Speed Force
12-21-2006, 07:30 PM
Without all the literalistic bullshit,
(spellcheck said 'literalist' isn't a word)
I pose this question to you all:
You're about to give birth...
Name the song that you'd want played
that would be the 1st song the child would hear in their new world...
This topic helped speed the day along, at the office...
I'm already a 3x dad, but I never thought to do this...
Penn Gillette said he told jokes as his wife delivered,
so that there would be laughter, as his child was born...
If I was an elitist prick,
(Shut up!!!)
I'd say the crescendo of "JC Superstar"...
It'll probably sound stupid,
but I think Id go for something quirky/folksy like
"Yellow Submarine"
Rich
(spellcheck said 'literalist' isn't a word)
I pose this question to you all:
You're about to give birth...
Name the song that you'd want played
that would be the 1st song the child would hear in their new world...
This topic helped speed the day along, at the office...
I'm already a 3x dad, but I never thought to do this...
Penn Gillette said he told jokes as his wife delivered,
so that there would be laughter, as his child was born...
If I was an elitist prick,
(Shut up!!!)
I'd say the crescendo of "JC Superstar"...
It'll probably sound stupid,
but I think Id go for something quirky/folksy like
"Yellow Submarine"
Rich