SUPERECWFAN1
02-18-2007, 08:44 PM
I last did a fantasy Smackdown/RAW thing 2 years ago when both were pretty freakin bad. My Smackdown booking list lasted 9 months and led into Wrestlemania. I had some fun with it and a lot of who I used have been on WWE TV now with Sabu , Dreamer & Sandman. So lets repeat history and maybe the WWE guys will steal some ideas off me ( PLEASE FOR THE GOD PLEASE ) and save this brand.
So strap in and watch as I write ECW on Sci-Fi.
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The show opens with Vince McMahon standing in the middle of the ring. The chairman of the board has a lot to address as he gets booed.
" Last week I was at home in my ( asshole chants) , my million dollar home that none of you in this city could afford odds are. And I was watching the ECW Orginals . Then I went online by using a computer. Thats something people have that many of you poor illiterate human beings don't have ( huge asshole chants and Donald Trump chants as Vince pauses..) and all I saw was...."
" Vince has killed E-C-W. Vince McMahon doesn't have the genuis to run an E...C....W. That Paul Heyman was the man who made and created this empire called Extreme Championship Wrestling. But thats not exactly true is it ? I mean without my money to keep ECW afloat what empire would there be ? Its my efforts you have an ECW. My vision that makes ECW what it is today and Bobby Lashley as your Champion!! " ( fans boo Vince and his pushing of Lashley ! )
" As a message to those crying at home that ECW needs to return to its basics , you can all pucker up and join the Vince Mcmahon KISS MY ASS CLUB. Your ECW is dead. My ECW lives on ! My EC-( The fans booing gets louder as the music hits for Tommy Dreamer )
Dreamer comes down angry as he grabs the mic from Vince's hand as the boss is frowning. Dreamer is angry as he looks as the fans start a Dreamer chant.
" Shut the hell up you worthless piece of garbage ! "
" God that felt good. I f-ckin hate the ground you walk on. So does every man back there. Sandman , Rob ,...me wa all wanna just beat the living hell outta you for what you've done to something we busted our asses for and made fans of. You come out flaunting your wealth and how powerful you are. But we do not give a damn. "
Vince McMahon: ( gets a mic ) " Tommy Dreamer , eh. The ECW Orginal . Someone who has suffered numerous injuries and has never been a star. You wanna know why , Dreamer ? Its because you and losers like Sandman and Sabu spend so much time in one place you became it. Your fossils and your standing in the way of new stars. "
With that the music hits again as Matt Striker comes down. He has a mic as he walks down the ramp.
Matt Striker: " Mr.McMahon it is such an honor to see you grace us. If you want I shall take care of this ruffian for you. And show you what the new ECW will do to these old has beens. "
Vince McMahon: " Ya know Mr.Striker , you talk sense. You and Dreamer right now. And , Dreamer just know you've crossed me and for that your not gonna be happy." ( Vince leaves the ring as Striker helps him by opening the ropes. Striker has his back turned on a pissed Tommy Dreamer...big mistake)
Dreamer is in angry , pissed off form as he still has his mic in his hands. Vince watches horrified as Dreamer catches Striker and busts him in the head repeatedly. Dreamer taunts Vince to watch this as McMahon watches as Tommy busts Matt Striker open , makin him bleed as he goes for weapons using a chair on Striker as Tommy yells " EC-F'nW " as Vince frowns.
Vince however starts waving for guys to come down as Elijah Burke runs down to bail the bleeding Matt Striker out. The 2 doubleteam and put Tommy thru a table as Vince cheerleads. Then the Sandman's music starts as Vince looks around as does Striker and Burke.
Sandman comes thru the crowd as he nails Burke with a cane shot. Striker runs to nail Sandman as he spits beer in his face blinding him as the 2 young men bail out as they stand with Vince McMahon . Vince swears revenge.
Commercial.
Vince is backstage angry over this as Lashley gets ready. McMahon wants to give him the night off as he fawns all over him as fans boo them both. Lashley however is pissed that no one seems to like all the sacrifices he's made to get this far. That fans call him dirty names , boring and that he sucks. But tonight he's gonna show people what he can do !
Its gonna be a tag match. Lashley/Rene Dupree vs RVD/CM Punk. Vince also says that next week he's gonna bring in the man to bring order to ECW and teach guys like Dreamer & Sandman who the boss is.
We see a vignette of Monty Brown as he's now called as he brags up his days playing with the Buffalo Bills. Brown says on the football field only ONE CAN BE THE ALPHA MALE !!
Match 2# : Kevin Thorn vs Mike Knox
This match starts as we see something from backstage earlier in the day. Seems Knox did the wrong move by pushing Ariel after she wouldn't take his advance. Thorn comes out angry as security stops the 2 from going right there.
Thorn wanted this match to teach Knox a lesson. Its a pretty solid match for Thorn who is showing off his big man potential. At one spot Knox low blows Thorn and taunts the crowd as Ariel climbs in silently behind and low blows him as he gets nailed with Thorn's " Crucifex Powerbomb " . The 2 vampires do their celebration.
Joey Styles plugs that ECW is for those with alternative lifestyles .
commercial
We see Bob Holly pushing around Shannon Moore and Rene Dupree . Being a typical bully as usual as Balls Mahoney walks up. He slaps Holly in the back of the head asking if he thinks he can bully him . Holly isn't happy and says the 2 can settle things.....Next Week.
We flash outside as Snitsky wants into the building as he's locked out. Tossing objects at the door , screaming as secuirty stands and puts a call into the cops as Snitsky's an animal wanting inside.
MAIN EVENT: Bobby Lashley/Rene Dupree vs RVD/CM Punk
Lashley isn't sold on Dupree who flaunts his body and all. Its a pretty damn fine tag match as Punk and Lashley share a brief scrimmage. The match lasts awhile and soon all 4 are going at it , in and outta the ring.
Rob Van Dam goes for the frog splash on Dupree as Lashley manages to get in and catch , then do his finisher on him as Punk gets there a second too late. Rob and Punk shake their heads as they detail that things haven't went well with both for awhile.
Punk extends his hand to help Rob Van Dam up and clotheslines him as fans boo. He helps him up again and leaves him layin in the corner as Rob Van Dam looks on puzzled.
What the hell is going on with CM Punk now ? Why did he do this and then help RVD up after it ? Tazz & Styles go back and forth on it as they plug next weeks show with Holly/Mahoney and Vince's new suprise !
END OF SHOW.
Your Thoughts are welcome.
So strap in and watch as I write ECW on Sci-Fi.
************************************************** *
The show opens with Vince McMahon standing in the middle of the ring. The chairman of the board has a lot to address as he gets booed.
" Last week I was at home in my ( asshole chants) , my million dollar home that none of you in this city could afford odds are. And I was watching the ECW Orginals . Then I went online by using a computer. Thats something people have that many of you poor illiterate human beings don't have ( huge asshole chants and Donald Trump chants as Vince pauses..) and all I saw was...."
" Vince has killed E-C-W. Vince McMahon doesn't have the genuis to run an E...C....W. That Paul Heyman was the man who made and created this empire called Extreme Championship Wrestling. But thats not exactly true is it ? I mean without my money to keep ECW afloat what empire would there be ? Its my efforts you have an ECW. My vision that makes ECW what it is today and Bobby Lashley as your Champion!! " ( fans boo Vince and his pushing of Lashley ! )
" As a message to those crying at home that ECW needs to return to its basics , you can all pucker up and join the Vince Mcmahon KISS MY ASS CLUB. Your ECW is dead. My ECW lives on ! My EC-( The fans booing gets louder as the music hits for Tommy Dreamer )
Dreamer comes down angry as he grabs the mic from Vince's hand as the boss is frowning. Dreamer is angry as he looks as the fans start a Dreamer chant.
" Shut the hell up you worthless piece of garbage ! "
" God that felt good. I f-ckin hate the ground you walk on. So does every man back there. Sandman , Rob ,...me wa all wanna just beat the living hell outta you for what you've done to something we busted our asses for and made fans of. You come out flaunting your wealth and how powerful you are. But we do not give a damn. "
Vince McMahon: ( gets a mic ) " Tommy Dreamer , eh. The ECW Orginal . Someone who has suffered numerous injuries and has never been a star. You wanna know why , Dreamer ? Its because you and losers like Sandman and Sabu spend so much time in one place you became it. Your fossils and your standing in the way of new stars. "
With that the music hits again as Matt Striker comes down. He has a mic as he walks down the ramp.
Matt Striker: " Mr.McMahon it is such an honor to see you grace us. If you want I shall take care of this ruffian for you. And show you what the new ECW will do to these old has beens. "
Vince McMahon: " Ya know Mr.Striker , you talk sense. You and Dreamer right now. And , Dreamer just know you've crossed me and for that your not gonna be happy." ( Vince leaves the ring as Striker helps him by opening the ropes. Striker has his back turned on a pissed Tommy Dreamer...big mistake)
Dreamer is in angry , pissed off form as he still has his mic in his hands. Vince watches horrified as Dreamer catches Striker and busts him in the head repeatedly. Dreamer taunts Vince to watch this as McMahon watches as Tommy busts Matt Striker open , makin him bleed as he goes for weapons using a chair on Striker as Tommy yells " EC-F'nW " as Vince frowns.
Vince however starts waving for guys to come down as Elijah Burke runs down to bail the bleeding Matt Striker out. The 2 doubleteam and put Tommy thru a table as Vince cheerleads. Then the Sandman's music starts as Vince looks around as does Striker and Burke.
Sandman comes thru the crowd as he nails Burke with a cane shot. Striker runs to nail Sandman as he spits beer in his face blinding him as the 2 young men bail out as they stand with Vince McMahon . Vince swears revenge.
Commercial.
Vince is backstage angry over this as Lashley gets ready. McMahon wants to give him the night off as he fawns all over him as fans boo them both. Lashley however is pissed that no one seems to like all the sacrifices he's made to get this far. That fans call him dirty names , boring and that he sucks. But tonight he's gonna show people what he can do !
Its gonna be a tag match. Lashley/Rene Dupree vs RVD/CM Punk. Vince also says that next week he's gonna bring in the man to bring order to ECW and teach guys like Dreamer & Sandman who the boss is.
We see a vignette of Monty Brown as he's now called as he brags up his days playing with the Buffalo Bills. Brown says on the football field only ONE CAN BE THE ALPHA MALE !!
Match 2# : Kevin Thorn vs Mike Knox
This match starts as we see something from backstage earlier in the day. Seems Knox did the wrong move by pushing Ariel after she wouldn't take his advance. Thorn comes out angry as security stops the 2 from going right there.
Thorn wanted this match to teach Knox a lesson. Its a pretty solid match for Thorn who is showing off his big man potential. At one spot Knox low blows Thorn and taunts the crowd as Ariel climbs in silently behind and low blows him as he gets nailed with Thorn's " Crucifex Powerbomb " . The 2 vampires do their celebration.
Joey Styles plugs that ECW is for those with alternative lifestyles .
commercial
We see Bob Holly pushing around Shannon Moore and Rene Dupree . Being a typical bully as usual as Balls Mahoney walks up. He slaps Holly in the back of the head asking if he thinks he can bully him . Holly isn't happy and says the 2 can settle things.....Next Week.
We flash outside as Snitsky wants into the building as he's locked out. Tossing objects at the door , screaming as secuirty stands and puts a call into the cops as Snitsky's an animal wanting inside.
MAIN EVENT: Bobby Lashley/Rene Dupree vs RVD/CM Punk
Lashley isn't sold on Dupree who flaunts his body and all. Its a pretty damn fine tag match as Punk and Lashley share a brief scrimmage. The match lasts awhile and soon all 4 are going at it , in and outta the ring.
Rob Van Dam goes for the frog splash on Dupree as Lashley manages to get in and catch , then do his finisher on him as Punk gets there a second too late. Rob and Punk shake their heads as they detail that things haven't went well with both for awhile.
Punk extends his hand to help Rob Van Dam up and clotheslines him as fans boo. He helps him up again and leaves him layin in the corner as Rob Van Dam looks on puzzled.
What the hell is going on with CM Punk now ? Why did he do this and then help RVD up after it ? Tazz & Styles go back and forth on it as they plug next weeks show with Holly/Mahoney and Vince's new suprise !
END OF SHOW.
Your Thoughts are welcome.