The greatest "letter to the editor" ever!

[Paul Newell]

Just had to share this.

In last Friday's local paper, the following article appeared:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/paulnewell/fountain1.jpg

This leeter then appeared in Monday's edition:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/paulnewell/fountain2.jpg

I wept tears of joy.

I also wonder, before they relised it was a drinking fountain, just where they thought the water fountained from. :)

[Spike-X]

"Charlotte Webb"?

[Paul Newell]

"Charlotte Webb"?
Jeez, I didn't even realise!

[Spike-X]

And yes, that is indeed a magnificent erection.

And not at all phallic. Nope.

[MaxofSteel]

That fountain is pretty nice. But mine's bigger. :cool:

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I'd stop to get a mouthful of that.

Sorry, from that.

[The Mirrorball Man]

Is there a... um... a well that goes with it?

[Mike Smash!]

The artist sure had something to prove, it seems. Excellent letter.

[Ontir]

Well... it certainly LOOKS like an erection!

[HomerJay]

I don't if any of you have noticed this, but...that looks just like an erect penis.

[Paul McEnery]

Has anyone taken "wet willy" yet?

Okay, I'll have that, then.

[DonC]

Just remember, when drinking for that fountain, it's always most polite to swallow.

[parrish]

At least someone in the town has a sense of humor about it, since it'll probably be the center of many jokes in the town.

[Spike-X]

I don't if any of you have noticed this, but...that looks just like an erect penis.
What? What the hell are you talking about?

Man, some people gotta make everything dirty...

[Ray R.]

Looks more like a wishing well to me......

[Slam_Bradley]

Look...a fountainhead.

[Paul Newell]

At least someone in the town has a sense of humor about it, since it'll probably be the center of many jokes in the town.
I tell ya, the first time I ever saw it I did the biggest double take you've ever seen. I'm very surprised that it wasn't demolished out of embarrassment years ago.

[parrish]

I tell ya, the first time I ever saw it I did the biggest double take you've ever seen. I'm very surprised that it wasn't demolished out of embarrassment years ago.

I'd hate to have family and friends visiting and having to go by it.

"Hey, that fountain looks like a..."

"I know, I know!"

[Pól Rua]

Look...a fountainhead.

I find that commen Objectivable.

[dingo]

Just remember, when drinking for that fountain, it's always most polite to swallow.

That is a phallusy.

[MaxofSteel]

That is a phallusy.

Quit dickin' around yous guys.

[Mike Smash!]

Quit dickin' around yous guys.

Fine. No reason to be a prick about it...

[Paul Newell]

Fine. No reason to be a prick about it...
You've got some balls....

[Dreadstar]

Looks like this thread has turned into a dick measuring contest.

[jade_nova]

I am assuming that the water comes out of the tip, er I mean the top.

[Black Atom]

I'm sure this fountain will bring lots of (heh) ha-penis to the community.

...

I should've been aborted.

[The Mirrorball Man]

What? What the hell are you talking about?

Man, some people gotta make everything dirty...

No, really, if you just squint your eyes and tilt your head, you can almost see it.

[MaxofSteel]

I'm sure this fountain will bring lots of (heh) ha-penis to the community.

...

I should've been aborted.

Now that's a cockamamie thing to say!

[Quarterwolf]

Forget San fran. I think we just found a new Gay Mecca.

[Paul Newell]

Forget San fran. I think we just found a new Gay Mecca.
Not by a long shot! The Gay Mecca is definitely in my old home town of Newcastle!

I present....QUEEN'S WHARF!

http://p.vtourist.com/361321-Things_To_Do-Australia_and_Oceania.jpg

[Calybos]

It's a wishing fountain. Rub it and make the genie come out.