Valentine's Day cartoons for the single person

[Brian Defferding]

One night I made some impromptu cartoons specifically designed for the single person, and slapped 'em on Comic Space. If you need reassurance in your complete futility in love and lonliness, then check these out and weep for your soul. Here they are! (http://www.comicspace.com/deftoons/comics.php)

Happy Valentine's Day!

[i_mmmchocolate]

HAHA! They're all great, but I especially love the 'Misery doesn't love company' one.

[darkkeeperjr]

Cruel and so true!

[Spike-X]

"The reason you're single is because...


...you probably suck."



It's so true!!!

[StoneGold]

"The reason you're single is because...


...you probably suck."



It's so true!!!

Unless you're a woman.



Then you are single because you won't. Frigid bitch.

[Typo Lad]

I would like permission to link to these from my blog please. They rock.

[Brian Defferding]

I would like permission to link to these from my blog please. They rock.

You absolutely have my permission.

Thanks guys and gals! Glad you like 'em! :)

[HomerJay]

Each one of these made me laugh out loud.

Brian, you really gotta post more often.

[Ray R.]

Deliciously dark.

Nice work.

[jessecuster3]

Hilarious! Thanks for these.

[Merey]

HA. Brilliant! Because I like the darkest of dark humor my favorite is "The Reason Your Father Left You..."

[Matt Algren]

http://dramsoc.nuigalway.ie/news/2005_2006/sem2/images/cupid_dead.jpg

[Justin Davis]

HA. Brilliant! Because I like the darkest of dark humor my favorite is "The Reason Your Father Left You..."

That's also my favorite one.

[Ed Cunard]

These are awesome.

[Brian Defferding]

Each one of these made me laugh out loud.

Brian, you really gotta post more often.

Thanks bro! I agree, methinks I should be posting here more often.

[Quarterwolf]

Thanks bro! I agree, methinks I should be posting here more often.


Damn. Those are just so wonderfully evil.

You did not seem this evil at ChicagoCon. Oh I bet you were evil all those times you were not at your booth.

And yes. We need more Wisconsin posters here.

[Brian Defferding]

Damn. Those are just so wonderfully evil.

You did not seem this evil at ChicagoCon. Oh I bet you were evil all those times you were not at your booth.

And yes. We need more Wisconsin posters here.

Tee hee! I'd like to think I'm a human manifestation of a cheesy burrito - soft and cheesy on the outside, but will destroy you when ingested.

No, that's not right.

Let's try that again - I'm more of a moldy bowl of guacamole. I look harmless at first but upon close look I'm quite hideous and evil.

No no no no...uhhhhhhhh....

I'm kind of like a stuffed animal filled with shrapnel bombs. I'm all cuddly and sweet, but then out of fucking nowhere I cause an insane bloodbath or horror and gore. Yes.

[Quarterwolf]

Tee hee! I'd like to think I'm a human manifestation of a cheesy burrito - soft and cheesy on the outside, but will destroy you when ingested.

No, that's not right.

Let's try that again - I'm more of a moldy bowl of guacamole. I look harmless at first but upon close look I'm quite hideous and evil.

No no no no...uhhhhhhhh....

I'm kind of like a stuffed animal filled with shrapnel bombs. I'm all cuddly and sweet, but then out of fucking nowhere I cause an insane bloodbath or horror and gore. Yes.
Did you actually just use "Tee Hee" in a post? Damn. YOU are a stuffed animal. A female stuffed animal. lol.

Are you going to be at ChicagoCon this year?

[Brian Defferding]

Did you actually just use "Tee Hee" in a post? Damn. YOU are a stuffed animal. A female stuffed animal. lol.

Are you going to be at ChicagoCon this year?

I certainly intend to be! If anyone stops by my table and says they're from the CBR forums, I will personally do a little dancing for you.

But nothing naked. I don't want to be carried out by security guards with my junk hanging out while fans loot my table. Nope. Nosirrreeeee.

[Quarterwolf]

I certainly intend to be! If anyone stops by my table and says they're from the CBR forums, I will personally do a little dancing for you.

But nothing naked. I don't want to be carried out by security guards with my junk hanging out while fans loot my table. Nope. Nosirrreeeee.

Ok. That might make me avoid your booth/spot.

Unless you dance ON the table while signing the plot for your book....

[Brian Defferding]

Ok. That might make me avoid your booth/spot.

Unless you dance ON the table while signing the plot for your book....

You haven't seen me dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpxRaQWB8NY)? Dear Lord, you just haven't LIVED! :D

[Quarterwolf]

You haven't seen me dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpxRaQWB8NY)? Dear Lord, you just haven't LIVED! :D

If that link has you naked dancing and then being lead out by the police from a con I will be most cross.

[Brian Defferding]

If that link has you naked dancing and then being lead out by the police from a con I will be most cross.
HAW! Nope, no nakedness or security. Just pure Defferdancing.

[Quarterwolf]

HAW! Nope, no nakedness or security. Just pure Defferdancing.


After watching it I still get the feeling security should have been called. *Evil grin*

[Brian Defferding]

After watching it I still get the feeling security should have been called. *Evil grin*

I'd shoot 'em...

...with my LAZZ0RR EYEZ!!1

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/deftoons/meborg.jpg

[Nikita]

One night I made some impromptu cartoons specifically designed for the single person, and slapped 'em on Comic Space. If you need reassurance in your complete futility in love and lonliness, then check these out and weep for your soul. Here they are! (http://www.comicspace.com/deftoons/comics.php)

Happy Valentine's Day!



Those are cruel and brilliantly hilarious at the same time. Love them. :D

[Brian Defferding]

Thanks Nikita!