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The Purple Skull
12-10-2006, 08:59 PM
Ok here's a fun challenge we can try. I'll list a state, then the next poster makes up a team roster for that state. Then they post another state. The next poster then makes up that state's team roster. Lather, rinse, repeat until we have 50 teams. Here are the guidelines:

1. Maximum roster is 8 people.

2. Anybody, dead or alive can be put on the roster.

3. Nobody can be in more than one team.

4. Team name can be one of your own, or one of the established team names

5. No two states can have the same team name unless they are specified (E.g. New Avengers, Young Avengers).

6. Have fun with this.

Ok let's start

1. Florida

Tobias March
12-10-2006, 09:09 PM
Ok here's a fun challenge we can try. I'll list a state, then the next poster makes up a team roster for that state. Then they post another state. The next poster then makes up that state's team roster. Lather, rinse, repeat until we have 50 teams. Here are the guidelines:

1. Maximum roster is 8 people.

2. Anybody, dead or alive can be put on the roster.

3. Nobody can be in more than one team.

4. Team name can be one of your own, or one of the established team names

5. No two states can have the same team name.

6. Have fun with this.

Ok let's start

1. Florida


The Florida Avengers: Defenders of America's Wang

Wonder Man - team leader, has decided to get some sun. Probably won't die so often in Florida.

Puck, placed on the team by She-Hulk after fleeing the Annihilation wave. Provides transport and cheap fun.

Stilt-Man, token reformed, de-deaded villain.

Battlestar - recruited following Civil War, has assumed a more active role in the MU (as I'm sure various Cap legacies will).

Dagger gone solo for now.

Southpaw, young hero in training.

Debrii - we've only briefly seen her in the NW, so it would be nice to have a new character get up into the Avengers' multi-state roster.

Sorry, forgot to nominate a State....erm - Nebraska!

Siddon
12-10-2006, 09:25 PM
Nebraska

The Researvists

Thing - Team leader, Ben is now in charge of a team of hero's who don't want to be there, who don't do anything but Ben keeps them in line

Jubilee - 2nd in command, I can imagine leaving her in a room for an hour and watching the sparks fly

Dum Dum Duggan - disgraced former Shield member now doing paperwork

Porcupine - He doesn't want to be there so he sits in a corner and plots

Awesome Andy - He want's to be there and who wouldn't love to see Andy and Ben spare around

Northstar - He is being kept under watch

New York

The Purple Skull
12-10-2006, 10:25 PM
EDIT: Looks like I didn't follow my own rules. :p I fixed it

New York - Marvel Knights

Daredevil
Luke Cage
Moon Knight
Iron Fist
Cloak
White Tiger

Next State:
Michigan

TotalWorldDomination
12-10-2006, 11:17 PM
The Detroit Defenders

1) Human Torch- Shipped off to Michigan and given his own team, Johnny has to try and reign in other people for a change.
2) Blink
3) Tigra
4) Justice
5) Living Lighting
6) Mockingbird
7) Ageis


Oregon

jackolover
12-11-2006, 03:01 AM
Unless the TBolts were forever dipersed in TBolts 106 - 108, the FSI will contain reformed villians as well, so they have to be in the mix. Zemo said, the Reformed TBolts will be part of FSI, and especially Denver Colorado, for some mysterious reason.

Captain Exaggeration
12-11-2006, 02:44 PM
The Oregon Olympians!

1. Doctor Strange
2. Black Panther
3. Super-Skrull
4. Ghost Rider
5. Hawkeye

Georgia is next!

Kazuel
12-11-2006, 02:47 PM
The Oregon Olympians!

1. Doctor Strange
2. Black Panther
3. She-Hulk
4. Super-Skrull
5. Ghost Rider
6. Thor
7. Nova
8. Hawkeye

Atlanta is next!

Cause Oregon needs THAT many powerhouses?

Captain Exaggeration
12-11-2006, 02:49 PM
Cause Oregon needs THAT many powerhouses?
Good point. :D

Pheonix-NoRelation
12-11-2006, 02:55 PM
Ok here's a fun challenge we can try. I'll list a state, then the next poster makes up a team roster for that state. Then they post another state. The next poster then makes up that state's team roster. Lather, rinse, repeat until we have 50 teams. Here are the guidelines:

1. Maximum roster is 8 people.

2. Anybody, dead or alive can be put on the roster.

3. Nobody can be in more than one team.

4. Team name can be one of your own, or one of the established team names

5. No two states can have the same team name.

6. Have fun with this.

Ok let's start

1. Florida

The Florida Avengers: Defenders of America's Wang

Wonder Man - team leader, has decided to get some sun. Probably won't die so often in Florida.

Puck, placed on the team by She-Hulk after fleeing the Annihilation wave. Provides transport and cheap fun.

Stilt-Man, token reformed, de-deaded villain.

Battlestar - recruited following Civil War, has assumed a more active role in the MU (as I'm sure various Cap legacies will).

Dagger gone solo for now.

Southpaw, young hero in training.

Debrii - we've only briefly seen her in the NW, so it would be nice to have a new character get up into the Avengers' multi-state roster.

Sorry, forgot to nominate a State....erm - Nebraska!

New York - Marvel Knights

Daredevil
Luke Cage
Moon Knight
Iron Fist
Cloak
Dagger
White Tiger

Next State:
Michigan

Uh-oh. Looks like Dagger's popular. ;)

Captain Exaggeration
12-11-2006, 03:08 PM
Uh-oh. Looks like Dagger's popular. ;)
Dagger has impersonators.

Pro
12-11-2006, 03:19 PM
Atlanta is next!

I'm not american but there's a state Atlanta .. ?

Captain Exaggeration
12-11-2006, 03:25 PM
I'm not american but there's a state Atlanta .. ?
Sorry I'm just off today... very off.

Tobias March
12-11-2006, 03:33 PM
Hail Atlanta! :D God I love that episode of Futurama.

Valkryie - team leader, finds herself saddled with a real bunch of losers.

Demolition Man - after his recent rediscovery by Bendis, has started on the road to recovery.

Goblyn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblyn) wasn't tapped to join the new Omega Flight, so found her way down south instead.

A new Captain Hip & Sunshine - similar to Dyno-mite Dan from the Seven Soldiers, they were Marvel Zombies who discovered the existence of the First Line, as well as a method to emulate the powers of these two druggy heroes.

Mr. Immortal, after Stark forcibly disbands the GLX, he finds himself demoted to a supporting character in another team.

Big Bertha eventually winds up joining him.

Right - California!

desanth
12-11-2006, 03:35 PM
California

Team Clone

1- Clor
2- Jackal
3- Spidercide
4- Kaine
5- Scarlet Spider: Ben Reilly back from the dead, leading this team of crazy clones

Next State: Rhode Island

jackolover
12-11-2006, 03:38 PM
California

Team Clone

1- Clor
2- Jackal
3- Spidercide
4- Kaine
5- Scarlet Spider: Ben Reilly back from the dead, leading this team of crazy clones

Next State: Rhode Island

Very Funny

desanth
12-11-2006, 05:24 PM
Very Funny

Thank you, thank you.

On a side point, outside of Spiderman, what clones are/were out there? (note: robots are not clones)
Out of all those clones, only Spidercide and Ben Reilly are dead I think, Jackal did a cameo in a Punisher story recently or something and Kaine is in Greece or some stuff. And Clor? Clor SMASH!

jackolover
12-11-2006, 08:47 PM
Thank you, thank you.

On a side point, outside of Spiderman, what clones are/were out there? (note: robots are not clones)
Out of all those clones, only Spidercide and Ben Reilly are dead I think, Jackal did a cameo in a Punisher story recently or something and Kaine is in Greece or some stuff. And Clor? Clor SMASH!

You're right, but someone conjectured, to get Ben Reilly back, Norman Osborn would have had to imprisoned Ben, and killed another clone back in SM 75. So they can always do that if they want Ben back

desanth
12-11-2006, 08:47 PM
Well Oregon has to have Howard the Duck as the captain.
Oregon Protectors:
1. Howard the Duck
2. Shaman
3. Hyperion
4. Fly
5. Frog Man
6. Black mamba

Hey now, get to RI, not redoing someone else's Oregon!

I want to see who picks what for where, can't wait to see what NJ gets, my native state.

The Purple Skull
12-11-2006, 09:08 PM
Hey now, get to RI, not redoing someone else's Oregon!

I want to see who picks what for where, can't wait to see what NJ gets, my native state.
I like that team so much, so let's move them to Rhode Island

Rhode Island - The Protectors
1. Howard the Duck
2. Shaman
3. Hyperion
4. Fly
5. Frog Man
6. Black mamba

And since it's my home state as well, next state is New Jersey!

Jeremi
12-12-2006, 03:33 AM
First Post

OK here comes...Batrocs Brigade!

Batroc the Leaper (leader of the team)
Scorpia (Reformed villian)
Blazing Skull (veteran hero)
Lady Octupus (scientist of the team)
Unicorn (projectile user of the team)
Black Racer (speedster of the team)
Senyaka (reformed Acolyte and mutant of the team)
Armadillo (Power house of the team)

Next stop Alaska

Taskmaster
12-12-2006, 08:45 AM
Alaska's very own heroes, the Snowmen

Iceman - team leader
Jack Frost
Blizzard
Icemaster
Hydro-Man
Charcoal
Silver

Willminus2
12-12-2006, 09:17 AM
Since nobody mentioned a state on the last post how about we got to my home state KENTUCKY!!!

The Kentucky Guardsmen

1. Cannonball - Team leader getting to head home to his state.
2. US Agent - Would be good on a team like this.
3. Hercules - Since Kentucky is the home of good Bourbon Hercules may be happy here.
4. Squirrel Girl -
5. Toad - I'll take him on this team.
6. Paste Pot Pete I mean the Trapster
7. Misty Knight - It would be fun to see her on a team with the Trapster and Toad.

Next state is Ohio

theardri
12-12-2006, 01:24 PM
California

Team Clone

1- Clor
2- Jackal
3- Spidercide
4- Kaine
5- Scarlet Spider: Ben Reilly back from the dead, leading this team of crazy clones

Next State: Rhode Island

You forgot X-23 and Joseph ;) Not true clones but close enough

Rorysm
12-13-2006, 10:48 AM
Hey a fellow Kentuckian here!

Kentucky would have to be the Kentucky Colonials! You know that would be the name.

Cannonball as leader of course... but what kind of other teammates could we get? How about Husk and Jay Guthrie??

I like using Bourbon as a draw...
Maybe some kind of bat-man rip off (Mamoth cave and all)
Maybe the Papa John's founder could use his money bring in a big hero the way he brought in Rick Pitino to UL?
We need a villian on the team though--any horse themed villians?

Rorysm
12-13-2006, 10:51 AM
Do you think small states (Vermont, RI, Wyoming--by population) should have only one or two members on their "team"?

TotalWorldDomination
12-13-2006, 12:47 PM
the Buckeye Avengers- A team with a traning focus

the team-

1. Cyclops (Leader)
2. Wasp (second-in-command)
3. Emma Frost
4. Dr. Octapus
5. Taskmaster
6. Citizen V (the Original, back from the dead somehow)

The Trainees-

7. Kate Bishop
8. Helion
9. Daisy Johnson
10. Darwin the evolving boy
11. Vision


as for how many people each team should get, if I know the federal goverment it would be apportioned in some insane way. Like one hero for each electoral vote or congressional district. Particularly influental members of congress or the senate could probably get more members then they deserve for there state- like homeland security money.

Next State... Texas

Jared H.
12-14-2006, 12:50 PM
Team Texas: The Rough Riders

1. Slyde(reformed. maybe they'll rename him Slick).
2. Aqueduct(also reformed. maybe they'll rename him Pipeline).
3. Fixer
4. Darkhawk
5. Two-Gun Kid(leader)

Next state: Kansas.

Sibian
12-14-2006, 03:49 PM
Kansas.
1. Superma....... oops sorry we are talking avengers

1. Wonder man
2. Wyyat Wingfoot
3. Hank Pym
4. Sheild Liason in Guardian armor...



next state UTAH

static
12-14-2006, 04:01 PM
Some heroes to make the conservative folks in UTAH proud

Daimon Helstrom
Vengence
Werewolf by Night
Ghost Rider (the horse one!)
Zombie (simon Garth)
Morbious
Satana
ManThing

next state.....Delaware!

The Purple Skull
12-14-2006, 05:52 PM
Why not?

Delaware - Home of the All-New All-Deadly Thunderbolts!
Green Goblin
Venom
Bullseye
Songbird
Radioactive Man
Swordsman
Moonstone
Penance

Next State: New Mexico!

I'll make an update list later. I believe after my post, we have 15 states set up with teams.

loknim
12-15-2006, 08:49 AM
New Mexico

Team Silver

1. Silver Surfer (Team Leader)
2. Silverclaw
3. Quicksilver
4. Silver Sable
5. Silver Fox
6. Silver Samurai

Next State: Idaho

Tobias March
12-15-2006, 04:31 PM
The Idaho Obscurantists! :-)

Diamondback - I know I keep choosing characters connected to Cap, but that's because there are so many supporting characters out there that could be legitimately included in the Initiative. Spider-Man's extended cast also. I was musing over a team led by G.W. Bridge featuring Solo earlier...anyway Diamondback, the real Diamondback, is running the show here.

Death's Head I - I really liked Simon Furman's UK stuff when I was growing up. Who's to say DH didn't have a few untold adventures in the present before getting revamped umpteen times (I understand he's back again as an AIM creation!?!) I mean, he's a time traveller.

Ganymede - I don't remember this character really, just that she was last seen with Jack of Hearts. Anyway following the discovery of his death, she's dedicated herself to following in his footsteps on earth. Plus her powers are pretty cool - she could conceivably hold Sentry at bay maybe.

Cardiac - one of Spider-Man's extended family, his powers are pretty interesting and I don't believe he's had anything more than one appearance. Though I seem to have chosen an over-abundance of characters that use staffs.

Century - speaking of which....I always thought he was interesting. Now he emerged during the awful 90's and it shows. He's a deliberately 'enigmatic' amnesiac Wolverine clone - ooh, he's a warrior that doesn't remember his past, exciting! (sarcasm in case you're wondering). But having the abilities of the best warriors of his race? Nice. But maybe he'll lose the staff, too many staff-bearers on the team definitely. :D

Right - Nevada!

Tobias March
12-15-2006, 04:33 PM
First Post

OK here comes...Batrocs Brigade!

Batroc the Leaper (leader of the team)
Scorpia (Reformed villian)
Blazing Skull (veteran hero)
Lady Octupus (scientist of the team)
Unicorn (projectile user of the team)
Black Racer (speedster of the team)
Senyaka (reformed Acolyte and mutant of the team)
Armadillo (Power house of the team)

Next stop Alaska

Unicorn is very cool. They should bring him back.

static
12-15-2006, 06:50 PM
Nevada - Supervised by the Grandmaster :)

Domino
Gambit
Longshot
Random
Wildstreak
Arcade
Crazy Eight
Fixer

next...Hawaii

The Purple Skull
12-15-2006, 10:10 PM
Nevada - Supervised by the Grandmaster :)

Domino
Gambit
Longshot
Random
Wildstreak
Arcade
Crazy Eight
Fixer

next...Hawaii
Oh dude...you should have put Vegas on the team! What's wrong with you? :)

maniacmatt
12-15-2006, 11:01 PM
Nevada - Supervised by the Grandmaster :)

Domino
Gambit
Longshot
Random
Wildstreak
Arcade
Crazy Eight
Fixer

next...Hawaii

Hawaii Bikini Warriors:
1. Storm
2. Shanna
3. Wasp (in a veryy small new costume)
Next is my birthsate: Arizona!

Gaastra
12-16-2006, 08:09 AM
Don't forget Wisconsin!

Great lakes champions!

The Purple Skull
12-17-2006, 03:27 PM
I'll count Gaastra's post.

Anyway, to continue:

Arizona - The New Warriors
Nova
Rage
Silhouette
Gravity
Machine Teen
Scorpion

Next state: Colorado!

Still alot of teams are available! Fantastic Four, X-Men, Champions, and the Young Avengers still haven't been used.

theardri
12-20-2006, 12:07 PM
Don't forget Wisconsin!

Great lakes champions!

Yeah but people are poaching their members (Squirel Girl seems popular for some reason) ;) So when it gets to WI I guess one of us will have to see what is left :/

Gareth (not from WI (New Zealand actually) but stuck working here).

Tobias March
12-20-2006, 12:51 PM
Can we have a recap so far?

The Purple Skull
12-20-2006, 03:31 PM
1. Florida - The Florida Avengers: Defenders of America's Wang
Wonder Man
Puck
Stilt-Man
Battlestar
Dagger
Southpaw
Debrii

2. Nebraska - The Researvists
Thing
Jubilee
Dum Dum Duggan
Porcupine
Awesome Andy
Northstar

3. New York - Marvel Knights
Daredevil
Luke Cage
Moon Knight
Iron Fist
Cloak
White Tiger

4. The Detroit Defenders
Human Torch
Blink
Tigra
Justice
Living Lighting
Mockingbird
Ageis

5. The Oregon Olympians!
Doctor Strange
Black Panther
Super-Skrull
Ghost Rider
Hawkeye

6. Georgia (No team name given)
Valkryie
Demolition Man
Goblyn
Captain Hip & Sunshine
Mr. Immortal
Big Bertha

7. California - Team Clone
Clor
Jackal
Spidercide
Kaine
Scarlet Spider

8. Rhode Island - The Protectors
Howard the Duck
Shaman
Hyperion
Fly
Frog Man
Black Mamba

9. New Jersey - Batrocs Brigade
Batroc the Leaper
Scorpia
Blazing Skull
Lady Octupus
Unicorn
Black Racer
Senyaka
Armadillo

10. Alaska - The Snowmen
Iceman
Jack Frost
Blizzard
Icemaster
Hydro-Man
Charcoal
Silver

11. Kentucy - The Kentucky Guardsmen
1. Cannonball
2. US Agent
3. Hercules
4. Squirrel Girl
5. Toad
6. Paste Pot Pete
7. Misty Knight

12. Ohio - The Buckeye Avengers (I only listed the main team)
Cyclops
Wasp
Emma Frost
Dr. Octopus
Taskmaster
Citizen V

13. Texas - The Rough Riders
Slyde
Aqueduct
Fixer
Darkhawk
Two-Gun Kid

14. Kansas (No team name given)
Wonder man
Wyyat Wingfoot
Hank Pym
Shield Liason in Guardian armor

15. Utah - Legion Of Monsters (I added the name since it fits in with the roster)
Daimon Helstrom
Vengence
Werewolf by Night
Ghost Rider (the horse one!)
Zombie (simon Garth)
Morbious
Satana
ManThing

16. Delaware - The All-New All-Deadly Thunderbolts
Green Goblin
Venom
Bullseye
Songbird
Radioactive Man
Swordsman
Moonstone
Penance

17. New Mexico - Team Silver
Silver Surfer
Silverclaw
Quicksilver
Silver Sable
Silver Fox
Silver Samurai

18. Idaho - The Idaho Obscurantists
Diamondback
Death's Head I
Ganymede
Cardiac
Century

19. Nevada (No team name given)
Domino
Gambit
Longshot
Random
Wildstreak
Arcade
Crazy Eight
Fixer

20. Hawaii - Hawaii Bikini Warriors
Storm
Shanna
Wasp

21. Wisconsin - Great Lakes Champions (Made the roster myself)
Flatman
Dinah Soar
Doorman
Grasshopper
Leather Boy

22. Arizona - The New Warriors
Nova
Rage
Silhouette
Gravity
Machine Teen
Scorpion

We're almost halfway there! For any teams that do not have a team name, feel free to give one to them.

superfriend
12-20-2006, 03:59 PM
Colorado:
State motto - Nil Sine Numine "nothing without the deity"

Team name: The Centennials

-Sentry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentry_%28Robert_Reynolds%29)
-Cloud (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/clouddefenders.htm)
-Quasar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar_%28comics%29)
-Captain Marvel: Genis-Vell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Marvel_(Marvel_Comics)#Genis-Vell)
-Sersi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sersi)
-Medusa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusa_%28comics%29)
-The Answer (Allen Iverson) (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3094)

Tequilamokinbrd
12-23-2006, 07:36 PM
Virginia: The Virginia League of Heroes

Shang-Chi

Wolverine

Captain America

Spider-Man

Jamie Madrox

Namor

Speed

Ares




And while we're doing Virginia, Let's not forget about West Virginia!

eltee38
12-23-2006, 08:26 PM
Ontario!! Woo Woo

1) Wayne Gretzky from the old cartoon show Prostars
2) A Clone of Tim Horton
3) A moose
Wolverine is desperate to join the team but they keep turning him down.

Predator
12-23-2006, 08:38 PM
How about the Minnesota Cosmics?

1. Adam Warlock
2. Beta Ray Bill
3. Pip
4. Phyla (Captain Marvel III...or 4, whatever)
5. Mantis (resurrected)
6. Moondragon
7. Lady Sif

leftfield
01-09-2007, 08:55 PM
How about the Washington Redskins (catchy although the name might be taken) :rolleyes:

Forge (Leader)
Thunderbird
American Eagle
Wyatt Wingfoot
Shaman
Talisman
Danielle Moonstar

I hope no one is offended by that - the teams started sounding like sports teams and I thought if they are making a Morman team then a Native American team could be pretty cool

So how about my state...Pennsylvania

The Purple Skull
01-09-2007, 09:25 PM
Pennsylvania - New home of the Young Avengers!

Patriot
Hawkeye II
Stature
Wiccan
Hulkling
Iron Lad (New one)
Vision

Next State - Oklahoma!

leftfield
01-10-2007, 12:13 AM
Oklahoma ...

TEAM OK (They are not quite good guys, but they are not quite bad guys, they are ...well...OK)

Sandman (Villain & ex-Avenger)
Swordsman (Avenger villain and member)
Magneto (Leading the team) (World despot and X-Men leader)
Marvel Boy (New Kree invasion leader & Picked on alien)
Black Cat (Jewell thief and Spidey love interest)
Juggernaut (X-Men villain and member)


How about Massachusetts

jrrl
01-10-2007, 06:33 AM
Pennsylvania - New home of the Young Avengers!

Patriot
Hawkeye II
Stature
Wiccan
Hulkling
Iron Lad (New one)
Vision

Next State - Oklahoma!

Oh, come on, PA should have Forge too!

killermime88
01-24-2007, 09:17 PM
Nebraska

The Researvists

Thing - Team leader, Ben is now in charge of a team of hero's who don't want to be there, who don't do anything but Ben keeps them in line

Jubilee - 2nd in command, I can imagine leaving her in a room for an hour and watching the sparks fly

Dum Dum Duggan - disgraced former Shield member now doing paperwork

Porcupine - He doesn't want to be there so he sits in a corner and plots

Awesome Andy - He want's to be there and who wouldn't love to see Andy and Ben spare around

Northstar - He is being kept under watch

New York

Wow I'm suprised we got that Thing! Does the Reservists get free Husker football tickets too?

Frostbite883
02-23-2007, 11:46 AM
Maryland - The Liberty Legion
Sharon Carter(leader)
Falcon(second-in-command)
Winter Soldier(formerly known as Bucky)
Deathlok(Michael Collins)
Puma
Echo

Next State: Vermont

Frostbite883
02-23-2007, 11:49 AM
Washington - The Marching Warriors

Forge (Leader)
Thunderbird
American Eagle
Wyatt Wingfoot
Shaman
Talisman
Danielle Moonstar

I hope no one is offended by that - the teams started sounding like sports teams and I thought if they are making a Morman team then a Native American team could be pretty cool

So how about my state...Pennsylvania

I believe this superteam name might be more appropiate.

sugarmanandrobin
02-24-2007, 05:54 PM
Team Texas: The Rough Riders

1. Slyde(reformed. maybe they'll rename him Slick).
2. Aqueduct(also reformed. maybe they'll rename him Pipeline).
3. Fixer
4. Darkhawk
5. Two-Gun Kid(leader)

Next state: Kansas.

Okay, I'm alright with having Fixer. Even Darkhawk.

But Aqueduct and the Two Gun kid? Come on...give us something a little cooler. Tell ya what, howsabout we trade Aquaduct and the Two Gun Kid for Madcap and Molten Man and in return we'll take El Aquila off somebdoy's hands...?

sugarmanandrobin
02-24-2007, 06:00 PM
And no. I'm not saying Madcap because he's my avatar. I do harbor a not-so-secret, big and gushy man-crush for the guy, but I swear that's all. Besides he's the original Deadpool (ah, gotta love those original Rob Liefield characters) and most Texans are halfway crazy and decided to see the world in their own nutso-tinted lenses anyway. As for Molten Man...well just try stepping onto concrete in the middle of summer in South Texas without doing your own personal rendition of "FLAME ON!"

And El Aquila to help with the borders. He-a speek-a dere lawn-gauge.