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titanfan
02-06-2007, 04:53 PM
I know we have some readers from the Washington State area (Gail?), so....

Surely this is something both gays and Evangelical Christians can agree on....

http://www.wa-doma.org/Default.aspx


The Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance seeks to defend equal marriage in this state by challenging the Washington Supreme Court’s ruling on Andersen v. King County. This decision, given in July 2006, declared that a “legitimate state interest” allows the Legislature to limit marriage to those couples able to have and raise children together. Because of this “legitimate state interest,” it is permissible to bar same-sex couples from legal marriage.

The way we are challenging Andersen is unusual: using the initiative, we are working to put the Court’s ruling into law. We will do this through three initiatives. The first would make procreation a requirement for legal marriage. The second would prohibit divorce or legal separation when there are children. The third would make the act of having a child together the legal equivalent of a marriage ceremony.

Absurd? Very. But there is a rational basis for this absurdity. By floating the initiatives, we hope to prompt discussion about the many misguided assumptions which make up the Andersen ruling. By getting the initiatives passed, we hope the Supreme Court will strike them down as unconstitutional and thus weaken Andersen itself. And at the very least, it should be good fun to see the social conservatives who have long screamed that marriage exists for the sole purpose of procreation be forced to choke on their own rhetoric.

Reverend Smooth
02-06-2007, 05:02 PM
I know we have some readers from the Washington State area (Gail?), so....

Surely this is something both gays and Evangelical Christians can agree on....

http://www.wa-doma.org/Default.aspx
And straights. I'd vote for it if I could.

I mean, what kind of marriage do I have? It's a sham and threatens the state because, horror of horrors, I have no kids, want none, and seem to have the good fortune of being sterile anyway.

It is an abomination or something.

sk716
02-06-2007, 05:12 PM
I know we have some readers from the Washington State area (Gail?), so....

Surely this is something both gays and Evangelical Christians can agree on....

http://www.wa-doma.org/Default.aspx

Heh. Now that's good thinking.

Spike-X
02-06-2007, 06:21 PM
The third would make the act of having a child together the legal equivalent of a marriage ceremony.

Oh, fuck...

Yonar
02-06-2007, 06:28 PM
More frightening, to me, is the fear that the supreme court /will not/ strike these laws down.

After all, No more single parents.

No more divorces.
No More gay mariage.

I'm failing to see the downside for the 700 club faction here.

Spike-X
02-06-2007, 06:31 PM
More frightening, to me, is the fear that the supreme court /will not/ strike these laws down.

After all, No more single parents.

No more divorces.
No More gay mariage.

I'm failing to see the downside for the 700 club faction here.
Indeed.

Give them what they (say they) want.

And let them fucking choke on it.

Justin Carr
02-06-2007, 09:07 PM
Great, now it would a appear that I'm not really married. I'm going to have to knock my wife up real quick to make it legal again. *G*

Yonar
02-06-2007, 09:09 PM
Indeed.

Give them what they (say they) want.

And let them fucking choke on it.

See, what I'm not getting is how these things that they say they want are going to choke them?

I mean, really, they're not just saying they want to get rid of infidelity, single parents, and such. They really are that fanatical about it..

I can see huge problems removing this law, or reversing the legal precendent of its passage if it did hold up in court.

PatrickG
02-06-2007, 09:39 PM
Oh, fuck...

Looks like somebody's a polygamist.

So much for "open source".

Better get an electron microscope and a laser and start printing a GNU license on those sperm, buddy.

PatrickG
02-06-2007, 09:42 PM
The third would make the act of having a child together the legal equivalent of a marriage ceremony.

I wonder if there would still need to be two witnesses on hand. Ha!

the4thpip
02-07-2007, 12:00 AM
The third would make the act of having a child together the legal equivalent of a marriage ceremony.
Won't that make polygamy legal?

Spike-X
02-07-2007, 01:03 AM
Looks like somebody's a polygamist.

Nope. Two children, one mother.


Better get an electron microscope and a laser and start printing a GNU license on those sperm, buddy.

No need. They're no longer being released to the public.