Movies with the best one liners

[Thorlief]

To me, they are two: Big Trouble in Little China and Tango & Cash

while T&C has probably the biggest one liner ratio in the history of cinema hence its always agood ****ing fun to watch, BTILC has some memorable ones I remember since I was 6. Jack Burton is THE ultimate movie cool guy with a mullet.


some examples:


"Everybody relax, I'm here. "

"What does that mean? Huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means. "

"I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that? "

[Walking outside in the rain, Jack and Egg fight for control of the umbrella]

Wang Chi: A brave man likes the feel of wind on his face.
Jack Burton: And a wise man knows when to get in out of the rain!

[Lord of Denial]

Optimus Prime- "One shall stand, one shall fall"

Dirty Harry -"Go ahead make my day"

Dirty Harry- "A man's got to know his limitations."

Josey Wales- " Diein ain't much of a livin boy"

[kalorama]

" Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"

[LordEd1976]

"Did Hawkeye just steal that jeep?"

"no sir, that was the one he came in."
-MASH

"You know what old Jack Burton always says,"

"Who?"

"Jack Burton! ME!"
-Big Trouble in Little China.

"It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."
-Oh Brother, Where Art Though

"Where does he get such wonderful toys?"
-Batman (1989)

[SlightlyMad]

Evil Dead 2 & Army of Darkness.

pretty much every line, and word ["Groovy"], that Bruce Campbell says!

[Tobias March]

They Live - "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ...and I'm all out of bubblegum,"

Which according to wiki was ad libbed by Rowdy Roddy, so well done him

[J. Robb]

Airplane!

('Nuff said)

[DWEarhart]

Halloween: H2O...

When I saw it in the theater; an audience member in the upper level exclaimed, "Turn round, bitch. He's gonn kill you."

Predator 2:

"Want some candy?"

[Thorlief]

Robocop

"Dead or alive, you are coming with me"

tell me if this isn't the badassest line of all times. He's basically saying you are worth **** compared to him, and he will grab you for the crotch and slam your face on his car hood. Priceless.

[CaptainAwesome]

Indiana jones and the Last Crusade:

"Everyone is lost but me!"

"He chose...poorly."

[cactusmaac]

Robocop

"Dead or alive, you are coming with me"

tell me if this isn't the badassest line of all times. He's basically saying you are worth **** compared to him, and he will grab you for the crotch and slam your face on his car hood. Priceless.

I loved the scene with him reciting Miranda and tossing Clarence through a window with each line.

[DWEarhart]

I liked:

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

"Drop it."

[the_big_billbowski]

Commando.

"Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last? I Lied!"

"What happened to Sully?" "I let him go"

"Please don't disturb my friend, He's dead asleep."

"Did you save anything for us?' "Yes, Bodies."

"Let out some steam"

[DWEarhart]

Of course from Predator, the ESPN adored -

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!:eek:

[Buzz Dixon]

As Chico sits down at the piano to play in HORSEFEATHERS, Groucho strides right up to the camera and says: "I have to stay here and listen to this, but there's no reason why all you people can't go get your popcorn right now."

[marshal99]

Of course from Predator, the ESPN adored -

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!:eek:

C'mon , the most famous line from Predator
" I ain't got time to bleed"

[Thorlief]

C'mon , the most famous line from Predator
" I ain't got time to bleed"


and what about

"stick arhuhndt" in Arnie's finest austrian-american sound

[DWEarhart]

I liked:

"It's ahh bullshit. Ahhuv it."

[Buzz Dixon]

"I am dah pahty poopah." KINDERGARTEN COP

[Speed Force]

Slapshot- "Dave was there. Dave's a killer!!!"

"You go to da box for 2 minutes by yourself... and you feel shame... then you get free."

The Quiet Man-"C'mon, get up, Marquis Of QUEENSBURY!!!"

"BAR TOWEL!!!"

Bride Of Frankenstein- "I love dead, hate living."

Grandma's Boy- "Drive, Monkey, DRIVE!!!"

"I can't stop coming, it feels so good!!!!"

[DWEarhart]

Grandma's Boy- "Drive, Mokey, DRIVE!!!"

"I can't stop coming, it feels so good!!!!"

"I knew I should have worn a condom."

"Dude, you know you can't talk to me like that when the lion gets here."

[Speed Force]

I want you to take the "Frankenstein" shit, the "Deer" shit,
the "Green Monster", the "Bling", and the "Bling-Bling",
and I want you to roll it into ONE JOINT!!!

Did she invent the hand job?
Good question, but no...

[stealthwise]

Super Troopers:

"I just lost a buck.. to myself!"

"It's Afghanistanimation!"

"How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch!"

"BABY, I'M GONNA BUTTER YOUR BREAD"

"The Schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries."

"You're dead meat, burger punk!"

"Who wants a moustache ride?"

[Speed Force]

"The Schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries."


"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams"

[Lord of Denial]

Drago- " If he dies, He dies"

" You will lose"

" I must break you"

[Tages]

About half the dialogue in His Girl Friday.

[Athena Bast]

I will never ever forget Margot Kidder's delivery of "You've got me?! Who'se got you!?" from Superman.

There was no instanteous relaxation she was terrified until she was back on the roof.

[BoosterBronze]

Drago- " If he dies, He dies"

" You will lose"

" I must break you"
Excellent choices, but I go with EVERY LINE from "Silverado."

99% of that movie is incredibly quotable.

"Where's the dog?"
"All I did was kiss the girl."
"I'm really gonna miss that hat."
"I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead."
"Today my jurisdiction ends here."

and many many more.

[mgs]

"I am dah pahty poopah." KINDERGARTEN COP

agreed. ;) and adding: Animal House, Conan, Aliens, The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, High Plains Drifter, Blade Runner


Edit: ih yeah, (since it's on right now) adding, Office Space, and Pirates of the Carribean.

[Lord of Denial]

Doc Holiday- I'm your Huckleberry!

[Corrina]

Pretty much any line in "Princess Bride," though I am fond of:

"I'm not left-handed."

"He's only mostly dead."


You could fill an entire thread with quotes from that movie.

[mgs]

Pretty much any line in "Princess Bride," though I am fond of:

"I'm not left-handed."

"He's only mostly dead."


You could fill an entire thread with quotes from that movie.

yeah, I know! :)

I could really go for a m-l-t right now, 'where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe'. ;)

[DWEarhart]

Pretty much any line in "Princess Bride," though I am fond of:

"I'm not left-handed."

"He's only mostly dead."


You could fill an entire thread with quotes from that movie.

Okay. :D

"INCONCEIVABLE."

"I don't think that words means what you think it means."

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaas Yooooooooooooooooou Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish."

[Fish Sauce]

Anchorman!

[Lord of Denial]

Have fun storming the castle!

You are the brute squad.

[mattbib]

HEATHERS has the best one-liners.

[lboinyamouf4sho]

ah'll be bawk

[ragnarok_2012]

Super Troopers:

"I just lost a buck.. to myself!"

"It's Afghanistanimation!"

"How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch!"

"BABY, I'M GONNA BUTTER YOUR BREAD"

"The Schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries."

"You're dead meat, burger punk!"

"Who wants a moustache ride?"

"Oh...a BIKER. I'm an idiot."

[Buzz Dixon]

James Bond's best line in a movie (FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE): "Red wine with fish -- I should have known!"

Best line in a James Bond movie (GOLDFINGER): "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"


John Wayne's best line in a movie (FORT APACHE):

Henry Fonda -- "If the pathetic specimens we saw on our way to the fort are any example, the Apache should prove no problem at all."

Wayne -- "If ya saw 'em, they weren't Apache."

Best line in a John Wayne movie (FORT APACHE):

Henry Fonda -- "As a teetotaler, I'm not expert on these matters. Sergeant, tell me: Is this whiskey?"

Victor MacLaglen -- (takes a sip; makes a horrible grimace) "Well, sir, 'tis better than no whiskey at all..."

[metalhead_dave743]

Die Hard

First and foremost "Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker"

"I'm the fly in the ointment, the monkey in the wrench, the pain in the ass."

"Now I've got a machine gun, ho ho ho."

"No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

Pretty much everything McClane says to Hans in that movie.

[DWEarhart]

Another Willis goodie: The Last Boyscout

"You touch me again and I'll kill yuh."

"There's me, and there's Super Dave."

"...we're gettin' out asses handed to us by the inventor uh Scrabble."

"Why did Mr. Milo cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken."

"You paid $600 dollars? The pants? What, they got like a t.v. in'em or sometnin'."

"Yes, officer, actually there is a problem. There seem to be too many bullets in this gun."

"You spilled my warm cup a piss."

[LordEd1976]

From Sin City;

(a grenade lands at Dwight's feet.)

"And everything was going so well." BOOM!


"That's a damn fine coat you're wearing."

[davids]

Humphrey Bogart, Aldo Ray and Peter Ustinov play three escaped murders who hatch a plan to steal from a shopkeeper on Christmas. But their plans change when they find themselves actually growing to like their target and his family. Besides, the luckless merchant is apparently about to lose his shirt, as his business is unraveling. So, instead of robbing and killing him, the convicts with the help of their pet snake decide to help him, a mission that proves wildly complicated

Two workers on the dock discussing the break out. "They escaped last night almost killing a guard!?

Bogart on hearing this, "Almost killed him!...You mean he's not dead? I must be losing my sdtrenght?"

True Grit

John Waye telling the texas ranger, "we wait untill their all in the dug out, then I'll kill the last one thru the door!"

"aren't you going to give them a chance to surrender?"

"Oh I'll sjout down to see if they want to give up, But we'll kill trhem as they come out the door!"

[Speed Force]

Paul Newman in "Fort Apache, The Bronx":
(Yelling out the window)
LET THE BROTHAS GO"!!!

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Please. This isn´t even a contest. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948) :cool:

[BloodRedSandman]

My Science Project

"Oh NoNoNoNo... This is not time to be hanging around here sucking snot. After you lunch meat!"


"So why do you wear sunglasses at night?"
"Because when are cool, the sun shines in your eyes 24 hours a day" :cool:


"Ahhhh..... tax dollars at work"

[kane]

Conan:

Conan, what is best in life?
"Crush enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women."

Highlander: "There can be only one"

[Kirayoshi]

Casablanca, hands down!

"I often wonder why you don't return to America, Rick. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you have an affair with a senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."

"Perhaps if you told him I ran the second largest banking house in Amsterdam."
"Second largest? That wouldn't impress Rick. The leading banker in Amsterdam is now the pastry chef in our kitchen."
"We have something to look forward to."

"Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies."
"I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway."

"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."

Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?"
"It's not particularly my beloved Paris."
"Can you imagine us in London?"
"When you get there, ask me!"
"How about New York?"
"Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade."

"This is the end of the chase."
"Twenty thousand francs says it isn't."
"Is that a serious offer?"
"I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back."
"Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official."

"I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one."

"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
"I was misinformed."

"What is your nationality?"
"I'm a drunkard."
"That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

"Oh, please, monsieur. It is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear up the bill. It is very convenient."

"Well, Rick, after tonight, I'll be through with the whole business and I am leaving finally this Casablanca."
"Who did you bribe for your visa? Renault or yourself?"
"Myself. I found myself much more reasonable."

[Gavin Higginbotham, BotF]

Dog Soldiers: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280609/quotes

Easily the best line from it;

"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp." Spoon is a badass.

[Dark Galaxy]

Doc Holiday- I'm your Huckleberry!

This was the first one that popped to mind for me. Val Kilmer is such a bad ass in that movie!

[Michael P]

Please. This isn´t even a contest. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948) :cool:

Lord in heaven. Most of those don't even make any sense.

[Mac Danny]

Can you really have this thread without some David Mamet?

From Heist:

Jimmy: So, is he going to be cool?
Pinky: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.

Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore: I just did.

Pinky: Nice day for the race.
Thug: What race is that?
Pinky: The human race. Kids growing up, so on. Hope for the future.

From The Spanish Prisoner:

George Lang: Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.

George Lang: Beware of all enterprises which require new clothes.

And from the Ever Quotable Glengary Glenross:

Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

Blake: A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.

Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.

Blake: PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers.

George Aaronow: When I talk to the police I get nervous.
Ricky Roma: Yes. You know who doesn't?
George Aaronow: Who?
Ricky Roma: Thieves.

Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump so big it feels like you slept for three days?

[Mac Danny]

Wolfman's Got Nards!

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Lord in heaven. Most of those don't even make any sense.

No, but they sound cool.

Didn´t you know?
"Style is the new substance".;)

[Rabid Trekkie]

Not exactly a one liner but the coolest I could think of. Pulp Fiction

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[GodSmackingReptile]

I'll be Back

[Eliseu Gouveia]

I'll be Back


That´s actualy spelled "I´ll be bahk!"

[TitoJones]

Transformers the Movie:
Starscream: "Megatron....is that you?!?"
Galvatron: "Here's a guess(paraphrase)"

Stringer: "I got better things to do tonight than die"

[One Shot Prez]

Yoda in SWIII :
GOOD RELATIONS WITH THE WOOKIES I HAVE ;)

[hoffmandu]

Last Boy Scout had a load if I can remember.

"touch me again and I'll kill ya"

[Phil Clark]

The Running Man had a ton of good ones (or bad ones if you don't like this kind of thing). Most of them belonged to Ahnold.

Kills a guy on Ice Skates and then says "Chill".

and even Dwezle Zappa got into it when the rebels broke into the TV control booth, he raises his gun at the director and proclaims... "Don't touch that dial".

[RoscoLabri]

Ghostbusters

Ray: Where do these stairs go?
Peter: They go up

[Kirayoshi]

Yoda in SWIII :
GOOD RELATIONS WITH THE WOOKIES I HAVE ;)I preferred his fight with Palpatine:

Palpatine: "The Jedi are finished!"
Yoda: "Not while anything to say about it I have!"

[Fish Sauce]

How can you have any conversation about one liners without mentioning Arnie's hilarious puns in Batman and Robin? Every one of them is absolute gold!

[GodSmackingReptile]

evry one should know were this comes from, if not then you deserve to be thrown feet first into a wood chipper!

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!!!"

[DLFerguson]

Robert Duvall in TRUE GRIT answering Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne) who has just threatened to kill him:

"That's mighty big talk from a one-eyed fat man."

[Jim Hall]

evry one should know were this comes from, if not then you deserve to be thrown feet first into a wood chipper!

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!!!"

Please. My personal favorites are:
"Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun."
OR the alternate version:
"I'm not THAT good."

From the same movie...coldest put-down EVER:
"You found me beautiful once."
"Baby, you got REAL ugly."

[KenK]

Blade Trinity:

"Kill you?!? Mutha-f***ah, I'LL kill you! I'll just enjoy it better!"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you in 28 days!"

"It's in my left ass cheek."


Heathers:

"Lick it up, baby! LICK IT UP!"

"I'm worshipped at Westerburg, and I'm only a junior."

"This is Ohio. If you don't have a brew in your hand, you might as well be wearin' a dress."

"I love my dead gay son!"

[GodSmackingReptile]

Please. My personal favorites are:
"Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun."
OR the alternate version:
"I'm not THAT good."

From the same movie...coldest put-down EVER:
"You found me beautiful once."
"Baby, you got REAL ugly."

no matter how many times i watch that movie, i still cant get enough of it!:D