The Papergirl, WhiteRose, Sk 716 Sarah Beach, and Hellokittykat whoring thread!

[Lester C.]

If there ever was a need for a whoring thread...
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And it was nice knowing you all as I'm going to be soooooo dead.:eek:

[heystacy]

You are so going to walk the plank for this one.

[Lester C.]

You are so going to walk the plank for this one.

There are times when I'm hyper and in spaz mode that I make horrible decisions. This thread would be one.:(

[sk716]

There are times when I'm hyper and in spaz mode that I make horrible decisions. This thread would be one.:(

Oh yes, yes it would.





When you least expect it.

[heystacy]

There are times when I'm hyper and in spaz mode that I make horrible decisions. This thread would be one.:(

Then plead your case hero.

[Papergirl]

There are times when I'm hyper and in spaz mode that I make horrible decisions. This thread would be one.:(
Yep. And, as Shelly said, this IS one of them!

You WILL be at Cape, yes? :evilsmile

~Bev

[WhiteRose]

Wait...are we being whored out?

[kingdom2000]

Wait...are we being whored out?

Auction style perhaps?

[KevinTBrown]

::::::sneaking in to see if it's safe:::::



Hmmmmmm.... I feel a disturbance. Lester is dying a slow death soon. Better to not be here when he meets his demise.




:::::slowly backing out of the thread:::::

[Papergirl]

::::::sneaking in to see if it's safe:::::



Hmmmmmm.... I feel a disturbance. Lester is dying a slow death soon. Better to not be here when he meets his demise.




:::::slowly backing out of the thread:::::
THAT, ladies and gentlemen (and Lester, too, I guess), is a VERY smart man.

~Bev

[Alex L]

http://www.13thman.com/cheers/images/smiles/popcorn.gif

Don't mind me.

[heystacy]

Lament for Lester

I reckon he was only kiddin’,
But what wuz you thinkin’
When you made up this thread
Did you bump your head?

We know he loves attention
But did he have to mention
The Ladies of YABS
Why take that stab?

We love PG, SK, & Sarah Beach,
They are so sweet
We love White Rose, & HelloKittyKat
We reckon you won’t, cause they’re gonna kick your…

Poor Lester, you spaz
Poor Lester you had
To go around posting and boasting
You and your whoring

You’ve made a scene and
The drama must now end
Oh Lester we cry for you
Oh Lester we say goodbye to you

[Night Swordsman]

Lester Lester Lester.

Part of me just shakes my head and goes WHY?!?

But i got to admit,when they do kill you,least you will go smiling. :D

It is true what they say: Cuteness Kills.

[Lester C.]

Lament for Lester

I reckon he was only kiddin’,
But what wuz you thinkin’
When you made up this thread
Did you bump your head?

We know he loves attention
But did he have to mention
The Ladies of YABS
Why take that stab?

We love PG, SK, & Sarah Beach,
They are so sweet
We love White Rose, & HelloKittyKat
We reckon you won’t, cause they’re gonna kick your…

Poor Lester, you spaz
Poor Lester you had
To go around posting and boasting
You and your whoring

You’ve made a scene and
The drama must now end
Oh Lester we cry for you
Oh Lester we say goodbye to you

That was beautiful man.:o

[heystacy]

That was beautiful man.:o

I aim to please. :cool:

[Lester C.]

THAT, ladies and gentlemen (and Lester, too, I guess), is a VERY smart man.

~Bev

The nice thing about having pirates as your opponents is that the Jedi Mind Trick works on each and every single one of them. Here is how the conversation is going to go down in May.

I'm going to kill you.
~Bev


No, you won't.

No, I won't.
~Bev

[Lester C.]

I aim to please. :cool:

Just like the women in this thread title.:eek:

[heystacy]

The nice thing about having pirates as your opponents is that the Jedi Mind Trick works on each and every single one of them. Here is how the conversation is going to go down in May.

Lester. lol

[heystacy]

Just like the women in this thread title.:eek:

You dumbass! :p

[Cam63]

No freaky Adrian Paul or Man Faye pics will save Lester now.

[Sarah Beach]

I saw the title of this thread just before leaving work, and I admit my first thought was "But I don't have anything to sell, yet." Because, yes, I mean to be all about the shameless self-promotion when the time comes.

And then the more common usage registered (Yes, I was that tired).

When I read it, it turns out Lester has a death wish. Therefore, in the traditions of true torturers, I refuse to give it to him. Like a cat with her claws out, I intend to bat the little mousey around, letting it run thinking it is getting away, and then I will slap down on its tail and start the torture over again.


:p Yes, I realize there are those who will make fun with the possible sexual inuendo in that last sentence. What can I say, I'm a writer. Heh.:evilsmile

You, noisy ninja and attention incubus, shall NOT die! You'll only wish for it.
:evilsmile :evilsmile

[Cam63]

What do they call those tall thin cages they used to put prisoners in ?

I suggest we put Lester in one of them and make him watch pirate movies non stop.

[WhiteRose]

So let me get this straight...Lester picks the most volatile women here to whore out, fully knowing he is pretty much going to die.

Either he's a very crazy or subtly clever. I'm not sure which.

Though I'm leaning towards the crazy.

[Cam63]

I just did a search and the cage I'm thinking of is called a gibbet.

http://www.northcoastal.freeserve.co.uk/images/gibbet.jpg

Great for hanging around with your mates.

[Linkara]

*Hums a little pirate diddy to himself as he prepares to make Lester walk the plank.*

[Papergirl]

The nice thing about having pirates as your opponents is that the Jedi Mind Trick works on each and every single one of them. Here is how the conversation is going to go down in May.
No, Lester. The conversation will go something like THIS:

Lester: "Pleaseohpleaseohpleasedon'tkillme!!! I'll be good! I promise! I'll even post that pirates rule and ninjas drool!!!"

Me: "Too. Late."

:evilsmile

~Bev

[SUPERECWFAN1]

If there ever was a need for a whoring thread...
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And it was nice knowing you all as I'm going to be soooooo dead.:eek:


I should charge a WHORIN FEE. I mean whats the deal man ? I know I should have trademarked my WHORING THREAD. Whats it coming to when a man can't have a lock on the WHORIN.

Ya know...I can get an attorney. I saw Matlock today. I can to Matlock and tell him my WHORING RIGHTS were stolen from me. :evilangry














:)

[hellokittykat]

<snipped> I don't see a brother hiring some white chick in a leather thong to beat the shit out of him for a substantial amount of money.:eek:

No, but I see a cheap brother who is trying to get the shit beat out of his self for free by creating this thread.:evilangry

Remember Les, there are far worse things than death.:evilsmile

[Shisho]

And it was nice knowing you all as I'm going to be soooooo dead.:eek:

Look, I know I'm new here and all, but even I could tell that this was a silly thing to do. *pokes shovel Lester used to dig his own grave.* Nice knowin' ya kiddo.

[Red Berens]

Hmmmm. Just when I thought I'd seen the dumbest thing I'd ever seen, along comes Lester.

[Papergirl]

Hmmmm. Just when I thought I'd seen the dumbest thing I'd ever seen, along comes Lester.
I am SO adding that to my sig! :D

~Bev

[Night Swordsman]

What do they call those tall thin cages they used to put prisoners in ?

I suggest we put Lester in one of them and make him watch pirate movies non stop.

Even the Pirate Movie? :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Because i was way too groggy when i did it, i hereby apologize to WhiteRose,Shel,Sarah,HelloKitty and Bev for chosing the wrong poll question. It was a stupid thing to do,but at the time i was thinking "Just pick one and move on to the next thread".

I honestly could not have a better group of friends than the five of you.(I thought Lester had chosen six of you,that is how sleepy i was,Bev. Opps Again). Sorry for the mess-up,and i hope this can just go away.

[DarkOra]

What do they call those tall thin cages they used to put prisoners in ?
It's called a crow's cage.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Because i was way too groggy when i did it,i hereby apologize to WhiteRose,Shel,Sarah,HelloKitty and Bev for chosing the wrong poll question.

Your the world's Cutest Yabsters!

Go Team YABStrogen.

You're.

YOU'RE.

[WhiteRose]

Because i was way too groggy when i did it, i hereby apologize to WhiteRose,Shel,Sarah,HelloKitty and Bev for chosing the wrong poll question. It was a stupid thing to do,but at the time i was thinking "Just pick one and move on to the next thread".

I honestly could not have a better group of friends than the five of you.(I thought Lester had chosen six of you,that is how sleepy i was,Bev. Opps Again). Sorry for the mess-up,and i hope this can just go away.

Bweh? I have no honest to gosh idea what you're talking about fella.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Bweh? I have no honest to gosh idea what you're talking about fella.

Is it the excessive use of commas?

Or the Olney-type command of English?

[Night Swordsman]

Bweh? I have no honest to gosh idea what you're talking about fella.

It is ok. I hit the wrong stupid button on a poll about this thread.

[WhiteRose]

Is it the excessive use of commas?

Or the Olney-type command of English?

Oh be nice. I understand what it's all about now.

It's all good Night, I wouldn't have noticed anyway :p

Matt, NO ONE has an Olney-type command of English outside of the first grade...except for Olney, of course.

[Night Swordsman]

Oh be nice. I understand what it's all about now.

It's all good Night, I wouldn't have noticed anyway :p

Matt, NO ONE has an Olney-type command of English outside of the first grade...except for Olney, of course.

Thanks WhiteRose. :)

[Lester C.]

Like all horrific ideas, the only excuse I can offer is that it seemed like a good idea at the time. Well a funny idea at any rate. I'd like to extend my most sincere apology to WhiteRose, Sk 716, Hellokittykat, Sarah Beach and Papergirl.

[Lester C.]

I love both Nightswordsman and Matt. It's a damn shame they don't get along because both men are awsome and have been very good to me.:(

[Night Swordsman]

Like all horrific ideas, the only excuse I can offer is that it seemed like a good idea at the time. Well a funny idea at any rate. I'd like to extend my most sincere apology to WhiteRose, Sk 716, Hellokittykat, Sarah Beach and Papergirl.

If only Red had not left the ninja's,leaving you unsupervised for a time,Lester.

ALL of this chaos and misery could of been avoided.

It's RED's fault!


Just kidding. It really is all Lester's fault,with some idiotic assisstance by me. I learned my lesson. No polls before breakfast.

[Lester C.]

If only Red had not left the ninja's,leaving you unsupervised for a time,Lester.

ALL of this chaos and misery could of been avoided.

It's RED's fault!


Just kidding. It really is all Lester's fault,with some idiotic assisstance by me. I learned my lesson. No polls before breakfast.

Hey you changed your post.:mad: I liked it better when you were blaming Red for everything.:mad:

[Night Swordsman]

Hey you changed your post.:mad: I liked it better when you were blaming Red for everything.:mad:

Hehe. :p

Silly Lester. I will not let them tar and feather you. Feel better now?

[heystacy]

Like all horrific ideas, the only excuse I can offer is that it seemed like a good idea at the time. Well a funny idea at any rate. I'd like to extend my most sincere apology to WhiteRose, Sk 716, Hellokittykat, Sarah Beach and Papergirl.

If you keep doing the wrong thing first, then we may come to expect this from you all the time.

What will your future clients think? :eek:

Lester: Yes ladies and gentleman of the jury, she stabbed her husband multiple times, but that insurance payoff was so tempting. I'm not sure you wouldn't be tempted to kill your spouse either.

Jury: Gasp!

Lester: Ooops. Did I do that?

Defendant (thought): Can I sue Lester for malpractice? Maybe I can assault him and plead insanity.

[Night Swordsman]

If you keep doing the wrong thing first, then we may come to expect this from you all the time.

What will your future clients think? :eek:

Lester: Yes ladies and gentleman of the jury, she stabbed her husband multiple times, but that insurance payoff was so tempting. I'm not sure you wouldn't be tempted to kill your spouse either.

Jury: Gasp!

Lester: Ooops. Did I do that?

Defendant (thought): Can I sue Lester for malpractice? Maybe I can assault him and plead insanity.

The defendant is out of luck. Attacking and assaulting Lester would be a SANE reaction. :D

[heystacy]

The defendant is out of luck. Attacking and assaulting Lester would be a SANE reaction. :D

Hiring Lester constitutes she was dumb. That and she didn't know how to cover her tracks. ;)

[Lester C.]

If you keep doing the wrong thing first, then we may come to expect this from you all the time.

What will your future clients think? :eek:

Lester: Yes ladies and gentleman of the jury, she stabbed her husband multiple times, but that insurance payoff was so tempting. I'm not sure you wouldn't be tempted to kill your spouse either.

Jury: Gasp!

Lester: Ooops. Did I do that?

Defendant (thought): Can I sue Lester for malpractice? Maybe I can assault him and plead insanity.

I think that what happened in the Mike Tyson rape case which is a good thing in the fact that he went to jail but still he did not get the best representation to say the least.

[Lester C.]

Hiring Lester constitutes she was dumb. That and she didn't know how to cover her tracks. ;)

Sounds like every woman I've ever slept with.:mad: :( :o

[Cam63]

Even the Pirate Movie? :eek:

ESPECIALLY The Pirate Movie.

[heystacy]

I think that what happened in the Mike Tyson rape case which is a good thing in the fact that he went to jail but still he did not get the best representation to say the least.

I believe his lawyer argued something to the effect of "Tyson's a jerk, and the victim should have known better." Seriously, if he had puched his lawyer I would not have been surprised. But he didn't. Went to jail too.

[heystacy]

Sounds like every woman I've ever slept with.:mad: :( :o

Heh. Remember, you said that.

[Lester C.]

I believe his lawyer argued something to the effect of "Lester's a jerk, and the victims should have known better." Seriously, if he had puched himself I would not have been surprised. But he didn't. Went to jail too.

And that describes the thread that should never have been.