Puppy or kitten?

[twilight]

You wake up in an unfamiliar room.

You're trapped in a Saw rip-off.

You have to choose between eating a puppy or a kitten.

If you complete the task you will be set free.
If you refuse to do either all your loved ones will be murdered.

Puppy or kitten?

[Agent Helix]

Kitten.

But I'd feel bad.

[Naldo]

My loved ones are heavily insured.

[Agent Helix]

Also, are we talking raw, or do we get to choose the method of preparation? Because that may bear heavily on the decision.

[twilight]

Also, are we talking raw, or do we get to choose the method of preparation?

Raw.
Also alive.

You have to kill it.

[Rob on the Job]

Raw.
Also alive.

You have to kill it.

This is ill.

[twilight]

This is ill.

Ill Communication?

That was a good album.

[Agent Helix]

Raw.
Also alive.

You have to kill it.

Okay, I guess I'll stick with the kitten.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Puppie.

At least I can make out it's a hotdog.

And besides, I love kittens.

One question, do I get to shove the remains in a garbage bag or is that just what lesbians do?

[twilight]

Puppie.

At least I can make out it's a hotdog.

You could make out the kitten was a catamaran?

Cat Stevens?

...I got nothing.

[Agent Helix]

A Kit-Kat bar.

[Beast]

You're a sick bastard. I love it. :D

Gotta go with puppy. They're not cute, like kittens.

Question... can I feed some of the puppy to the kitten as well?

After all, I don't want the poor kitten to starve either. :D

[twilight]

Question... can I feed some of the puppy to the kitten as well?

I suppose.

If you finish one successfully the other one'll be released so it'll probably bugger off.

[twilight]

A Kit-Kat bar.

Wow,I'm really dumb sometimes.

[Cayman]

I've always gone for the puppy each time that scenario comes up.

[Beast]

Honestly, considering my family... if I could be released with the puppy and the kitty, I'd probably sacrifice them to the cause. I care more about the animals than my family. But that wasn't part of the deal. :p

[Mike Smith]

Ill Communication?

That was a good album.

Like Ma' Bell.

Since it's a Saw-ripoff, you don't eat either animal. If you do, it's likely you'll get a mouthful of poison or have to go on to some other mundane Fear Factor Extreme ripoff scenario anyway. Plus, both kittens and puppies are cute.

[twilight]

Since it's a Saw-ripoff, you don't eat either animal. If you do, it's likely you'll get a mouthful of poison or have to go on to some other mundane Fear Factor Extreme ripoff scenario anyway.

Nope.
Puppy and kitten are both fat and poison free.

Eat one and you and the remaining animal go free.

Plus, both kittens and puppies are cute.

True,but off topic.

[twilight]

Honestly, considering my family... if I could be released with the puppy and the kitty, I'd probably sacrifice them to the cause. I care more about the animals than my family. But that wasn't part of the deal. :p

You can do that if you want.

The puppy,the kitten and you could write a book about your experiences and then use the resulting fame to get your own sitcom.

[Jeff-E]

I'd smash the little puppies skull and chow down... Puppies is good eatin'.

[Callie]

This is so horribly evil; I like it! I'd probably eat the kitten. Puppies are usually pretty trusting from the get-go. Kittens are usually not, so I wouldn't form an attachment as quickly.

[Dreadstar]

It depends on the cooking utensiles and spices I have onhand. And what kind of puppy? Labs taste nothing like poodles.

[Dreadstar]

Raw?

Has to be the puppy, then. Cats taste horrible raw.

[Rob on the Job]

It depends on the cooking utensiles and spices I have onhand. And what kind of puppy? Labs taste nothing like poodles.

You're a gourmand, I see.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/chef/images/chef_main.jpg

[twilight]

It depends on the cooking utensiles and spices I have onhand. And what kind of puppy?

This kind of puppy:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Steven_Beckett/mini_dogchair.jpg

[Dreadstar]

This kind of puppy:



Oh, that's perfect stir fry material! A little sesame oil, some ginger, a touch of garlic, toss until browned, snow peas, bean sprouts, peppers, green onions, cook until blended. Serve on a warm bed of lo mein.

[Rob on the Job]

... Serve on a warm bed of lo mein ....

Say it -- say it ... "for just the right bite of flavor."

[twilight]

Oh, that's perfect stir fry material! A little sesame oil, some ginger, a touch of garlic, toss until browned, snow peas, bean sprouts, peppers, green onions, cook until blended. Serve on a warm bed of lo mein.

Fashion the chair into some kind of serving dish and you've got a damn fine looking meal right there.

[Ed Cunard]

I'm not too fond of my love ones currently, so the kitty is safe. The puppy never even had to worry.

[twilight]

I'm not too fond of my love ones currently, so the kitty is safe. The puppy never even had to worry.

Well if you don't like your family how about failure to comply means that your penis gets cut off or something?

Does that change the stakes?

[Ed Cunard]

Well if you don't like your family how about failure to comply means that your penis gets cut off or something?

Does that change the stakes?

I suppose it looks like I'll be eating kitty one way or another, then.

[Rob on the Job]

Well if you don't like your family how about failure to comply means that your penis gets cut off or something? ...

Are you Lex Luthor?

[twilight]

Are you Lex Luthor?

Er...no.

*checks his wig is still on*

[Jeff Brady]

Like Ma' Bell.

Cuz you can't - you won't - and you don't stop.

[fly on the wall]

Puppy.

They taste better.

[Jeff Brady]

Puppy.

They taste better.

FLY! How are you!?

[fly on the wall]

FLY! How are you!?

Thanks for the attention but I still feel crappy going on two years two months.

Presently I'm trying to gird my loins and face all the Christmas parties my wife and my family are dragging me too. It's more than just dreading to go to the parties, I'm afraid I'll freak and have to leave early and in a hurry with no time to explain.

I just don't like the holiday season anymore. It puts to much stress on you to socialize when my socialization skills are kaput. I don't know what to say to these people anymore. How far can I get with just "I kill rats and pigs for a living."?

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

[Jeff Brady]

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

Except for the wife part, and the killing rats & pigs part, we're the same.

[Frodo-X]

Kitten.

Dogs are smarter and have more personality, so it'd be tougher for me to kill one. Cats, on the other hand, are stupid and all look the same.


By the way, you are a sick, sick man.

[i_mmmchocolate]

mmm...puppy.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/adresaklumea/funny-dog/puppy-in-cup.jpg

[Frodo-X]

mmm...puppy.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/adresaklumea/funny-dog/puppy-in-cup.jpg

That is ADORABLE!!!

Did you just find that somewhere or is that actually your dog?


So cute.:)

[i_mmmchocolate]

That is ADORABLE!!!

Did you just find that somewhere or is that actually your dog?


So cute.:)

I googled 'puppy in a cup'!

[thespianphryne]

Actually if it were a @#$%ing rodent-dog chihuahua puppy, I would kill and eat the puppy simply to make the entire species atone for the sins of the Taco Bell dog

-Das

[Nate C.]

the puppy- all those Koreans can't be wrong.

and before anyone berates me for my crass bigotry, let me tell you a little story. When I was in Seminary, there was a Korean friend/minister sitting next to me in the commons one day. While we were talking, one of our staff professors and a past missionary in Korea, known to my friend, walked past. My friend turned to me and said under his breath with a big crap eating grin on his face, "Professor ____ used to LOVE dog." Now that's funny.

[twilight]

By the way, you are a sick, sick man.

It's for science.

[Donald M.]

Is there any bonus for eating both? I would probably eat both regardless, I'm just curious.

[Erebus]

the puppy- all those Koreans can't be wrong.

and before anyone berates me for my crass bigotry, let me tell you a little story. When I was in Seminary, there was a Korean friend/minister sitting next to me in the commons one day. While we were talking, one of our staff professors and a past missionary in Korea, known to my friend, walked past. My friend turned to me and said under his breath with a big crap eating grin on his face, "Professor ____ used to LOVE dog." Now that's funny.

Most Korean people find the idea of eating dogs to be inhumane, and usually only eat them for "medical" properties.

Oh, and puppies tasted better.
>_>
<_<

[Nikita]

You wake up in an unfamiliar room.

You're trapped in a Saw rip-off.

You have to choose between eating a puppy or a kitten.

If you complete the task you will be set free.
If you refuse to do either all your loved ones will be murdered.

Puppy or kitten?


Mmmm....we've had both over the years while I was growing up. Kittens are great because they are so insanely soft and small and delicate. Until they start ripping up the corner of your favorite chair that is with their little deadly claws. Or bite your hand when with their shockingly sharp teeth when you play with them. But, they also purr and curl up into a ball on your chest if you lie still long enough and you can watch this little bundle of furr sleep.

Puppies are cute and not quite as delicate, but the cute factor drops quite a bit when you come downstairs to find that your puppy has eaten part of the rug, and thrown it back up. Or, you don't wake up in time to let them out and they leave you "presents" all over the place. (at least cats have litter boxes)
However, you will never know such unwavering loyalty and unconditional love as you will experience with a puppy. (as cute as kittens are, even kittens can be "aloof") I love our cat dearly because she acts more like a puppy, but dogs are the best. A dog will go anywhere with you. They are true companions.

Cats are cool and will purr on your lap, but they tend to sleep all day once they grow up. Get a puppy.

[twilight]

Is there any bonus for eating both? I would probably eat both regardless, I'm just curious.

If you eat both you get a shiny new dime.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Mmmm....we've had both over the years while I was growing up. Kittens are great because they are so insanely soft and small and delicate. Until they start ripping up the corner of your favorite chair that is with their little deadly claws. Or bite your hand when with their shockingly sharp teeth when you play with them. But, they also purr and curl up into a ball on your chest if you lie still long enough and you can watch this little bundle of furr sleep.

Puppies are cute and not quite as delicate, but the cute factor drops quite a bit when you come downstairs to find that your puppy has eaten part of the rug, and thrown it back up. Or, you don't wake up in time to let them out and they leave you "presents" all over the place. (at least cats have litter boxes)
However, you will never know such unwavering loyalty and unconditional love as you will experience with a puppy. (as cute as kittens are, even kittens can be "aloof") I love our cat dearly because she acts more like a puppy, but dogs are the best. A dog will go anywhere with you. They are true companions.

Cats are cool and will purr on your lap, but they tend to sleep all day once they grow up. Get a puppy.

So the rumors are true. There are doggy chicks and pussy chicks.

Cool.

[Nikita]

So the rumors are true. There are doggy chicks and pussy chicks.

Cool.



Heh. Dork. LOL.


I love our cat but dogs are the bomdiggity.

[Deskad]

Both. Good eating.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Heh. Dork. LOL.


I love our cat but dogs are the bomdiggity.

I love my dog but oh you kitten.

[Paradox]

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

;)

[TheTen-EyedMan]

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

;)


Not even to save Jessica Alba?

http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/20050606/jessica_alba_1-thumb.jpg

So beautiful but so very, very dumb.

[Paradox]

Nope. Pretty much any statement or question from this oppressor would be returned with "go fuck yourself". He's gonna do what he's gonna do, so leave me out. Best way to win such games is not to play.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Nope. Pretty much any statement or question from this oppressor would be returned with "go fuck yourself". He's gonna do what he's gonna do, so leave me out. Best way to win such games is not to play.

http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/geog/gessler/topics/wargames.jpg

Joshua (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0009980/): Greetings, Professor Falken.
Stephen Falken (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0939795/): Hello, Joshua.
Joshua (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0009980/): A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

[warspite1805]

This kind of puppy:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Steven_Beckett/mini_dogchair.jpg

My decision is made up, it has to be the puppy

[twilight]

My decision is made up, it has to be the puppy

The chair swayed your oppinion?

[warspite1805]

the puppy did, not sure what type of dog it is but I don't like it

[Incognita]

Twilight you need a pic of the kitten to even it all up.

Although with or without kitten photos, I would most certainly eat the puppy.
Kittens are way cooler. Way, way cooler.

[StoneGold]

Generally, it's easier to snap the kitten's neck. But it depends on the breed of dog.

[Rachel Grey]

I kill the gamesmaster person using the puppy, escape with my family, adopt the kitten and name it Mibbles.

[dingo]

Well, I've already eaten a raw kitten today, but I could go another one.

[Roquefort Raider]

I'll take the hot dog.

[Jimmy T. Squirrel]

Well given the choice, the puppy has to go.

No way am I hurting a kitten

http://www.allfreegreetingcards.com/cards/glasskitten.jpg

Awww it's so cute.

[dingo]

Well given the choice, the puppy has to go.

No way am I hurting a kitten

http://www.allfreegreetingcards.com/cards/glasskitten.jpg

Awww it's so cute.

Some lettuce garnish and seafood sauce and you have a kitty cocktail apetiser.

[Winslow]

Kitten.

I like Kung Pao.

[Ben Morgan]

Puppy.


.

[Just a Shadow]

i dunno what i'd choose, but whoever put me into this predicament will die the worst death of all.

[Monty_Cristo]

i'd eat both

[Incognita]

Well, I've already eaten a raw kitten today, but I could go another one.

Calypso!!!!!

Noooooooo

[RazorBats79]

This is one stupid thread, Twilight.
I have seen enough cruelty in my life to last 2 lifetimes. And I only see this as giving stupid, crazy, redneck, serial killers in training, idea's.

[Rachel Grey]

One two
Freddy's coming for you
three four
there's a knock at the door
five six
grab a crucifix
seven eight
better stay up late
nine ten
never sleep again.

[twilight]

This is one stupid thread, Twilight.
I have seen enough cruelty in my life to last 2 lifetimes. And I only see this as giving stupid, crazy, redneck, serial killers in training, idea's.

Settle down,sport.

-Twi

[Diablito]

I would eat the cat... I hate cats.

[Mangaman]

I'd probably pick the kitten, but I'd feel bad either way, I hate harm coming to cute little animals.

The eating raw would probably be harder than the actual killing.

[Valmore]

I'd kill myself. Fork to the eye.

Because "Saw" and pretty much all modern horror films suck.