Bush is trying to draft the DEAD to fight in Iraq!

[bert]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/dead.letters.ap/index.html

if it wasn't so horribly disturbing to the families of the deceased, I'd find it more amusing.

[Grazzt]

Hey, he's not trying to draft them, just get them to return to active duty. Major difference. Bush isn't going to let lazy and cowardly soldiers think that they can get out of active duty by dying.

[Spike-X]

Zombie army?

It's a crazy idea, but...IT JUST MIGHT WORK!!!

[Bob Violence]

Zombie army?

It's a crazy idea, but...IT JUST MIGHT WORK!!!

Legions of the undead to fight for us...Just like in Lord of the Rings!!

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Legions of the undead to fight for us...Just like in Lord of the Rings!!

Not the same thing.

In LoTR the undead army were a group of disgraced soldiers who refused to fight for their king.

[Michael P]

Not the same thing.

In LoTR the undead army were a group of disgraced soldiers who refused to fight for their king.

So what you're saying is, we should kill draft dodgers, resurrect them, and send them to fight the terrorists.

[Cam63]

Legions of the undead to fight for us...Just like in Lord of the Rings!!

It was a mistake recommending the dvd to him.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

So what you're saying is, we should kill draft dodgers, resurrect them, and send them to fight the terrorists.

There´s no draft in the US. :p

[Daneault]

There´s no draft in the US. :p
yet, 'zeu. yet.

[Grazzt]

There´s no draft in the US. :p

Well, the draft dodgers from the last draft are getting old. Just wait for them to start to die, that'll save you the trouble of killing them.

[rick]

Well, the draft dodgers from the last draft are getting old. Just wait for them to start to die, that'll save you the trouble of killing them.


Yeah, but who wants a bunch of decayed old hippies as an army?


Even Zombies have standards.

[PatrickG]

Yeah, but who wants a bunch of decayed old hippies as an army?


Hm. Maybe the vampires would take them. I mean, the vampires would get high when they bite them and then become addicted to hippies.

There's a strange thought...

I mean, could you have an alcoholic vampire who never drinks alcohol but becomes addicted to drunk people?

Could a vampire become addicted to prescription drugs and, thus, people who use them?

I'm taking it for granted that some vampires would exclusively target hippies to get high.

[bert]

Yeah, but who wants a bunch of decayed old hippies as an army?


as long as they aren't rotting.


DON'T ASK, DON'T SMELL


.

[rick]

as long as they aren't rotting.


DON'T ASK, DON'T SMELL


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Okay, that one made me shoot soda out my nose.

Bert, that was the single funniest line I've read this year.

[Dedagda]

Let's get Kirkman on this!

I was encouraged by the letter Pelosi and Reed sent Bush. Reed reiterated their belief in the failure of troop surge in the weekly Democratic radio address, too.

[Jack Zodiac]

Let's get Kirkman on this!

Yes! One, you can never have enough zombie books. Two, you can never have enough war books. And three, putting Kirkman on a zombie book is like dipping a Bible in gold. The only thing that could possibly make it better would be Ennis co-writing the war plot.

[MrSuslov]

as long as they aren't rotting.


DON'T ASK, DON'T SMELL



Besides, you don't have to feed 'em, either. Just point them at the enemy. It's a self-sustaining army from the word go, at least until they figure out that you're food, too. No expenditures for munitions, no medical costs, no nothing. This gets better the more I think about it.

[rick]

This gets better the more I think about it.


It doesn't end well for the adminstration though.

After awhile the zombies all demand the right to vote and them all go Democratic.

I saw the moive so it must be true.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

This gets better the more I think about it.

And we haven´t even started drinking.... ;)