Let's write some Literary Spoof Carols!

[Solaris]

Okay, here's the game:

Simply make up a spoof carol, based on one or more books/characters, and please state the tune to which your words should be read!

Here's mine:


James Bond the Big-Gunned Agent

sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"


James Bond the Big-Gunned agent,
Had a very shiny gun,
And if you ever saw it,
It would make you turn and run.
All of the other agents,
laughed at how he said his name;
they used to call him "Bon-bon,"
even all the agent dames!
Then one foggy London Eve,
"M" came in to say,
"James you've got to change it right,
You're name is now 'Eustacious Blight!'"
Oh how the agents loved it!
They used to laugh and shout with glee,
"'Stacious, the Blight of London,'
Sounds like dental cavities!"


Okay, so it was terrible... but you know, that's the whole idea. ;)

[Roquefort Raider]

To the tune of "the ten days of christmas", starting at the fifth day:


On the first day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me- one gooooold ring,

One to rule them all

To find them

One to bring them all

And in daaaa-arkness to bind them!

[Bright-Raven]

Actually, Ben, it's "Twelve Days Of Christmas", but no big.

Let's see...

Just to stick with the LOTR theme...

Alll I want for Christmas is my Preciousssss..... Gollum! Gollum! *HACKHACKSputter!* ;)