Where do you hide your porn?

[Lester C.]

And you all can thank Tommy for this thread as it was HIS idea.

[Azrael52]

Hmmm, I guess the response "If it was up your ass you'd know" is not a viable option, here.

[Deathstroke]

What is this porn you speak of?

[Azrael52]

I think it's a pseudonym that the Internet goes by from time-to-time, Deathstroke. Hope this helps.

[Karl J. Barnes]

I live alone,so I don't hide it.

[heystacy]

A few people thought some of my nudes were porn, so I in my portfolio and on my walls.

[Sam T.]

I keep it in a box in the closet!

[TomStillwell]

I'm married. I don't need porn.

[Cam63]

I need all my space for beer.

[Lester C.]

I'm married. I don't need porn.

That's when you need it the most!

[Lester C.]

A few people thought some of my nudes were porn, so I in my portfolio and on my walls.

And they bought that explination? I bet you were thinking something like this.

And here I thought bartistas were gullible.

[Jack Zodiac]

I'm married. I don't need porn.

Pffffffaaaahahahahaha!

I don't hide it. It's on my computer. Hell, my wallpaper is a daisy chain in the shape of the Green Lantern symbol.

[KenK]

A shoebox by my computer (they're all on CDs).

[David Bedlam]

In a computer folder marked 'Not Porn'.

Hmmmm. Monique Parent. :)

[the4thpip]

I marked my folder "Lester's stuff."

[Lester C.]

I marked my folder "Lester's stuff."

You have NO IDEA how much I'd pay for a sex tape staring this man.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/chained2stone/Celebrities/adrianpaul.jpg

[stealthwise]

Tom's right, when you're married you don't need porn.

When you're married, you don't need a magazine or video, because you always have a beautiful woman who won't sleep with you to look at whenever you want.

[Grazzt]

I used to bury it in one of the Alpha Centauri (anyone remember that game) sub folders.

[Ronée]

Depends on the media... I got some on my PC... some under the sink in the bathroom and tons stored in my own mind ;)

[heystacy]

And they bought that explination? I bet you were thinking something like this.

Guilty as charged. Well, not really guilty, but good for me!:evilsmile

[HomerJay]

I'm married. I don't need porn.
That's hilarious.
I marked my folder "Lester's stuff."
All of mine is in a password-protected folder called "Stuff".

[Rob on the Job]

Not to be a wet blanket, but in the few instances in recent years when I have been exposed to porn, all I can think about is that the girl is someone's daughter.

And then I think about how I would feel if my own little girl had to do that for a living.

It's not a pleasant feeling.

[HomerJay]

Not to be a wet blanket, but in the few instances in recent years when I have been exposed to porn, all I can think about is that the girl is someone's daughter.

And then I think about how I would feel if my own little girl had to do that for a living.

It's not a pleasant feeling.

Thank you for your thoughts, Capt. Bringdown.

[Ronée]

being married does not automatically negate the need or want for good porn. the hubby and I used to share porn, as a matter of fact and i would make him little "porn gift baskets" for holidays now and then. good stuff.

[Rob on the Job]

Thank you for your thoughts, Capt. Bringdown.

Sorry.

You boys go back to your ogling.

[Ronée]

You know, it is not like these "daughters" arent doing it of thier own free will. Besides, there are plenty of men in porn as well. I mean, porn is a blanket statement covering numerous different types and my porn may not constitute porn in your eyes and vice versa.....

And I like seeing how many times I can type the word "porn" in one response. ;)

[diana_fan]

Hide?

That's funny.

[Jack Zodiac]

I watched this awesome porn the other day. Brooke Banner was playing a maid who falls asleep while she's scrubbing the floor and this guy dressed like Mr. Clean comes in and mops the floor in fast-motion to the old Mr. Clean commercial jingle. Then she sucks his dick.

[HomerJay]

i would make him little "porn gift baskets" for holidays now and then. good stuff.

Especially if it's home-made.

[Ronée]

see? That's CLEAN porn! Nothing wrong with that.

[Ronée]

Especially if it's home-made.
Now and then. lol

[Rob on the Job]

Ummm.

Oh boy.

I really don't want to throw this out, but one pornography expert has this to say about its aficionados:

"... Those who use pornography have also been shown to be more likely to engage in illegal behavior as well. Research indicates and my clinical experience supports that those who use pornography are more likely to go to prostitutes, engage in domestic violence, stranger rape, date rape, and incest. These beahviors should not be suprising since pornographic videos contaning all of these themes are readily available and the permssion-giving beliefs of these pornographic videos reinforced by the orgasm say that all these behaviors are normal, acceptable, common and don’t hurt anyone.

I have also seen in my clinical experience that pornography damages the sexual performance of the viewers. Pornography viewers tend to have problems with premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. Having spent so much time in unnatural sexual experiences with paper, celluloid and cyberspace, they seem to find it difficult to have sex with a real human being. Pornography is raising their expectation and demand for types and amounts of sexual experiences at the same time it is reducing their ability to experience sex. ... "
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link: http://commerce.senate.gov/hearings/testimony.cfm?id=1343&wit_id=3912

[Rob on the Job]

Discuss amongst yourselves.

[Ronée]

Wow. Debbie Downer.

hasn't affected my sex life one bit. Helps in some cases. Of course, you can find studies to prove damn near anything these days.

[Jack Zodiac]

Discuss amongst yourselves.

I jerked off a few hours ago and in a few hours I'll be having sex with my girlfriend for at least a half an hour.

Oh, wait, you wanted to hear, "I'm sorry, I don't have the time to respond to your post because I'm too busy watching gangbang porn/rape fantasies, and if I don't finish up soon I won't make it to the Girl Scout meeting tonight to hunt down a little girl to molest. Also, I wanna' fuck my sister in the ass."

[Jack Zodiac]

hasn't affected my sex life one bit. Helps in some cases. Of course, you can find studies to prove damn near anything these days.

Apparently there's a distinct correlation between posting on the Internet and lacking a sense of humor.

[Michael P]

I watched this awesome porn the other day. Brooke Banner was playing a maid who falls asleep while she's scrubbing the floor and this guy dressed like Mr. Clean comes in and mops the floor in fast-motion to the old Mr. Clean commercial jingle. Then she sucks his dick.

Not her best work, and I didn't keep the file after I watched it, but darn enjoyable nonetheless.

[Cam63]

They even know the temperature in Uranus, Ronee.

Thank you science dudes for giving a planet that name.

[Michael P]

Discuss amongst yourselves.

I'd like to see the studies they're using, examine the methodology, look at other studies in the field, and so on.

I'd also like to see the stash of porn the Library of Congress used to have. Apparently, they had some awesome stuff.

[HomerJay]

hasn't affected my sex life one bit. Helps in some cases. Of course, you can find studies to prove damn near anything these days.
Amen, sister.

[Jack Zodiac]

Not her best work, and I didn't keep the file after I watched it, but darn enjoyable nonetheless.

I liked her Naughty Office episode too, but the plot to this one was too hilarious not to love. The guy they got to play Mr. Clean looked dead on.

[Jack Zodiac]

Amen, sister.

And once again, I wonder if they're lumping in people who enjoy some good homemade porn there, too.

[Rob on the Job]

I'd like to see the studies they're using, examine the methodology, look at other studies in the field, and so on. ...

Yeah, there was a real lack of data for someone speaking so authoritatively.

[Jack Zodiac]

Yeah, there was a real lack of data for someone speaking so authoritatively.

"What anyone can say for just about any conclusive study?"

[Lester C.]

Guilty as charged. Well, not really guilty, but good for me!:evilsmile

Whatever you say.;) Not that I would ever accuse a yuppie of being a liar:rolleyes: but I'm not the one that's been caught with his pants and underwear around his ankles "admiring;" the nudes on the wall and in my portfolio.

[heystacy]

Whatever you say.;) Not that I would ever accuse a yuppie of being a liar:rolleyes: but I'm not the one that's been caught with his pants and underwear around his ankles "admiring;" the nudes on the wall and in my portfolio.

Lawyers know lies when they hear them, no? :evilsmile

I sure you woulldn't be caught at the wall or in my portfolio .:rolleyes: Not when Adrian Paul is on TV, right?

[Lester C.]

Lawyers know lies when they hear them, no? :evilsmile

I sure you woulldn't be caught at the wall or in my portfolio .:rolleyes: Not when Adrian Paul is on TV, right?

I don't think Highlander is on TV anymore.:( As far as using the show for the purpose of manufacturing pornographic material... well that's what my DVD collection, Photoshop and Fraps are for.:evilsmile

[diana_fan]

"Porn Expert" Yeah, right. I'll put my porn creds up against hers any day. :)

These kinds of "studies" and testimonies crack me the hell up. Look, most crimes are committed by men between the ages of 16 and 30. And, look, WOW, it just so happens that that is also the same group which most consumes porn!

Wow. Porn causes crime!

LOL Seriously, it's been said a million times before, but correlation does not indicate causation.

This is the sort of quackery that gives actual scientists and psychologists a bad name. Take an agenda, assume a result, and then do a "study" to show that you were right all along.

Porn is porn. There are a lot of things that can be said about it. The idea that it causes criminality is just ludicrous. I bet you any money that I could do a study that would show that college football fans are more likely to commit crimes than non-fans. And the reasons it would show that are the same.

Come on. Seriously. No one actually believes this bunk do they?

[heystacy]

I don't think Highlander is on TV anymore.:( As far as using the show for the purpose of manufacturing pornographic material... well that's what my DVD collection, Photoshop and Fraps are for.:evilsmile

Whatever. :p I'm sure AP's appearence on Charmed was enough to do it for ya!

[MartinRedmond]

I hide it in pants!

[Grazzt]

Studies that show pornography lessens the number of rapes that occur in the U.S. (http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/aswhywar.htm)

Careful, the first link (after my link) is 52 pages (double spaced), so it might take a bit of time to read. Although I'm sure that most of it is just the boring statistical stuff that Pullmann was interested in.

[gabesword]

"... Those who use pornography have also been shown to be more likely to engage in illegal behavior as well. Research indicates and my clinical experience supports that those who use pornography are more likely to go to prostitutes, engage in domestic violence, stranger rape, date rape, and incest. These beahviors should not be suprising since pornographic videos contaning all of these themes are readily available and the permssion-giving beliefs of these pornographic videos reinforced by the orgasm say that all these behaviors are normal, acceptable, common and don’t hurt anyone.

I have also seen in my clinical experience that pornography damages the sexual performance of the viewers. Pornography viewers tend to have problems with premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. Having spent so much time in unnatural sexual experiences with paper, celluloid and cyberspace, they seem to find it difficult to have sex with a real human being. Pornography is raising their expectation and demand for types and amounts of sexual experiences at the same time it is reducing their ability to experience sex. ... "
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link: http://commerce.senate.gov/hearings/testimony.cfm?id=1343&wit_id=3912

I would imagine that those who have hands are more likely to engage in stabbing other people. I'm not going to cut off my hands and I see no reason why I shouldn't enjoy pornography. I am not a criminal and just because I have something in common with a criminal doesn't change that.

There are also experts who think that more access to pornography curbs the incidents of rape in a society. This is a link (http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/08/25/porn-up-because-rape-down/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpapers.ssrn.com%2Fsol3%2Fpapers. cfm%3Fabstract_id%3D913013&frame=true) to an abstract view one such expert's opinion as well as place to download a pdf with the full article.

[Gozwald73]

Ours is in a lockable cabinet in our room

[Michael P]

I liked her Naughty Office episode too, but the plot to this one was too hilarious not to love. The guy they got to play Mr. Clean looked dead on.

You have to wonder what the "help wanted" ads for that part looked like.

"Wanted: Caucasian male resembling popular advertising icon. Must have ten-inch cock or greater."

[Captain_Video]

I don't hide my porn.

Or my comics.

I have however hidden a Leanne Rimes CD that I purchased as a joke.

"How do I"

[Jack Zodiac]

You have to wonder what the "help wanted" ads for that part looked like.

"Wanted: Caucasian male resembling popular advertising icon. Must have ten-inch cock or greater."

I recognized the guy from another movie. Odds are they just pulled him off some other chick in the lot, slapped some fuzzy eyebrows on him, and asked him if he'd mind another chick goin' down on him today.

[Jeff Brady]

Yeah, there was a real lack of data for someone speaking so authoritatively.

:rolleyes:

Wow, most of your posts are useless.

[Don Blanco]

:rolleyes:

Wow, most of your posts are useless.

Hiya, Jeff!

I see that you're quoting me, which is a funny thing to do for someone who threated to ignore me. I think it's great that my name goes up every time yours does on all of your really useful posts, although it sort of makes it look like...wow, I really got to you, didn't I?

Warmest regards for the holidays,

Don

[Jeff Brady]

This message is hidden because Don Blanco is on your ignore list.

Awww, look who came back after riding off into the sunset, claiming never to return!

[Rob on the Job]

... Wow, most of your posts are useless.

Glad to see you freed one hand free long enough to use the keyboard.

[Grazzt]

Hiya, Jeff!

I see that you're quoting me, which is a funny thing to do for someone who threated to ignore me. I think it's great that my name goes up every time yours does on all of your really useful posts, although it sort of makes it look like...wow, I really got to you, didn't I?

Warmest regards for the holidays,

Don

Uh, isn't Jeff quoting Rob on the Job? Unless you and Rob are both the same person, or I missed a quote upthread.

[Josh S]

Hiya, Jeff!

I see that you're quoting me, which is a funny thing to do for someone who threated to ignore me. I think it's great that my name goes up every time yours does on all of your really useful posts, although it sort of makes it look like...wow, I really got to you, didn't I?

Warmest regards for the holidays,

Don


How sad for you, Donald.

[Jeff Brady]

Uh, isn't Jeff quoting Rob on the Job? Unless you and Rob are both the same person, or I missed a quote upthread.

See my signature. It contains two of the most nonsensical, pointless outbursts ever directed at me. It's the price I pay for having facts on my side in debates.

[Grazzt]

See my signature. It contains two of the most nonsensical, pointless outbursts ever directed at me. It's the price I pay for having facts on my side in debates.

Sorry, my bad. And I apologize to Rob for thinking that he was a sock puppet. I must have a paranoid condition.

*puts on aluminum foil hat*

[Rob on the Job]

Sorry, my bad. And I apologize to Rob for thinking that he was a sock puppet. I must have a paranoid condition.

*puts on aluminum foil hat*

Take the hat off, Grazzt.

You need not apologize.

[Grazzt]

Take the hat off, Grazzt.

You need not apologize.

Hmmm, you're just trying to get me to remove the hat so that the alien mind control waves will work on me. Don't think I'm not on to you!

[Rob on the Job]

Hmmm, you're just trying to get me to remove the hat so that the alien mind control waves will work on me. Don't think I'm not on to you!

"Why would you say that, Grazzt ...

or should I say, MAGNETO?!"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/3f/180px-Professor_X_movie.jpg

[Ronée]

Now why would you take a perfectly nice conversation about pornography and sully it with this filth Don?

[diana_fan]

Now why would you take a perfectly nice conversation about pornography and sully it with this filth Don?

I was wondering the exact same thing!

[Jack Zodiac]

Hiya, Jeff!

I see that you're quoting me, which is a funny thing to do for someone who threated to ignore me. I think it's great that my name goes up every time yours does on all of your really useful posts, although it sort of makes it look like...wow, I really got to you, didn't I?

Warmest regards for the holidays,

Don

What the fuck're you babblin' about?

[Jack Zodiac]

Glad to see you freed one hand free long enough to use the keyboard.

He typed it with his nose. He held the shift key down with his ear.

[diana_fan]

He typed it with his nose. He held the shift key down with his ear.

I'd pay good money to see that.

[Corrina]

Why is there fighting on the porn thread? Why are there no good suggestions on where to hide porn?

Yeesh.

[Jack Zodiac]

There aren't any porn hiding suggestions because porn shouldn't be hidden. It should be flaunted. It should be blown up and made into t-shirts and handed out on the street.

[diana_fan]

There aren't any porn hiding suggestions because porn shouldn't be hidden. It should be flaunted. It should be blown up and made into t-shirts and handed out on the street.

Jenna agrees with you (except, in her case, it was a 50' tall billboard in Times Square; attack of the 50' Jenna!):

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/diana_fan/jennabillboard.jpg

[Azrael52]

I hide my porn in a box at the back of a closet in the Vatican.

[bert]

you kids today . . .

you really missed out. See, back in the 70's, there were these things called "albums"

and they came in sleeves that were just large enough to hold a vinyl record, and a porno magazine.

I used to hide all my hardcore gay porn from my Mom in my record collection from the time I was about 13 until I was about 16 (when I moved into my own place).

yep. . I was buying hardcore gay porn (from the Newstand in Sharpstown mall! when I was 13).

ahhh. . memories!

(luckily, my room was fairly close to the bathroom, and no one ever caught me bringing my mags from my room into there :))

[JeffreyWKramer]

Not to be a wet blanket, but in the few instances in recent years when I have been exposed to porn, all I can think about is that the girl is someone's daughter.

And then I think about how I would feel if my own little girl had to do that for a living.

It's not a pleasant feeling.

And I know people that do porn for a living, and have no qualms about it.

[Azrael52]

Whenever we moved into our old house (my parents and I, not my wife and I), the previous owner had left all kinds of things. The most important? 19 porn mags. Yep, I was, like, 16, so I was happy. I hid those in a comic long box with my comics.

[bert]

Whenever we moved into our old house (my parents and I, not my wife and I), the previous owner had left all kinds of things. The most important? 19 porn mags. Yep, I was, like, 16, so I was happy. I hid those in a comic long box with my comics.

yeah. . weren't those old issues of Mandate, Honcho, and Inches fun to read?

:p

[Azrael52]

Yeah, I'm glad that Larry let me borrow them. ;)

[JeffreyWKramer]

Ummm.

Oh boy.

I really don't want to throw this out, but one pornography expert has this to say about its aficionados:

I'd like to see her supposed expert credentials, and some actual data to back up her claims

In my clinical experience, and according to the consensus of research literature by experts in sex therapy, clinical psychology and related fields, she is largely full of shit. What she describes fits some people, but hardly the bulk.

Frankly, she sounds like one the proponents of the "sex addiction" concept. Despite this crap being featured on Oprah and all over the pop media, it's interesting to note that "sex addiction" is not an actual diagnosis, and the concept has not been scientifically validated and is not formally recognized by the AMA, American Psychological Association, American Psychiatric Association, American Association of Clinical Sexologists, etc. Offhand, I'm not aware of any recognized professional organization that recognizes sex addiction as a diagnosis. In fact, the bulk of the "sex addiction/porn addiction" folk are funded by and/or closely associated with right-wing Christian extremist groups, often behind the scenes. That whole industry is largely a way to try to label as mental illness those things social conservatives label as sin.

This isn't to say there aren't people that have problems related to compulsive porn use, or that some folk aren't unhealthily fixated on porn, or don't have unrealistic ideas about sex due to mistaking porn stuff for the way most people do sex. Those things do happen, and can be very real problems, but this supposed expert is way overstating the case - which is all too typical for people testifying to Congress. More interested in headlines and politics than science, many of these folk are unrepresentative "experts" that often have an axe to grind and do not speak for the scientific consensus.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Yeah, there was a real lack of data for someone speaking so authoritatively.

The Bush Administration spoke authoritatively about WMDs in Iraq, too.

And, it isn't unusualy for people to speak authoritatively while speaking out their ass. This has happened a lot in regard to porn. James Dobson has made claims which are distortions of and complete lies about the research in that area. So did the various, biased "experts" lined up for the Meese report on porn back during the Reagan era.

I know the research in this area, and the results of said research don't support the claims made by this alleged expert.

[estee]

Got a box of it.

Been meaning to dump it. But for some reason I can't bring myself to do it. ;)

[diana_fan]

Got a box of it.


A "box" of it. How quaintly 20th Century of you. :)

[Jeff Brady]

A "box" of it. How quaintly 20th Century of you. :)

That's what kids call "computer" these days.

[Solaris]

Well, since we have a 5-yr-old, we tend to keep most of it in the drawer under our bed. But once he gets of age, it doesn't really matter---We're sure he'll have investigated porn by the time he's an adult, anyway.

Bear in mind, we're nudists at times, and have taken him to a clothing optional beach with us... so it's not nudity per se that we have any issues with---just "action" and certain "poses" of nudity that makes it "porn."

To us, nudity is simply the clothing of the spirit (that's what our flesh really is: another kind of clothes). "Porn" is *action* and *sexual poses*... which is a whole different kettle of fish, and certainly not suitable for a child to see.

[diana_fan]

That's what kids call "computer" these days.

Yes, so in actuality, it was *I* who was being quaintly 20th Century.

How the worm has turned.