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pitbull in a skirt
12-08-2006, 08:21 PM
Found this review of the Dark Angel show.

One of the stupidest shows ever concocted. Shows and movies like this -as a trend in the '90s- have attempted to give the public the impression that women -not men- are the ultimate fighting machines and the epitomes of 'manliness.' Pathetic. Perhaps a few women can fight well. Jessica Alba is not one of them. The program relies on nothing but special effects and close camera angles to make Alba out to be some type of bad-ass. I, myself, have no fighting abilities whatsoever. I would bet a million dollars anyday that I could kick her sorry ass and beat her to a living pulp within seconds flat. She sucks.

The acting is hideously-lame in every episode (esp. that of Alba) and the plots are so cheesy that it's incredible. Thought Hollywood would have you believe otherwise, women AREN'T fighting machines or paradigms of masculinity; nay women are nothing but breeding machines to be dominated, oppressed and controlled as they have throughout history. They're worth nothing more, they truly, in every facet, are the inferior gender. They're so much stupider and simpler than men that it's pathetic. It would be nice, for once in a great while, for a movie to come out that wasn't typically directed so that the -because all directors are so squeamish- the woman never gets hurt or killed, but rather kicks men's asses. That's moronic. It would be nice to see a movie come out where women are beaten and battered and dominated -like they are in real life- which is their proper place since they are incapable of true leadership or any type of logic or analytical thinking. I'm also of seeing all these wretched god-damned computer games that have come out in recent years where women characters are the heros and primary characters of action games. Abso-freakin'-lutely stupid.

Yes, I'm a male chauvanist and I have every reason to be. Dark Angel is a very stupid show that should have been cancelled a long time ago. I'd like to get my hands on the director of the show, strangle him and cut off his air supply until he passes away; and that ALSO goes for the stupid, overrated bitch -Jessica Alba.
That was just sad.

Fish Sauce
12-08-2006, 08:23 PM
Wow, I thought that was pretty stupid even before I got to the second paragraph.

thespianphryne
12-08-2006, 08:52 PM
One of the stupidest shows ever concocted. Shows and movies like this -as a trend in the '90s- have attempted to give the public the impression that women -not men- are the ultimate fighting machines and the epitomes of 'manliness.' Pathetic. Perhaps a few women can fight well. Jessica Alba is not one of them. The program relies on nothing but special effects and close camera angles to make Alba out to be some type of bad-ass. I, myself, have no fighting abilities whatsoever. I would bet a million dollars anyday that I could kick her sorry ass and beat her to a living pulp within seconds flat. She sucks.

The acting is hideously-lame in every episode (esp. that of Alba) and the plots are so cheesy that it's incredible. Thought Hollywood would have you believe otherwise, women AREN'T fighting machines or paradigms of masculinity; nay women are nothing but breeding machines to be dominated, oppressed and controlled as they have throughout history. They're worth nothing more, they truly, in every facet, are the inferior gender. They're so much stupider and simpler than men that it's pathetic. It would be nice, for once in a great while, for a movie to come out that wasn't typically directed so that the -because all directors are so squeamish- the woman never gets hurt or killed, but rather kicks men's asses. That's moronic. It would be nice to see a movie come out where women are beaten and battered and dominated -like they are in real life- which is their proper place since they are incapable of true leadership or any type of logic or analytical thinking. I'm also of seeing all these wretched god-damned computer games that have come out in recent years where women characters are the heros and primary characters of action games. Abso-freakin'-lutely stupid.

Yes, I'm a male chauvanist and I have every reason to be. Dark Angel is a very stupid show that should have been cancelled a long time ago. I'd like to get my hands on the director of the show, strangle him and cut off his air supply until he passes away; and that ALSO goes for the stupid, overrated bitch -Jessica Alba.

See all the bolded parts - I agree with him there. Scary how much sense can hide in a pile of dreck.

-Das

Nikita
12-08-2006, 08:58 PM
Found this review of the Dark Angel show.


That was just sad.



LOL. Where in the world did you find this review? It's hilarious. He sounds like he just needs to get laid. Poor, angry, sexually frustrated, misguided soul. LOL.

He's right about one thing though. Jessica Alba is easy on the eyes but her acting sucks pretty hard. Meryl Streep she ain't!

meethraa
12-08-2006, 09:14 PM
Sounds like bad parody to me.
Sort of like that incredibly annoying stereotypical geek who "reviews" old videogames and tries to be funny about it.

StoneGold
12-08-2006, 09:25 PM
Was there a point to this? Random, uncredited reviewer makes wild complaint about TV show from six years ago? I am outraged! Outraged I tell you!

pitbull in a skirt
12-08-2006, 09:49 PM
Well if you MUST know...lol

I saw it at www.rateitall.com I didnt include the source in the original post because I figured it wasnt all that important.

Jeff Brady
12-08-2006, 10:13 PM
Well if you MUST know...lol

I saw it at www.rateitall.com I didnt include the source in the original post because I figured it wasnt all that important.

It's actually very important.

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Jack Zodiac
12-08-2006, 11:02 PM
Whether or not the majority of that mess of consonants and vowels was a joke or not, he's right about one hing. Alba's hot, but she couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag, and that show sucked a hard one.

meethraa
12-09-2006, 12:02 AM
I don't even think she's attractive, but I'd still pick her acting over this person's critique.

And it takes a really bad writer to get me to say that.

StoneGold
12-09-2006, 12:44 AM
Well if you MUST know...lol

I saw it at www.rateitall.com I didnt include the source in the original post because I figured it wasnt all that important.

It's still kind of off. I'm assuming the person isn't important enough that we would really care about him. And it doesn't allow him any kind of response. For all we know, it was just a joke. Or he really meant it. Whatever. It's not like he's that Siskelebert guy.


50 points if you get the reference.


Seriously though, I wouldn't take something someone said over here and use it on some other forum, no matter how stupid it might be.

StoneGold
12-09-2006, 12:48 AM
I don't even think she's attractive,.

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