Valtrex

[heystacy]

After seeing the commercial one too many times, and my own twisted need for silliness, I decided to write a little parody song. I hope y'all enjoy it.


If Yer full of desire
But yer crotch is on fire
Use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

If yer really in that mood
And Herpes stops yer groove
Use Valtrex
Use Vatrex

If you have an outbreak
And you really love your mate
Well, you’ll just have to wait
For the symptoms to dissipate

As careful as you can be
There is no cure for Herpes
But you can use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

Don’t ferget Valtrex is a drug, and
Before you get that lovin’
Read the damn box
Cause yer kidneys may stop

If you had a burnin sensation before
Consult your doctor if it burns more
Cause Valtrex is no miracle drug
Sometimes, well, you just gotta…hug

Use Valtrex!

[Papergirl]

Bwahahahahahaha!

So... WRONG.

I loved it. :D

~Bev

[heystacy]

Bwahahahahahaha!

So... WRONG.

I loved it. :D

~Bev


Thank yew. :D I love to see people smiling! It makes me feel good.

[Lester C.]

After seeing the commercial one too many times, and my own twisted need for silliness, I decided to write a little parody song. I hope y'all enjoy it.


If Yer full of desire
But yer crotch is on fire
Use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

If yer really in that mood
And Herpes stops yer groove
Use Valtrex
Use Vatrex

If you have an outbreak
And you really love your mate
Well, you’ll just have to wait
For the symptoms to dissipate

As careful as you can be
There is no cure for Herpes
But you can use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

Don’t ferget Valtrex is a drug, and
Before you get that lovin’
Read the damn box
Cause yer kidneys may stop

If you had a burnin sensation before
Consult your doctor if it burns more
Cause Valtrex is no miracle drug
Sometimes, well, you just gotta…hug

Use Valtrex!
This quote has been copied and saved and WILL be used against you at a later date.:)

[heystacy]

This quote has been copied and saved and WILL be used against you at a later date.:)

And your point is? :p

I'm proud of this parody song. Quote it line by line if you have to baby. :D :cool:

[Lester C.]

And your point is? :p

I'm proud of this parody song. Quote it line by line if you have to baby. :D :cool:

So you are proud of the your Herpes symptoms and are in need of Valtrex.:eek:

[heystacy]

So you are proud of the your Herpes symptoms and are in need of Valtrex.:eek:

Aren't you the poster who talked of cock sauce? :eek: I would think my song would be a good PSA for you!:p

[sk716]

After seeing the commercial one too many times, and my own twisted need for silliness, I decided to write a little parody song. I hope y'all enjoy it.


If Yer full of desire
But yer crotch is on fire
Use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

If yer really in that mood
And Herpes stops yer groove
Use Valtrex
Use Vatrex

If you have an outbreak
And you really love your mate
Well, you’ll just have to wait
For the symptoms to dissipate

As careful as you can be
There is no cure for Herpes
But you can use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

Don’t ferget Valtrex is a drug, and
Before you get that lovin’
Read the damn box
Cause yer kidneys may stop

If you had a burnin sensation before
Consult your doctor if it burns more
Cause Valtrex is no miracle drug
Sometimes, well, you just gotta…hug

Use Valtrex!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

[heystacy]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

I got the director/writer of the Eric and Ray show to laugh? :cool:

This is a most happy day for me. Love ya SK. :)

[Lester C.]

Aren't you the poster who talked of cock sauce? :eek: I would think my song would be a good PSA for you!:p

I'll have you know that cock sauce is a staple in MANY people's diet but like all things it’s best when it comes freshly squeezed from the source.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/162334048_019b71b607_m.jpg

[Lester C.]

I got the director/writer of the Eric and Ray show to laugh? :cool:

This is a most happy day for me. Love ya SK. :)

If you love anyone they are going to have to to the clinic or pick up some Valtrex.

[heystacy]

I'll have you know that cock sauce is a staple in MANY people's diet but like all things it’s best when it comes freshly squeezed from the source.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/162334048_019b71b607_m.jpg

You also have a viral problems on your computer.:eek:

You cyber did it with Adrian Paul's retouched image again, no?

Told ya, Trojan over Norton baby.:cool:

[heystacy]

If you love anyone they are going to have to to the clinic or pick up some Valtrex.

You so are jealous, aren't you? :p

[Lester C.]

You so are jealous, aren't you? :p

If I wasn't on probation for the thing with multiple user accounts I'd start a thread called "Yuppies with herpes and those that love them and now have a painful itch."

[Lester C.]

Also how is Vegas this time of year Mr. I'm singing the praises of Valtrex.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6258291.stm

[heystacy]

If I wasn't on probation for the thing with multiple user accounts I'd start a thread called "Yuppies with herpes and those that love them and now have a painful itch."

And I'm the bad one?:eek:

Lawyers. You'd likely try to file an injunction agaisnt your own STD, and put yer own crotch on trial. :p

But don't hate the player, again. Throw out yout Haterade.

[Lester C.]

And I'm the bad one?:eek:

Lawyers. You'd likely try to file an injunction agaisnt your own STD, and put yer own crotch on trial. :p

But don't hate the player, again. Throw out yout Haterade.

Hey this is about YOU. Did you they test for herpes by using shining a white light on Little Stacy? Now look at the glowing white color of your hands on your avatar. If that's not you admitting your guilt I don't know what it. Motion to convict your honor.

[heystacy]

Hey this is about YOU. Did you they test for herpes by using shining a white light on Little Stacy? Now look at the glowing white color of your hands on your avatar. If that's not you admitting your guilt I don't know what it. Motion to convict your honor.

It's really about what you want. Is this not the same hand you coveted?

Projetion Lester? tsk. :eek: :p

[Lester C.]

After seeing the commercial one too many times, and my own twisted need for silliness, I decided to write a little parody song. I hope y'all enjoy it.


If Yer full of desire
But yer crotch is on fire
Use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

If yer really in that mood
And Herpes stops yer groove
Use Valtrex
Use Vatrex

If you have an outbreak
And you really love your mate
Well, you’ll just have to wait
For the symptoms to dissipate

As careful as you can be
There is no cure for Herpes
But you can use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

Don’t ferget Valtrex is a drug, and
Before you get that lovin’
Read the damn box
Cause yer kidneys may stop

If you had a burnin sensation before
Consult your doctor if it burns more
Cause Valtrex is no miracle drug
Sometimes, well, you just gotta…hug

Use Valtrex!


Gotta put those irons in the fire. Though I admit, being "rough" on a character you like/admire can really make me feel bad...:evilangry

...Then I get over it. :evilsmile

And people say I'm a bastard.:eek: :mad:

[heystacy]

And people say I'm a bastard.:eek: :mad:

You are! :p