Should I kick Lester out of the Ninja faction?

[Red Berens]

After reading Lester's whoring thread about my favorite girls on this forum, I'm considering suspending him, or outtright kicking him out of the Ninjas. What do you think?

Let him stay because they are whores?

Let him stay after they tar, feather and do that planky walky thing they do?

Suspend and demote him to Lil' Jr. Ninja?

Yer out of here, Lester!

[hellokittykat]

After reading Lester's whoring thread about my favorite girls on this forum, I'm considering suspending him, or outtright kicking him out of the Ninjas. What do you think?

Let him stay because they are whores?

Let him stay after they tar, feather and do that planky walky thing they do?

Suspend and demote him to Lil' Jr. Ninja?

Yer out of here, Lester!

Some advice for anyone considering choosing the first option:

Think very carefully before you decide.

[Lester C.]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Sarah Beach]

Lil Ninja Jr.! I like the sound of that. :evilsmile

[Matt Doc Martin]

Lil Ninja Jr.! I like the sound of that. :evilsmile

It is what I went with...After all, he is SOOO cute when he tries SOOOOO hard...

And, his clumsy attempts distract the pirates so us real ninjas can get the work done.

[Papergirl]

After reading Lester's whoring thread about my favorite girls on this forum, I'm considering suspending him, or outtright kicking him out of the Ninjas. What do you think?

Awww! We love you too, Red! :)

Let him stay after we torture him to within a millimeter of his worthless life. After all, a homeless Lester is worse than anything. He NEEDS someone to keep reign on him. That, and no one else wants to claim him, either.

~Bev

[Night Swordsman]

I talked to the representatives of the Vikings,Monkeys,Robots,and Avon,and NONE of them will take Lester either.

Ninja he is. :D

[Papergirl]

I talked to the representatives of the Vikings,Monkeys,Robots,and Avon,and NONE of them will take Lester either.

Ninja he is. :D
YOU obviously didn't read Kitty's warning... Prepare to DIE, knight scum! :evilangry

~Bev

[Night Swordsman]

YOU obviously didn't read Kitty's warning... Prepare to DIE, knight scum! :evilangry

~Bev

Aww. I just couldn't agree with any of the other poll listings(i read them from the last to the first).Seriously. I wished there was a "None of the above" as i would of chosen that,so i instead went ahead and chose the first pick at random.

Then i read reread it and said "opps". THEN i read Kitty's post.

Double Opps.

At that point,i was going to stop. So,my apology for choosing the wrong one. I owe all the girls on the thread one favor,i guess.



Lester,considering my blunder,i would advise you to take this chance and RUN LIKE HECK! Good Luck.

[Papergirl]

ONE favor? ONE???

:evilangry

~Bev

[Matt Doc Martin]

Aww. I just couldn't agree with any of the other poll listings(i read them from the last to the first).Seriously. I wished there was a "None of the above" as i would of chosen that,so i instead went ahead and chose the first pick at random.

Then i read reread it and said "opps". THEN i read Kitty's post.

Double Opps.

At that point,i was going to stop. So,my apology for choosing the wrong one. I owe all the girls on the thread one favor,i guess.



Lester,considering my blunder,i would advise you to take this chance and RUN LIKE HECK! Good Luck.

Girls! Ask him to spell "though" right! Now is your chance!

[Night Swordsman]

ONE favor? ONE???

:evilangry

~Bev

Reread..not one..5. One apiece.

I also just apologized on the other thread.

And called you all cute. Which is true.

So..for the third time,i apologize Bev. This teaches me to do polls before i am fully awake. Sigh. :(

[heystacy]

Tar, feather, walk the plank. :evilsmile

[Yonar]

I'm all for Lil Jr Ninja. It's so fitting!

[heystacy]

How 'bout we all kick Lester. :evilsmile

[Night Swordsman]

I can not kick Lester. Or Tar and Feather him

Could we get Gail to revoke his picture rights? :)

[heystacy]

I can not kick Lester. Or Tar and Feather him

Could we get Gail to revoke his picture rights? :)

Night, we'll let you leave the room while the rest of us handle this. ;)

[Night Swordsman]

Night, we'll let you leave the room while the rest of us handle this. ;)

It's like kicking a disobeying puppydawg with a whimper!

I'm staying! No hurting the Lester. Least nothing permament.

[heystacy]

It's like kicking a disobeying puppydawg with a whimper!

I'm staying! No hurting the Lester. Least nothing permament.

In the misquoted words of Darth Vader,

"He will not be permanently damaged." :evilsmile

I only speak for me. The Ladies of YABS may have other plans. :evilsmile

[Lester C.]

YOU obviously didn't read Kitty's warning... Prepare to DIE, knight scum! :evilangry

~Bev

This is why I checked to see if this was a public poll before I voted.:eek:

[Night Swordsman]

This is why I checked to see if this was a public poll before I voted.:eek:

And i was WAY too tired to even notice that. Sigh. Hopefully HelloKitty will show mercy,as she is uber-cuteness. :o

[Red Berens]

You know, the girls are taking this very well. I hope that makes you feel double bad, lester. Shame on you!

[Night Swordsman]

You know, the girls are taking this very well. I hope that makes you feel double bad, lester. Shame on you!

All i ask is for E) None of the above next time. :)

[Papergirl]

In the misquoted words of Darth Vader,

"He will not be permanently damaged." :evilsmile

I only speak for me. The Ladies of YABS may have other plans. :evilsmile
Depends. Define "permanently"...

:evilsmile

~Bev

[Papergirl]

You know, the girls are taking this very well. I hope that makes you feel double bad, lester. Shame on you!
Define "taking this very well"...

:evilsmile

~Bev

[Papergirl]

Reread..not one..5. One apiece.

I also just apologized on the other thread.

And called you all cute. Which is true.

So..for the third time,i apologize Bev. This teaches me to do polls before i am fully awake. Sigh. :(
It's cool. I understand posting before you're awake.

LESTER, on the other hand, has no such excuse. And he WILL pay dearly... :evilsmile

~Bev

[Cam63]

I can not kick Lester. Or Tar and Feather him

Could we get Gail to revoke his picture rights? :)

YES !!!!!!

[Night Swordsman]

Depends. Define "permanently"...

:evilsmile

~Bev

He gets to retain all his parts. Be nice to the puppylester.


Least Cam agrees with me on the picture revoking.

[heystacy]

Depends. Define "permanently"...

:evilsmile

~Bev

There are no guarantees. :evilsmile

[heystacy]

This is why I checked to see if this was a public poll before I voted.:eek:

It's cool. I understand posting before you're awake.

LESTER, on the other hand, has no such excuse. And he WILL pay dearly... :evilsmile

~Bev

His post proves he's not sorry (I always wanted to pretend I was the DA). He would have voted otherwise if he was not going to be caught. :eek:

[heystacy]

He gets to retain all his parts. Be nice to the puppylester.


Least Cam agrees with me on the picture revoking.

Silly Knight. Cam would push Lester off the plank. :evilsmile

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Night Swordsman]

Silly Knight. Cam would push Lester off the plank. :evilsmile

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I may be silly,but i still have my box of Trix Cereal! :p

And he DID agree with me! THEN he would push him off the plank.

Sigh..guess i am going to need to fish him out of the drink AGAIN. Grrr.

[Lester C.]

For the past week my anti virus blocker keeps getting this message. Intrusion.Win.MSSQL.worm.Helkern. My computer isn't infected or anything but damn if it isn't annoying. Can I blame this repeated attempt to hack my computer on the pirates?

[Lester C.]

Kyuubi want to throw me out of the Ninja faction. Obviously this means he wants me to defect to the Pirate Faction.;)

[heystacy]

I may be silly,but i still have my box of Trix Cereal! :p

And he DID agree with me! THEN he would push him off the plank.

Sigh..guess i am going to need to fish him out of the drink AGAIN. Grrr.

What can I say Night. I demand a sacrifice.


Sadly, Lester will have to do.

[Cam63]

Silly Knight. Cam would push Lester off the plank. :evilsmile

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

No, I'd just give him one of those " thousand yard stares " until he took the hint and jumped.

[heystacy]

No, I'd just give him one of those " thousand yard stares " until he took the hint and jumped.

Works for me. :evilsmile

[Cam63]

For the past week my anti virus blocker keeps getting this message. Intrusion.Win.MSSQL.worm.Helkern. My computer isn't infected or anything but damn if it isn't annoying. Can I blame this repeated attempt to hack my computer on the pirates?

It's karma for the Man Faye pics.

[Papergirl]

No, I'd just give him one of those " thousand yard stares " until he took the hint and jumped.
You're nicer than me, Cam.

I'd start poking him in the back with my sword until he jumped.

:evilsmile

~Bev

[Cam63]

No way am I nicer than you, Bev.

*Resumes giving Lester 1000 yard stare*

[Papergirl]

It's true, Cam! You ARE!

*resumes poking Lester in the back with her sword*

~Bev

[willtupper]

Dear Lester,

I don't know you or anything, but I just wanted to say that on the off-chance you are kicked out of the Ninja faction, there will always be a place for you at the Ninja Turtle faction.

We've been watching you, and are very impressed. Especially with your shuriken work.

Be in touch if you're ready to make the changeover.

Respectfully yours,

Will Tupper
Official Member,
Ninja Turtle Faction
Mitten-state Chapter

[heystacy]

Dear Lester,

I don't know you or anything, but I just wanted to say that on the off-chance you are kicked out of the Ninja faction, there will always be a place for you at the Ninja Turtle faction.

We've been watching you, and are very impressed. Especially with your shuriken work.

Be in touch if you're ready to make the changeover.

Respectfully yours,

Will Tupper
Official Member,
Ninja Turtle Faction
Mitten-state Chapter

You don't know what you're getting into with that open invitation. ;)

[Papergirl]

You don't know what you're getting into with that open invitation. ;)
No. No, he doesn't have ANY clue whatsoever...

On second thought... Go ahead and take him! He's alllllllll yours, Will! :evilsmile

~Bev

[heystacy]

No. No, he doesn't have ANY clue whatsoever...

On second thought... Go ahead and take him! He's alllllllll yours, Will! :evilsmile

~Bev

I second the notion. :evilsmile

[Lester C.]

Dear Lester,

I don't know you or anything, but I just wanted to say that on the off-chance you are kicked out of the Ninja faction, there will always be a place for you at the Ninja Turtle faction.

We've been watching you, and are very impressed. Especially with your shuriken work.

Be in touch if you're ready to make the changeover.

Respectfully yours,

Will Tupper
Official Member,
Ninja Turtle Faction
Mitten-state Chapter

Ladies and gentlemen I direct you to my new avatar.:)

[Papergirl]

Ladies and gentlemen I direct you to my new avatar.:)
Now would be a good time to inform Will of all the various forms of trouble you'll be causing him, yes?

*gets her links ready!* :evilsmile

~Bev

[Red Berens]

Ladies and gentlemen I direct you to my new avatar.:)


Ok, the people have spoken, so I guess it's official. Lester has been demoted to Lil' Jr. Ninja.

( what? you thought ninja turtle was something cool? it's a farm team for the real deal. congratulations Les, you've basically attained mascot status for us )

Hiya!



Rum and Saki for everyone! Would someone get a little umbrella for Lester's drink, please?

[Papergirl]

No, he'd just poke his own eye out with it.

:p

~Bev

[Lester C.]

No, he'd just poke his own eye out with it.

:p

~Bev

Reminds me of the time when me and my brother were kids and he threw a bible at me which caused my right eye to swell up, detach my retna and caused that eye not to see shadows as bright as the right eye.

[Red Berens]

Reminds me of the time when me and my brother were kids and he threw a bible at me which caused my right eye to swell up, detach my retna and caused that eye see shadows as bright as the right eye.

Hmmm. There's a lesson in there somewhere......

[Lester C.]

Hmmm. There's a lesson in there somewhere......

That I need to duck when people throw shit at me?:confused:

[Red Berens]

That I need to duck when people throw shit at me?:confused:


ok. Sure.

[Lester C.]

Nightswordsman and Percival are my new heroes because they tell it like it is without fear of disembowelment. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Nightswordsman and Percival are my new heroes because they tell it like it is without fear of disembowelment. :eek:

Grrr. I am TOTALLY in fear of disembowelment from cute women. IT was a %#*$#*& ACCIDENT,by george.

Sigh.

[Cam63]

Grrr. I am TOTALLY in fear of disembowelment from cute women. IT was a %#*$#*& ACCIDENT,by george.

Sigh.

Bush, Washington or Costanza ?

[Papergirl]

Grrr. I am TOTALLY in fear of disembowelment from cute women. IT was a %#*$#*& ACCIDENT,by george.

Sigh.
YOU are forgiven.

Percival... If he was someone who mattered, I might be upset with him. But he isn't. So I'll let him live his sad, pathetic life.

:evilsmile

~Bev

[hellokittykat]

YOU are forgiven.

Percival... If he was someone who mattered, I might be upset with him. But he isn't. So I'll let him live his sad, pathetic life.

:evilsmile

~Bev

I don't even know who he/she is!

[Lester C.]

Mcilroga you have the ultimate ninja avatar and you'd dare vote me out of the faction.:mad: Well as bad as a screen name Lester is at least it doesn't sound like and STD.:mad:

And uh welcome to YABS.:o

[Lester C.]

I don't even know who he/she is!

He or she is named after the Grail Knight so the way I figure holy divine forces don't want anything to do with the people that have hearts of gold.:eek:

[WhiteRose]

I change my vote. Kick him out on his unknowing-Kylie-Minogue ass. :p

[Cam63]

Lester has an arse like Kylie Minogue's ?

...Figures.

[Night Swordsman]

Lester has an arse like Kylie Minogue's ?

...Figures.

THANK you Cam. I thought i was the only one who read WhiteRose's comment that way too. But i just did not have the courage to go there.

Have a beer. :p

[sk716]

It's all good, we're going to play beat the jr. ninja at CAPE. And I'm going to have someone hold my camera and tape the whole thing.

[Papergirl]

It's all good, we're going to play beat the jr. ninja at CAPE. And I'm going to have someone hold my camera and tape the whole thing.
Can I bring my sword? :evilsmile

~Bev

[TomStillwell]

I just realized I'm in neither warring faction.

[Night Swordsman]

It's all good, we're going to play beat the jr. ninja at CAPE. And I'm going to have someone hold my camera and tape the whole thing.

Now now. You should be resting and elevating your leg and keeping the pressure off. Thinking of beating up Lester will drive you into fits. :)

Let Sally beat him for you!

[Night Swordsman]

I just realized I'm in neither warring faction.

You can be in the monkey or robot factions. They need help over there. :p

[Night Swordsman]

Can I bring my sword? :evilsmile

~Bev

Since when do you leave it BEHIND?? :)

[Papergirl]

Since when do you leave it BEHIND?? :)
Airplanes tend to not like it when I bring big sharp pointy things with me...

~Bev

[Night Swordsman]

Airplanes tend to not like it when I bring big sharp pointy things with me...

~Bev

Umm...No comment. :)

[Papergirl]

Umm...No comment. :)
Oh, go ahead. You KNOW you want to!

~Bev

[Lester C.]

Airplanes tend to not like it when I bring big sharp pointy things with me...

~Bev

....................

[Matt Doc Martin]

Airplanes tend to not like it when I bring big sharp pointy things with me...

~Bev

Never stopped me.

[Flamebird]

I talked to the representatives of the Vikings,Monkeys,Robots,and Avon,and NONE of them will take Lester either.

Ninja he is. :D

Maybe Amway would take him? "Fuller Brush Lester" ?


Eh, He's your headache; so YOU deal with him. :evilsmile