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Doom68
01-14-2007, 05:23 PM
Hannibal and Jason get an hour of prep and rest before each fight.
Jason will not harm Hannibal, in fact he is open to suggestions from hannibal as far as strategy goes. they get standard equipment.

1-2 predators
2- 2 xenomorphs
3- 50 zombies from 28 days later
4- composite james bond (connery, moore, brosnan, craig...all of thier strengths, none of thier weaknesses and an hour of prep as well)
5- 100 oprahs in 5 minutes, can they cut through them in time?
6- headless horseman and red skull (controlling horseman, get 30 mins of prep and strategy)
7- jeepers creepers monster with wings, and chucky (has influence on creeper, and 30 mins of prep)
8- terminator (arnold) with shotgun
9- Legolas and Gimli bloodlusted
10- Queen Alien
11- Goldar (no giant)

JCAll
01-14-2007, 09:38 PM
1-2 predators
I'm really thinking it stops here. I doubt the Preds can keep Jason dead(even if they walk of with his head), but they can definately take Hannibal with a single shot without even leaving cloak. The one getting shot gets a machette thrown through his skull, but Jason will get shot to shit before he gets his machette back unless he ninja-ports out of harms way.

2- 2 xenomorphs
If they get this far, the Xenos are dead. The acid won't hurt Jason and he can probably rip them apart barehanded after his machette melts. They'll never even reach Hanibal

3- 50 zombies from 28 days later
Jason has to keep Hanibal from even coming in contact wih a single drop of blood, which is much like the Aliens but harder cause they are getting swarmed. They can't hurt Jason though.

4- composite james bond (connery, moore, brosnan, craig...all of thier strengths, none of thier weaknesses and an hour of prep as well)
Bond deals with guys like Jaws and OddJob, so it's a lot like that. And we know that from Connery's fued with Trebek that he is at least on a comparable mental plain with Hannibal. Lets call it a draw.

5- 100 oprahs in 5 minutes, can they cut through them in time?
No. Not gonna happen. Even at his best Jason can't take 100 fleeing victims in 5 minutes, and unless Hannible gets a machine gun9which makes me think A-Team, and confuses me) he isn't gonna make a decent dent.

6- headless horseman and red skull (controlling horseman, get 30 mins of prep and strategy)
Which Headless Horseman?

7- jeepers creepers monster with wings, and chucky (has influence on creeper, and 30 mins of prep)
Chucky's pretty dumb so that might give Hannibal a chance, but the Creeper is still pretty tough even if he doesn't have a source of convient parts to feed from to regen the damage Jason will do.

8- terminator (arnold) with shotgun
What's a eminator made of, cause Jason put his machette through a pretthy thick metal bar in the shp in Jason X, and shotgun blasts and blunt damage do jack to Jason. But still, a Terminator is pretty tough, and the T3 version has 2 mini-nukes in his chest.

9- Legolas and Gimli bloodlusted
No. Not a chance. Magic arrows are gonna take 'em both down before they move. But the comparison between Tolkien Elf immortality and Slasher immortality is still cool.

10- Queen Alien
Damn, that bitch is tough. But getting past Jason's regen...
Still his machette is gonna melt, and I doubt he can take her bare handed, like her brood, but he may give Hannibal enough time to go find a loader suit so they can duke it out. Still not as cool as the end of Aliens though.

11- Goldar (no giant)[/quote]
No. I know they wouldn't win the gauntlet anyway, but they aren't beating Goldar regardless.