Things I think about at 4.00 AM

[Iangould]

Which are tougher, wolverines or Tasmanian devils?

Pound-for-pound I thin Tasmanian devils, but wolverines are way bigger.

So there's really only one way to settle this fairly: giant mutated Tasmanian devils.

[Puma]

now are we talking about Canadian wolverines? because they are the best at what they do, bub.

[sehthan]

I've seen video footage of a wolverine chasing off a bear. That's hardcore. Do tasmanian devils have any similar feats?

Also, obligatory prep-time joke.

[Paul McEnery]

Actually, that's the crossover I want to see.

That and Deadpool/Wile E. Coyote.

[Winslow]

I HATE University of Michigan. . they're also weasels

so I'm sayin' the little Devil.

[moebius]

I HATE University of Michigan. . they're also weasels

so I'm sayin' the little Devil.

The largest of weasels, motherfrakker.

Also, can a Tasmanian Devil support two monthlies and appear in five other books? I doubt it.

[Clint Barton]

Moonbats...and writing a resignation letter in Latin and stabbing it to a wooden door of your company, signing it "Lex Luther"....and the Divinity of Mary.....and pixie dust.

[Mac Danny]

I have to go with the Tasmanian Devil.. It's got Devil in the title. Wolverine doesn't so IMO the Tasmanian Devil whomps ass over the Wolverine.

Unless they are the Wolverines from Red Dawn. They win because they have Swayze and Guns.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0792838041.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

WOOOLLLLLLVVVERRRIINNNNNEESSS!!!!!!

[Sgt. Preston]

That feathered hair they're both sportin' looks stylin'!

[Pól Rua]

Which are tougher, wolverines or Tasmanian devils?

Pound-for-pound I thin Tasmanian devils, but wolverines are way bigger.

So there's really only one way to settle this fairly: giant mutated Tasmanian devils.

My rumbles-sense is tingling.

[Iangould]

I've seen video footage of a wolverine chasing off a bear. That's hardcore. Do tasmanian devils have any similar feats?

Also, obligatory prep-time joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_devil

An analysis of mammalian bite force, corrected for body size, shows that the devil has the strongest bite of any living mammal.

Tasmanian Devils can take prey up to the size of a small wallaby, but in practice they are opportunistic and eat carrion more often than they hunt live prey. Although the devil favours wombats, it will eat all small native mammals, domestic mammals (including sheep), birds, fish, insects, frogs and reptiles. Their diet is largely varied and depends on the food available.[7] On average, they eat about 15% of their body weight each day; however, they can eat up to 40% of their body weight in 30 minutes if the opportunity arises

A full-grown Tasmanian Devil weighs abotu 6 kilograms so killing a fullgrown sheep is probably equivalent to a wolverine killing and eating a moose.

[sehthan]

A full-grown Tasmanian Devil weighs abotu 6 kilograms so killing a fullgrown sheep is probably equivalent to a wolverine killing and eating a moose.

Those are good points, but sheep don't fight back.

Like I've said, I've seen a wolverine actually face down a bear. In fact, IIRC, it actually stole the bear's kill. That's awesome.

[StoneGold]

They'd fuck like a Brood and Miek.

[Winslow]

The largest of weasels, motherfrakker.

Also, can a Tasmanian Devil support two monthlies and appear in five other books? I doubt it.

But when Loony Tunes wanted to characterize a badass, did they pick a wolverine? Nope.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/TazManiaVersionOfTaz.jpg

That is, TAZ > X-Men Wolverine

Those are good points, but sheep don't fight back.

Like I've said, I've seen a wolverine actually face down a bear. In fact, IIRC, it actually stole the bear's kill. That's awesome.

Well, according to this link, the Bear kicked it's ass.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/05/030506073236.htm

Another strike against Wolverines, they're dumb as shit.

I'm being silly here - if that's not obvious. This is a silly thread, right?

[sehthan]

Well, according to this link, the Bear kicked it's ass.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/05/030506073236.htm



Ha! Well, it's Bears 1, Wolverines 1. That's still pretty good, considering.

Also note from that article:
Last month, another team of WCS researchers discovered another carnivore oddity, when they learned that a mountain lion they were tracking in Yellowstone National Park had been attacked and killed by a pack of wolves.

Nature's gone crazy! Unless the animals are targeting the ones being tracked. Nobody likes a rat, so to speak.

[dingo]

Those are good points, but sheep don't fight back.



Go bite a sheep on the leg.

See what happens.

[Ed Cunard]

Go bite a sheep on the leg.

See what happens.

Why bite the sheep when you get the sex for free?

[founder81]

The mongoose kicks both their asses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSJMg9FBLSo