endless...

http://www.milikoniai.kaunas.lm.lt/Galerija/galer8.jpg

sk716

03-02-2005, 09:52 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg
C - A - M ...

This guy knows Cam and he's trying to tell us something.

Cam63

03-03-2005, 12:29 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg

OK...I'm officially freaked now !

Hey, it doesn't feel as bad as I thought !

Kyuubi

03-03-2005, 12:37 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg

Jim the Referee demonstrates how not to cover up thinnig hair.

Cam63

03-03-2005, 12:52 AM

Jim ish muh pal.... Leave him alonse, yuh bashtard....

Calamas

03-03-2005, 03:33 PM

the4thpip:
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg

JJ I'm a little teapot, short and stout . . . JJ

the4thpip

03-04-2005, 02:46 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,442703,00.jpg

First annual gathering of Japan's J'Bolt Appreciation Society.

Kyuubi

03-04-2005, 03:15 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,442703,00.jpg

Ito's talent for releasing flatulence that smells like freshly baked cinnamon rolls got him quite a following.

sk716

03-04-2005, 07:39 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,442703,00.jpg

The release party for Dance Dance Revolution 32.

Cam63

03-05-2005, 07:07 AM

" Celebration of the Cracked Ribs " was not well recieved by the guys up front of the stage.

Monkey Boy

03-05-2005, 07:13 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,442703,00.jpg

"We love you Nubby"

the4thpip

03-05-2005, 07:43 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,443084,00.jpg

Gaz

03-05-2005, 09:56 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,443084,00.jpg
Donny Osmond's new look didn't go over well with the VH1 crowd...

Spackling Compound

03-05-2005, 09:59 AM

The release party for Dance Dance Revolution 32.

The aftermath of the Michael Jackson Concert in China

"YOU PAY US, MR. HEE-HEE CHAMON! YOU PAY NOW!"

Calamas

03-05-2005, 11:16 PM

the4thpip:
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,442703,00.jpg

Tagline to horror movie trailer:

Finding Neverwhere was just the beginning . . .
Escape from Neverwhere

Ranch, that is.

the4thpip

03-06-2005, 01:39 AM

the4thpip:
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,442703,00.jpg

Tagline to horror movie trailer:

Finding Neverwhere was just the beginning . . .
Escape from Neverwhere

Ranch, that is.
I think you mean Neverland?

the4thpip

03-06-2005, 12:39 PM

http://www.galerie.de/vierteEtage/bilder/we031.jpg

Calamas

03-06-2005, 06:28 PM

I think you mean Neverland?
Yeah. Guess it doesn't work.

Never mind.

sk716

03-06-2005, 06:39 PM

http://www.galerie.de/vierteEtage/bilder/we031.jpg

NEW! Masochist Massager!

Kyuubi

03-06-2005, 07:16 PM

http://www.galerie.de/vierteEtage/bilder/we031.jpg

These are just two examples of the types of things we will have on display at the new "Sex Toys of the 50's" exhihition later this month here at the Natural History Museum.

TCJohnson

03-06-2005, 07:28 PM

the4thpip:
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,442703,00.jpg

Legions of Fans finally come face to face with the writer of their favorite comic, When Lightning Strikes.

sk716

03-06-2005, 07:31 PM

On that note:

Gail Simone fans upon hearing of the banning from J-Bolted.

Kirayoshi

03-06-2005, 11:09 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,443084,00.jpgY'think The Polyphonic Spree may be letting the success of their latest album go to their heads a bit?

Kirayoshi

03-06-2005, 11:17 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441510,00.jpg
Edmund Blackadder III: So you're saying that you have to perform this ritual every time you hear someone say 'MacBeth'...

Kirayoshi

03-07-2005, 02:27 AM

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg

"Emilio Lizardo? I was going for Syndrome from 'The Incredibles'!"

Kirayoshi

03-07-2005, 02:30 AM

http://www.galerie.de/vierteEtage/bilder/we031.jpg
Presenting the world's first combination mixer/windshield wiper! Also makes julienne fries!

Cam63

03-07-2005, 02:45 AM

My mind boggles at other considered applications....

David Bedlam

03-07-2005, 04:06 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,443084,00.jpg

J-Bolt finally finds success.

Cam63

03-07-2005, 04:30 AM

Methinks that notion be a fantasy :)

Gaz

03-07-2005, 04:46 AM

Presenting the world's first combination mixer/windshield wiper! Also makes julienne fries!
Hey, no fair stealing from Robin Williams! :p

the4thpip

03-07-2005, 10:26 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg

Gaz

03-07-2005, 10:33 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg
So, that's the 20th hole...

TCJohnson

03-07-2005, 10:35 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg

What Robin Williams does to people who steal from him.

Screwtape

03-07-2005, 10:59 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpgThat's it. I'm never lending him my nine iron again.

Kirayoshi

03-08-2005, 01:21 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,443084,00.jpg"Welcome to the Pearly Gates McDonalds, may I take you order?"

Kirayoshi

03-08-2005, 01:36 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg
Sadly, Carl didn't know that Steve's first sexual encounter was on a golf course while listening to a yodeler, and could not have realized that his yodelling while they were golfing would have this effect on Steve.

Monkey Boy

03-08-2005, 05:42 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg

Thats not the wood I was talking about.

sk716

03-08-2005, 09:29 PM

http://anthrax.se/m0vie/phet_nalle.jpg

taintedlunch

03-08-2005, 09:45 PM

http://www.galerie.de/vierteEtage/bilder/we031.jpg

Budget for Matrix IV significantly smaller

taintedlunch

03-08-2005, 09:50 PM

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/3598/junfan0ep.jpg

New on Telemundo:

T.H.I.P.s: Tijuana Highway Patrol

taintedlunch

03-08-2005, 09:53 PM

The possibilities are endless...

http://www.milikoniai.kaunas.lm.lt/Galerija/galer8.jpg

First meeting of the Junior Salvador Dali Club

taintedlunch

03-08-2005, 09:55 PM

http://img.draugiem.lv/user/img/15/15725/040531210700_928.jpg

Not only president of the Never Ever Getting Laid Club, but also a client

the4thpip

03-11-2005, 02:00 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441934,00.jpg

Calamas

03-14-2005, 12:28 AM

the4thpip:
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg

And you thought Black Canary's Sonic Scream was impressive.

Calamas

03-14-2005, 12:35 AM

the4thpip:
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,443084,00.jpg

CD cover of:

Hook'em While They're Young
by
The Buddy Christ

the4thpip

03-14-2005, 12:46 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441934,00.jpg

The 2040 reunion of the cast of the Birds of Prey TV series.

taintedlunch

03-14-2005, 08:07 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441934,00.jpg

Boothby groupies eagerly await the chance to have their Simpson's comics signed.

the4thpip

03-14-2005, 12:50 PM

Have I posted this one yet?

http://www.lewiscountyherald.com/melonman.jpg

After Brigitte Nielsen quit the cast of the She-Hulk movie, the producers got a little desperate.

Monkey Boy

03-14-2005, 12:55 PM

[QUOTE=the4thpip]

http://www.lewiscountyherald.com/melonman.jpg

"And now I pass the family jewels on to you."

Typo Lad

03-14-2005, 12:55 PM

Yep. I know it's hard to remember, plus you're just so proud of your melons.

the4thpip

03-14-2005, 01:13 PM

http://www.mary.cc/squirrels/images/feeding.jpg

Typo Lad

03-14-2005, 01:16 PM

http://www.mary.cc/squirrels/images/feeding.jpg

Slappy Squirrel 's Nephew, Shortly Before Checking into The Betty Boop Clinic.

Kyuubi

03-14-2005, 04:07 PM

http://www.mary.cc/squirrels/images/feeding.jpg

Coming up next on E! True Hollywood Story: Secret Squirrel- Secret's passion for hookers and drugs nearly kills him. Plus, Secret's long time friend Morocco Mole tells of the time Secret sold him into prostitution in Hong Kong.

Screwtape

03-15-2005, 08:27 AM

http://anthrax.se/m0vie/phet_nalle.jpg"Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into."

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

03-16-2005, 11:58 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050306/capt.fljc11203062336.doral_fljc112.jpg

"Why is Carlos Alazraqui heckling the U.S. Open?"

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

03-17-2005, 11:00 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,443084,00.jpg

"Praise God, people, we're now halfway to our goal thanks to your pledges! Soon, that spaceship that is destined to take us to The Land of the Pomengranate Sun & Fruit Roll-Up forests will soon be in our reach!"

the4thpip

03-18-2005, 12:38 PM

http://www.singende-saege.com/Marlene_Dietrich.jpg

Kirayoshi

03-20-2005, 12:43 PM

http://www.singende-saege.com/Marlene_Dietrich.jpg
"There she goes again, fiddling with her dad's tools."

the4thpip

03-24-2005, 12:07 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449337,00.jpg

the4thpip

03-24-2005, 12:08 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449347,00.jpg

Kyuubi

03-24-2005, 12:36 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449337,00.jpg

"We proudly present our new sniper rifle, because we secretly hate the police and enjoy making their jobs as hard as possible."

Typo Lad

03-24-2005, 06:04 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449337,00.jpg

"No I'm not compensating for anything. Why do you ask?"

Screwtape

03-24-2005, 07:44 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449347,00.jpgThank God! Captain Suppository has come to save us!

Sean Walsh

03-24-2005, 08:01 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449337,00.jpg

"Guess which gun is in MY pocket?"

Sean Walsh

03-24-2005, 08:03 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449347,00.jpg

"So what am I....a giant Tylenol? A pig/devil/suppository hybrid?"

"Just shut up and smile for the camera."

Cam63

03-24-2005, 05:26 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449347,00.jpg

Why it's never a good idea for Disney and right wingers to mix.

Cam63

03-24-2005, 05:28 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449337,00.jpg

No, we can't think up any criminal applications at all...

the4thpip

03-25-2005, 08:09 AM

http://www.flex-club.com/gallery/photos6/gal1714.jpg

Screwtape

03-25-2005, 08:20 AM

http://www.flex-club.com/gallery/photos6/gal1714.jpg
Rent in concert: the 25 year reunion.

David Bedlam

03-25-2005, 09:05 AM

http://www.flex-club.com/gallery/photos6/gal1714.jpg

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always, love yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!"

the4thpip

03-25-2005, 09:59 AM

http://www.flex-club.com/gallery/photos6/gal1714.jpg

And as I remember your fruit cakes from last year, I brought a bucket to vomit into!

the4thpip

03-26-2005, 10:53 AM

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050326/i/r353612036.jpg

Cam63

03-26-2005, 04:40 PM

The European Flatulence Athletics Festival of 2005 started well with group performances the usual crowd favourite.

Kyuubi

03-26-2005, 09:01 PM

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050326/i/r353612036.jpg

"Look, I don't care how many teenagers call us gay, this is how we are always going to stretch. Now, everybody do some reach arounds-SQUATS! I MEANT SQUATS!"

Azrael52

03-27-2005, 01:24 AM

"No, no, no, I didn't say Simon Says."

Azrael52

03-27-2005, 01:26 AM

Man in upper righthand corner: "Fine! I don't need any of you!"

the4thpip

04-04-2005, 12:02 AM

http://redriderleglamps.com/images/lampleftlarge1.jpg

Kyuubi

04-04-2005, 12:12 AM

http://redriderleglamps.com/images/lampleftlarge1.jpg

"...and here we have Hannibal Lecter's favorite lamp. If you look closely, you'll see some bite marks belonging to Mr. Lecter after he mistakenly tried to make it a midnight snack one night."

palaeomerus

04-04-2005, 12:51 AM

http://redriderleglamps.com/images/lampleftlarge1.jpg

Nodda finga!!!!

Cam63

04-05-2005, 12:44 AM

http://redriderleglamps.com/images/lampleftlarge1.jpg

When you reach for the on switch, a hand shoots out and slaps you in the face.

Kyuubi

04-05-2005, 02:00 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20050401/capt.sge.cvx48.010405074008.photo00.photo.default-384x289.jpg

"Dammit, we tried for years to be a respected all penguin baseball team in the majors, but you had to go and take steriods. Thanks a lot Jerry."

palaeomerus

04-05-2005, 02:08 AM

http://redriderleglamps.com/images/lampleftlarge1.jpg

Is it just me or was pre-ordering the Morrison Doom Patrol Heroclix line a huge mistake?

palaeomerus

04-05-2005, 02:09 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20050401/capt.sge.cvx48.010405074008.photo00.photo.default-384x289.jpg

We'll count to twenty and if it hasn't offered us a fish by then...WE KILL IT!

the4thpip

04-06-2005, 06:10 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,43515,00.jpg

the4thpip

04-15-2005, 03:04 PM

http://www.nurflugel.com/Home/bday_2.jpg

Kyuubi

04-15-2005, 03:41 PM

http://www.nurflugel.com/Home/bday_2.jpg

"I'm gonna attack this cake like it's the Middle-East" -George W. Bush, age 5.

David Bedlam

04-20-2005, 02:36 AM

Page two people! Lets pick up the slack!

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,461398,00.jpg

the4thpip

04-20-2005, 02:44 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,461398,00.jpg

Don't lift your leg there, Latimore... You'll be excommunicated and burn in poodle hell!

David Bedlam

04-20-2005, 02:59 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,43515,00.jpg

Massive jugs and no arms? Sometimes, neolithic porn could be very freaky.

MacQuarrie

04-20-2005, 03:14 AM

http://users.senet.com.au/~rfrancis/oils/images/skateboarding.jpg
Elliot would have been nine in June.

the4thpip

04-20-2005, 03:28 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,43515,00.jpg

Archeologists found evidence that Roseanne Barr is actually much, much older than she will admit to.

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

04-20-2005, 08:20 AM

Page two people! Lets pick up the slack!

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,461398,00.jpg

"Finally! 'Bout time we had some closure."

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

04-20-2005, 09:53 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,43515,00.jpg

"It's a culture that worshipped Mrs. Butterworth."

Cam63

04-20-2005, 06:38 PM

Deleted by me.

Cam63

04-20-2005, 06:43 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,43515,00.jpg

Despite it being a priceless artifact and the fact it would ultimately cost her job, it didn't stop Mildred from biting the arms off the prehistoric chocolate novelty figure.

Kyuubi

04-20-2005, 07:17 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,461398,00.jpg

I AM THE SAND POPE!

WORSHIP ME OR YOU'LL GET SAND IN PLACES YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED!

Karl J. Barnes

04-20-2005, 07:20 PM

Page two people! Lets pick up the slack!

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,461398,00.jpg

What happened to Pope John Paul II, when he forgot to wear his sunblock.

Karl J. Barnes

04-20-2005, 07:23 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,43515,00.jpg

.

Beatrice was wondering where the batteries went in her new neolithic vibrater.

the4thpip

04-21-2005, 03:11 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,460929,00.jpg

Kirayoshi

04-21-2005, 10:55 AM

http://www.flex-club.com/gallery/photos6/gal1714.jpg
The B52s reunion tour didn't quite live up to the expectations of long-time fans.

Kirayoshi

04-21-2005, 11:00 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,460929,00.jpg
Okay, I got two for this one:

1) He's a Marlboro man...of God!

2) "Yes, we see the white smoke over the Vatican, WE HAVE A POPE...oh, wait, false alarm, it's just this guy lighting up!"

Kirayoshi

04-21-2005, 11:08 AM

Double post. Nothin' to see here, move along.

amphetamine

04-21-2005, 11:25 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,460929,00.jpg

Monsignor Waltrip awaits the pole qualifying results at this weekend's NASCARdinal race...

Typo Lad

04-21-2005, 11:49 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,460929,00.jpg

"You see, my Children, Jesus WANTS you to smoke.."

the4thpip

04-25-2005, 04:05 AM

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/8257/2an7n88ar.jpg

Gaz

04-25-2005, 05:33 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,460929,00.jpg
I'm telling you, the church is not becoming comercialised!

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

04-25-2005, 05:48 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,449337,00.jpg

"Somehow, Emo Phillips supporting the NRA doesn't make me feel better."

Nick Soapdish

04-25-2005, 05:59 PM

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"Aaaaah! It's the nine-tailed demon penguin!"

Karl J. Barnes

04-25-2005, 06:05 PM

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The Commericialization of the Catholic Church has gone to even greater lenghts.

the4thpip

04-26-2005, 10:59 AM

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Exclusive: Bush changes mind on gay marriage, says he's "very happy!"

HomerJay

04-26-2005, 11:15 AM

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"To increase the sales of his latest album, Beck threatens to shoot anyone who leaves the Newark, NJ Best Buy without buying it."

the4thpip

04-27-2005, 12:49 AM

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Kyuubi

04-27-2005, 01:18 AM

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"Do I gotta...?"

"You want oil prices to go down, don't you?"

"Yeah, but...."

"Oh, o.k.! You obviously don't want oil prices to go down, let's go boys."

"Wait..I'll do it. Do you have to film this?"

"You keep asking questions and I'll make you use your tounge."