Rick Olney--Fibber or Mega-Giganta-Fibber?

[Danny Donovan]

You haven't shown anything. Regarding Gail's claim in riding with you, she has said more than once that she was not talking about Dennis driving them to Syracuse, but rather an occasion where you conveyed her & her husband from their hotel to the convention venue. Cripes. You are so delusional that that does NOT register with you, because your stupid misapplication "makes more sense" to you because it leaves you blameless, and Gail accusing someone who really is blameless.

Also, I note this latest incarnation of the story you tell us you didn't have a car yourself, or even a driver's license. That's "new".

How do you NOT have a driver's license? Or was it revoked for some reason? It's not like you were living in Manhattan where people are known to reside without driving.

By the way, on one previous occasion where you were spewing into the thread, you indicated that I had made some untruthful comments in the thread. But when I asked you what the comments were, you never did "show the instance of lies". I'm still wondering what you claim I was untruthful about.

Care to be specific about that? Really. Back up your accusation.

Oh you cali girls. I swear I have never seen more cars on the road than when I went to SDCCI that year. :p

I don't have a license either! Don't want one neither. :p I live within walking distance to all the awesome things, and a nice boat ride to the next city over if I need a change of pace.

nothing wrong with being a non-driver. Even if I HAD depth perception I wouldn't want the hassle of car payments and the rising cost of gas.

:p

[Guapo Méndez]

Hey! Don't call the Mexican dude a farthead!

I know he's in Mexico! All the more reason for him to know how to swim and for Homeland Security to know where he is. Geez...

No wonder the greater Chicago area is a cesspool.

Why would I swim? I have a passport, visa and money to pay for my airfare and hotels.

[THEDOC]

You in the Twilight Zone, Lance?

Small Press is dead! Long live independent publishing!
Long live IF! :rolleyes:

Small Press, Self Publishing, Independent Publishing, or Main Stream, none of which you have or will ever do!

[Guapo Méndez]

Man you wouldn't last five seconds in Chi-town.

Not even one second in Mexico. One sip of water and it's all over, folks.

[Indigo Al]

Why would I swim? I have a passport, visa and money to pay for my airfare and hotels.


Do you have any of these, Rick?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

You're a smart fellow. I'm simply playin'...

'Course, my insults are real.

Like I care....your a sideshow to me. A circus to me and others I'm sure. Hell I guessed it way...way back. Good luck by the way with those insults.

Your the best enertainment at this point. CBR needed something so we can have fun n watch. The meltdowns are the best.

[Rick Olney]

http://myworld.ebay.com/orcafresh/

Yup, the wayback machine is in perfect working order. Signed up that particular account as an eBay member back in March 2000, went for some November/December 2000 auctions, no payment, promises of sending payment twice and it must have gotten lost...

that's one helluva scam! You should report that to eBay! Maybe they'll reinstate your membership, to let you finish selling off what's left of your honesty and dignity.

Well, I hate to burst you bubble, Ozbat... but that wasn't me. I have never dealt with ebay. Never.

But I will have it looked into. Thanks for alerting me.

[d newton]

We've just hit 15, 000 posts / 1, 000 pages. :D

[kmeyers]

You're a smart fellow. I'm simply playin'...

'Course, my insults are real.

Real what? Real crappy?

[THEDOC]

Not even one second in Mexico. One sip of water and it's all over, folks.

yeah well you should taste ours. whooo wheee... kinda like Rick on a "hot going up the stairs day".

[Rick Olney]

Like I care....your a sideshow to me. A circus to me and others I'm sure. Hell I guessed it way...way back. Good luck by the way with those insults.

yup. I got the 1500th post.

[shanejayell]

Mine's at 501 pages, depends on your settings.

By the way, while you were posting away Rick PAID ANYBODY YET?

[Gail Simone]

Do you have any of these, Rick?

Just to pop in to say that Guapo is APPALLINGLY handsome, and has a great television career. In other words, he is the opposite of Rick in all ways.

AND he's married to an unbelievably beautiful woman. There's a reason why he's been called the Mexican James Bond for years.

I'm not making any of that up, it's all true. When I needed a gorgeous Latina woman as a model for Velocista in JLA: Classified, we used Guapo's wife (with Guapo's permission).

They're THAT good-lookin'.

Just saying for the record.

ZZZZZZZ

Gail

[Guapo Méndez]

Well, I hate to burst you bubble, Ozbat... but that wasn't me. I have never dealt with ebay. Never.

But I will have it looked into. Thanks for alerting me.

Translation: Must...email...ebay....to....delete...that...page. ..!

[Danny Donovan]

Well, I hate to burst you bubble, Ozbat... but that wasn't me. I have never dealt with ebay. Never.

But I will have it looked into. Thanks for alerting me.


Um, maybe not directly but I do remember you having me deal with eBay on your behalf to pay your debts. not that you ever accepted any offer that was made or I ever saw any of the items.

Although I have to say, I was suspect on why we had to use MY account, because you said you didn't have one, and didn't want to go to the trouble of making one.

Probably because of that link right there.

Or you know it's another case of people making things up. Because well, that's honestly more believable.

[kmeyers]

yup. I got the 1500th post.

Is that going to be your crowning achievement? Your legacy to the world? I got the 15000th post look at me! I'm king of the internet!!

[Matt Doc Martin]

Well, I hate to burst you bubble, Ozbat... but that wasn't me. I have never dealt with ebay. Never.

But I will have it looked into. Thanks for alerting me.

Why would anyone claim a name like Orcafresh?

And use the same words YOU HAVE ALWAYS USED REGARDING PAYMENT?

yeah, that's not you, fucknuckle

That is a mysterious stranger! Maybe Guapo? You know those dirty wetbacks. CALL HOMELAND SECURITY!






Guapo, you know I jest on you, yes? I hate this racist fucktard.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

yup. I got the 1500th post.

15,000TH. Corrected that for ya...

[Rick Olney]

Do you have any of these, Rick?

Al, you're smarter than that. Why insult your own intelligence? Look its late. You'll need to play with yourself ... as I'm signing out.

[Linkara]

Wait'll you read his stuff. It is the worst fanfic I've ever read.

And no, I'm not kidding. It's full of Mary Sues, and it is BRAIN-SPLITTINGLY bad. The artists HATED it, but of course they thought then that they might actually get paid.

Night, all!

Good luck with coming up with a decent insult some time, deadbeat!

Gail

Wait! Before you go, I want to see this illustrious work of art! ^_^

[Matt Doc Martin]

Translation: Must...email...ebay....to....delete...that...page. ..!

Somebody made a PDF already!:evilsmile

[JTPencils]

yup. I got the 1500th post.

Guess you finally accomplished something you set out to do. You must be so proud.

Let's go for a "twofer"... how about paying everyone you owe??

[Guapo Méndez]

yup. I got the 1500th post.

Easily remedied:

Mods! Can you delete the post where I posted Olney's baby picture?

[Guapo Méndez]

Just to pop in to say that Guapo is APPALLINGLY handsome, and has a great television career. In other words, he is the opposite of Rick in all ways.

AND he's married to an unbelievably beautiful woman. There's a reason why he's been called the Mexican James Bond for years.

I'm not making any of that up, it's all true. When I needed a gorgeous Latina woman as a model for Velocista in JLA: Classified, we used Guapo's wife (with Guapo's permission).

They're THAT good-lookin'.

Just saying for the record.

ZZZZZZZ

Gail

Thanks, Gail. ;)

Have a good night.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Al, you're smarter than that. Why insult your own intelligence? Look its late. You'll need to play with yourself ... as I'm signing out.

Awwww....

Nurse come to restrain you again?

[Rick Olney]

15,000TH. Corrected that for ya...

Thanks, man. It was a lot of work getting it up here.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Is that going to be your crowning acheivement? Your legacy to the world? I got the 1500th post look at me! I'm king of the internet!!

I'm the Stallion of the internet. Being King is so risky. Some guy always trying to take the throne. I'd rather romance the Maidens and fight bad guys personally.

[Indigo Al]

Al, you're smarter than that. Why insult your own intelligence? Look its late. You'll need to play with yourself ... as I'm signing out.

Did you giggle to yourself like a 6 year old girl as you typed "You'll need to play with yourself"?

Will you pay the people you owe?

Will you pay the people on eBay that you owe? Are you going to try to sue eBay if they don't take that page down?

[JTPencils]

Thanks, man. It was a lot of work getting it up here.

Now that's just a disturbing thought in and of itself. Try looking at more Benny G. Leal art Rick, it'll be up and thrashing in your hand in no time!

[Rick Olney]

Thanks, Gail. ;)

Have a good night.

"Gail" ... fat women really can get into the fantasy descriptions, can't they?

Originally Posted by Gail Simone View Post
Just to pop in to say that Guapo is APPALLINGLY handsome, and has a great television career. In other words, he is the Rick's Mexican twin in all ways.

AND he's married to an unbelievably beautiful woman. There's a reason why he's been called the Mexican James Bond for years. *Lemme guess... he likes to be shaken, not stirred, right?

I'm not making any of that up, it's all true. When I needed a gorgeous Latina woman as a model for Velocista in JLA: Classified, we used Guapo's wife (with Guapo's permission).

They're THAT good-lookin'.

Just saying for the record.

ZZZZZZZ

Gail

"Gail", phat women get all the breaks in the comic book entertainment business!

[Rick Olney]

Now that's just a disturbing thought in and of itself. Try looking at more Benny G. Leal art Rick, it'll be up and thrashing in your hand in no time!

Stick another quarter in that vibratin' bed in that cheap motel you're booked into, JT. Try not to think about Benny's art. But know that I'll be sure to give him your personal regards.

[bert]

Hear him, "Gail"?

He wants you in shape first. Then he'll sling a stone. Must be some sort of Mexican slang for frost your cupcakes.

Viva la choucha!

Guapo, does Homeland Security know you're living here? I don't need a passport. I was born here. Si, and you are such a pendejo, pendejos make fun of you too.
Can you swim?

FUCK YOU YOU RACIST, FUCKING FUCK

(and note that Guapo can live in Mexico, and yet still post to CBR. .the internet is funny that way).

I consider Guapo a friend. . and you, you fucking douchebag, need to . . .

man.. I hope to god you try to pull this posturing shit w/ Matt when he's there for your trial(s). I here he's mighty enough to lay the smackdown on you.

[Guapo Méndez]

"Gail" ... fat women really can get into the fantasy descriptions, can't they?



"Gail", phat women get all the breaks in the comic book entertainment business!

Dude...come one...you're harmless.
Go to sleep before you give yourself an aneurysm.

[kingdom2000]

Still noticing the lack of putting up (and worse, the lack of shutting up). Cowardly actions of a cowardly man I guess.

[DaveRothe]

Yes Rick Ebay wants monies owed for women's lingerie in your size and the anal lube you ordered in bulk quantity.

[kmeyers]

Thanks, man. It was a lot of work getting it up here.

Is that what you tell your wife before popping a viagra?

[Matt Doc Martin]

FUCK YOU YOU RACIST, FUCKING FUCK

(and note that Guapo can live in Mexico, and yet still post to CBR. .the internet is funny that way).

I consider Guapo a friend. . and you, you fucking douchebag, need to . . .

man.. I hope to god you try to pull this posturing shit w/ Matt when he's there for your trial(s). I here he's mighty enough to lay the smackdown on you.


He won't show up for his trials.

[JTPencils]

Stick another quarter in that vibratin' bed in that cheap motel you're booked into, JT. Try not to think about Benny's art. But know that I'll be sure to give him your personal regards.

I'll try not to think about Benny's art. Unless I need to reference some really bad flash prison art.

As to the vibrating bed... at least I've got the cash to toss in. No thanks to you you deadbeat.

[Rick Olney]

Why would anyone claim a name like Orcafresh?

And use the same words YOU HAVE ALWAYS USED REGARDING PAYMENT?

yeah, that's not you, fucknuckle

That is a mysterious stranger! Maybe Guapo? You know those dirty wetbacks. CALL HOMELAND SECURITY!






Guapo, you know I jest on you, yes? I hate this racist fucktard.

Yeah, sure he does, Guapo. All you need to do is see how he answers me. He's more cracker than I am. 'Course, once he breaks his legs (and he's bound to...) he'll be shorter and it'll be tougher for him to hop up in his chair to post here.

Troll boy, try not to fall down and break your legs.

[Reverend Smooth]

Hey! Don't call the Mexican dude a farthead!

I know he's in Mexico! All the more reason for him to know how to swim and for Homeland Security to know where he is. Geez...

No wonder the greater Chicago area is a cesspool.Quoted for posterity. People will have the displeasure of remembering you as a racist.

[Guapo Méndez]

Hi, bert.

No worries. Olney is harmless.

In fact, I can't get the Lumberjack song off my mind, chock-full of Olney lyrics.


"I'm Rick 'Orcafresh' and I'm ok.
I swindle all night,
I cheat all day."

I may have the whole song done by tomorrow.

[Rick Olney]

I'll try not to think about Benny's art. Unless I need to reference some really bad flash prison art.

As to the vibrating bed... at least I've got the cash to toss in. No thanks to you you deadbeat.

Shit, if you had finished anything but the first two pages ... you'd be able to afford a higher grade hotel and a hooker.

You know... a prostitute named "Lola" with the adams apple that pokes you in the nut sack.

Oh, and Benny will appreciate your kind comments. He gets paroled soon.

[bert]

Quoted for posterity. People will have the displeasure of remembering you as a racist.

and a more idiotic than normal one too.

note to the Racist Fucktard: Mexico is ATTACHED by LAND to the United States.

one does not have to "swim" across the Rio Grande. . it can be waded across.

you are thinking of Cuba.

[Guapo Méndez]

Yeah, sure he does, Guapo. All you need to do is see how he answers me. He's more cracker than I am. 'Course, once he breaks his legs (and he's bound to...) he'll be shorter and it'll be tougher for him to hop up in his chair to post here.

Troll boy, try not to fall down and break your legs.

Does that make sense in english? I'm drawing a blank here.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Yeah, sure he does, Guapo. All you need to do is see how he answers me. He's more cracker than I am. 'Course, once he breaks his legs (and he's bound to...) he'll be shorter and it'll be tougher for him to hop up in his chair to post here.

Troll boy, try not to fall down and break your legs.

I am a cracker. So what? I am scottish and irish...So yeah, I am white.

But I got soul.

And how am I "bound to break my legs?"

Tell me, Rick.

*rapt attention*

[Matt Doc Martin]

Shit, if you had finished anything but the first two pages ... you'd be able to afford a higher grade hotel and a hooker.

You know... a prostitute named "Lola" with the adams apple that pokes you in the nut sack.

Oh, and Benny will appreciate your kind comments. He gets paroled soon.

What was he in jail for?

[Rick Olney]

Hi, bert.

No worries. Olney is harmless.

In fact, I can't get the Lumberjack song off my mind, chock-full of Olney lyrics.


"I'm Rick 'Orcafresh' and I'm ok.
I swindle all night,
I cheat all day."

I may have the whole song done by tomorrow.

Oh, "Gail!" ... and he can SING too!!!

:rolleyes:

Geez... and I wasn't gonna reach for my, "Hey meister?" ...jokes.

[Reverend Smooth]

and a more idiotic than normal one too.

note to the Racist Fucktard: Mexico is ATTACHED by LAND to the United States.Good lord, what a moron.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Does that make sense in english? I'm drawing a blank here.

No. That is not your fault.

It is Rick-Speak.

Like English, but doesn't follow any of the rules.

Or spelling.

Or punctuation.

You get my point.

[Rick Olney]

What was he in jail for?

Saved your life killing that shit eatting dog. lol

What a moron haven this place is...

[kmeyers]

Does that make sense in english? I'm drawing a blank here.

HA! Seriously, I recognize the words as english. But, they're put together in such an odd way, and really never form a coherent sentence.

[Guapo Méndez]

Oh, "Gail!" ... and he can SING too!!!

:rolleyes:

Geez... and I wasn't gonna reach for my, "Hey meister?" ...jokes.

Who can sing on a writen media?

Wake up, pendejo!

[OzBat!]

man.. I hope to god you try to pull this posturing shit w/ Matt when he's there for your trial(s). I here he's mighty enough to lay the smackdown on you.I don't. He doesn't need to, for several reasons:

1. Guapo has more class, grace, and intelligence than Rick is capable of imagining for even his worst Mary Sue characters. Everything gail said about his photogenic qualities is true. He built his own house. He's working on a masters degree. Worrying about what pond scum like Rick thinks or calls him would require Guapo to go dumpster diving to tragic degrees. Quite simply, Rick being "beneath him" isn't an adequate enough descriptor of just how out of his league Rick is.

2. Matt would get far, far better revenge simply turning up and doing a Nelson "HA-HA!" after each and every trial as Rick descends the steps to go home.

In fact, I want a recording of him doing just that!

Maybe he could learn to do it in spanish, for Guapo's benefit?

[Matt Doc Martin]

Oh, "Gail!" ... and he can SING too!!!

:rolleyes:

Geez... and I wasn't gonna reach for my, "Hey meister?" ...jokes.

What, you think he is German now?

Did you even TAKE basic Geography in school?

[Rick Olney]

Good lord, what a moron.

You obviously can't swim. lol

[Rick Olney]

What, you think he is German now?

Did you even TAKE basic Geography in school?

Meeeester...

lol

[Crowley]

You obviously can't swim. lol
DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/dancingmonkey.gif

[JTPencils]

Shit, if you had finished anything but the first two pages ... you'd be able to afford a higher grade hotel and a hooker.

You know... a prostitute named "Lola" with the adams apple that pokes you in the nut sack.

Oh, and Benny will appreciate your kind comments. He gets paroled soon.

I'm sure that'll be a proud moment for you, having your lover finally out of irons. By the way, THAT statement is a threat numbnuts... something I have yet to say towards you. So... there goes your "poor me" defense.

If you had paid for all the work PRIOR to the pages, you'd have gotten more. But no pay, no pages. That's how it works, ya dumb pudpuller.

Unlike yourself, I don't pay fer attention... then again, you don't pay either... do you run out of the room while they're "freshing up" or wretching from having to actually come in contact with you?

On that note, I'm off to sleep. Something about having a real life and a real job tomorrow. Something Rick no doubt can't comprehend.

[Guapo Méndez]

I want Rick's trial youtubed. It'll be a hoot.

[Rick Olney]

I don't. He doesn't need to, for several reasons:

1. Guapo has more class, grace, and intelligence than Rick is capable of imagining for even his worst Mary Sue characters. Everything gail said about his photogenic qualities is true. He built his own house. He's working on a masters degree. Worrying about what pond scum like Rick thinks or calls him would require Guapo to go dumpster diving to tragic degrees. Quite simply, Rick being "beneath him" isn't an adequate enough descriptor of just how out of his league Rick is.

2. Matt would get far, far better revenge simply turning up and doing a Nelson "HA-HA!" after each and every trial as Rick descends the steps to go home.

In fact, I want a recording of him doing just that!

Maybe he could learn to do it in spanish, for Guapo's benefit?

Maybe a kangaroo could break into your thatch roofed house and stomp the shit out of you with his dillywacker...

[SUPERECWFAN1]

HA! Seriously, I recognize the words as english. But, they're put together in such an odd way, and really never form a coherent sentence.

Imagine it all in 22 pages with good art coming to you each month ! It would read like Warrior's comic he had in the 90's . ( and trust me...no one to this day understands Jim Hellwig's comic. Beyond him torturinf Santa Claus.)

[Paul D. Storrie]

Does anyone else picture Matt Doc Martin as Tom Cruise in a Few Good Men , screaming at Olney as Jack Nicholson on the stand ? Because I'm picturing that right now.


Matt Doc Martin (Tom Cruise) : " I WANT THE TRUTH !! "

Olney ( Jack Nicholson : " You can't HANDLE THE TRUTH ! "

Though a more apt version for this situation would be:

Olney (Jack Nicholson: "Eeep! I can't HANDLE the truth!"

PDS

[Guapo Méndez]

Meeeester...

lol


You know letters sound different in spanish?

You write rubbish.

[Crowley]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud.gif

[Matt Doc Martin]

Saved your life killing that shit eatting dog. lol

What a moron haven this place is...

Only because you bring property values down.

SO...you won't tell us what he was in jail for. My guess is assault, based on your threats about him getting paroled soon.

[Guapo Méndez]

I don't. He doesn't need to, for several reasons:

1. Guapo has more class, grace, and intelligence than Rick is capable of imagining for even his worst Mary Sue characters. Everything gail said about his photogenic qualities is true. He built his own house. He's working on a masters degree. Worrying about what pond scum like Rick thinks or calls him would require Guapo to go dumpster diving to tragic degrees. Quite simply, Rick being "beneath him" isn't an adequate enough descriptor of just how out of his league Rick is.

2. Matt would get far, far better revenge simply turning up and doing a Nelson "HA-HA!" after each and every trial as Rick descends the steps to go home.

In fact, I want a recording of him doing just that!

Maybe he could learn to do it in spanish, for Guapo's benefit?


Thanks, Ozzie.

[Linkara]

No. That is not your fault.

It is Rick-Speak.

Like English, but doesn't follow any of the rules.

Or spelling.

Or punctuation.

You get my point.

No no, his English is quite correct... for the dimension he comes from. You see, Rick lives on Earth-Moron, where Olneyspeak is law and he's published many works as the King of the world all thanks to his brilliant legislation of non-disclosure.

[Reverend Smooth]

You obviously can't swim. lol...I'm sure there was supposed to be an insult in there somewhere...

[Matt Doc Martin]

I don't. He doesn't need to, for several reasons:

1. Guapo has more class, grace, and intelligence than Rick is capable of imagining for even his worst Mary Sue characters. Everything gail said about his photogenic qualities is true. He built his own house. He's working on a masters degree. Worrying about what pond scum like Rick thinks or calls him would require Guapo to go dumpster diving to tragic degrees. Quite simply, Rick being "beneath him" isn't an adequate enough descriptor of just how out of his league Rick is.

2. Matt would get far, far better revenge simply turning up and doing a Nelson "HA-HA!" after each and every trial as Rick descends the steps to go home.

In fact, I want a recording of him doing just that!

Maybe he could learn to do it in spanish, for Guapo's benefit?
Oh, I will laugh at Rick, whether he is there or not.

And again, Rick is not fit to wipe the sweat from Guapo's nuts.

You are a lowlife, fucknuckle.

[Rick Olney]

I'm sure that'll be a proud moment for you, having your lover finally out of irons. By the way, THAT statement is a threat numbnuts... something I have yet to say towards you. So... there goes your "poor me" defense.

Only to a bonfide pussy.

If you had paid for all the work PRIOR to the pages, you'd have gotten more. But no pay, no pages. That's how it works, ya dumb pudpuller.

Yeah, except we'd still be waiting for you to finish page 3!

That coming from a pussy isn't very intimidating, jerk-off. lol And pudpuller is a rank in the Navy, isn't it?

Unlike yourself, I don't pay fer attention... then again, you don't pay either... do you run out of the room while they're "freshing up" or wretching from having to actually come in contact with you?

On that note, I'm off to sleep. Something about having a real life and a real job tomorrow. Something Rick no doubt can't comprehend.

Umm... yeah. "Good morning and welcome to McDonald's ... would you like fries with that?" lol

[Matt Doc Martin]

...I'm sure there was supposed to be an insult in there somewhere...

Don't try to look too hard for it. It will cause a headache

[Guapo Méndez]

Well, folks, as fun as this little exercise has been, I must turn in. Daily workout starts at 7:00am sharp.

Night.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Only to a bonfide pussy.



Yeah, except we'd still be waiting for you to finish page 3!

That coming from a pussy isn't very intimidating, jerk-off. lol And pudpuller is a rank in the Navy, isn't it?



Umm... yeah. "Good morning and welcome to McDonald's ... would you like fries with that?" lol

So weak...so very, very weak

[OzBat!]

Maybe a kangaroo could break into your thatch roofed house and stomp the shit out of you with his dillywacker...Whatever medication you're on that made that sound funny in your own head as you typed it, you need to get it changed, fast. It sounds like it's doing permanent damage to your synapses.

[JTPencils]

Only because you bring property values down.

SO...you won't tell us what he was in jail for. My guess is assault, based on your threats about him getting paroled soon.

I'm not exactly worried Matt. I work with cops all day long... so I'm not concerned in the least.

Besides... if what I've heard is correct... Benny's gonna be on parole in another state for awhile... so leaving may not be in his best interest.

[Crowley]

At this point DODO should blindfold himself and type with his feet...

[Matt Doc Martin]

I'm not exactly worried Matt. I work with cops all day long... so I'm not concerned in the least.

Besides... if what I've heard is correct... Benny's gonna be on parole in another state for awhile... so leaving may not be in his best interest.

I am sure he doesn't give two shits about Rick or his pretty, pretty mouth.

[Matt Doc Martin]

At this point DODO should blindfold himself and type with his feet...

It would make more sense.

[Rick Olney]

Oh, I will laugh at Rick, whether he is there or not.

And again, Rick is not fit to wipe the sweat from Guapo's nuts.

I won't ask how you know what determines that fitness, troll boy.

You are a lowlife, fucknuckle.

Yes, and you are a cowardly big mouth that really needs your ass handed to you. Man, I miss the old days... I would've knocked you on your ass in a heart beat. Now I have to wait for your mouth to run like the diarrhea spew that it normally is...

[Rick Olney]

At this point DODO should blindfold himself and type with his feet...

Slip another mutant hamster in your ass, Crowley. You weasle fuck.

[Matt Doc Martin]

I won't ask how you know what determines that fitness, troll boy.



Yes, and you are a cowardly big mouth that really needs your ass handed to you. Man, I miss the old days... I would've knocked you on your ass in a heart beat. Now I have to wait for your mouth to run like the diarrhea spew that it normally is...
And what?


Come to Florida. It is nice down here.

[JTPencils]

Only to a bonfide pussy.

We are what we eat. Jealous Rumpranger Jones?


Yeah, except we'd still be waiting for you to finish page 3!

Anything like waiting for you to send contracts? Or payments? Or bonus'? Hell, Moses didn't live THAT long!

That coming from a pussy isn't very intimidating, jerk-off. lol And pudpuller is a rank in the Navy, isn't it?

Nah, it's a Herkimer mating call... As far as my Navy experience, as one who can't truthfully substantiate his "supposed" service... you really have a nerve to speak on it.

Umm... yeah. "Good morning and welcome to McDonald's ... would you like fries with that?" lol

Jesus Rick, how did you get a job here? Do they know you're gonna steal the fries like you used to swipe comics when you were a kid? Oh Manager!!!!!

[Rick Olney]

I am sure he doesn't give two shits about Rick or his pretty, pretty mouth.

Laurel and Hardy is it? GREAT impersonation! :rolleyes:

[Crowley]

Slip another mutant hamster in your ass, Crowley. You weasle fuck.
Hamster in the ass? that the best you can do?

Dance Monkey! DANCE!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/dancingmonkey.gif

[Inkpot1965]

Rick,
When I left Tightlip you said the money you owed me would not be long in coming. That was last April, and still no money. How do you define the phrase 'not long in coming'? What legal wrangling would stop you from cutting me a check?

[Matt Doc Martin]

Laurel and Hardy is it? GREAT impersonation! :rolleyes:

And weren't you crawling back under a rock?

[Matt Doc Martin]

Rick,
When I left Tightlip you said the money you owed me would not be long in coming. That was last April, and still no money. How do you define the phrase 'not long in coming'? What legal wrangling would stop you from cutting me a check?

So many answers...so many jokes...

[Sarah Beach]

Look, again... the NDA in no way was affected by the contract breach. Chuck Dixon broke his contract before the pay due date. He also has weaseled back-n-forth over his NDA. But he's nailed cold on it.

I have NEVER said that talent regarding TOTS wouldn't get paid. I just maintain that the NDA that each provided and several broke was holding up the group by individual talent, and then, of course, the rest of the nonsense happened here with "Gail" making her bald faced claims ... with Chuck Dixon's moderator, Sarah Beach following suit, Hell, even the Dixonverse other schmuck is here. I canm't help that the bunch of you are not smart enough to figure out what I'll be moving to prove in court. And each mouth here claiming their victim-hood -- actually is a separate case.


Chuck "weaseled"??? Chuck???

You, peanut, are seriously deluded. Chuck knows how to read a contract (after 20 years in the business, he should!). He said he never signed the NDA. You are the one that has bobbled back and forth on that.

"Dixonverse other schmuck"? Oh, please.

And I'm not sure what I'm "following suit" in doing. Other than making sure a jerk with bad business practices, who happens to be quite poisonous in social interactions, gets as much public exposure as possible. Isn't that what you always wanted? Lots of public exposure? Everybody knows about you now! Well, they also know the truth about you now, so you might not be so happy with that. But I don't make this stuff up.

[Sarah Beach]

Just what your sister paid me. :rolleyes:

Heh. Now he's the prostitute!

Good grief!

[DaveRothe]

Well InkPot the bank wouldn't cash Monopoly money so that's probably what the hold up is.:)

[Crowley]

Rick,

when are you going to panic again and start deleting your old posts?
come on crybaby?
prove you were EVER in the marines:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud.gif

[Rick Olney]

We are what we eat. Jealous Rumpranger Jones? You're a hypocrite. You fit right in here.

As far as my Navy experience, as one who can't truthfully substantiate his "supposed" service... you really have a nerve to speak on it.

How about I meet you at Pittsburgh and I show you how I learned to swab the deck ...with anchor clankers. lol

[OzBat!]

Hey Rick, remember this post (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4447530&postcount=14800) ?

[TheWraith]

Rick will get his in court, of that I'm sure. It's laughable when he states he's right and everyone else (Chuck Dixon, Gail Simone, Kurt Busiek, Mark Waid and everyone else) is wrong. C'mon, anyone with a small modicum of intelligence will know who screwed who. Any judge will see right through Olney in a heartbeat.

[Rick Olney]

Rick,

when are you going to panic again and start deleting your old posts?
come on crybaby?
prove you were EVER in the marines:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud.gif

Hey Crowley! Come to Pittsburgh! Give me a real reason to make the trip. I'd love to meet you in person.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Hey Crowley! Come to Pittsburgh! Give me a real reason to make the trip. I'd love to meet you in person.

hey Fucktard! Come to Florida!

[Rick Olney]

Rick will get his in court, of that I'm sure. It's laughable when he states he's right and everyone else (Chuck Dixon, Gail Simone, Kurt Busiek, Mark Waid and everyone else) is wrong. C'mon, anyone with a small modicum of intelligence will know who screwed who. Any judge will see right through Olney in a heartbeat.

Frank, you have my sympathy. It must've been hard getting JT up to drawing a page each week so Jeff could tweak it. "C'mon, anyone with a small modicum of intelligence will know who screwed who." You're exactly right, Frank! A judge that has ALL THE FACTS versus all the lies that have been hatched and pushed forth from here will sort it out and justice will be served.

[JTPencils]

You're a hypocrite. You fit right in here.



How about I meet you at Pittsburgh and I show you how I learned to swab the deck ...with anchor clankers. lol

What is it about him constantly trying to get someone to go to Pittsburgh with him? Could he possibly be THAT lonely?

And I doubt ya've got anchor clankers... though I WAS told you have a little dinghy.

Nite All. And if I fit in here... that's a compliment. It's nice to be amongst sane folks with a creative edge. Which of course, would leave you out dimwit.

[Rick Olney]

hey Fucktard! Come to Florida!

Hey troll boy! Pimp your ass to Pittsburgh! Sam Catalino will give you ride up there ... He NEVER Misses that convention. Him and the con host are tight like brothers.

[OzBat!]

No real reason for posting that link, I'm just testing if the Austraila/United States post reply legal restrictions are working correctly. Seems like Rick only replies to me if he's got a cheap joke lined up, anything more complicated than that locks up the supercomputers at the Olney exchanges and stops the reply from working.

Paid anybody yet?

Been served any lawsuits yet?

Got your 15,000th post framed and over the mantlepiece as proof of your achieving SOMETHING, yet??

[Rick Olney]

What is it about him constantly trying to get someone to go to Pittsburgh with him? Could he possibly be THAT lonely?

And I doubt ya've got anchor clankers... though I WAS told you have a little dinghy.

Nite All. And if I fit in here... that's a compliment. It's nice to be amongst sane folks with a creative edge. Which of course, would leave you out dimwit.

Hey! only a queer sailor would be talking about another man's dinghy. That's Navy talk for, "I'm ready to ship over!"

[Matt Doc Martin]

Hey troll boy! Pimp your ass to Pittsburgh! Sam Catalino will give you ride up there ... He NEVER Misses that convention. Him and the con host are tight like brothers.

Lame as hell.

Good night, peanut.

same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

[Rick Olney]

No real reason for posting that link, I'm just testing if the Austraila/United States post reply legal restrictions are working correctly. Seems like Rick only replies to me if he's got a cheap joke lined up, anything more complicated than that locks up the supercomputers at the Olney exchanges and stops the reply from working.

Paid anybody yet?

Been served any lawsuits yet?

Got your 15,000th post framed and over the mantlepiece as proof of your achieving SOMETHING, yet??

You are soooooooooooo funny. :p

[Crowley]

Hey Crowley! Come to Pittsburgh! Give me a real reason to make the trip. I'd love to meet you in person.

and what would you do then?
not pay me?
Tell me how great you are?
brag about ripping off a charity?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/DODO.gif

You know why I picked DODO for you Rick?

because like the Dodo...

you're small, you're impotent, you'll never fly, and you're closer and closer to becoming extinct.

[Rick Olney]

Lame as hell.

Good night, peanut.

same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

Another pussy ass going to bed. Don't forget to brush!

[Rick Olney]

and what would you do then?
not pay me?
Tell me how great you are?
brag about ripping off a charity?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/DODO.gif

You know why I picked DODO for you Rick?

because like the Dodo...

you're small, you're impotent, you'll never fly, and you're closer and closer to becoming extinct.

Asshole says what!? lol

[Paul D. Storrie]

Heck, even Paul Smith is a 'big' name in the industry. I had no control over how they sought to involve themselves. I don't know why, because none of them are allegedly owed anything by me or my company.

Pardon me for replying to you, Super, but I don't want to backtrack and I must have missed this in Olney the Lonely's initial post.

Since Paul Smith isn't participating in the thread or listed on the Unscrewed donation list as yet, I have to assume that he was referring to me.

Two things:

1) I'm a bit at a loss how "Storrie" can be mistyped as (or mistaken for) "Smith" (though perhaps I shouldn't be given how poor OtL's typing skills have proven).

2) I'm not a 'big' name in the industry. I'll lay claim to being a 'name' in the industry, if by 'name' one means "writer who has produced work, had it published and read and enjoyed by a number of folks." Which does, at least, give me a leg up on Mr. Olney.

PDS

[Rick Olney]

Rick,
When I left Tightlip you said the money you owed me would not be long in coming. That was last April, and still no money. How do you define the phrase 'not long in coming'? What legal wrangling would stop you from cutting me a check?

Yeti, is that you?

[JTPencils]

Hey! only a queer sailor would be talking about another man's dinghy. That's Navy talk for, "I'm ready to ship over!"

Seems to me from all your comments tonite, not just to me, but to so many others... that YOU are the resident expert on what's queer or not. Which would lead me to believe that you're the one living the rainbow coalition dream.

As for Navy talk... you'd have no clue about that. Then again, you'd have no clue about Marine jargon either... except what you might have picked up from a John Wayne movie...

Why not come back when you've got some original fresh material. To sit here all evening and attempt to gay bash (something you claim youp weren't doing... oh sorry... deleted/tried to delete), is as tiresome as your attempts at writing.

As for Frank, he's a grown man and can speak for himself. So I won't bother responding to that.

[OzBat!]

You are soooooooooooo funny. :pAND I'm a published comic strip cartoonist! I had a regular slot in a small community newspaper here that saw print for about 6 consecutive months - I figure that gives me a greater distribution and more continuous publishing history than YOU, at any rate!

[MacQuarrie]

Yeah, like you're the all regarding Wiccan theory and practice. :rolleyes: I refuse to talk about my religion here and least of all with you. It is just another area of discrimination.

The only thing against your religion is your zipper.

[Crowley]

that's the best you have... pathetic.

How sad are you Rick?

all you had to do was apologize... all you had to do was take responsibility... people would have pitied you and MAYBE tried to help you out...

but instead you've moved past the point of any possible redemption...

you're finished you sad little vile man. DONE.

And the saddest thing... this thread is the greatest bit of "fame" you'll ever be able to hope for.

[Rick Olney]

Pardon me for replying to you, Super, but I don't want to backtrack and I must have missed this in Olney the Lonely's initial post.

Since Paul Smith isn't participating in the thread or listed on the Unscrewed donation list as yet, I have to assume that he was referring to me.

Two things:

1) I'm a bit at a loss how "Storrie" can be mistyped as (or mistaken for) "Smith" (though perhaps I shouldn't be given how poor OtL's typing skills have proven).

2) I'm not a 'big' name in the industry. I'll lay claim to being a 'name' in the industry, if by 'name' one means "writer who has produced work, had it published and read and enjoyed by a number of folks." Which does, at least, give me a leg up on Mr. Olney.

PDS

Hmm... no, the Paul Storrie I used to know and admire would NEVER stoop so low or have his career sidetracked to engage in mere smear and grunt tactics.

I had another Paul in mind.

Oh, yeah.. Paul Bearer

[Danny Donovan]

Pardon me for replying to you, Super, but I don't want to backtrack and I must have missed this in Olney the Lonely's initial post.

Since Paul Smith isn't participating in the thread or listed on the Unscrewed donation list as yet, I have to assume that he was referring to me.

Two things:

1) I'm a bit at a loss how "Storrie" can be mistyped as (or mistaken for) "Smith" (though perhaps I shouldn't be given how poor OtL's typing skills have proven).

2) I'm not a 'big' name in the industry. I'll lay claim to being a 'name' in the industry, if by 'name' one means "writer who has produced work, had it published and read and enjoyed by a number of folks." Which does, at least, give me a leg up on Mr. Olney.

PDS

No Paul, he means Smith.

Paul Smith is doing a short story for the Anthology. Rick's been reading the US forums.

[Crowley]

Seems to me from all your comments tonite, not just to me, but to so many others... that YOU are the resident expert on what's queer or not. Which would lead me to believe that you're the one living the rainbow coalition dream.

As for Navy talk... you'd have no clue about that. Then again, you'd have no clue about Marine jargon either... except what you might have picked up from a John Wayne movie...
he's a total facade at best:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud.gif

[kmeyers]

Yeti, is that you?

Coward.



.

[Rick Olney]

that's the best you have... pathetic.

How sad are you Rick?

all you had to do was apologize... all you had to do was take responsibility... people would have pitied you and MAYBE tried to help you out...

but instead you've moved past the point of any possible redemption...

you're finished you sad little vile man. DONE.

And the saddest thing... this thread is the greatest bit of "fame" you'll ever be able to hope for.

Go take a shit for yourself, Crowley. You're about as anchored in actual accomplishment as Danny Donovan, fer christs sake. Join that SPA group of Shires' and make something of yourself, youngster!

[DarrenCawsey]

Sure thing, Gordo. But you watch your mouth calling me an asshole or I'll toss your ass out of America personally. Gotcher green card?


He is in Mexico, dipshit.


Or will you bring him here to toss him out, you racist pig-dog?

You aren't fit to wipe sweat from his balls.

Go away, chump.

Quoted for awesomeness!! :D


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[Rick Olney]

Coward.

Asswipe

.

[Inkpot1965]

Yetis like to get paid too, Rick. Mountains are rising from the sea as we wait to get paid. California will slide up to Alaska before you part with a nickel. Open the checkbook, effendi.

[Rick Olney]

Quoted for awesomeness!! :D


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About time somebody did that job! I'll bet Papergirl is gonna be so frickin' made when she has to drag out that sponge and clean up after all you slopshot posters.

[DaveRothe]

Danny, Rick can read???:eek:

[Danny Donovan]

Oh, yeah.. Paul Bearer

Just to beat Super to the punch... which one, there were two "actors" to portray him.

Go take a shit for yourself, Crowley. You're about as anchored in actual accomplishment as Danny Donovan, fer christs sake. Join that SPA group of Shires' and make something of yourself, youngster!

Again, I say excuse me?

Do we need to compare productive output?

What in Gods holy name have you actually produced?

[Danny Donovan]

Danny, Rick can read???:eek:

Could have fooled me.

:)

[Rick Olney]

Danny, Rick can read???:eek:

About as well as you wipe your own ass, Rothe. Dipshit.

[kmeyers]

Asswipe

.
yeah, you should. stinky.

[Rick Olney]

Could have fooled me.

:)

Danny, don't over tax yourself. I know its difficult to be so inspiring and *ahem* professional as Rothe, but try a little harder, wouldja.

Where's that freak Jim Richey? Another crying whiney bastard with talent that simply needs to get his ass in gear.

[Crowley]

Go take a shit for yourself, Crowley. You're about as anchored in actual accomplishment as Danny Donovan, fer christs sake. Join that SPA group of Shires' and make something of yourself, youngster!

really?

here's my list from the last year on CBDB:

Letterer:
Black Harvest (2005)
DemonWars: The Demon Awakens (2007)
Dragonlance: Chronicles (2005)
HC - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight'
TPB - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight'
#4 - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight I'
#5 - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight I'
#5 (Cover B: Tyler Walpole) - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight I'
#7 - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight I'
#7 (Cover B) - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight I'
#8 - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight I'
#8 (Cover B: Tyler Walpole) - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight I'
Dragonlance: Chronicles (2006)
#1 - 'Dragons of Winter Night'
Eberron: Eye of the Wolf (2006) #1
Evil Ernie in Santa Fe (2005) #4
Family Guy (2006)
Forgotten Realms: Streams of Silver (2007)
#1 - 'The Legend of Drizzit Book V'
Forgotten Realms: The Crystal Shard (2006)
#1 - 'The Legend of Drizzt Book IV'
#2 - 'The Legend of Drizzt Book IV'
#2 (Cover B) - 'The Legend of Drizzt Book IV'
#3 - 'The Legend of Drizzt Book IV'
Forgotten Realms: Exile (2005)
TPB - 'Exile'
#1 - 'The Legend of Drizzt, Book II'
#2 - 'The Legend of Drizzt, Book II'
#3 - 'The Legend of Drizzt, Book II'
Forgotten Realms: Sojourn (2006)
TPB
#1 - 'The Legend of Drizzt, Book III'
#2 - 'The Legend of Drizzt, Book III'
#3 - 'The Legend of Drizzt, Book III'
G.I. Joe Declassified (2006)
G.I. Joe Dreadnoks: Declassified (2006)
G.I. Joe Sigma 6 (2005)
G.I. Joe Special Missions: Antarctica (2006)
G.I. Joe Special Missions: Manhattan (2006)
G.I. Joe Special Missions: Tokyo (2006)
#1 - 'Special Missions: Tokyo'
G.I. Joe vs. The Transformers, Vol. 3: The Art of War (2006)
G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers, Vol. IV "Black Horizon" (2007)
G.I. Joe: America's Elite (2005)
#6 - 'The Hunt For True Love'
#7 - 'Fourth And Twenty'
#8 - 'Depth Charges'
#9 - 'Crimson, Not Red Enough'
#10 - 'Risen'
#11 - 'REUNITED'
#11 (Retailer Incentive) - 'REUNITED'
#12 - 'Back in Black'
#13 - 'Dark Horizon Line'
#13 (2006 convention Exclusive) - 'Dark Horizon Line'
#13 (Cover B Nelson Blake) - 'Dark Horizon Line'
#14 - 'The Rising'
#15 - 'What Lies Beneath'
#16 - 'Take Down'
#17 - 'What the Tables Do'
#18 - 'After The Fall'
#19 - 'All the King's Horses...'
#20 - 'All the King's Men'
G.I. Joe: America's Elite: The Hunt for Cobra Commander (2006)
#1 - 'The Hunt for Cobra Commander'
G.I. Joe: Scarlett Declassified (2006) #1
G.I. Joe: Sigma 6 FCBD Edition (2006) #1
Hack/Slash: Land of Lost Toys (2005) #3
Hack/Slash: Slice Hard (2006)
Pre-Sliced 25¢ Special - 'Prelude'
How to Self-Publish Comics ...Not Just Create Them (2006)
#1 - 'Vol 1 of 4: Building The Infrastructure'
#2 - 'Vol. 2 of 4: Building Your Creative Team'
Purgatori (2005)
Snake Eyes: Declassified (2005)
#4 - 'Brotherhood'
#5 - 'The Arrow Flies...'
#6 - 'The Beginning'

where's yours?

[kmeyers]

About as well as you wipe your own ass, Rothe. Dipshit.

Seriously, are you stealing comedic material from 3rd graders?

[DaveRothe]

Dipshit? If I wanted shit Rick I'd just squeeze your head.

[Samuel Catalino]

Hey troll boy! Pimp your ass to Pittsburgh! Sam Catalino will give you ride up there ... He NEVER Misses that convention. Him and the con host are tight like brothers.

Matthew,

The inference here is that I do not care much for the organizer of the Pitt con and had plans never to go there, except that I was in Pennsylvania and my friend Bill Lange (who never misses a Pitt Con) had no way to get there.

So, I drove my friend to Pittsburgh, stayed there less than half a day even though I do not like the organizer of the Pitt con and had pretty much vowed never to go there. Suffice to say, my friends are more important that my issues with people. Friends then met Bill up there and took him home on Sunday.

Rick was just using sarcasm, and he was not up in Pittsburgh that year, and he probably is not going to up there again this year either.

It is not likely he will come to Megacon either.

Best,

Samuel

[Rick Olney]

yeah, you should. stinky.
Now, now... back up and don't get so close. Nothing worse than another asshole with a cold nose. Try "Gail!" No room for error there! Just turn towards the setting sun and walk forward until you hit it.

[Crowley]

oh look...

Rick isn't listed:
http://www.comicbookdb.com/browse.php?search=Creator&letter=O

[Rick Olney]

Matthew,

The inference here is that I do not care much for the organizer of the Pitt con and had plans never to go there, except that I was in Pennsylvania and my friend Bill Lange (who never misses a Pitt Con) had no way to get there.

So, I drove my friend to Pittsburgh, stayed there less than half a day even though I do not like the organizer of the Pitt con and had pretty much vowed never to go there. Suffice to say, my friends are more important that my issues with people. Friends then met Bill up there and took him home on Sunday.

Rick was just using sarcasm, and he was not up in Pittsburgh that year, and he probably is not going to up there again this year either.

It is not likely he will come to Megacon either.

Best,

Samuel


Fuck you, Sam. You're a weasel asshole that don't deserve the time of day. Want to see some pictures from my last Megacon trip!?

[Samuel Catalino]

And what?


Come to Florida. It is nice down here.

Matthew,

Are you going to have him stay at your place?

Best,

Samuel

[Crowley]

Fuck you, Sam. You're a weasel asshole that don't deserve the time of day. Want to see some pictures from my last Megacon trip!?

break out the bellbottoms folks!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/dancingmonkey.gif

[Rick Olney]

oh look...

Rick isn't listed:
http://www.comicbookdb.com/browse.php?search=Creator&letter=O

Say's the goof that has wet dreams about hamsters...

I'm impressed.

[MacQuarrie]

Yes, and you are a cowardly big mouth that really needs your ass handed to you. Man, I miss the old days... I would've knocked you on your ass in a heart beat. Now I have to wait for your mouth to run like the diarrhea spew that it normally is...
How would you knock him on his ass? Fall on him?

So, are you going to show up for your trial, dickless?

[Samuel Catalino]

Fuck you, Sam. You're a weasel asshole that don't deserve the time of day. Want to see some pictures from my last Megacon trip!?

Rick,

How long did it take you to come up with that clever response?

If I don't deserve the time of day, why did you bother to respond? Or to bother bringing Pittsburgh up?

I am sure Matthew might want to see them. I have no interest in them.

Samuel

[Danny Donovan]

Danny, don't over taax yourself. I know its difficult to be so inspiring and *ahem* professional as Rothe, but try a little harder, wouldja.

Where's that freak Jim Richey? Another crying whiney bastard with talent that simply needs to get his ass in gear.

Well I'm not the man's keeper.

I would assume he's working on that novel illustration project. I'm sure he'll find his way around here soon enough.

I'm not quite sure if you paid him a compliment or not....

Also, as much as I know you're dying for me to degrade myself and stoop to your level, just so you know I'm not.

I'm not calling anyone any names. I'm not acting like a child. I will continue posting in an adult and educated manner.

[OzBat!]

Fuck you, Sam. You're a weasel asshole that don't deserve the time of day.You sure did a good job then of not giving him the time of day, by invoking his name in a post to a completely different person! Methinks thou dost protest too much!

[kmeyers]

Now, now... back up and don't get so close. Nothing worse than another asshole with a cold nose. Try "Gail!" No room for error there! Just turn towards the setting sun and walk forward until you hit it.

That would be so clever if it made any sense.

[Rick Olney]

really?

here's my list from the last year on CBDB:



where's yours?

In my hand. Your list got me all excited. :rolleyes:

[Rick Olney]

That would be so clever if it made any sense.

Okay, you simple minded fuckwad. Read it over and over UNTIL it makes sense to you.

[Rick Olney]

You sure did a good job then of not giving him the time of day, by invoking his name in a post to a completely different person! Methinks thou dost protest too much!

Free country over here. We can quote and post anything we want!

[Samuel Catalino]

Danny, don't over tax yourself. I know its difficult to be so inspiring and *ahem* professional as Rothe, but try a little harder, wouldja.

Where's that freak Jim Richey? Another crying whiney bastard with talent that simply needs to get his ass in gear.

Do you really want Jim to come here and start in on you?

[Crowley]

Say's the goof that has wet dreams about hamsters...

I'm impressed.

http://stuff.ubersite.com/1099050856537919530/1/EnglishMotherfucker.jpg

[DaveRothe]

As opposed to Rick's list which goes into an empty hand.

[Rick Olney]

I'm not calling anyone any names. I'm not acting like a child. I will continue posting in an adult and educated manner.

When you planning on starting that?

You have flung all sorts of shots at me. So fuck you, you little asshole.

[OzBat!]

I'm impressed.You SHOULD be. The work he's completed you can only dream about. The fact that you can only make smut putdowns in response screams volumes about your lack of character, conviction, and work ethics. Truly pathetic.

[kmeyers]

Okay, you simple minded fuckwad. Read it over and over UNTIL it makes sense to you.

Yeah, because jokes are so much funnier when someone has to explain them to you.

[Crowley]

In my hand. Your list got me all excited. :rolleyes:

wow your achievements are apparently as real as your marine corp service record:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud.gif

[Rick Olney]

As opposed to Rick's list which goes into an empty hand.

Yeah, or your mouth ... where I'm figuring most of your real pay for work comes from.

[DarrenCawsey]

Hey! Don't call the Mexican dude a farthead!

I know he's in Mexico! All the more reason for him to know how to swim and for Homeland Security to know where he is. Geez...

No wonder the greater Chicago area is a cesspool.

I live in New Zealand, should Homeland Security know where I live? What if I move to Peru, or France or Pakistan, would that make a difference? :confused:

And why does he need to know how to swim, I mean there is a rather large border between Mexico & the U.S. if I remember correctly. :confused:

And what the fuck does Chicago have to do with anything? :confused:


I shouldn't even bother should I.


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[OzBat!]

Free country over here. We can quote and post anything we want!Funnily enough, so can we. Look! I just did so! Ooooh, teh awesomnosity of teh internets!!

[Danny Donovan]

Do you really want Jim to come here and start in on you?

I sent him an IM told him Rick was interested in exchanging ideas with him in a calm and masterful way using the utmost class and respect for the english language.

So next time he turns on his patchwork PC of his he may find time to lob a few bon mots over here.

It's really sad. He wants Jim here so he can get the verbal exchange he desperately desires. It's a sickness.

[Crowley]

Shows how much he knows about Chicago too...
hasn't been a cesspool in years...

[DaveRothe]

And what would you know about PAYING Rick?

[Sarah Beach]

Nobody here gives a shit. I have no reason to be nice to any of you. So nobody here gives a shit.

Dang! But this is the same mistake you made in posting on Dixonverse! You seem to have this delusion that the only people reading the thread are those who are posting in it! WRONG!

And it's a stupider delusion here than on Dixonverse, because here there's an actual counter on the board that tells one of the number of views of the thread! On Dixonverse, there was no public tracker of that information (although the same was true there: many, many more lurkers than posters).

doofus.

You've got a MUCH BIGGER AUDIENCE here than the number of posters.

[Rick Olney]

wow your achievements are apparently as real as your marine corp service record:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud.gif

I'm betting that I can ripe your head off and shit down your neck and give you more satisfaction than when you're watchin' your brand of selective viewing.

No shame in being a person with no balls to serve your country, you lil girl. Be proud that you enjoy your freedom at the expense of others, you liberal piece of shit.

[Paul D. Storrie]

Think what you like, Bert. It is out of my hands!

Okay, I'm getting sick of this garbage.

It's not "out of your hands" if you're the one bringing a civil action. At just about any point, you could simply end things. I'm not suggesting that you would (if you were actually bringing civil action, rather than merely threatening to do so), but to act as if someone else controls a lawsuit that you initiate is absurd.

PDS

[kmeyers]

Yeah, or your mouth ... where I'm figuring most of your real pay for work comes from.

When should we expect your coward ass to start deleting everything you felt so tough saying?

[Samuel Catalino]

I sent him an IM told him Rick was interested in exchanging ideas with him in a calm and masterful way using the utmost class and respect for the english language.

So next time he turns on his patchwork PC of his he may find time to lob a few bon mots over here.

It's really sad. He wants Jim here so he can get the verbal exchange he desperately desires. It's a sickness.

Danny,


Well, Rick did ask for Jim.. You are such a nice fellow for giving Rick what he asked for.

Best,

Samuel

[OzBat!]

No shame in being a person with no balls to serve your country, you lil girl.The lineup of female military personnel ready to kick your bigotted racist sexist decrepid ass starts on the left.

[Rick Olney]

Dang! But this is the same mistake you made in posting on Dixonverse! You seem to have this delusion that the only people reading the thread are those who are posting in it! WRONG!

And it's a stupider delusion here than on Dixonverse, because here there's an actual counter on the board that tells one of the number of views of the thread! On Dixonverse, there was no public tracker of that information (although the same was true there: many, many more lurkers than posters).

doofus.

You've got a MUCH BIGGER AUDIENCE here than the number of posters.

Beach, I really don't give a fuck anymore. That much should be obvious to a smart woman, such as yourself.

[Danny Donovan]

When you planning on starting that?

You have flung all sorts of shots at me. So fuck you, you little asshole.


Hmm. let me think. I don't recall ever refering to you other than by your name, perhaps once or twice by your initials because I was in the middle of something and wanted to make it quick.

Never have I called into question your sexuality.. Made fun of your physical appearance, or any reference to body odor... The only thing I've done, that I can remember, is offer my knowledge of the legal system, and relate things that pertain to my dealings with you in the past.

All posts I've made to my knowledge have been well below the ire you've thrown my way. Or that which has been thrown to you by others.

[Samuel Catalino]

I can't believe this thread has over a thousand pages.

[Rick Olney]

The lineup of female military personnel ready to kick your bigotted racist sexist decrepid ass starts on the left.

Shut the fuck up, asshole. Nobody squeezed your lips to hear you grunt.

[Rick Olney]

I can't believe this thread has over a thousand pages.

Fuck you, Sam.

[MacQuarrie]

Rick, do you honestly think you're coming off as clever here? Do you really think you're making any kind of case for yourself? Every message you post makes you look worse. Your barely-literate, utterly juvenile postings reveal you to be an idiot, and a vulgar one at that. And you know that everything you post is being copied and archived for use in your inevitable court cases. Are you hell-bent on self-destruction? Do you not understand that every insult you hurl serves only to further strengthen everybody else's resolve to see you pay?

Look, idiot, I'll spell it out for you: I always thought you were an asshole, but until you started your infantile posturing in this thread, I was happy to ignore you. Now, because of your obnoxiousness and lousy treatment of my friends, I have dug into my own pocket and paid good money to register the unscrewedcomic.com domain and provide the server space to host it. I did this for one reason only: To see you suffer.

The Unscrewed anthology WILL be published. You WILL be destroyed in court and your family driven into bankruptcy. Collection agencies will hound you until the stress kills you. And we will piss on your grave.

[Flamebird]

Originally Posted by Matt Doc Martin
How would you know what sitting with a real lawyer was like? Did he help you with the case you just lost?

Which case was that?

Why, how many HAVE you lost lately?

[Rick Olney]

Hmm. let me think. I don't recall ever refering to you other than by your name, perhaps once or twice by your initials because I was in the middle of something and wanted to make it quick.

Never have I called into question your sexuality.. Made fun of your physical appearance, or any reference to body odor... The only thing I've done, that I can remember, is offer my knowledge of the legal system, and relate things that pertain to my dealings with you in the past.

All posts I've made to my knowledge have been well below the ire you've thrown my way. Or that which has been thrown to you by others.

Piss off, Donovan! You're nothing but aboot lickin' plebe wannabe.

I could care less about you. You don't even recall your own words in this thread, you lying asshole.

[MacQuarrie]

Shut the fuck up, asshole. Nobody squeezed your lips to hear you grunt.

Clever. Did you learn that in the Marines? Oh wait, you were never a Marine, and I'm going to prove it. An officer at Camp Pendleton is assisting me in filing the FOIA request. You are a lying sack of shit.

[Rick Olney]

Why, how many HAVE you lost lately?

Not a one, dickwad!

[Samuel Catalino]

Beach, I really don't give a fuck anymore. That much should be obvious to a smart woman, such as yourself.

Folks, he is telling the truth now. I just thought I might point that out.

[Samuel Catalino]

Fuck you, Sam.

Sorry, Rick. You are decidely the wrong gender for my preference.

[DaveRothe]

I can't believe this thread has over a thousand pages.

I can't believe Rick can read the "over a thousand pages" without saying the big words aloud and sounding out the multiple syllables!

[OzBat!]

Shut the fuck up, asshole. Nobody squeezed your lips to hear you grunt.I'm more and more impressed by your daring and nerve, venturing so far out into illogical and contrived mangling of the english language like that! Tell me sensei, did you train for years to master that, or did the lobotomy take care of it in a single session?

[Crowley]

I'm betting that I can ripe your head off and shit down your neck and give you more satisfaction than when you're watchin' your brand of selective viewing.

No shame in being a person with no balls to serve your country, you lil girl. Be proud that you enjoy your freedom at the expense of others, you liberal piece of shit.

Tough talk for a marine from the Land of Make Believe...

look Rick! here comes the Trolley:
http://www.holgatetoy.com/images/Trolley_Book-large.jpg

and it's your commanding officer!

http://pbskids.org/rogers/make_believe/mbimages/kingfriday.gif

and the Lt. you saved from Charlie!
http://www.holgatetoy.com/images/X_the_Owl-Puppet.jpg

[Danny Donovan]

Piss off, Donovan! You're nothing but aboot lickin' plebe wannabe.

I could care less about you. You don't even recall your own words in this thread, you lying asshole.

Um, this isn't your forum. So it isn't your place to tell me to "piss off" as you put it. I'm as welcome here as the next person.

Now if Gail, or Oz! were to tell me I wasn't welcome then I suppose I'd have to "piss off."

To be quite honest, I cannot think of one thing that was written by my hand that was inflamitory.

However I don't live or die by the internet.

It's just a messageboard.

[Rick Olney]

Clever. Did you learn that in the Marines? Oh wait, you were never a Marine, and I'm going to prove it. An officer at Camp Pendleton is assisting me in filing the FOIA request. You are a lying sack of shit.

MacQuarie,
You're nothing but a worthless and empty mouthpiece. If you indeed have a Marine officer assisting you in filing an FOIA, then be sure to make note of his name and rank. Because my records should still be sealed and not public. Now, if I'm wrong... be sure to tell everyone here EXACTLY what you learn. Although I doubt you will. Because you, like the other pieces of shit like Isabella and Busiek were worthless when it came to serving their country.

You wanted to punch me real bad once upon a time. Drag that dog ass of yours across country to Pittsburgh. I want to see if you swing your hands as mighty as you shoot your fat mouth off.

Pussy.

[Samuel Catalino]

I can't believe Rick can read the "over a thousand pages" without saying the big words aloud and sounding out the multiple syllables!

Dave,

I am surprised that anyone would have gone through a thousand pages of this stuff.

I guess everyone rubbernecks when they see an accident, IMHO.

Best,

Samuel

[MacQuarrie]

Not a one, dickwad!
So the garnishment was just for giggles? And the garnishment you'll be getting in a week or so, that's just for giggles too?
So, this meltdown of yours, is this just you figuring that as long as you're going down in flames you might as well try to make it look like fireworks?

Have fun in court. The judge is going to loooove you.

[Rick Olney]

Rick, do you honestly think you're coming off as clever here? Do you really think you're making any kind of case for yourself? Every message you post makes you look worse. Your barely-literate, utterly juvenile postings reveal you to be an idiot, and a vulgar one at that. And you know that everything you post is being copied and archived for use in your inevitable court cases. Are you hell-bent on self-destruction? Do you not understand that every insult you hurl serves only to further strengthen everybody else's resolve to see you pay?

Look, idiot, I'll spell it out for you: I always thought you were an asshole, but until you started your infantile posturing in this thread, I was happy to ignore you. Now, because of your obnoxiousness and lousy treatment of my friends, I have dug into my own pocket and paid good money to register the unscrewedcomic.com domain and provide the server space to host it. I did this for one reason only: To see you suffer.

The Unscrewed anthology WILL be published. You WILL be destroyed in court and your family driven into bankruptcy. Collection agencies will hound you until the stress kills you. And we will piss on your grave.

You won't be pissing on my grave, dipshit. I've seen guys like you that have talked the talk only to have your ass handed to you. Fuck you and your friends. You don't impress, scare, or intimidate me in any respect. You're a pussy, MacQuarie. I'll have that website pulled down legally and have you paying damages. You're nothing but a pussy.

[Linkara]

You won't be pissing on my grave, dipshit. I've seen guys like you that have talked the talk only to have your ass handed to you. Fuck you and your friends. You don't impress, scare, or intimidate me in any respect. You're a pussy, MacQuarie. I'll have that website pulled down legally and have you paying damages. You're nothing but a pussy.

Wow, you've spent like four hours talking trash to people on a message board. How proud you must be.

[Crowley]

MacQuarie,
You're nothing but a worthless and empty mouthpiece. If you indeed have a Marine officer assisting you in filing an FOIA, then be sure to make note of his name and rank. Because my records should still be sealed and not public. Now, if I'm wrong... be sure to tell everyone here EXACTLY what you learn. Although I doubt you will. Because you, like the other pieces of shit like Isabella and Busiek were worthless when it came to serving their country.

You wanted to punch me real bad once upon a time. Drag that dog ass of yours across country to Pittsburgh. I want to see if you swing your hands as mighty as you shoot your fat mouth off.

Pussy.

you MySpace says Mohawk, New York... so why Pittsburgh?
I mean Jesus Christ... you might as well say Hong Kong, you dumb crybaby.

[Rick Olney]

So the garnishment was just for giggles? And the garnishment you'll be getting in a week or so, that's just for giggles too?
So, this meltdown of yours, is this just you figuring that as long as you're going down in flames you might as well try to make it look like fireworks?

Have fun in court. The judge is going to loooove you.

You're a fucking misled fool, MacQuarie. I don't know what you're talking about. There is no garnishment. Again, this is all a contrived series of lies created and perpetuated by a bunch of smug little assholes that think they're adults. Do your research you, misguided dipstick.

[d newton]

I could care less about you.

You don't impress, scare, or intimidate me in any respect.
This is one of those "I know you are but what am I" posts, isn't it?

[Rick Olney]

This is one of those "I know you are but what am I" posts, isn't it?

another asshole passes gas.

[MacQuarrie]

MacQuarie,
You're nothing but a worthless and empty mouthpiece. If you indeed have a Marine officer assisting you in filing an FOIA, then be sure to make note of his name and rank. Because my records should still be sealed and not public. Now, if I'm wrong... be sure to tell everyone here EXACTLY what you learn. Although I doubt you will. Because you, like the other pieces of shit like Isabella and Busiek were worthless when it came to serving their country.

You wanted to punch me real bad once upon a time. Drag that dog ass of yours across country to Pittsburgh. I want to see if you swing your hands as mighty as you shoot your fat mouth off.

Pussy.
Yeah, that's me. {needless vulgarity deleted}

First off, asshole, if you really were a military vet, you would know that a portion of your military records are public.

I still want to punch you real bad. Sadly, I just can't afford the luxury of a cross-country jaunt to do it, what with paying for college for my oldest daughter and making the mortgage on my 100-year-old, 3,000 square foot, $900,000 home. Unlike you the loser whose wife has to pay all his considerable bills and has nothing to show for it. You are a failure and your life is horrible. You should kill yourself and spare your family the ongoing grief of having to look at your ugly ugly face and listen to the utter idiocy that you insist on shoving out of your face.

Hey, any chest pains yet? Numbness in the left arm? Come on, die already. Make the world a happier place. The sun will shine more brightly when it doesn't have to shine on you.

[Rick Olney]

you MySpace says Mohawk, New York... so why Pittsburgh?
I mean Jesus Christ... you might as well say Hong Kong, you dumb crybaby.

Why... Do you want to come to Mohawk, Crowley?

You one of the people threatening my family, stalking my kids online?
I'll have you checked. Asshole.

[Paul D. Storrie]

What I'm waiting for now is the 50-odd people he's called out all turned up as requested at Pittsburgh at the same time. Should be good for a laugh.

Frankly, I think he's baiting people to get them to Pittsburgh so he can feel safer wherever else he happens to slither off to.

It's a riff on the old "You want to step outside?" routine where you ask the question, the other guy says yes, you hold the door until he's gone through and then shut it behind him.

PDS

[Crowley]

MacQuarie,
You're nothing but a worthless and empty mouthpiece. If you indeed have a Marine officer assisting you in filing an FOIA, then be sure to make note of his name and rank. Because my records should still be sealed and not public.

http://pbskids.org/rogers/make_believe/mbimages/kingfriday.gif

King Friday demands that imaginary marines record be sealed!!!!

[DaveRothe]

You won't be pissing on my grave, dipshit. I've seen guys like you that have talked the talk only to have your ass handed to you. Fuck you and your friends. You don't impress, scare, or intimidate me in any respect. You're a pussy, MacQuarie. I'll have that website pulled down legally and have you paying damages. You're nothing but a pussy.

Rick you do know you do have to pay real lawyers real money and not the Monopoly bucks you've been saving up right?

[MacQuarrie]

You're a fucking misled fool, MacQuarie. I don't know what you're talking about. There is no garnishment. Again, this is all a contrived series of lies created and perpetuated by a bunch of smug little assholes that think they're adults. Do your research you, misguided dipstick.

Riiiiight. Keep telling yourself that. Maybe you can convince yourself, because you sure as shit ain't selling anybody else on the idea.

Come on, get that ticker going! How's your blood pressure?

[Rick Olney]

Frankly, I think he's baiting people to get them to Pittsburgh so he can feel safer wherever else he happens to slither off to.

It's a riff on the old "You want to step outside?" routine where you ask the question, the other guy says yes, you hold the door until he's gone through and then shut it behind him.

PDS

You don't know me very well, Paulie. I don't talk out my ass. I've had my ass kicked before. But I kind of doubt that anyone would bother to show. Most of this group are full of shit and exist on pure lies and shit drip from their lips. You seemingly fit right in.

[Rick Olney]

Dave,

I am surprised that anyone would have gone through a thousand pages of this stuff.

I guess everyone rubbernecks when they see an accident, IMHO.

Best,

Samuel

Fuck you, you weasel kiss ass.

[Crowley]

Frankly, I think he's baiting people to get them to Pittsburgh so he can feel safer wherever else he happens to slither off to.

It's a riff on the old "You want to step outside?" routine where you ask the question, the other guy says yes, you hold the door until he's gone through and then shut it behind him.

PDS
precisely right... that's why he's not asking people to come to NY... it's not like their was just a convention there!

[d newton]

Another idiot passes gas.
Hey, I've been around a lot longer than you have, "Rick".

[Samuel Catalino]

Yeah, that's me. You are what you eat.

First off, asshole, if you really were a military vet, you would know that a portion of your military records are public.

I still want to punch you real bad. Sadly, I just can't afford the luxury of a cross-country jaunt to do it, what with paying for college for my oldest daughter and making the mortgage on my 100-year-old, 3,000 square foot, $900,000 home. Unlike you the loser whose wife has to pay all his considerable bills and has nothing to show for it. You are a failure and your life is horrible. You should kill yourself and spare your family the ongoing grief of having to look at your ugly ugly face and listen to the utter idiocy that you insist on shoving out of your face.

Hey, any chest pains yet? Numbness in the left arm? Come on, die already. Make the world a happier place. The sun will shine more brightly when it doesn't have to shine on you.

Mr. MacQuarrie,

Just a question for you. How does a 3,000 square foot home get to be worth 900 grand? Feel free to PM me about it. I was just curious, I have no hidden motives.

Best,

Samuel

[MacQuarrie]

You won't be pissing on my grave, dipshit. I've seen guys like you that have talked the talk only to have your ass handed to you. Fuck you and your friends. You don't impress, scare, or intimidate me in any respect. You're a pussy, MacQuarie. I'll have that website pulled down legally and have you paying damages. You're nothing but a pussy.

Ooooh, does that mean I'll be hearing from your imaginary lawyer?

Bring it, dickless. It should take you about 5 minutes to find my address and telephone number. Sue me. Please! Please please sue me! Come on, it'll be fun!

My 8 week old kittens are scarier than you.

[Rick Olney]

Wow, you've spent like four hours talking trash to people on a message board. How proud you must be.

I will be, once I get one more , "Go get fucked, Linkara!" to you, you piece of shit.

[Crowley]

Yeah, that's me. You are what you eat.

First off, asshole, if you really were a military vet, you would know that a portion of your military records are public.

I still want to punch you real bad. Sadly, I just can't afford the luxury of a cross-country jaunt to do it, what with paying for college for my oldest daughter and making the mortgage on my 100-year-old, 3,000 square foot, $900,000 home. Unlike you the loser whose wife has to pay all his considerable bills and has nothing to show for it. You are a failure and your life is horrible. You should kill yourself and spare your family the ongoing grief of having to look at your ugly ugly face and listen to the utter idiocy that you insist on shoving out of your face.

Hey, any chest pains yet? Numbness in the left arm? Come on, die already. Make the world a happier place. The sun will shine more brightly when it doesn't have to shine on you.

this might be the best thing you've ever posted...

[Sarah Beach]

You're a smart fellow. I'm simply playin'...

'Course, my insults are real.

Quoted as noteworthy. There you have it folks, he really does mean to be insulting as possible. For future reference, when he gets in the "Oh, I was just playing around, I didn't mean anything I said" mood.

I suppose he meant to say that his insults were "true", but even that is silly. Because they aren't, certainly not the way he means them.

Ijit.

[Samuel Catalino]

Fuck you, you weasel kiss ass.

As you know from past experience, you know that I do not kiss anyone's rear end.

How many times do I have to break it to you that you are the wrong gender to engage in such activities with me?

[Rick Olney]

Ooooh, does that mean I'll be hearing from your imaginary lawyer?

Bring it, dickless. It should take you about 5 minutes to find my address and telephone number. Sue me. Please! Please please sue me! Come on, it'll be fun!

My 8 week old kittens are scarier than you.

you're a worthless mouthpiece, MaqUarie. A pussy all talk. You might actually get sued. I'm not sure. But regardless you can kiss my ass.

[MacQuarrie]

Mr. MacQuarrie,

Just a question for you. How does a 3,000 square foot home get to be worth 900 grand? Feel free to PM me about it. I was just curious, I have no hidden motives.

Best,

Samuel
Simple. It's in Pasadena. It's a great big two-story, five bedroom house in a neighborhood where most of the houses are smaller. The real estate market went nuts here for about three years. I bought it for $193,000 in 2000 and it damn near quadrupled in value. The new plumbing, electrical, paint, bathrooms and kitchen renovation didn't hurt.

[Rick Olney]

As you know from past experience, you know that I do not kiss anyone's rear end.

How many times do I have to break it to you that you are the wrong gender to engage in such activities with me?

Fuck you, Samuel Catalino. I'm gonna get your pics scanned and uploaded so everyone can see what a fucking messy asshole you are.

Just fuck off.

[Crowley]

you're a worthless mouthpiece, MaqUarie. A pussy all talk. You might actually get sued. I'm not sure. But regardless you can kiss my ass.

ooooh... hey Rick... what's it like to have torpedoed any chance at having anything to do with comics ever again?

[Papergirl]

About time somebody did that job! I'll bet Papergirl is gonna be so frickin' made when she has to drag out that sponge and clean up after all you slopshot posters.

No, Dick, I'm not the one that has to clean up around here. Man, your reading comprehension skills truly do suck.

Oh, yeah, allllll your gloriously hilarious posts here have been screen captured. No use going back and deleting them now, chicken boy.

~Bev

[Samuel Catalino]

you're a worthless mouthpiece, MaqUarie. A pussy all talk. You might actually get sued. I'm not sure. But regardless you can kiss my ass.

What is this fixation you have that you want everyone to kiss your bottom?

[Crowley]

Fuck you, Samuel Catalino. I'm gonna get your pics scanned and uploaded so everyone can see what a fucking messy asshole you are.

Just fuck off.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/Jabba.png

[Rick Olney]

Simple. It's in Pasadena. It's a great big two-story, five bedroom house in a neighborhood where most of the houses are smaller. The real estate market went nuts here for about three years. I bought it for $193,000 in 2000 and it damn near quadrupled in value. The new plumbing, electrical, paint, bathrooms and kitchen renovation didn't hurt.

Are you impressed, Catalino?
I have comics that are older than both of you. They smell better too.

[Flamebird]

Samuel, I have pictures of every room of your house. I've never showed anyone. Maybe I should post them. There are no laws about that sort of thing. I know, I checked.

Far as the childish remarks about body odor... There is no subject that would appeal to two old fanboys more than commenting about body odor in general. Amazing...


That's not creepy or stalkerish, huh?

Oh, wait, it's BOTH

[Rick Olney]

What is this fixation you have that you want everyone to kiss your bottom?

You don't ever want to approach me in person gain, weasel fuck. That should be crystal clear for you.

[Samuel Catalino]

Fuck you, Samuel Catalino. I'm gonna get your pics scanned and uploaded so everyone can see what a fucking messy asshole you are.

Just fuck off.

My messes can be cleaned. Can you say the same about yours?

And I have tried to keep telling you that you are the wrong gender.

[Crowley]

Are you impressed, Catalino?
I have comics that are older than both of you. They smell better too.

now it's time for america's favorite game!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/trickydick.png

[Samuel Catalino]

Are you impressed, Catalino?
I have comics that are older than both of you. They smell better too.


Wow, I have comics older than you as well. What is your point?

[Rick Olney]

That's not creepy or stalkerish, huh?

Oh, wait, it's BOTH

Yeah, Catalino and I were friends once upon atime. lol Now he's a weasel fuck. Probably like you.

[MacQuarrie]

you're a worthless mouthpiece, MaqUarie. A pussy all talk. You might actually get sued. I'm not sure. But regardless you can kiss my ass.

Mouthpiece is generally slang for lawyer. What the hell are you trying to say?

Please stick to words and terms that you actually understand you illiterate imbecile. You have misused virtually every word of two or more syllables that you have ever posted. You are stupid, and when you try to sound smart you sound even stupider.

Yeah, I'm all talk. That's why I've spent money to host the site. Face it, dickless, you went after the wrong people this time. You are going to lose and lose big. I can't wait.

[Samuel Catalino]

You don't ever want to approach me in person gain, weasel fuck. That should be crystal clear for you.

Honestly, I don't want to approach you. Nor would I want you to approach me. It is you with the fixation of informing everyone to kiss your bottom.

[Rick Olney]

Wow, I have comics older than you as well. What is your point?
Catalino, go take a flying fuck off a rollin' donut, you weasel. What a piece of work you are.

Wait until these people see your bedroom shot. What a pig pen. And you have the balls to talk shit about me? Fuck you.

[Samuel Catalino]

Yeah, Catalino and I were friends once upon atime. lol Now he's a weasel fuck. Probably like you.

The first part is true. The second part is an opinion. The third I would ignore.

[MacQuarrie]

Fuck you, Samuel Catalino. I'm gonna get your pics scanned and uploaded so everyone can see what a fucking messy asshole you are.

Just fuck off.

That is the single most pathetic chickenshit thread ever posted on the internet. Any right-thinking government would have had you sterilized for posting it.

[DaveRothe]

Rick had friends that weren't imaginary or inflatable???:eek:

[Rick Olney]

Honestly, I don't want to approach you. Nor would I want you to approach me. It is you with the fixation of informing everyone to kiss your bottom.

Who are you fuckin' kidding. Dennis told me how you were acting and what you said aat Pittsburgh last year. What a little weasel you are. He's a real friend. You're just an asshole. A phoney lil asshole.

WEell, I'm drunk enough now to go to bed. fuck all you assholes!

[Crowley]

Catalino, go take a flying fuck off a rollin' donut, you weasel. What a piece of work you are.

Wait until these people see your bedroom shot. What a pig pen. And you have the balls to talk shit about me? Fuck you.

I can't really decide which one I like best:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/DODO.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/dancingmonkey.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/fraud.gif

I think the last is the best... it represents the total coward and fraud you are...

[Samuel Catalino]

Catalino, go take a flying fuck off a rollin' donut, you weasel. What a piece of work you are.

Wait until these people see your bedroom shot. What a pig pen. And you have the balls to talk shit about me? Fuck you.

I am not talking anything about you specifically. You are doing that on your own. You are the one using the foul invectives, not I.

And I keep telling you, you are the wrong gender for me.

Is this therapy for you?

[kmeyers]

Who are you fuckin' kidding. Dennis told me how you were acting and what you said aat Pittsburgh last year. What a little weasel you are. He's a real friend. You're just an asshole. A phoney lil asshole.

WEell, I'm drunk enough now to go to bed. fuck all you assholes!

Oh, so when you explain your ridiculous behavior, you can blame it on being drunk...Easy like a Monday morning.

[willtupper]

Um, hey. I'm still really new here. So can someone help me, please?

I'm working on an analogy.

YABS Message Board : V from "V for Vendetta" : Rick Olney : The British Parliament at the end of the movie.

Is that right? If so, wow.

It's going to be so pretty to see justice be served :D.

[DaveRothe]

Good riddance!

[Rick Olney]

My messes can be cleaned. Can you say the same about yours?

And I have tried to keep telling you that you are the wrong gender.

My messes are my business and none of yours ... you lil gossip mongering dipshit. I can't believe that I ever defended you on Commiecon. And then bothering to get to be your friend. You're a piece of shit, Sam!
I'm done with you. Don't ever approach me again, and you'd be wise to not say too much or I'll piss on yoyr gave. Wesaael

[Paul D. Storrie]

Hmm... no, the Paul Storrie I used to know and admire would NEVER stoop so low or have his career sidetracked to engage in mere smear and grunt tactics.

I can't say one way or another about whether you used to admire me, but you sure as hell never knew me. What, did we swap posts on a message board at some point? Maybe exchange an email? We sure as hell were never friends and I've never, to my recollection, met you.

Thanks for your concern about my career, but some of us can manage to fulfill our professional commitments AND post to message boards. I even managed to sneak in a trip to the New York Comic Con along the way.

PDS

[Papergirl]

Who are you fuckin' kidding. Dennis told me how you were acting and what you said aat Pittsburgh last year. What a little weasel you are. He's a real friend. You're just an asshole. A phoney lil asshole.

WEell, I'm drunk enough now to go to bed. fuck all you assholes!
And, just remember, when you wake up in the morning, you won't be able to just make your druken posts go away. They are already saved for the record, Dick.

~Bev

[MacQuarrie]

now it's time for america's favorite game!
Here's mine!

http://www.jimmacq.com/artwork/Horse_Ass-rick.jpg

[Rick Olney]

Good riddance!

fuck you Rothe.

[Samuel Catalino]

Who are you fuckin' kidding. Dennis told me how you were acting and what you said aat Pittsburgh last year. What a little weasel you are. He's a real friend. You're just an asshole. A phoney lil asshole.

WEell, I'm drunk enough now to go to bed. fuck all you assholes!

For the record, Rick...

I asked Dennis if you were with him and I was relieved to hear that you were not. I also informed him that he was welcome at my home and my conflicts with you had no bearing with my relationship with him.

You on the other hand posted on the SPA that I was looking for you and made out like we had reconcilled ( a similar tactic you used with Glenn Barbis, who mentioned that to me at Pittsburgh) and I bluntly told you then we had not.

You are entitled to your opinion of that invective, but there is nothing phoney about it.

If you are drunk now, maybe you can sleep it off. No one likes a drunk who sprouts out invectives.

[Rick Olney]

And, just remember, when you wake up in the morning, you won't be able to just make your druken posts go away. They are already saved for the record, Dick.

~Bev

Fuck you, Bev!

[Scott Shaw!]

Hey, it's everyone's favorite stinky sociopath, resurfacing like a turd in a malfunctioning toilet.

Nice to see that Mr. iKill is still as predictable as ever, with more threats, lies, slander, attacks and impenetrable horseshit.

Sorry I've been away and missed his latest meltdown...and frankly, I'm too busy writing and drawing projects that WILL get made to waste time on reading the same ol' crap from idiot-boy.

Time to call the plumber.

Aloha,

Scott!

P.S.: Ah, I see that Rick has been drinking at the ol' keyboard. Drink all you want, you deluded fucknut, your non-life will still be there in the morning. -- SS!

[Crowley]

Here's mine!

http://www.jimmacq.com/artwork/Horse_Ass-rick.jpg

that's really quite excellent.. but it needs less feces...
oh wait that's Rick!

[willtupper]

"I'll Piss On Yoyr Gave" is, of course, the imaginary horror movie about drunken, zombie dyslexics (no disrespect to real dyslexics) that Rick Olney will be producing soon. Based on his non-existant comic book work, right?

[Rick Olney]

Mouthpiece is generally slang for lawyer. What the hell are you trying to say?

Please stick to words and terms that you actually understand you illiterate imbecile. You have misused virtually every word of two or more syllables that you have ever posted. You are stupid, and when you try to sound smart you sound even stupider.

Yeah, I'm all talk. That's why I've spent money to host the site. Face it, dickless, you went after the wrong people this time. You are going to lose and lose big. I can't wait.

That is what you think. you're an asshole, MaQuarie.

[kmeyers]

My messes are my business and none of yours ... you lil gossip mongering dipshit. I can't believe that I ever defended you on Commiecon. And then bothering to get to be your friend. You're a piece of shit, Sam!
I'm done with you. Don't ever approach me again, and you'd be wise to not say too much or I'll piss on yoyr gave. Wesaael

And it all comes crashing down...in a horrible display of bad storytelling and even worse grammar.

[Paul D. Storrie]

No Paul, he means Smith.

Paul Smith is doing a short story for the Anthology. Rick's been reading the US forums.

Thats great news! Never have I been so pleased to be wrong.

Paul Smith is an amazing artist and, it appears, a generous and thoughtful guy.

Now I'm just confused at why Paul Smith would need quotes around 'big' when being described as a big name in the industry!

PDS

[Cam63]

I'm betting that I can ripe your head off and shit down your neck and give you more satisfaction than when you're watchin' your brand of selective viewing.

No shame in being a person with no balls to serve your country, you lil girl. Be proud that you enjoy your freedom at the expense of others, you liberal piece of shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, this piece of hyena vomit is not representative of decent folk who serve or have served in the United States Marine Corps.

[Crowley]

Fuck you, Bev!

awwww...

come on... say "Fuck you YABS!"
now "Fuck You Crowley!"

come on... you can do it... Make Believe Marine!

and don't forget:
http://www.jimmacq.com/artwork/Horse_Ass-rick.jpg

[Rick Olney]

"I'll Piss On Yoyr Gave" is, of course, the imaginary horror movie about drunken, zombie dyslexics (no disrespect to real dyslexics) that Rick Olney will be producing soon. Based on his non-existant comic book work, right?

"Wiltupper" sounds like something you stick on your penis to avoid the clap.
Just another asshole come to try and find a life. Fuck youn and goos night. pukee.

[Darediva]

Rick, once again, zeroing in on his secret treasure spot! I think we've had a breakthrough here folks... Rick's not a homophobe... he just want's to act like one. What exactly do you want that tattoo to read dimwit "Welcome to All those that Enter"????

How about "This side up"?

Dammit, just couldn't resist that one.

[willtupper]

The other reason I love YABS so much is that you all come up with the BEST ideas for comic books (like "Make Believe Marine") and DON'T EVEN KNOW IT! :D

[MacQuarrie]

That is what you think. you're an asshole, MaQuarie.

Being called an asshole by a lying thief moron is almost like winning the Nobel prize. Thank you for honoring me with your disdain. I wear it as a badge of honor.

Now, would you please get to work on that heart attack, you pathetic drunkard?