View Full Version : Rick Olney--Fibber or Mega-Giganta-Fibber?
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 07:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/docmartin72/SP32-20070306-102228.jpg
A question for Jim Main...you warn Rick, and warn Rick, and warn Rick....yet he is STILL causing shit in your thread.
So you gonna step up and do the right thing?
Oh...and looking for what Rick loves to say? Click the "Libel" thread in my signature.
Thanks for posting that Matt. That was in response to his apology on my article on The Eye, which I did not believe to be from the heart. Rick is not worthy of mentioing Jerry Bails. Sir, I take it from what you say you knew him well? I have met Jerry Bails and you are not him.
BTW A future issue of Alter Ego will be a tribute issue to Jerry so I hope you all buy one. When I find out when it comes out I will let you know.
DocAbsurd
03-06-2007, 07:56 PM
I still manage to be amazed daily by someone's audacity.
I mean, beyond the legal threats bandied at me today.
From the Beat (http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/02/28/rick-olney-at-it-again/):
Thank you for the publicity, Heidi! I am sure that anyone attending the MMC this June 23rd & 24th will have a superb time! The curious and the interested should watch www.mightyminicon.com for guests news and updates.
As to all the sad little people that are passing themselves off as being owed something by me here; Fear not! Your time of facing truth versus spewing lie upon lie upon lie to stroke each other… is right around the corner!
And, regarding that old list of guests — only an idiot would have made that tremendous leap in mixing up guests clearly identified (and now removed) from the 2006 convention canceled due to three deaths in my immediate family.
Again, thanks for getting the word out on how GREAT the Mighty MiniCon is going to be! I’ll throw your picture up on the homepage and give you a plug for your trouble.
Rick Olney
Rick Olney
No, only an idiot would update one page and leave the old guest list on another. Especially when those guests were severely screwed by the subsequent cancellation of said convention. And not correct the error for days after.
I can't believe this is being treating this like it's a positive promotional article. I've never seen such delusions of grandeur.
Doc 'So Delusional He Had to Be Named Twice' Absurd
Addicted
03-06-2007, 07:57 PM
Can we get anything that is autographed by the entire Dirty Dozen for the unscrewed auction? I promise to bid high.
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 08:00 PM
New Rick Olney project:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MVCN/
Yowzers he has 6 members. Looks alot like The Grimone's group. Can't cha do anything original??
CutterMike
03-06-2007, 08:01 PM
I like Darediva.
Who's with me?
Gail
Oh, I'm definitely In Like!
But, then, I'm heavily In Like with EVERY woman here (and most of the guys, too, but in a manly, non-threatening kind of way, there).
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 08:01 PM
Honestly?
I'm thinking of banning him, at least for a while.
He's such a witless idiot, and reading the racist, gay-bashing, woman-hating stuff he loves to write is getting just plain sad. He's proven time and again that he's a racist homophobe with genuine problems with women, and I'm sorta thinking it might be time to tell him to take his bigoted, illiterate stupidity someplace else.
I don't care about the lawsuits. He's been pulling this for ten years, and he's such a gutless coward and has left such a huge paper trail.
Truth is, I'm bored of him. I'm still happy with the idea of making him pay what's owed, but he himself, eh, who gives a shit what a racist, deadbeat, homophobe liar says, particularly when it's the same dumb, poorly-spelled lame insults anyway?
Then if he wants to come back at some point without the racist, homophobe bullshit, I might consider it. It's not like he's suddenly going to write something brilliant.
I'm just bored of him repeating the same five stupid comments.
"Oooh, I'm scary! I never follow through with my threats, ever, ever, and I never show up at any of these fights I keep saying I'll attend, ever, ever, but you should be scared anyway!"
"Women are whores because all of them look at me with utter disgust! Maybe I should change my filthy Ben Grimm t-shirt? NO! Women are WHORES!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, I may be a deadbeat liar who cheats even close friends, but YOU are gay, Mexican, Indian, etc. etc."
"Reality is a LIE!"
"Again, I am issuing empty threats! You're all going to be sued, sometime! I have a comic coming out, sometime! People will be paid, sometime! I will get a lawyer, sometime! I have no idea what the truth is, and that's how I damn well like it!"
Except, you know, with terrible grammar and appalling spelling.
It's been ages since he even said anything remotely entertaining EXCEPT for its idiocy.
Not bored of seeing him brought to justice, bored of his idiotic posts. We have tons of his racist statements, volumes of his lies and cheating, and now his moronic writing style is giving me a 'descriptive' headache. He wouldn't know how to defend himself with language if he had Oscar Wilde as his Cyrano.
So, I'm giving it some thought.
Gail
CutterMike
03-06-2007, 08:04 PM
I like everyone in here except for that buffoon with the bleeding heart avatar.
See, now... I've always seen it as more of an EXPLODING heart, myself...
...or is it just me...?
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 08:06 PM
Can we get anything that is autographed by the entire Dirty Dozen for the unscrewed auction? I promise to bid high.
I need a list of who the dirty dozen is.
If I am on that list, I will sign.
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 08:06 PM
And my response to that is......
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/unscrewedcomic/
:evilsmile
~Bev
I joined as well.
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 08:07 PM
After 1233 pages and some 15,000 posts, I think my favorite Olney memory is after all the e-mail's and whatnot's of 'I lost your address...' by Olney, he found that former ORCA member's info from 10 years ago in like 10 minutes. LOL!
After seeing my brother's bills from his attorney for the occassional meeting, and the bill my friends paid to have an attorney incorporate their business for them, there's no way in hell I believe he has not one but two law firms dissecting e-mails, forum posts and cases against people here. But that's hardly new news around here.
I'm guessing even She-Hulk wouldn't represent him and she's a fictional character!
DM Jim
Mommy would never loan him that much money!
Gail
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 08:08 PM
See, now... I've always seen it as more of an EXPLODING heart, myself...
...or is it just me...?
After seeing his face after climbing a set of stairs, it wouldn't surprise me.
Mr. Badass looked near to tears.
One set of stairs.
Gail
Wil Radcliffe
03-06-2007, 08:09 PM
See, now... I've always seen it as more of an EXPLODING heart, myself...
...or is it just me...?
Looks more like an OOZING heart to me.
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 08:10 PM
Can we get anything that is autographed by the entire Dirty Dozen for the unscrewed auction? I promise to bid high.
That would be really neat.
Anyone a movie memorabilia collector? :p
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 08:10 PM
Honestly?
I'm thinking of banning him, at least for a while.
He's such a witless idiot, and reading the racist, gay-bashing, woman-hating stuff he loves to write is getting just plain sad. He's proven time and again that he's a racist homophobe with genuine problems with women, and I'm sorta thinking it might be time to tell him to take his bigoted, illiterate stupidity someplace else.
I don't care about the lawsuits. He's been pulling this for ten years, and he's such a gutless coward and has left such a huge paper trail.
Truth is, I'm bored of him. I'm still happy with the idea of making him pay what's owed, but he himself, eh, who gives a shit what a racist, deadbeat, homophobe liar says, particularly when it's the same dumb, poorly-spelled lame insults anyway?
Then if he wants to come back at some point without the racist, homophobe bullshit, I might consider it. It's not like he's suddenly going to write something brilliant.
I'm just bored of him repeating the same five stupid comments.
"Oooh, I'm scary! I never follow through with my threats, ever, ever, and I never show up at any of these fights I keep saying I'll attend, ever, ever, but you should be scared anyway!"
"Women are whores because all of them look at me with utter disgust! Maybe I should change my filthy Ben Grimm t-shirt? NO! Women are WHORES!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, I may be a deadbeat liar who cheats even close friends, but YOU are gay, Mexican, Indian, etc. etc."
"Reality is a LIE!"
"Again, I am issuing empty threats! You're all going to be sued, sometime! I have a comic coming out, sometime! People will be paid, sometime! I will get a lawyer, sometime! I have no idea what the truth is, and that's how I damn well like it!"
Except, you know, with terrible grammar and appalling spelling.
It's been ages since he even said anything remotely entertaining EXCEPT for its idiocy.
Not bored of seeing him brought to justice, bored of his idiotic posts. We have tons of his racist statements, volumes of his lies and cheating, and now his moronic writing style is giving me a 'descriptive' headache. He wouldn't know how to defend himself with language if he had Oscar Wilde as his Cyrano.
So, I'm giving it some thought.
Gail
I'd miss the fucktard, but it is your call. Frankly, I like seeing how he will dodge answering simple questions.
At least let him answer who is on his "dirty dozen".
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 08:12 PM
Here's your explanation: http://www.toonopedia.com/magicman.htm
Notice how in that text, "Editor Richard E. Hughes" is mentioned earlier, setting up the use of "Hughes" in the part Olney copied.
Rick is about as versed in comic history as I am in Quantum Therory, he proved that in his comment about my article on Jim's Yahoo group.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:13 PM
I joined as well.
Yay!
Keep in mind, the yahoo group is in no way at all meant to replace the Unscrewed! forums (http://www.unscrewedcomic.com/). I HIGHLY encourage everyone to join the website and forums and follow the official news and updates there. The yahoo group is more a way of getting the word out in yet another place. :D
And, honestly, I'm not sure how long we'll keep the group. If it becomes redundant or starts detracting from the official site and forums, I will close it down. The last thing I want is for it to draw attention away from the important work we're doing at Unscrewed!.
~Bev
shrike
03-06-2007, 08:14 PM
Gail, I've been reading this thread throughout the day.
Please ban him. Seriously. I ask for very little in this world and receive even less.
While you are at it, get him a comb, a shower, a new t shirt and a diet and exercise manual... most of all I'm tired of someone who looks like him tossing out 'fat jokes' at others expense when its painfully obvious via photos he wont be here in Columbus at the Arnold Classic this year or any other year, for that matter.
I'm amazed that he's left his mother's basement to breed, let alone having something to breed with.
Reverend Smooth
03-06-2007, 08:15 PM
It'll insure that he can't delete stuff again.
MacQuarrie
03-06-2007, 08:16 PM
You know, I'm starting to think you need a legal wake-up call on this all, Tim.
It really is the only way that the fruit is going to get sorted. Apples, oranges, libel, broken legal agreements... Maybe you actually NEED me to show you by taking back the ICC ... and then shutting down Unscrewed! to put you and your dirty dozen friends in your place.
If you're talking about shutting down UNSCREWED, you're talking to me. I paid for the domain name, and the site is hosted on my server. Tim, Sarah, Tom, Danny, Bev, Shelly and everyone else involved have given of their time, talent and resources to a degree that staggers imagination, but when you get right down to brass tacks, the legal liability is mine and mine alone. My name is on the documents; as far as the courts care, I'm responsible for anything connected with UNSCREWED.
You want to shut down UNSCREWED? Let's see you try. I dare you. Send your two law firms. Release the hounds. I am eager to see what you can muster up. I'm sure it will be hilarious.
Dick is my dad's informal nickname. So on one level of whatever you've been trying to imply or accomplish insult wise it really hasn't worked. Makes for great inspiration though, as I've always tried to be more like my dad. He's still living, at age 75. Great guy, retired business owner for 33-34 years.
Your dad sounds like an a-okay guy. Is he disappointed that he raised such an asshole? You're right, though, if Dick is his name and he's a decent guy, you would be the opposite. How about Dickless? Does that work for you?
Send your goon squad, Dickless.
Darediva
03-06-2007, 08:16 PM
I like Darediva.
Who's with me?
Gail
Thanks! Even though I'm on the short list? Wow... ;)
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 08:18 PM
Yay!
Keep in mind, the yahoo group is in no way at all meant to replace the Unscrewed! forums (http://www.unscrewedcomic.com/). I HIGHLY encourage everyone to join the website and forums and follow the official news and updates there. The yahoo group is more a way of getting the word out in yet another place. :D
And, honestly, I'm not sure how long we'll keep the group. If it becomes redundant or starts detracting from the official site and forums, I will close it down. The last thing I want is for it to draw attention away from the important work we're doing at Unscrewed!.
~Bev
Well personally, I would say use the group as a reminder. Let everyone know when a new story is put up, or a legal case is won, or whatever.
Perhaps a good way of telling people what discussions are taking place... sometimes people forget to check boards. :) unless they are literary crack like this YABS thread.
:p
shrike
03-06-2007, 08:18 PM
BTW, am I the only one catching the irony of someone who looks like him 'heading' *chuckles* a group named ORCA?
Something to think about.
DocAbsurd
03-06-2007, 08:19 PM
I noted a few sightings of someone during the day today, trying to establish a timeline of sorts.
8.42: posted at Jim Main's group
9.12 - 10.49: various posts at CBR
10.27: posted at Jim Main's group about the MVCN
1.43 - 1.59: posted at another small press group on Yahoo
3.08 - 7.30: various posts at CBR
In between there were 3 posts at the MVCN group, plus Matt's approval in. Dunno about anywhere else; I wasn't looking that hard, just where I normally read or post.
Now.
That leaves between approximately 10.45 and 1.30 unaccounted for (which is why I was inquiring about times at the MVCN). Noting that someone said the meeting was in the afternoon, and that lunch is usually between 12.00 and 1.00 pm, that leaves around 30 minutes to meet with 2 crack teams of attorneys at 2 separate locations.
Taking into account how large the dossiers surely must be against us 'Dirty Dozen' (which I take offense at; I showered this morning), that musta been a pair of seriously caffeine-stoked teams to hear and decide about so massive a case.
Y'know, I am scared now. If they can move that fast, they'll never miss representing their 'client'.
Doc 'Just Speculating, Mind You' Absurd
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:20 PM
It'll insure that he can't delete stuff again.
Doesn't matter if he does. It's alllllllllllll archived already.
He's fucked without lube or a kiss.
~Bev
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 08:21 PM
Yay!
Keep in mind, the yahoo group is in no way at all meant to replace the Unscrewed! forums (http://www.unscrewedcomic.com/). I HIGHLY encourage everyone to join the website and forums and follow the official news and updates there. The yahoo group is more a way of getting the word out in yet another place. :D
And, honestly, I'm not sure how long we'll keep the group. If it becomes redundant or starts detracting from the official site and forums, I will close it down. The last thing I want is for it to draw attention away from the important work we're doing at Unscrewed!.
~Bev
I hope to participate more once The Jam is over this weekend and I am hoping to have Unscrewed magnets and banners to pass out and spread the word.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:21 PM
Well personally, I would say use the group as a reminder. Let everyone know when a new story is put up, or a legal case is won, or whatever.
Perhaps a good way of telling people what discussions are taking place... sometimes people forget to check boards. :) unless they are literary crack like this YABS thread.
:p
EXCELLENT ideas, Danny! I think that is exactly what we'll use it for! :)
~Bev
Blake Petit
03-06-2007, 08:21 PM
That would be really neat.
Anyone a movie memorabilia collector? :p
The only thing keeping me from being a memorabilia collector is an utter lack of funds.
shrike
03-06-2007, 08:22 PM
Doesn't matter if he does. It's alllllllllllll archived already.
He's fucked without lube or a kiss.
~Bev
That would insinuate things actually wish to have sex with him.
Don't flatter the man.
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 08:23 PM
I need a list of who the dirty dozen is.
If I am on that list, I will sign.
I'll gladly sign it. But give me time. Remember, I'm S-L-O-W.
MacQuarrie
03-06-2007, 08:24 PM
That's it, Rick. You've forced me to play my trump card:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2c/180px-Ghostbusters.png
(Yes, Ghostbusters have authority over Marines. Says so right in the manual.)
I'll see your Ghostbusters and raise you...
http://shop.expandit.com/catalog/images/MenInBlack.jpg
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 08:25 PM
I'll gladly sign it. But give me time. Remember, I'm S-L-O-W.
are you one of the dozen?
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 08:26 PM
While you are at it, get him a comb, a shower, a new t shirt and a diet and exercise manual... most of all I'm tired of someone who looks like him tossing out 'fat jokes' at others expense when its painfully obvious via photos he wont be here in Columbus at the Arnold Classic this year or any other year, for that matter.
Can I offer a suggestion?
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a75/dannydonovan3/slappymeal.png
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:27 PM
That would insinuate things actually wish to have sex with him.
Don't flatter the man.
Oh, believe me, I mean "fucked" in totally non-good, non-enjoyable ways.
~Bev
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:28 PM
I need a list of who the dirty dozen is.
If I am on that list, I will sign.
Yeah I dunno who made the list but if I'm not I'll enjoy being a "cyberbully.":)
shrike
03-06-2007, 08:28 PM
Can I offer a suggestion?
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a75/dannydonovan3/slappymeal.png
Depends. Does it come in 'Fatty' size for him?
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:28 PM
are you one of the dozen?
I bet I'm not. I think I've actually managed to move DOWN the list! :(
~Bev
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 08:29 PM
are you one of the dozen?
Honestly, I don't know. Seems that I get a smattering of his venom when he stumbles in. Then again, I might be in the secondary dozen. A sequel poster perhaps?
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 08:29 PM
I need a list of who the dirty dozen is.
If I am on that list, I will sign.
I would like to be part of that.
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:30 PM
I bet I'm not. I think I've actually managed to move DOWN the list! :(
~Bev
That's ok Bev you're on my list.:D
Jamie Coville
03-06-2007, 08:33 PM
Rick is about as versed in comic history as I am in Quantum Therory, he proved that in his comment about my article on Jim's Yahoo group.
Yes and the comic history is wrong.
Richard E. Hughes used many pen names, among them... Richard E. Hughes. His real name was Leo Rosenbaum.
But since he cut and pasted it from Toonopedia I guess I can't fault him for it.
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:33 PM
Ok major merchandising brainstorm here but how about we sell "Dirty Dozen Cookies?"
DocAbsurd
03-06-2007, 08:33 PM
I'll sign it. I'll even include a sketch of Boss Moloch with either a floating magic fish or a civil statue.
Better yet, I'll have him holding the flier for the Mighty Money Con that I wrote.
Free membership in PLECOSTOMUS included.
Doc 'With Perks' Absurd
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:34 PM
After seeing his face after climbing a set of stairs, it wouldn't surprise me.
Mr. Badass looked near to tears.
One set of stairs.
Gail
Why ..."Gail" ... are you now a student of studying facial expressions? Frankly you recalling my face from 2003 is creepy enough. :eek:
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:34 PM
That's ok Bev you're on my list.:D
YAY! I'm still on someone's list! :D
~Bev
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:35 PM
Ok major merchandising brainstorm here but how about we sell "Dirty Dozen Cookies?"
With their pictures screened on the icing and everything!
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:36 PM
Why ..."Gail" ... are you now a student of studying facial expressions? Frankly you recalling my face from 2003 is creepy enough. :eek:
No. Some nightmare memories are seared into a person's brain. Even ones they try hard to forget.
~Bev
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:36 PM
With their pictures screened on the icing and everything!
Hey, I am ALL for cookies! :D
~Bev
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:36 PM
YAY! I'm still on someone's list! :D
~Bev
Hooray! I'm a someone!!!:)
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 08:37 PM
Taking into account how large the dossiers surely must be against us 'Dirty Dozen' (which I take offense at; I showered this morning), that musta been a pair of seriously caffeine-stoked teams to hear and decide about so massive a case.
Y'know, I am scared now. If they can move that fast, they'll never miss representing their 'client'.
Doc 'Just Speculating, Mind You' Absurd
OFFENSE? That is an AWESOME war movie! It's got Lee Marvin in it! 'Dozen is only topped by "Paint Your Wagon" In which Marvin sings.
EXCELLENT ideas, Danny! I think that is exactly what we'll use it for! :)
~Bev
Thank you! I win!
The only thing keeping me from being a memorabilia collector is an utter lack of funds.
Ahh I hear ya. That's why I bless convention vendors who are desperate and don't want to take crap home on the last day of a show.
"Hey, you like this?"
"Yeah but I don't have that much money!"
"How much you got?"
"About 50 bucks."
"Sold. In fact take these six things too. If I see them again I'll cry. I hate lugging this shit around everyone's broke at these things!"
"blame the fact you have to apply for a second mortgage for a sammich at the the food courty place."
I'll see your Ghostbusters and raise you...
http://shop.expandit.com/catalog/images/MenInBlack.jpg
I see MIB and I raise you:
http://www.comictreadmill.com/covers/nickfuryshield04-thumb.jpg
Brother caught a live granade, AND THREW IT BACK AT THE NAZIS, it blew up in his face, and he REFUSED TO GO BACK TO THE "HOSPITAL" and just sticks a patch over it, gets up and starts shooting again.
You can't beat the balls of that.
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 08:38 PM
No. Some nightmare memories are seared into a person's brain. Even ones they try hard to forget.
~Bev
This is why I'm never getting hugs again! :(
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 08:39 PM
Oversights happen all the time. It was correctable and was. You gonna be all tough and stuff now?
You know, I'm starting to think you need a legal wake-up call on this all, Tim.
It really is the only way that the fruit is going to get sorted. Apples, oranges, libel, broken legal agreements... Maybe you actually NEED me to show you by taking back the ICC ... and then shutting down Unscrewed! to put you and your dirty dozen friends in your place.
I believe you know what will freeze over before you shut down Unscrewed!
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:39 PM
This is why I'm never getting hugs again! :(
Nah. You'll get a real hug eventually! :)
~Bev
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 08:41 PM
This is why I'm never getting hugs again! :(
C'mon Danny, now yer just being obvious.
shrike
03-06-2007, 08:42 PM
C'mon Danny, now yer just being obvious.
Good god ppl get a room. :rolleyes:
:p
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 08:43 PM
You and I will dance legally soon enough... :rolleyes:
To go out and dance, you need to get out on the dance floor....
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 08:43 PM
Good god ppl get a room. :rolleyes:
:p
They would, but a certain someone's card got denied. So... no room.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:44 PM
I still manage to be amazed daily by someone's audacity.
I mean, beyond the legal threats bandied at me today.
From the Beat (http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/02/28/rick-olney-at-it-again/):
No, only an idiot would update one page and leave the old guest list on another.
Only an idiot or in case GROUP of idiots, oh you merry bunch of cutthroats would CARE about a small convention. It has to be petty jealous combined with the fact that many of you suffer from NO LIFE and online comics pro worshipping. Sheeesh! You people are in a world all. your. own.
And did I read that "Gail" was talking about banning me? :rolleyes:
That is really something. I knew you were a liar all along. Take your shot. You don't intimidate me and I could really care less. And I'll bet you know why too, right?
No, let it be known that "Gail Simone" not only could stand to lose about 45 pounds ... she could really stand to lose a few readers of the drek that she writes. :D http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/A2.gif
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 08:45 PM
Let's try again...
How is quoting your words libel?
And, what does Barbara have to say about your lost court cases, regardless of your attempts to have them "overturned"?
And who makes up "The Dirty Dozen"? ( I emailed you this question)
Kyuubi
03-06-2007, 08:45 PM
OFFENSE? That is an AWESOME war movie! It's got Lee Marvin in it! 'Dozen is only topped by "Paint Your Wagon" In which Marvin sings.
Thank you! I win!
Ahh I hear ya. That's why I bless convention vendors who are desperate and don't want to take crap home on the last day of a show.
"Hey, you like this?"
"Yeah but I don't have that much money!"
"How much you got?"
"About 50 bucks."
"Sold. In fact take these six things too. If I see them again I'll cry. I hate lugging this shit around everyone's broke at these things!"
"blame the fact you have to apply for a second mortgage for a sammich at the the food courty place."
I see MIB and I raise you:
http://www.comictreadmill.com/covers/nickfuryshield04-thumb.jpg
Brother caught a live granade, AND THREW IT BACK AT THE NAZIS, it blew up in his face, and he REFUSED TO GO BACK TO THE "HOSPITAL" and just sticks a patch over it, gets up and starts shooting again.
You can't beat the balls of that.
I see your SHIELD and raise you:
http://www.dvdverdict.com/images/covers/conman.jpg
I'm sorry, I got this off someone else's account.
shrike
03-06-2007, 08:45 PM
To go out and dance, you need to get out on the dance floor....
If he can't handle a frikkin flight of stairs, do you really expect him to start dancing?
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 08:45 PM
Nah. You'll get a real hug eventually! :)
~Bev
YAY!
C'mon Danny, now yer just being obvious.
BUT IT WORKED!
:p
You're just jealous my elite pouting gets me hugs..
and my awesome hat is the topic of much discussion!
Haters! That's it, I'm suing you!
DarrenCawsey
03-06-2007, 08:46 PM
If you're talking about shutting down UNSCREWED, you're talking to me. I paid for the domain name, and the site is hosted on my server. Tim, Sarah, Tom, Danny, Bev, Shelly and everyone else involved have given of their time, talent and resources to a degree that staggers imagination, but when you get right down to brass tacks, the legal liability is mine and mine alone. My name is on the documents; as far as the courts care, I'm responsible for anything connected with UNSCREWED.
You want to shut down UNSCREWED? Let's see you try. I dare you. Send your two law firms. Release the hounds. I am eager to see what you can muster up. I'm sure it will be hilarious.
Your dad sounds like an a-okay guy. Is he disappointed that he raised such an asshole? You're right, though, if Dick is his name and he's a decent guy, you would be the opposite. How about Dickless? Does that work for you?
Send your goon squad, Dickless.
Quoted so as not to be buried.
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Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 08:46 PM
That's right, Gail. You've got too many readers.
Don't you feel insulted now? Too many readers.
Like Stephen King.
kdb
DocAbsurd
03-06-2007, 08:47 PM
Oh, Danny, I'm gonna keep your offer in mind. I want to give the ICC a solid effort before I decide what my options are with it. Like I said, I've got a few ideas in mind that I really wanna try out, and I know enough creators that would most likely be willing to give it a shot for at least the first year.
Still, lemme know what you guys are doing. I might be able to help either way.
Doc 'Percolating' Absurd
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 08:48 PM
Hey Jim! If you hurry -- I think you can STILL get your name on the, "I'm Anna Marie's baby's DADDY" list. QUICK!!! :D
You mean Anna Nicole, right? :rolleyes:
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:48 PM
What the hell was that awful squawking sound???
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 08:49 PM
Let's try again...
How is quoting your words libel?
And, what does Barbara have to say about your lost court cases, regardless of your attempts to have them "overturned"?
And who makes up "The Dirty Dozen"? ( I emailed you this question)
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:50 PM
Let's try again...
How is quoting your words libel?
Need context. Not sure what you are talking about.
And, what does Barbara have to say about your lost court cases, regardless of your attempts to have them "overturned"?
Do you really expect an answer for such a private matter and personal question. You got a better chance of seeing the weight sclae WHILE "Gail's" standing on it ... around it ... over it. Umm... that is, if she really on that diet.
And who makes up "The Dirty Dozen"? ( I emailed you this question)
Oh... I'm not going to ruin that surprise. You'll need to wait for my t-shirts to go on sale.
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 08:50 PM
What the hell was that awful squawking sound???
Actually, I'm kinda proud of the group. Two spot rants, and no thirty page leap!
Congrats folks, you've nearly got the whole ignore thing down pat!
Tobias March
03-06-2007, 08:50 PM
That's right, Gail. You've got too many readers.
Don't you feel insulted now? Too many readers.
Like Stephen King.
kdb
For some reason David Bowie's 'little man, what now?' song from Extras just popped into my head :D
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:50 PM
What the hell was that awful squawking sound???
Its your chicken, asswipe! Stop choking it! :rolleyes:
Linkara
03-06-2007, 08:51 PM
Its your chicken, asswipe! Stop choking it! :rolleyes:
Well, you'd know chickens, Ricky.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:51 PM
What the hell was that awful squawking sound???
The sound of a chickenshit deadbeat liar's futile screeching at his fate.
~Bev
Blake Petit
03-06-2007, 08:51 PM
Only an idiot or in case GROUP of idiots, oh you merry bunch of cutthroats would CARE about a small convention.
Make sure you put this on the convention flyer, Rick. I'm sure your potential attendees will be glad to know your opinion of them.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:52 PM
Ok major merchandising brainstorm here but how about we sell "Dirty Dozen Cookies?"
Yeah, don't forget the EXLAX. We really don't any more people in comics as full of crap as the lot of you all are! :p
Crowley
03-06-2007, 08:52 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud-1.gif
DANCE MONKEY DANCE!
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:52 PM
Need context. Not sure what you are talking about.
Do you really expect an answer for such a private matter and personal question. You got a better chance of seeing the weight sclae WHILE "Gail's" standing on it ... around it ... over it. Umm... that is, if she really on that diet.
Oh... I'm not going to ruin that surprise. You'll need to wait for my t-shirts to go on sale.
Keep in mind Rick there's 12 people in a dozen. If your math's as good as your spelling...
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Make sure you put this on the convention flyer, Rick. I'm sure your potential attendees will be glad to know your opinion of them.
Blake, now why on earth would you want to put yourself between the bullet and ANYONE in this thread?
You ain't that Superman fellow, you know...
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Yeah, don't forget the EXLAX. We really don't any more people in comics as full of crap as the lot of you all are! :p
Once again, the language takes a brutal beating.
Kyuubi
03-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Mr. Olney, I have a question: How old are you?
I ask because you're acting like a fucking child.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Once again, the language takes a brutal beating.
Not as much as your office chair, JT. :p
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Yeah, don't forget the EXLAX. We really don't any more people in comics as full of crap as the lot of you all are! :p
And YOU would know alllllllll about being full of crap.
~Bev
Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 08:54 PM
Hey Jim! If you hurry -- I think you can STILL get your name on the, "I'm Anna Marie's baby's DADDY" list. QUICK!!! You mean Anna Nicole, right? :rolleyes:
Maybe he means Marlo Thomas?
kdb
Crowley
03-06-2007, 08:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud2.gif
awww ricky
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 08:54 PM
Need context. Not sure what you are talking about.
Do you really expect an answer for such a private matter and personal question. You got a better chance of seeing the weight sclae WHILE "Gail's" standing on it ... around it ... over it. Umm... that is, if she really on that diet.
Oh... I'm not going to ruin that surprise. You'll need to wait for my t-shirts to go on sale.
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. W ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?"
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:54 PM
Blake, now why on earth would you want to put yourself between the bullet and ANYONE in this thread?
You ain't that Superman fellow, you know...
Is this a physical threat I see?
~Bev
J. Morgan (Bat) Neal
03-06-2007, 08:54 PM
I like Darediva.
Who's with me?
Gail
All Hail, Darediva.
Typo Lad
03-06-2007, 08:55 PM
Blake, now why on earth would you want to put yourself between the bullet and ANYONE in this thread?
You ain't that Superman fellow, you know...
Correct me if I'm wronmg, but did he just threaten to shoot people?
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:55 PM
Not as much as your office chair, JT. :p
Sounds like someone's hitting the bottle again. What's wrong, Deadbeat Dick? Having a bad few weeks?
~Bev
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 08:55 PM
It might as well be. He ducks questions like no one's business.
One day in court, there will be no ducking.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:56 PM
Mr. Olney, I have a question: How old are you?
I ask because you're acting like a fucking child.
Umm... too old to be breastfed. Not old enough to have forgotten heaven. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/America1.jpg
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:57 PM
One day in court, there will be no ducking.
Catalino, I have not been drinking, but if you recall ... you really have no level of respect or consideration where I'm concerned. You're just another troll who has lost his bridge. Piss off!:rolleyes:
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:57 PM
Umm... too old to be breastfed. Not old enough to have forgotten heaven. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/America1.jpg
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!
Again, being a wannabe is something YOU would know all about, Deadbeat Dick!
~Bev
Linkara
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
All Hail, Darediva.
Who's Darediva?
Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Keep in mind Rick there's 12 people in a dozen. If your math's as good as your spelling...
What if it's the Dirty Baker's Dozen?
kdb
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Sounds like someone's hitting the bottle again. What's wrong, Deadbeat Dick? Having a bad few weeks?
~Bev
Nope, not a drop. Not enough attention at home, Bev?
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Catalino, I have not been drinking, but if you recall ... you really have no level of respect or consideration where I'm concerned. You're just another troll who has lost his bridge. Piss off!:rolleyes:
Yep! Here we go, folks! Time for the great meltdown to commence!
~Bev
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Why ..."Gail" ... are you now a student of studying facial expressions? Frankly you recalling my face from 2003 is creepy enough. :eek:
No, I just remember you wheezing like a monkey with tb, and sweat pouring down your crimson face. You even made a comment about it.
I also remember a dead dog I saw once when I was a kid.
The dead dog was vastly more appealing visually.
Gail
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Umm... too old to be breastfed. Not old enough to have forgotten heaven. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/America1.jpg
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!
This being said by the man (I use that term loosely) that's never worked on a professional comic...
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Repeated.
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. W ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:59 PM
What if it's the Dirty Baker's Dozen?
kdb
Busiek, you're always thinking... lemme guess, Hostess Twinkies, right?
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 08:59 PM
Nope, not a drop. Not enough attention at home, Bev?
Oh, I get plenty of attention, Deadbeat Dick. I just love making YOUR life a living hell here.
~Bev
Linkara
03-06-2007, 08:59 PM
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!
Seriously, Rick, stop propping that mirror next to the monitor, it'll just remind you of how much of a total loser you are.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 08:59 PM
Is this a physical threat I see?
~Bev
What? With those sad little puppy dog eyes of yours? :p
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:00 PM
Repeated once more.
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. W ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
shrike
03-06-2007, 09:00 PM
Am I the only one to note that obesity and psychological impairments are grounds for a honorable discharge from the service...?
I'm just sayin'.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:00 PM
Busiek, you're always thinking... lemme guess, Hostess Twinkies, right?
Nope. That's YOUR wildest dream, Deadbeat Dick.
~Bev
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:00 PM
Seriously, Rick, stop propping that mirror next to the monitor, it'll just remind you of how much of a total loser you are.
Sorry. You have to BETTER than that to make the Dirty Dozen and knock one off the list. lol
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:01 PM
Only an idiot or in case GROUP of idiots, oh you merry bunch of cutthroats would CARE about a small convention. It has to be petty jealous combined with the fact that many of you suffer from NO LIFE and online comics pro worshipping. Sheeesh! You people are in a world all. your. own.
And did I read that "Gail" was talking about banning me? :rolleyes:
That is really something. I knew you were a liar all along. Take your shot. You don't intimidate me and I could really care less. And I'll bet you know why too, right?
No, let it be known that "Gail Simone" not only could stand to lose about 45 pounds ... she could really stand to lose a few readers of the drek that she writes. :D http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/A2.gif
DUDE.
ENGLISH.
It's the fucking LANGUAGE OF YOUR BIRTH.
CHRIST, you're ignorant.
Good LORD. Anyone else able to read that whole screwfest?
And where's the lie, Rick? I don't like to ban, but I don't want to keep around a racist shit-head, either.
Gail
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:01 PM
Nope. That's YOUR wildest dream, Deadbeat Dick.
~Bev
You dirty girl... :D
Darediva
03-06-2007, 09:01 PM
Who's Darediva?
That would be me.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:01 PM
What? With those sad little puppy dog eyes of yours? :p
What on earth ARE you talking about now, D.D.?
~Bev
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:01 PM
Sorry. You have to BETTER than that to make the Dirty Dozen and knock one off the list. lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/DODO.gif
Tobias March
03-06-2007, 09:01 PM
Sorry. You have to BETTER than that to make the Dirty Dozen and knock one off the list. lol
All your base are belong to us
DarrenCawsey
03-06-2007, 09:02 PM
Umm... too old to be breastfed. Not old enough to have forgotten heaven.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/America1.jpg
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!
"Forgotten heaven"... umm, what the hell is that in reference to? anyone know?
And for god's sake give the patriotic flag-waving a break will you. It has absolutely no relevance to anything in this thread.
I mean hey we get it, you luuurrve America.
I have to ask, so what? Why does that have anything to do with anything?
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Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:02 PM
If he can't handle a frikkin flight of stairs, do you really expect him to start dancing?
We went back and got our books and stuff ourselves so he wouldn't have a cardiac arrest trying to go back to the lot.
Gail
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:02 PM
You dirty girl... :D
Dream on, you chickenshit deadbeat liar.
~Bev
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:02 PM
Am I the only one to note that obesity and psychological impairments are grounds for a honorable discharge from the service...?
I'm just sayin'.
No...it would be a GENERAL discharge...not Honorable, just not dishonorable. (Under medical)
Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 09:03 PM
You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. We ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday.
We do?
kdb
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:03 PM
DUDE.
ENGLISH.
It's the fucking LANGUAGE OF YOUR BIRTH.
CHRIST, you're ignorant.
Good LORD. Anyone else able to read that whole screwfest?
And where's the lie, Rick? I don't like to ban, but I don't want to keep around a racist shit-head, either.
Gail
"Gail" you can just state that you lost here and lie to your hearts content. Far as my being a racist -- YOU seem to be good at calling names when you think you have the backing of your pals here. Sadly, they'll soon know that you're a liar and ALL MOUTH. WHICH, goes along way in explaining your eatting disorder.
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:03 PM
It's up to you, Rick.
You wanna stay, stay.
But knock off the racist and gay-bashing comments, or you can go back to all your empty boards and your missing friends.
Gail
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:04 PM
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. W ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
Blake Petit
03-06-2007, 09:04 PM
Blake, now why on earth would you want to put yourself between the bullet and ANYONE in this thread?
You ain't that Superman fellow, you know...
No, I'm not, but not even Clark needs to flinch from an unloaded gun.
I'm just tired of it, Rick. There are two things in this world that drive me absolutely batshit furious: the incomprehensible mutilation of the English language and someone acting like a bully. Congratulations. You've hit both. Between the despicable things you did to Ronée, the way you shafted so many other people, and the absolutely absurd attempts at poorly-worded and completely illogical insults that, frankly, my ninth-grade students would be too smart to say... well, that's all I can stands, and I can't stands no more.
Maybe I should stay out of it -- not because there's anything to be worried about (I think that's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt) -- but just for my own piece of mind. Because you're not worth getting myself riled up about.
Then I look at my friend -- friends -- and how you treated them. And I remember that it's worth it, if just for that.
Oh, and before you call your lawyers to add me to "the list," the preceding is purely my opinion, of course, and opinion -- by definition -- cannot constitute libel. Any first-year journalism student can tell you that one.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:04 PM
"Gail" you can just state that you lost here and lie to your hearts content. Far as my being a racist -- YOU seem to be good at calling names when you think you have the backing of your pals here. Sadly, they'll soon know that you're a liar and ALL MOUTH. WHICH, goes along way in explaining your eatting disorder.
Look who's talking, Dickless.
~Bev
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:04 PM
We do?
kdb
Sarcasm.;)
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 09:04 PM
And where's the lie, Rick? I don't like to ban, but I don't want to keep around a racist shit-head, either.
Gail
Gail
Perhaps that you've stated that you've never banned anyone (as far as I can remember)... and now you're considering it. Of course, with this being your area, your rules, you can say as you wish concerning members allowed to post. He's trying to dip into semantics about what you've said in the past and try to make you responsible for it. Something he himself, denies or at least avoids.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:05 PM
Dream on, you chickenshit deadbeat liar.
~Bev
Go ahead... I feelyou, girl. Go ahead with those dirty words. I know they're turning you on. :D
You perv!
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:06 PM
Gail
Perhaps that you've stated that you've never banned anyone (as far as I can remember)... and now you're considering it. Of course, with this being your area, your rules, you can say as you wish concerning members allowed to post. He's trying to dip into semantics about what you've said in the past and try to make you responsible for it. Something he himself, denies or at least avoids.
JT, stick to selling cosmetics to drug store chains, wouldja? "Gail" is A BIG girl. She can make the right decision without you. :D
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:06 PM
Go ahead... I feelyou, girl. Go ahead with those dirty words. I know they're turning you on. :D
You perv!
You wish it did. The internet is most likely the closest you've come to a real woman in years.
~Bev
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:06 PM
Only an idiot or in case GROUP of idiots, oh you merry bunch of cutthroats would CARE about a small convention. It has to be petty jealous combined with the fact that many of you suffer from NO LIFE and online comics pro worshipping. Sheeesh! You people are in a world all. your. own.
And did I read that "Gail" was talking about banning me? :rolleyes:
That is really something. I knew you were a liar all along. Take your shot. You don't intimidate me and I could really care less. And I'll bet you know why too, right?
No, let it be known that "Gail Simone" not only could stand to lose about 45 pounds ... she could really stand to lose a few readers of the drek that she writes. :D http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/A2.gif
Don't you think you need to lose weight too? I just thought I might point that out.
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:06 PM
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. W ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!! Or are they too difficult?
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:07 PM
"Gail" you can just state that you lost here and lie to your hearts content. Far as my being a racist -- YOU seem to be good at calling names when you think you have the backing of your pals here. Sadly, they'll soon know that you're a liar and ALL MOUTH. WHICH, goes along way in explaining your eatting disorder.
Fuck. Do you have NO ONE who can edit your posts into English? Can't you take up a hobby that doesn't involve typing and/or cheating everyone you know?
And tell me a single lie, Rick. As you know, I have proof of everything I've said.
Anyway, as I said, you're boring. You have no wit and no English skills. It's boring to me now.
But I'm all for seeing you lose more court cases!
Gail
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 09:07 PM
Oh, Danny, I'm gonna keep your offer in mind. I want to give the ICC a solid effort before I decide what my options are with it. Like I said, I've got a few ideas in mind that I really wanna try out, and I know enough creators that would most likely be willing to give it a shot for at least the first year.
Still, lemme know what you guys are doing. I might be able to help either way.
Doc 'Percolating' Absurd
I'll totally let you know.
:)
You should check out our group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/radiofreecomicks/?yguid=3309962
We're trying to brand comics a little better. Get a decent equal footing at least in audience perception between mainstream and indie. Comics are comics! Doesn't matter how much you have invested in them, you can throw a ton of money at top names and they may prove lackluster in sales, you may have a small book that becomes an sleeper hit!
Sort of like what Unscrewed is doing for creator rights, RFC's working on promotion and taking the biz to the next level. ^_^; (that sounds bad, but I'm tired.)
lol
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:07 PM
Look who's talking, Dickless.
~Bev
Ooops! "There you go again", to quote Ronald Reagan.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:07 PM
JT, stick to selling cosmetics to drug store chains, wouldja? "Gail" is A BIG girl. She can make the right decision without you. :D
Again, Dickless, look who's talking.
~Bev
Reverend Smooth
03-06-2007, 09:07 PM
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!Ironic, since several of us have been published, and are scheduled to be published, by reputable companies, while you have yet to put out anything.
You're the wannabe, mans. We've actually got a present and a future in the business.
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:08 PM
Maybe he means Marlo Thomas?
kdb
Not That Girl!
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:08 PM
I'll totally let you know.
:)
You should check out our group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/radiofreecomicks/?yguid=3309962
RFC's working on promotion and taking the biz to the next level.
lol
Ummm... sure. Like everything else you've touched hasn't turned to crap, Donovan.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:09 PM
Ooops! "There you go again", to quote Ronald Reagan.
Hey, Dickless! Why won't you answer Matt's questions? Are they too difficult for your pea brain to handle? Or are you trying to stall for time to think up another lie to tell?
~Bev
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 09:09 PM
"Gail" you can just state that you lost here and lie to your hearts content. Far as my being a racist -- YOU seem to be good at calling names when you think you have the backing of your pals here. Sadly, they'll soon know that you're a liar and ALL MOUTH. WHICH, goes along way in explaining your eatting disorder.
Yeah Rick it takes a real MAN to pick on women. You degrade Barbara this way? Say what you want to about us guys but leave the ladies alone you Big Turd.
DarrenCawsey
03-06-2007, 09:09 PM
Go ahead... I feelyou, girl. Go ahead with those dirty words. I know they're turning you on. :D
You perv!
I try and keep it civil whenever I post here I really do, but you are nothing more than a slimy little man with no future.
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Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:09 PM
Don't you think you need to lose weight too? I just thought I might point that out.
If you've met him, you'd get why him insulting ANYONE's appearance is hilarious.
:)
Gail
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!
That's right, Gail, Kurt, Mark, all of you... you... you wannabes. How dare you lurk around here acting like you're actually involved in the comics industry. Go back to your day jobs.... oh wait, those ARE your day jobs.
(or is that wannbees? perhaps an Australian critter of some sort?).
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
Don't you think you need to lose weight too? I just thought I might point that out.
If you've met him, you'd get why him insulting ANYONE's appearance is hilarious.
:)
Gail
shrike
03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
Don't you think you need to lose weight too? I just thought I might point that out.
Personally on the cut outs I've seen I like how they maintain his additional chins, hahaha...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he knows he is not a specimen of anything great, and thats probably why he's eating up this attention like a child... sometimes negative attention for a child is just as good as the real thing, and when you don't have much going for your life I would surmise it would be something ppl might try.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
Ironic, since several of us have been published, and are scheduled to be published, by reputable companies, while you have yet to put out anything.
You're the wannabe, mans. We've actually got a present and a future in the business.
The irony is that you're all so full of yourself that you have no pride in your words. It doesn't take much to bully people...you each do THAT well enough as a group.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
Ummm... sure. Like everything else you've touched hasn't turned to crap, Donovan.
Look who's talking, Dickless. YOU have ruined any chance you might have ever had in the comics industry. And any other industry, at this point.
~Bev
JamesRitcheyIII
03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
Umm... too old to be breastfed. Not old enough to have forgotten heaven. I think Kyuubi was making a jest about a possible gap between your physical age, and your emotional age--which I believe to be approximately 50 years, making you a 'terrible two'.
This is, without a doubt, the saddest looking bunch of comics wannbees I have ever seen assembled!
I don't know what 'WannBees' are, but you're a fraudulent, unpublished, perhaps mildly retarded, paranoid sociopath and pathological liar, with no talent, so what you say can't be expected to be taken very seriously. Ironically, again, many of the people here, YOU assembled, asking them to work for you.
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:11 PM
JT, stick to selling cosmetics to drug store chains, wouldja? "Gail" is A BIG girl. She can make the right decision without you. :D
awwwww... come on fudgy the whale:
http://www.delcocarvel.com/images/fudgy.jpg
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:13 PM
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. We ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!! Or are they too difficult?
Or just leave.
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:15 PM
Catalino, I have not been drinking, but if you recall ... you really have no level of respect or consideration where I'm concerned. You're just another troll who has lost his bridge. Piss off!:rolleyes:
I did not accuse you of drinking in this round, so I don't know what brought that on. Nor did I ask or wish for any level of respect from you.
I just make observations on your comments and the situation at hand. If you can not handle it, and it seems to be evident you can not, comments about bridges and trolls are inadequete defenses. British you are not.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:15 PM
Look who's talking, Dickless. YOU have ruined any chance you might have ever had in the comics industry. And any other industry, at this point.
~Bev
Not true. I'm just not accepted in the good old bullies club! You all seem to think that you can bully a person right out of this industry. Got news for you... ain't gonna happen. Even Tony Isabella putting out a *warning* once a day won't keep me out of making, publishing, and selling comics. Take it to the bank. For some of you... that must be a tough thing to accept. Like "Gail" said, It ain't libel if its the truth. But if it isn't the truth then its a lie. :rolleyes:
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 09:15 PM
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. W ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
Actually I believe the term was "CBR Dozen". Clever.
But here's the rub. IF by chance, there are shirts for the "CBR dozen" and they do contain the names of any poster here, then he really can't say
"oh CBR doesn't stand for comic book resources.. it's Comics Beat Ricketts. It's for a new charity I'm starting for people with bad joints."
Because obviously mixing CBR, with names of people who post on a site named CBR, directly make it a term of copyright/trademark infringement.
Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 09:16 PM
Not That Girl!
She's everything that every girl should be.
Plus, since her name was Anne Marie, well, just maybe...
kdb
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:16 PM
I did not accuse you of drinking in this round, so I don't know what brought that on. Nor did I ask or wish for any level of respect from you.
I just make observations on your comments and the situation at hand. If you can not handle it, and it seems to be evident you can not, comments about bridges and trolls are inadequete defenses. British you are not.
Last time I'm responding to you here or anywhere knowingly, Catalino. Every bridge needs one, right? Go find yours!
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 09:16 PM
Yes and the comic history is wrong.
Richard E. Hughes used many pen names, among them... Richard E. Hughes. His real name was Leo Rosenbaum.
But since he cut and pasted it from Toonopedia I guess I can't fault him for it.
Well He should least credit Toonopedia as his source.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:16 PM
Actually I believe the term was "CBR Dozen". Clever.
But here's the rub. IF by chance, there are shirts for the "CBR dozen" and they do contain the names of any poster here, then he really can't say
"oh CBR doesn't stand for comic book resources.. it's Comics Beat Ricketts. It's for a new charity I'm starting for people with bad joints."
Because obviously mixing CBR, with names of people who post on a site named CBR, directly make it a term of copyright/trademark infringement.
CBR's Dirty Dozen to be exact, Donovan.
MacQuarrie
03-06-2007, 09:17 PM
No...it would be a GENERAL discharge...not Honorable, just not dishonorable. (Under medical)
Unfortunately, the National Personnel Records Center will not disclose the type of discharge received as part of the publicly available records. Now if Dickless would sign the consent portion of the SF180, we could get his full records, but I'll settle for the limited records they are legally allowed to release. I mailed the form last week (I held off because I thought somebody else was filing one), so we should know soon whether or not he actually was in the military at all. Preliminary checking by active duty officers in the USMC indicate that it's a big negatory.
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 09:17 PM
Again, Dickless, look who's talking.
~Bev
Thanks Bev.... but much like Gail being big (in the decent fashion... as well as within the business), I consider myself big enough to ignore the little trouser stain.
He just wants to engage in a written battle of wits... and as he's proven over and over, he's an unarmed opponent. So I ignore, I find I'm much happier about it. I'd rather read and respond to the relevant posts here anyhow.
NatGertler
03-06-2007, 09:18 PM
All Hail, Darediva.Seconded or thirded or however many it is by the time this post appears.
There's much to be said of smart people of honor who choose to serve the country. From what I've seen, Darediva qualifies all around.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:18 PM
Not true. I'm just not accepted in the good old bullies club! You all seem to think that you can bully a person right out of this industry. Got news for you... ain't gonna happen. Even Tony Isabella putting out a *warning* once a day won't keep me out of making, publishing, and selling comics. Take it to the bank. For some of you... that must be a tough thing to accept. Like "Gail" said, It ain't libel if its the truth. But if it isn't the truth then its a lie. :rolleyes:
Hey, Dickless! Does your lawyer-- excuse me, your "law firms"-- know you're posting here?
~Bev
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:18 PM
CBR's Dirty Dozen to be exact, Donovan.
So answer the questions, or were your words to me lies yet again?
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. We ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!! Or are they too difficult?
Or just leave.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:19 PM
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. We ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!! Or are they too difficult?
Or just leave.
Nice touch with that, "or just leave." :D
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Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:20 PM
The irony is that you're all so full of yourself that you have no pride in your words. It doesn't take much to bully people...you each do THAT well enough as a group.
Dude, we have enough pride to write above third grade level.
What a weird charge to level.
Gail
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:20 PM
Hey, Dickless! Why won't you answer Matt's questions? Are they too difficult for your pea brain to handle? Or are you trying to stall for time to think up another lie to tell?
~Bev
Bev,
Unless R.O. is under oath, then any answer R.O. may give is not admissable except for the court of public opinion.
Best,
Samuel
Tobias March
03-06-2007, 09:21 PM
Thanks Bev.... but much like Gail being big (in the decent fashion... as well as within the business), I consider myself big enough to ignore the little trouser stain.
He just wants to engage in a written battle of wits... and as he's proven over and over, he's an unarmed opponent. So I ignore, I find I'm much happier about it. I'd rather read and respond to the relevant posts here anyhow.
That's what's extraordinary. He accuses everyone on the thread of bullying, of people attempting to forcibly eject him from the comic industry - yet even here, where he is free to state his case and present evidence, all he does is insult people.
Which funnily enough is what a bully/troll does. They're incapable of relating to anyone, or the use of reason.
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:21 PM
Not true. I'm just not accepted in the good old bullies club! You all seem to think that you can bully a person right out of this industry. Got news for you... ain't gonna happen. Even Tony Isabella putting out a *warning* once a day won't keep me out of making, publishing, and selling comics. Take it to the bank. For some of you... that must be a tough thing to accept. Like "Gail" said, It ain't libel if its the truth. But if it isn't the truth then its a lie. :rolleyes:
no douchebag... you fucked yourself.
and you were never in the industry...
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:21 PM
Nice touch with that, "or just leave." :D
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If you won't answer, why are you here?
You make claims with nothing to back them up.
That makes you a liar.
here is a chance to answer basic questions. PROVE ME WRONG!
DarrenCawsey
03-06-2007, 09:22 PM
I did not accuse you of drinking in this round, so I don't know what brought that on. Nor did I ask or wish for any level of respect from you.
I just make observations on your comments and the situation at hand. If you can not handle it, and it seems to be evident you can not, comments about bridges and trolls are inadequete defenses. British you are not.
Last time I'm responding to you here or anywhere knowingly, Catalino. Every bridge needs one, right? Go find yours!
Yes, god forbid you reply to someone who actually tries to counter your inane ramblings with reason.
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Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:22 PM
Hey, Dickless! Does your lawyer-- excuse me, your "law firms"-- know you're posting here?
~Bev
Bev, sweety, I'm really surprised that you're not keeping up with this thread. I answered that already earlier today. But to save you time -- I had a legal meeting today and I know EXACTLY .. WHAT and WHO I can talk and address here. I know who I can be rude or jerk around, and I know that "Gail" needs to stop calling the kettle... black. Or bad karma's gonna run her over like Ronee. :(
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:22 PM
Not true. I'm just not accepted in the good old bullies club! You all seem to think that you can bully a person right out of this industry. Got news for you... ain't gonna happen. Even Tony Isabella putting out a *warning* once a day won't keep me out of making, publishing, and selling comics. Take it to the bank. For some of you... that must be a tough thing to accept. Like "Gail" said, It ain't libel if its the truth. But if it isn't the truth then its a lie. :rolleyes:
Uh huh.
Of course, you're accomplishing NONE of this. You're merely talking about it.
Normal people know the difference.
And you have made yourself an industry joke.
Gail
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:22 PM
Nice touch with that, "or just leave." :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/gtfo2.gif
Hey, Dickless! How many more lawsuits are pending against you? Planning on showing up for ANY of them?
~Bev
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 09:22 PM
CBR's Dirty Dozen to be exact, Donovan.
You ready to go 0 for 3 in the Win Loss Column Bigboy? You're papers are coming. It's time to finish what I started almost a year ago.
Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 09:22 PM
Even Tony Isabella putting out a *warning* once a day won't keep me out of making, publishing, and selling comics.
No, Olney manages that all by himself.
All strikeouts so far...
kdb
Darediva
03-06-2007, 09:23 PM
Seconded or thirded or however many it is by the time this post appears.
There's much to be said of smart people of honor who choose to serve the country. From what I've seen, Darediva qualifies all around.
Thank you very much. I sincerely appreciate this.
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:23 PM
"Mon, 18 Apr 2005 05:40:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Gail Simone" View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: your mail LAST RESPONSE
To: "Rick Olney of TightLip Entertainment" <orcafresh@att.net>, "Gail Simone" <gail@gailsimone.com>
I'm not going to argue with you, Rick.
Frankly, two years of broken promises and weird
behavior from you is plenty.
'Veiled threat?' No. But if a friend of mine asks
what my experience was like, I will absolutely tell
them, and I'll add that it took TWO YEARS to get
reimbursed and only then because I gave up on the
final promised amount. Thankfully, in the law, truth
is the ultimate defense.
I don't care what your reasoning is. Most of this
happened BEFORE you had a heart attack, which of
course is news to me.
You asked me to come as a guest, promised much that
you didn't deliver, and I still didn't complain. Why?
Because I felt sorry for you. The fact is, Rick, I
HELD UP EVERY BIT OF MY END. I showed up, on time (you
guys were very late), I turned in my expenses, and
paid for my airfare and meals, and while others played
outside on the lawn, I stayed in my area because I
said I would. You want to make yourself look even
worse by trying to act wounded, that's your business.
Yes, I was more polite about it than I should have
been, but at that time, I thought you were
well-meaning but horribly organized. Now I believe
it's more than that.
To top it off, now you're saying I hadn't shown up at
your message board in a year, even though I have
emails from you as late as October, promising (as
usual) to pay this amount. I waited over and over
again while you took care of other, newer con
expenses. I think your right to pretend to be the
victim here is well past gone. You said you lost my
email, but you know full well that I have a board at
CBR.
Don't send me a check, and lose my email address
again, please. There's no 'fixing' two years of broken
promises and bad faith, and yes, I hope the next batch
of 'guests' fare better than we did.
Gail"
Two years of lies, and "check's in the mail" from Rick, 'til I told him to stuff it.
CREATORS BEWARE. Rick CHOOSES who he pays and when, and the answers are 'pretty much no one," and "almost never."
Gail
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 09:23 PM
Ummm... sure. Like everything else you've touched hasn't turned to crap, Donovan.
Ummmmmmmmmm...
Do I need to make the list again?
I'd hate for Gail to get a headache.
What on earth ARE you talking about now, D.D.?
~Bev
HEY!
Careful. There are those of us here with those initials. Don't be throwin' them around like that! Daredevil and I will be very sad.
TomStillwell
03-06-2007, 09:23 PM
Can we get anything that is autographed by the entire Dirty Dozen for the unscrewed auction? I promise to bid high.
If we can make it, I'll auction it.
Now we just need to decide who is in The Dozen.
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:23 PM
If you've met him, you'd get why him insulting ANYONE's appearance is hilarious.
:)
Gail
Gail,
Not only have I met him, he has been a guest in my home during his trips to Florida when Dennis and he came down to go to Megacon.
That of course was several years ago, I believe the last time was in 2003 or 2004...
In those days, he was a bit portly. So am I, but for him to knock anyone on a weight issue, well he should understand the gravity of the phrase kettle calling the pot black...
Best,
Samuel
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:23 PM
Uh huh.
Of course, you're accomplishing NONE of this. You're merely talking about it.
Normal people know the difference.
And you have made yourself an industry joke.
Gail
I have a feeling people are getting more of a look at the REAL "Gail Simone" too.
Oh, no! Wait! There IS NO REAL "Gail Simone" ... just the lumbering hulk of a woman that got lucky in cutting hair for the association of the blind, and in being a token funny book writer. :(
Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 09:24 PM
Last time I'm responding to you here or anywhere knowingly, Catalino.
And another countdown begins. I pick "three days."
kdb
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:25 PM
No, Olney manages that all by himself.
All strikeouts so far...
kdb
Yeah. Weird. To guys like Rick, SAYING he'll do something, despite an endless parade of failures, is the same as doing it.
It's kinda pathetic.
Gail
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:25 PM
Gail,
Not only have I met him, he has been a guest in my home during his trips to Florida when Dennis and he came down to go to Megacon.
That of course was several years ago, I believe the last time was in 2003 or 2004...
In those days, he was a bit portly. So am I, but for him to knock anyone on a weight issue, well he should understand the gravity of the phrase kettle calling the pot black...
Best,
Samuel
I'm not as rollie-pollie as SOME Floridians posting here. :D
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:25 PM
Bev, sweety, I'm really surprised that you're not keeping up with this thread. I answered that already earlier today. But to save you time -- I had a legal meeting today and I know EXACTLY .. WHAT and WHO I can talk and address here. I know who I can be rude or jerk around, and I know that "Gail" needs to stop calling the kettle... black. Or bad karma's gonna run her over like Ronee. :(
Unlike YOU, Dickless, I DO have a life away from the internet. And, by the way, I think we already covered this ground. NO lawyer would EVER tell you it's okay to come here and post insults and threats. ANY lawyer that found out you were doing so would drop you like a hot potato, asshat. So, yeah, I'm calling bullshit on your stories here.
~Bev
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:26 PM
Last time I'm responding to you here or anywhere knowingly, Catalino. Every bridge needs one, right? Go find yours!
I doubt that. Which bridge is yours?
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:26 PM
More of Rick's fantastic organization skills and promise keeping...
"Unfortunately I have had dealing with Rick as well and he has stiffed me as well. I am a lifetime member of ORCA and have been promised a membership bundle each year which I have not recieved.
He promised to send me a t-shirt a few months ago and I'm still waiting.
And if asked about his promises he says yes i'll get to it but he never does.
Gail who is mentioned above he has told me is one of his best friends. It doesn't seem like it.
Rick is always making promises he has no problem with that but keeping them well he seems to have a huge problem with that part.
Richard Vasseur"
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:26 PM
Ummmmmmmmmm...
Do I need to make the list again?
I'd hate for Gail to get a headache.
HEY!
Careful. There are those of us here with those initials. Don't be throwin' them around like that! Daredevil and I will be very sad.
Don't worry, Danny. Everyone knows I'm talking about Dickless Deadbeat here.
~Bev
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:26 PM
Yeah. Weird. To guys like Rick, SAYING he'll do something, despite an endless parade of failures, is the same as doing it.
It's kinda pathetic.
Gail
Kurt, only YOU could have "Gail's" back. Last time I saw you in person, you could've pushed away from the table a few more times too. :D
Tobias March
03-06-2007, 09:27 PM
Little fat man who sold his soul
Little fat man who sold his dream
Chubby little loser
Chubby little loser
National joke....
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 09:27 PM
"Gail" you can just state that you lost here and lie to your hearts content. Far as my being a racist -- YOU seem to be good at calling names when you think you have the backing of your pals here. Sadly, they'll soon know that you're a liar and ALL MOUTH. WHICH, goes along way in explaining your eatting disorder.
Well that would explain Rick being a shithead. Racist? There must be a dozen posts to chose from to verify that an that he is a homophobe.
Where was Gail a racist???
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:27 PM
Don't worry, Danny. Everyone knows I'm talking about Dickless Deadbeat here.
~Bev
Yeah, and that its turning you on in some kinky misunderstood way...
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:27 PM
That's right, Gail, Kurt, Mark, all of you... you... you wannabes. How dare you lurk around here acting like you're actually involved in the comics industry. Go back to your day jobs.... oh wait, those ARE your day jobs.
(or is that wannbees? perhaps an Australian critter of some sort?).
I know, so sad.
Hopefully mommy will still loan him money to fulfill his fanfic, Mary Sue dreams.
In mangled, horrifyingly awful English.
Gail
MacQuarrie
03-06-2007, 09:27 PM
Bev, sweety, I'm really surprised that you're not keeping up with this thread. I answered that already earlier today. But to save you time -- I had a legal meeting today and I know EXACTLY .. WHAT and WHO I can talk and address here. I know who I can be rude or jerk around, and I know that "Gail" needs to stop calling the kettle... black. Or bad karma's gonna run her over like Ronee. :(
Yeah, karma's really beating her up. No, wait, that's you.
A couple of years and a few court rulings, Ronée's gonna be farting in silk and you will be an unpleasant memory.
"Hey Ronée, who was that fat asshole who tried to rip you off?"
"Um, Rick or Dick Something. I blocked it out once I collected on those liens."
Sad. You'll die alone, in poverty and forgotten and nobody will cry. Can you make it soon, huh?
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:27 PM
let's list Ricky's Lies:
1. Lied to Gail about payment in regards to Mini Con
2. committed Fraud against St. Jude
3. Lied about paying TLE employees... to date none have been paid.
4. Lied about being a Marine
5. Lied about being an Inspiration for Ric Olie
What else am I missing about the Dodo?
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TomStillwell
03-06-2007, 09:28 PM
If you're talking about shutting down UNSCREWED, you're talking to me. I paid for the domain name, and the site is hosted on my server. Tim, Sarah, Tom, Danny, Bev, Shelly and everyone else involved have given of their time, talent and resources to a degree that staggers imagination, but when you get right down to brass tacks, the legal liability is mine and mine alone. My name is on the documents; as far as the courts care, I'm responsible for anything connected with UNSCREWED.
You want to shut down UNSCREWED? Let's see you try. I dare you. Send your two law firms. Release the hounds. I am eager to see what you can muster up. I'm sure it will be hilarious.
Your dad sounds like an a-okay guy. Is he disappointed that he raised such an asshole? You're right, though, if Dick is his name and he's a decent guy, you would be the opposite. How about Dickless? Does that work for you?
Send your goon squad, Dickless.
<claps><claps>
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:28 PM
Fuck it.
He makes crazy accusations, won't answer questions, and his insults are tired.
Gail, I beg you.
BAN THE FUCKING DEADBEAT LIAR
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:28 PM
I'm not as rollie-pollie as SOME Floridians posting here. :D
Having met Sam and seen pictures of YOU, I'd say quite the opposite is true.
~Bev
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 09:28 PM
And another countdown begins. I pick "three days."
kdb
I give him till tomorrow Kurt his attention span is shorter than his...
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:28 PM
Yeah, and that its turning you on in some kinky misunderstood way...
You're confusing me and you again, Dickless.
~Bev
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:29 PM
nah keep him around... the more he buries himself... the better.
Mark Blicharz
03-06-2007, 09:29 PM
"Gail" you can just state that you lost here and lie to your hearts content. Far as my being a racist -- YOU seem to be good at calling names when you think you have the backing of your pals here. Sadly, they'll soon know that you're a liar and ALL MOUTH. WHICH, goes along way in explaining your eatting disorder.
All the fat jokes coming from someone who hasn't seen how small his dick actually is since 1980. Grow the fuck up Rick. You've done nothing but make idle threats. You say you were advised NOT to show up to court? Did you get your legal advice from a two year old? Ugh, I think you may just be the stupidest person who's ever been born. Can you do us all a favor and please go get yourself neutered so you can't procreate?
Rick, you don't have to like Gail Simone's writing, there's gotta be one fucktard who doesn't, but making an insult implying she has too many fans is actually funny, but not the way you intended it. It's funny in the way that you think it's a bad thing that people actually pay to read her writing monthly. You know, something you've never had because your complete lack of literacy, talent, and intelligence. You're nothing more then a piece of shit that needs to get flushed.
Blake doesn't need to be Superman, he's got something you'll never have, well a few things, the respect of the people around him. When you have multiple books published and a play being distributed you have talent and skill. But most of all, he's got integrity. That's something you'll never have and never will understand. You'll never know what it is to stand up and be a man and accept what you've made mistakes on. That's what separates people like Blake, Gail, Kurt, Mark Waid and the everyone else posting in this thread from people like you.
Inkpot1965
03-06-2007, 09:29 PM
Doesn't matter if he does. It's alllllllllllll archived already.
He's fucked without lube or a kiss.
~Bev
Damn, that's sexy.
Kurt Busiek
03-06-2007, 09:29 PM
8:16PM:
Last time I'm responding to you here or anywhere knowingly, Catalino.
8:25PM. To Sam Catalino:
I'm not as rollie-pollie as SOME Floridians posting here. :D
Damn. Nine minutes.
Who had "nine minutes?"
kdb
Wil Radcliffe
03-06-2007, 09:30 PM
We went back and got our books and stuff ourselves so he wouldn't have a cardiac arrest trying to go back to the lot.
Gail
I bet you're regretting that courtesy now.
Matt Doc Martin
03-06-2007, 09:30 PM
nah keep him around... the more he buries himself... the better.
No. Enough.
I made an attempt to give him a chance to explain himself.
He ducks and dodges...but does not answer.
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 09:30 PM
I give him till tomorrow Kurt his attention span is shorter than his...
comics career?
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 09:30 PM
Not true. I'm just not accepted in the good old bullies club! You all seem to think that you can bully a person right out of this industry. Got news for you... ain't gonna happen. Even Tony Isabella putting out a *warning* once a day won't keep me out of making, publishing, and selling comics. Take it to the bank. For some of you... that must be a tough thing to accept. Like "Gail" said, It ain't libel if its the truth. But if it isn't the truth then its a lie. :rolleyes:
IE: Scamming both creators and fans.
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:30 PM
I'm not as rollie-pollie as SOME Floridians posting here. :D
Be that as it may, you are as rollie pollie if not more so than I.
Of course, I am not going around suggesting that some need to lose weight, except for that pontificate such.
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:30 PM
8:16PM:
8:25PM. To Sam Catalino:
Damn. Nine minutes.
Who had "nine minutes?"
kdb
the monkey will dance until the break of dawn, Kurt.
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Inkpot1965
03-06-2007, 09:31 PM
are you one of the dozen?
Yeah. JT has the same effect on Rick as Barney has on me.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:31 PM
That's what's extraordinary. He accuses everyone on the thread of bullying, of people attempting to forcibly eject him from the comic industry - yet even here, where he is free to state his case and present evidence, all he does is insult people.
Which funnily enough is what a bully/troll does. They're incapable of relating to anyone, or the use of reason.
But,Tobias... I have stated in many instances here the exact nature of what transpired and even announced publicly that NOTHING was going to change the civil action against those parties/persons, and that all other's involved would be compensated in due order.
Then the paper carrier I had back ten years ago saw this thread on google and demands a BIGGER tip from then.
"Gail" claims that I talked her into paying for not only HER airfare back in 2003 ... but also her husband's airfare. I'm just glad the plane got off the runway, IF you know what I mean...
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:31 PM
And another countdown begins. I pick "three days."
kdb
Kurt,
It did not even last ten moments. :D
Best,
Samuel
Gail Simone
03-06-2007, 09:31 PM
I have a feeling people are getting more of a look at the REAL "Gail Simone" too.
Oh, no! Wait! There IS NO REAL "Gail Simone" ... just the lumbering hulk of a woman that got lucky in cutting hair for the association of the blind, and in being a token funny book writer. :(
Dude, if that's true, then how embarrassing is it that you can't make it in at ANY level, and that you're own artists were 'holding their noses' while drawing your shitty, shitty fanfic, which, by the way, you didn't pay them for?
Honestly...what's lower than a deadbeat loser?
And good god, your insults are lame. Has no one ever told you what a shitty hack no-talent weirdo you are?
Gail
DaveRothe
03-06-2007, 09:32 PM
comics career?
That too JT!!!
Yonar
03-06-2007, 09:33 PM
let's list Ricky's Lies:
1. Lied to Gail about payment in regards to Mini Con
2. committed Fraud against St. Jude
3. Lied about paying TLE employees... to date none have been paid.
4. Lied about being a Marine
5. Lied about being an Inspiration for Ric Olie
What else am I missing about the Dodo?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/dancingmonkey.gif
99 Cent Comics/Comics in the Classroom.
Uhm, what else. Oh yeah, Having a Lawyer.
SUPERECWFAN1
03-06-2007, 09:33 PM
I have a feeling people are getting more of a look at the REAL "Gail Simone" too.
Oh, no! Wait! There IS NO REAL "Gail Simone" ... just the lumbering hulk of a woman that got lucky in cutting hair for the association of the blind, and in being a token funny book writer. :(
Yeah she did write funny books..when she broke into the business. She did the Simpsons. But guess what...she worked her way up. She paid her dues to make it. Thats how the game is played. You pay your dues and work your way up. But sadly you won't ever learn that.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:33 PM
Kurt,
It did not even last ten moments. :D
Best,
Samuel
Just like being in hog heaven, ain't it, Catalino? You, Busiek, bumping uglies on a message thread.
I don't care. Just make sure Bev and "Gail" are wearing their protective head gear. :D
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:33 PM
Dude, if that's true, then how embarrassing is it that you can't make it in at ANY level, and that you're own artists were 'holding their noses' while drawing your shitty, shitty fanfic, which, by the way, you didn't pay them for?
Honestly...what's lower than a deadbeat loser?
And good god, your insults are lame. Has no one ever told you what a shitty hack no-talent weirdo you are?
Gail
He's been told many, MANY times in this thread alone.
~Bev
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:33 PM
Having met Sam and seen pictures of YOU, I'd say quite the opposite is true.
~Bev
Bev,
You are far too kind. R.O. is a bit bigger in the waist than I, but I need to lose weight too. I would not suggest anyone else to, as that is their own private business.
Best,
Samuel
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 09:34 PM
No. Enough.
I made an attempt to give him a chance to explain himself.
He ducks and dodges...but does not answer.
I gotta agree with Matt. It would be different if there were actual answers to any of the pertinent questions put forth. Then I'd say he's debating his side of the issue honestly, but thats not the case. Instead it's just the same diatribe of insults and half threats. (usually in a mangled language that bears a bit of a resemblance to English, but it's tough to say)
Though it would obviously mean the thread would go slower, it would save us all from having to try to decipher the rants.
Reverend Smooth
03-06-2007, 09:34 PM
The irony is that you're all so full of yourself that you have no pride in your words. It doesn't take much to bully people...you each do THAT well enough as a group.
I take pride in just about everything I say. Unless I state that I'm retracting a statement, I stand by every one of my words.
In fact, here are a few more for you:
You are a whiny baby who projects his own mediocrity onto other people. You are unprofessional. And you are stupid, because this is the best comeback that you can come up with.
I hold you in utmost contempt. You are a parasite on this industry, leeching off the hard work of others, and you do to others what you falsely accuse them of doing to you.
You are pathetic. So save your bullshit for people dumb enough to believe you, because right now you're out of your league, you useless piece of scum.
Every. Single. Word. You. Say. Is. Full. Of. Stupid. Shit. Your father has my condolences for having spawned you, and may God have mercy on your children and let them grow up un-fucked-up by your lousy example.
And may every creator in this community steer clear of your conniving schemes to defraud them of work and money so you can get off on your sad little power trips.
Do you understand how lame you are? How small you are? How much of a loser you are? Can you actually grasp how bad of a person you are?
Of course not. Because you're an idiot. You deserve nothing more from me than my spit cast at your feet and for the industry to grind you under its heel.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:34 PM
Kurt,
It did not even last ten moments. :D
Best,
Samuel
Just like being in hog heaven, ain't it, Catalino? You, Busiek, bumping uglies on a message thread.
I don't care. Just make sure Bev and "Gail" are wearing their protective head gear. :D
Kurt, I'd be knowing that when I drop off from here next time ... the legal hammer is dropping. lol
NatGertler
03-06-2007, 09:35 PM
Wow.
I mean, he thinks we might bully him out of the industry.
Has he not noticed that, well, he's not in the industry?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but: he hasn't produced a single comic book publication as a writer, nor as a publisher, right?
And even his supposed upcoming publication... by his own statement, it won't even get direct market distribution?
So exactly what industry does he think he's in?
(Then again, he also tarred the whole group as "wannabes". So he's in the industry, but Gail Simone, Kurt Busiek, Paul Smith... they're wannabes. And good news for those of you struggling to establish yourselves: apparently, you're on the same level as Gail, Kurt, and Paul!)
Tobias March
03-06-2007, 09:35 PM
... IF you know what I mean...
:( No I really don't.
This is like watching a car crash in extreme slow motion.
Danny Donovan
03-06-2007, 09:35 PM
Hey gang,
I just got an e-mail from Bobby Nash. He had a close call, but never ended up getting taken in. He's got a pal that wasn't so lucky. They're gonna be sending something to the eds over at unscrewed! for the anthology.
Now for those that don't know the difference between a "wannabe" and a "professional" Bobby is a highly skilled individual who's work has been seen over at Avatar, AC Comics, and a number of small and medium sized projects. And *gasp* he gets paid for his efforts.
And, his "backlog" of materials weren't photocopied from notebook paper at Kinkos.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:35 PM
I take pride in just about everything I say. Unless I state that I'm retracting a statement, I stand by every one of my words.
Watch out... karma runs over witches like you. :p
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:36 PM
8:16PM:
8:25PM. To Sam Catalino:
Damn. Nine minutes.
Who had "nine minutes?"
kdb
Kurt,
I confess I did not.
Best,
Samuel
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud2.gif
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
Just like being in hog heaven, ain't it, Catalino? You, Busiek, bumping uglies on a message thread.
I don't care. Just make sure Bev and "Gail" are wearing their protective head gear. :D
And once again you prove yourself to be a liar, Dickless!
~Bev
JTPencils
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
Yeah. JT has the same effect on Rick as Barney has on me.
Barney gives you chest pains? He just wants to be your friend!!
Blake Petit
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
All the fat jokes coming from someone who hasn't seen how small his dick actually is since 1980. Grow the fuck up Rick. You've done nothing but make idle threats. You say you were advised NOT to show up to court? Did you get your legal advice from a two year old? Ugh, I think you may just be the stupidest person who's ever been born. Can you do us all a favor and please go get yourself neutered so you can't procreate?
Rick, you don't have to like Gail Simone's writing, there's gotta be one fucktard who doesn't, but making an insult implying she has too many fans is actually funny, but not the way you intended it. It's funny in the way that you think it's a bad thing that people actually pay to read her writing monthly. You know, something you've never had because your complete lack of literacy, talent, and intelligence. You're nothing more then a piece of shit that needs to get flushed.
Blake doesn't need to be Superman, he's got something you'll never have, well a few things, the respect of the people around him. When you have multiple books published and a play being distributed you have talent and skill. But most of all, he's got integrity. That's something you'll never have and never will understand. You'll never know what it is to stand up and be a man and accept what you've made mistakes on. That's what separates people like Blake, Gail, Kurt, Mark Waid and the everyone else posting in this thread from people like you.
Thanks, brother.
This is something else I've got -- friends who'll stand up for me. We've been asking to hear from Rick's for some time. We're still waiting.
TomStillwell
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
Only an idiot or in case GROUP of idiots, oh you merry bunch of cutthroats would CARE about a small convention. It has to be petty jealous combined with the fact that many of you suffer from NO LIFE and online comics pro worshipping. Sheeesh! You people are in a world all. your. own.
And did I read that "Gail" was talking about banning me? :rolleyes:
That is really something. I knew you were a liar all along. Take your shot. You don't intimidate me and I could really care less. And I'll bet you know why too, right?
No, let it be known that "Gail Simone" not only could stand to lose about 45 pounds ... she could really stand to lose a few readers of the drek that she writes. :D http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/A2.gif
The only reason you and your "convention" are on anyone's mind is to warn other people from being involved with your lying, cheating, unethical ways.
Olney, you're lucky to be such an asshole. Otherwise no one would even know you're alive.
Inkpot1965
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
Only an idiot or in case GROUP of idiots, oh you merry bunch of cutthroats would CARE about a small convention. It has to be petty jealous combined with the fact that many of you suffer from NO LIFE and online comics pro worshipping. Sheeesh! You people are in a world all. your. own.
And did I read that "Gail" was talking about banning me? :rolleyes:
That is really something. I knew you were a liar all along. Take your shot. You don't intimidate me and I could really care less. And I'll bet you know why too, right?
No, let it be known that "Gail Simone" not only could stand to lose about 45 pounds ... she could really stand to lose a few readers of the drek that she writes. :D http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/orcafresh/Smilies/A2.gif
Rick, Still waiting for that e-mail. Supper over?
DarrenCawsey
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
But,Tobias... I have stated in many instances here the exact nature of what transpired and even announced publicly that NOTHING was going to change the civil action against those parties/persons, and that all other's involved would be compensated in due order.
I call bullshit on that.
I have read the entire thread, including every post you have made here, and you have yet to logically and succinctly state your case.
You have hinted at, implied, dodged, wheedled, threatened, insulted and used the old "I'm not at liberty to say" on a number of occasions, but you have never tried to have a reasonable debate about what has gone on.
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THEDOC
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
99 Cent Comics/Comics in the Classroom.
Uhm, what else. Oh yeah, Having a Lawyer.
Doesn't seem to know about comic history unless he has help and then he STILL gets it wrong.
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:38 PM
Rick,
we need a new T-Shirt slogan... quick grab the Jim Beam.
Papergirl
03-06-2007, 09:38 PM
Watch out... karma runs over witches like you. :p
Another threat, Dickless? You DO realize we are archiving this, correct? And that, eventually, your "lawyer(s)" will get copies of every single threat you've posted?
Jackass.
~Bev
Reverend Smooth
03-06-2007, 09:39 PM
Watch out... karma runs over witches like you. :p
My karma has been nothing but good and getting better since I started participating in this thread. I am not worried, least of all by anything you say.
Samuel Catalino
03-06-2007, 09:39 PM
Just like being in hog heaven, ain't it, Catalino? You, Busiek, bumping uglies on a message thread.
I don't care. Just make sure Bev and "Gail" are wearing their protective head gear. :D
There is a hog heaven? Oh, the things I could say, but that is too easy. I have neve made a claim to be a vision easy on the eyes.
I am pleased that you are concerned about Bev and Gail's health. I do want to ask why would they need protective head gear?
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:39 PM
Hey gang,
I just got an e-mail from Bobby Nash. He had a close call, but never ended up getting taken in. He's got a pal that wasn't so lucky. They're gonna be sending something to the eds over at unscrewed! for the anthology.
Now for those that don't know the difference between a "wannabe" and a "professional" Bobby is a highly skilled individual who's work has been seen over at Avatar, AC Comics, and a number of small and medium sized projects. And *gasp* he gets paid for his efforts.
And, his "backlog" of materials weren't photocopied from notebook paper at Kinkos.
Toooo funny. Bobby Nash? Close call? When... closing time at 2am some place? Feeding time at the local zoo?
See... I'll bet that I can go to WAL-MART and ask the cashier to read this thread and THEY'LL have a Rick OLney "close call" story. You people are wack. Must be a lot of no life, low life, drug using sons-o-bitches reading this crap.
Tell Bobby to drag his dawg ass in here and post, Donovan. But coach him first. :D Make it a reeeeeeal good story.
Mark Blicharz
03-06-2007, 09:39 PM
Thanks, brother.
This is something else I've got -- friends who'll stand up for me. We've been asking to hear from Rick's for some time. We're still waiting.
That you do. Comes from being a good person, not a liar, a cheat, and a waste of space on this planet. :)
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:41 PM
There is a hog heaven? Oh, the things I could say, but that is too easy. I have neve made a claim to be a vision easy on the eyes.
I am pleased that you are concerned about Bev and Gail's health. I do want to ask why would they need protective head gear?
Because, you and Busiek bumpin' uglies is bound to hurt one of them. The head gear protects the viewers from catchin' a peek. :D
YEEHaaaa!
THEDOC
03-06-2007, 09:42 PM
Toooo funny. Bobby Nash? Close call? When... closing time at 2am some place? Feeding time at the local zoo?
See... I'll bet that I can go to WAL-MART and ask the cashier to read this thread and THEY'LL have a Rick OLney "close call" story. You people are wack. Must be a lot of no life, low life, drug using sons-o-bitches reading this crap.
Tell Bobby to drag his dawg ass in here and post, Donovan. But coach him first. :D Make it a reeeeeeal good story.
There ya go talkin about yourself again.
TomStillwell
03-06-2007, 09:42 PM
Jaysis, man...You said you would attempt to answer questions yet you haven't answered one!
The first question: You said my thread quoting your words was libel. How so? They ARE your words!
Second question rephrased: is Barbara even aware of your court cases (and losses)?
Third question: You have legally threatened nearly everyone who has posted in this thread. Fine. W ALL expect to hear from your lawyers someday. Do you HAVE a top 12, or did you just like the sound of "Dirty Dozen?"
That's only as high as he can count, Matt. Luckily he has those extra mutant fingers to help.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:42 PM
That you do. Comes from being a good person, not a liar, a cheat, and a waste of space on this planet. :)
There is NEVER a shortage of people willing to lie and swear to it. Thus you have your "friends"...
Crowley
03-06-2007, 09:42 PM
Remember everyone... this is a FAKE Marine we're talking to.
He could totally take us in a game of SOCOM.
Mark Blicharz
03-06-2007, 09:43 PM
Toooo funny. Bobby Nash? Close call? When... closing time at 2am some place? Feeding time at the local zoo?
See... I'll bet that I can go to WAL-MART and ask the cashier to read this thread and THEY'LL have a Rick OLney "close call" story. You people are wack. Must be a lot of no life, low life, drug using sons-o-bitches reading this crap.
Tell Bobby to drag his dawg ass in here and post, Donovan. But coach him first. :D Make it a reeeeeeal good story.
Phone call for Rick Olney. It's your "lawyer" calling to tell you that you're fucked. I wonder how fast your "lawyer" will bail when he realizes you're so poor that you'll be taking hand outs from the homeless.
DarrenCawsey
03-06-2007, 09:43 PM
Toooo funny. Bobby Nash? Close call? When... closing time at 2am some place? Feeding time at the local zoo?
See... I'll bet that I can go to WAL-MART and ask the cashier to read this thread and THEY'LL have a Rick OLney "close call" story. You people are wack. Must be a lot of no life, low life, drug using sons-o-bitches reading this crap.
Tell Bobby to drag his dawg ass in here and post, Donovan. But coach him first. :D Make it a reeeeeeal good story.
Why "drug using"?
The only one here who types like he's high on crack is you.
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Darediva
03-06-2007, 09:43 PM
See... I'll bet that I can go to WAL-MART and ask the cashier to read this thread and THEY'LL have a Rick OLney "close call" story.
Nah, when she sees you approaching, she knows it's time for a break and will flick off that light above her quicker that you can say "NDA". Because she's probably had one too many close encounters with you already.
Rick Olney
03-06-2007, 09:43 PM
Remember everyone... this is a FAKE Marine we're talking to.
He could totally take us in a game of SOCOM.
You're already nailed, Brian. Be a good boy and keep your mealy mouth shut. Thanks. :rolleyes:
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