SK is gone for the weekend.....

[Monkey Boy]

and she won't be back until Late Monday night.

YAH


Time for me to cause some havoc. Any suggestions?

[heystacy]

We could talk trash about her. ;)

[Lester C.]

and she won't be back until Late Monday night.

YAH


Time for me to cause some havoc. Any suggestions?

Invite Richard Gere over to play with the ferrets.:evilsmile

[Monkey Boy]

that would be so much fun......ok here it goes.


i hear that sk secretly like Adrian Paul.

[Lester C.]

that would be so much fun......ok here it goes.


i hear that sk secretly like Adrian Paul.

I hear that the 716 after SK refers not to her birthday but age.

[Monkey Boy]

Invite Richard Gere over to play with the ferrets.:evilsmile

so they could eat him? they could use some protein in their diet

[Monkey Boy]

I hear that the 716 after SK refers not to her birthday but age.

it might be her pants size too.

[Lester C.]

it might be her pants size too.

If you put a - symbel before the 716 you ger her IQ number.

[heystacy]

Sk stole my lunch money. :(

[Monkey Boy]

If you put a - symbel before the 716 you ger her IQ number.

the funny thing is i was standing in the kitchen thinking the exact same thing. damn you for getting it first.

[Monkey Boy]

Sk stole my lunch money. :(

she always does that. she constantly tries to take money from me. I tell her no but she uses her weight to out muscle me and takes it anyway.

[TCJohnson]

and she won't be back until Late Monday night.

YAH


Time for me to cause some havoc. Any suggestions?

Switch her brand of coffee and see if she notices!

[heystacy]

she always does that. she constantly tries to take money from me. I tell her no but she uses her weight to out muscle me and takes it anyway.

Damn. That Sk is a bully.

[Cam63]

Put live scorpions in her bed.

Hmm.... Nah. They wouldn't stand a chance.

[Monkey Boy]

i could move all the stuff in her room over 2 inches and see if she notices.

[Monkey Boy]

Put live scorpions in her bed.

Hmm.... Nah. They wouldn't stand a chance.

i'd need something bigger.....like a pack of rabid elephants.

[TCJohnson]

Replace the shampoo that makes her a lesbian and put in the shampoo that will make her straight.

That is how lesbians are created, right? The shampoo?

[Cam63]

That's one big mutha of a bed...

[Cam63]

Replace the shampoo that makes her a lesbian and put in the shampoo that will make her straight.

That is how lesbians are created, right? The shampoo?

Of course !

[TCJohnson]

Change the password for her computer!

[Cam63]

Nah. She'd probably throat chop him for that.

[TCJohnson]

no she wouldn't. She would need him alive to get the password.

[Monkey Boy]

Nah. She'd probably throat chop him for that.

yeah and i like my throat. i'd like to keep unchopped.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Wallpaper her room with pictures of Adrian Paul.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Take out half her computer's RAM, and see how long it takes her to notice.

[Lester C.]

Wallpaper her room with pictures of Adrian Paul.

I thought the goal was to torture the woman not send in into an unbridled delirious state of ecstasy. :confused:

[Cream Filled Taco]

Switch rooms with her. Move all her stuff into your's, and vice versa.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Beat Lester with a stick.*



*also good for days SK is around.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Fill her cereal box with dog food.

[Cream Filled Taco]

You and Ray should film your own episode of The Eric and Ray show.

[Lester C.]

Beat Lester with a stick.*



*also good for days SK is around.

I usually have to pay for that. Hey I think my luck is turning around!:)

[Cream Filled Taco]

Turn all the pictures in the place upside down.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Put Rainbow Bright sheets on her bed.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Write a manifesto. Leave it somewhere she can find it. Disappear for a day or two when she gets back.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Change the lock on the front door. Tape a quarantine sign on the door.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Add a kiddie pool to the living room. Fill it with pudding.

[Monkey Boy]

you have some really good ideas there CFT. have you done this before?

[Monkey Boy]

Change the lock on the front door. Tape a quarantine sign on the door.

i'll just lock the deadbolt. i don't think she has a key to that.

[Monkey Boy]

i could go buy more ferrets and then claim to know nothing about it. she does that to me all the time

[Cream Filled Taco]

you have some really good ideas there CFT. have you done this before?

I wish!


Another cereal one: Put various grains of rice in the box. Maggot infestation!

[TCJohnson]

Replace all the lightbulbs in her room with green ones.

Superglue the lightblubs in place!

[Cream Filled Taco]

Replace all the lightbulbs in her room with green ones.

Superglue the lightblubs in place!

Better yet, black light.

[Lester C.]

Better yet, black light.

I had a black light when I went through my brief goth phase in high school. Just thought I'd share that little tidbit about myself.

[TomStillwell]

If she has her own bathroom...cover the toilet seat with itching powder.

[heystacy]

If she has her own bathroom...cover the toilet seat with itching powder.

No. Leave the seat up so she can fall in. :evilsmile

[TomStillwell]

No, the itching power is much much worse. I did this maybe a dozen times in college.

Imagine you private parts. No imagine them itching as if fire ants were attacking your nether regions.

It ain't pretty.

[TCJohnson]

Buy a hundred copies of Honor Brigade and wallpaper her room with the pages!

[heystacy]

No, the itching power is much much worse. I did this maybe a dozen times in college.

Imagine you private parts. No imagine them itching as if fire ants were attacking your nether regions.

It ain't pretty.

You sir, are a supervillian among mere mortals. :evilsmile

[Cam63]

No, the itching power is much much worse. I did this maybe a dozen times in college.

Imagine you private parts. No imagine them itching as if fire ants were attacking your nether regions.

It ain't pretty.

That sounds like Friday.

[Monkey Boy]

No, the itching power is much much worse. I did this maybe a dozen times in college.

Imagine you private parts. No imagine them itching as if fire ants were attacking your nether regions.

It ain't pretty.

i find it to be quite enjoyable but thats just me

[TomStillwell]

Buy a hundred copies of Honor Brigade and wallpaper her room with the pages!


She'd enjoy that too much. And so would I.

[TomStillwell]

You sir, are a supervillian among mere mortals. :evilsmile

Yeah, I was pretty bad in college.

Moving my annoying roommate's possessions including his bed and reassembling it all exactly the way he had it on the roof of our dorm was my crowning glory.

The Ex-Lax brownies left in the common room worked pretty well too.

[heystacy]

Yeah, I was pretty bad in college.

Moving my annoying roommate's possessions including his bed and reassembling it all exactly the way he had it on the roof of our dorm was my crowning glory.

The Ex-Lax brownies left in the common room worked pretty well too.

Damn Tom. Are you sure you wern't in Villians United? :evilsmile

[Gail Simone]

BRING BACK SK!

Gail

[Lester C.]

BRING BACK SK!

Gail

Damn stright! We need somebody to torment and she's just as good as any other pirate out there.

[bert]

sew the crotch back into all her panties!

[Lester C.]

sew the crotch back into all her panties!

......................
......................

You are so dead. Expect to be eaten alive by ferrets very soon.:eek:

[Monkey Boy]

sew the crotch back into all her panties!

i would say something here but i'll hold my tongue in fear of a slow and painful death

[bert]

i would say something here but i'll hold my tongue in fear of a slow and painful death

What?

she wears boxers?



(ducks and runs)


.

[Azrael52]

Make her bedroom into a Superman shrine. I know how much she loves the big lug. Oh, and let her kick you in the nuts 24 times*





*Ok, so that one's for me.

[Cam63]

What?

she wears boxers?

Leopard print boxers.

...'cause she's a classy dame.

[Night Swordsman]

Actually i picture her in leopard boxers.

Actually i can picture her NOT in leopard boxers too,but thats because i am wierd and she is Puddin'!!


Now. Be nice to her for the rest of the weekend.

[Cam63]

Ahhh, she knows we love her. :)

[Monkey Boy]

Actually i picture her in leopard boxers.

Actually i can picture her NOT in leopard boxers too,but thats because i am wierd and she is Puddin'!!


Now. Be nice to her for the rest of the weekend.

ok now the weekend is over. time to be mean to her again

[Azrael52]

Um, you do realize that we have no idea at all how to edit, right? You remember what happened last time we pissed her off . . . "The Spermies."

[sk716]

I wander off to Louisiana for a weekend and you guys try to get Monkey Boy killed.

Bert, I don't wear underwear, so all underwear related torments are ineffective against me.

Tom, we'd have made a hell of a team. If we ever get together in the same zip code I think everyone in the near vicinity will suffer greatly.

CFT, if Eric and Ray shot their own episode, who would cut it? Eric can't even manage turning on the camera without me telling him which button to push.

Oh, and Monkey Boy, I have deadbolt keys, it's you that doesn't.

[bert]

Bert, I don't wear underwear, so all underwear related torments are ineffective against me.



YAY!

a fellow Commando-pro!

(welcome back SK)

[sk716]

YAY!

a fellow Commando-pro!

(welcome back SK)

Thanks, Bert!

I had a great weekend and spent Saturday night and Sunday morning wandering the French Quarter with my dearest friend.

[Cam63]

Welcome back Commando-SKi. :)

[TomStillwell]

Tom, we'd have made a hell of a team. If we ever get together in the same zip code I think everyone in the near vicinity will suffer greatly.

I don't think that's a great incentive for a YABS get together.

"Come for the fun, Stay for the burning nether regions!"

[sk716]

I don't think that's a great incentive for a YABS get together.

"Come for the fun, Stay for the burning nether regions!"

Hey, it's the kind of memory that lingers!

[Night Swordsman]

I wander off to Louisiana for a weekend and you guys try to get Monkey Boy killed.

Bert, I don't wear underwear, so all underwear related torments are ineffective against me.

Tom, we'd have made a hell of a team. If we ever get together in the same zip code I think everyone in the near vicinity will suffer greatly.

CFT, if Eric and Ray shot their own episode, who would cut it? Eric can't even manage turning on the camera without me telling him which button to push.

Oh, and Monkey Boy, I have deadbolt keys, it's you that doesn't.

Sniff.
SK didn't even acknowledge me.

<wimpers in the dark corner,ignored...>

[sk716]

Sniff.
SK didn't even acknowledge me.

<wimpers in the dark corner,ignored...>

I refuse to feel guilty.

I didn't acknowledge Cam, Az, Stacy, TC, or Lester, either. And TC's suggestion was probably the most heinous of all. He's an evil bastard, you know.

[Lester C.]

I refuse to feel guilty.

I didn't acknowledge Cam, Az, Stacy, TC, or Lester, either. And TC's suggestion was probably the most heinous of all. He's an evil bastard, you know.

It's when you don't ignore me when I wonder if there is something wrong. I'm glad you had a minivaction and enjoyed yourself as I'm sure it was a well deserved rest for you.

[sk716]

It's when you don't ignore me when I wonder if there is something wrong. I'm glad you had a minivaction and enjoyed yourself as I'm sure it was a well deserved rest for you.

Yeah, as much as I pick on you it would probably be unnerving if I was nice to you.

Hmmmmmmm....


So, Lester, how have you been? Are things going well?

[Cam63]

You evil woman, you.

[TomStillwell]

This is going to end badly.

[Cam63]

This isn't bad enough !?

[TCJohnson]

And TC's suggestion was probably the most heinous of all. He's an evil bastard, you know.


I was just following my nature. I'm not bad, I was just rendered that way.

[Sally Sensational]

All I'm going to say is

"But why's the rum gone?"

AAARRRR!!!!

Anybody else up for a pub crawl in New Orleans? Night gets to go first because he was nice. TC and Lester are just going to have to burn with envy.

Oh, and Tom, itching powder has nothing on ten feet of flame shot out of a hairspray can up from the bottom of the bathroom stall door. I bet even you would scream like a girl.

[sk716]

All I'm going to say is

"But why's the rum gone?"

AAARRRR!!!!

Anybody else up for a pub crawl in New Orleans? Night gets to go first because he was nice. TC and Lester are just going to have to burn with envy.

Oh, and Tom, itching powder has nothing on ten feet of flame shot out of a hairspray can up from the bottom of the bathroom stall door. I bet even you would scream like a girl.

The rum is gone because we drank it all.

[Larry Dixon]

The whole time, of course, I watched. And listened. And took mental notes, seeing who moved in which way, and determined their intent. Sharp eyes. Quiet movement. Always there.

[Sally Sensational]

The whole time, of course, I watched. And listened. And took mental notes, seeing who moved in which way, and determined their intent. Sharp eyes. Quiet movement. Always there.

You should have let us know you were there, Larry! I would have bought you a drink!

Next time, reveal yourself and join in the revelry . . .

Laissez the bon temps roulez!

[Monkey Boy]

Laissez the bon temps roulez!

yes i too like fried chicken.

[Cam63]

You should have let us know you were there, Larry! I would have bought you a drink!

Next time, reveal yourself and join in the revelry . . .

Laissez the bon temps roulez!

Larry prefers to watch... Much like his love life.

*Boom tish*

[Lester C.]

Yeah, as much as I pick on you it would probably be unnerving if I was nice to you.

Hmmmmmmm....


So, Lester, how have you been? Are things going well?

No as a matter of fact they are not. Your statement isn't the only unnerving thing in my life. I have been having a recurring dream lately that I can't decipher. In the dream I walk in a bathroom and begin to urinate. Then I look around and notice its full of women looking at me horrified and then I realize I walked into the women's bathroom. What the fuck does that mean?

[hellokittykat]

No as a matter of fact they are not. Your statement isn't the only unnerving thing in my life. I have been having a recurring dream lately that I can't decipher. In the dream I walk in a bathroom and begin to urinate. Then I look around and notice its full of women looking at me horrified and then I realize I walked into the women's bathroom. What the fuck does that mean?

That you are feeling exposed and unsure of yourself. You are questioning if you are taking the correct direction in life.
As soon as you convince yourself that are investing you life in the way that you know is best for you, then your nightmare will disappear.

[Lester C.]

That you are feeling exposed and unsure of yourself. You are questioning if you are taking the correct direction in life.
As soon as you convince yourself that are investing you life in the way that you know is best for you, then your nightmare will disappear.

Well I did get my bachelors degree and have no clue where I should go from here. I plan on going to law school soon, but do I really want to be a lawyer when I always wanted to be a writer? I'm also put on a whole lot of weight and will be seeing my family soon, which sucks but the last time they saw me I had lost all my excess weight. Good god did you call it right Kitty.

[Night Swordsman]

Thank you Sally.


I honestly could use a vacation. Sigh. CAPE sounds awesome,but i do not get paid time off till July,and thus will be too late to go. Plus i have no transportation that i trust that far(I get very nauseus(sp?:( ) driving or going fast,and can not even go on most roller coasters or amusement rides)driving myself,especially alone.

Now..if anyone is willing to tie me to a bike rack...:rolleyes:

[hellokittykat]

Well I did get my bachelors degree and have no clue where I should go from here. I plan on going to law school soon, but do I really want to be a lawyer when I always wanted to be a writer? I'm also put on a whole lot of weight and will be seeing my family soon, which sucks but the last time they saw me I had lost all my excess weight. Good god did you call it right Kitty.

Your welcome. Now will that be cash or check?
Nya, nya, nya I am sma-art! :p

Oh and go ahead and make a joke about me charging for 'services' but I'll bet you don't have the nightmare anymore.:D

[Lester C.]

Your welcome. Now will that be cash or check?
Nya, nya, nya I am sma-art! :p

Oh and go ahead and make a joke about me charging for 'services' but I'll bet you don't have the nightmare anymore.:D

I'm not kidding when I say that you may have forever changed my life. Next time I have a dream I'm going to write and down and pm you.

[heystacy]

I refuse to feel guilty.

I didn't acknowledge Cam, Az, Stacy, TC, or Lester, either. And TC's suggestion was probably the most heinous of all. He's an evil bastard, you know.

Does this mean you won't trip me if you see me on the sidewalk? :o

[hellokittykat]

I'm not kidding when I say that you may have forever changed my life. Next time I have a dream I'm going to write and down and pm you.

I used to have crazy dreams all the time.
Some of them were terrible recurrances of something bad that really did happen to me but others were just weird. I used to keep a dream journal and try to decipher them.

[hellokittykat]

Does this mean you won't trip me if you see me on the sidewalk? :o

No put she'll throw a stick in your path when you scoot by on your heelies.

[heystacy]

No put she'll throw a stick in your path when you scoot by on your heelies.

Damn. It hurts! It hurts!

[Cam63]

Is it a good or a bad kinda hurt ?

[heystacy]

bad hurt. :mad:

Sk's smiling too. Like when she took my lunch money.

[Cam63]

She's cruel, but unfair.

Huh ?

[heystacy]

She's like Granny Goodness, minus the "good." :evilangry

[Lester C.]

She's like Granny Goodness, minus the "good." :evilangry

In other words you are making fun of her age you yuppie bastard.

[heystacy]

In other words you are making fun of her age you yuppie bastard.

Actually Ganny does her acts out of love. SK does what she does to torture me.

Trust a lawyer to f**k up a post. :p

[Monkey Boy]

Actually Ganny does her acts out of love. SK does what she does to torture me.

Trust a lawyer to f**k up a post. :p

they have a tendency to do that. especially the lawyer that hangs out here.

[heystacy]

they have a tendency to do that. especially the lawyer that hangs out here.

Our resident evil one wants my hand too. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

I was mainly teasin' you SK,as i know you DO care,about almost all of us,really!

Now..let us be nice to SK,as she puts up with ALL of our crap,and does not deserve us mewling at her all the time. The woman has WORK to do. And FUN to be had!

[Monkey Boy]

I was mainly teasin' you SK,as i know you DO care,about almost all of us,really!

Now..let us be nice to SK,as she puts up with ALL of our crap,and does not deserve us mewling at her all the time. The woman has WORK to do. And FUN to be had!

i'm not being nice to her. she tries to kill me when i sleep. i'm just glad she has to go to work.

[Cam63]

Why aren't you dead yet, MB ?

SK strikes me as the sorta person who wouldn't stuff up an assassination.

[sk716]

Why aren't you dead yet, MB ?

SK strikes me as the sorta person who wouldn't stuff up an assassination.

Because he's a paranoid schizophrenic. It's one of his own multiple personalities that's trying to kill him.

[hellokittykat]

Because he's a paranoid schizophrenic. It's one of his own multiple personalities that's trying to kill him.

It's Nubby, isn't it? Nubby seems like the psychotic type. It would also explain the first episode of E&R when Eric was having some sort of fit while doing 'Nub-Fu'. It was actually Nubby trying to kill Eric, right?

[Monkey Boy]

It's Nubby, isn't it? Nubby seems like the psychotic type. It would also explain the first episode of E&R when Eric was having some sort of fit while doing 'Nub-Fu'. It was actually Nubby trying to kill Eric, right?

you may be on to something there. that would explain a lot.

[Hurricane]

Switch rooms with her. Move all her stuff into your's, and vice versa.

Even if he had me and his brother to help, that would take two life times to accomplish. That task would have to be handed down to our great grand-children.


By the way, Eric, did she find our little "suprise" we all left for her? ;)