Ask Iceman

[Joe Acro]

Iceman, noticing that he's being honored, has decided to answer people's questions. The process is quite simple. You ask a question. Iceman will take control of a poster's account and post his reply. (Actually, a poster will post a reply using this color just to distinguish themselves from "Iceman". This way, everyone can have fun!)

Now, Iceman isn't very busy, so he'll be answering lots of questions. Everyone got it? Get to it!

[The Fury]

Do you (Iceman) get annoyed when peopl turn up the heat in the mansion in the winter?

[Pro]

What flavour are you?

[The Fury]

What flavour are you?
Depends on what I've been eating/drinking.

[Omega Alpha]

When you're coming out of the closet?:D

[Pro]

When you're coming out of the closet?

Honey if last night wasn't a big enough clue ...

[The Lucky One]

When you're coming out of the closet?:D

When there's a hot, naked woman waiting outside.


Iceman, let's just get to the question everyone wants to know: whether you are or not, why do you think so many people have decided you're secretly gay?


-D

[Pro]

whether you are or not, why do you think so many people have decided you're secretly gay?

Northstar froze his tongue to a certain part of my anatomy just as Cyclops walked in ... i'm talking about my finger you pervert!

[The Fury]

Iceman, let's just get to the question everyone wants to know: whether you are or not, why do you think so many people have decided you're secretly gay?

-D
A wild guess as I have no idea really. The fact I was appoached by Northstar, yet that never really happened and everyone thought that because a gay guy thought I was cute therefore I am gay....or something...:confused:

Wow, if that's true I must be gay too.

[caney]

WOW!!! OMG!!!! Iceman, you're so cool. You're my fav!!! :D

Anyways, this is more of a comment than a question. You were in my neighborhood the other day using your nifty ice slide. It was awesome to watch you slide by and stuff, but a few hours later there were large chunks of ice falling everywhere. One of them landed right on my car. Do you guys have some sort of insurance to cover this type of thing?

[Joe Acro]

Do you (Iceman) get annoyed when peopl turn up the heat in the mansion in the winter?Not really. If I try to ice-up to keep myself cool, I usually make water puddles. So, I just don't ice-up and instead go outside. It's all good.

WOW!!! OMG!!!! Iceman, you're so cool. You're my fav!!! :D

Anyways, this is more of a comment than a question. You were in my neighborhood the other day using your nifty ice slide. It was awesome to watch you slide by and stuff, but a few hours later there were large chunks of ice falling everywhere. One of them landed right on my car. Do you guys have some sort of insurance to cover this type of thing?Let me guess. You don't have superhero insurance. I guess I can afford to pay you back. How much would it cost?

[The Lucky One]

Iceman, what initially attracted you to the wild and crazy world of accountancy? And as a follow-up question, do you do the other X-Men's taxes for free, or do you charge them an arm and a leg?

-D

[Hi-Fi]

Iceman, do still keep in touch with Opal or Zelda?

Also, what do really think about Cyclops?

[subliminal]

Iceman... were you and Spider-Man part of any fraternity hazing rituals involving freezing buttocks and sticky stuff? Why don't you and Firestar hang out anymore, I thought you guys were shopping soulmates? Is it true your iceform interfered with the frequency modulation of Northstars' gaydar?

[Pro]

Iceman, what initially attracted you to the wild and crazy world of accountancy?

Daddy said i couldn't be a singer ...

And as a follow-up question, do you do the other X-Men's taxes for free, or do you charge them an arm and a leg?

I only charge wolverine an arm and a leg, well and Forge but that was a one time deal ...

Iceman, do still keep in touch with Opal or Zelda?

We're all part of Oprah's bookclub

Also, what do really think about Cyclops?

Maybe some day i'll replace that stick up his arse with something else ...

[The Lucky One]

Iceman, do still keep in touch with Opal or Zelda?

No, there's something about beatniks and chicks who try to con me into raising their kids by other guys that turns me off.

Also, what do really think about Cyclops?

I may be the Iceman, but that's the dude who's slick as ice. But about as warm and fuzzy.

-D

[Joe Acro]

Iceman... were you and Spider-Man part of any fraternity hazing rituals involving freezing buttocks and sticky stuff? Why don't you and Firestar hang out anymore, I thought you guys were shopping soulmates? Is it true your iceform interfered with the frequency modulation of Northstars' gaydar?
Spider-Man and I met after college. Though a fraternity with superheroes sounds like a great idea! You watch too many cartoons. Our association in those Amazing Friends episodes did not translate to real life. We rarely spoke on the set and haven't spoken to each other since it ended.

Sort of. I made a sculpture of ice that looked exactly like me. Northstar mistook it for the real thing and, given his attraction towards me, tried to make out with it.

[Anodyne]

When you're coming out of the closet?:D
Honey if last night wasn't a big enough clue ...
Umm, you do realize, don't you, that Omega Alpha's public profile doesn't mention his/her gender.:p

[Pro]

Umm, you do realize, don't you, that Omega Alpha's public profile doesn't mention his/her gender.

Guess you can take the answer either way then until Omega Alpha reveals his gender ;)

[Nitz the Bloody]

Dear Iceman,

Does it ever bother you that while Scott became team leader and co-headmaster, Hank became a Nobel Prize winning scientist and Avenger, Warren became CEO of his own corporation, and Jean became an omnipotent goddess, you're still basically the comic relief X-Man who throws snowballs at people? I mean, sure, that's fine for when you were sixteen, but you're like twentysomething now, aren't you?

I mean this with all due respect...:P

[Pro]

I mean, sure, that's fine for when you were sixteen, but you're like twentysomething now, aren't you?

I don't age as fast as other people, I'm on ice half the time

I mean this with all due respect...:P

Go suck a popsickle

[subliminal]

Dear Iceman,

Does it ever bother you that while Scott became team leader and co-headmaster, Hank became a Nobel Prize winning scientist and Avenger, Warren became CEO of his own corporation, and Jean became an omnipotent goddess, you're still basically the comic relief X-Man who throws snowballs at people? I mean, sure, that's fine for when you were sixteen, but you're like twentysomething now, aren't you?

I mean this with all due respect...:P

Being successful is different for everyone mate. Being an Omega-level mutant that isn't a time bomb, having a normal family that is still alive, and a secondary career, without all the trappings of fame, to fall back on isn't all that disappointing. Ask anyone close or over 30, with as much responsibility of the other original 5, if they wouldn't want to live like a 16 year old again.

Iceman how do you stay so young? Is it because you can control moisture and you contantly re-hydrate your skin? Is it your attitude? Or is it what Pro said?

[Frodo-X]

Being successful is different for everyone mate. Being an Omega-level mutant that isn't a time bomb, having a normal family that is still alive, and a secondary career, without all the trappings of fame, to fall back on isn't all that disappointing. Ask anyone close or over 30, with as much responsibility of the other original 5, if they wouldn't want to live like a 16 year old again.

Iceman how do you stay so young? Is it because you can control moisture and you contantly re-hydrate your skin? Is it your attitude? Or is it what Pro said?


I eat healthy food.

Of course, being made of ice, healthy food for me is ice cream, popsicles, and sno-cones.:D

[DDM]

Dear Iceman,

Does it ever bother you that while Scott became team leader and co-headmaster, Hank became a Nobel Prize winning scientist and Avenger, Warren became CEO of his own corporation, and Jean became an omnipotent goddess, you're still basically the comic relief X-Man who throws snowballs at people? I mean, sure, that's fine for when you were sixteen, but you're like twentysomething now, aren't you?

I mean this with all due respect...:P

Dude, all of us lead very different lives. After the Champions folded--a team I founded with Warren--I got to live in the real word as a CPA (certified personal accountant). I don't want to be Iceman all the time. It's boring even for an X-Man! When I'm "inbetween jobs," Warren lets me hang with him. Did I mention I was part of the Defenders too? We fought weird villains then. Mooney went Dark Phoenix on us.

I like being the guy to add humor to the team. Everyone else is so grim & sad. As far as I'm concerned, I'm happy. That's good enough for me.

[subliminal]

Iceman... what is your REAL drag name? Someone said it was Imelda Ice. I also heard Booby Drake, and Ice Princess. I've only seen you dressed up as 'Ima Frostitute' singing "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better", classic!

[Mitsaso]

Iceman... what is your REAL drag name? Someone said it was Imelda Ice. I also heard Booby Drake, and Ice Princess. I've only seen you dressed up as 'Ima Frostitute' singing "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better", classic!

No, honey darlin', all those names you referenced are despicable frauds! My real "performer" name is "Frosty Bottoms", you'll find me singing every Tuesday at "Rectum", the nightclub, wearing Emma's old outfit from the Morisson Era and Lorna's green wigs.


Iceman, dude, can I ask you one tiny little thing? Did you ever do the nasty with Opal? Cuz, if you did, we'd know for sure that there is no chance of you being gay/bi. Only desperate straight dudes would get themselves into Opal's Gigantic Pants.:p

[sgt pepper]

Let me guess. You don't have superhero insurance. I guess I can afford to pay you back. How much would it cost?

Don't do it Iceman. If you pay just one person, do you realize how many crazies will show up with "injuries" and car/house "damage" and demand money from you. Next time someone tries to pull this, ask them if they'd rather have a damaged car or be pulverized by the Juggernaut. Then drop a chunk of ice slide on 'em, suckas!

[caney]

Iceman, dude, can I ask you one tiny little thing? Did you ever do the nasty with Opal? Cuz, if you did, we'd know for sure that there is no chance of you being gay/bi. Only desperate straight dudes would get themselves into Opal's Gigantic Pants.:p

Well if I didn't, I'd have to be pretty dumb to believe that she may of had my kid, wouldn't I...? (Don't answer that...at least I'm pretty...:)) Anyways it was the 80's. There were lots of stupid fashion trends going on. At least Opal didn't wear any o' those Linebacker like shoulder pads.

I have quick follow up question for ya, Bobby. Does "Frosty Bottoms" do private parties?

[The Lucky One]

Don't do it Iceman. If you pay just one person, do you realize how many crazies will show up with "injuries" and car/house "damage" and demand money from you. Next time someone tries to pull this, as them if they'd rather have a damaged car or be pulverized by the Juggernaut. Then drop a chunk of ice slide on 'em, suckas!

Plus the beauty of using ice as a destructive object is... it's ice. 4 hours later, where's the evidence?

"Your honor, the defendant smashed my car with a giant block of ice!"
"Mr. Johnson, can you produce the supposed implement of destruction?"
"...no. It was July, see, and-"
"I've heard enough. Case dismissed!"

-D

[jen]

Iceman, are you still in love with Lorna? Do you think you will ever successfully win her from Havok? It must be tough knowing they are in Space together? It looks like there is something sexy-sexy going on with you and Raven. Can you dish?

[Pro]

It must be tough knowing they are in Space together?

I wish she'd leave him the hell alone so i could get together with him .. her!! Damn it ...

[Joe Acro]

Don't do it Iceman. If you pay just one person, do you realize how many crazies will show up with "injuries" and car/house "damage" and demand money from you. Next time someone tries to pull this, as them if they'd rather have a damaged car or be pulverized by the Juggernaut. Then drop a chunk of ice slide on 'em, suckas!
I can't be that mean, though I see your point. But almost everybody has superhero insurance these days. I can just get Warren to pay for damage done to anyone else.

[Joe Acro]

Iceman, can I call you Bobby? Do you play any instruments?

[DDM]

Iceman, can I call you Bobby?

Shhhhh, I have a secret identity. :o All my friends call me Bobby. Only my parents call be Robert.

Do you play any instruments?

Heck no! I'm lucky I can drive a car.

[rilokyle]

Bobby......... can we date?? :o

[The Lucky One]

Bobby......... can we date?? :o

Are you a boy?

Then no. But if you've got a sister...

-D

[Frodo-X]

Hey, Iceman, what the hell was Storm thinking?!

[Joe Acro]

Considering I hadn't seen Storm in a long while before then, I can't really say. The wedding just sort of sprang up overnight. Her own teammates were surprised.

[Alex A Sanchez]

Hey Drake- have you ever iced up only certain parts of your body? I imagine you could make certain parts appear bigger if they are covered in ice.

[Pro]

I imagine you could make certain parts appear bigger if they are covered in ice.

I think i know what part of my anatomy you are referring to, but here's an experiment. Hang that particular organ in icewater for an hour or so and see if it actually increases in size

[Alex A Sanchez]

I think i know what part of my anatomy you are referring to, but here's an experiment. Hang that particular organ in icewater for an hour or so and see if it actually increases in size

Dude, that hurts.

[Joe Acro]

Iceman, do you get annoyed when the other X-Men ask you to re-chill their drinks?

[subliminal]

Iceman, do you get annoyed when the other X-Men ask you to re-chill their drinks?

No it's fun! I really enjoyed blowing on Wolverine's bottle in the movie. And figure skating with Kitty, wheeee! Some say it sucks that I can't jump my girlfriend Rogue's bones... but you know, I'm okay with it for some reason. ;)

[xmanson]

What's your favorite flavor of popsicle?Blond, brunette, redhead?

[The Fury]

What's your favorite flavor of popsicle?
Blond, brunette, redhead?
I'll presume they are 2 separate questions so:

Cola.

Blonde.

[xmanson]

I'll presume they are 2 separate questions so:

Cola.

Blonde.

Wrong.... :P

[The Fury]

Wrong.... :P
How can Iceman himself be wrong?

[subliminal]

What's your favorite flavor of popsicle? Blond, brunette, redhead?

Oh... I get it... the answer is Canadian maple flavored raven hair (raven hair is like 90% of the world... why is it always left out?).

Iceman... which was weirder, Cloud turning into a guy or Cloud being a sentient nebula?

[Leviathan]

Well the Cloud situation was quite distrubing, but it allowed me to bring some of my insecurities to rest. It had taught me that I don't have to put limitations on the people I met or the relationships I make. I would definitely say that Cloud being a nebula the craziest thing I know.

[blinkinrogue]

Bobby, who do you always shower next to in the locker room?

[Pro]

Bobby, who do you always shower next to in the locker room?

Nightcrawler, he may be agile but he has a lot of trouble holding on to his soapbar with only 3 fingers on each hand

[blinkinrogue]

ahhh... i didnt know you had a thing for blue-skinned.... ahhh... wait...

[Alex A Sanchez]

Drake, is it true that you are developing an afffection for Mystique simply because she can morph into any body type you like? :D

[Alex A Sanchez]

How can Iceman himself be wrong?

Iceman's presumption that those were two separate questions was wrong. The question asker was telling Bobby that he had only asked a single question.

[Joe Acro]

Drake, is it true that you are developing an afffection for Mystique simply because she can morph into any body type you like? :D
That wasn't the only reason, but that's certainly a perk!

[Alex A Sanchez]

That wasn't the only reason, but that's certainly a perk!

I bet role playing during sex with Mystique is a blast. I can imagine Bobby now: "Bigger ass- Nurse Annie has a bigger ass. Ahh.. and have bigger boobs too. SWEET! Now do Guthrie. NO! Not Paige.

[Leviathan]

Mr. Drake, I have two questions for you. I was wondering if you volunteer your time as an X-Man or are you being paid for your services. I also wanted to know how you stay trim and fit so I can wear ultra-sexy speedos like you.

[The Lucky One]

Bobby, who do you always shower next to in the locker room?

Kitten, you're talking to a man who can turn his body into water; so, the correct answer is... everyone. But that being said, my favorites are Rogue and Lady Mastermind. Rowr.
:cool:


-D

[Joe Acro]

Iceman's presumption that those were two separate questions was wrong. The question asker was telling Bobby that he had only asked a single question.Those were related questions? Oh. I wish I had an answer.

Mr. Drake, I have two questions for you. I was wondering if you volunteer your time as an X-Man or are you being paid for your services. I also wanted to know how you stay trim and fit so I can wear ultra-sexy speedos like you.None of us at the mansion are paid. We live off other people's generosity while providing important services like teaching and battling costumed madmen. You can stay trim and fit by battling super-villains on a near-daily basis. But you don't have to be trim and fit to wear speedos.

[Alex A Sanchez]

None of us at the mansion are paid.

What? Xavier isn't paying you for the classes you teach? Warren told me you were a chump, but I gave you the benefit of the doubt before now. All of other X-faculty pull in a hefty salary- the tuition at Xavier's school is not cheap you know. I wonder how long they were going to wait until they told you...

Real quick- which one of the New X-men do you plain to nail now that Xavier's not around to babysit and your only competition (Warren) is gone?:evilsmile