The M-d Has Forsaken Us!

[Typo Lad]

Look at all the Spam today.

Where oh where has our Cronin gone?

We must find what is distracting him and destroy it.

Maybe if we made a sacrfice... anyone got any Dylan bootlegs?

[TinMan]

Better yet, lets castrate Ed! I mean, it's not much of an offering, more like an appetizer, but it's not like he'll ever need his junk again!!

[Typo Lad]

The one true M-d has no need of Ed's junk. To the M-d, such junk is mere trash.

[TinMan]

The one true M-d has no need of Ed's junk. To the M-d, such junk is mere trash.

Perhaps a burnt offering is in order. Who shall we tie to the stake first?

[dingo]

Perhaps a burnt offering is in order. Who shall we tie to the stake first?

The spammers perhaps?

[Clint Barton]

And all I really want is a handle change....

[Typo Lad]

Perhaps a burnt offering is in order.

I've got papers somewhere...

[Agent Helix]

If you see spam, it's best just to let it get bumped down the list. I know it's tempting to be snarky to spammers, but rest assured they're not re-checking these threads for replies, and all it does is shoot them up to the top of the list again.

[Typo Lad]

And all I really want is a handle change....
Different issue. That's an admin thing. And the rules are you have to change to your real name. Nothing else. No honorifics or tag-ons.

Now stop sucking the fun out of the thread and say something to appease the M-d, Mallowed be his Marsh.

[Typo Lad]

If you see spam, it's best just to let it get bumped down the list. I know it's tempting to be snarky to spammers, but rest assured they're not re-checking these threads for replies, and all it does is shoot them up to the top of the list again.
So you're saying that M-d helps those who help themselves? Fascinating.

I don't know if I agree.

[Slam_Bradley]

Different issue. That's an admin thing. And the rules are you have to change to your real name. Nothing else. No honorifics or tag-ons.

Now stop sucking the fun out of the thread and say something to appease the M-d, Mallowed be his Marsh.

Unless, of course, your name is Morts.

[dingo]

If you see spam, it's best just to let it get bumped down the list. I know it's tempting to be snarky to spammers, but rest assured they're not re-checking these threads for replies, and all it does is shoot them up to the top of the list again.

The thing about spam around here is that it is rare enough to be a novelty.

[Reverend Smooth]

Like others said- ignore the threads. They'd fall off the front page soon enough if people did.

[Typo Lad]

Unless, of course, your name is Morts.
Well, a Morts is a Morts (of course).

[Agent Helix]

So you're saying that M-d helps those who help themselves? Fascinating.

I don't know if I agree.

No, but for today I've arbitrarily decided to be a Randian Objectivist.

If you didn't want your forum to be spammed, then you wouldn't have a forum to be spammed, would you?

[Clint Barton]

Different issue. That's an admin thing. And the rules are you have to change to your real name. Nothing else. No honorifics or tag-ons.

Now stop sucking the fun out of the thread and say something to appease the M-d, Mallowed be his Marsh.

You can call me Mr. Tibbs, then.

[Slam_Bradley]

You can call me Mr. Tibbs, then.

Too uppity to be called Virgil?

[Agent Helix]

The thing about spam around here is that it is rare enough to be a novelty.

Fair 'nuff.

[Matt Algren]

Look at all the Spam today.

Where oh where has our Cronin gone?

We must find what is distracting him and destroy it.

Maybe if we made a sacrifice... anyone got any Dylan bootlegs?I defy you to prove that this "Cronin" actually exists. If I told you that a flying spaghetti monster went around deleting bad posts, would you automatically believe me?

Stupid.

[HomerJay]

Cronin doesn't matter.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/boom8fo8ne6xy.gif

[mattbib]

Cronin's... tied up at the moment.

Expletive Deleted and I are taking over.

[Michael P]

Cronin's... tied up at the moment.

Expletive Deleted and I are taking over.

Long as the bastard gets me my Ghost Rider tickets.

[Typo Lad]

Cronin's... tied up at the moment.

What base perversions are you commiting?

Further, will there be a video for sale?

[Winslow]

Cronin's... tied up at the moment.

Expletive Deleted and I are taking over.

Sounds like a Mod coups d'etat

[mattbib]

What base perversions are you commiting?
Think A Clockwork Orange meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Further, will there be a video for sale?
We'd NEVER do that!




We're giving it away.

[HomerJay]

Cronin was around long enough to lock-up the Anna Nicole thread. Thank God, because it was getting in the way of the hard news that we come to CBR for.

[jessecuster3]

Long as the bastard gets me my Ghost Rider tickets.

Are you guys going opening night ?

[Merey]

Matt - Where's your eye-lazering avatar? I miss it. And what's up with the coup?

[Typo Lad]

Cronin was around long enough to lock-up the Anna Nicole thread. Thank God, because it was getting in the way of the hard news that we come to CBR for.
I was chastened by a co-worker for saying she never really did anything for me.

[HomerJay]

I was chastened by a co-worker for saying she never really did anything for me.
That's OK. Even at her pinnacle of looks she was what I like to call "Genre-hot". You either really dug her alot (like me) or not at all (like you).

Everybody here knows I like em blonde & curvy, and at her peak she personified that archetype.

[Mac Danny]

Long as the bastard gets me my Ghost Rider tickets.

You think you'll have a problem getting those? Don't really see a mad rush to see that movie.

[Typo Lad]

That's OK. Even at her pinnacle of looks she was what I like to call "Genre-hot". You either really dug her alot (like me) or not at all (like you).

He actually chastened me for not liking blonds all that much in general.

Then there's the matter of having very little respect for her as a person.

Which does not change the fact that a baby just lost her mother, and that's just sad.

[HomerJay]

Then there's the matter of having very little respect for her as a person.
I'm talking about her at her Playboy height (and weight for that matter), before everyone knew she was nuts/retarded.

Which does not change the fact that a baby just lost her mother, and that's just sad.
The creepiest theory I've heard floated out there is that the real reason for the refusal of the paternity tests is that her SON is the baby's father.

Ewww.

[Typo Lad]

I'm talking about her at her Playboy height (and weight for that matter), before everyone knew she was nuts/retarded.

Yeah, never did it for me.

I'm just wired different.

The creepiest theory I've heard floated out there is that the real reason for the refusal of the paternity tests is that her SON is the baby's father.

Ewww.

You're a sick, sick man.

The M-d will strike you down where you stand.

[HomerJay]

You're a sick, sick man.

The M-d will strike you down where you stand.
Ain't MY theory. That didn't even occur to me.

The simple fact that you and I have turned this into another Anna Nicole thread is proof of Cronin's absenteeism.

[Typo Lad]

Ain't MY theory. That didn't even occur to me.

Why would you repeat such nastyness?

The simple fact that you and I have turned this into another Anna Nicole thread is proof of Cronin's absenteeism.

You know, before the Coming of the Cronin, there was another M-d. We don't like to talk about it, for the thought that there can be more than one M-d confuses and upsets us.

Still, I have to wonder... what if some other M-d has done away with the One, True M-d?

[HomerJay]

Why would you repeat such nastyness?
I guess it's a bit like tasting something bad and then following it up with "Ewwww...you gotta try this."

[Gene M.]

Different issue. That's an admin thing. And the rules are you have to change to your real name. Nothing else. No honorifics or tag-ons.

Now stop sucking the fun out of the thread and say something to appease the M-d, Mallowed be his Marsh.
The fuck you sayin' 'bout me?

[mattbib]

Matt - Where's your eye-lazering avatar? I miss it. And what's up with the coup?A temporary break for some X-board thing. It'll be back.

Coup? Who said there's a coup?

*sends up smoke signals*

[Quarterwolf]

Think A Clockwork Orange meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
We'd NEVER do that!




We're giving it away.

Did Matt just admit to being a crazy Ommpa Loompa?