View Full Version : Sex and the Single Superhero (probably NOT work safe)
Indigo Al
02-07-2007, 06:25 AM
http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/mckee/superhero/
Interesting round up on superhero sex (and unfortunately, rape) scenes from Nerve.
The sexiest of the choices, for sure, is the Nick Fury/Allegra panels - It's WHAT YOU DON'T SEE, folks! - with Batman-Talia from Son of the Demon second.
The tackiest? Jan and Hank Pym. Did Chuck Austen write that?
Ringslinger76
02-07-2007, 06:48 AM
I knew about most of those except for the Purple Man story.. damn that was just wrong. Please tell me it ended horribly for him.
The one that still ticks me off most is Gwen Stacy and the Goblin. It envokes in me much NERD FURY! :mad:
cactusmaac
02-07-2007, 06:50 AM
The tackiest? Jan and Hank Pym. Did Chuck Austen write that?
Geoff Johns I think.
Charles RB
02-07-2007, 06:59 AM
Please tell me it ended horribly for him.
Jessica beat the snot out of him.
Draconomicon
02-07-2007, 07:03 AM
Sins past and Identity Crisis still has be cooking! >:|
Horribly shitty stories!
Jessica beat the snot out of him.
Luke Cage did so as well in New Avengers.
His own little revenge
AllisterH
02-07-2007, 08:27 AM
Small correction about the Nerve entry on Purple Man.
While his first appearance had him robbing banks, the purple man has pretty much ALWAYS been depicted as a rapist.
In the 70s, Purple Man would always be depicted with a beautiful woman on his arm (like women are actually attracted to purple men) AND the fact that Persuasion/Purple girl with her mom's story of months long adoration exists means that the revelation in Alias wasn't that big a revelation.
Its why there was never a big brouhaha about it a la the Dr. Light rape.
Brian "Vash" Ashby
02-07-2007, 09:08 AM
Looking at the art, im starting to think Dr. Light just dry raped her. He's hands were on her's for most of the scene.....im wondering where the disrobing is.
Dry rape....now there is something i've never seen....well...anywhere
Kirayoshi
02-07-2007, 09:30 AM
They should have mentioned Kitty and Colossus in AXM #14!
"This never happened to me before--it's entirely your fault."
"I like to think so, yes."
Buzz Dixon
02-07-2007, 09:57 AM
As long as it was consensual, I like the idea of Luke gettin' his freak on with the Marvel ladies.
Killer Bee
02-07-2007, 10:01 AM
What's this made up stuff about a retcon happening with Gwen and Norman having sex?
Never happened. EVER.
Jack Zodiac
02-07-2007, 11:38 AM
I don't get it... was Hank goin' at Jan's clit like a speedbag or something? Wouldn't she want him to use his growing powers instead?
Also, Jim Steranko was a motherfucking stud.
Eliseu Gouveia
02-07-2007, 11:46 AM
Why?
Why did I have to see that Gwen Stacy/Osborn page?
To think I could have lived a happy and productive life as a mentally healthy member of society..........
Jack Zodiac
02-07-2007, 11:49 AM
You mean watching a sixteen year old girl getting railed by a forty-something psycho doesn't get your engine runnin'? Weirdo.
Corrina
02-07-2007, 11:56 AM
On Steve Rogers and Sharon Carter...
I just bought the Captain America essentials that has the very story from the panels. Now, maybe I have a jaded eye, but it sure seems to me they were sleeping together back then. After all, they *took* a vacation at the beach together. And they weren't sleeping in separate rooms.
Nothing as explicit as that scene in Brubaker/Epting's Cap, though. But that relationship is being handled really well, and the sex is an important part of their bonding.
Also, Jim Steranko was a motherfucking stud.
The gun's in the holster, baby! That's all you need to know!:D
The Hank/Janet think was pretty disturbing.
I do agree, they should have brought up the Peter/Kitty scene from Astonishing. That was just funny!
shrike
02-07-2007, 01:00 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I liked the Fury sex page the best.
Wow, a lot of crappy stories were shown in this article!
Alan Lynch
02-07-2007, 01:06 PM
That's the first time I've seen that Gwen Stacy/Norman Osborn page. Good God Almighty, that's disturbing.
Jack Zodiac
02-07-2007, 01:07 PM
The gun's in the holster, baby! That's all you need to know!:D
The Hank/Janet think was pretty disturbing.
I do agree, they should have brought up the Peter/Kitty scene from Astonishing. That was just funny!
He sexed her right through the floor because he's made of RAGE!
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