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PatrickG
12-13-2006, 04:46 PM
Seriously, nobody would send spam if it never got responses.

If I wanted penis enlargement, I'd ask my doctor. If I wanted to get scammed by Nigerians, I'd go to Nigeria and throw money at people. If I wanted to see naked women, I'd go to a party where people are playing strip poker. If I wanted to know about IRS loopholes or getting money from the government, I'd research online or get a grant.

My lovelife is my business. My money is my business. My hormones are my business. My politics and schemes and hopes and dreams are my business.

I'm not interested in any of these things unless I INITIATE THEM.

Sending me e-mails or myspace spam about them will not make me give up my credit card number. I will not read these e-mails. I would boycott any company that sends them.

And I have to imagine that these get sent because people actually respond to them.

I would like to revoke these people's access to the internet.

Also? I'm sick of people who charge for information/software/music/services that can be legally obtained for free.

Ten years ago, I could get software to do just about anything I wanted for free. I could get most any information I wanted for free. Now, I have to wade through ten pages of Google search results to find the free version.

Seriously, you're not fooling me and I'd really prefer to the baseline for stupidity in the world. That may cause some problems since my IQ is 144 and I have a perfect SAT verbal and perfect regents exam score. If I were the baseline, I'd be working at McDonald's for my whole life.

But, seriously, I'd take it. Really. People here at YABS are all fairly bright. I don't spend time with people who I don't think are better/smarter/more versed at aspects of life or the world or knowledge in general than I am.

So... Can we start by setting up a government agency that sends out spam e-mail that, as soon as you open, blocks you from the web for five years and takes away your credit cards?

And for that matter, would it have been so bad to blame Nigeria for 9-11 instead of Iraq?

Cam63
12-13-2006, 05:27 PM
I don't respond to that crap either.

Fuck 'em.

s33r
12-13-2006, 05:36 PM
But.... but.... Curvaceous Redhead said she wants to be my friend! She wouldn't lie to me!

Would she?

MacQuarrie
12-13-2006, 05:59 PM
I respond to spammers. It's fun.

Nigerian Scammer-baiting (http://www.monkeyspit.net/inbox/)

heystacy
12-13-2006, 06:42 PM
I respond to spammers. It's fun.

Nigerian Scammer-baiting (http://www.monkeyspit.net/inbox/)

What fun you had! :evilsmile

Charles RB
12-13-2006, 06:45 PM
I'm curious - by "banned from the Internet", do you mean "shot"?

Cam63
12-13-2006, 07:14 PM
Shooting may be necessary.

Jeff Brady
12-13-2006, 08:12 PM
Shooting may be necessary.

Force 'em to drink Fosters first.

PatrickG
12-13-2006, 08:20 PM
Force 'em to drink Fosters first.

Hey! Those may be American citizens we're talking about. Save your Foster's for enemy combatants.

Jeff Brady
12-13-2006, 08:27 PM
Hey! Those may be American citizens we're talking about. Save your Foster's for enemy combatants.

Spammers are the enemy regardless of nationality. Spamming revokes citizenship. The Geneva Convention is quaint and outdated. This is a new kind of enemy, one we've never faced before. We must change our tactics if we're going to survive this war.

Cam63
12-13-2006, 10:10 PM
Hey! Those may be American citizens we're talking about. Save your Foster's for enemy combatants.

They're friendlies ?

Spike-X
12-14-2006, 12:21 AM
Can we add "People who click on popups" to the list?

stealthwise
12-14-2006, 12:26 AM
That may cause some problems since my IQ is 144 and I have a perfect SAT verbal and perfect regents exam score. If I were the baseline, I'd be working at McDonald's for my whole life.


Those tests are culturally biased you know. ;)

the4thpip
12-14-2006, 01:37 AM
I respond to spammers. It's fun.

Nigerian Scammer-baiting (http://www.monkeyspit.net/inbox/)

I did that once, too. Told them those pics of David Hasselhoff was me.

Cam63
12-14-2006, 02:01 AM
Can we add "People who click on popups" to the list?

They get crucified upside down over an ants nest and forced to watch The Wedge.

PatrickG
12-14-2006, 03:32 AM
Those tests are culturally biased you know. ;)

It doesn't matter what the bias is... If I set myself as the baseline, I'm on the bottom rung. ;)

Solaris
12-14-2006, 05:09 AM
No. But the people who make and market spambots ought to be put in jail.

hellokittykat
12-14-2006, 07:05 AM
What's worse is spam about spam.
If I wanted to sink my teeth into a congealed mass of pork byproducts, I'd just bite my stepmother!:mad:

Alex L
12-14-2006, 10:21 AM
What's worse is spam about spam.
If I wanted to sink my teeth into a congealed mass of pork byproducts, I'd just bite my stepmother!:mad:
http://www.theofficeexperts.com/forum/images/smilies/ugh.gif

Karl J. Barnes
12-14-2006, 10:34 AM
No. But the people who make and market spambots ought to be put in jail.

Or have to respond to their own spams for a life time.

Karl J. Barnes
12-14-2006, 10:34 AM
What's worse is spam about spam.
If I wanted to sink my teeth into a congealed mass of pork byproducts, I'd just bite my stepmother!:mad:

So your Stepmother is related to Arnold the Pig from Green Acres?

Cam63
12-14-2006, 12:08 PM
What's worse is spam about spam.
If I wanted to sink my teeth into a congealed mass of pork byproducts, I'd just bite my stepmother!:mad:

I'd love to see a pic of you and her having a Christmas hug.

hellokittykat
12-14-2006, 03:15 PM
I'd love to see a pic of you and her having a Christmas hug.

I am pathetic. I just laughed at my own 'wittiness'.:rolleyes:

And I'd happily hug her-that's where I put my hands around her throat and squeeze, right?

Cam63
12-14-2006, 03:17 PM
According to homicide records, no... but, she's your mum in law.

Go nuts !

hellokittykat
12-14-2006, 03:20 PM
According to homicide records, no... but, she's your mum in law.

Go nuts !

No STEP mother! As in the hoe that my so called 'father' married.

I love my mom-in-law!:)

Cam63
12-14-2006, 03:25 PM
No STEP mother! As in the hoe that my so called 'father' married.

I love my mom-in-law!:)

My mistake.

I'm sorry you have family problems there.

hellokittykat
12-14-2006, 03:28 PM
My mistake.

I'm sorry you have family problems there.

No problem. I haven't spoke with either of them in almost thirteen years. I have plenty of other family that loves me so it's their loss.:p

Sparvid
12-14-2006, 03:45 PM
"Ooh, a talking moose want my credit card number. That's only fair."

Cam63
12-14-2006, 04:25 PM
Stay away from the Moose !

Damn Canadians...