Does this look piratey to you?

[David Bedlam]

Go to here (http://www.avatarpress.com/2006solic/12/) and scroll down a third od the way:


LADY DEATH Pirate Queen

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Don’t miss this all-new, full-color, super-sized Lady Death epic from creator Brian Pulido and artist Wellington Alves! Long after her journeys in the Blacklands, Lady Death, along with her Skeleton crew, were merciless pirates who raided merchant ships during the black age of piracy on the blood red seas. But all that may be at an end as Lady Death robs the booty of captain Mad Morgan Flintlock: vampire pirate! So weight anchor and set sail for a tale of adventure and terror like likes of which you’ve never seen before! Featuring these stunning covers: Regular, Wraparound, and Attack covers from super-star Juan Jose Ryp, Lopez by Rafa Lopez, Amorim by Di Amorim, Seafarer, Premium and special Leather cover (limited to 600 copies) all by Daniel HDR

Does Lady Death seam like pirate matterial to you?

I smell ninja trick! Also overuse of varient covers.

[Night Swordsman]

it's PIE-RAT,you silly ferret.

[David Bedlam]

Lady Death is a rat?

This explains so much!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Looks more slutty than pirate-y.

[Night Swordsman]

Lady Death is a rat?

This explains so much!

Yep..and remember,the only good pie-rat is a red-headed pie-rat.

Not much good i can say about the ninjas,but that Sarah is fun and loves puns...obviously their leader...

[David Bedlam]

Yep..and remember,the only good pie-rat is a red-headed pie-rat.

Papergirl is not a rat!

If anything, she's a cute mouse. A bipedal mouse.

[Cam63]

Looks more slutty than pirate-y.

Pirates can be slutty.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Papergirl is not a rat!

If anything, she's a cute mouse. A bipedal mouse.

A bi-polar mouse?

Damn..better lock up my goods before she comes here again.

[Night Swordsman]

Oh NO! The CHEESE! HIDE THE CHEESE! Roflmao. :p

[David Bedlam]

Pirates can be slutty.

And porny. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film))

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Pirates can be slutty.

I suppose they can, but she looked more pole-dancer/stripper slutty that pirate slutty. :rolleyes:

[Flamebird]

I dunno about "piratey", but it sure looks like it chafes.

Might be infected too. :eek:

[Cam63]

Definately porny looking.

[David Bedlam]

Y'know, has there ever been a picture of Lady Death where she isn't half naked?

[Cam63]

And porny. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film))

They look like The Pussycat Dolls.

[David Bedlam]

The who now?

Sounds cute!

[Cam63]

Y'know, has there ever been a picture of Lady Death where she isn't half naked?

She briefly went through a " dress like a librarian " phase in the mid '80s.

[David Bedlam]

She briefly went through a " dress like a librarian " phase in the mid '80s.

Now this I have to see!

[Cam63]

It was mainly " Princess Di " blouses, embroidered cardigans and long tartan skirts.

[Papergirl]

A bi-polar mouse?

Damn..better lock up my goods before she comes here again.
Hell, I don't like taking my OWN meds. Yours are perfectly safe from me! :p

~Bev

[Papergirl]

~sigh~ And the Double-Post Demon strikes again!

~Bev

[Matt Doc Martin]

Hell, I don't like taking my OWN meds. Yours are perfectly safe from me! :p

~Bev

That reminds me...I need to take my meds. I felt like reaching through teh screen to strangle a "man" who unceaseingly declares (http://photos6.flickr.com/8936374_d144cd150a_o.jpg) his (http://images.*************/S/Serpentis/1043859452_shpquizron.jpg) love (http://www.redandproud.com/images/MikeParry/CupPoint150x150.jpg) for (http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/06/for_redheads_amusement.JPG) redheads (http://www.fiveoclockbot.com/blog/images2/ao5qbr.jpg)


To me, my happy pills!

[Night Swordsman]

Hmm..Happy Pills.

This explains much.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Hmm..Happy Pills.

This explains much.

What explains you?

[Matt Doc Martin]

Hmm..Happy Pills.

This explains much.

What explains you?

[Night Swordsman]

Wow.

Ok Matt. Your constant attacks on me. Knock it off.

You don't like me,put me on ignore. I am sure Bev can show you if you do not know how. I just refuse to play your insult game. I do not come on here to be attacked by you because 1) your insecure and/or jealous and 2)i do not meet your criteria of what a "real man" is. Chill out,relax. I honestly tried to put the past behind,especially today,and you only saw it as a chance to launch insults at me. I am sorry i even retaliated slighty.

I do not plan on responding to you again. For any reason.
But i will say,that you may be a good guy,you are NOT a nice guy.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Wow.

Ok Matt. Your constant attacks on me. Knock it off.

You don't like me,put me on ignore. I am sure Bev can show you if you do not know how. I just refuse to play your insult game. I do not come on here to be attacked by you because 1) your insecure and/or jealous and 2)i do not meet your criteria of what a "real man" is. Chill out,relax. I honestly tried to put the past behind,especially today,and you only saw it as a chance to launch insults at me. I am sorry i even retaliated slighty.

I do not plan on responding to you again. For any reason.
But i will say,that you may be a good guy,you are NOT a nice guy.

You are an annoying poof poseur. I am not insecure or jealous. I tried to point out your weird-ass childlike act to you, but for someone who "remembers the 60's", you act like a 10 year old. Don't dare challenge me again. Go back to your cats and slurpees.

Oh, come take my pudding.

[Night Swordsman]

You are an annoying poof poseur. I am not insecure or jealous. I tried to point out your weird-ass childlike act to you, but for someone who "remembers the 60's", you act like a 10 year old. Don't dare challenge me again. Go back to your cats and slurpees.

First off..you do not tell me what to do. I challenge you to behave like the gentleman you CLAIM you are,and act politely in public. You do not tell me what to do,you do not tell me what i can or can not say,and the same is true to the fact i do not tell you what to do or say as well. I am saying your constant attacks upon me are feeling like harrassment,and i am asking you to knock it off,for both our sakes. You don't like me. I GET it. I no longer like you either. I am not leaving here because of it,as i have been on YABS for awhile and like most of these people. And yes,you are insecure and/or jealous,but i am not sure why thou?

I tried to today to make one last attempt to talk to you as i talk to all the others on here,but for some reason you have issues with me,such as the remark you made in reguard of wanting to strangle a "man" who declares his love of redheads,a thinly veiled reference to me. That would imply you dislike me stating that i love redheads,and it is obvious that you do not like me flirting with Bev.

Before anyone starts...i do NOT wish to take this to PMs,as i will delete any messages sent to me by Matt unread,such as his last one. He has chosen to make this a open issue,and i am calling him on this crap,openly and honestly.

Matt...get this straight,neither i,nor ANYONE ELSE ON THIS BOARD,has to justify his/her personality,humor,ethics,or posted content they put on this board provided that it is done within the guidelines of the MODs. Your reasons for these attack are because you do not like me? Put me on ignore.
It is simple,and easy to do. If you do not the fact i still from time to time flirt with Bev,ask me not to do that anymore. If you do not like me and wish me gone from these boards,you are NOT driving me away,nor do i wish in any way to make you leave. I ask that you behave in a civil manner on this board to me and i will show you the same respect.

I am very glad i do NOT awnser to you,in any way,shape or form.

[Matt Doc Martin]

But i will say,that you may be a good guy,you are NOT a nice guy.

Good? Nice?

I just don't like your act. You are an adult. Act it.

[Night Swordsman]

Good? Nice?

I just don't like your act. You are an adult. Act it.

Why not take your own advice. You insult me. I do not have to act to your whims,especially on this board. I am not your puppet,and i am not beholden to you in any way.

Seems to me your the one with the issues. At the very least i acknowledge MY behavior,where as you just launch insult after insult without even taking a second to slow down.

[Matt Doc Martin]

First off..you do not tell me what to do. I challenge you to behave like the gentleman you CLAIM you are,and act politely in public. You do not tell me what to do,you do not tell me what i can or can not say,and the same is true to the fact i do not tell you what to do or say as well. I am saying your constant attacks upon me are feeling like harrassment,and i am asking you to knock it off,for both our sakes. You don't like me. I GET it. I no longer like you either. I am not leaving here because of it,as i have been on YABS for awhile and like most of these people. And yes,you are insecure and/or jealous,but i am not sure why thou?

I tried to today to make one last attempt to talk to you as i talk to all the others on here,but for some reason you have issues with me,such as the remark you made in reguard of wanting to strangle a "man" who declares his love of redheads,a thinly veiled reference to me. That would imply you dislike me stating that i love redheads,and it is obvious that you do not like me flirting with Bev.

Before anyone starts...i do NOT wish to take this to PMs,as i will delete any messages sent to me by Matt unread,such as his last one. He has chosen to make this a open issue,and i am calling him on this crap,openly and honestly.

Matt...get this straight,neither i,nor ANYONE ELSE ON THIS BOARD,has to justify his/her personality,humor,ethics,or posted content they put on this board provided that it is done within the guidelines of the MODs. Your reasons for these attack are because you do not like me? Put me on ignore.
It is simple,and easy to do. If you do not the fact i still from time to time flirt with Bev,ask me not to do that anymore. If you do not like me and wish me gone from these boards,you are NOT driving me away,nor do i wish in any way to make you leave. I ask that you behave in a civil manner on this board to me and i will show you the same respect.

I am very glad i do NOT awnser to you,in any way,shape or form.

Last two PM batches:





How old are you?

About Bev's age. Its a long story,but suffice it to say i remember the 60s.


I also am unusually shy. And can be made to blush easily(something my irl friends take NO small amount in doing. I repay them back by constant puns)


ok...gotcha.

I am now backing away from the internet for my personal safety and petting my cats!

Behave while i am gone! :p


I say this without malice or rancor...GROW A PAIR.

And drop the "innocent knight" act. You end up looking like a middle age shut in living with your mom. Please.
Especially if you are in your late 30's.




You did not respond to my last Pm...instead you went off and apparently sulked for a week.

Seriously...stop posting cranky and whiny all the time. Either get over your problem or get off the internet. YOu will end up apologizing again for being a dick and will just repeat the pattern..LIKE YOU ARE DOING NOW. Get over yourself. Please.

[Reverend Smooth]

I dunno about "piratey", but it sure looks like it chafes.

Might be infected too. :eek:That explains it. Those aren't breasts, they're pus-filled abscesses!

[Night Swordsman]

Last two PM batches:

So now your posting PM's that we have sent,while i still thought you were my friend. Yes,i did not like your PM,i thought it was vulgur and rude,and did not like it. Did i go sulk for a week? Hello..i was off for a few days,and came back. I chose not to talk to you as i felt a cheap attack such as your constantly using is wrong.

But wow..now your posting other peoples PMs,with private information that was told in confidence. How much lower can you go?

[Matt Doc Martin]

So now your posting PM's that we have sent,while i still thought you were my friend. Yes,i did not like your PM,i thought it was vulgur and rude,and did not like it. Did i go sulk for a week? Hello..i was off for a few days,and came back. I chose not to talk to you as i felt a cheap attack such as your constantly using is wrong.

But wow..now your posting other peoples PMs,with private information that was told in confidence. How much lower can you go?




I do not plan on responding to you again. For any reason.


DO what you say you will.

[Night Swordsman]

DO what you say you will.

Is THAT your justification for posting other peoples private message,in which you asked ME about information on myself? Do you feel proud of this?

It seems,now that you have done this,you are now happy to walk away. I am at least glad your done with your attacks. Lets see how long it lasts,as i know i can not trust you.

[Shisho]

She briefly went through a " dress like a librarian " phase in the mid '80s.

Actually, I am a librarian and we all look like this:
http://librarianavengers.org/?p=147

Or this:
http://librarianavengers.org/?p=164

No really. It's true. It's like, a uniform or something. :cool:

She wishes she could be a pirate. Everyone knows who the best pirate is anyway.

http://www.marveldatabase.com/Nightcrawler_(Volume_1)_1

[Night Swordsman]

Actually, I am a librarian and we all look like this:
http://librarianavengers.org/?p=147

Or this:
http://librarianavengers.org/?p=164

No really. It's true. It's like, a uniform or something. :cool:

She wishes she could be a pirate. Everyone knows who the best pirate is anyway.

http://www.marveldatabase.com/Nightcrawler_(Volume_1)_1

Wow. Nice Uniforms<blush!>.

And you NAILED it on the head with the best Pirate. We all need more Bamf dolls in the world.(Kittys Fairy Tale and the mini are among my all time favorites).

You show excellent taste! Glad to meet you! and CBB. rules!

[Matt Doc Martin]

Is THAT your justification for posting other peoples private message,in which you asked ME about information on myself? Do you feel proud of this?

It seems,now that you have done this,you are now happy to walk away. I am at least glad your done with your attacks. Lets see how long it lasts,as i know i can not trust you.
Eh, you ain't worth it, basement dweller.

[Night Swordsman]

Eh, you ain't worth it, basement dweller.

If i am not worth it...why did you just insult me again,without provocation,and still have not justified posting private PMs? And i left you alone,as YOU requested..you came back just to do a insult.

Frankly,your a child. Grow up.

[David Bedlam]

That explains it. Those aren't breasts, they're pus-filled abscesses!

I knew it! No normal woman could have a pair of *whistles* that size.

Does this mean that every female in 90's comics was suffering from the same aftiction? That is one contagous disease!

[Night Swordsman]

I knew it! No normal woman could have a pair of *whistles* that size.

Does this mean that every female in 90's comics was suffering from the same aftiction? That is one contagous disease!

Sigh. It was mainly brought about by artists that defected from Marvel and went to form Image. In time,the outbreak settled down,but there are still cases being reported from time to time,from alot of different companies. Even Manga is not immune to this.

In a strange twist,most men didn't seem to mind this too much. :rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

Some nasty things were said about Bev on the first page with pirates being slut and all. Keep it up!:)

~Lester.

[Night Swordsman]

Some nasty things were said about Bev on the first page with pirates being slut and all. Keep it up!:)

~Lester.

Your confusing sex appeal with sluttiness. Bev has the former,not the later.

YOU on the other hand,are just a dirty ninja. It is good fortune that Sarah Beach is around to keep you out of trouble,most days.

[Shisho]

Wow. Nice Uniforms<blush!>.

And you NAILED it on the head with the best Pirate. We all need more Bamf dolls in the world.(Kittys Fairy Tale and the mini are among my all time favorites).

You show excellent taste! Glad to meet you! and CBB. rules!

Thanks! I'd kill for a Bamf doll. Oh, how I long for one!

[Night Swordsman]

Thanks! I'd kill for a Bamf doll. Oh, how I long for one!

I do remember several years back they DID solicit Bamf dolls. Your not the only one who wants one.

[TCJohnson]

As a side note, Nightcrawler is my favorite comic book character and third favorite character in all of literature behind Sam Gamgee and Capt Sam Vimes.

[Night Swordsman]

As a side note, Nightcrawler is my favorite comic book character and third favorite character in all of literature behind Sam Gamgee and Capt Sam Vimes.

Spidey,NightCrawler,and Kitty Pryde for me. The Cockrum/Byrne/Cockrum/Smith era of the X-men for me was a delight,and i loved the Spidey/NightCrawler/Punisher/Jigsaw storyline from the 70s.

[Shisho]

I grew up with Excalibur, so Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, and Baby Phoenix will probably always be my all time favorite Marvel characters ever. I'm so glad Joss is doing Astonishing now, because he love Kitty as much as I do it seems.

[Night Swordsman]

I grew up with Excalibur, so Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, and Baby Phoenix will probably always be my all time favorite Marvel characters ever. I'm so glad Joss is doing Astonishing now, because he love Kitty as much as I do it seems.

Agreed. Astonishing has been a wonderful bit of fun that has been lacking for a long time. Looking forward to his work on Runaways,and i hope someone realizes that creating weird new villans to fight the x-men dosn't mean its good or fun,but to flesh them out,and give them character...that's much more challenging and rewarding.