Sex and the Kid

[Solaris]

Okay, you're gonna love this:

So we out at Golden Corral (one of those buffet places, that Finn ADORES) having lunch today. He did great with his meal, so he got TWO icecream cones: one chocolate vanilla swirl, and one vanilla orange sherbert swirl.

So at one point, Finn says "Look Mommy! I can eat 'em bof at once!" I look and sure enough, he's got both cones next to each other, and using his tongue to lick both at the same time.

In one of those parental "humor moments designed to pass right over the head of the kiddo," I looked at Troy and said, "he's getting in some good practice."

Troy looks at him and says, "Son, you're gonna make someone very happy someday."

While the two of us were chuckling at our little adult in-joke, Finn added the capper:

"Wook! See? I can wick 'em bof a' once, and make 'em bof WEAWWY happy!"

"Sex god": it's in the genes. :D ;) Just wait till he starts dating... he's gonna blow the top off of the scale! Hee.

(We now return you to normal humor posting.)

[Solaris]

I forgot another little gem from Finn, at lunch:

He's eating his icecream and says, "Wook! Dis one is da sun and da snow!"

And of course, while I'm thinking with parental pride of how imaginative and creative this is, in his description of the vanilla/sherbert swirl... he moves on to the OTHER icecream:

"... an' DIS one is da snow an' da poopy."

I choked on my tea. Then I made a point of saying how the CHOCOLATE icecream w/vanilla was like the SNOW and the EARTH. Of course then he repeats how the "chockwit is wike poopy," and I had to reinterate. I'm sure if the restaurant hadn't been so busy and noisy, several nearby diners would've choked on laughter.

Sigh. Five-year-olds.

[Stellar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, shit....be careful with that boy.

[Erebus]

Yessss... He has much potential. I've been searching for an apprentice...

[Solaris]

Yessss... He has much potential. I've been searching for an apprentice...

*sensing tones of the Dark Side, mom says* NO WAY!!!

:D