Ho, ho, ho! X-Men Secret Santa!!! [Archive] - Comic Book Resources Forums

Mariah

12-02-2006, 02:51 PM

'Tis the season to start passing around the Christmas cheer, and I got this idea from a little of Kyle's wonderfully fabulous thread. What would you get for an X-Man for Christmas? Each day I'm going to pick a different X-Man and you will post what you would get them for Christmas if you picked their name for a Secret Santa! Remember y'all, you just have 22 shopping days left!

Okay, for the first one, we're going to go with the first X-Man, ladies love him your man, my man, Brian and Liz's man:
CYCLOPS!!!

The Fury

12-02-2006, 02:54 PM

Cyclops needs a vibr....or maybe A Jean doll. :)

Brian M.

12-02-2006, 02:55 PM

Tilt

12-02-2006, 02:56 PM

I'd get him some anti-freeze.

Pro

12-02-2006, 03:11 PM

Lens cleaner

Canemacar

12-02-2006, 03:14 PM

Some contacts.

Omega Alpha

12-02-2006, 03:17 PM

Valium and Prozac. He definitively needs some this days.

rilokyle

12-02-2006, 04:10 PM

Ooh good idea Mariah!!

I would get Cyclops none other than Jean Grey, back in the flesh and Phoenix-free. Time to kick Emma out in the cold.

Kaos

12-02-2006, 04:12 PM

A sign saying : JEAN IS THE PAST..forget her...

:evilsmile

Mariah

12-02-2006, 04:13 PM

Ooh good idea Mariah!!

I would get Cyclops none other than Jean Grey, back in the flesh and Phoenix-free. Time to kick Emma out in the cold.
Thanks, baby cakes! I owe it to you, and like the 3 feet of snow outside my door!

Novaya Havoc

12-02-2006, 04:13 PM

Cyclops? I'd probably get him a copy of Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Nearly Everything."

http://www.amazon.com/Short-History-Nearly-Everything/dp/076790818X/sr=1-1/qid=1165101210/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-8487767-8541663?ie=UTF8&s=books

Sufficiently boring, but a great book.

EDIT: Wait. Are we doing REAL gifts, or fake gifts? LOL.

Brian M.

12-02-2006, 04:19 PM

A sign saying : JEAN IS THE PAST..forget her...

:evilsmile

I wouldn't open your gifts on Christmas. I'm gonna make one of them a bomb. The other will have the heads of those you hold dear in them.

Brian M.

12-02-2006, 04:19 PM

Ooh good idea Mariah!!

I would get Cyclops none other than Jean Grey, back in the flesh and Phoenix-free. Time to kick Emma out in the cold.

Good gift, then they can go on double dates w/ Alex and Lorna and form one super team w/ the other Originals. I'd even let Austen write that.

Novaya Havoc

12-02-2006, 04:20 PM

I wouldn't open your gifts on Christmas. I'm gonna make one of them a bomb. The other will have the heads of those you hold dear in them.

Dude. Seriously. You really are me, but about the O5 and not Dazz. <lol>

SUPERECWFAN1

12-02-2006, 04:21 PM

Viagra . I know Jean , Madylne and Emma have ran Scott ragged. I'm sure he needs it with how in demand they all are.

Kaos

12-02-2006, 04:49 PM

I wouldn't open your gifts on Christmas. I'm gonna make one of them a bomb. The other will have the heads of those you hold dear in them.

rah I don't mind her as a character, I just ain all on bout Jean and Scott forever...meh. And I don't get gifts so I'd be suspicious anyway.

creaky

12-02-2006, 05:21 PM

I would pay for couple counseling sessions for him and Emma, so that their relationship can prosper.

And I'll throw in some counseling for him alone as well. It's long overdue.

Omega Alpha

12-02-2006, 07:15 PM

Good gift, then they can go on double dates w/ Alex and Lorna and form one super team w/ the other Originals. I'd even let Austen write that.

Nah, Kaos is right:)

Unless if by double dates, you mean gigantic all-night long orgies:D

And, please, it's better to be dead than being written by Austen. :mad:

And I'll throw in some counseling for him alone as well. It's long overdue.

Yep, specially if it's like the one he received during Morrison's run: every day counselling with a hot blonde; heck, i wanna be a pacient too:D

Seriously, Doc Samson could pay a visit to him. And Emma. And Alex. And Lorna. And Wolverine. And Iceman. And Gambit. And Rachel; actually, i think that only Darwin doesn't need counselling, and he was on his crazy's friend head for 10 years...

Tre Styles

12-02-2006, 07:58 PM

I'd get him theSpecial Edition DVD of Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.

It is his favorite movie after all. I'd also have Forge make him some ruby tinted contact lenses.

Mariah

12-03-2006, 02:49 PM

Okay, since it's The Iceman's cometh week, well do one for ole Frosty Drake himself...

ICEMAN!!!!

Brian M.

12-03-2006, 02:54 PM

Okay, since it's The Iceman's cometh week, well do one for ole Frosty Drake himself...

ICEMAN!!!!

Subscription to Playboy. Unless he starts reading the articles then I'll switch it to Playgirl.

mattbib

12-03-2006, 02:58 PM

I'd give Bobby an iPod.

Canemacar

12-03-2006, 03:05 PM

Rock salt.

Frodo-X

12-03-2006, 03:10 PM

Rock salt.

Nice one!

I'd give him a corncob pipe, a hat, two sticks, a carrot, and some coal.

Kaos

12-03-2006, 04:15 PM

Vanilla Ice's album

SUPERECWFAN1

12-03-2006, 04:54 PM

Scotch....that way he can make scotch on the rocks baby.

Zombienorthstar

12-03-2006, 05:56 PM

Cocktail maker set...itd be hillarious!

Mariah

12-04-2006, 02:57 PM

Well, that was fun...okay. How about the most fabulous female, who dares to be different...Goddess! She's a queen, she's a goddess, she's a thief, she's a strong black female. She carried a leather, bondage and mohawk look for years, and still would look good in it, I give you...

STORM!!

Canemacar

12-04-2006, 02:58 PM

A divorce lawyer.

Frodo-X

12-04-2006, 03:12 PM

A divorce lawyer.

And a plane ticket to New York.

Zombienorthstar

12-04-2006, 03:16 PM

A teacup...cause i loves the imagery! Its schtick i tells ya!

Brian M.

12-04-2006, 04:33 PM

A divorce lawyer.

Beat me to it.

Hi-Fi

12-04-2006, 04:35 PM

A "What Were You Thinking" big sign.

Brian M.

12-04-2006, 04:47 PM

A "What Were You Thinking" big sign.

Slap on the back of the head and a Wolverine comic.

d newton

12-04-2006, 05:28 PM

A divorce lawyer.
Why does she need a divorce lawyer - she's not going to break up the marriage 1 month after she got married, is she? ;)

Joe Acro

12-04-2006, 06:17 PM

I give her bug spray. She does live near the jungle, after all.

Pro

12-04-2006, 06:19 PM

A '76 chevy, some razorwire, a bottle of mayonaise and two plucked chickens.

Why? I dunno, i want to see what she'd do with them

Zombienorthstar

12-04-2006, 06:21 PM

I'd get her a clue.

rilokyle

12-04-2006, 06:41 PM

I'd get her a clue.
OWNED!!! ;)

I'd buy Storm a one-way ticket back to Westchester, New York.

Omega Alpha

12-04-2006, 08:49 PM

Why does she need a divorce lawyer - she's not going to break up the marriage 1 month after she got married, is she? ;)

Yeah, she could just kill the guy and take all his money instead of half of it. And this guy has A L-O-T of the old green ones.

Actually, with so much money (even if she's still with him), i don't think she needs a gift. Actually, she should give me one!:p

d newton

12-04-2006, 09:18 PM

Yeah, she could just kill the guy and take all his money instead of half of it. And this guy has A L-O-T of the old green ones.

Actually, with so much money (even if she's still with him), I don't think she needs a gift. Actually, she should give me one!
I'm waiting for the backlash from all the angry fans who don't want them broken up too soon (like myself).

Frodo-X

12-04-2006, 09:25 PM

I'm waiting for the backlash from all the angry fans who don't want them broken up too soon (like myself).

It may take a while.

I think there's only 4 of you.

Matthew K.

12-04-2006, 09:34 PM

a mohawk & some black leather

Christopher O

12-04-2006, 09:37 PM

I'd get her a new outfit and a new writer. She can keep the husband, as long as she's well-written and well-dressed.

d newton

12-05-2006, 12:26 AM

I think there's only 4 of you.
There must be more than 4 people who like the current direction for her in a certain book! :D

Zombienorthstar

12-05-2006, 03:56 AM

To be honest, Storms been a boring X-Man for a while...and im not really anti-Black Panther/Storm...i just think its a tad unbelievable...

However i think theres potential there so im not like 'BREAK THEM UP NOW' whats done is done.

Christopher O

12-05-2006, 08:13 AM

I think she needs Grant Morrison for Christmas. I loved his brief interpretation in New X-Men #132. Or maybe Neil Gaiman.

Mariah

12-05-2006, 06:13 PM

Okay, well, those we're good choices. Hmmm...how about...She's feisty, she's fabulous, she has no qualms about looking like a really ugly boy with pink hair...she's
DAZZLER!!!!

Brian M.

12-05-2006, 06:22 PM

Okay, well, those we're good choices. Hmmm...how about...She's feisty, she's fabulous, she has no qualms about looking like a really ugly boy with pink hair...she's
DAZZLER!!!!

New Haircut and outfit...oh also a new Writer.

Zombienorthstar

12-05-2006, 06:50 PM

A calender.

Its 2006, Daz, NO ONE LIKES DISCO!

Kaos

12-05-2006, 08:00 PM

A calender.

Its 2006, Daz, NO ONE LIKES DISCO!

....I was gonna say sumthing on those lines

DAMN YOU

Mariah

12-05-2006, 08:02 PM

A calender.

Its 2006, Daz, NO ONE LIKES DISCO!
Tell that to Madonna, Kylie Minogue and all the other disco divas out there.

Hi-Fi

12-05-2006, 08:04 PM

A wig?????

Canemacar

12-05-2006, 08:12 PM

A plane ticket back to Mojoworld.

Frodo-X

12-05-2006, 08:55 PM

Jubilee's severed head.

Canemacar

12-05-2006, 09:02 PM

Jubilee's severed head.

A gift everyone can enjoy.

EDit: Your sig prompted me to put MY favorite LotR poem in a sig.

Frodo-X

12-05-2006, 09:10 PM

A gift everyone can enjoy.

EDit: Your sig prompted me to put MY favorite LotR poem in a sig.

Us RingNuts gotta stick together.;)

I'm not sure why, but we do.:p

I figured the Annie Lennox lyrics had done their part, but it was time for a change. Then I remembered the poem. Thought it'd be neat, since most people only know the two lines that are said in the movie.

Kirayoshi

12-05-2006, 10:50 PM

Okay, a little late for the party so if I may play catch-up:

Scott: a new pair of Ray-Bahns. Now that he no longer needs to look at the world through rose-colored glasses, he could stand an update to his look.

Bobby: a smoothie machine.

Ororo: a biography of Grace Kelly. They have so much in common.

Alison: a Trans-Siberian Orchestra boxed set. Either that or Patti Smith.

Mariah

12-06-2006, 01:41 PM

Okay, that could have gone better. Let's see....Hmmm...Okay, he's black, he used to be white, throws cards when he has a fit or wants to blow stuff up! He's...
!!!GAMBIT!!!

Canemacar

12-06-2006, 01:48 PM

Free plasic surgery. Maybe they can "Michael Jackson" him white again.

Matthew K.

12-06-2006, 05:33 PM

New Haircut and outfit...oh also a new Writer.

hey UT i got her the same thing! :p

Frodo-X

12-06-2006, 05:50 PM

Free plasic surgery. Maybe they can "Michael Jackson" him white again.

Indeed.

Also, his original, non-fart powers.

And a bag full of bolts, just until he learns that his powers work on objects other than playing cards.

I mean the cards are neat and all, but seriously, throw something else once in a while!

Oh, and condoms so he and Rogue can......you get it.:p

Canemacar

12-06-2006, 06:02 PM

Indeed.

Also, his original, non-fart powers.

And a bag full of bolts, just until he learns that his powers work on objects other than playing cards.

I hear ya. Theres so much more they can do with those powers.

Novaya Havoc

12-07-2006, 07:39 AM

Flameworthy

12-08-2006, 01:02 AM

I'm back baby!

Yeah, I'm sure nobody cares.:p

Okay, well, those we're good choices. Hmmm...how about...She's feisty, she's fabulous, she has no qualms about looking like a really ugly boy with pink hair...she's
DAZZLER!!!!

I don't know if this really counts as a gift, but I'd send in a video for her to TLC's What Not to Where. Yeah, she needs it that badly.

Mariah

12-08-2006, 05:24 AM

A bottle of peroxide, and a waterford crystal set. ;D

I'm back baby!

Yeah, I'm sure nobody cares.:p

I don't know if this really counts as a gift, but I'd send in a video for her to TLC's What Not to Where. Yeah, she needs it that badly.
Welcome back Papi!

Wow, I love both of these ideas, and yes, she does need help with those outfits and hair now.

Mariah

12-08-2006, 05:26 AM

Okay, we need another one....hmmm...He's sexy, he's a champion skier, he's the premiere gay man of the Marvel Universe, she's nuts, she's slutty, she's everything your not they're...

NORTHSTAR AND AURORA!!!!

The Fury

12-08-2006, 06:25 AM

For Aurora a vibrator.

For Northstar...heck, they can share. Save me money.

Zombienorthstar

12-08-2006, 08:48 AM

A rent boy...boy aint got no play in fifteen years of being out.

tunasammiches

12-08-2006, 11:31 AM

More matching outfits.

Matthew K.

12-08-2006, 02:07 PM

therapy for the twins so they can sort out their disheveled lives

Canemacar

12-11-2006, 10:36 PM

Matching straight-jackets.

Frodo-X

12-11-2006, 10:54 PM

Intensive psychiatric evaluations and any relevant medications that may be prescribed.

Matthew K.

12-12-2006, 03:26 AM

okay, for christmas, what should we get good ol'

professor xavier??

Kaos

12-12-2006, 06:42 AM

head buffer

Omega Alpha

12-12-2006, 08:32 AM

A hair transplant.

Or a hat:)

Canemacar

12-12-2006, 01:04 PM

Polish for his dome. Shiney.

Mitsaso

12-12-2006, 02:31 PM

Strippers in Shi'ar outfits.:D

Frodo-X

12-12-2006, 03:27 PM

A lockpick kit so he can escape the torture device he's currently being held in.

Mariah

12-12-2006, 09:31 PM

Okay, I've kinda neglected the thread, but I guess I'll give it some effort. What would you get for
CE CE REYES!!!!

Flameworthy

12-12-2006, 09:37 PM

A gift certificate to a hair salon, because she's in serious need of a hair makeover.;)

Frodo-X

12-12-2006, 09:38 PM

A how-to-escape-limbo kit.

Canemacar

12-12-2006, 09:48 PM

A nicklebag of Rave.

What does Rave come in anyway?

Omega Alpha

12-12-2006, 10:00 PM

A bag, so she can put it in Beast's head during the you-know-what time.

creaky

12-12-2006, 11:20 PM

I would give her Hank, wrapped in a lovely red bow.

Kirayoshi

12-13-2006, 12:58 AM

A starring role in Astondishing X-Men once Joss leaves.

Matthew K.

12-13-2006, 02:14 PM

A starring role in Astondishing X-Men once Joss leaves.

a permanent pass to dc comics

Mariah

12-13-2006, 05:25 PM

Okay, we've done a couple boys, a couple girls...how's about...He may be gay, he may be bi, he may be straight, but we all love him, the almost fabulous...

RICTOR!!!!!(CAN YOU FEEL THE VIBRATING?)