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Mitsaso
12-04-2006, 04:07 PM
Bobby has been through a lot of s**t with the ladies.
So many, that people started believing he was really gay (how could they?!!?:p ).
Who do YOU guys believe to be the woman who "turned" Bobby into an insecure character of questionable sexuality? In better words, who messed up his his fragile little heart more?

Lorna, that green-haired hussy, who was his first love in a way, but also treated his heart like dirt and left him repeadedly for himbo Havok?

Opal, the short asian lady with the HUGE HAIR, SKULL EARRINGS, HUGE FREAKIN PANTS and irritating nagging about all things X-Men? Don't forget that she also tried to make Bobby take responsibility for a child that wasn't his, after all! :evilangry She dated Bobby, treated him like dirt, then dumped him...!

There's always Annie the Nymphomaniac Nurse, who called him a bigot, told him off several times, then all of a sudden used him for his scrumptious sexxxy body and then lef thim the next morning for himbo Havok (mmm, I see a pattern here!!)

There was also Cloud, who turned out to be an asexual nebula who could take forms of both human sexes, but hey, that's not so uncommon nowadays, is it?:p

Zelda, his sweet girlfriend from the Stan Lee era and CeCe, who was a cool love interest could be but won't be included in this poll. Zelda because she was in no way 'bad" for him, and CeCe for the same reason reinforced with the fact that she never dated him. Same goes for the unresolved tension between him and Emma Frost.
There's still the "other" option, though, in case I forgot about someone.:D

xakko
12-04-2006, 04:12 PM
Opal had some good moments, before becoming evil.

Chuck Austen's wife for the win. That was a train wreck from the start. Oh look, Havok's about to marry a girl I've apparently been pining over for years, so i'll get with the mutantphobic nurse who has a crush on him.

Gah

caney
12-04-2006, 04:24 PM
Definately Opal. Bobby was so sweet in his second mini. At the end he was going to leave the X-men to live with Opal and help raise her son that he knew wasn't his (how romantic and cool of him :cool:), and what does she do? Up and leaves him again to go to Europe for no good reason. :mad:

Hopefully someday Bobby will find someone worthy of his love... :)

Hi-Fi
12-04-2006, 04:25 PM
Definetly Annie, the Nurse from Hell.

Joe Acro
12-04-2006, 04:27 PM
I'll vote Polaris. Why? Because she only dates him when Havok isn't available.

fishtaco
12-04-2006, 04:32 PM
Nurse Annie, or as Xakko put it, "Austen's wife". No contest.

xakko
12-04-2006, 04:49 PM
Nurse Annie, or as Xakko put it, "Austen's wife". No contest.

I stole the line from the Fury.

credit where it's due.

Kaos
12-04-2006, 06:08 PM
Opal....mos def

jen
12-04-2006, 06:16 PM
I voted Nurse Annie. But Opal definitely is in the running. I have to say that Lorna is there too, cause she uses Bobby as her bitch. Poor Babby is so the guy she runs to when things with Alex don't work out. And I LOVE Lorna, but c'mon it's true. ;)

Frodo-X
12-04-2006, 06:24 PM
I voted for the slutty nurse.



Always vote for the slutty nurse. I don't care what the category is.

Zombienorthstar
12-04-2006, 06:24 PM
Hmmm...how are we judging this?

Worst from Bobby's perspective?

Worst from our perspective (as in badly written)?

Mike Smash!
12-04-2006, 06:34 PM
Infectia. She kidnapped Bobby and tried to turn him into a brainwashed monster.

rilokyle
12-04-2006, 06:39 PM
Definitely NOT an Opal fan.

Faded
12-04-2006, 08:34 PM
I hate ALL those bitches.

Except Cloud. And while I like Polaris, she is teh sukz when it comes to relationships.

Omega Alpha
12-04-2006, 09:07 PM
I would say Polaris. Not that i don't like her, but every time she leaves Bobby for Alex, and then when Alex dumps her, go back to Bobby, and then dumps him again when Alex calls.

Metallurgique
12-04-2006, 09:54 PM
Mystique is wacked. Lorna is Dysfunctional at best when it comes to Bobby. Annie I never liked. Cloud didn't last long.

But of all of Bobby's potential and actual dalliances, only infectia was genuinely insane and looking to kill him.

We R. Venom
12-05-2006, 09:48 AM
Definately Lorna. What a whack job. Make up your mind woman.

Brian M.
12-05-2006, 09:49 AM
Northstar.

Deus ex Chris
12-05-2006, 10:01 AM
I'm going with that heavy-chested Genoshan who used her powers of persuasion to turn Bobby's attention away from Northstar! Bitch!

caney
12-05-2006, 10:05 AM
I'm going with that heavy-chested Genoshan who used her powers of persuasion to turn Bobby's attention away from Northstar! Bitch!

But Northstar's line to her was great. She said something like "I'm new here". Then Northstar says something like "Actually, you look rather used." He rocks!!! I can't wait for more Northstar action in the Annual and beyond. :D

Deus ex Chris
12-05-2006, 10:07 AM
But Northstar's line to her was great. She said something like "I'm new here". Then Northstar says something like "Actually, you look rather used." He rocks!!! I can't wait for more Northstar action in the Annual and beyond. :D

You're certainly right about that. He's a bitch too, but in a fabulous way.

The Fury
12-05-2006, 11:39 AM
I stole the line from the Fury.

credit where it's due.
:D

....although I've used it a few time, I can't remember at all when.