heystacey!

[willtupper]

(with appologies to this lovely lady : www.maggieestep.com)

So I'm walking down the street
minding my own business
when this guy starts with me
he's sucking his lips goin:
hey, stacey, hey, yo yo yo, stacey stacey stacey
and I get kinda tense and nervous
but I keep walkin'
but the guy's doggin' my every move:
hey, miss, he says, don't miss this, and he grabs his
crotch and sneers ear to ear.

So finally, I turn around:
hey, stacey, I say, i'm feeling pretty tense, stacey, i've got
a fuckin' song in my heart, so come on
let's go
i've got a huge bucket of non dairy creamer and some time to
kill, so let's do it
we'll make some foul smelling artificial milk and drink gallons
and gallons and gallons of it
get our bladders painfully full
then go sit on the toilet together and let the water run in the
shower and torture ourselves
by not letting ourselves urinate
as the water rushes loudly
into the bathtub
okay?

we'll do it together
writhe in utter agony
just you and me
and i'll even spring for some of that blue shit for the toilet
bowl, alright?
i mean that's my idea of a good time
so how about it?
you wanna?

The guy backs up a bit
whatsa matta, stacey, you got somethin' against men? he asks.
no, I say
i don't have anything against men
just stupid men.

(the last verse references the RO in my heart!)

[heystacy]

Ummm...

I don't know what to make of this.

[Cam63]

Smile, nod and walk away slowly ?

[Papergirl]

Ummm...

I don't know what to make of this.
Dude. Be flattered. Afterall, no one posts songs about me, Shel, Kitty, Rose or Sally!

~Bev

[heystacy]

Dude. Be flattered. Afterall, no one posts songs about me, Shel, Kitty, Rose or Sally!

~Bev

Ha! My Lament for Lester mentions you all.

[Papergirl]

Yes, but it's not FOR us. It's for Lester. Big difference! :p

~Bev

[heystacy]

Yes, but it's not FOR us. It's for Lester. Big difference! :p

~Bev

What can I say? Y'all were going to kick his ass.

[Azrael52]

Wait a sec, that's a bad thing?

[heystacy]

Wait a sec, that's a bad thing?

Naw. It was the highlight of the lament.

[Lester C.]

Dude. Be flattered. Afterall, no one posts songs about me, Shel, Kitty, Rose or Sally!

~Bev


What can I say? Y'all were going to kick his ass.

But I'm not the one who wrote this song.

After seeing the commercial one too many times, and my own twisted need for silliness, I decided to write a little parody song. I hope y'all enjoy it.


If Yer full of desire
But yer crotch is on fire because of the female pirates named Shel, Kitty, Rose or Sally
Use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

If yer really in that mood
And Herpes stops yer groove
Use Valtrex
Use Vatrex

If you have an outbreak because of the female pirates named Shel, Kitty, Rose or SallyAnd you really love your mate
Well, you’ll just have to wait
For the symptoms to dissipate

As careful as you can be
There is no cure for Herpes
But you can use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

Don’t ferget Valtrex is a drug, and
Before you get that lovin’ from the female pirates named Shel, Kitty, Rose or Sally
Read the damn box
Cause yer kidneys may stop

If you had a burnin sensation before
Consult your doctor if it burns more
Cause Valtrex is no miracle drug
Sometimes, well, you just gotta…hug

Use Valtrex!

[willtupper]

Explanation for this pointless thread:

EVERYTIME I see that heystacey has posted, I think of the song "Hey Baby" by the poet and novelist, Maggie Estep.

The lyrics are a reworked version of her song, which is really quite funny. She was on MTV a lot, early in her career.

She's a neat writer, too.

So, that's why. "Hey, Stacey. Yo, Stacey. Yo, yo, yo, Stacey. Yo. Yo. Yo."

EVERYTIME I SEE YR POSTS, HEYSTACEY! EVERYTIME!

So, that's why :).

I will write better, more original songs about YABS members in the future. I promise! :D

[heystacy]

But I'm not the one who wrote this song.

You know, the hole you dig for yourself is bigger than the grave dug for Goliath in Civil War.

You are so wrong on so many levels.

[heystacy]

Explanation for this pointless thread:

EVERYTIME I see that heystacey has posted, I think of the song "Hey Baby" by the poet and novelist, Maggie Estep.

The lyrics are a reworked version of her song, which is really quite funny. She was on MTV a lot, early in her career.

She's a neat writer, too.

So, that's why. "Hey, Stacey. Yo, Stacey. Yo, yo, yo, Stacey. Yo. Yo. Yo."

EVERYTIME I SEE YR POSTS, HEYSTACEY! EVERYTIME!

So, that's why :).

I will write better, more original songs about YABS members in the future. I promise! :D

I did not know this. Still weird. lol ;)

Yet I knew it would eventually attract Lester.

[Lester C.]

You know, the hole you dig for yourself is bigger than the grave dug for Goliath in Civil War.

You are so wrong on so many levels.

Marvel had a gargoyle in Civil War. Was his daughter with him? For a gargoyle she was hot back in the day.

[heystacy]

Marvel had a gargoyle in Civil War. Was his daughter with him? For a gargoyle she was hot back in the day.

Come back to Earth Lester.

[Papergirl]

Come back to Earth Lester.
Do we HAVE to let him back here? Can't we just send him to Pluto or something? Please? Pretty, pretty please?

~Bev

[heystacy]

Do we HAVE to let him back here? Can't we just send him to Pluto or something? Please? Pretty, pretty please?

~Bev

Point taken. As you were Lester.

[Lester C.]

Do we HAVE to let him back here? Can't we just send him to Pluto or something? Please? Pretty, pretty please?

~Bev

I'm all for that. The gravity of Pluto, which is no longer considered a planet btw, is 450 times less than that of Earth. That has to be the easiest weight loss plan ever. Just step on the planet and a man that is two hundred pounds on Earth becomes 13 pounds on Pluto.

[Night Swordsman]

Do we HAVE to let him back here? Can't we just send him to Pluto or something? Please? Pretty, pretty please?

~Bev

IF you send him to pluto,Mickey and Donald will be VERY angry at you and refuse you admitance to any Disney theme parks in the future. :p

[heystacy]

IF you send him to pluto,Mickey and Donald will be VERY angry at you and refuse you admitance to any Disney theme parks in the future. :p

I'll send him. I used to work at the "happiest place on Earth." It was a bubble bursting experience. ;)

[Papergirl]

IF you send him to pluto,Mickey and Donald will be VERY angry at you and refuse you admitance to any Disney theme parks in the future. :p
Living in the state that the Rat Factory has overrun, I have NO problem staying away from Disney properties.

~Bev

[heystacy]

Living in the state that the Rat Factory has overrun, I have NO problem staying away from Disney properties.

~Bev

For some reason EVERYBODY and their momma tries to squeeze into the Magic Kingdom during Christmas.

[Papergirl]

Not ME.

~Bev

[heystacy]

lol I was ready to quit on the spot on Christmas 1999.

It got worse on New Years Eve.

[Papergirl]

Heh! They'd have fired me. I'd have gone all psycho on some of the spoiled brats and their parents.

~Bev

[heystacy]

Heh! They'd have fired me. I'd have gone all psycho on some of the spoiled brats and their parents.

~Bev

The parents are made of pure EVIL. They lost their kids, or they were assholes. I made the best out of a somewhat difficult time.

They did fire a LOT of people. One co-worker got fired on Christmas. Talk about ice cold.

[Papergirl]

And that is why I refuse to work for the Rat Factory. ;)

~Bev

[heystacy]

And that is why I refuse to work for the Rat Factory. ;)

~Bev

The pay was disgusting. I was there as an intern. I met one person who was paid $11.00 and hour who'd been there like 11 years. What the hell?

[Papergirl]

Florida pay rates in general vs. the cost of living here SUCK. So, it's not just the rat factory. It's EVERYWHERE here in Florida.

~Bev

[heystacy]

Florida pay rates in general vs. the cost of living here SUCK. So, it's not just the rat factory. It's EVERYWHERE here in Florida.

~Bev

Charleston is the same. When I moved to Savannah, it was for a better job and grad school.

[Papergirl]

I miss NY pay rates. :(

~Bev

[heystacy]

I miss NY pay rates. :(

~Bev

That's what I'm looking for. Savannah won't go that high, unless I change professions.

Let's hope the writing career takes off, at least I can go to having a dual income.

[Papergirl]

That's what I'm looking for. Savannah won't go that high, unless I change professions.

Let's hope the writing career takes off, at least I can go to having a dual income.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go take at least a part time job somewhere. At least for short term. Just to pull in a little extra cash.

~Bev

[heystacy]

Yeah, I think I'm going to go take at least a part time job somewhere. At least for short term. Just to pull in a little extra cash.

~Bev

The goal for me is to keep my stress levels down. For some reason academic libraries are a den of politics and testy students.

Maybe I can get a job at a computer lab again. That was the BEST JOB EVER in Charleston. The pay wasn't huge, but combined with my then job, it was working out.

[Lester C.]

Florida pay rates in general vs. the cost of living here SUCK. So, it's not just the rat factory. It's EVERYWHERE here in Florida.

~Bev

Forgive me if this question is too grotesque but with all the hurricanes and whatnot shouldn't the cost of living be Florida be low?

[Papergirl]

Forgive me if this question is too grotesque but with all the hurricanes and whatnot shouldn't the cost of living be Florida be low?
Nope. With the insurance rates for homes AND businesses out of this world, EVERYTHING is expensive here.

~Bev

[Lester C.]

Nope. With the insurance rates for homes AND businesses out of this world, EVERYTHING is expensive here.

~Bev

I'm real sorry about that. You guys have had to endure so much weather wise that the least society can do for you is lower your cost of living expenses.

[Papergirl]

I'm real sorry about that. You guys have had to endure so much weather wise that the least society can do for you is lower your cost of living expenses.
That will never happen, so long as the insurance companies are in control here.

~Bev

[Night Swordsman]

That will never happen, so long as the insurance companies are in control here.

~Bev

Bev...first,my sympathies. I fully understand,as the high cost of living is what is keeping me where i am at the current time myself. I rather be living in So-Cal.

I just wanted to point out...wow,was Lester like,BEHAVED and being GOOD for a change? Did he undergo a personality transplant or did the electroshock therapy FINALLY kick in? :)

[heystacy]

Bev...first,my sympathies. I fully understand,as the high cost of living is what is keeping me where i am at the current time myself. I rather be living in So-Cal.

I just wanted to point out...wow,was Lester like,BEHAVED and being GOOD for a change? Did he undergo a personality transplant or did the electroshock therapy FINALLY kick in? :)

He appears lucid... for the moment.

[Lester C.]

He appears lucid... for the moment.

And moments by their nature are transitory and fleeting.:evilsmile

[heystacy]

And moments by their nature are transitory and fleeting.:evilsmile

Back to the outter planets for you bub.

[Lester C.]

Back to the outter planets for you bub.

*Looks at heystacy's avatar*

I'm not the one that looks like a blue alien.:eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Back to the outter planets for you bub.

Like New Jersey? :)

[heystacy]

Like New Jersey? :)

ohhh Night. :evilsmile

[Lester C.]

Like New Jersey? :)

Like Oregon any better.

[heystacy]

*Looks at heystacy's avatar*

I'm not the one that looks like a blue alien.:eek:

Kree dammit. And we have ways to blend in.

You're a mutant turtle. Where do you live?

Did somebody say sewer?

[Lester C.]

Like Oregon any better.

Am I the only one freaked out that I know that Night, CFT, Gail and DG live in Oregon. I know way too much about you people personal lives.:eek:

[Lester C.]

Kree dammit. And we have ways to blend in.

You're a mutant turtle. Where do you live?

Did somebody say sewer?

Get it right you Savannah Yuppie. I live in the gutter not the sewer.:mad:

[Papergirl]

Get it right you Savannah Yuppie. I live in the gutter not the sewer.:mad:
SEWER.

With a rat.

~Bev

[Lester C.]

SEWER.

With a rat.

~Bev

I was wondering what you were doing in my neck of the woods.:D

[Night Swordsman]

Am I the only one freaked out that I know that Night, CFT, Gail and DG live in Oregon. I know way too much about you people personal lives.:eek:

And Bendis! See? SOME bad things happen here.(JUST kidding Brian!)

Also,Dark Horse Publishing originates from here,as well.

Also,no SALES TAX. And right now the city of Springfield is trying to become the official representative of Springfield from the Simpsons.

Oregon is alot cooler than New Joisey. Any Day. Lex Luthor would never send any nuclear missles at US. :p

[Night Swordsman]

I was wondering what you were doing in my neck of the woods.:D

Ah..the real Lester has returned! Welcome Home.

I predict within ten of his posts,big red letters.

[Lester C.]

And Bendis! See? SOME bad things happen here.(JUST kidding Brian!)

Also,Dark Horse Publishing originates from here,as well.

Also,no SALES TAX. And right now the city of Springfield is trying to become the official representative of Springfield from the Simpsons.

Oregon is alot cooler than New Joisey. Any Day. Lex Luthor would never send any nuclear missles at US. :p

The problem with Springfield being the official representative town of the Simpson show is the name is everywhere. For instance its the capital of my state.

[heystacy]

Get it right you Savannah Yuppie. I live in the gutter not the sewer.:mad:

Is there a diffence? :eek: I'm like that's ill just the same.

[heystacy]

Ah..the real Lester has returned! Welcome Home.

I predict within ten of his posts,big red letters.

You're far to generous.

[Lester C.]

Ah..the real Lester has returned! Welcome Home.

I predict within ten of his posts,big red letters.

IT'S NAP TIME SO ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO HELL :mad: BETTER YET ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO OREGON.:evilsmile

[heystacy]

IT'S NAP TIME SO ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO HELL :mad: BETTER YET ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO OREGON.:evilsmile

like clockwork. Almost. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

like clockwork. Almost. :eek:

No..if it was,he would be typing Orange,not Red,letters. :p

Oh..duh..Almost. ok. fine.


fiddlesticks.

[heystacy]

No..if it was,he would be typing Orange,not Red,letters. :p

Oh..duh..Almost. ok. fine.


fiddlesticks.

lol. See he took that trip to Mars. He's acting like he's napping. lol