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SlightlyMad
12-03-2006, 04:31 PM
...but were too afraid to ask. Answered on a Q & A with Mr Stallone, on Aint it Cool: (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30865)

9. For the love of all that is good and Holy.

How do you use the 3 seashells?!

Louis Saucedo
Dallas, Texas

OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry.



:eek:

And there you have it! :D
Eliseu Gouveia
12-03-2006, 04:51 PM
:eek: I could have lived without learning that....
Scorpion13
12-03-2006, 04:56 PM
And here I thought it was some sort of laser grid device.

Now I learn its significantly lower tech than what we have now.

Fantastic.
Kid Kamikaze10
12-03-2006, 05:02 PM
:eek:

Oh my gawd! I can't unhear that!
SnowTrooper
12-03-2006, 05:10 PM
Im gonna start keeping 3 seashells in my bathroom now just in case I run out of TP.
Lord of Denial
12-03-2006, 05:22 PM
What are you pulling with the two you hold like chopsticks?

If you need to pull a turd out your ass after a dump then you have been doing it wrong.
Scorpion13
12-03-2006, 05:47 PM
Alls Im saying is that some sort of a Tesla-Coil would have worked much better.
LordEd1976
12-03-2006, 08:45 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR RRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I can't that image out of my head!!!!!!!!

(starts to repeatedly bang head on desk to block out image)

too.........................hard.................. ......................

(thud)

(twitch)
nervmeister
12-03-2006, 09:54 PM
Cant wait to hear how you shave in the future. Probably involves a rabid gerbil gnawing at your face.
Albert
12-03-2006, 10:17 PM
Cant wait to hear how you shave in the future. Probably involves a rabid gerbil gnawing at your face.

As a rule, I shy away from using restrooms that contain gerbils.
Sheldon
12-06-2006, 09:26 AM
I'm really enjoying the Q&As with Sly.

He seems like a pretty cool guy.
Jonah Weiland
12-06-2006, 11:11 AM
That is hillarious.
Adrian Tullberg
12-06-2006, 03:28 PM
Personally, I would have asked what it was like working with Nigel Hawthorne ...